1. Hello, friend.
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2. "Hello, friend?"
That's lame.
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3. Maybe I should give you a name.
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4. But that's a slippery slope.
You're only in my head.
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5. We have to remember that.
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6. Shit.
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7. It's actually happened. I'm
talking to an imaginary person.
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8. What I'm about to tell you
is top secret.
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9. A conspiracy bigger
than all of us.
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10. There's a powerful group of people out
there that are secretly running the world.
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11. I'm talking about the guys
no one knows about.
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12. The guys that are invisible.
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13. The top one percent
of the top one percent.
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14. The guys that play God
without permission.
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15. And now I think
they're following me.
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16. This is about last night.
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17. I should've gone to
Angela's birthday party.
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18. Instead, I went to...
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19. Hey, Ron.
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20. There you are.
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21. You're Ron?
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22. But...
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23. Your real name
is Rohit D'Temeta.
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24. You changed it to Ron
when you bought your first
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25. Ron's Coffee shop six years ago.
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26. Now, you got 17 of 'em with
eight more coming next quarter.
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27. May I help you with something?
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28. I like coming here,
'cause your Wi-Fi was fast.
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29. I mean, you're one of the few spots that
has a fiber connection with gigabit speed.
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30. It's good.
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31. I mean, it was so good, it
scratched that part of my mind.
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32. The part that...
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33. doesn't allow good to
exist without condition.
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34. So, I started intercepting all
the traffic on your network.
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35. That's when I noticed
something strange.
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36. That's when I decided
to hack you.
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37. - Hack...
- I know you run a website called Plato's Boys.
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38. Pardon me?
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39. You're using Tor networking
to keep the servers anonymous.
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40. You made it really hard
for anyone to see it.
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41. But I saw it.
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42. The onion routing protocol, it's not
as anonymous as you think it is.
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43. Whoever's in control of the exit nodes
is also in control of the traffic,
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44. which makes me...
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45. the one in control.
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46. - I must ask you to kindly leave, please.
- I own everything.
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47. All your emails.
All your files.
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48. All your pics.
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49. Get out of here,
right now, or I'll call the...
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50. Police?
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51. I mean, you want them to find out about the
hundred terabytes of child pornography
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52. you serve to your 400,000 users?
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53. Personally, man,
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54. I was hoping it was just
gonna be some BDSM stuff.
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55. You realize how much simpler
that would've been?
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56. I did not hurt anyone.
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57. I never did.
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58. That's my...
personal life.
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59. I understand what it's like
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60. to be different.
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61. I'm very different, too.
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62. I mean, I don't jerk off
to little kids, but...
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63. I don't know how
to talk to people.
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64. My dad was the only
one I could talk to.
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65. But he died.
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66. I'm sorry to hear that.
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67. How did he pass, may I ask?
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68. Leukemia.
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69. Yeah, he definitely got it from
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70. radiation at the company he worked
at, though I couldn't prove it.
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71. Now, he's dead.
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72. Company's fine, though.
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73. Oh, hey...
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74. It's okay, Rohit.
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75. You don't have to worry anymore.
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76. I don't understand.
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77. Are you blackmailing me?
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78. So that's what this is about?
Money?
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79. That's all you care about, hmm?
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80. No.
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81. If I pay you now,
you'll want more and more.
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82. No matter how much I give.
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83. You will inform
the police anyway.
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84. I won't pay you, sir.
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85. Remember,
you also broke the law.
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86. Actually, you're right.
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87. Partly.
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88. See, I usually do this kind
of thing from my computer,
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89. but this time I wanted
to do it AFK.
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90. In person.
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91. I'm trying to work
on my social anxiety.
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92. But there's always the threat of
you fleeing after I call you out.
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93. You know, you tell your sysadmin to take
your servers down, wipe all the data.
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94. So...
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95. I made sure to include the current
time and location on my anonymous tip.
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96. Wait, hold on. I'll give you the money.
I'll pay you.
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97. How much do you want? I'll pay you.
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98. That's the part you
were wrong about, Rohit.
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99. I don't give a shit about money.
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100. Now, I'm being followed.
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101. The higher-ups don't like
someone with my powers.
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102. In three short minutes, I destroyed
a man's business, life, existence.
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103. - I deleted him.
- Hey!
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104. Hey, you!
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105. Hey, kiddo.
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106. What's happening?
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107. Exciting time in
the world right now.
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108. Exciting time.
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109. But I'm only a
vigilante hacker by night.
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110. By day, just a regular
cyber-security engineer.
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111. Employee number ER-280652.
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112. Elliot?
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113. In here.
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114. - What's up?
- Yo.
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115. - I do. It's not about the...
- All Of the...
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116. I can... Yeah, I can totally...
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117. I can totally handle it.
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118. Look, they were
hacked again last night.
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119. That's my
childhood friend, Angela.
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120. She can be a bit
high-strung sometimes.
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121. But, trust me, she's
one of the good ones.
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122. What am I looking at? Is this the log file?
This was a RUDY attack.
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123. - This is awesome.
- Gideon, will you please answer me?
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124. Awesome?
You think this is awesome?
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125. This is killing us, Elliot.
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126. Gideon, I'm not leaving...
- Angela!
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127. Let's just see how
this meeting goes today.
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128. I mean, their... Their networks
are getting attacked every week.
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129. Who knows if they'll
still even be a client.
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130. - They're coming in?
- Yeah.
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131. What did we say
about the dress code?
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132. All right, now, look over
those logs and be ready,
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133. this afternoon, in case
they have any questions.
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134. Okay?
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135. Okay.
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136. Did you
start smoking again?
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137. Did you not get my
texts last night?
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138. I sent you exactly 13 of them.
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139. Yeah, sorry.
I couldn't make it.
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140. You promised me that you
were gonna try this time.
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141. Stop thinking about something
else when I'm talking to you.
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142. I hate when you do that.
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143. Sorry.
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144. I was... thinking about work.
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145. Maybe that's why Gideon
loves you so much.
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146. He thanks me all the
time for bringing you in.
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147. But, for some reason, I think
you secretly hate it here.
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148. She was right.
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149. I like most of the people,
but our business,
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150. a cyber-security firm that
protects corporations,
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151. I can't think
of anything I hate more.
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152. No, I love it here.
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153. I'm sorry.
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154. I'm just in a bad mood.
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155. I'm late on my last
two student loan payments.
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156. And I can't get
Gideon to give me a raise.
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157. - Hey.
- Hi.
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158. Yo, buddy.
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159. - Missed you last night. Where were you?
- Gotta go.
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160. Big meeting today.
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161. Did you find out what happened?
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162. Yeah.
He said he was working.
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163. Ugh, come on.
You gotta talk to him.
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164. We're gonna be late
for the staff meeting.
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165. He can't stand me.
And you know why.
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166. Angela,
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167. I can't have that kind
of negativity in my life.
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168. That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
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169. What are
you thinking about?
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170. Nothing.
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171. You wanna know what
I'm thinking about?
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172. The first time you came to me.
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173. I didn't
exactly come to Krista.
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174. I was forced here.
But I do like her.
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175. Hacking her was simple.
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176. Her password?
Dylan_2791.
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177. Favorite artist and the year in
which she was born, backwards.
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178. Though she's a psychologist, she's
really bad at reading people.
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179. But I'm good at reading people.
My secret?
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180. I look for the worst in them.
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181. I know she went through
a divorce four years ago.
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182. I know she was devastated by it and has
been dating losers on eHarmony ever since.
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183. Her most recent foray?
Michael Hansen.
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184. I searched for him online,
but nothing came up.
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185. No Linkedln, no Facebook.
Nothing.
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186. Something about him bugs me.
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187. Scratching that part
of my mind again.
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188. But I'll hack him soon enough.
I always do.
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189. I know you're not yelling
like before, which is good,
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190. but I can tell you're
still holding on to it.
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191. And we need to work on
your anger issues, Elliot.
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192. You're angry at everyone.
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193. - At society...
- F... society.
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194. I know you have
a lot to be angry about,
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195. but keeping it to yourself
and staying quiet,
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196. like you're doing,
it's not going to help you.
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197. There's pain underneath.
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198. That's where our
work needs to go.
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199. What is it about society
that disappoints you so much?
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200. Oh, I don't know.
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201. Is it that we collectively thought
Steve Jobs was a great man,
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202. even when we knew he made billions
off the backs of children?
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203. Or maybe it's that it feels like
all our heroes are counterfeit.
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204. The world itself's
just one big hoax.
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205. Spamming each other with our burning commentary
of bullshit masquerading as insight.
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206. Our social media
faking as intimacy.
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207. Or is it that we voted for this?
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208. Not with our rigged elections,
but with our things.
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209. Our property.
Our money.
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210. I'm not saying anything new.
We all know why we do this.
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211. Not because Hunger Games
books makes us happy.
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212. But because we wanna be sedated.
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213. Because it's painful not to pretend.
Because we're cowards.
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214. - F... society.
- Elliot.
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215. Elliot, you're
not saying anything.
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216. What's wrong?
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217. Nothing.
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218. Don't be frustrated.
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219. Why shouldn't I be?
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220. You're different than most.
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221. You at least try.
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222. You at least understand.
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223. Understand what?
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224. What it's like to feel alone.
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225. You understand the pain.
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226. You wanna protect
people from it.
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227. You wanna protect me from it.
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228. I respect that about you.
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229. Why do you think I know what
it's like to feel alone?
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230. Shit.
From her emails.
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231. Elliot?
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232. I don't know.
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233. Let's talk about last night.
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234. Did you go to
Angela's birthday party?
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235. Yeah. It was nice.
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236. - Did you try to talk to anyone?
- Sure.
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237. I got a girl's number.
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238. - You did?
- She's cute.
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239. She likes The Hunger Games.
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240. You're hiding again, Elliot.
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241. When you hide,
your delusions come back.
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242. It's a slippery slope.
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243. Let's talk about the men in
black you've been seeing.
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244. Are they still there?
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245. No, they're...
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246. I told you, they're gone.
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247. The meds you
gave me are working.
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249. Do you wanna, uh...
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250. You wanna do lunch today?
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251. Uh, yeah.
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252. - I got other...
- Plans, right.
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253. That's what you said the last
three times I asked you, uh...
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254. Look, bud, you and Angela have
been close for a long time.
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255. And that's even more reason why
I want us to be on good terms.
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256. I just... I feel like
things have been awkward between us.
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258. I'm okay with it being
awkward between us.
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259. Um, yeah, I'm...
I'm not okay with that.
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260. Um...
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261. Look, man, I love Angela
and I want us to...
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262. To get along, for her sake.
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263. I mean, that's, that's what I'm kinda...
That's what I'm here for.
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264. I just, I...
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265. I don't normally
do stuff like this.
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266. Am I crazy
not to like this guy?
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267. Among some of his
Facebook likes are
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268. George W. Bush's
decision points,
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269. Revenge of the Fallen,
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270. - and the music of Josh Groban...
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271. Must I really justify
myself any further?
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272. Working on that shit, you know?
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273. His was
the easiest to hack.
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274. Password was 123456Seven.
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275. I witnessed his first "I love
you" with Angela over GChat.
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276. Then I witnessed the first Of
many infidelities with Stella B.
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277. I've never done
anything like this before...
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278. I've thought about telling
Angela but she has shitty taste in men
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279. and I'm not quite ready to see
what comes after this just yet.
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280. You like music.
I like music.
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281. Maroon 5?
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282. Plus, I can manage
Ollie easier than the others.
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283. For now, anyway.
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284. And that's all I mean.
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285. I just want you to know that.
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286. I like you, bro.
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287. And I want you to like me, too.
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288. I understand.
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289. I'll try harder.
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290. That's cool, man.
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291. Hey, whenever you're
ready, I'd love to just...
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292. chill.
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293. Oh, forgot about your...
no touching thing.
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294. Truth is, I shouldn't hate
Ollie. He's not that bad a guy.
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295. He's too dumb to be bad.
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296. In fact, when I think
about the really bad people...
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297. E Corp, the largest
conglomerate in the world.
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298. They're so big,
they're literally everywhere.
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299. A perfect monster
of modern society.
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300. The "E" might as well
stand for "Evil."
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301. electronics and
all of life's necessities...
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302. In fact, after a thorough,
intensive self-reprogramming,
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303. that's all my mind hears, sees, or
reads when they pop up in my world.
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304. Together,
we can change the world...
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305. - ... with E Corp.
- Evil Corp.
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306. Krista would have a shit fit
if she knew I did that.
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307. But that's what they are,
a conglomerate of evil.
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308. And now I have to help them.
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309. There are six on-site
engineers on your account.
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310. - There he is.
- Terry Colby, the CTO.
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311. I know it looks a little...
complicated.
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312. Even though he's
the head technology guy
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313. at one of the biggest companies in
the world, he owns a BlackBerry.
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314. So, this
is it, right here.
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315. It also looks like he
doesn't see a terminal very often.
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316. He's not a techie.
He's a moron.
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317. An arrogant moron.
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318. The worst kind.
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319. Oh, hi.
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320. Tyrell Wellick, Senior
Vice President, Technology.
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321. Elliot.
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322. Just a tech.
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323. Don't be so humble.
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324. You know, I started out
exactly where you are, and...
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325. To be honest, you know,
my heart is still there.
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326. So I see you're running Gnome.
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327. You know,
I'm actually on KDE myself.
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328. I know this desktop environment
is supposed to be better, but...
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329. You know what they say,
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330. old habits, they die hard.
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331. An executive running Linux?
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332. But, that...
- Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
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333. I'm an executive.
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334. I mean, why am I
even running Linux?
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335. Again, old habits.
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336. It's gonna be fun
working with you.
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337. I should join the
rest of the group.
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338. Bonsoir, Elliot.
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339. Sometimes I dream
of saving the world.
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340. Saving everyone
from the invisible hand.
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341. The one that brands us
with an employee badge.
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342. The one that forces
us to work for them.
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343. The one that controls us every
day without us knowing it.
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344. But I can't stop it.
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345. I'm not that special.
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346. I'm just anonymous.
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347. I'm just alone.
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348. If it weren't for Qwerty,
I'd be completely empty.
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349. I hate when I can't
hold in my loneliness.
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350. This crying's been happening too often.
Every other week now.
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351. What do normal people
do when they get this sad?
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352. They reach out to friends
or family, I think.
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353. That's not an option.
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354. I do morphine.
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355. The key to doing morphine
without turning into a junkie
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356. is to limit yourself
to 30 milligrams a day.
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357. Anything more just
builds up your tolerance.
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358. I check every pill
I get for purity.
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359. I have eight milligrams
Suboxone, for maintenance,
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360. in case I go through withdrawal.
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361. Shit.
I'm out again.
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362. How much?
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363. On the house.
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364. No, Shayla.
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365. Not doing that, okay?
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366. This is just a regular drug
deal, like it always is.
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367. Fine.
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368. Oh, yeah, so what
are you up to tonight?
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369. 'Cause I tried to post something on
your Facebook and couldn't find you.
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370. I'm not on Facebook.
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371. What? Why not?
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372. 'Cause I hate Facebook.
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373. That's crazy.
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374. Well, you wanna do
these together, then?
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375. Pure Molly.
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376. Don't ever make decisions
when you're on morphine.
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377. Instagram check-in for
Krista at Pierre Loti.
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378. Okay, Michael Hansen. Time to
find out who you really are.
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379. Taxi!
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380. Uh, hi. I just left my
keys in one of your cabs.
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381. 56Y2.
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382. Sure.
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383. How 'bout you two? Huh?
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384. You guys got any spare change?
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385. Help me out? Homes are expensive, guys.
Come on.
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386. 306, Hawthorne.
Thank you. Thank you.
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387. Come on, asshole.
Piss already.
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388. - I mean, come on. Come on!
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389. - Will ya... Will ya go?
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390. - Hey!
- Go! Go, will ya?
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391. - Hey.
- Come on.
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392. Can I borrow your phone?
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393. Mine's dead.
I need to call my mom.
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394. Thank you.
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395. No answer.
Thanks, anyway.
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396. Angela, is everything okay?
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397. I need you to come to Allsafe.
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398. You're there?
It's 3:00 in the morning.
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399. They attacked Evil
Corp's servers again.
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400. But it's bad this time.
It's a DDoS attack.
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401. Did you call Lloyd?
He's on call.
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402. Yeah, he's here.
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403. Is he talking to
their tech department?
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404. He's online with them,
but so far, nothing.
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405. I don't think
that Lloyd can handle this.
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406. Look, Gideon just
put me on this account.
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407. I can't screw up in my first week.
I need you.
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408. Please?
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409. I'll be right there.
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410. Finally.
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411. Calm down.
It's only been an hour.
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412. Yeah, well an hour
in Evil Corp's time
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413. is like $13,000,000
in revenue, approximately.
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414. Actually, I calculated that.
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415. That's exactly
how much they lost.
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416. Don't worry, I got you.
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417. Lloyd, what's up?
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418. Lloyd?
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419. Elliot.
This is bad.
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420. Worst DDoS attack
I've ever seen.
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421. Did you
reconfigure the DNS?
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422. Yes.
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423. Stop the services. I already
stopped the services.
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424. I tried to reboot the servers,
but they're not coming back up.
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425. Dude, someone is straight up finger-blasting
our entire network right now.
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426. They just started
reporting on the outage.
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427. Shit. This is worse than I
thought. They're in the network.
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428. What's the status update?
Copy !req
429. You see, I thought we set up security
protocols so that this doesn't happen.
Copy !req
430. - Where's the attack coming from?
- Everywhere, obviously.
Copy !req
431. USA, Finland,
Thailand, Kuwait...
Copy !req
432. Start restarting the services, load
sharing, redirect the traffic.
Copy !req
433. And call Prolexic for help.
Copy !req
434. Wait.
What?
Copy !req
435. I don't think this
is just a DDoS attack.
Copy !req
436. I think they got a rootkit
sitting inside the servers.
Copy !req
437. What's a rootkit?
Copy !req
438. It's like a crazy serial
rapist with a very big dick!
Copy !req
439. Jesus, Lloyd!
Copy !req
440. Sorry, it's a malicious code that
completely takes over their system.
Copy !req
441. It could delete
system files, install programs,
Copy !req
442. - viruses, worms...
- How do we stop it?
Copy !req
443. That's the thing, it's
fundamentally invisible.
Copy !req
444. You can't stop it. All of
their servers are timing out.
Copy !req
445. None of them are coming back up.
Copy !req
446. Yeah. This means every
time we restart a server
Copy !req
447. the virus replicates itself during
boot-up, then crashes the host.
Copy !req
448. How are we supposed
to bring up the network
Copy !req
449. if we can't restart the servers?
Copy !req
450. We can't.
Copy !req
451. Which is what they wanted.
Copy !req
452. By defending ourselves, we ended
up spreading the virus everywhere.
Copy !req
453. Only thing we can do is... We gotta
take the whole system offline.
Copy !req
454. Wipe the infected servers
clean, then bring them back up.
Copy !req
455. - You're coming with me.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
456. Lloyd?
Copy !req
457. Tell everybody to start
taking everything offline.
Copy !req
458. - On it.
- Uh, the server farm in Dulles.
Copy !req
459. We're gonna need the jet.
Copy !req
460. They're booting
the network back up.
Copy !req
461. Now, you're downloading
the logs, right?
Copy !req
462. - Because we need...
- Stop. Tell 'em to stop.
Copy !req
463. - What?
- Don't start the boot sequence.
Copy !req
464. You guys missed one. There's an
infected server up and running.
Copy !req
465. What's the ETA before
it hits this server?
Copy !req
466. The backup
server up and running?
Copy !req
467. It's ready, but it's not
configured for auto switch.
Copy !req
468. We need to redirect the traffic.
We need to switch DNS.
Copy !req
469. You got this. You got this.
You got this.
Copy !req
470. No, this is impossible.
You got this. You got this.
Copy !req
471. It's almost at the bad server.
Copy !req
472. We still up?
Copy !req
473. We're okay.
Copy !req
474. Yeah.
Copy !req
475. Hey, I'm gonna take a look at
the infected server, okay?
Copy !req
476. Give me a minute.
Yeah.
Copy !req
477. Uh, I'll meet you
at the elevators.
Copy !req
478. They must've
left a mark or something.
Copy !req
479. Every hacker loves attention.
Copy !req
480. They don't just do DDoS
attacks for no reason.
Copy !req
481. This is it.
Copy !req
482. "Fsociety."
Copy !req
483. Is that supposed to be a joke?
Copy !req
484. This was way too easy. They
didn't hide it well at all.
Copy !req
485. This note is for me.
Copy !req
486. They're telling me
to leave it here.
Copy !req
487. But why?
Copy !req
488. Doesn't matter.
Copy !req
489. Time to shut them down.
Copy !req
490. Why can't I delete it?
Copy !req
491. I don't want to delete it.
I want it to stay.
Copy !req
492. What's wrong with me?
Copy !req
493. I'll reconfigure the access to the
root directory so only I can use it.
Copy !req
494. No one will know.
Copy !req
495. For you, sir.
Copy !req
496. Did you know that I'm gay?
Copy !req
497. Uh...
Copy !req
498. No.
Copy !req
499. Hmm.
Copy !req
500. Consider this me coming
out to you, then.
Copy !req
501. Okay?
Copy !req
502. It's hard, 'cause I don't like
to talk about my sex life,
Copy !req
503. but my partner, he gets
very paranoid, he...
Copy !req
504. Thinks I'm ashamed of...
Copy !req
505. He wants me to be
more public about it.
Copy !req
506. So...
Anyway.
Copy !req
507. I'm gay.
Copy !req
508. - Thanks.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
509. Hey, man, don't worry about it.
Copy !req
510. Hackers have a
short attention span.
Copy !req
511. They'll get bored,
harass someone else.
Copy !req
512. Evil Corp is thinking
about leaving us.
Copy !req
513. And I don't know
if I can blame 'em.
Copy !req
514. They could've called
their other security teams. Mmm.
Copy !req
515. They called you.
Copy !req
516. Somebody over there likes us.
Copy !req
517. But Terry Colby,
he's getting the pressure.
Copy !req
518. And he calls the shots.
Copy !req
519. Evil Corp is 80%
of our business.
Copy !req
520. If we lose them,
that's gonna be it for us.
Copy !req
521. It's gonna be it...
Copy !req
522. for me.
Copy !req
523. I feel like I can talk to you.
Copy !req
524. I mean, more than
the others, anyway.
Copy !req
525. I'm sure, in a weird way,
Copy !req
526. you'll be happy
if we went under.
Copy !req
527. Aw, come on.
Copy !req
528. I know you hate wearing
those stupid shirts.
Copy !req
529. Gideon,
Copy !req
530. I promise I'll find them.
Copy !req
531. Evil Corp servers
should be back up soon enough.
Copy !req
532. I'll take a look
at the. dat file.
Copy !req
533. I'll ask my IRC contacts about
fsociety when I get home.
Copy !req
534. I've never seen their name
on the boards, though.
Copy !req
535. They gotta be new.
But they're good.
Copy !req
536. Rough night?
Copy !req
537. I'm getting off here.
Copy !req
538. I think you should come with me.
Copy !req
539. But only if you
didn't delete it.
Copy !req
540. If you deleted it, we got
nothing to talk about.
Copy !req
541. Are you talking to me?
Copy !req
542. Stand clear of
the closing doors, please.
Copy !req
543. Who are you?
Copy !req
544. We gotta wait for the Q.
Copy !req
545. Then what?
Copy !req
546. Then we're going to Brooklyn.
Copy !req
547. Out by Coney Island.
Copy !req
548. Why?
Copy !req
549. What's there?
Copy !req
550. Obviously, you're gonna
ask a lot of questions.
Copy !req
551. It's weird what you're
doing right now. I get it.
Copy !req
552. But... I can't tell you
anything until we get there.
Copy !req
553. You can't smoke in here.
Copy !req
554. You've been following me.
Copy !req
555. Why?
Copy !req
556. What do you want from me?
Copy !req
557. My dad was a petty thief.
Copy !req
558. Never could hold down a job.
So he just robbed.
Copy !req
559. Convenience stores, shops.
Small-time stuff.
Copy !req
560. One time, he sat me down. He told
me something I never forgot.
Copy !req
561. He said, "Everyone steals.
Copy !req
562. "That's how it works.
Copy !req
563. "You think people out there are getting
exactly what they deserve? No.
Copy !req
564. "They're getting paid
over or under,
Copy !req
565. "but someone in the chain
always gets bamboozled.
Copy !req
566. "I steal, son.
Copy !req
567. "But I don't get caught.
Copy !req
568. "That's my contract
with society.
Copy !req
569. "Now, if you can catch me
stealing, then I'll go to jail.
Copy !req
570. "But if you can't...
Copy !req
571. "then I've earned the
money."
Copy !req
572. I respected that man.
Copy !req
573. I thought that shit
was cool, as a little kid.
Copy !req
574. A few years after that,
they finally caught him.
Copy !req
575. Sent him to jail.
Copy !req
576. He dies five years later.
My respect goes with him.
Copy !req
577. I thought he was free doing
what he did, but he wasn't.
Copy !req
578. He was in prison.
Copy !req
579. Just like you are now, Elliot.
Copy !req
580. But I'm gonna break you out.
Copy !req
581. Why would you guys
actually meet IRL?
Copy !req
582. You remember that
hacker group, O-Megz?
Copy !req
583. They got outed by their own leader to the
FBI and six hackers went to prison for it.
Copy !req
584. You know how they got him?
Copy !req
585. They went on
the dude's computer.
Copy !req
586. Tracked them all
down through emails,
Copy !req
587. VPN sessions, chat
messages, texts.
Copy !req
588. One guy, and the whole
thing comes down.
Copy !req
589. That's what's called...
Central point of failure.
Copy !req
590. Right.
Copy !req
591. Because they refused
to meet in person,
Copy !req
592. they compromised each other every time
they sent so much as a smiley face.
Copy !req
593. The rule here is,
Copy !req
594. it's done here and only here.
Copy !req
595. It ends when you walk out that
door and begins when you walk in.
Copy !req
596. Our encryption,
is the real world.
Copy !req
597. How do you talk
to each other, then?
Copy !req
598. We don't.
Copy !req
599. We come and go. Work on
the project when we can.
Copy !req
600. How do you trust them?
Copy !req
601. I give 'em an exercise.
Copy !req
602. If they pass, they join us.
Copy !req
603. If they fail...
DDoS attack last night.
Copy !req
604. You were testing me.
Copy !req
605. You said there was a project.
Copy !req
606. What's the project?
Copy !req
607. That'll come later.
Copy !req
608. I just wanted you
to see the place.
Copy !req
609. There's not much you
can do without a CPU.
Copy !req
610. I'm crazy.
Copy !req
611. I have to be crazy, because
that didn't just happen, right?
Copy !req
612. This is a delusion.
Is this a delusion?
Copy !req
613. Shit, I'm a schizo.
Copy !req
614. Have I really lost it this time?
No. No.
Copy !req
615. Last night happened.
It was real.
Copy !req
616. Angela called me.
I was at Allsafe.
Copy !req
617. Evil Corp servers
were compromised.
Copy !req
618. Those are facts, not delusions.
Copy !req
619. I know.
Copy !req
620. I know, I know, I realize I'm saying
all of this to an imaginary person.
Copy !req
621. But I created you.
Copy !req
622. I didn't create this.
Copy !req
623. Oh.
Copy !req
624. Thank God, you're here. I was just
about to go wait in the Starbucks.
Copy !req
625. You live in a bad neighborhood.
Do you know that?
Copy !req
626. I do know that.
Copy !req
627. Do you wanna get high and
watch your favorite movie?
Copy !req
628. You saved
our asses last night.
Copy !req
629. I thought Gideon was
definitely gonna fire me.
Copy !req
630. Where've you been?
Copy !req
631. I thought you'd be sleeping.
Copy !req
632. I... Yeah, I fell asleep on the train.
Copy !req
633. That sounds like such a lie.
Copy !req
634. But, whatever.
Copy !req
635. I don't wanna get
into that right now.
Copy !req
636. So, you wanna do this?
Copy !req
637. I miss Qwerty.
Copy !req
638. I hope she still loves me.
Copy !req
639. Okay...
Copy !req
640. Shit.
Copy !req
641. She wasn't supposed to be here.
Copy !req
642. Okay? Give me a minute
and I'll get rid of her.
Copy !req
643. It's okay. Um...
Copy !req
644. This is great.
Copy !req
645. Elliot, I'm happy for you.
No, it's not like that.
Copy !req
646. Well, maybe it should be.
Copy !req
647. You know, it's
good that you're...
Copy !req
648. dating.
Copy !req
649. Um...
Well, see you on Monday.
Copy !req
650. We can do movie night next time.
Copy !req
651. - I promise. Okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
652. Have fun.
Copy !req
653. Mmm...
Copy !req
654. Elliot?
Copy !req
655. Oh, shit.
Is it Wednesday?
Copy !req
656. Shayla.
I have to move my car.
Copy !req
657. Shayla,
Copy !req
658. leave.
Copy !req
659. Now!
Copy !req
660. No mention of
Mr. Robot anywhere.
Copy !req
661. No mention of fsociety.
Copy !req
662. Not on any of the hacker boards.
Copy !req
663. Not on IRC, forums, blogs-
No one's heard of them.
Copy !req
664. Property was owned by Fun Society
Amusement LLC for 13 years.
Copy !req
665. Owner was shot and killed a year
and a half ago. No owner since.
Copy !req
666. And the ownership history before
that's sparse to non-existent.
Copy !req
667. This guy's good.
Copy !req
668. Very good.
Copy !req
669. Doesn't matter.
Copy !req
670. Their arcade network's
IP is in the. dat file.
Copy !req
671. That'll be enough
to turn them in.
Copy !req
672. What's your ask, Mr. Robot?
Copy !req
673. Hey, man.
Copy !req
674. Where's your boss?
Copy !req
675. Okay, cut the bullshit.
Copy !req
676. When are you gonna give us
access to the root directory?
Copy !req
677. What?
Dude, come on.
Copy !req
678. I wrote that rootkit.
Copy !req
679. I still have to put Colby's
IP in the. dat file.
Copy !req
680. Dickhead.
Copy !req
681. Elliot!
Good news.
Copy !req
682. Scored the last bag of
Twinkies from Gristedes.
Copy !req
683. You want one?
Copy !req
684. She just called me a dickhead.
Copy !req
685. Yeah, that's Darlene.
Copy !req
686. Hey, you like Ferris wheels?
Copy !req
687. Ah, it's beautiful.
Copy !req
688. It gets better the higher
up you go, you know.
Copy !req
689. I love it up here.
Copy !req
690. You like it?
Copy !req
691. I'm here to tell you
I'm turning you in.
Copy !req
692. I'm giving them
all the information...
Copy !req
693. Let me tell you why
you're really here.
Copy !req
694. You're here because you sense
something wrong with the world.
Copy !req
695. Something you can't explain.
Copy !req
696. But, you know it controls you
and everyone you care about
Copy !req
697. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
698. Money.
Copy !req
699. Money hasn't been real since
we got off the gold standard.
Copy !req
700. It's become virtual.
Copy !req
701. Software, the operating
system of our world.
Copy !req
702. And, Elliot, we are on the verge
Copy !req
703. of taking down
this virtual reality.
Copy !req
704. Think about it.
Copy !req
705. What if you could take
down one conglomerate?
Copy !req
706. A conglomerate so
deeply entrenched
Copy !req
707. in the world's economy
Copy !req
708. that "too big to fail" doesn't
even come close to describing it?
Copy !req
709. You wanna create another financial
meltdown like the one we just had,
Copy !req
710. but way worse.
Copy !req
711. Yeah, why would I want that?
Copy !req
712. Everyone would lose their money.
Copy !req
713. What if I told you
that this conglomerate
Copy !req
714. just so happens to own 70% of the
global consumer credit industry, huh?
Copy !req
715. If we hit their
data center just right
Copy !req
716. we could systematically format all
the servers, including backup.
Copy !req
717. That would erase...
All the debt we owe them.
Copy !req
718. Every record of every credit card, loan,
and mortgage would be wiped clean.
Copy !req
719. It'd be impossible to reinforce
outdated paper records.
Copy !req
720. It'd all be gone.
Copy !req
721. The single, biggest incident
Copy !req
722. of wealth redistribution
Copy !req
723. in history.
Copy !req
724. Evil Corp.
The conglomerate.
Copy !req
725. That's why you picked me.
Copy !req
726. 'Cause I work at Allsafe.
Tomorrow...
Copy !req
727. Allsafe is gonna get
a visit from the FBI
Copy !req
728. and the US Cyber Command.
Copy !req
729. You...
Copy !req
730. are gonna modify
the. dat file,
Copy !req
731. and put Colby's terminal
IP address in there.
Copy !req
732. Terry Colby.
Copy !req
733. You're gonna frame him?
No one's gonna believe that.
Copy !req
734. I met him.
He's a moron.
Copy !req
735. So are the FBI.
Copy !req
736. Even if they don't
believe he did it,
Copy !req
737. they'll believe he gave
someone access to it.
Copy !req
738. And he'll just go to jail.
What good'll that do?
Copy !req
739. You don't take down a conglomerate
by shooting them in the heart.
Copy !req
740. That's the thing
about conglomerates,
Copy !req
741. they don't have hearts.
Copy !req
742. You take 'em down limb by limb.
Copy !req
743. And as they unravel,
Copy !req
744. their illusion
of control unravels.
Copy !req
745. Who are you?
Copy !req
746. That'll come later.
Right now...
Copy !req
747. You have a lot to think about.
Copy !req
748. You have to change
this. dat file, okay?
Copy !req
749. But put Colby's IP in there.
Copy !req
750. You do that,
Copy !req
751. you'll have set in motion the largest
revolution the world will ever see.
Copy !req
752. If you go away
Copy !req
753. On this summer day
Copy !req
754. Then you might as well
take the sun away
Copy !req
755. All the birds that flew
in a summer sky
Copy !req
756. When our love was new
and our hearts were high
Copy !req
757. When the day was young
Copy !req
758. And the night was long
Copy !req
759. And the moon stood still
for the night bird's song
Copy !req
760. If you go away
Copy !req
761. If you go away
Copy !req
762. If you go away
Copy !req
763. But if you stay
Copy !req
764. Then I'll make you a day
Copy !req
765. Like no day's been
Copy !req
766. Or will be again
Copy !req
767. We'll sail on the sun
Copy !req
768. We'll ride on the rain
Copy !req
769. We'll talk to the trees
Copy !req
770. That worship the wind
Copy !req
771. And if you go, I'll understand
Copy !req
772. Leave me just enough love
to fill up my hand
Copy !req
773. If you go away
Copy !req
774. If you go away
Copy !req
775. If you go away
Copy !req
776. If you go away
Copy !req
777. As I know you must
Copy !req
778. There'll be nothing left
in the world to trust
Copy !req
779. Just an empty room
full of empty space
Copy !req
780. Like the empty look
I see on your face
Copy !req
781. Can I tell you now
as you turn to go
Copy !req
782. I'll be dying slowly
till your next hello
Copy !req
783. If you go away
Copy !req
784. If you go away
Copy !req
785. If you go away
Copy !req
786. So?
Copy !req
787. What do we got?
Copy !req
788. So, if you'll take a look at the
first page of your agenda...
Copy !req
789. You're the one
who stopped the hack.
Copy !req
790. You know, uh, the gals in analysis
said this was a tough one.
Copy !req
791. All things being equal, it should've
shut us down for days, so...
Copy !req
792. You did good.
Copy !req
793. Okay.
Copy !req
794. We should start with
our account executive, Angela.
Copy !req
795. Okay, we first noticed the breach at 2:07
a.m. Eastern Standard on Friday night.
Copy !req
796. You mean Saturday?
Copy !req
797. Sorry, yes.
Copy !req
798. Technically, Saturday morning.
Copy !req
799. Yeah. Okay, Angela.
That's what we're here for.
Copy !req
800. The technicals.
Copy !req
801. Right.
Copy !req
802. Yes.
Copy !req
803. Anyway, he arrived at
the office at 2:35, and I...
Copy !req
804. Okay, wait, wait, wait. So that's, uh,
almost a half hour after the initial breach.
Copy !req
805. Why didn't anyone pipe
in from their laptops?
Copy !req
806. It's not... It wouldn't
have been secure.
Copy !req
807. If someone
terminaled in on this.
Copy !req
808. It was...
Copy !req
809. the smarter move to have someone come
in so they can log in on a secure line.
Copy !req
810. Exactly.
Then, Lloyd was able to...
Copy !req
811. Just... Just, actually, uh...
Just one second.
Copy !req
812. You know, I, uh...
I always loved this view.
Copy !req
813. And now that
that's taken care of,
Copy !req
814. let's pick it up
where we left off.
Copy !req
815. What happened to Angela? She
knows more about what happened.
Copy !req
816. She's not gonna work out for us.
Copy !req
817. Not on this level. We need to stick
to the more tech savvy here.
Copy !req
818. Now, let's get to
the heart of this thing,
Copy !req
819. because I can't sit here and look through
a packet for the next 20 minutes.
Copy !req
820. All right?
Just who did this?
Copy !req
821. Is it that hard?
Copy !req
822. Who did this?
Copy !req
823. I found the configuration file of the
rootkit with a pattern of IP addresses.
Copy !req
824. Once you decrypt it, you'll
know where the hack came from.
Copy !req
825. Nineteen days.
Copy !req
826. No news. No arrest.
No revolution.
Copy !req
827. No FBI, Colby, Evil Corp.
Copy !req
828. No Mr. Robot.
Copy !req
829. No fsociety.
Copy !req
830. I need to take
my mind off things.
Copy !req
831. Hello?
Copy !req
832. Hi, this is Sam from Bank
of E-Security Fraud Department.
Copy !req
833. Unfortunately, I have to inform you
that your account's been compromised.
Copy !req
834. What? What happened?
Copy !req
835. First, before I can
answer any questions,
Copy !req
836. I need to verify
some information.
Copy !req
837. Are you still at
306 Hawthorne Avenue?
Copy !req
838. Yes, apartment 2C.
Copy !req
839. Great. And your security question,
"Favorite baseball team"?
Copy !req
840. Um, Yankees. I don't remember
this being a security...
Copy !req
841. And, lastly, your pet's name?
Copy !req
842. Um, Flipper.
Copy !req
843. Uh, who am I speaking to?
Copy !req
844. Can I get your name and num...
Copy !req
845. With those details, plus
a dictionary brute force attack,
Copy !req
846. it'll take my program maybe two
minutes to crack his password.
Copy !req
847. What I wouldn't
give to be normal.
Copy !req
848. To live in that bubble.
Copy !req
849. The reality of the naive.
Copy !req
850. That's how I justify this.
Copy !req
851. To keep their optimism intact.
Copy !req
852. To protect them.
Copy !req
853. How? He's too old to have
a complicated password.
Copy !req
854. It had to have been a
combination of these things.
Copy !req
855. I'm missing something.
I'm missing something.
Copy !req
856. I'm missing something.
Copy !req
857. Michael Hansen
isn't his real name.
Copy !req
858. Come on.
Get over here.
Copy !req
859. Lenny Shannon?
Michael Hansen?
Copy !req
860. Which one you playin' tonight?
Copy !req
861. You're gonna stop seeing Krista.
What the...
Copy !req
862. You're gonna break up with her.
Copy !req
863. You're never gonna
see her again.
Copy !req
864. You're the guy
that used my phone.
Copy !req
865. You cheated on your current wife
with seven different women.
Copy !req
866. I got digital proof
of all of it.
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867. Ashley Madison, online
escorts, fake Facebook pages.
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868. I own it all.
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869. And if you don't
stop seeing her...
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870. Your wife will know everything.
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871. Along with the police.
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872. - The police?
- Yeah, one of the escorts was 15.
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873. That 15 part I made up,
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874. but he did have a proclivity for
young escorts that helped the lie.
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875. But I'm not gonna
do any of that.
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876. As long as you
break up with Krista.
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877. Tonight.
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878. Done.
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879. You're also gonna
tell her the truth.
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880. You're married, cheat on
your wife, you hire hookers.
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881. And you never had any intention
of being serious with her.
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882. Why?
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883. That would destroy her.
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884. She thinks that...
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885. we're in love.
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886. Exactly.
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887. Krista needs to avoid dickheads
like you in the future.
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888. Her radar needs fixing.
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889. I'll know if you
skip any detail.
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890. So don't.
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891. And one more thing.
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892. I'm gonna need
something from you.
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893. Come on.
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894. Hmm.
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895. I like you, Flipper.
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896. You're cool.
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897. I never wanna
be right about my hacks,
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898. but people always
find a way to disappoint.
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899. Michael Hansen now gets
filed away among the others.
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900. Forever buried
in my digital cemetery.
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901. The look of disillusionment.
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902. He told her.
She cried all night.
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903. Now comes the sadness.
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904. I don't like seeing her sad.
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905. You okay?
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906. Sorry.
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907. Sorry.
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908. Go on.
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909. I think Angela blames me for what
happened at the Evil Corp meeting.
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910. What do I do?
I need to talk to her.
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911. Well, I think you just
answered your own question.
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912. Talk to her.
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913. She won't respond to any
of my texts or emails.
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914. Then, go to her in person.
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915. Tell her you need to talk.
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916. Communication is key, Elliot.
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917. Real human interaction.
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918. That's what's important
for you right now.
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919. Do you...
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920. You think we can talk?
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921. What?
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922. You won't talk to me.
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923. You haven't talked
to me since the meeting.
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924. I don't wanna talk to you,
because I feel embarrassed.
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925. Every time I think
about what happened.
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926. Okay?
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927. It's fine.
I'll get over it.
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928. It's been three weeks.
I have to get back to work.
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929. You're just gonna ignore me? You didn't
have to stick up for me in there.
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930. I know that you were just
trying to help, but just...
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931. Don't do it again!
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932. Even if I'm losing, let me lose.
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933. Okay?
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934. Don't look confused!
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935. Just say...
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936. "Okay."
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937. Okay.
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938. Elliot...
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939. FBI agents claim that
Colby either used hacking groups,
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940. or worked
in conjunction with them
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941. to pressure Evil Corp during
his contract negotiations.
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942. After a long and
exhaustive investigation,
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943. sources close to the FBI
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944. have confirmed the hacks were, in
part, tied to Colby's terminal.
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945. It's happening.
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946. It's happening. It's happening.
It's happening.
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947. It's happening.
It's happening.
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948. Sir, step inside the car.
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949. Sir.
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950. Step inside the vehicle now.
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951. Go ahead.
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952. Sir, go on in.
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953. Sir, go on in.
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954. Bonsoir, Elliot.
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955. Please tell me
you're seeing this, too.
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