1. - Hi.
- Your driver's license,Copy !req
2. banking card
and marriage registration.Copy !req
3. Did you, um, apply
for high-risk?Copy !req
4. - Yeah.
- Same.Copy !req
5. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
6. You break the legs
and I'll break the arms.Copy !req
7. Could we cover the head first?Copy !req
8. Oh, my God.Copy !req
9. What if we come up
with a pactCopy !req
10. that, once we make
a certain amount of money,Copy !req
11. we can part ways?Copy !req
12. - Yeah, sure.
- John!Copy !req
13. You can't just go rogue
like that.Copy !req
14. - You really care about me.
- No. I, like,Copy !req
15. really care about you.Copy !req
16. "Hihi."Copy !req
17. "Enjoy your day off."Copy !req
18. Ah,
what a beautiful day.Copy !req
19. Yeah.Copy !req
20. I like a stroll, you know?Copy !req
21. - Like a walk.
- Yeah, not running.Copy !req
22. Should we get some wine?Copy !req
23. No, we have a whole room
full of wine.Copy !req
24. You know, only canned wine.Copy !req
25. I-I like getting things sometimes.Copy !req
26. That's my favorite.Copy !req
27. Enjoy.Copy !req
28. You know,
the peppers from our gardenCopy !req
29. - are really good, actually...
- Stop.Copy !req
30. - What?
- I'm never gonna eat that produce, ever.Copy !req
31. I've already been
sneaking it into your food.Copy !req
32. - Disgusting.
- You've eaten a toe by now, for sure.Copy !req
33. - Stop.
- Look at these beauties.Copy !req
34. - You just got them in?
- We did, yeah.Copy !req
35. They look delicious.
Are they organic?Copy !req
36. They are organic.Copy !req
37. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
38. Can you make gazpacho
with this?Copy !req
39. Yeah.Copy !req
40. Runi.Copy !req
41. - Stop it.
- What's up?Copy !req
42. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah.Copy !req
43. Oh, my God.Copy !req
44. - What's going on?
- Oh, my God. I can't believe this moment.Copy !req
45. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
46. - How are you?
- Yeah. I'm good.Copy !req
47. - What's going on?
- Wow.Copy !req
48. How long has it been?Copy !req
49. - Forever. I mean, forever.
- Forever.Copy !req
50. - It's good to see you.
- You look good.Copy !req
51. - Thank you. You look great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
52. Hey,
this is, uh, my wife.Copy !req
53. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
54. - I'm Runi.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
55. Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
56. This is Benjamin.Copy !req
57. - Hey, how's it going, Benjamin?
- Hi.Copy !req
58. - Hi.
- How old are you, man?Copy !req
59. - Six.
- Six?Copy !req
60. Wow, really going ham
on those tomatoes.Copy !req
61. - Good age.
- Yeah. - Good age.Copy !req
62. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
63. You guys live in the city now?Copy !req
64. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Uh, she just, um,Copy !req
65. she just got a promotion,
so we moved here.Copy !req
66. Oh, wow. What do you do?Copy !req
67. Um, I design software.Copy !req
68. So just, like,
user, you know, interface.Copy !req
69. - Stuff like that.
- That's amazing.Copy !req
70. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
71. - You still food styling?
- Yes.Copy !req
72. I'm art directing now.Copy !req
73. - Ah.
- Cool.Copy !req
74. Cool, yeah.Copy !req
75. - That's cool.
- Cool. - Yeah.Copy !req
76. Well, it was really, really
good running into you both.Copy !req
77. - Yeah.
- It was so nice to meet you.Copy !req
78. - It was really nice seeing you.
- We got to get going.Copy !req
79. - Okay.
- Say bye.Copy !req
80. - Bye.
- Bye, Benjamin.Copy !req
81. Cute kid.Copy !req
82. - Yeah.
- She's stunning.Copy !req
83. You know, I'm actually
really impressed by you.Copy !req
84. Why?Copy !req
85. I mean, not that there's
anything wrong with that,Copy !req
86. I just... I don't know.Copy !req
87. I thought you would be bothered
by something like that.Copy !req
88. Just glad you're not.Copy !req
89. What are you talking about?Copy !req
90. Oh, that she has one hand.Copy !req
91. What?
What are you saying?Copy !req
92. - Are you joking?
- No.Copy !req
93. That she has one hand.Copy !req
94. - She has two hands.
- She has one hand.Copy !req
95. Oh, did she have two hands
when you guys dated?Copy !req
96. Well, yeah.Copy !req
97. Can I get three of these?Copy !req
98. You don't remember if the girl
you dated had one hand or not?Copy !req
99. She... Hold on.Copy !req
100. Wait. Did you guys have sex?Copy !req
101. Yes, I mean, that was,
that's, like, all we did.Copy !req
102. It was the basis
of our relationship.Copy !req
103. Okay, but you didn't notice
while you were having sex,Copy !req
104. like, one hand, two hands
on you, like, that's...Copy !req
105. - She has two hands.
- Oh, my God. You don't know.Copy !req
106. That's, uh...Copy !req
107. - Can I get this sliced?
- Sure thing.Copy !req
108. Thanks.Copy !req
109. Can I get a Green Machine?Copy !req
110. John? John Smith?Copy !req
111. - This isn't my order.
- What'd you say?Copy !req
112. - This isn't my order.
- What's your name?Copy !req
113. - John Smith.
- Well, that's the order for John Smith.Copy !req
114. - Yeah, but this isn't what I ordered.
- What did you order?Copy !req
115. I ordered a regular old
orange juice. OJ.Copy !req
116. The old white Bronco.Copy !req
117. I've been waiting,
like, 15 minutes.Copy !req
118. Oh, well, this is for John.
John Smith.Copy !req
119. - Yeah, I know what you said.
- Uh, I'm John.Copy !req
120. That my drink?Copy !req
121. Lean Green Machine,
almond butter?Copy !req
122. That's the one.Copy !req
123. - Thank you.
- No problem.Copy !req
124. So... Mmm.Copy !req
125. - What was that?
- That guy sucks.Copy !req
126. Yeah, that's what happened,Copy !req
127. but I think we might have
the same name or s-something.Copy !req
128. You order an OJ?Copy !req
129. I saw some guy walk up
and claim it.Copy !req
130. - Really?
- Yeah. He looked way too pleased with himself.Copy !req
131. - Uh, sir?
- Yep.Copy !req
132. - Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't have to...
- No, no, no, what do you want?Copy !req
133. I'll get yours and another
one of these. An OJ?Copy !req
134. Yeah, that-that'd be great.Copy !req
135. All right, so an OJ
and another one of these.Copy !req
136. Of course.Copy !req
137. Wow. Six or seven years?Copy !req
138. Is it, uh...Copy !req
139. Is it still fun?
Like, what...Copy !req
140. - Is it like...?
- What? Yeah. Dude.Copy !req
141. Yeah, I still dig it.Copy !req
142. John, look around.Copy !req
143. Okay. Now...Copy !req
144. Now look at us.Copy !req
145. - Okay.
- Right?Copy !req
146. - Yeah.
- Don't get me wrong, there are some...Copy !req
147. bumps in the road.Copy !req
148. - Yeah.
- But just stay the course.Copy !req
149. You keep through,
and at the end of the day,Copy !req
150. yeah, you'll get some nicks
and bruises, but...Copy !req
151. John, it's a fantastic life.Copy !req
152. I was just saying that.
I think...Copy !req
153. - Hey. Hi.
- Hey. What's up?Copy !req
154. And this must be your Jane.Copy !req
155. And she's a cutie.
You got lucky.Copy !req
156. Uh...Copy !req
157. Thanks, yeah,
she's beautiful. Um...Copy !req
158. I'm John.Copy !req
159. Jane.Copy !req
160. His last name's Smith.Copy !req
161. He's one of us.Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. - Another Smith?
- Yes.Copy !req
166. Have you met
other Smiths before?Copy !req
167. Yeah, I've met a few
in my day, out in the wild,Copy !req
168. but this is the first time
it happened by accident.Copy !req
169. - Wow.
- Yeah. I know. We, uh...Copy !req
170. - we were getting juice.
- This is crazy. What?Copy !req
171. Oh. Oh, duty calls.Copy !req
172. - Yeah...
- See, no, yeah.Copy !req
173. No, go ahead.
Take it, take it.Copy !req
174. It's crazy.
He, like, he has so much intel.Copy !req
175. He... I think he thinks it's,
um, a 9/11 intelligence group.Copy !req
176. 'Cause they've been doing it
for, like, 15 years.Copy !req
177. Okay.Copy !req
178. This is what we should do,Copy !req
179. dinner.Copy !req
180. You can meet my Jane,
we'll talk shop,Copy !req
181. we'll have a couple drinks
and kick back.Copy !req
182. It'll be a good time.Copy !req
183. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great.Copy !req
184. - Whenever you want.
- How about tonight?Copy !req
185. - Tonight?
- Yeah. To... What?Copy !req
186. - You got other plans?
- No, I'm-I'm... - Uh...Copy !req
187. - I think that's fine. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
188. - Yeah, that's cool.
- I'm good.Copy !req
189. - Okay, uh...
- Oh.Copy !req
190. Your phone.Copy !req
191. Right. You don't know...Copy !req
192. where we live.Copy !req
193. So, you have my number.Copy !req
194. Text me your address.
We'll be there at 7:00.Copy !req
195. I'll bring a bottle
of something old and dangerous.Copy !req
196. - Cool?
- Yeah, you're cool. - Great. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
197. - Great.
- So nice to meet you.Copy !req
198. - So nice meeting you.
- So nice meeting you, man.Copy !req
199. Thanks.Copy !req
200. Hey, love.
Listen, you won't believeCopy !req
201. - what just happened.
- Okay, so they're coming over to our place tonight.Copy !req
202. - Yeah.
- I want to make another roundCopy !req
203. - and get other things.
- Okay.Copy !req
204. Yeah, we should, uh,
get dessert.Copy !req
205. Yeah, dessert.
I saw some, actually.Copy !req
206. - There were apricots that I liked.
- Apricots?Copy !req
207. Hmm.Copy !req
208. - Oh.
- Mmm.Copy !req
209. You, um...Copy !req
210. you nervous?Copy !req
211. No, I mean...Copy !req
212. just a little.Copy !req
213. The cool thing is that
they're both Smiths, you know.Copy !req
214. - Yeah.
- So we can actually talk about... a-anything.Copy !req
215. - Yeah.
- Yeah. No, you're right.Copy !req
216. Yeah. You look great,
by the way.Copy !req
217. - Yeah?
- Really cute.Copy !req
218. - It's not too much?
- No.Copy !req
219. - This?
- Mm-hmm. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
220. We're matching.Copy !req
221. We're both wearing
turtlenecks.Copy !req
222. I should change.Copy !req
223. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
224. Don't change. Never change.Copy !req
225. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
226. - Jane.
- Jane, yep.Copy !req
227. Hey, how's it going, man?Copy !req
228. - You look beautiful.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
229. - How are you?
- Hi. Good to see you.Copy !req
230. Good to see you.Copy !req
231. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
232. - What a dump.
- Yeah, this is great.Copy !req
233. - Guys, this is...
- The best location, too.Copy !req
234. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
235. - It's beautiful.
- Beautiful.Copy !req
236. - Aw.
- Thanks. - Smells incredible.Copy !req
237. Oh, that's all,
that's all John.Copy !req
238. Yeah, um...Copy !req
239. You guys want a,
want a drink or anything?Copy !req
240. Yeah, we brought this.Copy !req
241. - Aw.
- It's reminiscent of Hibiki.Copy !req
242. - Oh. Thank you so much.
- Thank you.Copy !req
243. No, no, no,
don't thank us, no.Copy !req
244. That one's from the boss.
It's rare and properCopy !req
245. and-and not
for the faint of heart.Copy !req
246. So we thought it would,
you know, fit the occasion.Copy !req
247. - "Enjoy."
- One word.Copy !req
248. One word.
No cryptic message or...Copy !req
249. anything. Yeah.Copy !req
250. - What, you guys get messages?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
251. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean, we-we had one fail,Copy !req
252. - and now everything's a message.
- Well, it wasn't like a...Copy !req
253. I mean, well,
it was a technicality.Copy !req
254. There was something
we were supposed to do...Copy !req
255. - Yeah.
- ... that just ended up hap...Copy !req
256. It wasn't-wasn't our fault.Copy !req
257. Yeah, that's never
happened to us.Copy !req
258. - No.
- Yeah, well,Copy !req
259. it's, you know...Copy !req
260. - It just happened one time.
- Us either.Copy !req
261. - It-it did happen, but one time.
- Us either. Yeah.Copy !req
262. This thing,
that wasn't our thing.Copy !req
263. Why don't you pour us Janes
a glass, love?Copy !req
264. - Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
265. Am I getting a house tour
or what?Copy !req
266. - Yes, of course.
- All right, yeah.Copy !req
267. I'll get a glass.
This is great.Copy !req
268. I guess the guys
will go over there.Copy !req
269. Dude,
such a nice house.Copy !req
270. I thought the yoga studio
was spectacular,Copy !req
271. but this is...Copy !req
272. Look at the size of this room.Copy !req
273. Ours leads to a great little
garden on the bottom level,Copy !req
274. - but it-it's much smaller.
- Oh. That's nice.Copy !req
275. I will say, the company
has surprisingly good tasteCopy !req
276. with this sort of thing.Copy !req
277. I actually, I bought that one.Copy !req
278. - You did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
279. Yeah. Art's what I wanted
to start buyingCopy !req
280. when I first started
making money.Copy !req
281. You have a really great eye.Copy !req
282. - Yeah?
- You can't buy or learn that.Copy !req
283. - That's very nice. Thank you.
- I mean it.Copy !req
284. Mm.Copy !req
285. Oh, hi there, little puss.Copy !req
286. That's Max.Copy !req
287. Hi, Max.Copy !req
288. - Is this the-the...
- Panic room.Copy !req
289. Oh.Copy !req
290. This is a weird spot
for the room.Copy !req
291. I know. I think it should be
in the basement.Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
293. I wouldn't worry
too much about it.Copy !req
294. This is the kind of thing
you can trust the company with.Copy !req
295. Optimization of space,
efficiency and all that.Copy !req
296. I don't know how they do it...
I really don't... but...Copy !req
297. it's the difference
between us and everybody else.Copy !req
298. We never even use ours.Copy !req
299. - Really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
300. Oh, except to eavesdrop.
You've done that, right?Copy !req
301. - I haven't.
- Oh, my God, you should.Copy !req
302. You didn't
choose that one?Copy !req
303. No. We did not get this.Copy !req
304. Classic.Copy !req
305. - Aw.
- Oh.Copy !req
306. Okay. That... I know.Copy !req
307. It's... We like to do
our debriefs together,Copy !req
308. 'cause it's... I get nervous
I'm gonna miss something.Copy !req
309. I get it. I do all of ours.Copy !req
310. - All of them, by yourself?
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. Have you seen my John?
He's so amazingCopy !req
312. at so many things,
but writing isn't one of them.Copy !req
313. He just misses a bunch of the details.Copy !req
314. Ah.Copy !req
315. I wouldn't trade him, though.Copy !req
316. I'm glad the company
matched me with him.Copy !req
317. Mm.Copy !req
318. Do you ever think
about who they are?Copy !req
319. The company?Copy !req
320. I used to.Copy !req
321. A lot.
Especially in the beginning.Copy !req
322. But can I give you a little bit
of advice about that?Copy !req
323. - Oh, yeah.
- Jane to Jane?Copy !req
324. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
325. Don't get in the way
of your own happiness.Copy !req
326. The company's here
to take care of you.Copy !req
327. All you have to do is ask.Copy !req
328. - Jane, love! Time to eat!
- Oh.Copy !req
329. I'm starving.Copy !req
330. So, I hook my footCopy !req
331. onto the top of the cage...Copy !req
332. No underwear!Copy !req
333. No underwear!Copy !req
334. So your stuff is...Copy !req
335. - a lot of movement.
- Lot of movement.Copy !req
336. And just like, you're like,
"Get to the chopper," like...Copy !req
337. - "Get to the chopper!"
- But then, listen,Copy !req
338. it's a, it's a,
it's a good lesson, right?Copy !req
339. You always have to have on a
good, clean pair of underwear.Copy !req
340. - Yeah?
- 'Cause you, you never know...Copy !req
341. - That's what I say.
- She says thatCopy !req
342. - every-every meeting.
- All the time.Copy !req
343. I'm so sorry.
That was my bad, baby.Copy !req
344. - It wasn't your bad, no.
- It was.Copy !req
345. - It was not. We were...
- No, it was a big miscommunication.Copy !req
346. No, but we were just,
you know...Copy !req
347. It was all my fault.Copy !req
348. No. Listen.Copy !req
349. Guys,Copy !req
350. things... take a while to gel.Copy !req
351. - Yeah.
- But, like, especially in the beginning.Copy !req
352. We got better since then.Copy !req
353. - Oh, yeah.
- How...Copy !req
354. How long h-have you guys...Copy !req
355. Like, five or six years ago.Copy !req
356. Wait, so you guys didn't...
you didn't start together?Copy !req
357. I got rematched a few years in.Copy !req
358. - Oh...
- Oh, wow. - I had to find a new Jane.Copy !req
359. - Wow.
- Lucky me.Copy !req
360. Yeah, really. Lucky you.Copy !req
361. - Lucky me. Yeah.
- Aw.Copy !req
362. - She's more...
- Lucky me.Copy !req
363. She's more mature, more...Copy !req
364. - Yeah.
- We're more, we're more compatible.Copy !req
365. - Yeah.
- That's great.Copy !req
366. - That's great.
- How are you guysCopy !req
367. finding your directives
from Supe?Copy !req
368. - Pretty good?
- Supe?Copy !req
369. - Supervisor.
- Oh, we... - Oh.Copy !req
370. We call him Hihi.Copy !req
371. - Hihi?
- Hihi? That's cute.Copy !req
372. - Where did...
- 'Cause that was the first thing...Copy !req
373. - They said, the... in the email.
- Oh.Copy !req
374. Yeah, they were like, "Hihi."Copy !req
375. Like, we were like, "Oh,
this is a-a cute cartoon cat."Copy !req
376. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, that's... yeah. - That's cute.Copy !req
377. - Yeah. It was interesting.
- Hihi.Copy !req
378. - But, yeah, Hihi stuck.
- Yeah, they're good.Copy !req
379. - They're good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
380. Um, just tough.Copy !req
381. I think it took a while
for us to, like, understandCopy !req
382. - the parameters of what...
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
383. - Yeah.
- What-what level are you two?Copy !req
384. - We're high-risk.
- Yeah, high risk.Copy !req
385. How about you?Copy !req
386. - Super high-risk?
- Super high-risk?Copy !req
387. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
388. We like it. It fits
both our personalities.Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. But who knows? Maybe one day,Copy !req
391. I'll trade it all in
and, and go low-risk.Copy !req
392. You know? Yeah.Copy !req
393. You know,
put on a uniform and...Copy !req
394. and deliver
some packages.Copy !req
395. There will be a blizzard in July...Copy !req
396. The delivery guys, they're...Copy !req
397. - You don't know that these guys, they make good money.
- ... they're Smiths.Copy !req
398. Because the-the low-risk.Copy !req
399. - Oh, my God.
- They're the-the guys who wereCopy !req
400. - giving us the...
- The g...Copy !req
401. - Oh, yeah.
- That makes so much sense.Copy !req
402. For the benefits, do you think
you could go low-risk?Copy !req
403. - No. I don't think I'd do it.
- Maybe.Copy !req
404. - I'd get bored. You would do it?
- Yeah. There's something nice.Copy !req
405. It's like a gardener.
It's like you...Copy !req
406. You know when it's done.Copy !req
407. And you have your repetition,
but I-I thinkCopy !req
408. there's something
probably sad about...Copy !req
409. James Bond delivering
Edible Arrangements.Copy !req
410. - That's-that's probably not great.
- That's right.Copy !req
411. So, would you ever want
to up your level?Copy !req
412. I've thought about it.Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. And we've t-tried both.Copy !req
415. - Yeah.
- I mean, super high-risk is hardly any different.Copy !req
416. - Really?
- Except the money and the perks are way better.Copy !req
417. Yeah. O-Obviously, yeah.Copy !req
418. I mean, I think we could...Copy !req
419. I think we could do it.
I would try it.Copy !req
420. - Yeah. I'd-I'd...
- I'd be...Copy !req
421. interested in that.Copy !req
422. Absolutely.
It'd be fun, to try.Copy !req
423. - Yeah.
- One day.Copy !req
424. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
425. Yeah.Copy !req
426. So, um...Copy !req
427. how's the intimacy
between the two of you?Copy !req
428. - Mm.
- How's that working?Copy !req
429. Romantically. What's...Copy !req
430. Yeah. It's great.Copy !req
431. - It's great.
- It's really great.Copy !req
432. What? It is.Copy !req
433. I know, I'm meddling,
I know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
434. - It's mind-blowing, guys.
- But I'm just, like,Copy !req
435. uh, it's fascinating to me.Copy !req
436. Yeah. We, um, we had, we...Copy !req
437. we had rules at first. Uh...Copy !req
438. - Yeah.
- To not sleep with each other.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. - Yeah.
- Initially, yeah.Copy !req
441. - Wow.
- But then we...Copy !req
442. - I mean, how...
- We...Copy !req
443. - Yes.
- ... we ripped each other's clothes offCopy !req
444. - the first night we met.
- How did you do that?Copy !req
445. I couldn't resist.Copy !req
446. - It wasn't that long. We-we...
- We had to kill somebodyCopy !req
447. to get in the mood, so, like...Copy !req
448. - That's pretty much... yeah.
- I just don't understand becauseCopy !req
449. we're living in the same house,
you're doing all thisCopy !req
450. insane shit together, and then,
I mean, naturally, right?Copy !req
451. - I mean, it's so... charged.
- Yeah.Copy !req
452. - Of course. Yeah, yeah, no.
- Yeah. No.Copy !req
453. - I mean...
- I just didn't want it to be messy.Copy !req
454. You know?
'Cause we're business partnersCopy !req
455. and really, it... you know?Copy !req
456. Yeah, we just didn't
want it to get confusing,Copy !req
457. I guess.Copy !req
458. And you don't get jealous?Copy !req
459. - No, I don't get jealous.
- She's like a robot.Copy !req
460. I'm not a robot, I just don't get jealous.Copy !req
461. Sorry you get jealous.Copy !req
462. - I want to know...
- I go crazyCopy !req
463. when he's flirting
just on missions.Copy !req
464. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
465. Now I sound like
such a rule maker, but, like,Copy !req
466. - we made this pact at first...
- It's a lot of pacts.Copy !req
467. that we would...
this is when we first started...Copy !req
468. that we would make
a certain amount of money,Copy !req
469. and then once we made that,
we'd part ways.Copy !req
470. Yeah.Copy !req
471. Oh, no. Uh, what?Copy !req
472. Excuse...Copy !req
473. Stop.Copy !req
474. Yeah, like you two can just,Copy !req
475. you know, break up and quit,
like...Copy !req
476. Ah...Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. Can you imagine if the company
was that open-minded?Copy !req
479. Oh, my God.Copy !req
480. - I need a drink.
- Here, the water.Copy !req
481. Yeah, like,
the water's right there.Copy !req
482. Uh, no.
Something stronger, like...Copy !req
483. - There's, um...
- There's a bar behind you.Copy !req
484. Uh, okay, okay.
Guys, sorry.Copy !req
485. - No, no, no, no.
- No, that's fine.Copy !req
486. I'm glad that it
made you laugh.Copy !req
487. Oh, man.Copy !req
488. So, do you think if the companyCopy !req
489. hadn't matched you,
that you'd be compatible?Copy !req
490. Oh.Copy !req
491. I think, um...Copy !req
492. I don't know,
I feel like Jane is, like...Copy !req
493. so smart, and I...Copy !req
494. I just never have met
anyone like her.Copy !req
495. Yeah, I really,
I really respect him.Copy !req
496. I think he has...Copy !req
497. he has a good heart.Copy !req
498. Yeah.Copy !req
499. - Oh.
- Whoa. - One.Copy !req
500. - He sneezes in threes.
- Bless you.Copy !req
501. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
502. - He sneezes in threes?
- Yes.Copy !req
503. - Oh.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
504. Two.Copy !req
505. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
506. Well, now...
now is the big finale.Copy !req
507. Nah, we're fair.Copy !req
508. I don't know
who I'm rooting for.Copy !req
509. No.Copy !req
510. Go! Come on!Copy !req
511. - She's tiny but she's crazy strong, dude.
- Okay, I've got an itch.Copy !req
512. That is, that's not helping.Copy !req
513. It's your nails.
They're going into my back...Copy !req
514. They're going in
the back of my hand.Copy !req
515. Don't blame it
on that.Copy !req
516. Go.Copy !req
517. Wow. John.Copy !req
518. - I got a cramp.
- She's tiny but she's crazy strong.Copy !req
519. I got a cramp.
That was a long time.Copy !req
520. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
521. She's crazy.
She's-she's like an ant.Copy !req
522. I am. It's my core.Copy !req
523. It's my...
That wasn't an easy defeat.Copy !req
524. - Uh-huh.
- It wasn't.Copy !req
525. I've had an easier time
with men twice your size.Copy !req
526. Sounds like you're giving me
a read, but that's fine.Copy !req
527. - No, that was a compliment.
- That's fine.Copy !req
528. I'm strong.Copy !req
529. Oh.Copy !req
530. Oh, man.Copy !req
531. Is this Eminem?Copy !req
532. - This?
- Yeah.Copy !req
533. This is, uh, the Clipse.Copy !req
534. Oh. I like Eminem.Copy !req
535. - Is he still performing?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
536. I think he is.
A couple years ago,Copy !req
537. I saw him at, like, a festival.Copy !req
538. - Mm-hmm.
- Um, and he was headlining.Copy !req
539. And I remember,
in between one of the songs,Copy !req
540. he-he tells everybody,
he's like, "Everybody, like,Copy !req
541. put your middle fingers up
and say 'Fuck you, Mom.'"Copy !req
542. - And there was, like, a weird silence...
- No.Copy !req
543. and we all are just like,Copy !req
544. "Nah, bro, like,
we love our moms."Copy !req
545. Like, "You need to talk
to your mom."Copy !req
546. Like, we-we're all, like,Copy !req
547. - "Forgive her, forgive yourself."
- Work on it.Copy !req
548. "Work on it. You know?
We're, you're past...Copy !req
549. You're old enough
to figure this out."Copy !req
550. - Yeah, yes.
- Yeah, you were, you were affected by that.Copy !req
551. Oh, John's obsessed with his mom.Copy !req
552. - I'm not obsessed, I just...
- Loves.Copy !req
553. - Loves his mom.
- I-I... Well, who doesn't?Copy !req
554. - It's a good trait to have.
- Yeah.Copy !req
555. - Yeah.
- How could EminemCopy !req
556. - redeem himself for that?
- Oh.Copy !req
557. - Listen. Well...
- How? Okay, but how can he get...Copy !req
558. be cool again after that?Copy !req
559. - You mean, like, relevant?
- It's hard to be oldCopy !req
560. and famous and stay punk.
I'll give you that.Copy !req
561. I don't think it's possible.
I don't thinkCopy !req
562. - you're supposed to be punk.
- There has to be someoneCopy !req
563. who got cooler as they aged.Copy !req
564. - Who is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
565. - I...
- What about Madonna?Copy !req
566. - No. No.
- No.Copy !req
567. - Dolly Parton!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
568. - Dolly Parton.
- That's it.Copy !req
569. Dolly fucking Parton.Copy !req
570. She only gets better
and better...Copy !req
571. - Yeah, no. Ah.
- ... and better and better and better.Copy !req
572. - I'll give you Dolly.
- That's the...Copy !req
573. It's like... Sade.Copy !req
574. - Ah, Sade.
- Sade.Copy !req
575. - Sade. That's it.
- Sade. That... I'm in it.Copy !req
576. You got, you got, like,
no, th-those are the aces.Copy !req
577. - That's it.
- That's it.Copy !req
578. - You guys...
- We figured it out.Copy !req
579. You guys want to be topped off?Copy !req
580. I'll have another scoop
of that butter pecan, too,Copy !req
581. - please, yeah.
- I'm good, thank you. - Okay.Copy !req
582. - Just a scoop.
- Okay. No problem.Copy !req
583. Sade. What a beauty.Copy !req
584. - Yeah.
- What's the, um,Copy !req
585. what's the craziest mission
you guys have ever been on?Copy !req
586. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
587. Bali.Copy !req
588. - Bali.
- Bali.Copy !req
589. Yeah. That was nuts.Copy !req
590. What was it?Copy !req
591. We, uh...Copy !req
592. we had to get someone
out of prison.Copy !req
593. High security.Copy !req
594. No comms. No weapons.Copy !req
595. - No-no-no cover.
- Nothing.Copy !req
596. Right? No...Copy !req
597. - It was just, like, very, very...
- Free fall.Copy !req
598. very, very
specific parameters.Copy !req
599. Yeah.Copy !req
600. What'd you guys do?Copy !req
601. Here's something I wish
someone had told me early on.Copy !req
602. There is a secretCopy !req
603. to getting out of any situation
you find yourself in,Copy !req
604. no matter how tight it is.Copy !req
605. It's your breath.Copy !req
606. If you can control your breath,Copy !req
607. you can control anything.Copy !req
608. That's the key.Copy !req
609. - Breathing.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
610. That's powerful.Copy !req
611. Also, it's good to have a plan,
but be preparedCopy !req
612. to abandon it, right?Copy !req
613. Be a master
at thinking on your feet.Copy !req
614. Be smart, trust your instincts,Copy !req
615. - go with your gut.
- Yeah.Copy !req
616. - Listen.
- Listen.Copy !req
617. Yeah.Copy !req
618. We're definitely learning that.Copy !req
619. Do you guys ever feel weird,Copy !req
620. emotionally, after a mission?Copy !req
621. Yes.Copy !req
622. It's natural.Copy !req
623. We had to kill
some other Smiths once.Copy !req
624. Wow.Copy !req
625. How-how come?Copy !req
626. Maybe they're getting divorced.Copy !req
627. Dude, is this just Häagen-Dazs?Copy !req
628. - He's joking.
- This is so fucking good.Copy !req
629. It's from the farmers market.
Some dairy upstate.Copy !req
630. - Mmm.
- Let me see what time it is.Copy !req
631. Oh, we're gonna be late.
We got to go.Copy !req
632. - Oh, fuck. Yeah, we're late.
- What?Copy !req
633. - What?
- Yep.Copy !req
634. We're on the clock.Copy !req
635. - It's the middle of the night.
- Okay.Copy !req
636. Thank you so much.Copy !req
637. - This was a beautiful night.
- All right.Copy !req
638. - John.
- I am so sorryCopy !req
639. - that I can't stay.
- You are a hell of a chef.Copy !req
640. - I just want to say that.
- I clean dishesCopy !req
641. - when I go to other people's homes, and...
- It was amazing.Copy !req
642. - So, you guys are on a mission?
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
643. - Yeah.
- You guys are l...Copy !req
644. Sorry, we-we drank a lot.
You guys are going to...Copy !req
645. to-to, on a mission right now?Copy !req
646. - It's more fun like that.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
647. You guys are wild.Copy !req
648. - Yeah. Wow.
- Actually, wait,Copy !req
649. actually...Copy !req
650. - You know what?
- Really?Copy !req
651. You two should come.Copy !req
652. Yes.
I was gonna say that.Copy !req
653. - Oh, my God.
- That is a great idea.Copy !req
654. - Is that allowed?
- Who gives a fuck?Copy !req
655. I don't know.
Yeah, who cares?Copy !req
656. What a wayCopy !req
657. to give super high-risk a shot.Copy !req
658. - Yeah.
- This is perfect.Copy !req
659. Come on.Copy !req
660. Is it gonna be insaneCopy !req
661. - if we do this?
- No. No.Copy !req
662. You'll see, it's like... no.Copy !req
663. We'll split the fee
and everything.Copy !req
664. And if you like it,
you-you request a bump.Copy !req
665. - If you don't, you don't.
- I would do it.Copy !req
666. You-you want to do it?Copy !req
667. Yeah.Copy !req
668. - I would do it.
- Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
669. - Let's do it. All right.
- Awesome. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
670. - Oh, my God.
- Okay, go get changed.Copy !req
671. - We'll meet you out front. I'll drive. Let's go.
- See you outside.Copy !req
672. Let's go. Ow!Copy !req
673. Okay. Here.
Drink this.Copy !req
674. Why?Copy !req
675. I think they're doing
bumps of coke downstairs.Copy !req
676. - What? Really?
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
677. Here, in case we need 'em.Copy !req
678. Are you sure
you're good to do this?Copy !req
679. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
680. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
681. Do you think the cheese plate
was too much?Copy !req
682. Are you kidding?
No, they loved it.Copy !req
683. - I feel like they barely touched it.
- No.Copy !req
684. They didn't like the apricot
chicken. That's for sure.Copy !req
685. - No, that was good.
- They... no, it wasn't.Copy !req
686. No one likes sweet chicken.
I learned that.Copy !req
687. They ate it all. It was great.Copy !req
688. - You did great.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
689. Okay, I'm gonna change.Copy !req
690. Put these on
under your clothes.Copy !req
691. Somewhere discreet.Copy !req
692. Lower back usually works.Copy !req
693. They're trackers.Copy !req
694. So we can have a lock
on each other's positions.Copy !req
695. Yeah, you're our new friends.
We can't lose you.Copy !req
696. What's the assignment?Copy !req
697. It's something really easy.Copy !req
698. Just something to dip
your feet in the water.Copy !req
699. - It's a delivery.
- Eyes on the road.Copy !req
700. But it's a...Copy !req
701. it's a super
high-risk delivery.Copy !req
702. Super high-risk!Copy !req
703. Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
704. We got to carry these bags.
This is for you.Copy !req
705. - Whoa.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
706. - Not that heavy, I hope.
- Thank you, darling.Copy !req
707. - This is for you.
- Okay.Copy !req
708. Nope. It's okay.Copy !req
709. - Okay, let's go.
- All right.Copy !req
710. Let's go!Copy !req
711. - Yeah.
- Yay!Copy !req
712. Who-Who's here
tonight? Do you know?Copy !req
713. - It's probably Gary.
- Gary. Oh, my God,Copy !req
714. - I love Gary so much.
- What's in the bags?Copy !req
715. Uh, GPS.Copy !req
716. - And guns.
- iPhones.Copy !req
717. - And guns.
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
718. - Are we going far?
- I don't know.Copy !req
719. I mean, we'll ask Gary.Copy !req
720. All right, let's go.Copy !req
721. Hey, Gary, how long?Copy !req
722. About as long
as the last time, ma'am.Copy !req
723. All right. You know what?
I'm gonna sit...Copy !req
724. - No more than a few hours.
- Yeah.Copy !req
725. - Dawn at the latest.
- It'll end by dawn at the latest.Copy !req
726. Make sure you leave
the bags when you land.Copy !req
727. - With the guys.
- Please.Copy !req
728. You... Are you guys
not coming with us?Copy !req
729. - No. No.
- No. No.Copy !req
730. - Oh, uh...
- It'll be easy. Guys.Copy !req
731. - Yeah.
- Enjoy. Have fun.Copy !req
732. - Be in the moment. Have fun.
- It'll be easy.Copy !req
733. - It's gonna be great, okay?
- This isn't what I thought.Copy !req
734. I think you guys should...
I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
735. - We'll check in with you after.
- But I didn't...Copy !req
736. - But leave your...
- That's not what we thought...Copy !req
737. Wait, what?Copy !req
738. Leave your phones
in the helo!Copy !req
739. The jungle's a hot zone,Copy !req
740. so I'm gonna drop you off
and circle back.Copy !req
741. Fuel's tight,
so I'll be back for extractionCopy !req
742. in 30 minutes sharp.Copy !req
743. Mm.Copy !req
744. It's supposed to be here.Copy !req
745. John?Copy !req
746. John y Jane?Copy !req
747. Okay...Copy !req
748. Okay.Copy !req
749. Okay, okay,
all right, all right.Copy !req
750. O-O-Okay, okay.Copy !req
751. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
752. Whatever happens, I love you.Copy !req
753. I love you, too.Copy !req
754. - Oh. Hey.
- Oh.Copy !req
755. - Hey.
- There he is.Copy !req
756. Hi.Copy !req
757. - Not too bad, right?
- Um...Copy !req
758. It was pretty bad.
It was pretty bad.Copy !req
759. Yeah, the...Copy !req
760. Their boss was not
too happy to see us.Copy !req
761. I think they were
expecting to see you.Copy !req
762. - Oh.
- Fuck. The Captain?Copy !req
763. The boss.
The guy who wasn't a child.Copy !req
764. They're not children.Copy !req
765. - They're 17 or 19 years old.
- Yeah.Copy !req
766. I'm gonna get some
water. Do you want anything?Copy !req
767. No, no, I'm good.Copy !req
768. So how... uh...Copy !req
769. Man. H-How did you
get out alive?Copy !req
770. It's... I'm-I'm impressed.Copy !req
771. We had to use a machete.Copy !req
772. It was pretty horrible.Copy !req
773. - Well, John.
- Yeah.Copy !req
774. They're young.Copy !req
775. Probably easier
to fight off, right?Copy !req
776. No, on the boss.Copy !req
777. We didn't chop up any kids.Copy !req
778. - Oh.
- What's he saying?Copy !req
779. They killed the Captain.Copy !req
780. With a machete.Copy !req
781. Shit.Copy !req
782. But that's not...
It's all right for us, right?Copy !req
783. Yeah. It's, uh,
it's all right.Copy !req
784. You know, we should
just be doing our own thingCopy !req
785. from now on.
Just the two of us.Copy !req
786. - Yeah, uh...
- Hey, listen.Copy !req
787. Since you guys, um,
did most of the work,Copy !req
788. y-you really should have
all of the earnings.Copy !req
789. - It's only fair.
- Uh, all right. Yes. Uh...Copy !req
790. - Thanks.
- Yeah. We'll transfer the money.Copy !req
791. - Wire transfer.
- Yeah, we'll transfer the money, right.Copy !req
792. Okay. You guys look tired.
Let's, uh, go rest.Copy !req
793. Thanks, guys. You're really
looking out for us.Copy !req
794. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, hey, hey, John, okay.Copy !req
795. - Guess what I read.
- What?Copy !req
796. Eminem opened up a restaurant
called Mom's Spaghetti.Copy !req
797. It's, like,
it's a cool evolution, right?Copy !req
798. Yeah. It's-it's very cool.Copy !req
799. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
800. - Okay, guys, okay.
- Bye.Copy !req
801. Much love.
See you soon.Copy !req
802. - Bye.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
803. All right, bye.Copy !req
804. What are you doing?Copy !req
805. Trying to cry.Copy !req
806. Is it working?Copy !req
807. No.Copy !req
808. No.Copy !req
809. I called you a robot.Copy !req
810. You're not, you're not a robot.Copy !req
811. I don't, I just want you
to know that.Copy !req
812. I know you're not a robotCopy !req
813. 'cause you get jealous.Copy !req
814. 'Cause what?Copy !req
815. You get jealous.Copy !req
816. No, I don't.Copy !req
817. No, I don't.Copy !req
818. Runi has two hands.Copy !req
819. Always has.Copy !req
820. It was a good lie.Copy !req
821. - Whatever.
- Such a whatever.Copy !req
822. - You fell for it.
- You said she...Copy !req
823. You said th...Copy !req
824. You said she had one hand.Copy !req
825. I mean, it was good.Copy !req
826. It was a good lie.Copy !req
827. It was good.Copy !req
828. If you had told me
15 minutes later,Copy !req
829. I would've been like, "Nah,"
but it was quick.Copy !req
830. - Good job.
- And you fell for it.Copy !req
831. - I fell for it.
- And you dated her.Copy !req
832. And you... you questioned it.Copy !req
833. I did. You got me.Copy !req
834. Earlier you said you loved me.Copy !req
835. Right before the machete.Copy !req
836. Yeah, you did, too.Copy !req
837. Yeah, but we were about to die.Copy !req
838. So you didn't mean it?Copy !req
839. No, I do.Copy !req
840. You do what?Copy !req
841. I do love you.Copy !req
842. That's cool.Copy !req
843. - Say "I..."
- Ow!Copy !req
844. Say it.Copy !req
845. - I like this. I like...
- I mean, you don't...Copy !req
846. - "I love you."
- I love you, Jane.Copy !req
847. Do you mean it?Copy !req
848. Yeah.Copy !req
849. So stupid.Copy !req
850. I really...Copy !req
851. I really didn't like those two.Copy !req
852. I hate those two people.Copy !req
853. - You do?
- I hate them.Copy !req
854. - So much.
- So much. They suck.Copy !req
855. - They're not cool.
- No!Copy !req
856. - They're not cool at all.
- No.Copy !req
857. That's what's so cra...
It's like a weird spellCopy !req
858. - that you...
- I don't know what happened.Copy !req
859. - Why were we so into them?
- I...Copy !req
860. I really don't know.
They were so...Copy !req
861. - That snee... sneezing thing?
- Oh, the sneezing.Copy !req
862. - We clapped for that.
- We clapped. We were so into it.Copy !req
863. We-we clapped. We were like,Copy !req
864. "Why? Is that a...
that's your thing?"Copy !req
865. It's like,
"Oh, we go to partiesCopy !req
866. - and we sneeze."
- In threes.Copy !req
867. And it was like, I...
In threes.Copy !req
868. - I think that he faked the last one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
869. The first two, I'm like,
"Okay, real." The last one...Copy !req
870. - He couldn't get it out, no.
- He couldn't get it out.Copy !req
871. He was like,
"Uh, there's all this..."Copy !req
872. - It's his accent.
- It is.Copy !req
873. - You-you want to help him.
- I know.Copy !req
874. You feel, like,
you forgive so much.Copy !req
875. - He'd be like...
- Oh, my...Copy !req
876. "You...
All you have to doCopy !req
877. is breathe."Copy !req
878. "And you can get through
anything."Copy !req
879. - And you, like...
- You were like,Copy !req
880. - you were like, "Uh, what?"
- No!Copy !req
881. No! That was you.Copy !req
882. You ga... you did the,
you did this head shake.Copy !req
883. You were like,
"This is too good."Copy !req
884. - He said something...
- I did the head shake,Copy !req
885. which is embarrassing.Copy !req
886. that we've been doing
our entire lives.Copy !req
887. He made it feel like magic.Copy !req
888. - He made it feel like we had never done it before.
- I know.Copy !req
889. I was, like,
"Breathing, of course.Copy !req
890. Why didn't I think about that?"Copy !req
891. Oh, my God.Copy !req
892. - Yo, fuck those guys.
- I know.Copy !req