1. - Alright?
- Hi, my love.
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2. Here's your stuff.
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3. - What the fuck?
- Don't get all worked up.
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4. What happened?
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5. Tripped over the rug
at the office.
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6. Don't bullshit me, Fredrick.
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7. Don't call me fuckin' Fredrick.
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8. Don't lie to me. Spill it.
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9. Look, I just...
I had a bit of a day, alright?
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10. Oh, fuck's sakes.
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11. - It's fine. Just chill out, OK?
- Don't tell me to chill out.
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12. Telling me to chill out's
not gonna chill me out!
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13. I thought you sorted
all that shit.
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14. I did, but...
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15. So you're not gonna stop, then.
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16. I am.
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17. Just... look, I haven't
gambled since...
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18. .. since... the last time.
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19. But, I mean, I've got these guys
who owe me money
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20. and they haven't paid me, so...
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21. So, what are you gonna do?
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22. I'm gonna sort it out.
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23. Why don't you talk to Ray?
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24. I'm not gonna talk to Ray.
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25. Oh, God,
you're a stubborn bastard.
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26. What's for tea?
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27. Lasagne.
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28. - Did you get the dunny paper?
- Oh, fuck it!
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29. Oh, fuckin' hopeless.
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30. - I'm getting changed.
- OK.
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31. - How you doin'?
- Yeah, good, Ray.
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32. - How are you?
- Yeah, good.
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33. What's happening?
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34. Can we talk?
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35. Sure, yeah.
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36. What's up?
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37. Uh, look, I... I know
that you know
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38. Freddy's got a bit of
a gambling problem.
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39. Yeah. Yeah.
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40. But, um, he's in
a bit of trouble.
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41. Hmm.
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42. Oi, can I help ya?
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43. - Yeah, I'm looking for Remy.
- Why?
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44. A mate of mine
owes him some money.
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45. - Who's your mate?
- Freddy Vellah.
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46. You're friends
with that piece of shit?
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47. Beggars can't be choosers, mate.
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48. So what do you want? You here
to pay your buddy's tab?
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49. I'm not that generous.
Is he up there?
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50. You tell that dickhead if he
doesn't pay in the next week,
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51. he ain't gonna
be walking so good.
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52. What... Fuck!
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53. Arggh! Goddammit!
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54. - Fuck!
- How you going, mate? Alright?
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55. - Good. You?
- Yeah.
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56. - Can we talk?
- We can do that.
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57. Fuck!
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58. Sorry about that.
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59. Uh...
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60. I'm a mate of Freddy's.
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61. Uh-huh.
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62. Uh...
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63. Everybody knows
he's a degenerate.
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64. I was hoping you could, uh,
go easy on him.
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65. And if I don't go easy on him?
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66. I'm not here
to threaten anybody, mate.
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67. I'm just here asking
for a favour, that's it.
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68. Um, I know how to repay one,
so...
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69. Just ask around about me.
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70. OK.
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71. And who are you?
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72. Ray Shoesmith.
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73. I thought you and Freddy
had a falling-out.
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74. Uh, we just had a rough patch.
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75. Fair enough.
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76. Well, I can't wipe the debt.
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77. Yeah, I don't expect you to.
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78. You know, if you can just
give him a bit more time.
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79. Yeah, I can do that.
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80. Beauty.
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81. - Good to meet you.
- Likewise.
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82. Do you know who that was?
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83. Some fuckin' clown.
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84. That was the Magician.
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85. The what?
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86. - Yeah.
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87. Hey, what are you guys doing?
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88. Making posters.
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89. Oh, yeah. What for?
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90. The climate change rally.
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91. In the city.
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92. Oh. Ohhhh.
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93. Climate change, eh?
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94. You guys don't believe
in that rubbish, do you?
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95. It's not rubbish.
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96. Come on, everyone knows
that temperatures are rising
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97. because of the chemtrails.
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98. - What are chemtrails?
- You know, the planes.
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99. The planes are releasing
chemicals, you know,
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100. like barium, aluminium,
strontium.
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101. It's carbon emissions
and it's not rubbish.
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102. Oh. OK, Greta.
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103. OK, boomer.
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104. You even know what a boomer is?
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105. - You're a boomer.
- No.
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106. Boomers are born
after World War II
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107. and up until the late 1960s.
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108. - I'm not that old.
- You look that old.
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109. - Yeah.
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110. Hmm.
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111. - I got it.
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112. Oh, OK.
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113. - How are ya?
- Yeah, not bad.
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114. We'll go out the back.
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115. Five days.
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116. No, no. You still need to do it.
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117. Just talk to Cullen.
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118. Yeah, he'll be here.
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119. Anyway, I'll call you back.
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120. Here he is.
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121. Did you get
a good night's sleep?
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122. Do you want coffee?
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123. - Any decaf?
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124. No. We don't have decaf.
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125. I'll give it a miss, mate.
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126. How are ya?
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127. Ah!
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128. Zo-Zo!
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129. Hi.
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130. Zoe, I'd like you to meet Ray.
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131. - Hey.
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132. Hey.
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133. Yep.
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134. Yeah, well, that's not
up to you to decide, is it?
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135. Yeah, well, whatever
he says, it's Tuesday.
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136. - It's just fuckin' Tuesday.
- MAN: OK, got it.
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137. Not nervous, are you?
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138. - I don't really get nervous.
- Good.
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139. It's a piece of piss anyway.
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140. Hmm.
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141. ..next hour, only on Radio 1128.
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142. And we'll give you a chance
to win cash
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143. with 'Beat the Buzzer'
right after this short break.
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144. Weather!
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145. Your all-important weather
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146. for tomorrow
and the next few days.
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147. It's cooling down in the city.
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148. Clear skies, not much rain.
Maybe a shower or two...
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149. So, where's your folks from?
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150. - My mum's from New Zealand...
- Hmm.
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151. .. and my dad's from Queensland.
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152. And you grew up
in New Zealand, right?
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153. Yeah.
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154. - Have you ever been there?
- Nah.
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155. Really? You should go.
It's so beautiful.
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156. Mmm.
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157. Cops coming your way.
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158. Thanks, mate.
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159. Oh, Samantha!
You didn't yell 'stop' in time!
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160. - SAMANTHA: Oh, no!
- Oh, no! The pot gets nothing.
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161. Sorry.
Let's go to our next caller.
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162. That's you, Pam.
You know how to play?
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163. - PAM: I do.
- So I need a nice big 'stop'.
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164. Whoever that is.
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165. Yeah, well, well, fuck that.
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166. You have to put it in
the little fishies, you know?
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167. Oh, I like
the little fishy things.
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168. You know, the kind
you get for your sushi.
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169. Yeah, yeah, just put it in that.
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170. Oh, I don't fuckin' know.
Gotta ship it out in something.
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171. They tend to struggle, I guess.
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172. Potential to destroy them.
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173. What's on?
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174. Nothing.
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175. Do they have Netflix?
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176. I don't think so.
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177. Thought he was about...
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178. .. thought he was about to run
over the top of him.
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179. And another turnover, Hodgy.
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180. On the University
of Tasmania's new campus
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181. in Burnie, the green roof will
become home for local wildlife.
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182. I don't think
you'd be surprised
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183. if you find mutton birds,
actually, burrowing in up there.
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184. We've certainly had that in
the desal plant in Victoria.
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185. Can you do me a favour?
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186. - What?
- Can you walk on my back?
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187. - Why?
- To crack it.
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188. Ah.
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189. Thanks.
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190. Ohh.
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191. How's that?
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192. Yeah, do both feet.
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193. - Like that?
- Yep.
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194. Ahh.
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195. Ohh.
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196. - RAY: That enough?
- ZOE: Yeah.
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197. - Phew.
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198. Thanks.
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199. - RAY: No worries.
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200. Ohh.
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201. But the material delays
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202. might mean no home at all
this year.
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203. So close...
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204. So, what do you do
when you're not running drugs?
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205. Hmm.
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206. Bit of this, bit of that.
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207. Hmm.
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208. You?
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209. Uni.
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210. - What are you studying?
- Graphic design.
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211. So if you need
any graphic design work done,
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212. I'm your girl.
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213. I'll let you know.
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214. And they'll be harvesting
in the months ahead.
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215. I can't wait to come back
later in the year
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216. to see just how
this little city food oasis
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217. is coming along.
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218. So... bit of this, bit of that?
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219. That's what you do?
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220. Yep.
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221. - Are you a bank robber?
- No.
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222. - Are you a drug dealer?
- No, no.
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223. Come on, tell me.
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224. No.
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225. I'm not a cop.
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226. I know you're not a cop.
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227. Why won't you tell me?
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228. It's just not the sort of thing
you talk about.
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229. - Why not?
- You just don't.
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230. What? Do you kill people
or something?
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231. Only if they ask me
too many questions.
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232. I really need to pee.
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233. I'll pull over.
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234. No, I can't go here.
I need a tree or something.
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235. Well, you're not gonna find
a tree out here.
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236. Why don't you just go
in the ditch there?
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237. I don't want a ditch.
I want a tree.
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238. What about that?
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239. That?
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240. What's wrong with that?
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241. OK, fine.
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242. Have you got any dunny paper?
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243. No.
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244. Bonus.
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245. - What?
- Don't look!
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246. As if.
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247. Hmm.
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248. - How'd you go?
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249. Thought I was gonna get...
got by a snake.
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250. - At least you got some exercise.
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251. Just watching me the whole time.
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252. - What's that?
- Nothing.
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253. - It's like, you know tarot cards.
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254. Mmm.
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255. It's like tarots.
They're actually cards.
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256. Hmm.
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257. Anyway, I was reading this
introduction to the 'I Ching'.
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258. There was this guy and he was,
like, this Taoist master.
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259. Hmm.
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260. And he said
that everything that happens
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261. is for a good reason.
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262. Hmm.
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263. So, like, even if
something bad happens,
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for it.
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265. Yeah, I think...
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at things about getting older,
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and something bad had happened,
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really upset about it.
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270. and you realise that
when something bad happens,
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272. is just around the corner,
you know?
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273. It all evens out.
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274. Yeah, so...
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275. So, an example is, like,
you know penicillin?
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276. Do you know how
they discovered penicillin?
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277. Nuh.
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278. So, they were in a lab
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279. and, like, they didn't clean
the equipment properly.
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280. And mould grew on it.
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281. And that's how
they discovered penicillin.
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282. Like, that was where
they got penicillin from.
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283. Shit.
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284. There you go.
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285. Hmm.
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286. So, how long were you
together for?
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287. Just over a year.
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288. Are you still friends?
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289. Nope.
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290. How about you?
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291. My last proper relationship
was about three years ago.
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293. And I was seeing this guy
a few weeks ago.
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294. It was, like, a casual thing,
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295. but I had to give him the flick
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296. 'cause he wasn't real good
in the old sack.
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297. And, you know,
if I was more into him
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298. it probably wouldn't have been,
like, a big deal, but...
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299. .. there's only so many orgasms
you can fake.
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300. Tell me about it.
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301. - Do you fake a lot of orgasms?
- Oh, heaps.
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302. That must be quite hard
as a guy.
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303. It's next level.
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304. - Poor thing.
- Hmm. Thanks.
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you had a real orgasm?
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306. Oh...
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307. Can I ask you something?
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308. Yeah.
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309. Why do you fake it?
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310. Because sometimes you know that
you're just not gonna get there
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311. and you don't want to make
the guy feel bad.
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312. So why don't you just say,
"Hey, buddy,
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313. "you're not doing it for me"?
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314. 'Cause I don't want
to hurt someone's feelings.
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315. - What?
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316. - I'm a nice person.
- That's your problem.
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317. - You're not a nice person?
- Pfffft! Fuck that.
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318. What's wrong with being nice?
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319. It's weak.
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320. How is it weak?
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321. You're worrying about
what people are gonna feel.
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322. You shouldn't. You should
just tell them the truth.
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323. I mean, this guy,
you could've told him
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324. what the problem was,
you could've sorted it out.
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325. But now, I mean, he's gonna go
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327. and then he's gonna
sleep with somebody else,
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328. then somebody else,
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329. and then you've got
all these women
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330. who are gonna
have to fake orgasms
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331. because nobody wants to tell him
the fuckin' truth, you know?
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332. I mean, you're not really
helping out
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333. your sisters, are you?
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334. Well, it's not my fault
he was shit.
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335. No. Of course not.
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336. But, you know, you could've done
something about it, though.
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337. - That's not my responsibility.
- No, it's not. Definitely not.
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338. But you can't really complain,
can you?
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339. I'm not complaining.
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340. A little bit.
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341. Can you roll me
one of those, cowboy?
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342. - What?
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343. Well, I'm not a cowboy,
but there you go.
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344. Thank you.
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345. Ahh. Phew.
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346. Thanks.
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347. So...
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348. What?
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349. Are you gonna make a move or...
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350. On you?
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351. No, on her.
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352. Hmm.
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353. - It depends.
- On what?
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354. Whether or not
you're gonna fake it.
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355. Well, I won't have to fake it
if you know what you're doing.
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356. Hmm.
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357. I know what I'm doing.
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358. We'll see.
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359. ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da
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360. Da-da, da-da, da-da-da
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