Mr Inbetween 3x4

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Bryn Chapman Parish as James

Curiosity rarely kills the cat but too many pharmaceuticals generally will.

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1. Mate.

2. I just had the best idea for a new business.

3. You know how people like to make sex tapes?

4. Right. Fuck. What's this shit?

5. - Turn that shit off. - (MUSIC STOPS)

6. We go into business together, right,

7. making home porn.

8. We go round to people's houses

9. with a camera, lights and all the gear

10. and shoot sex tapes.

11. Why would anybody want to do that?

12. Mate, people will love it.

13. - I wouldn't. - Yeah, but you're a prude.

14. Mate, this is a great idea.

15. You sure you don't want to get in on this?

16. I came up with a name for the business.

17. - (EXHALES) Mm-hm? - You ready?

18. - Mm. - 'Home-o Erotic'. Right?

19. But the 'homo' is spelt

20. H-O-M-E-O.

21. Home-o Erotic. Get it?

22. Do you know what 'homoerotic' means?

23. Yeah.

24. It means 'gay'.

25. Like, gay sex.

26. - Really? - Mm.

27. Oh, fuck. It took me, like, an hour to come up with that.

28. It's gotta be...

29. .. Gary's...

30. 'Gary's Glitter Productions'.

31. Hmm?

32. He was a pedo.

33. Oh. Yeah.

34. Mm-hm.

35. Yeah.

36. Yeah, that wouldn't work.

37. - Here we are. - Thanks a lot.

38. - Have a great day. - See you.

39. 'Bye.

40. Buy a new bag, you cheap bastard.

41. - Wow, look at you, eh? - (LAUGHS)

42. How you going, mate? Alright?

43. What's this? When are you due?

44. - Piss off. - (LAUGHS)

45. - You good? - Oh, really good. Look at me.

46. So, when are you gonna come back and train?

47. Eh, I've been training at home.

48. So, how's Brucey?

49. He passed, mate, about a year ago.

50. - Oh, shit. - Yeah.

51. Sorry, mate.

52. Oh, I heard he wasn't too good.

53. - Yeah, yeah, so... - Ah, that's fucked.

54. Yeah, what are you gonna do, mate? You know...

55. - You holding up alright? - Not too bad, you know.

56. Come on. Hands up, hands up.

57. - This place hasn't changed. - Just how I like it.

58. - How's Killy going? Alright? - He's good. Really good.

59. - Yeah? - Yeah. So, what about you?

60. You still cracking heads?

61. - Every now and then. - You're not getting any younger.

62. What else am I gonna do?

63. Start a gym?

64. Yeah, but I gotta make some money.

65. There's more important things than money.

66. - Is there? - Yeah.

67. This place hasn't made me rich, but I love what I do.

68. I love coming in here every day.

69. - It's my life. - Mm.

70. Do you love what you do, aside from money?

71. Come on!

72. Not particularly.

73. You've got to ask yourself, "Why am I doing it?"

74. - (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) - (LAIDBACK ROCK PLAYS)

75. (CHANTS) Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

76. Piu-piu! Piu-piu!

77. Piu!

78. Piu. (BLOWS)

79. Thought you were pretty smart, didn't you?

80. Well, time to die.

81. Oh, fuck.

82. Oh, shit.

83. - What's going on? - Nothing.

84. Couldn't get the passionfruit yoghurt, alright.

85. (SNIFFS) So...

86. Hey.

87. Come inside.

88. - (EXHALES) - 'Sup?

89. You tell me.

90. What?

91. It's not mine.

92. Cut the crap, princess.

93. It's yours, not mine.

94. Why are you such a smart-arse all of a sudden?

95. Why do you have a gun?

96. Doesn't matter why I got a gun.

97. What matters is you shouldn't be playing with it.

98. If you didn't have a gun,

99. then I wouldn't be playing with it, now, would I?

100. - So, where's the hole? - What hole?

101. The hole you made when you fired the pistol.

102. How do you know I fired it?

103. Smell the gunpowder.

104. So, why have you got a gun?

105. - Burglars. - Burglars?

106. Yeah, you know what burglars are, don't you?

107. Can we go shooting?

108. - Nup. - Why not?

109. 'Cause I said.

110. Please!

111. Nup.

112. If you took me shooting,

113. then, you know, you can teach me and stuff.

114. Don't go in my room again, alright?

115. Huh? Don't eye-roll me.

116. - Cut it out, I said. - My eyes are closed.

117. How can I eye-roll when my eyes are closed?

118. I don't know, but I know you're doing it.

119. - What a jerk. - 'Scuse me?

120. Nothing.

121. How do I know your medicine is true medicine?

122. Very easy.

123. Get some 20 hunters with me.

124. When all is ready, I will rob the base...

125. oss-breeze

126. here at the ground...

127. Mm, Superman, right?

128. He's flying around, cruising around Metropolis,

129. looking for bad guys, right?

130. He's flying around, flying around.

131. And all of a sudden, he looks down.

132. - He sees Wonder Woman, right. - Mm, mm.

133. She's starkers.

134. Buck naked, all oiled up,

135. sunbaking on top of this building.

136. - Right? - Mm-hm. Mm.

137. Straightaway, instant boner.

138. Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?

139. He thinks to himself, "With my super speed,

140. "I could fly down there, root her,

141. "give her a quick couple of pumps

142. "and then be out of there before she even knows what hit her."

143. - Huh? - Mm.

144. So, he zooms down, 10,000 miles an hour,

145. gives her a quick couple of pumps, blows his load

146. and he's gone in, like, half a second, right?

147. Yeah.

148. Wonder Woman jumps to her feet and goes,

149. "What the fuck was that?"

150. The Invisible Man goes,

151. "I don't know, but my arsehole's fucking killing me."

152. - Fucked him up the arse. - (CHUCKLES)

153. .. beautifully, right off the meat of the bat.

154. Superman would be able to see him, though.

155. No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.

156. Yeah, but, like, in real life,

157. 'cause he's got that fuckin', um, X-ray vision.

158. Yeah, but X-ray vision helps you to see through shit.

159. It doesn't help you to see stuff that's invisible.

160. What about that heat vision thing he's got?

161. He sees infrared and all that kind of crap.

162. Oh, mate, it's a joke. It's a joke.

163. What does the Starship 'Enterprise' and toilet paper

164. have in common?

165. Don't know. What?

166. They both search Uranus for Klingons.

167. - Eh. - Don't like it?

168. Eh, it's not bad.

169. Superman joke's better.

170. Mm.

171. Oh, mate...

172. ..I know you just got out,

173. but I need you to do me a favour.

174. Here we go.

175. I need you to go to my house, grab something for me.

176. What?

177. - You know my stash spot? - Mm.

178. I need you to go in there and grab the black plastic bag.

179. What's in it? Your pee-pee movies?

180. - No, I've already got those. - Oh, good.

181. - Just grab the black bag. - Alright.

182. Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.

183. In you come.

184. ♪ And I don't know

185. Hello, Ray.

186. How you going?

187. Where are these things you need?

188. Basement.

189. After you.

190. You right?

191. Are you right?

192. Future's female, is it?

193. Sure is.

194. What's in the bag, Ray? Your pee-pee movies?

195. They were Gary's.

196. - (DOOR CLOSES) - How'd you go?

197. Tat's new boyfriend's a bit of a cunt.

198. - Mm. Should have shot her. - Yeah.

199. So, what's this?

200. Open it.

201. What is it?

202. - A Vajankle. - A what?

203. A Vajankle.

204. - What do you do with it? - You jerk off with it.

205. You've had your cock in this?

206. Yeah. Oi!

207. Here, here, here, have a look.

208. See? You put your cock in it.

209. You put your cock in this part with the vagina

210. and then you play with the foot.

211. What?

212. Why would you put your cock in a foot?

213. 'Cause I've got a foot fetish.

214. - You need help, mate. - (RINGING CONTINUES)

215. Don't knock it till you try it, Ray.

216. - Hello? - RAFAEL: Hey, Ray, you free?

217. Yeah, mate, what's up?

218. - I've got a job for you. - OK. What is it?

219. UMS AND RATTLES)

220. This way.

221. Just down here.

222. In here.

223. Just gonna stand there, are you?

224. - What happened? - Does it fuckin' matter?

225. Look, get this bitch out of here.

226. My folks are gonna be home in, like, an hour or so.

227. She's somebody's daughter, fuckhead.

228. Get around that side.

229. - Lift her up. - Yep.

230. Go around.

231. - Get the door. - OK.

232. - RAFAEL: How'd you go? - Yeah, good.

233. What do you want me to do with it?

234. Take it out to Dural. Bramble Road, lot three.

235. There's a piggery out the back of the farmhouse there.

236. Feed it to the pigs.

237. OK.

238. Hey, Samantha C. How are you tonight?

239. Hello, Steve. Thanks for taking my call.

240. My pleasure, darling.

241. Now, tell us all how you met

242. your sweetheart, Lachlan C.

243. Well, I was on the train home one night

244. and I was carrying a big stack of stuff...

245. .. between me and the groper

246. and kind of protected me, you know?

247. And that was Lachlan.

248. Your knight in shining armour.

249. Yeah, we...

250. Samantha, this is a fantastic romantic story.

251. I really hope your fears are unfounded.

252. Stay with us here at Radio 1128 for better music like this -

253. 'Stay With Me (Baby)', Lorraine Ellison.

254. ♪ Where did you go