1. What the fuck?Copy !req
2. Fucking hell.Copy !req
3. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
4. Fuck.Copy !req
5. Fuck.Copy !req
6. What's goin' on?Copy !req
7. Ray, where are ya?Copy !req
8. I'm just having dinner.Copy !req
9. Ray, I'm stuck on a balcony
and I can't get down.Copy !req
10. I need you to help me.Copy !req
11. What are you doing on a balcony?Copy !req
12. It's a long story.Copy !req
13. Can... can you come
and help me or not?Copy !req
14. Yeah, alright. Where are you?Copy !req
15. OK, great, great. I'll text you
the address, alright?Copy !req
16. OK.Copy !req
17. OK. Alright, hurry up, mate.Copy !req
18. I need you to hurry, mate.
I'm in a bit of a pickle.Copy !req
19. Yeah, I'll hurry. Yeah.Copy !req
20. OK. Alright. See you, mate.Copy !req
21. See you, mate. 'Bye. 'Bye. 'Bye.Copy !req
22. 'Bye.Copy !req
23. Ray!Copy !req
24. What's up?Copy !req
25. Shh!Copy !req
26. I can't get down.Copy !req
27. Why not?Copy !req
28. 'Cause I'm scared of heights.Copy !req
29. What'd you climb up there for?Copy !req
30. I'll explain later.Copy !req
31. - What you want me to do?
- Come in.Copy !req
32. - What?
- Come in.Copy !req
33. Have you got any rope?Copy !req
34. Whose house is this?Copy !req
35. Shhh!Copy !req
36. I'll tell you later.
Have you got any rope?Copy !req
37. Just climb down.
There's a ledge there.Copy !req
38. - So you've got no rope?
- No.Copy !req
39. Fuck.Copy !req
40. Come on, mate.
Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
41. So, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
42. Climb over.
There's a ledge right there.Copy !req
43. - Come on.Copy !req
44. Come on, mate.Copy !req
45. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
46. Just don't look down.
Keep your eyes closed.Copy !req
47. Yeah.Copy !req
48. Now shimmy around to your left.
Yeah.Copy !req
49. Keep going. Scoot around.Copy !req
50. Keep going, keep going.Copy !req
51. - RAY: Yep. OK. Yep.
- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
52. Now take your right foot.Copy !req
53. Half a metre, there's a ledge.
Put your foot down. Half...Copy !req
54. Right foot down.
There's a ledge.Copy !req
55. OK. OK. OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
56. That's it.Copy !req
57. That's it.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.Copy !req
58. Keep going.
Keep going. Feel it?Copy !req
59. - Fuck, fuck, fuck.
There you go. There you go.Copy !req
60. OK.Copy !req
61. - Now take your left foot, right?Copy !req
62. - Oh, fuck off, you creep!
- No, no! Oh!Copy !req
63. Oh, oh, fuck! Oh!Copy !req
64. - GARY: Oh, shit. Fuck.Copy !req
65. Gary?Copy !req
66. What are you doing here?Copy !req
67. Bloody perverts!Copy !req
68. I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
69. Not cool, Tat.Copy !req
70. Not cool!Copy !req
71. - TATIANA: Sorry. So crazy.
- Fucking creep.Copy !req
72. I think
I fucked me shoulder.Copy !req
73. What was that all about?Copy !req
74. Tat's got herself
a fucking girlfriend.Copy !req
75. - Well, I can see that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
76. Sorry, mate. I just needed
to know what was going on.Copy !req
77. It's over.Copy !req
78. The marriage is over.Copy !req
79. How long did it take
for you to get over Ally?Copy !req
80. Who says I have?Copy !req
81. Oh, great.Copy !req
82. You'll be right, mate.Copy !req
83. So, where are you staying?Copy !req
84. - Darby's.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Why don't you stay
at my joint?Copy !req
87. - Nah, it's alright, mate.
- In the shed.Copy !req
88. Nah, it's alright.Copy !req
89. I spent 20 grand, mate,
doing it up.Copy !req
90. Yeah?Copy !req
91. Mate, it looks like
the fucking Taj Mahal.Copy !req
92. Huh!Copy !req
93. Go to Darby's, grab your stuff.Copy !req
94. Come over.Copy !req
95. - Yeah?
- Yeah! Bloody oath, mate!Copy !req
96. See you soon.Copy !req
97. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
98. - Thanks, mate.
- No worries.Copy !req
99. - MAN: Welcome aboard.
- RAY: Thank you.Copy !req
100. Here he is!Copy !req
101. Rafael, Ray.Copy !req
102. - How you going, mate?
- I'm good, mate.Copy !req
103. - How are you?
- Yeah, good.Copy !req
104. - How you doing?
- Good to see you, yeah.Copy !req
105. - Pull up a pew.
- Thanks, mate. Cheers.Copy !req
106. - This is for you.Copy !req
107. - Oh!
- Bit extra in there for you.Copy !req
108. Oh, lovely, mate, thank you. Oh!Copy !req
109. You want a drink?Copy !req
110. Uh, scotch on the rocks,
thanks, love.Copy !req
111. - MAID: Sure.
- RAY: Thanks, love.Copy !req
112. So...Copy !req
113. ..how'd it go down?Copy !req
114. What's that?Copy !req
115. Tran.Copy !req
116. Oh, Tran.
Uh, I just napalmed him.Copy !req
117. Yeah.Copy !req
118. - What?
- Prison napalm.Copy !req
119. Oh, OK.Copy !req
120. Uh, so you get a cup.Copy !req
121. You throw some jam in it.Copy !req
122. Boiling water. Mix it up.Copy !req
123. Boom.Copy !req
124. So it sticks to the skin!Copy !req
125. - It sticks.
- RAY: Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
126. Melts all the skin off.Copy !req
127. Oh!Copy !req
128. Ohh!Copy !req
129. - Oh, that's beautiful.
- Mmm.Copy !req
130. - Wow!
- Effective, yeah.Copy !req
131. Here. Try this.Copy !req
132. - What's that, mate?
- Caviar.Copy !req
133. Yeah, I think I'll...Copy !req
134. - I think I'll pass on that.
- You don't like caviar?Copy !req
135. Uh, never... never tried it,
to be honest.Copy !req
136. You know, there's a reason
it's so expensive, bro.Copy !req
137. Why's that?Copy !req
138. Because it tastes
fuckin' delicious!Copy !req
139. - RAY: I wouldn't know, mate.
- Really?Copy !req
140. - There you go.
- Thanks, love.Copy !req
141. Mmm.Copy !req
142. Mmm!Copy !req
143. - You kidding?
- Good?Copy !req
144. Mmm! So...Copy !req
145. - I've only got a small crew.
- Yeah.Copy !req
146. - But I'm looking to upsize.
- Mmm.Copy !req
147. Would you be interested
in coming on board?Copy !req
148. Yeah, I'm not really
a join-a-crew kinda guy.Copy !req
149. - You know what I mean?Copy !req
150. But, uh... you know,
I appreciate the offer.Copy !req
151. - Yeah.
- You know, no offence.Copy !req
152. But yeah, I'm more of a...Copy !req
153. I prefer to freelance.Copy !req
154. Fair enough.Copy !req
155. Yeah, fair enough.Copy !req
156. I might have some delivery work
for you, though, if you're keen?Copy !req
157. Mate, whatever you've got,
throw it at me.Copy !req
158. Anything you won't do?Copy !req
159. Mate, if the money's right,
I'll fucking do anything.Copy !req
160. - He'll do anything! Ooh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
161. - Whaaah!
- Yeah.Copy !req
162. Oh, mate, that's great.
He's great.Copy !req
163. Excuse me.Copy !req
164. Here, yeah, Freddy.Copy !req
165. Try that. Yep?Copy !req
166. Yep.Copy !req
167. Yep.Copy !req
168. Go on.Copy !req
169. Yep. OK. Done.Copy !req
170. - How'd you go with that?
- Yeah, loved it.Copy !req
171. Really? You liked it?Copy !req
172. - Yeah, it's delicious.
- Yeah?Copy !req
173. He didn't like it.Copy !req
174. - He hates it.
- He fucking hates it!Copy !req
175. - I don't hate it.Copy !req
176. - I don't hate it. I like it.
- You fucking hate it!Copy !req
177. - No.
- Just admit it.Copy !req
178. - You can say you hate it, mate.Copy !req
179. Cheers, Ray.Copy !req
180. Cheers, mate. Beauty.Copy !req
181. Good to see you, mate.Copy !req
182. Why don't you buy
some weed killer?Copy !req
183. Mmm, I like to pull them.Copy !req
184. How's Her Highness?Copy !req
185. She's good.Copy !req
186. - Mmm?
- She's got a boyfriend.Copy !req
187. A what?Copy !req
188. You don't know
what a boyfriend is?Copy !req
189. She's 12.Copy !req
190. Yeah, I know how old she is.
They don't kiss or anything.Copy !req
191. So, what's the point?Copy !req
192. Anyway, she doesn't want you
to know, so don't say anything.Copy !req
193. Uh-huh. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
194. So I booked a lane at 2.Copy !req
195. Bowling?Copy !req
196. - Yeah.
- I don't wanna go bowling.Copy !req
197. - Why not?
- I'm 12.Copy !req
198. So, what do you wanna do then?Copy !req
199. Just chill.Copy !req
200. So, what's been happening?Copy !req
201. Good.Copy !req
202. OK, let's go.Copy !req
203. - 'Bye, sweetie.
- 'Bye, Mum.Copy !req
204. - Hey, Dad?
- Yeah?Copy !req
205. How come Uncle Gary's
staying here?Copy !req
206. He split up with his wife.Copy !req
207. He got divorced?Copy !req
208. Separated.Copy !req
209. What's the difference?Copy !req
210. Um...Copy !req
211. Well, 'separated' is kinda likeCopy !req
212. you're not divorced yet,
but you don't live together.Copy !req
213. How come people get divorced,
then get married again?Copy !req
214. Um...Copy !req
215. You know, they meet
somebody else,Copy !req
216. fall in love, you know?Copy !req
217. Are you ever gonna
get married again?Copy !req
218. Yeah, if I meet
the right person, maybe.Copy !req
219. I don't know. I've never been
lucky in relationships.Copy !req
220. Why?Copy !req
221. Some people are,
some people aren't, you know?Copy !req
222. I think I'm just destined
to be on my own.Copy !req
223. I'm not gonna get married.Copy !req
224. Mmm? Well, you don't have to.Copy !req
225. I'm just gonna have
lots of boyfriends.Copy !req
226. Mmm. Do what you want.Copy !req
227. Soon as you turn 30.Copy !req
228. 30? I'm not waiting
till I'm 30. I'll be old.Copy !req
229. Oh.Copy !req
230. 29 then.Copy !req
231. Oi!Copy !req
232. - Holy...Copy !req
233. It's a baby.Copy !req
234. Well, I didn't wanna
say anythingCopy !req
235. just in case you got fat.Copy !req
236. Thanks. That's good of you.Copy !req
237. How far along are ya?Copy !req
238. Um... 18 weeks.Copy !req
239. - Wow.
- Mmm.Copy !req
240. Boy? Girl?Copy !req
241. Uh, we don't wanna know.Copy !req
242. - Fair enough, yeah.
- Did you know with Brit?Copy !req
243. Uh, well, I had to...Copy !req
244. I had to know, so...Copy !req
245. Yeah, you don't like surprises,
do you, Ray?Copy !req
246. No, certainly don't.Copy !req
247. How is Brit?Copy !req
248. Yeah, she's good.
You know, 12 going on 20.Copy !req
249. I miss that kid.Copy !req
250. Yeah, she misses you too, so...Copy !req
251. How's Brucey?Copy !req
252. Um, Brucey passed about, um,
three months after we split up.Copy !req
253. - Fuck. I...
- So, yeah.Copy !req
254. Uh... shit, um...Copy !req
255. - Sorry.
- Oh, look, no.Copy !req
256. Look, it's for the best.
I mean, you know, he was...Copy !req
257. You know, he went downhill
pretty quickCopy !req
258. and he wasn't happy.Copy !req
259. So, you know, it was...Copy !req
260. - It was for the best, I think.Copy !req
261. Yeah.Copy !req
262. So, what about you?
You... you happy?Copy !req
263. - You look happy.Copy !req
264. - Um... yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
265. Yeah, no. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
266. - I'm happy.
- That's good.Copy !req
267. Are you happy?Copy !req
268. I'll get there, you know?Copy !req
269. I gotta...Copy !req
270. - Hey.
- Oh, your lift.Copy !req
271. Alright, well, good to see you.Copy !req
272. - Yeah!
- Alright.Copy !req
273. I'm glad you're happy, darling.Copy !req
274. It's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
275. Alright?Copy !req
276. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
277. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
278. - Hey.
- All good?Copy !req
279. Yep.Copy !req
280. What happened this time?Copy !req
281. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
282. What's up?Copy !req
283. Not much.Copy !req
284. What's up with you?Copy !req
285. Same old shit.Copy !req
286. Who are you?Copy !req
287. I'm Adrian.Copy !req
288. TV: .. of teaching science.
Pay attention, please!Copy !req
289. Feet off the table,
please, mate.Copy !req
290. What?Copy !req
291. Feet off the table.Copy !req
292. - There's no need to panic.Copy !req
293. Thank you.Copy !req
294. TV: We had different stylesCopy !req
295. and my solo career was...Copy !req
296. And when he did paddle away,Copy !req
297. I sat there
holding Finlay tight.Copy !req
298. - We both yelled, "'Bye, Daddy."Copy !req
299. And waved to him.
"See you in New Zealand, Daddy."Copy !req
300. Hello?Copy !req
301. Mr Ray Shoesmith?Copy !req
302. Who's this?Copy !req
303. I'm calling from
Crawley Police Station.Copy !req
304. We've got your father down here.Copy !req
305. Righto. I don't really have much
to do with him, so...Copy !req
306. Well, we need a relativeCopy !req
307. to come in and pick him up,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
308. So, if you can do it,
we'd appreciate it.Copy !req
309. OK. Alright.Copy !req
310. See ya.Copy !req
311. Shit.Copy !req
312. TV: I've been shivering.Copy !req
313. You've got my father in here,
apparently.Copy !req
314. A name?Copy !req
315. His name's Bill Shoesmith.Copy !req
316. Just take a seat.Copy !req
317. - Ray, is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
318. Hey. I'm Constable Rogers.Copy !req
319. - Come through.
- Oh, OK.Copy !req
320. So, what happened?Copy !req
321. Oh, not completely sure yet.Copy !req
322. The firies are still
investigating.Copy !req
323. I mean, it looks like
he's probably justCopy !req
324. left the stove on
and gone to bed.Copy !req
325. - OK.
- He's all good, though.Copy !req
326. Ambos checked him over
on the scene.Copy !req
327. - OK.
- Just through here.Copy !req
328. Bill!Copy !req
329. - Ray's here to take you home.
- Who?Copy !req
330. Your son.Copy !req
331. My son?Copy !req
332. - Yeah.
- You're my son?Copy !req
333. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
334. Same.Copy !req
335. Brucey?Copy !req
336. - Let's go.
- Alright.Copy !req
337. Just over the road there, mate.Copy !req
338. This isn't my house.Copy !req
339. No, this is my house, mate.Copy !req
340. I-I wanna go to my house.Copy !req
341. Yeah, I'm gonna
take you home tomorrow, OK?Copy !req
342. - BILL: OK.
- RAY: You're right, mate.Copy !req
343. - GARY: How'd you go?
- RAY: Oh, alright.Copy !req
344. Do you remember Gary?Copy !req
345. Are you my son too?Copy !req
346. Nah. But I can be if you want.Copy !req
347. Good lad.Copy !req
348. Sense of humour. I like that.Copy !req
349. - You wanna sit down?
- Yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
350. Thanks.Copy !req
351. - You right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
352. - You want some food?
- No, no. I'm good, thanks, mate.Copy !req
353. You know, the coppers
gave me some Macca's.Copy !req
354. I can't remember the last time
I had Macca's.Copy !req
355. It was alright, though.Copy !req
356. - Uh, what was your name again?
- Gary.Copy !req
357. Gary.Copy !req
358. Gary.Copy !req
359. You wanna watch a bit of telly
or something?Copy !req
360. - Yeah, sure.
- Yeah? Alright.Copy !req
361. That's how you change
the channel.Copy !req
362. - That's the volume.
- Yeah.Copy !req
363. - Alright?
- Yeah.Copy !req
364. Oh.Copy !req
365. TV: Way back in 1975...Copy !req
366. Yeah.Copy !req
367. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
368. Right on the buzzer.
Timed in just in time.Copy !req
369. I'll have to call
Social Services.Copy !req
370. They'll have to come
and get him.Copy !req
371. Just put him in the shed.
I'll go back to Darby's.Copy !req
372. No way, mate. He's going.Copy !req
373. Mate, I know you guys
had your differencesCopy !req
374. over the years, but...Copy !req
375. .. he's your old man.Copy !req
376. But I can't look after him.Copy !req
377. He set his bloody apartment
on fire. You know what I mean?Copy !req
378. He needs somebody that can...Copy !req
379. ..watch him 24 hours a day.Copy !req
380. You know?Copy !req
381. I... I can't...
I can't do that, you know?Copy !req
382. - Yeah, fair enough.
- Yes, well done.Copy !req
383. Anyway, not my problem.Copy !req
384. What kind of girl
did Madonna call herself?Copy !req
385. Drop the...Copy !req
386. Mate, you scared
the fucking shit out of me!Copy !req
387. Did you leave
the front door open?Copy !req
388. No.Copy !req
389. Old man's gone walkabout.Copy !req
390. Let's go get him.Copy !req
391. You wanna go that way, mate?Copy !req
392. - I'll...
- Yeah, alright.Copy !req
393. Hey, mate.
Mate, what are you doing?Copy !req
394. I'm burning up. I'm burning up!Copy !req
395. I just wanna go home.Copy !req
396. Alright, mate.
I'll get you home, OK?Copy !req
397. - OK.
- Alright.Copy !req
398. Gonna chuck this shirt
on you, mate, OK?Copy !req
399. Can't have you walking
around the neighbourhoodCopy !req
400. in your... in your birthday suit,
alright?Copy !req
401. There you go, mate.
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
402. - Bit hot, were you?
- BILL: Yeah.Copy !req