1. (WHISPERS) What the fuck?Copy !req
2. (MUTTERS) Fucking hell.Copy !req
3. (MUTTERS) Oh, fuck.Copy !req
4. (WHIMPERS) Fuck.Copy !req
5. Fuck.Copy !req
6. What's goin' on?Copy !req
7. (GARY WHISPERS)
Ray, where are ya?Copy !req
8. I'm just having dinner.Copy !req
9. Ray, I'm stuck on a balcony
and I can't get down.Copy !req
10. I need you to help me.Copy !req
11. What are you doing on a balcony?Copy !req
12. It's a long story.Copy !req
13. Can... can you come
and help me or not?Copy !req
14. Yeah, alright. Where are you?Copy !req
15. OK, great, great. I'll text you
the address, alright?Copy !req
16. OK.Copy !req
17. OK. Alright, hurry up, mate.Copy !req
18. I need you to hurry, mate.
I'm in a bit of a pickle.Copy !req
19. Yeah, I'll hurry. Yeah.Copy !req
20. OK. Alright. See you, mate.Copy !req
21. See you, mate. 'Bye. 'Bye. 'Bye.Copy !req
22. 'Bye. (ENDS CALL)Copy !req
23. - (SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
- (WOMAN LAUGHS SOFTLY)Copy !req
24. (WHISPERS) Ray!Copy !req
25. (SPEAKS NORMALLY) What's up?Copy !req
26. Shh!Copy !req
27. (WHISPERS) I can't get down.Copy !req
28. Why not?Copy !req
29. 'Cause I'm scared of heights.Copy !req
30. What'd you climb up there for?Copy !req
31. I'll explain later.Copy !req
32. - What you want me to do?
- Come in.Copy !req
33. - What?
- Come in.Copy !req
34. Have you got any rope?Copy !req
35. Whose house is this?Copy !req
36. Shhh!Copy !req
37. I'll tell you later.
Have you got any rope?Copy !req
38. Just climb down.
There's a ledge there.Copy !req
39. - So you've got no rope?
- No.Copy !req
40. (SIGHS) Fuck.Copy !req
41. Come on, mate.
Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
42. So, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
43. Climb over.
There's a ledge right there.Copy !req
44. - (SIGHS)
- Come on.Copy !req
45. Come on, mate.Copy !req
46. (EXHALES AND WHISPERS) Oh, fuck.Copy !req
47. Just don't look down.
Keep your eyes closed.Copy !req
48. Yeah.Copy !req
49. Now shimmy around to your left.
Yeah.Copy !req
50. Keep going. Scoot around.Copy !req
51. Keep going, keep going.Copy !req
52. - RAY: Yep. OK. Yep.
- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
53. Now take your right foot.Copy !req
54. Half a metre, there's a ledge.
Put your foot down. Half...Copy !req
55. Right foot down.
There's a ledge.Copy !req
56. OK. OK. OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
57. That's it.Copy !req
58. That's it.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.Copy !req
59. Keep going.
Keep going. Feel it?Copy !req
60. - Fuck, fuck, fuck.
There you go. There you go.Copy !req
61. OK.Copy !req
62. - Now take your left foot, right?
- (DOG BARKS)Copy !req
63. - Oh, fuck off, you creep!
- No, no! Oh!Copy !req
64. Oh, oh, fuck! Oh!Copy !req
65. - (BOTH GROAN)
- GARY: Oh, shit. Fuck.Copy !req
66. Gary?Copy !req
67. What are you doing here?Copy !req
68. Bloody perverts!Copy !req
69. I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
70. Not cool, Tat.Copy !req
71. Not cool!Copy !req
72. - TATIANA: Sorry. So crazy.
- Fucking creep.Copy !req
73. I think
I fucked me shoulder.Copy !req
74. What was that all about?Copy !req
75. Tat's got herself
a fucking girlfriend.Copy !req
76. - Well, I can see that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
77. Sorry, mate. I just needed
to know what was going on.Copy !req
78. It's over.Copy !req
79. The marriage is over.Copy !req
80. How long did it take
for you to get over Ally?Copy !req
81. Who says I have?Copy !req
82. Oh, great.Copy !req
83. (CHUCKLES)
You'll be right, mate.Copy !req
84. So, where are you staying?Copy !req
85. - Darby's.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
86. Yeah.Copy !req
87. (SIGHS) Why don't you stay
at my joint?Copy !req
88. - Nah, it's alright, mate.
- In the shed.Copy !req
89. Nah, it's alright.Copy !req
90. I spent 20 grand, mate,
doing it up.Copy !req
91. Yeah?Copy !req
92. Mate, it looks like
the fucking Taj Mahal.Copy !req
93. Huh!Copy !req
94. Go to Darby's, grab your stuff.Copy !req
95. Come over.Copy !req
96. - Yeah?
- Yeah! Bloody oath, mate!Copy !req
97. See you soon.Copy !req
98. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
99. - Thanks, mate.
- No worries.Copy !req
100. - (SIGHS)
- (CAR DOOR OPENS)Copy !req
101. - MAN: Welcome aboard.
- RAY: Thank you.Copy !req
102. Here he is!Copy !req
103. Rafael, Ray.Copy !req
104. - How you going, mate?
- I'm good, mate.Copy !req
105. - How are you?
- Yeah, good.Copy !req
106. - How you doing?
- Good to see you, yeah.Copy !req
107. - Pull up a pew.
- Thanks, mate. Cheers.Copy !req
108. - (GROANS)
- This is for you.Copy !req
109. - Oh!
- Bit extra in there for you.Copy !req
110. Oh, lovely, mate, thank you. Oh!Copy !req
111. You want a drink?Copy !req
112. Uh, scotch on the rocks,
thanks, love.Copy !req
113. - MAID: Sure.
- RAY: Thanks, love.Copy !req
114. So...Copy !req
115. ..how'd it go down?Copy !req
116. What's that?Copy !req
117. Tran.Copy !req
118. Oh, Tran.
Uh, I just napalmed him.Copy !req
119. Yeah.Copy !req
120. - What?
- Prison napalm.Copy !req
121. Oh, OK.Copy !req
122. Uh, so you get a cup.Copy !req
123. You throw some jam in it.Copy !req
124. Boiling water. Mix it up.Copy !req
125. Boom.Copy !req
126. So it sticks to the skin!Copy !req
127. - It sticks.
- RAY: Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
128. Melts all the skin off.Copy !req
129. Oh! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
130. Ohh!Copy !req
131. - Oh, that's beautiful.
- Mmm.Copy !req
132. - Wow!
- Effective, yeah.Copy !req
133. (LAUGHS) Here. Try this.Copy !req
134. - What's that, mate?
- Caviar.Copy !req
135. Yeah, I think I'll...Copy !req
136. - I think I'll pass on that.
- You don't like caviar?Copy !req
137. Uh, never... never tried it,
to be honest.Copy !req
138. You know, there's a reason
it's so expensive, bro.Copy !req
139. Why's that?Copy !req
140. Because it tastes
fuckin' delicious!Copy !req
141. - RAY: I wouldn't know, mate.
- Really?Copy !req
142. - There you go.
- Thanks, love.Copy !req
143. Mmm.Copy !req
144. Mmm!Copy !req
145. - You kidding?
- Good?Copy !req
146. Mmm! So...Copy !req
147. - I've only got a small crew.
- Yeah.Copy !req
148. - But I'm looking to upsize.
- Mmm.Copy !req
149. Would you be interested
in coming on board?Copy !req
150. Yeah, I'm not really
a join-a-crew kinda guy.Copy !req
151. - You know what I mean?
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
152. But, uh... you know,
I appreciate the offer.Copy !req
153. - Yeah.
- You know, no offence.Copy !req
154. But yeah, I'm more of a...Copy !req
155. I prefer to freelance.Copy !req
156. Fair enough.Copy !req
157. Yeah, fair enough.Copy !req
158. I might have some delivery work
for you, though, if you're keen?Copy !req
159. Mate, whatever you've got,
throw it at me.Copy !req
160. Anything you won't do?Copy !req
161. Mate, if the money's right,
I'll fucking do anything.Copy !req
162. - He'll do anything! Ooh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
163. - Whaaah! (LAUGHS)
- Yeah.Copy !req
164. Oh, mate, that's great.
He's great.Copy !req
165. Excuse me.Copy !req
166. Here, yeah, Freddy.Copy !req
167. Try that. Yep?Copy !req
168. Yep.Copy !req
169. Yep.Copy !req
170. Go on.Copy !req
171. Yep. OK. Done.Copy !req
172. - How'd you go with that?
- Yeah, loved it.Copy !req
173. Really? You liked it?Copy !req
174. - Yeah, it's delicious.
- Yeah?Copy !req
175. He didn't like it.Copy !req
176. - He hates it.
- (LAUGHS) He fucking hates it!Copy !req
177. - (BOTH LAUGH)
- I don't hate it.Copy !req
178. - I don't hate it. I like it.
- You fucking hate it!Copy !req
179. - No.
- Just admit it.Copy !req
180. - You can say you hate it, mate.
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
181. Cheers, Ray.Copy !req
182. Cheers, mate. Beauty.Copy !req
183. Good to see you, mate.Copy !req
184. Why don't you buy
some weed killer?Copy !req
185. Mmm, I like to pull them.Copy !req
186. How's Her Highness?Copy !req
187. She's good.Copy !req
188. - Mmm?
- She's got a boyfriend.Copy !req
189. A what?Copy !req
190. You don't know
what a boyfriend is?Copy !req
191. She's 12.Copy !req
192. Yeah, I know how old she is.
They don't kiss or anything.Copy !req
193. So, what's the point?Copy !req
194. Anyway, she doesn't want you
to know, so don't say anything.Copy !req
195. Uh-huh. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
196. So I booked a lane at 2.Copy !req
197. Bowling?Copy !req
198. - Yeah.
- I don't wanna go bowling.Copy !req
199. - Why not?
- I'm 12.Copy !req
200. So, what do you wanna do then?Copy !req
201. Just chill.Copy !req
202. So, what's been happening?Copy !req
203. Good.Copy !req
204. OK, let's go.Copy !req
205. - 'Bye, sweetie.
- 'Bye, Mum.Copy !req
206. - Hey, Dad?
- Yeah?Copy !req
207. How come Uncle Gary's
staying here?Copy !req
208. He split up with his wife.Copy !req
209. He got divorced?Copy !req
210. Separated.Copy !req
211. What's the difference?Copy !req
212. Um...Copy !req
213. Well, 'separated' is kinda likeCopy !req
214. you're not divorced yet,
but you don't live together.Copy !req
215. How come people get divorced,
then get married again?Copy !req
216. Um...Copy !req
217. You know, they meet
somebody else,Copy !req
218. fall in love, you know?Copy !req
219. Are you ever gonna
get married again?Copy !req
220. Yeah, if I meet
the right person, maybe.Copy !req
221. I don't know. I've never been
lucky in relationships.Copy !req
222. Why?Copy !req
223. Some people are,
some people aren't, you know?Copy !req
224. I think I'm just destined
to be on my own.Copy !req
225. I'm not gonna get married.Copy !req
226. Mmm? Well, you don't have to.Copy !req
227. I'm just gonna have
lots of boyfriends.Copy !req
228. Mmm. Do what you want.Copy !req
229. Soon as you turn 30.Copy !req
230. 30? I'm not waiting
till I'm 30. I'll be old.Copy !req
231. Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
232. 29 then.Copy !req
233. Oi!Copy !req
234. - (ALLY LAUGHS)
- Holy...Copy !req
235. (CHUCKLES) It's a baby.Copy !req
236. Well, I didn't wanna
say anythingCopy !req
237. just in case you got fat.Copy !req
238. Thanks. That's good of you.Copy !req
239. How far along are ya?Copy !req
240. Um... 18 weeks.Copy !req
241. - Wow.
- Mmm.Copy !req
242. Boy? Girl?Copy !req
243. Uh, we don't wanna know.Copy !req
244. - Fair enough, yeah.
- Did you know with Brit?Copy !req
245. Uh, well, I had to...Copy !req
246. I had to know, so...Copy !req
247. Yeah, you don't like surprises,
do you, Ray?Copy !req
248. No, certainly don't.Copy !req
249. How is Brit?Copy !req
250. Yeah, she's good.
You know, 12 going on 20.Copy !req
251. I miss that kid.Copy !req
252. Yeah, she misses you too, so...Copy !req
253. How's Brucey?Copy !req
254. Um, Brucey passed about, um,
three months after we split up.Copy !req
255. - Fuck. I...
- So, yeah.Copy !req
256. Uh... shit, um...Copy !req
257. - Sorry.
- Oh, look, no.Copy !req
258. Look, it's for the best.
I mean, you know, he was...Copy !req
259. You know, he went downhill
pretty quickCopy !req
260. and he wasn't happy.Copy !req
261. So, you know, it was...Copy !req
262. - It was for the best, I think.
- (STAMMERS SOFTLY)Copy !req
263. Yeah.Copy !req
264. So, what about you?
You... you happy?Copy !req
265. - You look happy.
- (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
266. - Um... yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
267. Yeah, no. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
268. - I'm happy.
- That's good.Copy !req
269. Are you happy?Copy !req
270. I'll get there, you know?Copy !req
271. I gotta...Copy !req
272. - Hey.
- Oh, your lift.Copy !req
273. Alright, well, good to see you.Copy !req
274. - Yeah! (LAUGHS)
- Alright.Copy !req
275. I'm glad you're happy, darling.Copy !req
276. It's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
277. Alright?Copy !req
278. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
279. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
280. - Hey.
- All good?Copy !req
281. Yep.Copy !req
282. What happened this time?Copy !req
283. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
284. What's up?Copy !req
285. (SIGHS) Not much.Copy !req
286. What's up with you?Copy !req
287. Same old shit.Copy !req
288. Who are you?Copy !req
289. I'm Adrian.Copy !req
290. TV: .. of teaching science.
Pay attention, please!Copy !req
291. Feet off the table,
please, mate.Copy !req
292. What?Copy !req
293. Feet off the table.Copy !req
294. - There's no need to panic.
- (CHARACTERS EXCLAIM ON TV)Copy !req
295. Thank you.Copy !req
296. TV: We had different stylesCopy !req
297. and my solo career was...Copy !req
298. And when he did paddle away,Copy !req
299. I sat there
holding Finlay tight.Copy !req
300. - (PHONE BUZZES, RINGS)
- We both yelled, "'Bye, Daddy."Copy !req
301. And waved to him.
"See you in New Zealand, Daddy."Copy !req
302. Hello?Copy !req
303. Mr Ray Shoesmith?Copy !req
304. Who's this?Copy !req
305. I'm calling from
Crawley Police Station.Copy !req
306. We've got your father down here.Copy !req
307. Righto. I don't really have much
to do with him, so...Copy !req
308. Well, we need a relativeCopy !req
309. to come in and pick him up,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
310. So, if you can do it,
we'd appreciate it.Copy !req
311. OK. Alright.Copy !req
312. See ya.Copy !req
313. (SIGHS) Shit.Copy !req
314. TV: I've been shivering.Copy !req
315. You've got my father in here,
apparently.Copy !req
316. A name?Copy !req
317. His name's Bill Shoesmith.Copy !req
318. Just take a seat.Copy !req
319. - Ray, is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
320. Hey. I'm Constable Rogers.Copy !req
321. - Come through.
- Oh, OK.Copy !req
322. So, what happened?Copy !req
323. Oh, not completely sure yet.Copy !req
324. The firies are still
investigating.Copy !req
325. I mean, it looks like
he's probably justCopy !req
326. left the stove on
and gone to bed.Copy !req
327. - OK.
- He's all good, though.Copy !req
328. Ambos checked him over
on the scene.Copy !req
329. - OK.
- Just through here.Copy !req
330. Bill!Copy !req
331. - Ray's here to take you home.
- Who?Copy !req
332. Your son.Copy !req
333. My son?Copy !req
334. - Yeah.
- You're my son?Copy !req
335. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
336. Same.Copy !req
337. Brucey?Copy !req
338. - Let's go.
- Alright.Copy !req
339. Just over the road there, mate.Copy !req
340. This isn't my house.Copy !req
341. No, this is my house, mate.Copy !req
342. I-I wanna go to my house.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I'm gonna
take you home tomorrow, OK?Copy !req
344. - BILL: OK.
- RAY: You're right, mate.Copy !req
345. - GARY: How'd you go?
- RAY: Oh, alright.Copy !req
346. Do you remember Gary?Copy !req
347. Are you my son too?Copy !req
348. Nah. But I can be if you want.Copy !req
349. (LAUGHS) Good lad.Copy !req
350. Sense of humour. I like that.Copy !req
351. - You wanna sit down?
- Yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
352. Thanks.Copy !req
353. - You right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
354. - You want some food?
- No, no. I'm good, thanks, mate.Copy !req
355. You know, the coppers
gave me some Macca's.Copy !req
356. I can't remember the last time
I had Macca's.Copy !req
357. It was alright, though.Copy !req
358. - Uh, what was your name again?
- Gary.Copy !req
359. Gary.Copy !req
360. Gary.Copy !req
361. You wanna watch a bit of telly
or something?Copy !req
362. - Yeah, sure.
- Yeah? Alright.Copy !req
363. That's how you change
the channel.Copy !req
364. - That's the volume.
- Yeah.Copy !req
365. - Alright?
- Yeah.Copy !req
366. Oh.Copy !req
367. TV: Way back in 1975...Copy !req
368. Yeah.Copy !req
369. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
370. Right on the buzzer.
Timed in just in time.Copy !req
371. I'll have to call
Social Services.Copy !req
372. They'll have to come
and get him.Copy !req
373. Just put him in the shed.
I'll go back to Darby's.Copy !req
374. No way, mate. He's going.Copy !req
375. Mate, I know you guys
had your differencesCopy !req
376. over the years, but...Copy !req
377. .. he's your old man.Copy !req
378. But I can't look after him.Copy !req
379. He set his bloody apartment
on fire. You know what I mean?Copy !req
380. He needs somebody that can...Copy !req
381. ..watch him 24 hours a day.Copy !req
382. You know?Copy !req
383. I... I can't...
I can't do that, you know?Copy !req
384. - Yeah, fair enough.
- Yes, well done.Copy !req
385. Anyway, not my problem.Copy !req
386. What kind of girl
did Madonna call herself?Copy !req
387. Drop the...Copy !req
388. Mate, you scared
the fucking shit out of me!Copy !req
389. Did you leave
the front door open?Copy !req
390. No.Copy !req
391. Old man's gone walkabout.Copy !req
392. Let's go get him.Copy !req
393. You wanna go that way, mate?Copy !req
394. - I'll...
- Yeah, alright.Copy !req
395. Hey, mate.
Mate, what are you doing?Copy !req
396. I'm burning up. I'm burning up!Copy !req
397. I just wanna go home.Copy !req
398. Alright, mate.
I'll get you home, OK?Copy !req
399. - OK.
- Alright.Copy !req
400. Gonna chuck this shirt
on you, mate, OK?Copy !req
401. Can't have you walking
around the neighbourhoodCopy !req
402. in your... in your birthday suit,
alright?Copy !req
403. There you go, mate.
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
404. - Bit hot, were you?
- BILL: Yeah.Copy !req