1. - ADAM: Don't get an Audi.
- RAY: Why not?
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2. Mate, Audi drivers.
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3. No good?
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4. The worst fucking drivers
on the road.
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5. I thought Mercedes drivers
were the worst drivers.
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6. Nah, Mercedes drivers
number two.
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7. - Yeah?
- Audi, number one worst.
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8. Oh.
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9. I reckon the thing is
with Audis,
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10. like, don't get me wrong,
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11. they're great cars,
they're luxury cars,
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12. but they're actually
not that expensive.
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13. So I think the people
who buy them,
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14. they actually want a beemer
or a Mercedes
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15. but they can't afford them.
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16. Yeah.
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17. But they still want people
to think they've got money
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18. 'cause, you know, they're
arseholes, so they get the Audi.
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19. Ah, I got you.
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20. So if I buy one,
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21. does that mean I'm an arsehole?
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22. - Hey.
- What's going on?
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23. Same old shit. You good?
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24. Good as you can be
in this place, eh.
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25. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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26. Oh, this is Adam.
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27. - Hey.
- Hey.
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28. Look, I gotta go shower,
but, um, you know, we'll talk.
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29. - Oh, yeah. Catch you later.
- See you later, alright?
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30. - See you, champ.
- What'd you call me?
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31. - What?
- You heard.
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32. Uh, you can't say that word,
mate.
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33. - Why?
- It's just not a good word.
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34. Yeah, OK. Sorry.
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35. He's just a newbie, mate.
No offence.
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36. What the fuck?
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37. - 'Champ' means 'cocksucker'.
- Oh, fuck off.
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38. How the fuck am I supposed
to know that?
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39. Well, you know now, don't you?
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40. - RAY: Thanks, mate. Cheers.
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41. - How are you?
- I'm good.
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42. - How's the club?
- Yeah, good. Yeah.
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43. Fuckin' sweet, I've never
visited anyone inside before.
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44. Me neither.
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45. You got a good lawyer?
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46. Yeah, I think he's pretty good.
But he's fucking exy.
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47. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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48. Anything I can do?
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49. Uh, I got a mate
looking into it,
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50. so, uh, see what happens.
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51. - But I appreciate it.
- OK.
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52. How's your kid?
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53. Yeah, she's good.
She's, uh, growing up.
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54. - Yeah. How old is she now?
- 12.
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55. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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56. She's at that stage, uh,
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57. she just wants to hang out
with her friends and that
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58. and, uh, yeah,
feel a bit left out but...
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59. Yeah, mate, I hear you,
but don't take it personally.
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60. - It's how kids are built.
- Mmm.
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61. You know, they need you,
which is great,
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62. and then one day they don't.
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63. And it's, uh...
it's hard in a way,
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64. but, uh, they come back.
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65. Yeah.
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66. Hey, uh...
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67. ..I got a job for you
if you're interested.
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68. Yeah, well, I'm gonna be in here
for a while, mate, so...
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69. Yeah, no, the job's in here.
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70. What's that?
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71. The... the job's
in here.
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72. Ah. OK. Um...
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73. It's a guy called Johnny Tran.
You know him?
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74. Nuh.
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75. It's... it's not for me.
It's for a guy I know.
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76. And what's the job?
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77. The guy's being
a bit of a dickhead,
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78. so, you know,
just fuck him up a bit.
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79. Nothing permanent.
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80. - How much?
- 10.
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81. What do you reckon?
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82. Yeah.
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83. Alright.
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84. Yeah.
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85. How's the food been?
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86. That good?
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87. - What's your problem, huh?
- Nothing.
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88. - What did you fucking say?
- Harris.
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89. Yeah, you'll keep.
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90. Reckon he'll do something?
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91. Probably.
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92. What do I do?
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93. Get in first.
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94. - Hit him?
- Mm-hm.
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95. No, I can't.
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96. Oh, well,
maybe he'll leave you alone.
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97. You don't think he will, though?
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98. Nuh.
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99. That's fucked.
I mean, I didn't even...
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100. How am I supposed to know that
you can't say fuckin' 'champ'?
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101. He don't hear much, so, uh,
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102. you better do something
about him.
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103. Mate, I can't fight.
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104. Mate, most fucking guys
in here can't fight.
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105. Alright? They're just bullies.
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106. You know, looking for people who
can't stand up for themselves.
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107. So if you don't stand up
and do something about it,
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108. you're gonna have half the
pricks in here after you.
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109. Well, I don't want that.
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110. But have you seen
the fucking size of the guy?
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111. Doesn't matter.
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112. - Doesn't matter?
- Nuh.
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113. OK, then why do they have
weight limits in the UFC?
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114. Mate, doesn't matter
how big he is,
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115. doesn't matter how big you are,
right?
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116. In a real fucking fight,
the only thing that matters
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117. is the size of this thing here.
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118. Yeah, well, mine's a little bit
on the small side.
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119. - What is?
- My heart.
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120. - Well, you're fucked, then.
- Thanks.
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121. Sorry, mate. Cheers, brother.
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122. - Call your daughter?
- Yeah.
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123. - Is she good?
- Yeah, she's pretty good.
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124. - Called yours?
- No, mate. Not yet.
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125. Sss!
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126. Shit! What the fuck?
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127. What are you doing?
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128. Meditating.
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129. Why do you do that?
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130. Helps me relax.
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131. - Fair enough.
- Yeah.
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132. I used to have, um,
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133. really bad anxiety and shit,
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134. so I've been doing it
for a couple of years now.
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135. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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136. - You never meditated?
- Nuh.
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137. You should give it a crack.
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138. Yeah, I don't have anxiety.
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139. Well, you don't need to have
anxiety to do it.
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140. So how do you do it?
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141. Uh...
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142. OK, so you focus on
your breathing...
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143. Yeah.
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144. .. and you count your breaths.
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145. And so, basically
it's every time you breathe out,
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146. you count.
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147. So from one through till 10,
yeah, then back to one again.
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148. - Keep going.
- Alright.
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149. Ahh.
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150. So, how long do I do it for?
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151. Well, as long as you want.
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152. It's a bit boring.
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153. That's OK.
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154. When you first start out, so it
takes a while to relax into it.
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155. But, um...
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156. Uh, Ray,
can I ask you something?
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157. Mm-hm.
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158. Why'd you throw the hot water
in that guy's face?
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159. Oh, it was business.
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160. - What do you mean?
- Oh, it was a job.
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161. Someone paid you to do it?
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162. Uh-huh.
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163. Why?
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164. He pissed somebody off.
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165. That's it?
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166. It's enough.
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167. No offence, but that's pretty...
It's pretty fucked up.
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168. Yeah, that's the way
it is in here, mate, you know?
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169. You go around pissing people
off, there's consequences.
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170. I just don't think violence is
the answer, you know?
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171. Yeah.
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172. Sometimes it is.
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173. Yeah, I don't know.
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174. Maybe I'm just a pacifist,
you know?
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175. Nah, you're just scared.
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176. Matty, customer.
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177. Can I help you?
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178. - Are you Matty?
- Yeah.
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179. Just come to get a quote, mate.
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180. Yeah.
What kind of vehicle you got?
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181. What happened to your eye?
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182. Some fucking idiot king-hit me.
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183. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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184. What happened?
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185. - Oh, I was crossing the road...
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186. .. some jerk-off comes tearing
along, doesn't even slow down.
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187. I nearly go over
the fucking hood.
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188. - That's pretty fucked.
- Yeah.
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189. And then the prick gets out,
blames me.
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190. Next minute just...
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191. Mmm.
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192. So, when you crossed the road,
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193. was it, like,
a... a pedestrian crossing?
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194. Yeah.
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195. So there were white stripes
painted on the road,
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196. there was signs up and shit?
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197. Yeah.
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198. That's funny, Matty,
'cause I went down there today
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199. and I didn't see
any fucking pedestrian crossing.
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200. Well, how would you know?
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201. I didn't tell you
where it happened.
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202. Let's go for a drive, eh?
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203. Fuck off.
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204. I can't hear him. I think we
should freeze just in case.
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205. - Change it back.
- No.
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206. - I'm fucking watching that.
- Do I look like I care?
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207. - Give me the fucking remote.
- No.
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208. - Give me that.
- What...
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209. - Hey!
- Fucking dickhead.
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210. Good on you.
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211. Change the fucking channel.
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212. - Hey, cunt.
- Oh, fuck!
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213. Ugh!
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214. We've got
an inmate down in...
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215. - Come on, get out. Get out.
- Ah!
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216. Get out.
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217. No. Nah. No!
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218. - Come here.
- Please, please.
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219. I'll drop the charges.
I'll drop the charges.
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220. Please, please, please, please.
Oh!
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221. - Please! I've got money.
- Shut up!
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222. Please! I'll drop the charges.
I've got money.
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223. - Shut up.
- I'll give you anything.
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224. Please, please! Please.
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225. I'm sorry.
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226. - You're comfy there?
- Please, please.
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227. - You gonna drop the charges?
- Yes! I'll fucking drop them.
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228. That's good.
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229. But just so you know,
if you don't...
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230. You see this face?
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231. That will be the last thing
you ever fucking see.
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232. You understand that?
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233. - Yes?
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234. Yes.
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235. Stop fucking crying.
It's embarrassing.
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236. All dressed,
ready to hit the town?
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237. Yeah, mate. Yeah.
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238. OK.
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239. - Cheers.
- Mobile phone.
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240. - Tobacco and lighter.
- Yep.
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241. Pair of sunnies.
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242. And a little bit of cash
to get you started.
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243. Thanks, mate. Cheers.
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244. Let's get over the gate
and we'll get you out of here.
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245. Sure, mate.
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246. Discharge for Shoesmith.
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247. - Shoesmith, time to go.
- There you go, Ray.
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248. - Yeah.
- See you next time.
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249. - Hope not.
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250. - Hey.
- Hi.
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251. Brit's in the loo.
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252. Ah.
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253. She's been acting a bit weird
lately. Just a heads-up.
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254. What do you mean?
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255. You know, she won't talk,
but something is up.
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256. - How are you, sweetheart?
- Hi.
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257. - Hmm.
- Mmm. OK.
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258. 'Bye.
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259. - RAY: So, what's the goss?
- No goss.
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260. No goss.
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261. Is your little mate
gonna come over and stay?
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262. No.
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263. How come?
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264. 'Cause her parents
won't let her.
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265. Oh.
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266. Why not?
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267. 'Cause you're a criminal.
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268. What?
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269. I know you went to jail.
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270. Who told you?
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271. Doesn't matter who told me.
Why were you in jail?
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272. Um...
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273. I had a, uh, situation
with a guy.
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274. What do you mean, a situation?
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275. Well,
I was driving down the road
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276. and these two guys just decided
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277. that they were gonna cross
in front of the car
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278. while I was driving.
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279. So, I... you know, I have to veer
to get around them, right,
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280. otherwise I'm gonna
run 'em over.
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281. As I go past them,
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282. one of the guys slapped
the side mirror on the car,
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283. so I pulled over and I'm like,
"Mate, what's the problem?"
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284. I'm trying to figure out
what this guy's so angry about.
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285. You know, before I know it,
the guy's swinging at me,
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286. trying to, you know,
punch me in the face.
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287. I'm like, you know...
I gotta defend myself.
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288. Like, I'm not gonna get
my head punched in,
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289. so I hit him and, you know,
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290. the cops were there,
unfortunately, pretty close
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291. and they saw me hit him
and so they put me in remand.
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292. What's remand?
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293. Remand is, um...
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294. That's the place
where they put you
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295. when they're trying to
figure out
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296. whether you've done
the wrong thing or not, right?
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297. So, I didn't go to court,
I wasn't convicted,
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298. I wasn't found guilty.
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299. They just put me in there
so they could investigate
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300. and found out what happened,
alright?
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301. So, police investigated,
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302. they found out that
I didn't start the fight,
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303. it was the other guy
trying to hit me
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304. and that I was just trying to
defend myself,
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305. so they released me out of jail.
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306. Why did you lie?
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307. 'Cause I didn't wanna
worry you.
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308. Yeah, but you shouldn't lie.
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309. I know.
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310. I should have told you.
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311. And I'm sorry that I didn't,
you know.
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312. - OK?
- Whatever.
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313. I am actually really sorry
that I...
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314. You're just sorry
that I found out.
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315. You wouldn't like it
if I lied to you.
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316. Fair enough.
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317. - How you going?
- Good, thanks.
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318. - I'm Brittany's dad.
- Oh.
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319. Um, Brit said that,
um, you know, uh,
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320. Romy didn't wanna... you didn't
want her to come and stay
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321. 'cause you'd heard
I'd been in jail.
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322. Oh, yeah. Well, look, we just...
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323. You know, that was just
something that I'd heard, so...
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324. Yeah. Look, no, I mean, I'm not
upset about it or anything.
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325. But it's just I wanted to come
round and explain to you
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326. 'cause it's kinda like
everybody's kind of talking
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327. and... and, um...
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328. So, basically
what happened was, um,
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329. it was kind of like
a road rage sort of incident.
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330. Um, I defended myself, um,
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331. and, unfortunately, the other
guy came off worse for wear,
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332. you know what I mean, so he
pressed charges against me.
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333. Oh.
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334. Yeah. So...
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335. Um, but, you know,
the cops investigated
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336. and they found out
that I wasn't at fault,
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337. and, um, yeah, so they dismissed
all the charges
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338. and, you know...
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339. Well, I'm sorry.
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340. And... and you're right about
everyone talking.
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341. Yeah.
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342. - So...
- OK, great.
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343. Well, thank you for explaining.
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344. Yeah, look, so, you know,
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345. Brit's still keen to,
you know, have Romy stay over.
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346. - So if you wanna...
- She'd love to come and stay.
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347. Awesome.
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348. But we've, um... we've gotta go
and see her grandmother,
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349. who's really not very well
at the moment, so...
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350. - Oh. Now?
- Yeah.
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351. - That's no good.
- Yeah. Thank you.
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352. - Alright.
- But, mmm, another time maybe.
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353. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah.
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354. Great.
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355. - OK.
- OK.
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356. So...
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357. Uh, she's gotta go see
her grandma.
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358. Uh... because she's sick,
apparently.
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359. So...
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360. Whatever.
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361. ♪ I was lying in bed
Was almost fast asleep
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