1. - You all right?
Yup.Copy !req
2. Mm.Copy !req
3. Um...
- Which way?Copy !req
4. It's down here.Copy !req
5. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
6. Can you see?Copy !req
7. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
8. - Oh, yeah.
- So if you just pop in.Copy !req
9. - Just pop in.
- Yeah.Copy !req
10. Out.Copy !req
11. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
12. - You don't know.
- Hydrated something.Copy !req
13. Hey, Brittany. Britt.Copy !req
14. Shh.Copy !req
15. Okay.Copy !req
16. - See it?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
17. All right, you want to go on in?Copy !req
18. Come on.Copy !req
19. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
20. Isn't she gorgeous?Copy !req
21. - Yeah.
- She's beautiful.Copy !req
22. Look at these colors
in her mane— they're amazing.Copy !req
23. Dad, come on.Copy !req
24. - You gonna come on?
- No, uh, you go.Copy !req
25. - She's so soft.
- Yeah.Copy !req
26. Can we take her home?Copy !req
27. I don't think
she'll fit in the car, love.Copy !req
28. Put that down.Copy !req
29. Dad, look.
It's unicorn poo.Copy !req
30. Dirty.Copy !req
31. All right,
better get going, love.Copy !req
32. - So...
- But I want to stay.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I know, but we'll...Copy !req
34. - we'll come back another day, all right?
- Okay.Copy !req
35. Bye.Copy !req
36. I will never forget you.Copy !req
37. Let's go, eh?Copy !req
38. - Look.Copy !req
39. - Oh, that's cool.
- Wow.Copy !req
40. - Beauty.
You want a hand?Copy !req
41. Yeah.Copy !req
42. - Just watch it...
- I'm okay.Copy !req
43. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
44. - You got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
45. Hey.Copy !req
46. Hey.Copy !req
47. Good girl. Good girl.Copy !req
48. Yeah, good girl. Good girl.Copy !req
49. You want
to get this horn off, eh?Copy !req
50. Let me. Come on.Copy !req
51. There you go.
There you go.Copy !req
52. Oh. Fuck.Copy !req
53. How ya going?Copy !req
54. Can we have a word outside?Copy !req
55. Sure.Copy !req
56. What's up?Copy !req
57. Brit said you had
the sex talk with her?Copy !req
58. Yup.Copy !req
59. Look, I'm not having a go
at you, but don't you thinkCopy !req
60. it's important that
if you're gonna have those kindCopy !req
61. of conversations with her, you
at least flag it with me first?Copy !req
62. Well, I couldn't
flag it with youCopy !req
63. 'cause she caught us
having sex.Copy !req
64. Oh.Copy !req
65. Where were you having sex?Copy !req
66. - Does it matter?
- No,Copy !req
67. - just...
- What, do you think we're having sexCopy !req
68. - in front of her or something?
- No.Copy !req
69. - I just... It's just...Copy !req
70. Hi.Copy !req
71. - Hello.
- Are we going bowling?Copy !req
72. Are we going bowling?
Um...Copy !req
73. I don't know. I don't know if
I'm allowed to take you bowling.Copy !req
74. - You better ask your mum.
- Mum, can we go bowling?Copy !req
75. Of course
you can go bowling, sweetie.Copy !req
76. - Cool.
- Awesome.Copy !req
77. Nice. Nice.Copy !req
78. Oh, no.Copy !req
79. Still got a fair shake.Copy !req
80. - I'm gonna win still.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
81. - Yes, I am.
- No, I got a key in there.Copy !req
82. No, I'm gonna win.Copy !req
83. No, I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna focus now.Copy !req
84. No!Copy !req
85. Now you have... 40 points.Copy !req
86. 40. I'm catching up.Copy !req
87. - It's fucked.Copy !req
88. I spent an hour this morning
going from place to place,Copy !req
89. just trying
to find a normal breakfast.Copy !req
90. What happened
to bacon and eggs on toast?Copy !req
91. - Mm.
- Spin me.Copy !req
92. And now it's all fuckin'Copy !req
93. smashed avo on a brioche
of quail eggsCopy !req
94. served up by some Pilate...Copy !req
95. weekend Pilates instructorCopy !req
96. man-bun ponce named Tristan
who wantsCopy !req
97. to give you a lecture
about fuckin' gluten-free and...Copy !req
98. Faster, faster!Copy !req
99. - I gave up, man.
- Mm.Copy !req
100. So you're living
in Bondi now, eh?Copy !req
101. No, I just brought Maddy over
to the beach.Copy !req
102. I'm in Maroubra.Copy !req
103. On your own?Copy !req
104. Me and Zoey split up.Copy !req
105. When did this happen?Copy !req
106. - Early March.
- Thanks for telling me.Copy !req
107. You don't want to hear
about that shit, mate.Copy !req
108. So, you working?Copy !req
109. Brittany!Copy !req
110. - Do you want me to spin you?
- How come?Copy !req
111. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
112. You got to do something, man.Copy !req
113. Can I have a drink, Dad?Copy !req
114. - Sure, Mads. What do you want?
- Lemonade.Copy !req
115. Lemonade?
What do you say?Copy !req
116. Please?Copy !req
117. Please, Dad,
'cause you are the best daddyCopy !req
118. in the universe.Copy !req
119. Please, Dad,
because you are the best dadCopy !req
120. in the universe.Copy !req
121. - Huh?
- Well-trained. Well done. Mm.Copy !req
122. Brittany!
Other way.Copy !req
123. - What?
- What's that smell?Copy !req
124. What smell?Copy !req
125. - The cigarette smell.
- Don't know.Copy !req
126. Must be one of the neighbors.Copy !req
127. Mum says you smoke.Copy !req
128. Yeah, I used to smoke.Copy !req
129. But not anymore?Copy !req
130. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
131. Pinky swear?Copy !req
132. I'm not gonna pinky swear.Copy !req
133. Look, I s...
You know...Copy !req
134. - I have one occasionally, all right?
- Why did you lie?Copy !req
135. 'Cause I don't want you knowing
that I smoke.Copy !req
136. - Why?
- 'Cause I don't want youCopy !req
137. thinking it's okay to smoke,Copy !req
138. and then, one day,
you start smoking.Copy !req
139. No way. Smoking's bad for you.
It gives you cancer.Copy !req
140. - I'm not stupid.
- Yeah, well, I didn't say you were stupid.Copy !req
141. Well, I don't want you
to get cancer.Copy !req
142. Well, I don't want
to get cancer, either.Copy !req
143. - Then why don't you stop, then?
- 'Cause it's notCopy !req
144. bloody easy to quit.Copy !req
145. It's...Copy !req
146. addictive.Copy !req
147. Why?Copy !req
148. Well, you got this... there's
this stuff called nicotine.Copy !req
149. Now, that's a chemical,
all right?Copy !req
150. And that's in
the cigarettes, right?Copy !req
151. So when you smoke it, you get
used to getting that nicotine.Copy !req
152. So when you stop,
the receptors in your brainCopy !req
153. don't get the nicotine anymore,
and they start screaming out,Copy !req
154. and it makes you go crazy.Copy !req
155. Well, will you stop for me?Copy !req
156. - Please?Copy !req
157. All right.Copy !req
158. Promise?Copy !req
159. Look,Copy !req
160. I promise you
I'll try to quit, okay?Copy !req
161. I can't guarantee 100%
that I can do it,Copy !req
162. but I'll try, okay?Copy !req
163. Well, you need to try
really, really hard.Copy !req
164. Okay. I promiseCopy !req
165. I'll try really hard, okay?Copy !req
166. - Okay.
- Ah.Copy !req
167. Happy now?Copy !req
168. - Yes.
- Good.Copy !req
169. Clean your room up?Copy !req
170. - No, it's Christmas.
- You don't clean your room up,Copy !req
171. - Santa won't give you any presents.
- You told meCopy !req
172. - Santa's not real.
- Yeah, well, I won't give youCopy !req
173. any presents if you don't
clean your bloody room.Copy !req
174. - How does that sound?
Fine.Copy !req
175. Mm-hmm.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
176. No, no. That one.Copy !req
177. Yeah.Copy !req
178. Who's that from, Britt?Copy !req
179. - From Uncle Bruce.
- Okay.Copy !req
180. Mm.Copy !req
181. Oh, cool. Thanks.Copy !req
182. Is that all right?Copy !req
183. Yeah, it's great.Copy !req
184. You're welcome, beautiful.Copy !req
185. Do you want your present now?Copy !req
186. - You got me a present?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
187. Sure.Copy !req
188. Are you ready?Copy !req
189. - Yeah.
- Tell Uncle BruceCopy !req
190. what your present is, Britt.Copy !req
191. Oh. Um, I wrote you some jokes.Copy !req
192. You wrote some jokes?Copy !req
193. - Mm-hmm.
- Tell him what you want to beCopy !req
194. - when you grow up.
- A stand-up comedian.Copy !req
195. A stand-up comedian?
Wow.Copy !req
196. When did this happen?Copy !req
197. Oh, this is just what she wants
to be this week, mate.Copy !req
198. It'll, uh...
it'll change next week.Copy !req
199. All right.Copy !req
200. Go for it, Britt.Copy !req
201. What's brown and sticky?Copy !req
202. I don't know. What?Copy !req
203. A stick.Copy !req
204. Oh.Copy !req
205. Oh. Very good.Copy !req
206. Why did the chicken
cross the road?Copy !req
207. I don't know. Why did
the chicken cross the road?Copy !req
208. Why are you asking me?
I asked you.Copy !req
209. Eh?Copy !req
210. Don't look at me, man.Copy !req
211. Very good.Copy !req
212. - Knock, knock.
- Who's there?Copy !req
213. Interrupting cow.Copy !req
214. Interrup...Copy !req
215. - Moo.
- Ah.Copy !req
216. - You got me. Very good.Copy !req
217. - Very good. Bravo.
- Okay.Copy !req
218. Very...
Thank you, beautiful.Copy !req
219. Mm.Copy !req
220. What'd you get me, man?Copy !req
221. - You?
- Mm.Copy !req
222. Oh...Copy !req
223. Here we go.Copy !req
224. Oh, you got me one of those.Copy !req
225. - Yeah.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
226. Oh, I got you...
I-I got you something,Copy !req
227. but I got you two of 'em.Copy !req
228. - Oh. Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
229. Is that for Ally?Copy !req
230. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
231. What did you get her?Copy !req
232. I made her a necklace.Copy !req
233. - You made it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. She will love that.Copy !req
235. - Um, you got all your stuff?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
236. - Hey, mate, you sure you don't want to come?
- No, mate.Copy !req
237. I'm good.Copy !req
238. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
239. Television.Copy !req
240. All right.
Okay.Copy !req
241. Come on, boogaloo.Copy !req
242. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
243. You look beautiful.Copy !req
244. - Thanks, mate.
- Thanks.Copy !req
245. - Not you.
- Oh.Copy !req
246. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
247. - Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, mate.Copy !req
248. - See you in a bit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
249. 32.Copy !req
250. Ah.Copy !req
251. Want to ring that bell, love?Copy !req
252. Nice house, huh?Copy !req
253. Eh?Copy !req
254. Hi!
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
255. Hi, darling.
Oh.Copy !req
256. Oh!
You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
257. Thank you.
Come in, come in, come in.Copy !req
258. - Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.Copy !req
259. - So, that... Oh.Copy !req
260. Here we go.Copy !req
261. - What's your mum's name again?
- Sally.Copy !req
262. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
263. - Merry Christmas.
- Mum, this is Brittany.Copy !req
264. - This is Ray.
- How you doing?Copy !req
265. - How you doing, Ray?
- Um... Oh, here.Copy !req
266. - Hang on.
- Merry Christmas. Welcome.Copy !req
267. Merry Chr... Yeah,
merry Christmas to you, too.Copy !req
268. - Nice house.
- Oh.Copy !req
269. - Thank you very much.
- Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
270. - Did you want a sparkling apple juice?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
271. Yes. And can I open this now,
please?Copy !req
272. - Yes.
- You sure?Copy !req
273. - Uh-huh.
- Okay.Copy !req
274. Would you like a beer?Copy !req
275. - Wine?
- Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great, yeah.Copy !req
276. Come on outside.Copy !req
277. - Okay. Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
278. This is where it's all happening.Copy !req
279. So, what do you get
if you cross a skeletonCopy !req
280. with a famous detective?Copy !req
281. What, Dad?Copy !req
282. Sherlock Bones.Copy !req
283. - Oh, come on. No.Copy !req
284. I liked the sausage one better.
Here you go, Mum.Copy !req
285. Thanks, love.Copy !req
286. Terrible. I'm sorry.Copy !req
287. Genius. Genius.
That is a cracker.Copy !req
288. Are you okay?Copy !req
289. I need a smoke.Copy !req
290. - Well, go have one.
- Can't.Copy !req
291. Promised Britt I'd give up.Copy !req
292. On Christmas Day?Copy !req
293. Jesus H.Copy !req
294. - Mm.
- Mm.Copy !req
295. Okay. Good.Copy !req
296. Hey, Ray,Copy !req
297. ever played Secret Santa before?Copy !req
298. - No, mate.
- Oh, mate,Copy !req
299. you are in for the time
of your life.Copy !req
300. Okay, the way it works:
there's 12 of us in here—Copy !req
301. there's all
the little cards in hereCopy !req
302. - with numbers on 'em, one to 12.
We all know how to play, Dad.Copy !req
303. Everybody takes a number.
Come on, Troy.Copy !req
304. - Come on in, mate. You grab a number there.
- Oh, sorry, Pop.Copy !req
305. Okay, now, what's gonna
happen is thatCopy !req
306. whoever draws number one,Copy !req
307. they get to go up there first.Copy !req
308. - There you go, T-Roy.
- Thanks, Pops.Copy !req
309. Number two, they follow 'em upCopy !req
310. and they get to pick
a present as well.Copy !req
311. Now, here's where
it gets interesting.Copy !req
312. If they don't like
their present,Copy !req
313. - they can swap it with number one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
314. - Which means number 12Copy !req
315. is the best place to be, okay?
Because you get to pickCopy !req
316. - from all the other presents at the end.
Okay.Copy !req
317. And here's me.
I got number four.Copy !req
318. - Who's number one?
- Aw, that's m... I have it again.Copy !req
319. Same as last year.Copy !req
320. - Every year. Loser.Copy !req
321. Oh, Dad! Okay.Copy !req
322. - Can I check what they all-all are?
Just-just—Copy !req
323. - Don't shake too hard. Some are breakable.
Biscuits.Copy !req
324. - Can I...
- Biscuits.Copy !req
325. Come on, sis.
All right,Copy !req
326. I'll go for the thin one. Okay.Copy !req
327. Fish bowl, for sure.
I'm guessing a book.Copy !req
328. What have we got? We've got...Copy !req
329. - Ah. How to Insult People in 50 Languages.
- What is it?Copy !req
330. - How useful.
Oh, that's perfect for you, love.Copy !req
331. What do you want to do, Zo—
do you want to swap it?Copy !req
332. Aw!Copy !req
333. Not just one— two!Copy !req
334. You got a good one?
- Yeah.Copy !req
335. Oh!Copy !req
336. Oh!Copy !req
337. She-Ra!Copy !req
338. Dinos.Copy !req
339. Dino molds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, yeah.Copy !req
340. - I'm gonna have to swap. Sorry. Sorry.
- Oh!Copy !req
341. And lucky last, number 12...Copy !req
342. is Trent.Copy !req
343. - Come on up here, son.
You're the worst.Copy !req
344. Come on.
- Sounds broken.Copy !req
345. Is that the—
is that the "shake gently" one?Copy !req
346. - That's the "shake gently" one.
- That's-that's...Copy !req
347. Bet you it's teacups.
I bet you it's teacups.Copy !req
348. Yeah, bet you it's teacups.Copy !req
349. - Ah, see, I told you.
Ah, the couple together.Copy !req
350. See, they even look like the two
of you. That's perfect.Copy !req
351. Thanks, sis.Copy !req
352. Dino mold. You'll love that.
Take these.Copy !req
353. - Well, Dad, those-those do look good.Copy !req
354. He's going for the headphones.
You want... Take these.Copy !req
355. But I think I like
what's in the box.Copy !req
356. - Oh, you're not.
Trent.Copy !req
357. Trent.
- Come on.Copy !req
358. Oh, my God.Copy !req
359. What is wrong with him?Copy !req
360. - She's just a little kid.
What?Copy !req
361. - Hey, it's the rules.
- She's a kid, man. Dude.Copy !req
362. - Really?
I want the unicorn.Copy !req
363. What are you gonna do
with a unicorn?Copy !req
364. - I don't know yet.
All right, everybody.Copy !req
365. Let's, um... l-let's, uh,Copy !req
366. - clean the place up, pick up all the papers.
- All right.Copy !req
367. Then we'll go and have a drink
outside.Copy !req
368. - What do you say?Copy !req
369. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Grab a bag,Copy !req
370. - and we'll put it all in here.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
371. Good on ya, Robbie.
Rob, have you been chewing yours?Copy !req
372. How's it going, dude?Copy !req
373. Yeah, good.Copy !req
374. Smoke?Copy !req
375. Nah, I gave up.Copy !req
376. Yeah, I should.Copy !req
377. Yeah, you should.Copy !req
378. Hey, you know that, uh...
that unicorn candle?Copy !req
379. - Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Is there any chance
you can give it back?Copy !req
381. Why?Copy !req
382. Well, me daughter, she's...Copy !req
383. kind of obsessed with unicorns
at the moment.Copy !req
384. - Yeah.
- And, uh, you know,Copy !req
385. I was hoping maybe, you know,
you can give it backCopy !req
386. and, you know, I'll, uh,Copy !req
387. throw you 100 bucks
or something.Copy !req
388. You trying to bribe me
to give your daughterCopy !req
389. - the unicorn candle?
- I wouldn't say I'm bribing you.Copy !req
390. More like I'm...Copy !req
391. asking you a favor, you know?Copy !req
392. And if you can do it...Copy !req
393. I'll show a bit of gratitudeCopy !req
394. and throw you some cash.Copy !req
395. Do I look like I need the money?Copy !req
396. I don't think you look
like you need the money.Copy !req
397. You know how much I make
in a year?Copy !req
398. Why-why are you
being a dickhead?Copy !req
399. Yeah, I think one of us
is being a dickhead.Copy !req
400. Why the fuck
would you take a presentCopy !req
401. off a little kid?Copy !req
402. You're a grown man.
What the fuck do you wantCopy !req
403. with a fuckin' girly candle?Copy !req
404. Eh, 'cause it's kitchy.Copy !req
405. It's kitchy?Copy !req
406. Yeah. Kitchy.Copy !req
407. Aha.Copy !req
408. - Trent, just... I know.
- Mum?Copy !req
409. Careful, Mum, careful.Copy !req
410. Okay.
Dad, can you get a t...Copy !req
411. Hey, Dad?Copy !req
412. What happened
with Ally's brother?Copy !req
413. I think he tripped over or...Copy !req
414. he had a bit much to drink.Copy !req
415. So he was drunk?Copy !req
416. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
417. How come you took
the candle off him?Copy !req
418. Oh, he didn't
really want it, so...Copy !req
419. Should I give him
my present, then?Copy !req
420. No, you keep it.Copy !req
421. All right, love.
Kiss, kiss.Copy !req
422. Mwah.Copy !req
423. All right.Copy !req
424. - See you.
- Bye.Copy !req
425. Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
426. - How was it?
- Good.Copy !req
427. - You have fun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
428. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. I'm not making excuses, but...Copy !req
431. Britt caught me smoking
this morning,Copy !req
432. and, um, she made me promiseCopy !req
433. to give up, and I
hadn't smoked all day, and...Copy !req
434. You know?Copy !req
435. Fair enough.Copy !req
436. You okay?Copy !req
437. No.Copy !req
438. Yeah.Copy !req
439. Fair enough.Copy !req
440. What about your bro?
How's...Copy !req
441. Is he all right?Copy !req
442. How do you think?Copy !req
443. Mm.Copy !req
444. So, you know that guy
that I was engaged to, yeah?Copy !req
445. I ended that.Copy !req
446. We were together for...Copy !req
447. uh, three years.Copy !req
448. He had demons, like you.Copy !req
449. He used to lash out
and smash thingsCopy !req
450. and punch walls.Copy !req
451. And then one day
he started on me.Copy !req
452. Then he apologized
and told me that he loved me,Copy !req
453. and... I forgave him.Copy !req
454. And then a few weeks later,
he, um...Copy !req
455. slapped me.Copy !req
456. After that, he kicked me,
punched me...Copy !req
457. And every time, you know,
he'd say, uh...Copy !req
458. "I'm sorry."Copy !req
459. And told me that he loved me.Copy !req
460. "I'm sorry."Copy !req
461. And he's-he's not a bad person.
I used to tell myself thatCopy !req
462. all the time.Copy !req
463. He's just...
He's damaged, and...Copy !req
464. I thought that I could save him.Copy !req
465. And I tried, I really...Copy !req
466. I really tried.Copy !req
467. - But I couldn't.
- Mm.Copy !req
468. There's a darkness in you.Copy !req
469. And I think
that's one of the thingsCopy !req
470. that attracted me to you
in the first place.Copy !req
471. But now I think...Copy !req
472. I don't know, I think that...Copy !req
473. the very thing
I loved about you—Copy !req
474. now it scares me.Copy !req
475. I'll never hit you.Copy !req
476. That's what he used to say.Copy !req
477. - And I can't take that chance.
- Mm.Copy !req
478. I can't.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
479. So that's it?Copy !req
480. Yeah.Copy !req
481. I'm sorry.Copy !req
482. So am I.Copy !req
483. I love you.Copy !req
484. I do.
Know that.Copy !req
485. And walking away
from someone that you loveCopy !req
486. is one of the hardest fucking
things in the world to do.Copy !req
487. Yeah.Copy !req
488. Well...Copy !req
489. Yeah.
All right.Copy !req
490. Look after yourself.Copy !req
491. You too.Copy !req
492. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req