1. - Good work, bro.
- Cool, man.Copy !req
2. - Good sesh, man.
- All right.Copy !req
3. - I'll catch you at your next fight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. Hey, Ray.Copy !req
5. Yeah, man?Copy !req
6. Hey, um, you want to
help me out with the kids?Copy !req
7. - Yeah. All right. Yeah.
- Appreciate it, man.Copy !req
8. - Yeah. Which ones?
- Just take that group.Copy !req
9. - I've got these guys. Let's do it.
- Yeah. All right.Copy !req
10. All right, so what we'll do is,Copy !req
11. we're just gonna do
some light sparring, uh...Copy !req
12. Don't try to knock
each other over, right?Copy !req
13. So, you guys go together.Copy !req
14. - Yeah.
- All right? And just keep it nice and friendly,Copy !req
15. and we'll do a bit of this,
do a bit of that. All right.Copy !req
16. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
17. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
18. All right. All right,
I'm gonna throw a few.Copy !req
19. - You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
20. Ooh, okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
21. Yeah. There you go.Copy !req
22. - Pretty good, pretty good. Yeah.
- Thanks.Copy !req
23. So, how long
you been doing this for?Copy !req
24. - About a month.
- Is that all?Copy !req
25. I used to do jiujitsu
for a couple of yearsCopy !req
26. - before this, though.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
27. Well, do you want to see
if you can get a takedown?Copy !req
28. - Sure.
- Cool. Well...Copy !req
29. Huh?Copy !req
30. You okay, old man?Copy !req
31. Yep.Copy !req
32. Should've tapped.Copy !req
33. No shit.Copy !req
34. All right, let's go.
Back to work, guys.Copy !req
35. Back to the gym,
back to the ring. Let's do it.Copy !req
36. Feel my leg.Copy !req
37. - Why?
- Just feel it.Copy !req
38. - Hmm?
- They feel fat.Copy !req
39. - Do you think they feel fat?
- Not really.Copy !req
40. - Not really?
- Mm.Copy !req
41. Why didn't you say "no"?Copy !req
42. 'Cause when you say
"not really,"Copy !req
43. it kind of sounds
like they are fat.Copy !req
44. Three million dollars! Do I hear...Copy !req
45. (chuckles)
Don't get shitty.Copy !req
46. Do I hear 125?Copy !req
47. - 126?
- Don't get shitty.Copy !req
48. I'm not shitty.Copy !req
49. Are you all right?Copy !req
50. Yep.Copy !req
51. Do you mind not farting
in my face?Copy !req
52. I didn't fart in your face.Copy !req
53. Yeah, come on, don't.
It's disgusting.Copy !req
54. You should be happy
I fart in front of you.Copy !req
55. Why should I be happy?Copy !req
56. Well, I only fart in front
of people I'm comfortable with.Copy !req
57. Just 'cause you feel comfortable
doing somethingCopy !req
58. doesn't mean
that you should do it.Copy !req
59. So, if I...
if I felt comfortableCopy !req
60. taking a shit on your chest,
does it mean I should do it?Copy !req
61. (over TV):
Oh! Ah, sold...Copy !req
62. Do you want to take a shit
on my chest?Copy !req
63. - Maybe.
- Eh?Copy !req
64. Well?Copy !req
65. Go for it.Copy !req
66. Don't tempt me, pal.Copy !req
67. I'm daring you.Copy !req
68. All right.Copy !req
69. (chuckles)
Huh?Copy !req
70. - (grunting): I'll do it.
- Do it. Yeah, really?Copy !req
71. But you got to take
your pants off first,Copy !req
72. 'cause you're just gonna end up
shitting in your pants.Copy !req
73. - (laughing)
- Huh?Copy !req
74. You're an idiot.
(grunts)Copy !req
75. - Where are you going?
- I got to have a wee.Copy !req
76. You wee'd half an hour ago.Copy !req
77. Thanks for keeping score.Copy !req
78. So, what's your name, sir?
Kevin.Copy !req
79. I haven't peed for hours.Copy !req
80. Good for you.
It's not a competition.Copy !req
81. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
82. All right. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
83. I don't want to go
to school today.Copy !req
84. Why not?Copy !req
85. - What's going on?
- Nothing.Copy !req
86. If there's something
going wrong, you can tell me.Copy !req
87. Come on. What's wrong?Copy !req
88. There's a girl at school, and
she's mean to me all the time.Copy !req
89. What's she doing?Copy !req
90. She calls me names and stuff.Copy !req
91. Have you told your teacher
about it?Copy !req
92. No.Copy !req
93. Do you want me to talk to her
about it?Copy !req
94. No, I'll tell her.Copy !req
95. Okay.Copy !req
96. Well, yeah, if you have
any problems, darling,Copy !req
97. you just talk to your teacher,Copy !req
98. 'cause that's what
she's there for, okay?Copy !req
99. - Okay.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
100. Mwah. Love you.Copy !req
101. Bye. Love you.Copy !req
102. Have a good day.Copy !req
103. Mm.Copy !req
104. So, my girlfriend wantedCopy !req
105. to go out with her friends,
like, have a girls' night out,Copy !req
106. go clubbing, and, um...Copy !req
107. Well, I don't really like her
going out without me.Copy !req
108. So, yeah, we just started
fighting about it.Copy !req
109. And why don't you like her
going out without you?Copy !req
110. Oh, well...Copy !req
111. I just don't.Copy !req
112. Do you not trust her?Copy !req
113. I mean, has she ever...
has she ever cheated on you?Copy !req
114. No.Copy !req
115. No, no.
It's nothing like that.Copy !req
116. I mean, not that I know of.Copy !req
117. I guess the thing is, like...Copy !req
118. Well, yeah.Copy !req
119. Yeah, actually,
I guess I don't trust her.Copy !req
120. And why do you think that is?Copy !req
121. Well, she's, like,Copy !req
122. like, really fucking sexy,
you know. Like...Copy !req
123. when she goes out,
she wears these tiny littleCopy !req
124. fucking outfits,
and, you know, they don't leaveCopy !req
125. a whole lot
to the imagination, so...Copy !req
126. Here, look.Copy !req
127. I'll show you.Copy !req
128. - Here's, uh...
- Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
129. - She's a fucking stunner, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. Let's have a look.Copy !req
131. Oh, holy shit, mate.Copy !req
132. If my missus looked like that,Copy !req
133. I'd never let her
leave the house.Copy !req
134. - (laughter)
- Okay. Thank-thank you, Carlo.Copy !req
135. So, like, when me and her
go out together,Copy !req
136. guys will just come up
and start hitting on herCopy !req
137. while I'm standing there.Copy !req
138. You know, like, that's, like...
the last guyCopy !req
139. I bashed was because of that.Copy !req
140. Uh, this fucking bloke
just comes upCopy !req
141. and starts hitting on her
right in front of me, you know?Copy !req
142. And she loves the attention,
so...Copy !req
143. - Right, so...
Can I ask you something?Copy !req
144. Yeah.Copy !req
145. How many blokes
has she slept with?Copy !req
146. - Ray...
It's all right.Copy !req
147. Like, 30, 40.Copy !req
148. No wonder you don't
trust her, man.Copy !req
149. I mean, shit, if she's slept
with that many blokes,Copy !req
150. what's to stop her
from sleeping with a few more?Copy !req
151. - You know what I mean?
- Exactly.Copy !req
152. - Ray, that's enough.
I mean, you know,Copy !req
153. she goes there, she gets drunk.
Before you know it,Copy !req
154. - she's fucking somebody else.
Ray.Copy !req
155. How about you keep your misogyny
to yourself?Copy !req
156. - My what?
- Your misogyny.Copy !req
157. - What's that?
- Um...Copy !req
158. A-According to the dictionary,Copy !req
159. a misogynist is a person
who despises women.Copy !req
160. I don't despise women.Copy !req
161. Well, from what
I'm hearing here,Copy !req
162. it sounds like you don't think
very highly of them.Copy !req
163. I got a girlfriend.
I got a daughter.Copy !req
164. Hey, what are you saying?Copy !req
165. Like, I hate 'em
or something, or...?Copy !req
166. Plenty of history's
great misogynistsCopy !req
167. have had daughters
and girlfriends, Ray.Copy !req
168. Like who?Copy !req
169. Like... plenty.Copy !req
170. Name one.Copy !req
171. I think we should, um, move on.Copy !req
172. Uh...Copy !req
173. Hugo.Copy !req
174. I managed to drive to work today
without incident.Copy !req
175. That's terrific.Copy !req
176. Britt?Copy !req
177. What are you doing? You gonna
come have some tea or what?Copy !req
178. What you doing?Copy !req
179. What's the matter?Copy !req
180. Who put that up there?Copy !req
181. - Who did that?
Taylor.Copy !req
182. Dad, why does she hate me
so much?Copy !req
183. Look, not everybody
is gonna like you, darling.Copy !req
184. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
185. And you can't make people
like you, okay?Copy !req
186. But you can make them fear you.Copy !req
187. I don't want people
to be scared of me.Copy !req
188. Well, I'm not saying that,
you know,Copy !req
189. you should make everybody
scared of you.Copy !req
190. But, um, if people
don't respect you,Copy !req
191. that's when you make 'em
fear you.Copy !req
192. So, if people respect me,
I don't need to scare them?Copy !req
193. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
194. But if people... see,
if people don't respect you,Copy !req
195. and you still treat them
with respect,Copy !req
196. then you're a doormat,
if you understand what I mean.Copy !req
197. - What does that mean?
- Well, you know, like a doormat.Copy !req
198. A doormat is a person who lets
other people walk all over 'em.Copy !req
199. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
200. And that's not the kind
of person you want to be.Copy !req
201. - Okay?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
202. I'm gonna take care
of this problem for you, okay?Copy !req
203. - Okay.
- This Taylor...Copy !req
204. Look at me, darling.
Look at me.Copy !req
205. She's not gonna bother you
again, okay?Copy !req
206. All right? I promise you.Copy !req
207. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
208. Now, you want to come
have some tea?Copy !req
209. What are we having?Copy !req
210. - Pizza.
- Johan's?Copy !req
211. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
212. With the bacon?Copy !req
213. Of course.Copy !req
214. - Okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
215. Excuse me, guys.Copy !req
216. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
217. Sorry.Copy !req
218. Sorry. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
219. Is that another goal?Copy !req
220. - Yeah.
- What's up with all the fuckingCopy !req
221. hand passing, man?Copy !req
222. It's like a game of hot potato.Copy !req
223. These blokes need to harden up.Copy !req
224. Every time they get the ball,
they shit themselves.Copy !req
225. - Mm.
- (phone chimes)Copy !req
226. Oh, shit.Copy !req
227. Mate, I need a favor.Copy !req
228. - What?
- I need you to comeCopy !req
229. around my place and put
a password on my computer.Copy !req
230. Why?Copy !req
231. 'Cause I'm watching too much
fucking porn, man.Copy !req
232. Every day, I'm jerking off.Copy !req
233. Twice a day sometimes.Copy !req
234. Fucking serious.Copy !req
235. Why don't you pick the password?Copy !req
236. 'Cause if I know the password,
I'll just unblock it.Copy !req
237. Well, if you ask me,
I'm not gonna tell you.Copy !req
238. I know.
That's the whole point of it.Copy !req
239. That's it.
Just score another goal.Copy !req
240. Get on to it!Copy !req
241. - Well, don't get shitty.
- I won't.Copy !req
242. You will. You'll get shitty.
If I don't tell youCopy !req
243. what the password is,
you'll get shitty.Copy !req
244. - No, I won't.
- Yes, you will.Copy !req
245. Yeah, all right. Maybe I will,Copy !req
246. but no matter what,
just don't tell me, all right?Copy !req
247. - And save my marriage, for God's sake.
- (laughs)Copy !req
248. What's up?Copy !req
249. Have you got an address?Copy !req
250. Who's there?Copy !req
251. Freddy sent me over.Copy !req
252. Freddy sent you?Copy !req
253. Yep.Copy !req
254. Who is it, man?
I don't fucking know.Copy !req
255. Why?Copy !req
256. You want to let me in,
mate, or what?Copy !req
257. What's he want?
- I don't know.Copy !req
258. After you.Copy !req
259. H-How you doing?Copy !req
260. Hey, good, man. How you doing?Copy !req
261. - Good.
- Excellent.Copy !req
262. Yeah.Copy !req
263. So, Freddy's been trying
to call you.Copy !req
264. Ah, yeah. No...Copy !req
265. I mean, we've run out
of credit, eh.Copy !req
266. Sorry, man.Copy !req
267. Uh-huh.Copy !req
268. Sorry.Copy !req
269. So, you're supposed to do a jobCopy !req
270. - for him or something?
- Oh.Copy !req
271. Yeah, yeah, job-job's done.Copy !req
272. - D-Do you want to see?
Ah, yeah.Copy !req
273. - Yeah? Yeah, come...
- Yeah, come through.Copy !req
274. Just come this way, then.Copy !req
275. So, uh, we were gonna dump him
in the hills, but it got light,Copy !req
276. like, the sun came up,
so we brought him back here.Copy !req
277. But as soon as it gets dark,
we're gonna go get rid of him.Copy !req
278. How hot's the car?Copy !req
279. - What do you mean?
- Well, when did you steal it?Copy !req
280. Oh, it's my car.Copy !req
281. It's our car. It's our car.Copy !req
282. Yello?Copy !req
283. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. You're using these idiots
to do hits now?Copy !req
286. No, mate.
I just thought I wouldCopy !req
287. give them a go
and see how they went.Copy !req
288. Oh, okay. Well, I'll tell you
how they went, mate.Copy !req
289. They've grabbed this guy,Copy !req
290. they've killed him—
whoever he was—Copy !req
291. and now they've got him
in the boot of their carCopy !req
292. in their garage
because they didn'tCopy !req
293. feel like getting rid
of the body just yet.Copy !req
294. Yeah, all right, settle...
settle down, will you, mate?Copy !req
295. Don't fucking tell me
to settle down.Copy !req
296. - He hung up on me.
- Aw.Copy !req
297. Yello?Copy !req
298. Funny.
Look, I'm sorry, mate, okay?Copy !req
299. I-I didn't think you'd mind me
using them on this one.Copy !req
300. I mean, they charge
a quarter what you do.Copy !req
301. All right? And, I mean,Copy !req
302. I'm having
a bad week this week.Copy !req
303. Mate, you've been
having a bad weekCopy !req
304. for the last 20 years.Copy !req
305. - Yeah, I know. I know.
- Well, do something about it.Copy !req
306. - Well, like what?
- I don't know. Not my problem.Copy !req
307. - So, what do you want to do?
- I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
308. I can't read it from here.
What do you think?Copy !req
309. Well, they're drug-fucked, mate.Copy !req
310. If they get pinched,
they're gonna roll on you.Copy !req
311. Yeah, okay, well, dig a hole,Copy !req
312. put the dead guy in, and, uh...Copy !req
313. and put the other two
in with him.Copy !req
314. All right.Copy !req
315. How much is this gonna cost me?Copy !req
316. - 90.
- 90?Copy !req
317. Yeah. 30 each, mate.Copy !req
318. I'd charge anybody else 40 each.Copy !req
319. Yeah. Okay,
and I appreciate that,Copy !req
320. but, look, it's not like you got
to do a lot of work here.Copy !req
321. You know? I mean,
one of them's dead already.Copy !req
322. Yeah, but I still
got to bury him.Copy !req
323. Sure, but you're charging me
like you got to kill him.Copy !req
324. All right.Copy !req
325. Ten to get rid of the dead guy,
30 each for the other two.Copy !req
326. - 70.
- Okay, and I appreciateCopy !req
327. the discount there, mate,Copy !req
328. but-but the other two guys...Copy !req
329. I mean, you know,
it's not like you got to digCopy !req
330. three holes, you know.Copy !req
331. Y-You're only gonna put 'em
all in the one hole, so...Copy !req
332. Yeah, but I got to dig
a much bigger hole.Copy !req
333. Well, get them to dig it.Copy !req
334. Why don't you come down here
and you can dig it?Copy !req
335. I'm not gonna...Copy !req
336. Why would I...Copy !req
337. Fucking slimy little prick.Copy !req
338. Hung up on me again.Copy !req
339. - Hello?
- 60.Copy !req
340. 65, take it or leave it.Copy !req
341. Yeah. Deal.Copy !req
342. I don't want to wait six months
for my money, either.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I know. You'll-you'll
have the money next week.Copy !req
344. You know the thing
that shits me about you?Copy !req
345. There's only one thing?Copy !req
346. You haggle over every cent
you got to pay me, right?Copy !req
347. And then you get into
the casino, you blow 100 grandCopy !req
348. - like it's nothing.
- Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
349. Yeah, you know.Copy !req
350. All right. Bye.Copy !req
351. - I'm gonna get a car.
- Oh, just use ours, mate.Copy !req
352. Can't use yours.Copy !req
353. - Why not? Why not?
- (door opens)Copy !req
354. - (door shuts)
- I don't know, man.Copy !req
355. - Lift him up.
- I am, man. Wait.Copy !req
356. Got him?Copy !req
357. - Ooh!
You fucking idiot.Copy !req
358. Shut up, man.Copy !req
359. You want to take the head?Copy !req
360. Ah, man. This stinks.Copy !req
361. How do you get on with the ex?Copy !req
362. Oh, not too bad.Copy !req
363. She's remarried, but...Copy !req
364. (clears throat)
yeah, we get on.Copy !req
365. I've got a...
I-I got a daughter.Copy !req
366. - Eh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
367. How old is she?Copy !req
368. She's, um...Copy !req
369. - she's six, eh.
- Mm.Copy !req
370. Ava.Copy !req
371. - Beautiful.
- Yeah.Copy !req
372. - She gets that-that from her mum, eh?
- Mm.Copy !req
373. You see her?Copy !req
374. Nah. Not-not anymore, really.Copy !req
375. How come?Copy !req
376. Uh, the ex won't let me, man.Copy !req
377. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
378. That's cool, man. Like...Copy !req
379. I know I'm a fuck-up.Copy !req
380. Just need to get
off the drugs, man.Copy !req
381. Yeah.Copy !req
382. Tell me about it, bro.
Fuck.Copy !req
383. I tell you, man, these...Copy !req
384. these last 24 hours, I just...Copy !req
385. I'm not cut out for this shit.
I... This is not me.Copy !req
386. No. No offense, eh.Copy !req
387. Eh, it's not for everybody,
mate, so...Copy !req
388. So are you, like, you from
Sydney originally, or...Copy !req
389. Nah. Country boy.Copy !req
390. What brought you up here?Copy !req
391. You know, work,
mainly, but, uh...Copy !req
392. Eh, I wouldn't mind
getting back to the...Copy !req
393. back to the country one day,Copy !req
394. but I got my daughter hereCopy !req
395. - and me brother, so...
- Oh.Copy !req
396. - I got a bro as well, man.
- Mm.Copy !req
397. - He's, uh, he's back in Perth.
- Yeah.Copy !req
398. He's a fucking muso, man.Copy !req
399. He's killing it, eh, like...Copy !req
400. You heard of the band
More or Less?Copy !req
401. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
402. We started it together, man,Copy !req
403. - like, me and him.
- Mm.Copy !req
404. We used to write songs together
and shit.Copy !req
405. Fucking, like, playing gigs.Copy !req
406. Fucking...Copy !req
407. Do-do you, like,
play any musical instruments?Copy !req
408. Nah.Copy !req
409. Tried to learn how to play the
drums when I was a kid, but...Copy !req
410. That's what I am, eh.Copy !req
411. Yeah, I'm a drummer.Copy !req
412. - Yeah?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
413. Yeah, I-I'll fucking teach you.
Hey.Copy !req
414. Yeah. Well,
I don't have a drum kit, so...Copy !req
415. Yeah. I-I don't either, man.Copy !req
416. But if you buy one,
then I'll-I'll teach you how...Copy !req
417. - I wouldn't charge.
- Mm.Copy !req
418. It'd just be... We'd have, like,
fucking drum sessions.Copy !req
419. Fuck off.Copy !req
420. Shit!Copy !req
421. Sorry about that.Copy !req
422. Fucking motherfucker.Copy !req
423. All right, good one, buddy.Copy !req
424. Yeah, well, what are you
gonna do about it?Copy !req
425. - Put the fucking gun away.
- Yeah, shut the fuck up.Copy !req
426. Rick!Copy !req
427. - Go on, what'd you say?
- Just chill out, man.Copy !req
428. No, shut the fuck up!
I'm the fucking boss here, okay?Copy !req
429. Okay, okay, chill!Copy !req
430. - No, you're not the boss of me, okay?
- Rick, okay...Copy !req
431. What the fuck?Copy !req
432. Hey.Copy !req
433. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req