1. We there yet?
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2. No, you impatient cunt.
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3. So what's the surprise?
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4. Not telling.
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5. Why not?
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6. 'Cause it's fucking surprise.
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7. That's the whole point
of a surprise.
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8. You don't tell the other person
'cause then it just—
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9. it ruins the surprise.
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10. But I don't like surprises.
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11. Well, you'll fucking
like this one.
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12. Yeah, we'll see.
You'll like this one.
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13. Yeah, we'll see.
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14. Look the other way.
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15. I didn't come out this far
for you to fuck it up.
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16. Close your eyes.
Look the other way.
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17. This better be fucking good,
mate, I tell you.
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18. Just close your eyes.
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19. They're closed.
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20. Put your hands out.
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21. Get fucked.
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22. Hey?
Fuck off.
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23. You like surprises now? Eh?
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24. That's a Sterling.
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25. Nah, that's a Patchett.
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26. Patchett?
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27. Better than a Sterling.
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28. Better than the Sten.
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29. Pretty much won us
World War II.
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30. It'll blow your
fuckin' head off.
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31. What are you doing
with them?
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32. Gonna make some
fruit salad.
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33. Stay.
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34. You ready?
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35. This is it, mate.
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36. Merry fuckin' Christmas.
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37. All right,
I've got another one for you.
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38. Yeah?
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39. Would you rather have
great sex or great food?
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40. Great food.
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41. Well, that's boring.
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42. Well, you gotta eat.
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43. Yeah, but if you're going
to have the great food,
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44. then you gotta have
the bad sex.
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45. What's bad sex?
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46. Oh, that's the sex
I have with you.
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47. Oh. Very funny.
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48. All right, if you
gonna have the...
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49. the great food,
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50. then you've gotta
have bad sex
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51. with, like, some stinky,
crusty old granny.
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52. I'll have
the great sex, then.
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53. Okay,
but then you gotta have the bad food.
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54. What's bad food?
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55. I don't know.
What a food you don't like?
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56. Sandwiches.
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57. Who doesn't like sandwiches?
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58. I don't fucking
like sandwiches.
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59. What do you mean?
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60. I mean, toasted's all right,
but not fuckin' raw ones.
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61. Well, what is a raw sandwich?
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62. Not toasted.
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63. A bit of bread with
some shit in it.
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64. Yeah, all right, fine, okay.
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65. If you're gonna have
the great sex,
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66. then you have to eat
raw sandwiches
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67. for the rest of forever.
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68. How about I eat the sandwiches
while I'm having the great sex?
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69. Yeah, if you want.
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70. Sure, why not?
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71. All right, I'll do that, then.
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72. Won't even notice.
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73. Bobby.
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74. How you doing?
Hi.
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75. How you doing?
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76. Yeah, good.
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77. Ray, Davros.
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78. How you going, mate?
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79. So, Ray...
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80. did Freddy explain why
I wanted to see you?
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81. Yeah.
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82. So how is your friend?
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83. He's been better.
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84. Yeah?
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85. Right.
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86. I heard he was in a coma.
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87. That's the way it goes, eh?
No hard feelings.
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88. Well, I'm afraid
there are hard feelings.
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89. Quite a lot of
hard feelings, actually.
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90. Are there?
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91. That's why we're
having this chat.
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92. You can't go around
bashing my guys.
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93. But your guys can go around
bashing my friends, can they?
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94. Look, we had no idea you were friends
with the guy that got bashed.
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95. I know you and Freddy
are friends,
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96. and out of respect
for Freddy,
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97. my guys wouldn't have done
what they did had they known.
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98. If they did,
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99. I would've put them
in the hospital myself.
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100. Did you know
Freddy and I are family?
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101. He does now.
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102. He does now.
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103. Good.
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104. Well, we all know
where we stand now,
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105. so we're good, right?
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106. Come on, get up. Get up there.
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107. In the future,
if there is a problem,
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108. you won't go off
half-cocked.
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109. You just keep
your guys in line, mate, okay?
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110. And then I won't
have to do it for you.
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111. Nice to meet you.
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112. Jesus Christ.
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113. Don't even think about it.
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114. Trust me, don't even
think about it.
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115. Go, go, go, keep it moving!
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116. Bella, Bella, over here!
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117. Hey, Britt! Brittany!
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118. But even though there are lots
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119. of different types
of stag beetles,
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120. many are facing a loss of
habitat that is threatening—
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121. What's that?
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122. "Bug Versus Bug."
I'm obsessed with it.
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123. Last night they had—
had two spiders.
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124. They had this, like, jumping
spider and a spitting spider.
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125. And the jumping spider,
he attacks the other one,
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126. - and jumps on him, but he misses.
- Mm.
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127. And the spitting spider, he then
shoots out this kinda like...
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128. What are these
idiots doing?
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129. Having a good old
fuckin' chit-chat.
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130. Fuck off.
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131. Oh, fuck, here we go.
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132. What's your problem, dickhead?
What's my problem?
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133. I'll fuckin' give you one of those,
you fuckin' little turd!
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134. Ray!
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135. Yeah, you better run,
you fuckin' cocksucker!
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136. Eh? Eh?
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137. Yeah, fuckin' run, you little bitch!
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138. What?
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139. Wh... what the fuck?
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140. Just get in the car, luv.
Get in.
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141. Do you want a cuppa?
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142. Uh, yeah, sure.
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143. Hey, hey, can we talk?
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144. Yeah, what's up?
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145. What happened today
with those guys?
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146. It's kinda really
bothering me.
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147. Mm-hmm.
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148. Um, I mean, I know they
were being assholes, but...
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149. Mm.
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150. Like, you were really violent.
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151. And it bothers me.
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152. What was I supposed to do?
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153. I just...
feel like you could have...
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154. you could have at least tried
to talk to the guy, you know?
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155. Maybe tried to
diffuse the situation.
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156. Yeah, but, uh...
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157. that would have given his partner time
to get out of the car.
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158. And then I'm dealing with
two assholes instead of one.
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159. I mean, one-on-one,
yeah, sure.
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160. But, uh, two-on-one,
it's just too risky.
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161. And you're there. I don't
want you getting hurt, so...
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162. Sure. Yeah.
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163. Okay?
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164. Yeah.
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165. Thank you, Max.
Thank you.
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166. Uh... Ray.
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167. How many, uh,
how many people, if you had to guess,
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168. how many people would you say that
you've assaulted?
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169. Heaps.
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170. And how do you feel
about that?
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171. Fine. They had it
coming to 'em.
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172. And what did they do?
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173. It depends.
Uh...
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174. I mean, I'm pretty big on
just respect.
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175. So, like, if you respect me,
I respect you.
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176. Now, if you don't,
we got a problem.
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177. Well, let's talk about
the most recent assault,
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178. the one with the two youths.
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179. No, I only bashed
one of them.
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180. And, um, they weren't youths.
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181. They were, like,
in their 20s.
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182. Well, let's call them
young men, then.
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183. Uh, yeah. So, uh,
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184. I was walking down
the street with me daughter,
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185. and two guys come along,
bump into her,
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186. and she had
an ice cream and,
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187. you know, dropped her
ice cream and...
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188. So you assaulted him?
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189. Well, no, they started—
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190. then they started swearing...
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191. and she's only eight, so.
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192. So you bashed him
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193. while your daughter was
just standing there.
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194. No, not while she was
standing there.
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195. I bashed him later.
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196. Okay, well, how did
you feel afterwards,
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197. after it was—
after it all happened?
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198. Fine.
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199. Do you enjoy
hitting people?
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200. I wouldn't say I enjoy
hitting people.
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201. You know,
if I hit somebody,
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202. I generally got
a pretty good reason.
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203. And you think you had
a good reason?
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204. Didn't I just say that?
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205. So can you remind me again
what that reason was?
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206. Well, they were
being assholes.
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207. The world is full of assholes,
Ray, you do realize that.
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208. Yeah, and you know why?
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209. Why?
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210. 'Cause people let them
get away with it.
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211. See, if you're in jail, right,
and you fuck with somebody,
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212. you disrespect somebody,
you can end up dead.
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213. There's consequences.
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214. But out here in
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all right?
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216. So next time these two pricks
are walking down the street
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217. and they start thinking,
"Oh, we might go and fuck with somebody,"
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219. which is good for everybody.
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220. So in your mind,
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221. you've done society
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222. Yeah.
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223. Well, I guess on
behalf of society,
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224. I should say thank you.
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225. Steve, how are, uh...
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226. how are things at home
since we last spoke?
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227. There you go.
It's about time!
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228. Oh, sorry.
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229. Bruce, Ally.
G'day, mate.
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230. Nice to meet you.
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231. How you going, luv?
Yeah, good. Good, thanks.
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233. Hi.
Hello, Brittany. I'm Ally.
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234. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
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235. Your dad tells me you're a bit of a legend
on the netball court.
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236. I'm okay.
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237. Okay? I'm sure you're
better than okay.
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238. Do you wanna come
see my room?
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239. Sure, I'd love to.
Lead the way.
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240. It's over here.
Okay.
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241. Top shelf.
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242. How'd she end up with you?
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243. She must be desperate.
Mm.
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244. Did you do that?
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245. Yeah.
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246. That is awesome.
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247. This is Patrick.
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248. Hello, Patrick.
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249. He's got a lovely mane.
He's very beautiful.
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250. Are you gonna marry
my dad?
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252. Uh...
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253. Do you know...
actually, I don't know.
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254. Okay.
Okay?
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255. Did you know that my dad's
seen a real unicorn before?
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256. Has he?
Mm-hmm.
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257. He said he saw it
in the Blue Mountains.
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258. Okay. Wow.
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259. We're gonna go
to look for one.
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260. Right.
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261. Do you wanna come?
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262. Yes, I would love to come.
That'd be great.
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263. Okay, cool.
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264. Cool.
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265. Where have you been?
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266. Run out of smokes.
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267. Oh.
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268. What's that smell?
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269. What smell?
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270. I don't know,
it's like a...
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271. it's like a burning sort of
chemically sort of smell.
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272. - Ha!
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273. Captioned by Point.360
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