1. Hon, where are my keys?
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2. On the table.
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3. Oh.
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4. Well, mine's gonna be better.
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5. I've finished.
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6. Keep dreaming.
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7. Okay. I'm off.
Love you.
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8. Love you.
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9. See you soon, guys.
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10. All right.
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11. Can I break this one?
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12. Ahh, don't.
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13. Looks like a doggy.
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14. Fuck!
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15. God.
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16. Fuck.
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17. Piece of shit.
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18. That's a pistol,
all right? Okay?
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19. Let's go. In the boot, mate.
Open it, get in.
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20. Better move.
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21. Get in.
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22. Head down, head down,
thank you.
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23. Oh, shit.
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24. Out you get.
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25. Let's go.
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26. Round the front.
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27. You got the wrong guy,
all right?
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28. You're Luke Henson,
aren't ya?
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29. Oh, shit. I swear to God, you got
the wrong guy—
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30. Shovel.
I swear.
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31. Dig.
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32. Who's payin' you?
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33. Nah, mate.
What are you doin'?
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34. The dirt's supposed to go
outside the hole, pal.
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35. All right?
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36. Can I— Can I ask a favor?
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37. No, you can't.
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38. Have you got kids?
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39. Huh?
I've got a family. I've got— I've got—
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40. I've got two kids.
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41. They aren't—
Can you just not—
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42. Can you just not bury me?
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43. Not bury me?
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44. I gotta bury you, mate.
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45. No, no, no, so they won't—
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46. if they know what happened to me,
they won't— they won't be left wondering.
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47. Your wife knows what
you do, doesn't she?
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48. Can I leave a note,
can I l— can I just leave a note?
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49. Just to say that I'm—
She'll put two and two together, mate,
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50. just keep fuckin' digging,
will ya?
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51. Don't look at me, cunt,
look at the fuckin' hole.
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52. Please, please, please,
please, please...
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53. Can you tell my family
that I—
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54. Dad?
Hmm?
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55. Sharny told me
that he's not real.
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56. How would she know?
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57. Her mum told her.
So is he real?
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58. Um...
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59. Santa's like a... myth.
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60. What's that?
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61. It's like a...
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62. like a tradition.
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63. So he is real.
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64. No, he's not. Nuh.
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65. So where do presents
come from?
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66. I buy 'em.
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67. So why'd you lie about that?
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68. Good question.
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69. I mean... I don't even know where
the whole Santa thing comes from,
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70. and what it's got to do
with Jesus being born.
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71. Is Jesus real?
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72. Yeah, look, I never met the guy,
but... possibly.
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73. What about
the Easter Bunny?
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74. No.
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75. The Tooth Fairy?
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76. Uh...
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77. The Tooth Fairy's
not real, either?
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78. Mm-mm.
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79. What about unicorns?
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80. No, unicorns are real.
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81. Really?
How'd you know?
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82. I've seen one.
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83. Where?
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84. Blue Mountains.
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85. So what happened?
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86. I was... drivin'.
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87. I was drivin'...
through the mountains,
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88. and, um... yeah, just,
I needed a wee.
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89. So...
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90. when I got out...
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91. I could hear this noise,
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92. like, um, you know,
when a horse runs?
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93. That noise?
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94. And, um... yeah,
I'm standin' there,
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95. like on the edge
of this clearing.
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96. I can hear this clip clop noise,
and it's gettin' louder and louder.
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97. Then I look up...
and on the other side of the clearing...
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98. there's this unicorn.
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99. Were you scared?
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100. Actually, I was
a little bit, yeah.
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101. Yeah.
So, I'm, like, standin' there,
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102. and I'm lookin' at him,
and he's lookin' at me.
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103. And then he, um...
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104. He starts smilin' at me.
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105. Right?
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106. And then he winks at me,
he goes like that.
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107. And he says...
"You take care, Ray."
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108. And... he flew off.
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109. Wait, how did he know
your name?
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110. Unicorns know everybody's name.
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111. Fuck.
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112. Dad, one dollar.
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113. And in fact, I did my sums
wrong before the break.
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114. Jane's going home
with over $10,000 worth
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115. of prizes for her five nights
here on the program.
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116. Yeah, give her a round of applause.
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117. That's good.
Ten thousand— You gotta go?
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118. Nah, not yet.
So, well done.
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119. But you'd still like to win
today, wouldn't you?
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120. Oh, I'd love to win.
It's easily done.
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121. You're only—
What's going on?
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122. Nothin'.
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123. Spill it.
Takin' the pot luck
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124. outta the prize
for round three—
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125. I gotta go to court.
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126. Now?
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127. Tomorrow.
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128. What did you do?
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129. Bashed a dickhead.
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130. What happened?
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131. I don't wanna talk about it.
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132. How did they get you?
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133. Rego.
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134. They got a couple
of witnesses.
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135. What are you laughin' at?
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136. You're getting sloppy.
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137. Heh— you can talk.
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138. It's not the fact that you get to see
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139. all the pretty girls
takin' a shower,
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140. although that's pretty good.
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141. It's that, if I'm runnin' late
for work, I don't have
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142. to take one at home,
you know.
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143. Ray!
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144. Ray.
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145. What's goin' on?
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146. Hey, that guy, Henson?
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147. Yeah?
He's not the guy.
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148. What does that mean?
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149. Well, we thought
he was the guy.
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150. The— the guy
who killed Willie Keys.
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151. See, Henson,
he owed Willie 60 grand,
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152. so we thought it was him.
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153. But it wasn't.
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154. So I killed the wrong bloke?
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155. Hey, look, mate,
I'm sorry, what—?
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156. We thought it was him,
what's the— what's the problem?
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157. Next time make sure
you got the right fuckin' guy.
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158. All right. Can you wash your hands,
first, please?
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159. Yep. And then we're gonna
go straight onto homework.
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160. Luke said to give this to you,
if anything ever happened to him.
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161. What? What?
What do you mean?
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162. So you been married?
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163. Engaged.
Engaged.
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164. But I was, you know,
21, so...
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165. Mm.
You know...
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166. Dodged a bullet.
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167. Mm.
You know.
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168. You?
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169. Married, once, yep.
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170. Got a daughter.
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171. What's her name?
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172. Britt.
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173. Brittany.
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174. How old is she?
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175. Eight.
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176. So what's she into? Horses?
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177. Unicorns.
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178. - Cute.
- Mm.
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179. What else?
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180. Extortion.
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181. What?
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182. She got this thing,
if you swear...
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183. she charges you a dollar.
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184. Oh, yeah, like a—
like a swear jar.
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185. Yeah, but there's no jar.
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186. Money just goes
straight in her pocket.
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187. Swear pocket.
Swear pocket.
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188. What's goin' on?
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189. Sorry.
It's just a friend of mine,
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190. she's having guy trouble.
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191. Mm.
What's happenin'?
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192. I don't know,
she's seeing this guy,
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193. and I don't know,
they're kinda serious,
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194. but she's thinking...
I don't know, she's thinking
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195. maybe he's not exactly
boyfriend material.
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196. Oh, okay.
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197. What's wrong with him?
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198. Nothing.
I mean, they get along fine,
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199. and the sex is great,
it's just...
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200. he's a bit shit
in the kissing department.
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201. Oh, is that all?
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202. Mm.
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203. I think you gotta find somebody,
like, everybody's got their own style.
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204. Mm. And you just gotta find
somebody that fits your style.
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205. Otherwise...
it's not gonna work.
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206. Hey, Ray?
Mm?
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207. Yep?
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208. That style right for you?
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209. Yeah.
Yeah?
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210. Yeah, it's good.
Mm.
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211. Mm.
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212. Hey.
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213. Ah, so what's the story?
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214. The doctor put him in coma.
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215. They say there might be
brain damage.
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216. Hey, hey, hey...
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217. Come on, come on.
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218. He'll be all right. Okay?
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219. He's a fighter.
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220. And he's gonna be fine.
Okay?
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221. All right?
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222. Hey?
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223. So what happened?
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224. These fucking
cockfuckers, they bash him.
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225. We was doing deal.
They buy the guns,
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226. then these guys come in,
and they— bash Gary, take the guns.
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227. So who were these guys?
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228. I don't know,
they had mask on.
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229. I can't see face.
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230. You're doin' a gun deal
with blokes
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231. with masks on their faces?
No, no.
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232. We do deal with guy.
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233. I know this guy.
And while we do deal,
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234. these other guys come in,
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235. they bash Gary,
and they take guns.
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236. Okay.
So what's the name of the guy
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237. you're doin' the deal with?
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238. Why you want to know this?
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239. Why don't you wanna
fuckin' tell me?
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240. His name is Hassam.
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241. How come they didn't
bash you?
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242. Because I didn't have
the guns.
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243. They kick me in balls. My balls
are killing. You want to see?
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244. Huh?
I'll show you.
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245. No, I don't wanna see
your fuckin' balls, you idiot.
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246. I got one of them good,
though, one of the cockfuckers,
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247. I punching him in—
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248. You punched him three times
in the face?
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249. Right in the face.
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250. Oh? How's you hands,
your hands all right, mate?
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251. - Yeah, they're good. Yeah?
- Okay.
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252. Well, that's good.
'Cause I used to box when I kid.
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253. - Oh, did ya?
- Yeah. So I can punch him very good.
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254. Yeah? Nice.
All right, thanks.
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255. Wash your hands,
you dirty prick.
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256. Oh, you scare
fucking shit of me.
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257. What you do, Ray?
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258. Take a seat, mate.
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259. What fuck is this, huh?
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260. You come into my house,
and you tell me—
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261. Fuck off me, huh?
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262. Huh?
What are you gonna do?
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263. Let's go for a ride, mate.
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264. Over here, dickhead.
Ohh!
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265. Come on.
That's it.
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266. The fuck you doing?
You want to fucking kill me, Ray?
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267. Huh? Man, I had nothing to do
with the Gary thing.
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268. - Yes, you did.
- Yeah? Prove it.
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269. See that hand?
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270. So?
Yeah?
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271. Oughh!
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272. See that? Huh?
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273. That's what your hand
should look like.
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274. Okay, okay, okay.
I lied to you about that.
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275. But everything else is true,
I swear on life of my family.
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276. What fuck you doing?
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277. Ray, Ray!
I'm Gary brother of law!
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278. Okay, mate, here's how
it's gonna go, all right?
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279. You start
tellin' the truth, okay?
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280. Or I'm gonna
cut your dick off.
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281. And then I'm gonna
go flush it down the dunny, okay?
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282. And you're gonna spend
the rest of your life walkin' around
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283. with a stub
where your cock used to be.
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284. Vasilli, it's Hassam.
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285. Come in.
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286. Whoa!
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287. Hands up.
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288. Where's the piece?
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289. Waistband.
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290. On the bed.
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291. Both of ya.
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292. Go on.
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293. All right.
Start talkin'.
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294. About what?
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295. What do you think?
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296. It was Vasilli's idea
in the first place.
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297. You lie, cockfucker!
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298. He came to me
couple of days ago,
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299. said we should rip him off.
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300. I didn't want them
to bash him,
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301. but your friend's
got some balls and...
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302. he put up
a good fight, you know.
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303. So who bashed him?
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304. Just, guys I know.
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305. They got names?
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306. If I tell you...
will you kill them?
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307. Stop. Stop.
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308. Wh— What is it? Hey.
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309. I think there's something
out there.
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310. There's nothin'
out there, baby.
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311. Can you check?
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312. Oooahh!
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313. - Ha!
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314. Captioned by Point.360
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