Mr. Bean 1x11

Directed by John Birkin

Al Hunter Ashton as Drill Instructor • John Clegg as Calligrapher • David Schneider as Judo Instructor • Suzanne Bertish as Art Teacher • Lucy Fleming as Boy's Teacher

Mr. Bean goes back to school for an orientation day while he sees the different projects and activities in which he gets into mischief.

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1. Turn!

2. Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right! Left, right, left...

3. Left, right, left, right, left, right!

4. Get back in your line!

5. Shoulder arms!

6. About face!

7. Do you want a push?

8. Oh, uh... Yes, please. Thank you.

9. - Get in. - Right. I'll get in.

10. I'm in.

11. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!

12. Eyes front!

13. Right.

14. What the hell do you think you're doing?

15. Hey!

16. Right side!

17. What do you think you're doing?

18. What do you think you're doing?

19. We're fine, thank you. We're set for the day...

20. Hello.

21. Boo! - Ah!

22. Ooh!

23. Oh!

24. - You OK? Yes.

25. Yeah, I'll have a go.

26. Oh.

27. Is it, ah...?

28. Mmm.

29. Mmm!

30. Oh.

31. Oh, how kind. Oh!

32. Hmm.

33. Ah!

34. But I think...

35. There. - Ah.

36. Oh! Bonjour!

37. Please come in. Welcome!

38. Sit here.

39. Sit down, please.

40. There.

41. The fruit.

42. Ah! Inspired.

43. Ah!

44. Banana.

45. - Oh... - But.. I think...

46. detail.

47. Detail!

48. OK, class, please. Change!

49. There.

50. Monsieur, what? Don't. Don't be shy.

51. Don't be shy.

52. Let me look.

53. Ah!

54. Mmm, mmm.

55. - The face, eh?

56. The body.

57. - Ooh! The body.

58. The body.

59. The breasts? You must look.

60. Look. The beauty.

61. Feel it, feel it.

62. And draw.

63. Ah! Inspired.

64. Oh.

65. Right, is he in here, then?

66. Out!

67. No, no, no. You must look.

68. Oh!

69. OK, thanks a lot for coming, everybody.

70. Um... before we start learning any throws, etcetera,

71. the first thing about judo

72. is you've just got to make sure that you can fall OK.

73. So, I'll check all your break-falls one by one, all right?

74. Let's start with you. Just step forward. That's good.

75. OK, we start with a bow.

76. Good, then just take hold. There, that's nice. And the throw.

77. - That's it. Good one.

78. Back with the others. Right, nice.

79. Next one, please.

80. That's good. OK, again, we start with a bow.

81. Then take hold, and the throw.

82. - That's nice. Good.

83. Back with the others.

84. There we go.

85. OK, can I have the next one, please?

86. Next one, please. Yeah?

87. So, just step forward, then.

88. Yeah. Onto the mat, yeah?

89. That's good.

90. There we are.

91. And the other foot, yeah? Move a bit closer.

92. That's good. That's all right, now.

93. OK, here we...

94. Just come back onto the mat. There we go.

95. It's all right.

96. Now, first the bow.

97. - We bow. - There we are.

98. - Oh. And we bow. - Yes.

99. All right. And then, then I take hold.

100. It's all right. Just...

101. Just trust me. Just trust me.

102. Just...

103. Just calm down, all right? Just stand here.

104. That's it. No. No one's going to get hurt. That's it.

105. Good. OK. Now...

106. - So, we bow. - Yeah, we bow.

107. Just one big bow, then the throw.

108. OK, so one nice, big, big bow and then...

109. Hey, stop it! Stop! Stop it!

110. Oi! Oi! Get off!

111. What are you doing? Oi!

112. Hold on! No! No! Oh, my God!

113. Right. Ahem.

114. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,

115. and welcome to the demonstration of our group's magnificent machinery,

116. along with some samples, we have a demonstration...