Moral Orel 2x9

Directed by Chris McKay

Orel learns about the significance of religious symbolism. In an accident, Dr. Chosenberg gets an image of Jesus in a wound. Nobody from the town wants to treat it because they see it as a sign from Heaven.

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1. I'M JESUS!

2. THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS

3. A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME IN OUR HISTORY.

4. UH, UH, UH!

5. DOUGHY?

6. BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND SCARY.

7. WELL, THEY'RE NOT.

8. DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND

9. SHELTER.

10. TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF

11. BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.

12. BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.

13. OOH!

14. BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN

15. ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.

16. OREL?

17. WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?

18. IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF

19. CHRISTIANITY.

20. YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT

21. BE DISCARDED.

22. THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A

23. CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.

24. BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.

25. OH, OH!

26. YES?

27. SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?

28. WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND

29. THIS GLASS.

30. WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...

31. OH!

32. A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.

33. OOH!

34. AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY JESUS.

35. OOH!

36. ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT

37. SHOP.

38. BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.

39. HOW DO I LOOK?

40. DASHING!

41. OH!

42. STUPID GIRLS.

43. HA HA.

44. NEAT.

45. I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS WIGGLENECK, SIR.

46. HA HA!

47. ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.

48. HI.

49. I'M OREL.

50. WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.

51. I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.

52. ARE YOU COMING FROM RIPPERLY'S, TOO?

53. NOPE.

54. I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM OTHERTON.

55. IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?

56. WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR OF DAVID.

57. YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.

58. NEAT.

59. I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND

60. NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.

61. GOOD IDEA.

62. I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF

63. DAVID.

64. GOSH.

65. MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.

66. HMM.

67. EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT, DR. CHOSENBERG.

68. ABSOLUTELY, OREL.

69. WATCH YOURSELF.

70. HEY!

71. HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.

72. THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.

73. OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.

74. AND— HOLY!

75. AAGH!

76. GOSH.

77. YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH

78. SEASON.

79. I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT

80. IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.

81. BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE

82. FENCE.

83. OREL...

84. WHAT'S GOING ON?

85. OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.

86. PRETTY GREAT, HUH?

87. WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN BANDAGED OR CLEANED?

88. BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH

89. EVERYONE.

90. WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE

91. PROBLEM HERE?

92. THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.

93. YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY YOU WERE RIGHT.

94. BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL OCCASION!

95. WONDERFUL?

96. IT'S A MIRACLE.

97. THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND

98. ON YOUR BODY.

99. NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE, OREL.

100. SURE IT IS.

101. LOOK!

102. IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.

103. CARBON COPY.

104. OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.

105. THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.

106. WOW.

107. YOU SURE ARE SMART.

108. HMM.

109. SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.

110. I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED

111. TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.

112. OW!

113. MIRACLE!

114. OH, PRAISE THE LORD!

115. I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!

116. SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON, BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,

117. AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY

118. BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF GOD.

119. THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?

120. I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.

121. WHAT AN EGO.

122. LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A

123. SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!

124. YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.

125. IT'S A SIN.

126. OREL, IT HURTS!

127. OH.

128. WELL...

129. LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER HURT ANYONE.

130. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT THIS WOUND, I WILL.

131. HMM!

132. NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.

133. AAGH!

134. OH!

135. HEY!

136. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

137. SURE.

138. IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL, YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS

139. REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.

140. HMM.

141. JESUS, HEAL ME!

142. AAGH!

143. GET HER OFF ME!

144. I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR INFECTION!

145. OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.

146. I KNOW!

147. AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.

148. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

149. SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!

150. AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL BALANITIS.

151. AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.

152. AND HE HAS GANGRENE.

153. I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.

154. I CAN HELP THEM ALL.

155. YOU ARE HELPING THEM— BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR

156. LORD!

157. THANKS.

158. OH!

159. SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE POLICE!

160. I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR LINE-CUTTERS.

161. HEY, THAT'S MINE!

162. HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!

163. HUH?

164. WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

165. HEY!

166. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

167. TOE NAIL FUNGUS.

168. DRINK!

169. NO!

170. AND MY FAMILY.

171. HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING, PLEASE.

172. OH...

173. THANK GOD.

174. JEWS.

175. HELP ME.

176. OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN,

177. HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...

178. OH!

179. OH, MY PAIN!

180. MY PAIN!

181. OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A BUILDING!

182. AAGH!

183. OH!

184. NOW IT'S ON FIRE!

185. OW!

186. MY PAIN HURTS!

187. OH!

188. OH!

189. OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.

190. MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.

191. OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR!

192. OH, GOD, IT HURTS!

193. YOU SEE, DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S

194. CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS, GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER

195. DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.

196. INCREDIBLE.

197. WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE

198. HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.

199. BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.

200. OREL'S RIGHT.

201. BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HELP HIM.

202. TRUE.

203. IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH HIM.

204. WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS HIS OWN WOUND?

205. JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,

206. NURSE BENDY.

207. I NEED MEDICINE.

208. HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN THE HOSPITAL.

209. FINALLY.

210. GET RID OF IT.

211. WHAT?

212. MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.

213. WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.

214. ME, 3.

215. ME... TOO.

216. GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.

217. GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.

218. OREL...

219. I AM DYING.

220. OH.

221. WELL, DON'T WORRY.

222. THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.

223. I KNOW THAT.

224. I KNOW.

225. AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.

226. BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME

227. EVER.

228. I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.

229. PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE

230. REST.

231. I CAN'T.

232. THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.

233. I'M SORRY.

234. THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT, FOLKS.

235. TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT NOW.

236. OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.

237. DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT

238. IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?

239. AAH!

240. GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.

241. WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR

242. FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S RIGHT.

243. BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?

244. HMM.

245. SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.

246. BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT LYING TO YOURSELF.

247. LYING TO YOURSELF?

248. YOU BETCHA.

249. ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS I KNOW, KID.

250. GEE!

251. THANKS, DAD.

252. UM, DR. CHOSENBERG?

253. HUH?

254. I WAS THINKING.

255. MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL

256. YOU.

257. YEAH.

258. GREAT.

259. UM...

260. HERE.

261. I'LL PUT IT ON THIS TRAY.

262. UH.

263. OH!

264. THANKS.

265. I HOPE IT HELPS.

266. YEAH.

267. YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.

268. THANK YOU, OREL.

269. JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.

270. YEAH.

271. I'M SURE HE IS.

272. YEAH.

273. A LITTLE OF THIS.

274. A LITTLE OF THAT.

275. A DASH OF THIS.

276. THAT'S GOOD.

277. STIR IT UP.

278. PUT THIS IN THERE.

279. YEAH.

280. OK.

281. SHUCKS!

282. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

283. OH, GREAT.

284. A LITTLE OF THAT.

285. OH!

286. OK, THAT'S GOOD.

287. THAT'S GOOD.

288. HERE WE GO.

289. THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.

290. IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.

291. IT MIGHT STING.

292. OH.

293. LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.

294. OH!

295. OH!

296. OH!

297. YEAH.

298. ALL RIGHT.

299. LET ME AT THAT WOUND!

300. HEY!

301. THE INJURY...

302. IT'S LOOKING BETTER.

303. WHAT?

304. OH!

305. IT'S JUST A STUPID NORMAL WOUND.

306. I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE HEALED HIM.

307. WHAT, THIS THING?

308. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

309. SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE.

310. ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN HEAL PEOPLE.

311. OH.

312. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?

313. AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF COURSE.

314. DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF FINDING ANOTHER—

315. HELLO!

316. LOOK, OREL.

317. A MIRACLE.

318. THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST LIKE JESUS.

319. OH, YEAH.

320. OH!

321. WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.

322. MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

323. I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE

324. BOTTLES THAT WAY.

325. HALLELUJAH.

326. HELLO, GOOD-BYE.

327. ROAR!

328. I'M JESUS!

329. ROAR!

330. I'M JESUS!