Moral Orel 2x7

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After listening to Reverand Putty's sermon, Orel realises that pleasure is not righteous and starts to avoid it. Soon after, he then finds pain to be an alternative.

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1. BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN

2. SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...

3. FINALLY, SUNDAY!

4. WAKE UP, MOM!

5. TIME FOR CHURCH!

6. HUH...

7. COME ON, DAD!

8. GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!

9. TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.

10. AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST

11. INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF

12. THE DEVIL.

13. DRINKING TO EXCESS?

14. THE DEVIL.

15. GAMBLING?

16. THE DEVIL.

17. SELF-PLEASURE?

18. DEVIL.

19. TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF

20. PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?

21. YOU GUESSED IT—DEVIL.

22. SWEARING?

23. DEVIL.

24. DIRTY DANCING?

25. DEVIL.

26. STREAKING?

27. DEVIL.

28. OH...

29. DEVIL WORSHIP?

30. D—HUH?

31. HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?

32. I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.

33. YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.

34. BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.

35. NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY

36. DEVOID OF JOY.

37. OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.

38. THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP, NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A

39. GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...

40. UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.

41. BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,

42. SOUL-MOVING, KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF

43. EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE

44. PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.

45. AMEN.

46. AMEN.

47. REVEREND PUTTY?

48. YES, OREL?

49. WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU THAT—AHEM—AS CHRISTIANS, WE

50. MUST BE SKEPICAL—SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE

51. PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND

52. OF THE DEVIL.

53. DRINKING TO EXCESS?

54. THE DEVIL.

55. GAMBLING?

56. THE DEVIL.

57. SELF-PLEASURE?

58. OH.

59. GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU

60. FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?

61. OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY, BUT I THINK I'D BETTER

62. CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

63. AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES, COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN

64. ACROSS THE STREET?

65. YES, MA'AM.

66. I'D BE HAPPY TO.

67. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

68. NICE TRY, DEVIL.

69. BUT I— PLEASE.

70. GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.

71. YEAH.

72. I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.

73. OH, HERE, MA'AM.

74. LET ME HELP.

75. WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

76. MY PLEASURE—AH!

77. DARN YOU, DEVIL!

78. WHA— OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN

79. SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.

80. YOU'RE TELLING ME.

81. OH...

82. OW!

83. OW!

84. HA!

85. AAH!

86. YAY!

87. HA HA!

88. DAD?

89. WHERE?

90. I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.

91. I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S

92. PLEASURE TRAPS.

93. AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.

94. WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING

95. A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP

96. IN THE MORNING.

97. CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN

98. FOR WORK TOMORROW.

99. FINE.

100. OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.

101. GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.

102. GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN IN ALL OF MORALTON.

103. AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE

104. PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED ME INTO ENJOYING.

105. AMEN.

106. PHEW.

107. THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA MAKE GOD HAPPY.

108. YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO PLEASE THE LORD.

109. OREL...

110. OREL, MY SON.

111. GOD?

112. YES, OREL.

113. I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A

114. REALLY SUPER JOB.

115. I AM?

116. YES, MY SON.

117. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

118. I...

119. LOVE...

120. YOU.

121. GEE!

122. OW!

123. UH...

124. UH-OH.

125. BUT JUST WHEN I WAS SURE I'D CUT OUT ALL OF MY MOST SATISFYING

126. PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST PLEASING OF THEM ALL.

127. OUCH.

128. IT'S EVEN STARTED CAUSING STRANGE THINGS TO HAPPEN.

129. TO MY BODY.

130. YOUR BODY, HUH?

131. OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE RED EMERGENCY.

132. GEE.

133. YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.

134. HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.

135. GOLLY!

136. THEN WHAT CAN I DO?

137. TRY THIS, OREL.

138. WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM

139. WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT OR ACTION.

140. COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.

141. PAIN?

142. YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.

143. OH.

144. TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.

145. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BE CURED.

146. GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.

147. YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS, OREL.

148. PRAISE THE LORD.

149. PRAISE THE LORD!

150. OH!

151. OW!

152. PRAISE GOD ♪ AH!

153. OH!

154. THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.

155. AMEN.

156. OH!

157. OW!

158. AMEN.

159. YI!

160. ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.

161. AHH...

162. AH!

163. SPARE ANY CHANGE, PAL?

164. THANK YOU, AND MAY GOD— DON'T!

165. BLESS YOU.

166. OH...

167. OH!

168. AH!

169. YI!

170. ARGH!

171. HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?

172. OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.

173. YOU SEE— HEY, WAIT A SECOND,

174. YOU UNDERSTAND.

175. YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

176. I'VE TURNED THE CORNER WITH PAIN.

177. TURNED THE CORNER?

178. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

179. HERE.

180. IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.

181. STOP BY SOMETIME.

182. OK, THANKS.

183. UH!

184. YAH!

185. HEY, YOU MADE IT.

186. WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A LITTLE TOUR.

187. OK.

188. > WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.

189. GOSH.

190. WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.

191. NO, PLEASE.

192. INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU, CHRISTIAN SCUM!

193. NO, NO!

194. HEE HEE!

195. HA!

196. NO, RED, RED!

197. OW!

198. OOH!

199. WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER THEY SCREAMED "RED"?

200. THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN THINGS GO TOO FAR.

201. TOO FAR?

202. MM-HMM.

203. STONE THE SINNER!

204. UH!

205. AH!

206. AHH.

207. OH.

208. HMM...

209. GIDDYUP!

210. GIDDYUP!

211. GIDDYUP!

212. YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,

213. WE COMBINE PAIN AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A

214. WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL PLEASURE.

215. HUH.

216. YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES

217. CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.

218. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

219. OK.

220. OW!

221. OW!

222. OH...

223. YEAH...

224. HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME, OREL.

225. OH, YOU WILL.

226. SEE YA!

227. OREL.

228. WHO'S THERE?

229. I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE

230. BEEN VERY BAD.

231. I HAVE?

232. MM-HMM.

233. TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!

234. HALLELUJAH!

235. UH, OH, BROTHER.

236. I THINK I'D BETTER GO TALK TO DAD.

237. YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT WHO DOING WHAT?

238. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, YOUNG MAN.

239. UH...

240. HUH.

241. JUST—JUST MEET ME IN MY STUDY.

242. OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

243. GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S

244. PLEASURES.

245. YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED

246. HATING YOUR PAIN.

247. I KNOW.

248. I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE, EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.

249. THAT'S NOT GOOD, MY LITTLE MAN.

250. I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU

251. ANYTHING?

252. YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS

253. JUST ONE BIG JOKE.

254. I GOT NOTHING.

255. GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE.

256. WELL, IT'S TIME TO START THINKING.

257. THINK HARD.

258. IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE

259. ABILITY TO LEARN.

260. GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.

261. I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN AGAIN AND QUICK.

262. GOOD BOY, SON.

263. GOOD BOY.

264. BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?

265. OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.

266. YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE

267. OF THINGS.

268. OK.

269. BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,

270. IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

271. HUH?

272. JUST KIDDING.