Moral Orel 2x6

Directed by Dino Stamatopoulos • Chris McKay

Orel's friend, Tommy, is placed in the 'Special Retarded Education' program.

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1. WASN'T JUST ONCE A MONTH.

2. I SURE DO LOVE SCIENCE.

3. I GUESS IT'S JUST THE WAY IT HAS TO BE, TOMMY.

4. REVEREND PUTTY IS A VERY BUSY MAN.

5. ALL RIGHT.

6. SETTLE DOWN, EVERYONE.

7. WHO CAN REMEMBER FEBRUARY'S LESSON?

8. OREL?

9. WE LEARNED THAT THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS MADE UP OF 10% GAS,

10. 20% SIN, AND 70% HEAVEN-FLAVORED AFTERLIFE.

11. VERY GOOD.

12. ANY QUESTIONS ON THAT?

13. DOUGHY.

14. IS SIN RADIOACTIVE?

15. YES. THAT'S WHY IT'S DANGEROUS TO GET IT NEAR YOUR

16. GROIN.

17. YIKES.| BUT, REVEREND PUTTY...

18. YES, TOMMY?

19. I THOUGHT 4% OF THE UNIVERSE IS MADE UP OF ATOMS AND—

20. TOMMY, CAN'T YOU LISTEN?

21. BUT I READ IN A BOOK THAT— WELL, I READ "DRACULA" IN A

22. BOOK, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE IN TRANSYLVANIA.

23. HEE HEE!

24. ATOMS?

25. OK. THIS BAKING SODA REPRESENTS ANGELS.

26. THIS VINEGAR REPRESENTS GOD'S WILL, AND THIS BOTTLE IS...

27. THE HOLY GHOST?

28. NO.

29. THE HOLY SPIRIT.

30. YES, AND WHEN THEY'RE MIXED TOGETHER, WE SEE HOW GOD CREATED

31. THE EARTH 6,000 YEARS AGO.

32. WOW. SMELLS LIKE EASTER EGGS.

33. THAT'S A LONG TIME.

34. IN FACT, 6,000 YEARS IS THE LONGEST TIME THERE COULD EVER

35. BE.

36. HMM.

37. BUT THEN HOW DOES TIME KEEP GOING?

38. HERE'S HOW, AND I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL.

39. HEY, TOMMY, WANT TO PLAY SUPERGOD?

40. I DON'T MIND BEING THE DEVILLER THIS TIME.

41. IT'S ONLY PRETEND.

42. "DEVIL ME THIS, SUPERGOD."

43. OREL, DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

44. WELL, I THINK THAT— IT'S JUST—

45. GOD IS PERFECT, RIGHT?

46. AND GOD MADE YOU, SO YOU MUST BE PERFECT JUST HOW YOU ARE.

47. I DON'T KNOW.

48. I TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT REVEREND PUTTY TEACHES, BUT

49. SOMETIMES IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.

50. WELL, I CAN TUTOR YOU.

51. HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

52. YOU SOAK IN EVERYTHING HE SAYS LIKE A SPONGE.

53. YEAH, AND I CAN MAKE YOUR BRAIN A SPONGE, TOO.

54. NOW LET'S PLAY.

55. OK.

56. AND ALL-POWERFUL CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, BUT AT A MOMENT'S

57. NOTICE, HE CAN BECOME...

58. SUPERGOD—MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL-POWERFUL.

59. CAN CREATE A ROCK SO HEAVY THAT EVEN REGULAR GOD CAN'T LIFT IT.

60. WELL, QUITE FRANKLY, MR. AND MRS. LITTLES, YOUR SON TOMMY

61. SCORED POORLY ON HIS IQ TEST.

62. OH, DEAR.

63. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

64. HE'S ALWAYS STUDYING.

65. STUDYING DOESN'T HELP WITH IQ TESTS.

66. THAT'S WHY IT'S THE PERFECT MEASUREMENT FOR HOW STUPID HE

67. IS.

68. HOW STUPID IS HE?

69. VERY. YOU SEE, THESE QUESTIONNAIRES WERE DEVELOPED BY

70. PROFESSORS AT MORALTON UNIVERSITY.

71. TAKE A LOOK.

72. "COMPLETE THE PATTERN— FLOWER, BUD, STEM, SEED..."

73. GOD'S GIGGLES.

74. PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD, EH?

75. AND HE GOT THAT WRONG?

76. WELL, HIS ANSWER WAS POLLINATION.

77. THAT'S MORONIC.

78. NOW, NOW, "MORONIC" IS A HARSH WORD AND NOT SOCIALLY

79. ACCEPTABLE ANYMORE.

80. WE PREFER TO CALL YOUR SON RETARDED.

81. OH, MY TOMMY.

82. ALTHOUGH IT'S EXACTLY AS BAD AS IT SEEMS, THE CONSOLATION IS

83. THAT WE DO HAVE A CLASS HERE AT DIORAMA ELEMENTARY THAT WILL

84. GENEROUSLY CONDESCEND TO HIS LACK OF MENTAL CAPABILITIES.

85. WITH A QUALIFIED TEACHER?

86. QUALIFIED? OH, NO, NO, NO.

87. WE CAN'T WASTE THOSE...

88. HMM, BUT WE CAN ASSIGN HIM A BRAIN BUDDY TO KEEP HIM FROM

89. SPAZZING OUT IN PUBLIC.

90. OREL!

91. YES, PRINCIPAL FAKEY?

92. REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!

93. HOT DOG!

94. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, TOMMY.

95. WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH DO I HAVE TODAY, MOM?

96. BOLOGNA, AND I'M PACKING SOME POTATO CHIPS, TOO.

97. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

98. WELL, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO CHOKE NOW, DO WE?

99. I'M NOT GOING TO CHOKE.

100. GET READY.

101. OREL WILL BE HERE SOON.

102. OREL?

103. HEY, I'M NOT TAKING MY BIKE, MOM.

104. OF COURSE NOT.

105. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RIDE THAT THING EVER AGAIN.

106. MORNING.

107. READY FOR SCHOOL, TOMMY?

108. TAKE CARE OF HIM, OREL.

109. WHAT'S GOING ON?

110. BYE, MRS. LITTLES.

111. BYE, TOMMY. I LOVE YOU.

112. HERE WE ARE.

113. OREL, WHAT'S GOING ON?

114. THIS ISN'T OUR CLASS.

115. NO, BUT IT'S YOUR CLASS NOW.

116. I HEAR IT'S NICE.

117. BUT— WELL, WELL, WELL.

118. THIS LITTLE SMARTY PANTS MUST BE TOMMY, MUSTN'T HE?

119. I AM YOUR NEW TEACHER MS. STOOPDOWN, AND THESE WILL BE

120. YOUR NEW ONLY FRIENDS FROM NOW ON.

121. SO YOU SEE, CHILDREN, GOD

122. CREATED NUMBERS TO COUNT THINGS FOR US WHEN OUR BRAINS GET

123. TIRED.

124. NUMBER TWO COUNTS TWO THINGS.

125. NUMBER 8 COUNTS 8 THINGS.

126. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT NUMBER 6 IS GOOD AT COUNTING?

127. VERY GOOD. 6 THINGS.

128. OH, LOOK.

129. THE BIG HAND HAS HIT ANOTHER NUMBER.

130. THAT MEANS I GET TO HAVE ANOTHER BREAK.

131. SEE YOU IN TWO NUMBERS.

132. UM, I'M NOT RETARDED.

133. YES, YOU ARE.

134. YOU'RE RELIGIOUSLY RETARDED LIKE US.

135. YEAH. WE'RE CURIOUS.

136. DON'T SAY THAT.

137. IT'S TRUE. FACE IT.

138. WE HAVE OPEN MINDS.

139. YEAH. WE DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING ON FAITH.

140. THE COAST IS CLEAR.

141. COME ON. LET'S READ.

142. OH, GOOD. COME ON.

143. HURRY BEFORE SHE GETS BACK.

144. HERE, TOMMY.

145. OH, THANKS.

146. HA HA HA! DUNCE!

147. KNUCKLEHEAD!

148. GODTARD.

149. HA HA HA!

150. SORRY I'M LATE, TOMMY.

151. LET'S GO.

152. HEY, OREL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH THIS

153. GOOFYTUNES?

154. YEAH.

155. I'M, UH— HE'S TUTORING ME.

156. TUTOR? YOU?

157. YOU'RE A LOST CAUSE.

158. WHY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY 10 COMMANDMENTS THERE ARE.

159. HA HA HA!

160. HA HA! THERE ARE 10 OF THEM.

161. TICKLE, TICKLE, OW!

162. TICKLE, TICKLE, OW!

163. TICKLE, TICKLE, OW!

164. MOM, GOD IS PERFECT, RIGHT?

165. YES. HE'S THE MOST HANDSOME, UNDERSTANDING, AND SATISFYING

166. MAN A WOMAN COULD EVER ASK FOR.

167. OH, BUT WHAT ABOUT— OREL, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE

168. ME FEEL INADEQUATE ABOUT MY MARRIAGE?

169. GOSH, NO.

170. STINKING DEAD-END JOB.

171. HELLO, SWEETHEART.

172. THERE'S MY GAL.

173. HEY, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU?

174. SURE. IN MY STUDY.

175. OK.

176. YOU DON'T SEEM AT ALL NERVOUS, YOUNG MAN.

177. BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

178. OH. RIGHT.

179. WELL, I GUESS MY BELT CAN HAVE THE DAY OFF.

180. DARN IT.

181. DAD, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT MY NEW RESPONSIBILITY OF

182. TAKING CARE OF TOMMY.

183. THE HALF-WIT, EH?

184. YEAH. I'M CONFUSED.

185. GOD MADE HIM, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF WHY HE'D DO A THING LIKE THAT

186. TO TOMMY.

187. CAN GOD MAKE MISTAKES?

188. GLAD YOU ASKED, OREL.

189. GOD MAKES TWO KINDS OF MISTAKES.

190. THE FIRST KIND IS CALLED A MIRACLE—YOU KNOW, BLEEDING

191. STATUES, BURNING BUSHES, EARTHQUAKES AND HURRICANES THAT

192. DESTROY DISGUSTING FOREIGN CULTURES.

193. THOSE ARE ALL GOOD MISTAKES THAT BACK UP OUR FAITH IN POSITIVE

194. WAYS.

195. THEN THERE ARE HIS NOT-SO-GOOD MISTAKES—THE COMMON COLD,

196. TRAFFIC JAMS, AND THE MENTALLY RETARDED.

197. THEY'RE CALLED GOD'S BLUNDERS.

198. BUT HOW CAN GOD BE OMNIPOTENT AND MAKE BLUNDERS?

199. WELL, WHEN I SAY WORDS LIKE "MISTAKES" AND "BLUNDERS," YOU

200. MISS MY SLY LITTLE WINK.

201. THAT WINK MEANS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT GOD.

202. ALL WE DO KNOW IS THAT WHEN HE "GOOFS UP" LIKE THAT, IT'S JUST

203. AN ILLUSTRATION OF THE SPOOKIEST COMMANDMENT OF ALL—

204. "THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS."

205. YIKES.

206. SO THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS.

207. YOU BETCHA.

208. THOSE MISTAKES TEST OUR FAITH.

209. WOW. THANKS, DAD.

210. YOU HELPED A LOT.

211. HEH HEH HEH.

212. BUT HOW IS THAT A COMMANDMENT?

213. SHH. SHH SHH SHH.

214. YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO WALK ME EVERY MORNING, OREL.

215. LOOK, TOMMY. I LIKE IT.

216. IT HELPS ME TEST MY FAITH.

217. YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE, STUPID.

218. YEAH, LIKE "ABRAHAM BEGAT ISAAC."

219. OOH!

220. OR "BLESSED ARE THE MEEK."

221. OH!

222. YEAH, OR "HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN."

223. AAH!

224. HEY, THEY'RE HURTING MY FRIENDS.

225. TOMMY, WAIT!

226. YOU'RE A JERK. HA HA HA!

227. NORMAL KIDS, NORMAL KIDS, LISTEN TO ME.

228. GET LOST, OREL.

229. WE'RE PLAYING MISSIONARY.

230. WAIT, EVERYONE, PLEASE.

231. LISTEN UP.

232. JUST BECAUSE THESE KIDS ARE DIFFERENT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE

233. SHOULD TREAT THEM BADLY.

234. I MEAN, GOLLY, IF GOD LOVES THEM FOR THEIR INADEQUACIES, THEN WE

235. SHOULD, TOO.

236. YOU SEE, GOD LOVES EVERYONE, EVEN THE STUPID AND RETARDED

237. LIKE THESE POOR CHILDREN, BECAUSE, AS HARD AS IT MAY BE TO

238. BELIEVE, GOD WANTS THEM THIS STUPID.

239. YES, THESE CHILDREN ARE NOT AS LUCKY AS WE ARE, BUT WE

240. SHOULDN'T RIDICULE THEM.

241. WE SHOULD PITY THEM WITH ALL OF OUR LOVE AND PATIENCE, FOR WE

242. ALL KNOW GOD IS PERFECT, SO THEY ARE PERFECT, PERFECTLY STUPID,

243. PERFECTLY.

244. SORRY, KID.

245. YEAH. YOU'RE SAD.

246. OH, YEAH.

247. POOR GUY.

248. OH, BOY.

249. WELL, AT LEAST HIS HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

250. POOR KID.

251. HMM, POOR KIDS.

252. HELLO. GOOD-BYE.

253. SKULL!