Moral Orel 2x5

Directed by Chris McKay

Miss Censordoll takes Orel under her wing.

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1. HERE YA GO, BOYS!

2. TWO SUPER DUPER STRAWBERRY PHOSPHATES—IN HONOR OF THE

3. FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN POLYP.

4. YUM!

5. GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!

6. NO PROB, OREL.

7. THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.

8. OH, NO.

9. YIKES.

10. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MR. FIGURELLI?

11. YOU LOOK WORRIED.

12. THE EGG LADY.

13. MISS CENSORDOLL— THE LIBRARIAN?

14. YEAH.

15. EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.

16. PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.

17. REAL PICKY.

18. UH-OH.

19. MORNIN', FRAN!

20. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?

21. UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.

22. EXTRA SLITHERY.

23. SURE THING.

24. GIVE ME THOSE!

25. NO PROB!

26. HUH.

27. I GOTTA GO THROW UP ALL OF A SUDDEN.

28. WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?

29. NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.

30. I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!

31. YOU SURE LIKE EGGS, DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?

32. WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?

33. THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY PLEASURES... NEXT TO PICKETING.

34. PICKETING?

35. MMM, PICKETING.

36. YOU KNOW—PROTESTING, PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?

37. GOD'S?

38. ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.

39. HEH, AS LONG AS— SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.

40. YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL

41. SANCTIONS...

42. FOR THE TIME BEING.

43. PHEW!

44. THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE

45. CUSTOMERS.

46. GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE PICKET THE CORNER STORE,

47. MR. FIGURELLI?

48. AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS FINDS A REASON.

49. IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.

50. WOW.

51. I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND MORE TIME AT THE LIBRARY.

52. WHY ARE YOU LURKING BACK THERE, PUPPINGTON?

53. JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.

54. HOT DOG!

55. PICKET SIGNS!

56. THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST

57. STORY EVER TOLD."

58. THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.

59. OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL, IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT

60. THEM JUUUST RIGHT.

61. BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE OF OUR LORD.

62. IT CAN'T BE BAD.

63. LET'S LET GOD BE THE JUDGE OF THAT, SHALL WE?

64. OF COURSE.

65. THAT GOD.

66. EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.

67. WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?

68. OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.

69. AH, YES.

70. NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.

71. THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY ONTO MY SHELVES,

72. EH, MY PRETTIES?

73. YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE FOR THE OFFENSIVE.

74. THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.

75. IT IS?

76. I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.

77. GEE, THANKS!

78. YES.

79. THAT'S WHAT I NEED.

80. A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.

81. STORY OF JESUS, IMMORALLY TEASES!

82. STORY OF JESUS, IMMORALLY TEASES!

83. PLEASE LET US IN.

84. WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN

85. FOR TWO HOURS?

86. WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.

87. UM... ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?

88. IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.

89. THIS MOVING PICTURE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED

90. MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.

91. THAT'S RIGHT.

92. WE'RE OFFENDED!

93. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAVE EXACTLY 21/2 DECADES

94. BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A

95. SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS "PIT OF HELL."

96. GULP. HAPPY...

97. 40th BIRTHDAY?

98. INDEED.

99. YOUR BIRTHDAY?

100. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING, MISS CENSORDOLL?

101. I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY

102. UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN UNSAVORY PASSAGE

103. AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.

104. BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET PRESENTS!

105. BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.

106. FLUIDS SWITCHING BODIES IS THE

107. NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.

108. COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!

109. GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!

110. STOP USING SCIENCE!

111. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,

112. SOLDIERS.

113. WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.

114. GOOD WORK, OREL.

115. CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD OMELET, HMM?

116. NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.

117. I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.

118. SUIT YOURSELF.

119. BLAH, BLAH.

120. WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER PHONYCROPS?

121. OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD START ON LABELING THESE

122. PLUMS, OREL.

123. NEAT!

124. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.

125. SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.

126. AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S

127. ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.

128. BLAH.

129. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

130. I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS

131. CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT, PLEASE.

132. BAD TIME, SON.

133. ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME EXPECTANT MAMAS.

134. HOW?

135. WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE

136. I COULD PUT SALTPETER IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.

137. SO... THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?

138. NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,

139. UNBORN, BABY CHICK.

140. NO.

141. AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT

142. COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.

143. BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!

144. HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.

145. AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T KNOW IT, NEITHER.

146. FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...

147. HUH.

148. NAW...

149. IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED

150. ABOUT THAT PART OF AN ANIMAL'S BODY.

151. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

152. FOLLOW ME.

153. HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.

154. THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE, WHOREEN, SLUTZI,

155. HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.

156. GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH UP, FARMER—

157. HUSH, BOY.

158. WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO PUT ON A SHOW.

159. UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.

160. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

161. YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.

162. OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.

163. EASY, SLOW, SLOW, YOU FILTHY LITTLE...

164. I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON YOU AND YOUR PERT,

165. THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT— OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,

166. DO YA... UHH.

167. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME

168. FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

169. OUTLAW ALL THE...

170. OREL.

171. WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE PHOSPHATE?

172. NO USE, FIGURELLI.

173. YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.

174. BRIBES WON'T WORK?

175. YOU'RE INHUMAN!

176. AND YOU'RE SELLING IMMORAL GOODS.

177. AW, COME ON, SON.

178. HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?

179. YOU GET IT?

180. C'MON, OREL!

181. NOT THE EGGS!

182. I CAN'T DEAL WITH CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.

183. MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.

184. HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER THAN I WANT TO GET!

185. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME

186. FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

187. OH...

188. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

189. OH...

190. AND WHAT IS ALL THIS HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?

191. THAT LITTLE BRAT!

192. HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!

193. OH, HE IS, IS HE?

194. OREL!

195. HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!

196. PRETTY GREAT, HUH?

197. I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.

198. BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!

199. AND WHO DEEMED THAT?

200. THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY LADY PLACES.

201. UM, YES, WELL, THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.

202. WHY?

203. OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,

204. AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!

205. REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.

206. WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.

207. OH. OOH.

208. OH. OH.

209. OH.

210. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.

211. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME

212. FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

213. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...

214. AAH!

215. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.

216. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.

217. OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.

218. OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS...

219. THE EGGS.

220. BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO

221. BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?

222. GOOD.

223. RIGHT.

224. HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?

225. ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS, MR. FIGURELLI?

226. OH, SURE!

227. THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?

228. HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?

229. THEY'RE SIN-FREE.

230. SIN-FREE.

231. THAT'S FOR ME.

232. I HAVE TO GO.

233. SEE YA, FRANNY!

234. THIS WAY, MA'AM.

235. OH, THERE.

236. HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM?

237. AU NATUREL.

238. OHH... MMM...

239. MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.

240. MM, MM.

241. OH... OH...

242. OH... PRECIOUS EGG.

243. OHH... MMM...

244. HELLO. GOODBYE.