1. I PUT IT TO YOU, BILLY, THAT
YOU CHEATED IN THE ANNUAL
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2. MAKING THINGS CONTEST AND
THEREFORE DON'T
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3. DESERVE THE FIRST-PRIZE TROPHY!
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4. BUT I DID MAKE IT.
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5. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
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6. HOW DID ELEMENTAL OREL FIGURE
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7. IT OUT?
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8. ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR DOUGHY.
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9. BILLY'S SUBMISSION
TO THE CONTEST WAS A FLOWER,
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10. AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A FLOWER!
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11. OH!
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12. THANK YOU, OREL.
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13. SURE THING, TINY TINA!
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14. THANKS, OREL!
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15. THINK NOTHING OF IT!
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16. YEAH, THANKS, OREL.
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17. NO PROBLEM, BILLY.
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18. WOW, OREL.
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19. YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE EVER!
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20. NO, DOUGHY.
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21. THE BEST DETECTIVE WAS
KING SOLOMON.
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22. HE CLEVERLY DEDUCED THAT A
MOTHER NEVER WANTS HER BABY
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23. CUT IN HALF.
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24. OH, YEAH.
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25. THAT WAS SOME CAPER.
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26. OREL! DINNER TIME!
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27. COMING, MOM!
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28. SEE YA TOMORROW AT CHURCH,
DOUGHY.
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29. BYE, OREL.
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30. SO, WRAPPING UP, STEALING
IS...
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31. STEALING!
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32. DO I EVEN HAVE TO WASTE
MY BREATH, HERE?
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33. STEALING IS A SIN.
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34. AMEN.
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35. AMEN!
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36. OK, THE SERMON IS OVER.
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37. TIME TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION
FOR THAT LITTLE NAIL-BITER
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38. AND FORK UP SOME CASH.
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39. JOE, WILL YOU PASS AROUND THE
DONATION TRAY?
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40. NO!
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41. I'M NOT ASKING, PAL.
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42. STUPID, WALKING AROUND ON MY
DUMB FEET.
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43. I HAVE TO GO NOW.
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44. WOMEN...
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45. ALWAYS LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE
CHECK.
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46. SAY, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
SUCH A SMALL BOY.
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47. GRANDPA SENT IT FOR MY
BIRTHDAY!
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48. OH!
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49. HMM!
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50. HIYA, JOE!
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51. HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN
THE TRAY THIS WEEK?
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52. NOTHING!
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53. I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID MONEY!
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54. HEH HEH.
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55. THE POOR KID.
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56. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS
IS IT?
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57. A NICKEL?
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58. UM, WELL, SOMEBODY STOLE THE
MONEY!
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59. STOLE?
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60. BUT MY WHOLE SERMON WAS ABOU—
DOESN'T ANYBODY LIS—THAT'S
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61. GOD'S MONEY!
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62. I WAS COUNTING ON SOME
"GET LUCKY" CASH FOR TONIGHT!
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63. HI, MARIONETTA.
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64. SHE DID IT!
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65. I SAW HER STEAL THE
MONEY OUT OF THE DONATION TRAY!
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66. NO, I DIDN'T!
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67. I WASN'T EVEN IN CHURCH TODAY!
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68. WELL, SOMEONE BETTER OWN UP
TO IT.
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69. THIS VIRGINITY ISN'T GOING TO
LOSE ITSELF.
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70. REVEREND PUTTY, I CAN FIND
OUT WHO STOLE
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71. THAT MONEY FOR YOU.
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72. FOR THAT NICKEL.
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73. FINE. HAVE IT!
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74. I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
RELY ON THE OL' PERSONALITY
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75. TONIGHT.
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76. I CAN'T ACTUALLY START WORK
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77. ON THIS UNTIL AFTER
THE SABBATH, BUT, MARIONETTA,
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78. JOE, YOU TWO ARE OUR
PRIME SUSPECTS.
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79. WHAT?
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80. THIS GAME IS STUPID.
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81. SEE YOU TOMORROW!
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82. MOM! I GOT ANOTHER CASE
TO SOLVE!
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83. MOM? OH!
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84. MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE A MYSTERY
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85. FOR REVEREND PUTT—MOM?
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86. BAD DIRT.
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87. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DIRT.
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88. MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE
THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING
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89. DONA—MOM?
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90. YAY!
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91. HEY, OREL, WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR NUMBER SEVEN ON THE ANATOMY
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92. TEST?
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93. EVIL.
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94. AH, OF COURSE!
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95. HEY, MARIONETTA, DON'T RUSH
AWAY.
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96. YOU'RE STILL A SUSPECT IN THE
CASE, YOU KNOW?
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97. OREL PUPPINGTON, YOU CAN'T
THINK I STOLE THAT MONEY.
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98. I WAS DELIVERING CRIPPLE FOOD
TO THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED.
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99. SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR-TIGHT
ALIBI. MM!
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100. THE SAMSON AND DELICIOUS!
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101. I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY FOR
THAT!
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102. WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?
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103. OH.
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104. CAN YOUR FAMILY BACK UP THE
CRIPPLE FOOD STORY, MARIONETTA?
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105. NO. THEY DON'T KNOW I DID IT.
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106. AND WHY NOT?
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107. WELL, THEY WANTED TO STAY AT
HOME.
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108. SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO
CHURCH AND PRAY FOR ALL OF US.
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109. MM-HMM, BUT YOU DISOBEYED
THEM AND DELIVERED FOOD INSTEAD.
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110. WELL...
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111. HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
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112. YOU BETTER STICK WITH US.
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113. COME ON, DOUGHY.
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114. [MOM HUMMING "HALLELUJAH
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115. SO, YOU SAY THAT YOUR
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116. SON JOE CAME STRAIGHT HERE
FROM CHURCH?
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117. YEAH.
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118. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MOW HIS
DYING GRANDPA'S LAWN BUT
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119. DECIDED TO RIDE THAT NEW-TIMEY
SCOOTER OF HIS INSTEAD.
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120. IT'S TRUE.
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121. I BROUGHT HIS GRANDPA LUNCH,
AND THE GRASS WAS VERY LONG
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122. AND UNRULY.
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123. YOU'RE ONLY HELPING HIS CASE,
MARIONETTA.
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124. HOW?
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125. IN DUE TIME.
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126. NOW LET'S GO SEE JOE.
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127. HE'S IN THE BACKYARD.
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128. HI, JOE!
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129. HEY, OREL!
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130. ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT
JOE BOUGHT THAT ICE-CREAM CONE,
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131. WHEN IN CHURCH HE SAID HE DIDN'T
HAVE ANY MONEY?
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132. MAYBE HE FOUND SOME CHANGE ON
THE STREET.
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133. BOY, OREL, YOU SURE ARE
BRAINY.
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134. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ALL
RIGHT.
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135. HEH HEH!
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136. SEE? WHAT'S MORE,
JOE IS COMPLETELY
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137. INNOCENT OF THE CRIME.
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138. HUH? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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139. IT'S ELEMENTAL, DOUGHY!
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140. JOE COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THAT
DONATION MONEY,
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141. BECAUSE THE EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT
HE FOLLOWS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
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142. HE EVEN RESISTED
THE TEMPTATION TO MOW
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143. HIS AILING GRANDFATHER'S LAWN ON
THE SABBATH.
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144. THEREFORE LOGIC DICTATES THAT
HE'D NEVER BREAK THE EIGHTH
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145. COMMANDMENT—
"THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
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146. SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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147. BUT MARIONETTA SKIPPED CHURCH
TO HELP THE NEEDY INSTEAD OF
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148. HONORING HER MOTHER AND FATHER.
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149. ANYONE WHO WOULD BREAK
THAT COMMANDMENT WOULD SURELY
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150. BREAK "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
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151. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
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152. IT'S ONLY LOGIC.
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153. BUT I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
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154. THERE SHE GOES!
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155. FOLLOW HER!
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156. SHE'LL LEAD US TO THE MONEY!
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157. THIS SHOULD BE VERY
ENLIGHTENING!
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158. MOMMY, MARIONETTA IS CRYING!
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159. MOMMY? MOMMY!
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160. WE DON'T YELL IN THE HOUSE,
DEAR.
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161. THAT'S FOR ITALIANS.
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162. BLOBERTA, WHERE IS MY TIE?
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163. WHEREVER YOU PUT IT, DEAR.
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164. STINKING DEAD-END WIFE.
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165. GOSH, MY MOM IS TREATING
THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE
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166. HER FAMILY!
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167. I DON'T KNOW, OREL.
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168. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S JUST
IGNORING THEM AND FED UP AND
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169. NOT HAPPY AT ALL TO BE THERE.
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170. EXACT... LY.
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171. I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME.
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172. BYE, DOUGHY.
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173. MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY...
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174. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
MYSTERY.
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175. MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY.
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176. DEAR GOD, IT'S ME—OREL.
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177. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT MY MOM.
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178. YOU SEE, WELL,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
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179. THIS, BUT SHE'S GOT ANOTHER
FAMILY.
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180. THAT'S RIGHT!
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181. ANOTHER HUSBAND AND ANOTHER
SET OF KIDS.
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182. AND THIS JUST DOESN'T SEEM
RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
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183. COULD HELP ME OUT—
OREL, CAN YOU QUIT PRAYING
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184. FOR TWO MINUTES?
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185. I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SLEEP!
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186. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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187. YES. AND I THINK IT'S
DISGUSTING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS
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188. PRACTICING BIGAMY.
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189. BIGAMY?
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190. YES. SHE'S A BIGAMIST.
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191. THAT MEANS SHE HAS TWO FAMILIES
WHEN SOME OF US
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192. DON'T EVEN GET ONE.
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193. IT'S A RIP-OFF.
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194. OHH.
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195. DID YOU SOLVE MY CASE?
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196. DID YOU GET MY MONEY BACK?
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197. WELL, YOU BETTER GO GET IT
BEFORE GOD FINDS OUT.
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198. OREL, I HAVE PROOF POSITIVE
THAT JOE DID IT!
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199. YOU SEE, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONEY YOU PUT IN THE DONATION
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200. TRAY!
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201. GIVE ME THAT.
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202. OREL!
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203. HI, MOM.
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204. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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205. DETECTIVE WORK.
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206. WELL, QUIT IT.
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207. TOO LATE.
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208. I ALREADY KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST.
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209. WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH
A DISGUSTING WORD?
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210. OREL, WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF THIS?
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211. DAD!
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212. HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US LIKE
THIS!
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213. I—THE—HUH?
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214. MAYBE WE'D BETTER CALL IT A
DAY.
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215. HUH?
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216. GET THE TOYS.
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217. RIGHT HERE.
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218. WE'LL SEND FOR OUR DETERGENTS.
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219. DAD?
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220. NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, YOUNG
MAN, UNTIL WE MEET IN MY STUDY!
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221. OREL, I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT
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222. AROUND THE BUSH.
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223. THIS IS GOING TO BE AN
AWKWARD CONVERSATION.
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224. YEAH, I GUESSED THAT.
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225. YOU SEE, SON, A BIG PART OF
MARRIAGE IS TRYING REALLY HARD
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226. NOT TO GET SICK OF EACH OTHER.
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227. WHEN THAT INEVITABLY FAILS,
PARENTS SOMETIMES HAVE TO
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228. MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.
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229. THAT MEANS SWINGING.
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230. SWINGING?
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231. YES! YOU SEE,
I LIKE TO WATCH YOUR MOTHER
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232. BE A HOUSEWIFE TO ANOTHER
FAMILY.
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233. IT EXCITES ME WHEN I SEE HER
BEING DISTANT WITH ANOTHER MAN
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234. AND HIS CHILDREN.
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235. THEY CALL IT VOYEURISM.
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236. I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
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237. ALL THIS MAKES
ME FEEL A LITTLE...
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238. EXCITED?
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239. NO.
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240. TIRED?
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241. NO.
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242. SAD?
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243. YEAH.
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244. OREL, THAT'S OK.
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245. SADNESS IS JUST NATURE'S
SPANKINGS.
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246. IT MEANS YOU LEARNED YOUR
LESSON TWICE AS WELL.
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247. OH! HA HA!
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248. BUT WHAT DID I LEARN?
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249. WHY, IT'S ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR
OREL.
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250. MIND YOUR OWN LITTLE BUSINESS!
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251. WHOA!
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252. HELLO. GOOD-BYE.
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