Moral Orel 2x2

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Orel befriends a stray dog and Bloberta allows Orel to keep it. After a while, the two grow very attached and Orel becomes worried that he's loving his dog Bartholomew more than Jesus. Bartholomew quickly spreads enough love around Moralton that convinces the adults that he is a danger.

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1. MINE!

2. OOH, FRIEND!

3. HEY, DAD, WANT TO PLAY CATCH WITH ME?

4. HAS GRAVITY GONE AWAY, OREL?

5. NO, SIR.

6. THEN DON'T ASK ME TO TAKE THE PLACE OF SOMETHING THAT

7. THE GOOD LORD HAS ALREADY PROVIDED FOR YOU.

8. OK...

9. CATCH, GOD!

10. GOOD ARM!

11. NICE THROW.

12. GO ONE LONG!

13. UGH.

14. HEY!

15. GOOD CATCH!

16. AND WHO DO YOU BELONG TO?

17. GEE.

18. I DON'T SEE ANY IDENTIFICATION.

19. DAD!

20. HEY, DON'T BOTHER ME, SON.

21. HEADS UP!

22. MOM!

23. LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

24. OREL, YOU KNOW THAT LIVING ANIMALS AREN'T ALLOWED NEAR

25. THE DELICIOUS ONES.

26. I WANT TO KEEP HIM AS A PET.

27. NONSENSE.

28. YOU ALREADY HAVE SHAPEY.

29. CAKE!

30. BUT I WANT SOMETHING THAT'S CUTE AND THAT LOVES ME—

31. AND THAT LICKS MY FACE.

32. YUMMY!

33. CAN I KEEP HIM, MOM?

34. PLEASE?

35. OH, ALL RIGHT, BUT ONLY IF IT'LL STOP YOU FROM ASKING ME

36. QUESTIONS.

37. GEE, THANKS!

38. NOW SPRAY YOUR HANDS.

39. WE'RE EATING SOON.

40. OK, LITTLE GUY, THIS IS YOUR

41. NEW HOME.

42. FIRST THINGS FIRST.

43. YOU NEED A NAME.

44. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD CALL YOU?

45. THAT'S IT!

46. BARTHOLOMEW!

47. ONE OF OUR LORD'S LESSER KNOWN, YET VERY IMPORTANT DISCIPLES!

48. TIME FOR SOME TRAINING,

49. BARTHOLOMEW.

50. PLAY DEAD!

51. WOW, FAST LEARNER.

52. NOW, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE TOUGHER...

53. PLAY LAZARUS!

54. AMAZING!

55. GOOD DOG!

56. HERE'S A REAL TRICKY-TRICK.

57. FIRST BOOK OF SAMUEL, CHAPTER 17, VERSE...

58. YEP, THAT'S AN OLIVE BRANCH, ALL RIGHT.

59. GOSH, BARTHOLOMEW, COMPARED TO YOU, LASSIE WAS A HEATHEN.

60. HEY, OREL.

61. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STUPID, UGLY DOG?

62. OH, HI, JOE.

63. THIS IS BARTHOLOMEW!

64. I'M JUST TEACHING HIM A FEW TRICKS.

65. HEY!

66. GET LOST, MUTT!

67. AND NOW WHAT DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?

68. TRAINED HIM TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

69. LOUSY TURN THE OTHER CHEEK...

70. WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?

71. YOU SHOULD HAVE BIT ME, STUPID DOG!

72. OK, BARTHOLOMEW— PREACH!

73. PREACH!

74. ROUGH, ROUGH, ROUGH, ROUGH.

75. IT'S ROUGH IN HELL.

76. BUT IF YOU FOLLOW MY SERMON, YOU WILL AVOID THE BLAZING PIT.

77. FOR TODAY'S LESSON IS ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I DON'T GET

78. LOVE.

79. SURE, IT'S EASY TO PREACH WHEN YOU GOT FEAR AND GOD'S RELIABLE

80. SPINE-CHILLING WRATH ON YOUR SIDE, BUT LOVE?

81. HOW CAN WE APPLY LOVE TO OUR FAITH?

82. ANYBODY?

83. NOPE, IT'S A TRICK QUESTION.

84. LOVE JESUS.

85. GOD WANTS YOU TO LOVE JESUS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN

86. THE WORLD.

87. MORE THAN YOUR MOTHER.

88. MORE THAN YOUR FATHER.

89. MORE THAN YOUR FAVORITE FOOD.

90. AND, YES, EVEN MORE THAN MONEY.

91. FOR JESUS IS GREATER THAN ALL

92. THESE THINGS PUT TOGETHER.

93. AND IF YOU PRAY TO HIM, HE CAN GET YOU MONEY,

94. SO IT'S A WIN-WIN.

95. AMEN?

96. AMEN!

97. AND TODAY AS YOU LEAVE, I WILL BE HANDING OUT FREE GIFTS

98. TO INSPIRE YOU IN YOUR DAY.

99. I THINK YOU YOUNGSTERS WILL ESPECIALLY GET A KICK

100. OUT OF THEM.

101. WELL, WHAT A FLATTERING SHOT, REVEREND.

102. YOU'RE WELCOME.

103. OK, KIDS, ONE AT A TIME.

104. PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.

105. DOGGIE!

106. WATCHA GOT THERE, REVEREND?

107. HUH? OH, HERE.

108. WOW!

109. NEAT!

110. HOW MUCH IS IT?

111. GRATIS.

112. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT DOG, OREL?

113. OH, YEAH.

114. THAT'S MY DOG, BARTHOLOMEW.

115. ISN'T HE CUTE?

116. THANKS, REVEREND!

117. DON'T FORGET YOUR INSPIRATIONAL PHOTOS, KIDS!

118. IN SHORT, YOUR LITTLE BOBBY

119. IS EXTREMELY CREATIVE AND A FREE THINKER, SO THEREFORE

120. HE'S SUSPENDED FOR 3 WEEKS.

121. UGH, THAT'S RECESS.

122. THE FIRST DAY THE KIDS GET TO USE THE NEW JESUSLAND

123. PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT.

124. HMM.

125. SPENT A FRACTION OF THE SCHOOL BUDGET ON THOSE LITTLE MONSTERS.

126. THEY'D BETTER APPRECIATE IT.

127. NOW, BE A GOOD GIRL, SUZY,

128. AND WALK FOR ME.

129. NO!

130. MR. AND MRS. FIGURELLI, I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING PHYSICALLY

131. WRONG WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.

132. WE HAVE TO ASSUME THAT IT'S JESUS' WILL THAT SHE NEVER

133. WALKS AGAIN.

134. LA, LA, LA, LA!

135. HI, DR. POTTERSWHEEL!

136. JUST CAME BY TO CHEER UP THE PATIENTS!

137. HURRY, OREL.

138. WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR BIBLE YOUTH FUN CLUB.

139. YOU KNOW HOW INTOLERANT THEY CAN ALL BE.

140. I CAN'T FIND MY BIBLE, DOUGHY.

141. YOU HAVE DOZENS OF THEM

142. THERE ON YOUR BOOKSHELF.

143. YEAH, BUT NONE OF THOSE IS MY LUCKY BIBLE.

144. BARTHOLOMEW, PLEASE!

145. OH, IT'S NO USE.

146. I'LL NEVER FIND IT.

147. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO

148. USE OL' GOSPY.

149. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

150. ME OREL, ME OREL!

151. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, JESUS!

152. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SINNER!

153. MY LUCKY BIBLE!

154. YOU FOUND IT!

155. OH, BARTHOLOMEW, YOU'RE THE BEST!

156. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

157. WHY, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN...

158. GOD WANTS YOU TO LOVE

159. JESUS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD...

160. WHAT'S THE MATTER, OREL?

161. THIS ISN'T GOOD, DOUGHY.

162. IT ISN'T?

163. THAT'S NOT GOOD!

164. I THINK I LOVE BARTHOLOMEW MORE THAN JESUS.

165. YIKES!

166. YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE!

167. BUT— THAT'S A SIN!

168. I KNOW.

169. I JUST NEED SOME TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.

170. THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO LOVE JESUS MORE THAN A DOG.

171. HMM...

172. SON OF A...

173. HMM?

174. Y'ELLO!

175. HEY, DAD.

176. WHAT'S UP, REAL SON OF MINE?

177. HOW DO YOU KEEP FROM LOVING SOMEONE TOO MUCH?

178. GLAD YOU ASKED, OREL.

179. LOVE IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL, VERY INTENSE FEELING FOR

180. A STARTLINGLY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

181. BEFORE LONG YOU REALIZE IT JUST GETS IN THE WAY OF THE REAL

182. IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE JUST GOING TO SLEEP OR

183. BEING LEFT ALONE.

184. THAT'S WHEN LOVE STARTS FADING AND LIES KICK IN.

185. BUT HOW LONG DOES IT ACTUALLY TAKE FOR LOVE TO FADE?

186. OH, QUICKER THAN YOU THINK, KID.

187. QUICKER THAN YOU THINK.

188. OK, BOY, LET'S JUST WAIT FOR THIS LOVE TO FADE.

189. OH!

190. I KNOW!

191. I'LL READ MORE ABOUT JESUS AND MY LOVE FOR HIM WILL SURELY

192. GROW EVEN STRONGER.

193. THEN, I WON'T HAVE TO LOVE YOU LESS.

194. "I SAY UNTO YOU, LOVE THINE ENEMIES."

195. YEAH...

196. HATE, HATE, HATE!

197. WHEN THE GLUTTONS PUT ON WEIGHT!

198. HATE, HATE, HATE!

199. WHEN THE GLUTTONS— BOO!

200. GOD HATES YOU, FATTY!

201. GOD HATES YOU!

202. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AWW...

203. "SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN."

204. GOOD OL' JESUS!

205. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO QUIT ASKING ME THAT?

206. BUT I MISS DADDY!

207. HERE'S YOUR DADDY!

208. OH, YOU'RE JUST NOT HELPING,

209. BARTHOLOMEW.

210. I BET IF JESUS WERE HERE, EVEN HE WOULD LOVE YOU MORE THAN

211. HE LOVES HIMSELF.

212. "THE SON OF MAN WILL BE DELIVERED INTO THE HANDS OF MEN,

213. AND THEY WILL KILL HIM."

214. THERE HE IS!

215. DOUGHY!

216. YOU JUDASED ME.

217. SORRY, OREL.

218. I HAD TO.

219. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BURN IN HELL.

220. YOU LOVE THAT DOG MORE THAN J-JESUS!

221. WHAT ARE MY SERMON'S TO YOU, OREL?

222. CHINESE EAR FOOD?

223. HUNGRY ALREADY?

224. NO, REVEREND.

225. YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG,

226. YOUNG MAN.

227. YES, DAD.

228. THEN DO THE RIGHT THING.

229. BARTHOLOMEW, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN JESUS MORE THAN EVER...

230. AND THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

231. OK, DAD.

232. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE BARTHOLOMEW UP.

233. GOOD.

234. HAND HIM OVER TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.

235. HE HAS A SHOT FOR HIM THAT WILL BE VIRTUALLY PAINLESS.

236. RIGHT, DOC?

237. WELL, I'M NO VET, BUT THEN AGAIN I'M ONLY GONNA KILL IT.

238. GEE, DAD, DOES HE HAVE TO DIE?

239. WITH ALL THAT LOVE BEING SPREAD EVERYWHERE, THIS DOG IS

240. DANGEROUS.

241. UM...

242. WELL, MY OFFICE IS ALL THE WAY UP THAT HILL THERE.

243. "THE ANGEL SAID TO THE WOMEN,

244. DO NOT BE AFRAID, FOR I KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR JESUS,

245. WHO HAS RISEN."

246. OF COURSE!

247. HALLELUJAH!

248. HMM.

249. FOR A BOY WHOSE DOG WAS JUST DESTROYED, YOU'RE PRETTY

250. CHIPPER, OREL.

251. WELL...

252. I CAN'T BE TOO SAD.

253. AT LEAST ONE DAY I KNOW I'LL SEE BARTHOLOMEW IN HEAVEN!

254. OH, OREL, ANIMALS AREN'T ALLOWED IN HEAVEN.

255. THEY AREN'T?

256. OF COURSE NOT.

257. DOES THAT MEAN BARTHOLOMEW IS GOING TO BURN IN HELL?

258. MM-MMM.

259. NOT THAT EITHER.

260. YOU SEE, ANIMALS HAVE NO SOULS WHATSOEVER.

261. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO TASTY WHEN WE EAT AND DRINK THEM.

262. WELL, WHY DIDN'T GOD GIVE 'EM A SOUL?

263. BECAUSE THAT WOULD GO AGAINST THE BIBLE.

264. AND NOT EVEN GOD CAN DO THAT.

265. BUT— RULES ARE RULES!

266. MMM!

267. SOMETHING SOUNDS DELICIOUS!

268. HELLO, GOOD-BYE.