Moral Orel 2x19

Directed by Chris McKay

Clay takes his son, Orel, on a camping trip.

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1. OH!

2. OH!

3. I HOPE THAT TEACHES YOU A LESSON, YOUNG MAN.

4. IT SURE DOES, DAD.

5. I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG

6. EVER AGAIN!

7. GOOD BOY, SON.

8. GOOD BOY.

9. AHH.

10. IS THAT IT?

11. YEP, YOU CAN GO.

12. OH.

13. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME MORE?

14. NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX FOR A WHILE.

15. GEE.

16. HMM.

17. HMM.

18. OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING

19. TOGETHER?

20. FATHER-AND-SON?

21. AND HOW!

22. GOOD.

23. IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO HUNT.

24. HUNT?

25. YEP!

26. MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY

27. THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING

28. WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR

29. SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED LABORATORY RATS.

30. WHAT, POPS?

31. PLAYING GOD!

32. GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!

33. YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND

34. MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.

35. WELL, I DON'T MIND GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST

36. WATCHING.

37. NONSENSE!

38. NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE

39. MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.

40. BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL ADVENTURE!

41. BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.

42. SURE, YOU CAN.

43. IT'S EASY — AS LONG AS YOU GOT ONE OF THESE BABIES.

44. WOW.

45. I NEVER NOTICED ALL

46. THIS BEFORE.

47. YEAH, THEY SORT OF BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.

48. FOLLOW ME, KID!

49. OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.

50. THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY

51. FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.

52. UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.

53. SO...

54. WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE

55. WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO

56. THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.

57. OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

58. IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.

59. IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL, MY YOUNG MAN.

60. IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.

61. WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.

62. FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE

63. HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND OFF OLD GUNNY...

64. TO HIS FIRSTBORN SON.

65. EH, HERE — WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE INSTEAD?

66. OH.

67. I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!

68. NO NEED, KIDDO.

69. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.

70. ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.

71. AND THE GUN.

72. OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE THIS LITTLE SACK.

73. LITTLE?

74. JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?

75. HUH?

76. WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.

77. OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...

78. OR THIS...

79. OR DEFINITELY THIS.

80. BUT — NOW, WHAT'S THIS?

81. OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE LUCKY SHIRT!

82. FAVORITE?

83. YEAH!

84. OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.

85. IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE

86. JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS MUCH AS ME.

87. ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY.

88. HEY, DAD?

89. WE RETURN TO ANOTHER WONDERFULLY INSPIRATIONAL REPEAT

90. OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.

91. ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES

92. IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW DINOSAURS.

93. AHH. THAT'LL DO IT.

94. AHH.

95. AHH!

96. THIS IS THE LIFE, KID — OUT IN THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING

97. YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND

98. BUSTLE OF NAGGING.

99. YEAH.

100. AHH.

101. LET'S HUNT!

102. MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET YOU USE MY LUCKY RIFLE.

103. MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET YOU USE MY LUCKY RIFLE.

104. WHOOPS.

105. OH, COME ON.

106. AHH!

107. WHOA!

108. SON OF A...

109. WHY DID YOU PULL ME AWAY FROM HER, DAD?

110. NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH THE ENEMY!

111. AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!

112. OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,

113. WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.

114. GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY HAPPY TO ME.

115. HAPPY?

116. HAPPY?

117. OREL, THAT THING IS EATING GRASS!

118. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!

119. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.

120. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS

121. OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!

122. BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.

123. GET OUT OF THE WAY!

124. DAD!

125. GOT HER! HA HA!

126. I WIN!

127. AND YOU LOSE.

128. HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!

129. W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

130. WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.

131. DAD, THAT'S NOT A RABBIT.

132. IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.

133. OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE JUST...

134. NATURE'S RABBITS.

135. HEY!

136. HEY!

137. ECHO.

138. THAT'S MY DOG!

139. LET'S LOOK FOR OTHER RABBITS THIS WAY REALLY FAST.

140. OOH.

141. DAD?

142. I'M HUNGRY.

143. THIS IS ALL WE GOT, SON — WHAT I KILLED AND YOU

144. DIDN'T.

145. YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU DIDN'TKILL?

146. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT IF YOU'RE REALLYHUNGRY...

147. COME ON, COME ON.

148. YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY OTHER FOOD?

149. OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS

150. RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE EATEN!

151. WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?

152. OKAY.

153. WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO KILL SOMETHING.

154. GOOD SOY, BUN.

155. GOOD SOY.

156. WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.

157. HERE WE COME!

158. UHH...

159. ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.

160. I THOUGHT SO.

161. W-WELL, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE...

162. TOO DRUNK...

163. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OREL.

164. DRUNK...

165. IS...

166. NATURE.

167. I'M NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU

168. RIGHT NOW.

169. YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH ME?

170. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH

171. YOU?

172. AHH.

173. I GOT TO TELL YOU, OREL...

174. YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.

175. NOW, LOOK AT ME.

176. YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE

177. OF LIFE.

178. BLIGHT?

179. I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT," I SAID, "BLIGHT."

180. MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.

181. "BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.

182. IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING DEATH."

183. AND THAT'S...

184. NOT...

185. OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

186. MY LIFE ISFULL OF BRIGHT.

187. YOU MEAN BLIGHT?

188. OH, GOD.

189. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

190. I HATE MYSELF.

191. WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?

192. SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.

193. "I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!

194. DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!

195. I'M GREAT!" AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE

196. EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!

197. THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID — EVERY WOMAN!

198. DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!

199. ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!

200. THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO

201. STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN, PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,

202. AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN

203. THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT, THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE

204. ON YOUR HEAD!

205. YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO

206. AND NO ONE TO BE!

207. DAD!

208. HELLO, GOODBYE!