Moral Orel 2x18

Directed by Chris McKay

Orel holds a premiere of his new stop-motion animated film in his back yard for a number of the leading authority figures of Moralton.

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1. YOU AND ME GOT A LOT IN COMMON, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.

2. I THINK OF MY ENTIRE PRODUCE SECTION AS A CLASSROOM, AND

3. IRONICALLY, THE EGGS ARE THE DUMB ONES AND THE CABBAGES ARE

4. THE EGGHEADS.

5. REVEREND PUTTY, TUNA CONE?

6. Rev. NO, THANKS.

7. OH, BUT IT'S A FUN HORS D'OEUVRE.

8. Rev. NOT FOR ME, IT ISN'T.

9. OH, COME ON, REVEREND.

10. IT'S DELICIOUS.

11. Rev. BLOBERTA, I HAVE ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,

12. AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN

13. 13 SECONDS.

14. OH.

15. NO, YOU'RE BETTER WHEN YOU DRINK.

16. OH, DANIELLE.

17. I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.

18. THANKS FOR COMING TO THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,

19. EVERYONE.

20. OREL, I HOPE THAT'S NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS

21. YOU'RE USING.

22. NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF DAD'S BED.

23. WHAT?

24. OH, GOOD.

25. HMM. HMM.

26. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS

27. I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I

28. HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL

29. MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.

30. I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF

31. STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.

32. BUT FEAR NOT.

33. STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT

34. POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL

35. THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.

36. AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE VOICES.

37. NO WAY. I QUIT.

38. THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.

39. OH, WELL.

40. PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE

41. STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM "CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND

42. THE UNHOLY TRINITY!" [ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]

43. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

44. CLOUDS ABOVE ♪ ♪ OH, HERE COMES THE LORD

45. CHURCH ♪

46. HEY.

47. HEY. "HEY,

48. OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.

49. GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."

50. "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON, MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY

51. BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?" "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE

52. TO HURRY.

53. GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.

54. GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."

55. "YES, FATHER."

56. "FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN

57. MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE

58. SO IMPORTANT.

59. I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO

60. FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS

61. WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE

62. US JESUS.

63. I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.

64. I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

65. I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE FOREVER.

66. AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?

67. I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST IMPORTANT RULES — TREASURE

68. GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE, GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER

69. WASTE MY SPERM.

70. AMEN."

71. "DOUGHY, LOOK.

72. GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.

73. WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."

74. "OKAY.

75. HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?" It's "Orel."

76. "OREL."

77. "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN IDEA."

78. "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER YOUR HEAD THERE."

79. "YOU'RE RIGHT.

80. LET'S START DIGGING.

81. LET'S STOP DIGGING."

82. "GOOD IDEA.

83. THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE

84. GROUND."

85. "IT SURE IS NOT.

86. LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."

87. "BUT WHY?" "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD

88. AND NAKED NOW."

89. "HALLELUJAH.

90. BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."

91. "I'M GONNA READ FROM THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A

92. DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.

93. 'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.

94. CHING CHING CHING CHONG.

95. SPAGHETTI.

96. TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'" "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."

97. "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY

98. BEING DEAD ANYMORE.

99. HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."

100. "UH-HUH!" "I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK

101. THIS IS ALL BAD."

102. "RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.

103. RAARR!

104. GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.

105. GOD IS VERY PLEASED."

106. "MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN

107. WHEN HE WAS DEAD."

108. "YES, BUT WE SHOULD STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR

109. GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."

110. ♪ BOW DOWN

111. TO JESUS' BIDDING ♪ ♪ I KID YOU NOT —

112. THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ♪

113. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD.

114. I SHALL NOT WANT.

115. HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY

116. SOUL.

117. "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED THEIR CLOTHES OFF.

118. I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."

119. "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR DAD.

120. I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY

121. STUDY — GLUG, GLUG, GLUG — BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE

122. STUDY... TO YOU.

123. I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE YOU.

124. AND THAT'S IT — NOTHING ELSE."

125. "I KNOW."

126. "COME HERE, OREL, WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS

127. UP FROM MY SPANKING."

128. IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?

129. WHAT?

130. "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS

131. ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.

132. NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.

133. IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."

134. "HERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES.

135. TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER THEM."

136. "RAR!" "THANKS, OREL.

137. NOW YOU ARE SMART.

138. NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.

139. I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."

140. "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN, ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO

141. THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.

142. MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN I DO THIS."

143. GIVE ME THAT.

144. I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.

145. GIVE IT BACK!

146. HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE IN — THIS MOVIES GETS

147. 21/2 UGHs!

148. LET ME READ THE LINES.

149. AND HERE THEY ARE — UGH, UGH, UG—

150. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

151. MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS

152. MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY SHEET.

153. DOUGHY, GO AND SAY YOUR LINE.

154. UM. YES.

155. AND HERE'S A SNAKE.

156. JOE!

157. I HOPE IT EATS OREL.

158. "YES, THAT'S FUN AND GOOD, BUT NOT — MASTURBATING

159. ISN'T."

160. "OH, NO.

161. THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE OF SPERM."

162. "I ALWAYS PUT MY SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT

163. WASTE, HOPEFULLY."

164. HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB

165. GUY IN SCHOOL.

166. HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE

167. DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.

168. UGH.

169. LET ME READ THE LINE.

170. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

171. "HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."

172. "HEY, OREL.

173. HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.

174. THREE CHEERS!

175. HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?" DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.

176. "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."

177. BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED

178. IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.

179. JOE, DON'T DO THAT WITHOUT THE —

180. "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S BEDROOM.

181. REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE LADIES HAVE BABIES?"

182. JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!

183. "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.

184. I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT

185. LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS AGO."

186. STAY ON THE SCRIPT, JOE.

187. UGH, UGH, OHH!

188. "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.

189. IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO

190. HELL."

191. AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM

192. UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CLOWN.

193. HI, DAD."

194. "WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?

195. THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."

196. "LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS ALL OVER HIM.

197. I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND

198. MY NAME IS OREL."

199. "OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!

200. THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.

201. MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG, BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A

202. CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.

203. AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S

204. FAVORITE JERK.

205. OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.

206. AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE, AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,

207. JESUS?" "YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE

208. YOU'RE STUPID."

209. THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.

210. I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO SOMEDAY.

211. YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.

212. I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

213. "OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.

214. YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS, BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN

215. EVER.

216. NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF, JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,

217. UGH!" WHOA!

218. THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.

219. I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.

220. WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?

221. YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.

222. SHUT UP.

223. I HATE IT AGAIN.

224. WHOA, UGH.

225. HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS

226. AND EARWAX.

227. NOW OREL'S BEATING UP MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,

228. BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI, BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.

229. HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE DRUGS.

230. OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.

231. AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S

232. BUTT ALL AT ONCE.

233. YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!

234. LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE — YOU'RE ALL DUMB.

235. HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY

236. "AHH"?

237. UGH!

238. HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT

239. IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?

240. UGH!

241. BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.

242. ENJOYING THE SHOW?

243. AND ME — I'M STUPID, TOO.

244. UGH!

245. GEE, JOE COMPLETELY CHANGED THE MEANING OF

246. EVERYTHING I WROTE.

247. GOSH, OREL, THAT'S TOO BAD.

248. YEAH. I GUESS, SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET

249. MISINTERPRETED.

250. LIKE WHAT?

251. HMM. NOT SURE.

252. FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ♪ ♪ SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN

253. JESUS CHRI— ♪ [ RECORD SCRATCHES

254. HELLO, GOODBYE!