Moral Orel 2x16

Directed by Jeff Gardner

Orel tries out for the lead role in the School Pageant, however he has some stiff competition.

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1. HELL ♪ ♪ YES, THEY'RE THE DEVIL'S

2. CLIENTELE ♪ ♪ SO THINK WITH YOUR HEART

3. ANYTHING LESSER ♪ ♪ THINK ONLY WITH YOUR HEART

4. GOD BLESS YOU.

5. GO WITH THE LORD.

6. YOU KNOW, LILY, DALE, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FITTING TO

7. COME OUT HERE TO THE MORALTON ZOO COMPOUND AND SING

8. OUR SONGS IN FRONT OF GOD'S CREATURES.

9. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, LEIF, HONEY.

10. OH, HONEY.

11. ESPECIALLY RIGHT HERE, WHERE THE LAMB AND THE LION LAY DOWN

12. TOGETHER.

13. AMEN, LILY, HONEY.

14. YOU SEE, THIS IS OUR FINAL FAREWELL PERFORMANCE.

15. OH, NO!

16. HEAR HIM OUT.

17. BUT DON'T WORRY.

18. LEIF AND I ARE GOING TO BE WORKING ON A SOLO PROJECT

19. TOGETHER.

20. OH, HONEY.

21. UM, AND I'M GOING TO WRITE A FAMOUS MUSICAL — A FAMOUS

22. BROADWAY MUSICAL.

23. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANKS!

24. ALL RIGHT, CLASS, IT'S TIME AGAIN TO HOLD OUR ANNUAL

25. ELEMENTARY-SCHOOL JUVENILE PAGEANT FOR CHILDREN.

26. THIS YEAR WE HAVE THE HONOR OF WELCOMING EX-CRUCIFOLK

27. DALE ARMATURE, WHO WILL DIRECT THE WORLD PREMIERE OF HIS

28. NEVER-BEFORE-WANTED MUSICAL, "CROONING JESUS."

29. GOSH.

30. I JUST HAVE TO GET THAT PART.

31. I WAS BORN TO PLAY JESUS.

32. GEE, OREL, WHO ELSE WOULD BE EVEN HALF AS GOOD AS

33. YOU?

34. UH-HUH. "A" PLUS. "A" PLUS.

35. "A" PLUS. UH-OH. "A"?

36. "A" PLUS.

37. JUNIOR, WHAT'S THIS — "CROONING JESUS"?

38. IT'S A FLYER FOR THE SCHOOL PAGEANT, FATHER.

39. BUT WHAT'S THIS MESHUGGA?

40. CROONING? WHAT'S CROONING?

41. IT'S LIKE CANTING BUT WITHOUT THE "NO JESUS."

42. I SEE.

43. JUNIOR, MY SON, WHEN WE FINALLY REALIZED THE MESSIAH WAS RIGHT

44. UNDER OUR NOSES THE WHOLE TIME, THERE WAS ONE LOSS THAT WAS TOO

45. HEARTBREAKING TO EVER UTTER OUT LOUD.

46. AND THAT WAS THE LOSS OF ALL

47. THOSE CANTING LESSONS YOU TOOK.

48. WHEN I THINK OF HOW WE FLUSHED ALL MY HARD CASH DOWN THE —

49. UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH.

50. OH, YEAH, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

51. UH WHEN I THINK OF HOW WE FLUSHED ALL YOUR HARD

52. WORK DOWN THE CRAPPER BY ACCEPTING CHRIST AS OUR SAVIOR,

53. HOLY OY!

54. BUT NOW, JUNIOR, I WANT YOU TO GET THE LEAD ROLE IN THIS

55. FAKAKTA PLAY "CROONING JESUS."

56. YOU HEAR ME?

57. YES, FATHER.

58. MAYBE WE CAN GET YOUR FAMOUS UNCLE BERNIE TO COME SEE IT.

59. THE MAN WOULD PLATS LIKE JOSEPH WHEN MARY BROKE THE NEWS.

60. THANKS!

61. GOOD JOB, OREL.

62. GEE, THANK YOU, SIR.

63. COME ON, OREL, KEEP IT MOVING.

64. WHO'S NEXT?

65. JUNIOR CHRISTEEN.

66. CHRISTEEN?

67. CHRISTEEN, CHRISTEEN, CHRISTEEN.

68. OOH, LIKE IN FAMOUS BERNIE CHRISTEEN, BROADWAY

69. MUSICAL PRODUCER?

70. THAT'S MY UNCLE.

71. WE SEE HIM EVERY "H-H-HCHRISTMAS."

72. H-H-HCHRISTMAS?

73. BUT IF I GET IN THE PLAY, HE'LL MAKE A SPECIAL TRIP TO

74. COME SEE ME IN IT.

75. I SEE.

76. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, KID.

77. BE GOOD, BE GOOD, BE GOOD, BE GOOD, BE GOOD, BE GOOD, BE GOOD.

78. FOR MY AUDITION, I WILL BE

79. PLAYING THE ROLE OF JESUS, SINGING THE SONG THAT ENDS

80. ACT ONE.

81. ♪ I'M NOT —

82. ACH-CHEM.

83. DIRTY OLD FLOOR ♪ ♪ I'VE THOUGHT OF A NEW

84. CHRISTIAN WAY TO BE ♪ ♪ A RELIGION BASED ON LITTLE OLD

85. ME ♪ ♪ I'VE FOUND THE KEY TO HEAVEN'S

86. DOOR ♪ ♪ BECAUSE I'M NOT A JEW

87. ANYMO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-RE ♪ MMM.

88. OH, MY GOD.

89. I AM A GOOD WRITER!

90. HELLO, CROONING JESUS.

91. HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE PART YET, MRS. GRAY.

92. OH, TUT, TUT, OREL.

93. YOU'RE A NATURAL.

94. HA HA!

95. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE STAR OF THE SINGING-SONG SHOW.

96. FINGERS CROSSED, OFFICER PAPERMOUTH.

97. ME, TOO, OREL.

98. BREAK A LEG, LITTLE JESUS.

99. CAST LIST SHOULD BE UP BY NOW.

100. THANKS, DOC.

101. OH, NO!

102. OMELET FACE MASK?

103. Rev. YEAH. YOU GET IT?

104. I THINK SO.

105. Rev. JUDAS HAD...

106. EGG ON HIS FACE.

107. Rev. IT'S SORT OF A SWITCHEROO.

108. NO, IT ISN'T.

109. Rev. SURE, BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT HIM TO HAVE A

110. WHOLE OMELET ON HIM.

111. REVEREND, I'M A WRITER.

112. I KNOW A SWITCHEROO.

113. THAT'S NOT A SWITCHEROO.

114. Rev. THEN WHAT IS IT?

115. I DON'T KNOW. NOTHING.

116. Rev. BUT IT'S FUNNY.

117. YOU CAN HAVE IT.

118. FANTASTIC. THANK YOU.

119. OREL, COME IN!

120. CONGRATULATIONS, KID!

121. J-J-JUDAS?

122. Y-Y-YES!

123. NOT JESUS?

124. NO, NOT QUITE, BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, YOU GOT THE

125. BETTER ROLE, AND HE WAS JESUS' CLOSEST DISCIPLE.

126. YEAH, BUT — I KNOW. IT'S A BIG "BUT."

127. JUDAS BETRAYED JESUS.

128. I JUST CAN'T, MR. ARMATURE.

129. OREL, HE'S A PIVOTAL CHARACTER, AND THERE'S A GREAT

130. SONG.

131. GET A LOAD OF IT.

132. BOUNCY, ISN'T IT?

133. MR. ARMATURE?

134. MR. ARMATURE?

135. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

136. I CAN'T IMAGINE EVER SINGING THAT

137. IN A MILLION YEARS!

138. IT'S TOTALLY IN YOUR RANGE AND EVERYTHING.

139. I HAD MY HEART SET ON JESUS!

140. WE CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT, KID.

141. AND SOMETIMES WE EVEN NEVERGET WHAT WE WANT.

142. BUT WHO COULD PLAY JESUS BETTER THAN ME?

143. OY VEY AND HALLELUJAH!

144. I DID IT. I'M JESUS.

145. I'M JESUS ALREADY!

146. SO, YOU SEE, OREL, THAT'S THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT.

147. I CAN'T HAVE TWO JESUSES.

148. I MEAN — I'M SORRY,

149. MR. ARMATURE.

150. I CANNOT PLAY JUDAS.

151. SURE YOU CAN.

152. COME ON, JUDAS.

153. GIVE IT A TRY.

154. HIT IT!

155. CUT!

156. KID, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

157. I JUST CAN'T, MR. ARMATURE.

158. I GUESS I'M NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ACTOR TO REALLY HATE JESUS.

159. OKAY, OKAY.

160. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

161. THINK, THINK, THINK.

162. OKAY. THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK.

163. I GOT IT. GOT IT.

164. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GOOD ACTOR, OREL.

165. YOU CAN BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN.

166. I CAN?

167. SURE.

168. I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT IT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, THERE

169. WOULD NEVER BE CHRISTIANITY IF IT WASN'T FOR GRUMPY OLD JUDAS.

170. OH!

171. IN FACT, YOU MIGHT EVEN CALL JUDAS ONE OF THE BIGGER HEROES

172. OF CHRISTIANITY.

173. A HERO?

174. YOU BETCHA!

175. HE WAS REAL IMPORTANT TO THE RELIGION.

176. HMM...

177. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. ARMATURE?

178. WHAT, OREL?

179. I THINK I CAN JUDAS JESUS!

180. GREAT NEWS!

181. WELL, DO YOU SEE HIM?

182. DO YOU SEE YOUR UNCLE FAMOUS?

183. UM, YES, THERE HE IS.

184. GET OUT OF THE WAY.

185. LET ME SEE.

186. OH, LORD.

187. HE'S REALLY HERE!

188. AAAAAH!

189. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MR. ARMATURE?

190. THEY'RE HERE — LILY AND LEIF!

191. THE MOST POPULAR 2/3 OF THE CRUCIFOLK?

192. YEAH, THEM!

193. OREL, THIS SHOW HAS TO BE A HIT.

194. IT HAS TO!

195. GOLLY.

196. GOLLY'S RIGHT!

197. THE STAKES ARE HIGH, PAL.

198. THE STAKES ARE...

199. HANDS ♪ I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

200. WHERE'S OREL?

201. ♪ 40 DAYS OF FASTING ♪ 40 DAYS OF FASTING

202. LASTING ♪ HOLY COW!

203. IT'S LIKE A CHURCH OUT THERE!

204. HOT DOG!

205. HEY, LOOK, IT'S OREL.

206. THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

207. BUT WHY, JUDAS? WHY?

208. WELL, BECAUSE...

209. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOD ♪ ♪ I HATE YOU, JESUS

210. I DID IT!

211. HEY, FAMOUS BERNIE CHRISTEEN.

212. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

213. WHAT DO I THINK?

214. I THINK IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT PANDERING JUDAS SONG, THIS PLAY

215. WOULD BE TOTALLY FORGETTABLE.

216. FORGETTABLE?

217. MY PLAY IS NOT FORGETTABLE!

218. STINK ♪ ♪ YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE

219. IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ♪ ♪ I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR

220. Rev. ♪ PRANCING GAILY ON THE WATER, A LONG-HAIRED

221. SCRAWNY CLOD ♪ ♪ YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,

222. BUT YOU SURE AIN'T THE SON OF ♪ ♪ G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOD

223. WOW.

224. EVERYONE SURE HATES JESUS!

225. WHOOPS.

226. Hello, Goodbye!