1. NOW SPREAD YOUR HANDS AND
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2. LOOK INSIDE.
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3. IT'S UNCANNY!
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4. ISN'T IT, THOUGH?
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5. SHOW ME AGAIN.
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6. I DON'T KNOW, DOUGHY.
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7. I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
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8. GEE, I THOUGHT THAT
BIG KID SAID IT WOULD LOOK LIKE
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9. A V... IRGIN MARY.
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10. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
GO ASK YOUR DAD.
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11. DADS KNOW EVERYTHING.
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12. OKAY.
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13. HEY, MOM.
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14. HEY, DAD.
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15. AH, THAT STUPID ROMANTIC
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16. RECORD...
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17. OF SILLY SOUND EFFECTS.
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18. NOW WHAT DO YOU NEED?
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19. YOUR MOM AND I ARE A LITTLE
BUSY.
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20. WELL,
DAD, I WAS WONDERING —
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21. TIME'S UP.
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22. KARL!
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23. HERE, KID, MAKE YOURSELF
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24. SCARCE FOR A FEW HOURS, WILL
YOU?
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25. HEY, DOUGHY, WHY DO
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26. YOUR PARENTS ALWAYS GIVE YOU
MONEY TO GO AWAY?
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27. GOLLY, I DON'T KNOW.
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28. TIMES MUST BE GOOD.
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29. THEY NEVER CALL YOU
ANYTHING NICE, LIKE "SON" OR
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30. "DOUGHY."
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31. OH, UH, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF THAT.
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32. THEY NEVER CALL ME SON.
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33. WELL, DON'T TAKE IT TOO
HARD, DOUGHY.
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34. LIKE JESUS SAID —
OKAY!
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35. HEY, OREL.
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36. OH, HEY, DOUGHY.
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37. HI!
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38. KIND OF LATE TO BE
SELLING CHILDREN SNACK TREATS,
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39. DON'T YOU THINK, MR. CREEPLER?
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40. NEVER TOO LATE FOR A BOY LIKE
DOUGHY.
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41. OH, THANKS!
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42. AW, I COULDN'T TAKE MONEY.
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43. BUT YOU CAN HAVE A FREE TOUR OF
THE BACK OF MY ICE CREAM VAN.
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44. MMM, NO, THANK YOU.
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45. BOY, OREL, I SURE DO HAVE A
GREAT LIFE — ALWAYS GETTING TO
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46. DO WHAT I WANT AND NEVER HAVING
TO WORRY ABOUT GERMS FROM
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47. HUGGING MY PARENTS OR ANYTHING.
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48. OH, A PRESENT.
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49. HOW GOOD.
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50. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO
BE MY SPECIAL HELPER TODAY.
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51. LET'S SEE.
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52. KENNY, A-MINUS.
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53. OREL, A-PLUS.
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54. OH, AND, DOUGHY, C-MINUS.
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55. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT'S AN
IMPROVEMENT, SON.
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56. Son!
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57. ISN'T MISS SCULPTHAM GREAT?
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58. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW THE
CORNERS OF HER MOUTH CRINKLE
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59. WHEN SHE FROWNS AT ME?
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60. AND HOW SHE DELIGHTFULLY ROLLS
HER EYES WHEN I ASK A QUESTION?
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61. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOUR PARENTS HIDE THE KEY IN
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62. A DIFFERENT PLACE EVERY DAY.
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63. GOSH,
MISS SCULPTHAM'S PENMANSHIP IS
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64. IMPECCABLE, THE WAY SHE WRITES
HER D's AND Fs — JUST LIKE AN
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65. ANGEL.
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66. GEE, DOUGHY, YOU SURE
ARE TALKING A LOT ABOUT
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67. MISS SCULPTHAM.
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68. WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
SOMEONE COULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS
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69. SHE DOES.
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70. REALLY?
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71. YEAH, SHE CALLS ME
"SON" AND EVEN PATTED ME ON THE
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72. SHOULDER ONCE.
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73. GEE, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT.
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74. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOW HER THAT
YOU LOVE HER BACK.
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75. HEY, DADS KNOW
EVERYTHING.
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76. I'LL ASK MY DAD...
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77. ONCE HE GETS HOME.
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78. GOOD IDEA.
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79. BYE, DOUGHY.
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80. BYE, OREL.
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81. PASS IT AROUND ♪
♪ 99 BOTTLES OF MILK
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82. ON THE WALL ♪
♪ 99 BOTTLES OF MILK
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83. ON THE WALL ♪
♪ 99 BOTTLES OF MILK
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84. OH.
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85. UH, HEY, GUY.
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86. YOU WERE HOME THE
WHOLE TIME?
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87. YEAH.
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88. I LEFT THE KEY OUT HERE FOR YOU.
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89. YEAH, BRILLIANT, HUH?
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90. OH.
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91. DAD —
NOW WHAT?
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92. HOW DO YOU EXPRESS
LOVE FOR SOMEBODY?
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93. UH-HUH, INTERESTING.
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94. LOOK.
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95. HERE'S A COUPLE OF BUCKS FOR
DINNER.
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96. MOM AND I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT,
AND I'M DEFINITELY GETTING
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97. LUCKY, THANKS TO GOD'S SACRAMENT
OF AWESOME MARRIAGE.
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98. OH, A PRESENT.
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99. HOW GOOD.
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100. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO
BE MY SPECIAL HELPER TODAY...
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101. HOW GOOD.
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102. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO
BE —
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103. HELLO!
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104. WHAT'S THIS?
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105. I WANTED TO SHOW YOU
MY LOVE.
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106. DOUGHY, I CAN'T ACCEPT
THIS...
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107. WITHOUT MAKING YOU MY
SUPER-SPECIAL HELPER OF THE DAY.
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108. BOY, DOUGHY, YOU SURE
WERE RIGHT.
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109. MISS SCULPTHAM DOESLOVE YOU.
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110. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
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111. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GIVE
HER TOMORROW?
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112. WELL, I SPENT ALL MY
ALLOWANCE MONEY.
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113. CAN YOU ASK YOUR
PARENTS FOR MORE?
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114. HMM... I DON'T THINK I
SHOULD BOTHER THEM RIGHT NOW.
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115. WELL, HEY, I GOT IT!
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116. WHY DON'T YOU WRITE HER A NICE
POEM?
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117. OKAY!
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118. "YOUR SOUL IS SO PURE,
OF FILTH IT IS SPECKLESS.
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119. I GAVE YOU MY HEART
ALONG WITH A NECKLACE"?
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120. HOW MUCH DID THISCOST?
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121. WELL... NOTHING.
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122. I WROTE IT MYSELF AND DIDN'T
CHARGE ME ANYTHING.
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123. WELL, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE AN
OLD "NEW SPECIAL HELPER."
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124. FIRST JOB, RETURN THIS TO
DOUGHY.
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125. OH, THIS JUST WON'T DO!
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126. MISS SCULPTHAM HAS VERY
EXPENSIVE TASTES.
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127. I'VE GOT TO GET MORE MONEY —
AND FAST!
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128. GEE, MR. CREEPLER'S
BEEN PARKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR
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129. HOUSE FOR HOURS NOW.
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130. I KNOW.
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131. HE KEEPS ASKING ME TO GET INTO
THE BACK OF HIS BORING, OLD
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132. ICE CREAM VAN.
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133. WELL, GOSH, MAYBE HE'S
JUST LONELY AND NEEDS A FRIEND.
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134. SO WHAT?
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135. I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TO THE
BACK OF HIS VAN.
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136. I WANT TO GO INTO
MISS SCULPTHAM'S VAN.
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137. HEY, I JUST GOT AN
IDEA!
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138. SINCE MR. CREEPLER LIKES YOU,
MAYBE YOU COULD GET HIM TO GIVE
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139. YOU PRESENTS.
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140. WHY WOULD I WANT
PRESENTS FROM HIM?
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141. THEN YOU CAN GIVE
THOSE PRESENTS TO
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142. MISS SCULPTHAM.
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143. WOW, OREL!
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144. YOU SURE ARE SMART!
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145. GOSH, DAD SAYS SMART
ALMOST NEVER MEANS RIGHTEOUS.
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146. I BETTER GO MAKE SURE WE'RE
DOING THE RIGHT THING.
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147. OKAY!
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148. HEY, MOM, IF A MAN
LIKES YOU, AND YOU DON'T LIKE
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149. HIM BACK, IS IT WRONG TO TAKE
PRESENTS FROM HIM?
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150. OH, WHAT A
MARVELOUS QUESTION.
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151. WE GIRLS DESERVE TO BE PAMPERED.
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152. AND IF THAT MEANS TRICKING MEN
INTO BUYING US DRESSY HEAD HATS
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153. AND FANCY FINGER RINGS, THEN SO
BE IT.
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154. BUT DOESN'T THE BIBLE
TELL US IT'S BETTER TO GIVE THAN
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155. TO RECEIVE?
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156. AS A MATTER OF
FACT, NO.
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157. IT NEVER, EVER SAYS THAT.
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158. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
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159. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,
EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER...
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160. HOWDY, MR. CREEPLER.
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161. HEY, OREL.
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162. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
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163. I CAME BY TO TALK ABOUT
MY FRIEND DOUGHY.
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164. I THINK HE KIND OF LIKES YOU.
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165. ENOUGH TO GET IN THE BACK OF
MY VAN?
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166. WELL, SOME PEOPLE
REALLY LIKE PRESENTS.
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167. PRESENTS, HUH?
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168. WELL, WHAT WOULD HE WANT?
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169. HE HAS RATHER EXPENSIVE
TASTES.
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170. WITH SOMEONE ELSE ♪
♪ YOU KEEP TURNING ME ON
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171. AND THE GAMES YOU PLAY ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER
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172. 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU ANYWAY ♪
♪ I'M SO HAPPY,
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173. AND I WANTED TO SAY ♪
♪ YOU KEEP TURNING ME ON
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174. FOR THAT TRIP TO PARIS... THE
CITY YOU LOVE... TO HATE.
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175. OH, IT WAS MY
PLEASURE.
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176. GOOD, BECAUSE HERE'S A FEW
OTHER THINGS YOU CAN GET ME FOR
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177. YOUR PLEASURE.
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178. AFTER I GET YOU ALL
THESE THINGS, THENCAN WE GO
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179. STEADY?
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180. WELL, IF YOU GET ME ALL THESE
THINGS, PLUS OTHER THINGS, THEN
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181. THAT EQUALS MAYBE.
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182. MISS SCULPTHAM, I-I
DON'T THINK YOU LOVE ME AT ALL.
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183. I'VE BEEN A FOOL.
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184. LOVE ISN'T TAKING.
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185. LOVE IS GIVING.
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186. AND I HAVE SOME GIVING BACK TO
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187. DOUGHY, WHERE ARE YOU
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188. GOING?
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189. WHERE I SHOULD HAVE
GONE FROM THE BEGINNING.
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190. OUT OF MY WAY!
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191. HEY!
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192. MR. CREEPLER?
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193. DOUGHY.
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194. I ALMOST MADE A BIG
MISTAKE.
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195. LET'S GET IN THE BACK OF THIS
VAN OF YOURS.
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196. YIKES!
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197. WHAT?
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198. COME ON, OREL.
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199. I'M THROUGH WITH ROMANCE...
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200. FOREVER.
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201. GEE, DOUGHY, YOUR
PARENTS REALLY DOLOVE YOU,
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202. AFTER ALL.
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203. THEY GIVE YOU MONEY, AND THEY
DON'T EVER WANT ANYTHING IN
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204. RETURN — NOT EVEN YOU.
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205. SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT, OREL.
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206. I REALLY DOHAVE A GREAT LIFE!
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207. BYE, DOUGHY!
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208. BYE, OREL.
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209. ♪ LIKE THE WIND BLOWS
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210. AND LIKE THE GRASS GROWS,
AS THE RIVER FLOWS,
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211. LIKE A MOTHER KNOWS ♪
♪ I KNEW IT FROM THE START
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212. BECAUSE YOU BANG MY GONG ♪
♪ YEAH, YOU KEEP TURNING ME ON
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213. HELLO, GOODBYE!
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