Moral Orel 2x13

Directed by Chris McKay

After listening to a record by Presbo the Clown about turning the other cheek, Orel continually allows himself to be beaten up by Walt, the school bully.

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1. PRESBO THE CLOWN'S BIBLE BIG TOP!

2. GOD BLESS M-ME!

3. BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ♪ ♪ WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH

4. HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ♪

5. OKAY, HERE WE GO.

6. IT'S M-ME!

7. WELL, HELLO, PRESBO, YOU SILLY CLOWN.

8. HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?

9. WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND —

10. OW, PRESBO!

11. YOU HIT ME!

12. ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER

13. CHEEK ♪ OW!

14. OW!

15. MEEK ♪ OW!

16. ♪ INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,

17. 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ♪ OW!

18. OW!

19. ♪ ... GOT TO TURN THE OTHER

20. CHEEK ♪ OW!

21. ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ♪ ♪ INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,

22. 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ♪ ♪ INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,

23. 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ♪ OW!

24. OW!

25. OREL PUPPINGTON, IT IS FAR TOO EARLY.

26. TURN THAT DOWN.

27. SORRY, MOM.

28. SAY, OREL, WHAT DID YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?

29. WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS

30. PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.

31. OH, THOUGHTFUL.

32. UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT WALT GLUEGON.

33. HE'S SUCH A BULLY.

34. OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO BAD.

35. WELL, IF IT ISN'T OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.

36. HI, WALT.

37. SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.

38. GOOD ONE.

39. YOU SURE ARE — OH!

40. SAY, THAT WASN'T VERY...

41. NICE.

42. HOT DOG!

43. OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO HAPPY?

44. BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR

45. TWO.

46. OH, YEAH?

47. GO AHEAD, TURKEY.

48. I'M READY.

49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

50. WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO.

51. OH, YEAH?

52. YEAH, ABOUT CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT

53. BY...

54. HO-O-O-O-T DOG.

55. HI, MOM.

56. HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?

57. GREAT.

58. I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.

59. HMM, SOUNDS FUN.

60. YOU BET!

61. OW!

62. ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ♪ ♪ INHERIT ALL THE WORLD

63. YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ♪ ♪ SMACK!

64. OH, MY GRACIOUS.

65. NOT NOW, OREL.

66. IT'S BLOBERTA.

67. OH, UM...

68. JUST A MINUTE!

69. OKAY.

70. JUST LOOK AT OREL'S SHIRT.

71. IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK, CLAY.

72. IT'S WORRISOME.

73. I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY DAY.

74. I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT BUDGET.

75. WHAT?

76. THIS IS SERIOUS.

77. ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

78. YAY!

79. HEY, OREL.

80. HELLO, SON.

81. OH, HI, DAD.

82. OW!

83. HERE, SHAPEY.

84. SHINY.

85. GO GET 'EM!

86. YUMMY!

87. DAD, THAT'S NOT SH— OREL, YOU KNOW YOU

88. SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,

89. BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS

90. THAT.

91. BUT I HAVE TO GET BLOODY, DAD.

92. OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT, AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER

93. CHEEK."

94. AH, YES.

95. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK — THE WAR CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.

96. OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER

97. SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF STYLE.

98. IT HAS?

99. SURE.

100. THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR

101. JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

102. THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S

103. FUNNY.

104. BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.

105. HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS

106. RIGHTEOUSNESS.

107. WOW.

108. YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORETROUBLE

109. STARTS.

110. BEFORE?

111. YEP.

112. I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO

113. TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.

114. OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE

115. BIBLE!

116. EXACTLY — THE BIBLE.

117. NOW, MAKE A FIST.

118. GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T KNOW.

119. COME ON.

120. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

121. WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND PRAYING BY ITSELF.

122. OH!

123. GEE, I HOPE I'M QUALIFIED TO TEACH WALT ABOUT THE BIBLE.

124. DING, DING, DING, STOP AND PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.

125. UH, THIS DOESN'T SOUND VERY OFFICIAL, WALT.

126. TOLL GATE COMING DOWN.

127. NOW TURN YOUR OTHER

128. CHEEK, WALT.

129. SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

130. HOORAY!

131. OKAY, MAKE A FIST.

132. THINK ♪ ♪ STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK

133. RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ♪ ♪ THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER

134. CHEEK ♪ ♪ THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

135. KEEP IT MEEK ♪ ♪ THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK

136. GEE, THANKS FOR

137. PROTECTING ME FROM WALT THE BULLY, OREL.

138. IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.

139. OH, HANDY.

140. WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS?

141. WHY NOT?

142. COULDN'T HURT.

143. READY, GO!

144. OH, AAH, YOW!

145. OH! AAH!

146. TAKE THAT, YOU!

147. OH!

148. OREL!

149. UNH!

150. AAH!

151. OW!

152. OW!

153. OH!

154. AND HERE'S A LITTLE PRESENT FROM JESUS!

155. FORGET IT.

156. SAVE IT.

157. BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA TEACH ME A LESSON?

158. NO, I'M NOT.

159. SO, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN — YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,

160. DAD?

161. OREL, A FATHER NEVER GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE

162. THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER, AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I

163. REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.

164. UH-HUH.

165. ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU

166. WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND

167. BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

168. SO, WHY DID WE EVEN COME IN HERE?

169. WELL, WE HAD TO CAST WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.

170. A SMOKE SCREEN?

171. YES.

172. IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE

173. ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.

174. NEAT!

175. YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.

176. I LOVE YOU.

177. OH, SURE DO.

178. WELL WE GOT ABOUT ONE MORE MINUTE IN HERE.

179. HELLO, GOODBYE!