1. OH, HELLO, MRS. FAKEY.
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2. NO, HE'S OUT HAVING LUNCH.
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3. SURE.
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4. HE'LL BE SORRY HE MISSED YOU.
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5. WHEW!
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6. WHAT A DAY.
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7. LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU,
LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU,
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8. LOVE YOU, YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE...
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9. THIS SANDWICH IS DRY.
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10. YOU, YOU, I LOVE
YOU, LOVE YOU, YOU, LOVE YOU,
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11. LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU,
LOVE YOU!
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12. YES, BLISS!
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13. YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE,
NURSE BENDY!
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14. YES, YES!
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15. I'M SO HAPPY!
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16. I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!
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17. OHHHHHHHH!
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18. OHH, I HATE MYSELF!
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19. I HAVE A LOVING WIFE.
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20. WHAT AM I DOING?
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21. CAN I GET A RIDE BACK TO
SCHOOL WITH YOU?
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22. OH, WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO?
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23. HELP ME, REVEREND, FOR I FEEL
GUILT.
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24. Rev. NURSE BENDY
AGAIN?
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25. IT'S AWFUL, IT'S
WRONG, AND I CAN'T STOP.
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26. SHE'S A TIGRESS.
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27. Rev. OH, YEAH?
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28. WHAT DID SHE DO?
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29. I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT.
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30. Rev. COME ON.
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31. NO.
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32. Rev. COME ON!
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33. I CAN'T.
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34. Rev. COME ON.
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35. REVEREND, PLEASE.
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36. I DIDN'T COME TO THE
REPRESSIONAL TO TALK ABOUT MY
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37. SINS.
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38. Rev. OH, RIGHT.
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39. SORRY.
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40. UH, LOOK, JUST TRY NOT TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
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41. OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.
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42. THAT IS EASY TO SAY.
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43. Rev. YOU CAN DO IT.
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44. DISTRACT YOURSELF.
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45. GIVE YOUR WIFE A BABY.
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46. THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A
GOOD HUSBAND.
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47. JUST PRETEND.
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48. OH, GOD!
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49. I HAVE A TRUSTING, BEAUTIFUL
WIFE WHO LOVES ME.
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50. Rev. ALL RIGHT,
HOTSHOT, I GET IT.
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51. QUIT BRAGGING.
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52. JEEZ.
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53. Rev. COULD YOU QUIT
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54. YOUR BLUBBERING AND MEET ME
HALFWAY HERE?
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55. LET'S GO.
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56. START BURYING.
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57. Rev. COME ON, ALICE.
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58. PUT SOME ELBOW GREASE INTO IT.
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59. HARDER.
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60. HARDER!
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61. BURY IT!
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62. OH, IT'S NO USE.
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63. I JUST CAN'T.
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64. Rev.
OKAY.
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65. JUST SAY TWO "IT WASN'T MEs"
AND THREE "I BLAME MY FATHERs."
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66. YOU'LL BE FINE.
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67. THANK YOU, REVEREND.
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68. Rev. SO, DOES
NURSE BENDY'S PULPIT MATCH HER
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69. STEEPLE?
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70. JERK.
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71. [ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
OH, HOWDY, LOVER.
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72. WHAT A BORING DAY.
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73. YOU WANT TO MAKE IT NOT
BORING?
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74. BE HARD TO DO, YOU KNOW.
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75. THAT NURSE BENDY SURE CAN...
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76. DULL YOUR EAR OFF.
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77. YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
HER.
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78. YEAH, HOW BORING SHE
IS.
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79. WHEW!
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80. THE ONLY THING MY MOUTH DOES IN
RELATION TO HER IS...
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81. YAWN.
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82. OKAY.
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83. TIME TO HIT THE SACK.
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84. IT'S ALREADY STARTED.
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85. OH, BOY.
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86. HUH?
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87. THAT'S WEIRD.
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88. HELLO, MY BEAUTIFUL,
LITTLE ANGEL BLOSSOM.
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89. YOU'REAN ANGEL BLOSSOM.
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90. I HAVE SOMETHING TO
TELL YOU.
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91. WHAT?
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92. I MEAN, GREAT.
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93. LOOK, THIS ISN'T
WORKING OUT.
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94. WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.
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95. I KNOW.
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96. IT KILLS ME, TOO, BUT THE GUILT
IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
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97. I LOVE MY WIFE.
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98. GOD, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!
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99. I HAVE TO HAVE YOU NOW — WITH
MY PANTS ON!
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100. I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU, I NEED
YOU!
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101. THIS IS IT!
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102. I LOVE YOU!
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103. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WO-O-O-O-O-E IS ME!
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104. I HATE ME.
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105. MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.
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106. I DESERVE TO GO TO HELL.
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107. I SHOULD — I SHOULD CUT IT OFF.
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108. I'M GOING TO CUT IT OFF.
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109. GIVE ME A SCALPEL.
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110. GOLLY.
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111. AAH! OREL!
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112. PRINCIPAL FAKEY, WHY DO
YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL, AND
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113. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CUT OFF?
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114. YAWN!
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115. OH, WHAT A HUMDRUM DAY.
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116. OH!
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117. LET ME OUT OF HERE.
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118. I MEAN, COME IN.
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119. YAY! BREAK!
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120. OREL, LOOK WHAT YOU LET
IN!
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121. SCAT, SHAPEY. SHOO, SHOO.
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122. DAD, THAT'S NOT SHA—
WHAT'S UP, SON?
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123. WELL, I KNOW I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO QUESTION AUTHORITY.
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124. THEN CASE CLOSED.
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125. BUT...
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126. HOLD ON.
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127. OKAY.
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128. BUT WHAT?
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129. BUT W-WHAT IF AN
AUTHORITY FIGURE IS DOING
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130. SOMETHING THAT EVEN HETHINKS IS
WRONG?
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131. OH, OREL, AUTHORITY
FIGURES NEVER DO ANYTHINGWRONG.
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132. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHO THEY
ARE.
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133. YOU SEE, THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY
TO MAGICALLY MAKE WRONG RIGHT.
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134. BUT HOW CAN THEY DO
THAT IF IT'S THEIR OWN
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135. CONSCIENCE THAT'S BOTHERING
THEM?
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136. CONSCIENCE?
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137. BUDDY, THE CONSCIENCE IS THE
FIRSTTHING AN AUTHORITY FIGURE
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138. HAS AUTHORITY OVER.
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139. WHY, HE CAN REPRESS THAT
BOTHERSOME LITTLE FELLOW IN NO
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140. SECONDS FLAT.
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141. BUT HOW CAN HE REPRESS
IT?
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142. BY REALIZING THE
AGE-OLD SECRET — REPRESSION IS
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143. THE ANTIDOTE TO THE APPLE.
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144. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD?
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145. WELL, SIR, WHEN ADAM
AND EVE BIT INTO THE APPLE OF
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146. KNOWLEDGE, THEY REALIZED...
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147. HI, GOD.
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148. IT'S THAT TIME OF DAY AGAIN WHEN
I CHECK IN.
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149. HOPE EVERYTHING'S OKAY UP IN
HEAVEN.
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150. MORALTON'S BEEN FAIRLY RIGHTEOUS
LATELY.
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151. I SAY "FAIRLY" BECAUSE I'M A
LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT
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152. PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
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153. HE SEEMS A LITTLE —
[ MOANING, MUTTERING ]
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154. Rev. WE JUST CLOSED.
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155. PLEASE, REVEREND, I'M
AT MY WITS' END!
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156. Rev. LOOK, EITHER STOP
BRAGGING OR COME THROUGH WITH
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157. SOME JUICY DETAILS.
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158. REVEREND PUTTY, THIS
GUILT IS OVERWHELMING.
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159. Rev. GEE, I WONDER
WHY.
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160. YOU HAVE A WIFE ANDA MISTRESS.
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161. MOST PEOPLE HAVE EITHER/OR.
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162. AND SOME HAVE NONE!
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163. PLEASE!
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164. CAN I COME IN?
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165. Rev. WHY SHOULD IHELP
YOU REPRESS YOUR GUILT?
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166. WHAT DO IGET OUT OF YOU LYING
TO YOURSELF?
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167. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT — YOU MOVING
IN ON EVERY OTHER SINGLE WOMAN
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168. IN MORALTON, THAT'S WHAT —
LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING.
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169. NO, NO, I DON'T
WANT —
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170. Rev. WELL, UNH-UNH.
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171. NO GO.
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172. SAVE SOME ROOM FOR THE FISH,
BUDDY.
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173. [ SOBBING, MUTTERING ]
REVEREND, STOP.
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174. [ SOBBING, MUTTERING ]
REV!
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175. PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
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176. HUH?
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177. OH.
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178. I KNOW I'M JUST A
LITTLE BOY, BUT, GOSH, I SURE
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179. WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU.
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180. OH.
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181. YOU ARE AN AUTHORITY
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182. FIGURE HERE IN MORALTON.
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183. WE COUNT ON YOU TO SHOW US
RIGHTEOUS FROM WRONGTEOUS.
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184. YOU NEED TO TAKE CONTROL AND
MAKE THIS WRONG A RIGHT.
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185. I KNOW, OREL, BUT HOW?
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186. WITH THE ANTIDOTE TO
THE APPLE.
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187. WHAT APPLE?
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188. WELL, SIR...
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189. WHEN ADAM AND EVE BIT INTO THE
APPLE OF KNOWLEDGE, THEY
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190. REALIZED THEY WERE NAKED AND
FELT ASHAMED.
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191. YES, YES, AND RIGHTLY
SO.
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192. OH, AND THAT SHAME HAUNTS US TO
THIS DAY.
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193. UNLESS WE REPRESS IT.
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194. I'VE TRIED, OREL, BUT
WHAT I'M DOING IS... TOO WRONG.
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195. THAT FEELING YOU HAVE
IS BECAUSE YOU DEFINE YOURSELF
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196. AS A GOOD AND RIGHTEOUS MAN —
SOMEONE WHO WOULD NEVER DO
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197. SOMETHING SO SINFUL.
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198. SO, BY DEFINITION, YOU COULDN'T
BE DOING IT, EVEN IF YOU ARE.
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199. SEE?
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200. THAT'S YOURGIFT TO GOD —
FEELING RIGHT.
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201. IT'S LIKE THE APPLE NEVER GOT
BIT.
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202. I SEE.
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203. SO, IF IT FEELS LIKE I SHOULDN'T
BE DOING IT, I'M NOT DOING IT.
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204. YEP.
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205. JUST REMEMBER THE LOST 29th
COMMANDMENT — EVERYTHING'S
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206. FINE.
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207. AH.
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208. HELLO, NURSE.
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209. HUH?
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210. OH, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO IT
TODAY?
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211. UH, IF BY "DO IT," YOU
MEAN YOU GIVING ME MY ANNUAL
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212. CHECKUP, THEN YES.
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213. IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO STAY IN GOOD HEALTH FOR THE
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214. CHILDREN, SO JUST THE NORMAL
TESTS — BLOOD PRESSURE, HEART
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215. RATE, BLOOD WORK, FLUID SAMPLES,
REFLEXES.
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216. CAN YOU SQUEEZE ME IN TODAY?
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217. MM-HMM.
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218. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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219. I HOPE THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
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220. HI, PRINCIPAL.
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221. HOW'S YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM?
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222. PROBLEM?
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223. WHAT PROBLEM, SON?
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224. PRAISE THE LORD!
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225. GET TO CLASS, OREL.
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226. SO, I JUST CAME BY TO CHECK ON
MY TEST RESULTS.
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227. HAVE YOU GOT THOSE?
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228. UH...
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229. HUH.
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230. LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT
RAIN AGAIN.
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231. GOOD FOR THE PRETTY, LITTLE
FLOWERS.
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232. YOU HAVE AN STD.
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233. WHAT?
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234. IMPOSSIBLE!
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235. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
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236. MY WIFE IS THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE
EVER BEEN WITH!
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237. YOU MUST HAVE MADE A MISTAKE!
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238. IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE —
SECOND-STAGE GONORRHEA.
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239. BUT I'VE BEEN AS
FAITHFUL AS A LAPDOG.
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240. I...
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241. UNLESS...
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242. OH, THAT WHORE!
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243. THAT FILTHY TROLLOP!
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244. HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?
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245. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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246. IT JUST ITCHES A LITTLE AROUND
YOUR VAGINA.
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247. THAT JEZEBEL!
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248. I GIVE HER EVERYTHING, AND THIS
IS WHAT SHE GIVES ME?
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249. WELL, NO MORE!
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250. IS THERE NO DECENCY LEFT IN THIS
WORLD?
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251. UH-OH.
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252. DISEASED HARLOT!
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253. I TRUSTED YOU!
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254. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A BABY!
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255. YOU BROKE MY HEART!
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256. HELLO, OREL.
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257. OH, NO.
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258. HELP ME, REVEREND, FOR
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259. I FEEL GUILT.
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260. Rev. UH-HUH.
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261. I THINK I DID A BAD
THING TO PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
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262. Rev. OH, YEAH?
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263. WHAT DID YOU DO NOW, YOU LITTLE
MENACE?
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264. WELL, I HELPED HIM
REPRESS HIS GUILT ABOUT
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265. NURSE BENDY.
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266. Rev. YOU DID WHAT?
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267. AND I THINK IT RUINED
HIS MARRIAGE.
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268. Rev. YOU'RE KIDDING.
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269. MRS. PRINCIPAL FAKEY'S A FREE
AGENT?
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270. YEAH.
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271. Rev. PUNCHING OUT
HERE, OREL.
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272. I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ON
YOUR OWN.
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273. BUT —
Rev. LOOK, YOU JUST
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274. HELPED THAT BASKET CASE FAKEY.
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275. JUST DO THE SAME TO YOURSELF.
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276. HOT DOG!
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277. EVERYTHING'S FINE!
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278. Hello Goodbye
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