Moral Orel 2x11

Directed by Ross Shuman

Orel is chosen by Principal Fakey to represent Diorama Elementary in the Praying Bee competition. Stressing out and unable to pray, Orel finds himself turning to the Buddhist method of meditation.

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1. HI, GOD.

2. WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.

3. WHEEEEEEEEE!

4. UGH!

5. DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?

6. OW.

7. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.

8. WELL, NURSE BENDY.

9. HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR

10. LICE.

11. HA HA — HAAAAAAAA, OREL!

12. THERE YOU ARE!

13. HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.

14. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

15. YOU HAVE?

16. YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE CHAMPIONSHIP.

17. SAVE IT!

18. RIGHT.

19. WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?

20. THAT'S THE SCARY PART.

21. WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING

22. ELEMENTARY.

23. THE BEGGING MANTISES.

24. YOU ARE OUR RINGER, OREL.

25. REMEMBER THAT.

26. YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS

27. COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.

28. YIKES.

29. GOOD HEAVENS!

30. MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?

31. OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE CUT.

32. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR

33. CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL — ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,

34. GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.

35. GEE, SHOULDN'T "REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE

36. INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?

37. AND COME TO THINK OF IT,

38. OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW

39. THING AS PRAYING.

40. OHH, OF COURSE.

41. THAT'S RIGHT — A BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.

42. AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.

43. RIGHT.

44. NOW, REMEMBER, WE ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS.

45. DEPENDING ON YOU.

46. WHEW.

47. GEE, OREL, WE NEVER GET TO HANG OUT ANYMORE.

48. I KNOW, DOUGHY.

49. IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE PRACTICE.

50. IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.

51. GRACE TODAY?

52. SURE THING!

53. OWWWW!

54. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

55. MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL ACHY.

56. UH-OH.

57. GREAT.

58. REVEREND PUTTY?

59. THERE HE IS!

60. OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!

61. WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR THE PRAYING BEE?

62. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

63. OH, MY GOD!

64. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?

65. TOO MUCH PRAYER.

66. OH, GREAT.

67. YOU'RE GONNA CHOKE, AREN'T YOU?

68. THIS, BUSTER.

69. I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME LATELY.

70. PRAYING FOR ME.

71. FUN?

72. OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

73. IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.

74. IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS.

75. SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.

76. I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY SPARE TIME HERE.

77. I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.

78. I'LL TRY, REVEREND.

79. "TRY."

80. DON'T TRY — PRAY.

81. PRAY TO PRAY?

82. UH, OKAY.

83. PRINCIPAL FAKEY?

84. REVEREND PUTTY HERE.

85. ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF YOURS...

86. PLEASE, GOD...

87. I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.

88. UGH.

89. TITION.

90. IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL PRAYED OUT.

91. PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.

92. AGH.

93. OUT OF EVERYONE.

94. AME— OF COURSE!

95. THANK YOU, GOD.

96. STEPHANIE!

97. OREL. WHAT'S UP?

98. GOD SENT ME HERE.

99. YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.

100. YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.

101. I... THINK GOD WAS JOKING.

102. NO, STEPHANIE.

103. AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO

104. IMPORTANT.

105. HEY, KID, YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP.

106. I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE LATELY.

107. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN

108. UP A LITTLE.

109. I WANT TO RELAX.

110. AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.

111. YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO TIME.

112. OKAY.

113. PRAYING.

114. WELL, THIS IS LIKE PRAYING, OREL.

115. IT IS?

116. YEAH, IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.

117. IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.

118. MEDITATION, HUH?

119. YEAH.

120. NEAT!

121. REASON!

122. NO, OREL, IT WASN'T —

123. THANKS, STEPHANIE.

124. YOU'RE THE BEST.

125. STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.

126. DAY, DEAR?

127. GOOD DAY.

128. OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY CALLED.

129. HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.

130. HMM.

131. FAKEY — PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?

132. IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST SON.

133. ELDEST?

134. OH, YEAH, YEAH — OLDEST.

135. BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?

136. YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY PRAYING BEE.

137. WELL...

138. NOT BAD.

139. HMM.

140. HMM.

141. UNH!

142. WHOA.

143. THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.

144. HMM. COMFY-LOOKIN' CLOTHES.

145. OREL!

146. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

147. OH, HI, DAD.

148. PRETTY GREAT, HUH?

149. I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.

150. UNH-UNH. NOT MYSON.

151. OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?

152. YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS

153. JESUS.

154. BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T FEELBAD.

155. WELL, IT IS.

156. RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.

157. HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE

158. RESTRICTIONS.

159. DOGMA.

160. DOGMA?

161. CUTE WORD, HUH?

162. IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?

163. OREL, THROW DOGMA A BONE.

164. PRAY CORRECTLY.

165. BUT I JUST DON'T

166. WELL, I'M NOT TAKING QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.

167. BUT MY BELTIS.

168. NEVER MIND.

169. MM-HMM.

170. OREL, TODAY WE HAVE

171. STATE OF STATESOTA.

172. KILL, KILL, LORD!

173. MANTISES.

174. THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,

175. IMAGINABLE.

176. KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!

177. GOOD LORD!

178. STEROIDS THATTEAM IS TAKING.

179. IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.

180. YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.

181. THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.

182. AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT, SON — FORGIVENESS.

183. DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!

184. BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.

185. AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING

186. FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS, WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,

187. PALMS PUPPINGTON!

188. ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE

189. CHAMPIONSHIP.

190. ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE

191. FORGIVENESS.

192. I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF, OKAY?

193. ALL RIGHT.

194. ONE... TWO... THREE!

195. PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!

196. FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.

197. THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE TRANSGRESSED.

198. OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE

199. COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.

200. THE LITTLE BOYS WHO MASTURBATE.

201. SIN TODAY, AND YOU MUST REPENT TOMORROW.

202. HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?

203. CHILD.

204. AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY APPEARS.

205. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY GONNA KILL IT.

206. OH, IT'S NO USE.

207. I'VE GOT TO RELAX.

208. ALCOHOLIC.

209. THROW DOGMA A BONE.

210. BONE, BONE, BONE.

211. CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.

212. AND PLEASE, LORD, I KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.

213. HEY! I'M MEDITATING!

214. AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR ANYTHING.

215. I'M JUST — UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

216. I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE THIS.

217. DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE

218. OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN

219. A-LOT-NESS.

220. ARE YOU BUDDHA?

221. OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.

222. CUTE, AIN'T IT?

223. YEAH.

224. HMM.

225. FOR FORGIVENESS.

226. WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO

227. THAT FOR?

228. BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR RELIGION AS MYRELIGION.

229. OREL, OREL, OREL.

230. NOW, LISTEN HERE.

231. FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.

232. NOT BE SHORTENED.

233. GET IT?

234. I THINK SO.

235. THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?

236. WELL, NOW, COME ON.

237. WHAT DO YOUTHINK?

238. HEY.

239. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

240. I DO?

241. HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?

242. WELL, YOU LOOK...

243. EXACTLY LIKE ME!

244. WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO DIFFERENT.

245. I GUESS NOT.

246. YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.

247. I AM!

248. GOOD JOB, KID.

249. BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO

250. ABOUT THAT.

251. THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.

252. YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

253. THANKS!

254. AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING.

255. THOSE MANTISES.

256. YEE-HA-HA-HA!

257. WAHOO!

258. HOO HOO HOO!

259. SON OF A...

260. I CAN'T...

261. I CAN'T...

262. HEY, HEY!

263. OREL, YOU DID IT!

264. WE'RE RICH! RICH!

265. MONEY!

266. MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

267. MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

268. MONEY! MONEY!

269. HI, GOD.

270. HI, GOD.

271. HI, GOD.