Moral Orel 2x11

Directed by Ross Shuman

Orel is chosen by Principal Fakey to represent Diorama Elementary in the Praying Bee competition. Stressing out and unable to pray, Orel finds himself turning to the Buddhist method of meditation.

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1. HI, GOD.

2. WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.

3. WHEEEEEEEEE!

4. UGH!

5. DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?

6. OW.

7. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.

8. WELL, NURSE BENDY.

9. I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR

10. LICE.

11. HA HA — HAAAAAAAA, OREL!

12. THERE YOU ARE!

13. HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.

14. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

15. YOU HAVE?

16. DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS

17. YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE CHAMPIONSHIP.

18. PRAISE G— SAVE IT!

19. RIGHT.

20. WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?

21. THAT'S THE SCARY PART.

22. WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING

23. ELEMENTARY.

24. THE BEGGING MANTISES.

25. YOU ARE OUR RINGER, OREL.

26. REMEMBER THAT.

27. NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS

28. COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.

29. YIKES.

30. GOOD HEAVENS!

31. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?

32. OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE CUT.

33. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR

34. CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL — ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,

35. GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.

36. GEE, SHOULDN'T "REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE

37. INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?

38. AND COME TO THINK OF IT, PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC—

39. OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A

40. THING AS PRAYING.

41. OHH, OF COURSE.

42. THAT'S RIGHT — A BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.

43. AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.

44. RIGHT.

45. NOW, REMEMBER, WE ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS.

46. THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS DEPENDING ON YOU.

47. WHEW.

48. GEE, OREL, WE NEVER GET TO HANG OUT ANYMORE.

49. I KNOW, DOUGHY.

50. IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE PRACTICE.

51. IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.

52. DO YOU WANT TO SAY GRACE TODAY?

53. SURE THING!

54. OUR FATHER —

55. OWWWW!

56. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

57. MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL ACHY.

58. UH-OH.

59. GREAT.

60. REVEREND PUTTY?

61. THERE HE IS!

62. OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!

63. WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR THE PRAYING BEE?

64. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

65. ALL THIS PRAYING — OH, MY GOD!

66. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?

67. TOO MUCH PRAYER.

68. OH, GREAT.

69. YOU'RE GONNA CHOKE, AREN'T YOU?

70. I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON THIS, BUSTER.

71. I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME LATELY.

72. ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF PRAYING FOR ME.

73. FUN?

74. OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

75. IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.

76. IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS.

77. SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.

78. I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY SPARE TIME HERE.

79. I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.

80. I'LL TRY, REVEREND.

81. "TRY."

82. DON'T TRY — PRAY.

83. PRAY TO PRAY?

84. UH, OKAY.

85. PRINCIPAL FAKEY?

86. REVEREND PUTTY HERE.

87. ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF YOURS...

88. PLEASE, GOD...

89. I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.

90. I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE—

91. UGH.

92. TITION.

93. IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL PRAYED OUT.

94. PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.

95. AGH.

96. SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST OUT OF EVERYONE.

97. AME— OF COURSE!

98. THANK YOU, GOD.

99. STEPHANIE!

100. OREL. WHAT'S UP?

101. GOD SENT ME HERE.

102. YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.

103. YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.

104. I... THINK GOD WAS JOKING.

105. NO, STEPHANIE.

106. AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO

107. IMPORTANT.

108. HEY, KID, YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP.

109. I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE LATELY.

110. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN

111. UP A LITTLE.

112. HERE — I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN I WANT TO RELAX.

113. AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.

114. YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO TIME.

115. OKAY.

116. BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO PRAYING.

117. WELL, THIS IS LIKE PRAYING, OREL.

118. IT IS?

119. YEAH, IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.

120. IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.

121. MEDITATION, HUH?

122. YEAH.

123. NEAT!

124. I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A REASON!

125. NO, OREL, IT WASN'T —

126. THANKS, STEPHANIE.

127. YOU'RE THE BEST.

128. STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.

129. AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DEAR?

130. WHAT A GOOD DAY.

131. OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY CALLED.

132. HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.

133. HMM.

134. FAKEY — PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?

135. IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST SON.

136. ELDEST?

137. OH, YEAH, YEAH — OLDEST.

138. REMEMBER WE DECIDED HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY

139. BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?

140. YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY PRAYING BEE.

141. WELL...

142. NOT BAD.

143. HMM.

144. HMM.

145. UNH!

146. WHOA.

147. THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.

148. HMM. COMFY-LOOKIN' CLOTHES.

149. OREL!

150. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

151. OH, HI, DAD.

152. PRETTY GREAT, HUH?

153. I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.

154. UNH-UNH. NOT MYSON.

155. OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?

156. YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR

157. FAITH — A FAITH WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND

158. JESUS.

159. BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T FEELBAD.

160. WELL, IT IS.

161. BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY

162. RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.

163. HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE

164. RESTRICTIONS.

165. THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED DOGMA.

166. DOGMA?

167. CUTE WORD, HUH?

168. KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?

169. WELL —

170. OREL, THROW DOGMA A BONE.

171. PRAY CORRECTLY.

172. BUT I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS —

173. WELL, I'M NOT TAKING QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.

174. BUT MY BELTIS.

175. NEVER MIND.

176. MM-HMM.

177. OREL, TODAY WE HAVE

178. THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE

179. STATE OF STATESOTA.

180. KILL, KILL, LORD!

181. LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING MANTISES.

182. THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST, MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS

183. IMAGINABLE.

184. KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!

185. GOOD LORD!

186. WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING STEROIDS THATTEAM IS TAKING.

187. IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.

188. YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.

189. THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.

190. AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT, SON — FORGIVENESS.

191. GET OUT THERE AND

192. DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!

193. AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING MATCH OF THE BEE — FOR THE

194. BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.

195. AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING

196. FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS, WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,

197. PALMS PUPPINGTON!

198. ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE

199. CHAMPIONSHIP.

200. ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR

201. FORGIVENESS.

202. I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF, OKAY?

203. ALL RIGHT.

204. ONE... TWO... THREE!

205. PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!

206. FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.

207. THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE TRANSGRESSED.

208. OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE

209. NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.

210. THE LITTLE BOYS WHO MASTURBATE.

211. SIN TODAY, AND YOU MUST REPENT TOMORROW.

212. HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?

213. I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND CHILD.

214. AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY APPEARS.

215. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY GONNA KILL IT.

216. OH, IT'S NO USE.

217. I'VE GOT TO RELAX.

218. SELF-DESTRUCTIVE ALCOHOLIC.

219. THROW DOGMA A BONE.

220. BONE, BONE, BONE.

221. AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.

222. AND PLEASE, LORD, I KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.

223. HEY! I'M MEDITATING!

224. AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR ANYTHING.

225. I'M JUST — UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

226. I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE THIS.

227. I HATE TO DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE

228. OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN OVERHEARING THAT YOUR

229. NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME A-LOT-NESS.

230. ARE YOU BUDDHA?

231. OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.

232. CUTE, AIN'T IT?

233. YEAH.

234. HMM.

235. I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU FOR FORGIVENESS.

236. WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE

237. THAT FOR?

238. BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR RELIGION AS MYRELIGION.

239. OREL, OREL, OREL.

240. NOW, LISTEN HERE.

241. THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.

242. AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL NOT BE SHORTENED.

243. GET IT?

244. I THINK SO.

245. THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?

246. WELL, NOW, COME ON.

247. WHAT DO YOUTHINK?

248. HEY.

249. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

250. I DO?

251. HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?

252. WELL, YOU LOOK...

253. [ GONG! ] EXACTLY LIKE ME!

254. WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO DIFFERENT.

255. I GUESS NOT.

256. BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.

257. I AM!

258. GOOD JOB, KID.

259. BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON

260. ABOUT THAT.

261. THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.

262. YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

263. THANKS!

264. AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING.

265. NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET THOSE MANTISES.

266. YEE-HA-HA-HA!

267. WAHOO!

268. HOO HOO HOO!

269. SON OF A...

270. I CAN'T...

271. I CAN'T...

272. HEY, HEY!

273. OREL, YOU DID IT!

274. WE'RE RICH! RICH!

275. MONEY!

276. MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

277. MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

278. MONEY! MONEY!

279. HI, GOD.

280. HI, GOD.

281. HI, GOD.