Moral Orel 2x1

Directed by Chris McKay

When the young Italian Figurelli boy, Billy, gets hurt, Orel tries to put a band-aid on him with the same color as God's skin but the band-aid doesn't blend in with Billy's skin color. However, the band-aid's blend in with other kid's skins just fine. This leads Orel to prompt the city of Moralton to segregate God's people from the Figurelli's, the only Italian-American family in the town. But this, however leads to a form of reverse racism. Soon the Figurelli's special treatment gets too out of hand for the other citizens of Moralton & they begin to go on a rampage! Now it's up to Orel's Father to set things right.

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1. OUT HERE INTO CHINAFOODTOWN IN ORDER TO HAVE A MAN-TO-MAN

2. TALK.

3. NOW, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE ROUGH OVER THE PAST FEW

4. MONTHS, WHAT WITH YOUR MOTHER'S UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOR AND HER

5. COLDNESS TOWARDS ME.

6. NO. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

7. YOU AND SHAPEY ARE STILL YOUNG, NEEDY, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN,

8. SO YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY TOGETHER,

9. IF ONLY FOR APPEARANCES.

10. THE LAST THING WE WANT PEOPLE TO THINK IS THAT WE DON'T

11. CARE ABOUT OUR OWN KIDS.

12. THAT'S ONE FACT THAT IS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

13. I PRAYED THAT YOU'D GET BACK TOGETHER.

14. WELL, I THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THIS ONE.

15. OH, WE SHOULD GET GOING.

16. GOSH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

17. MOM AND SHAPEY MUST BE GETTING RESTLESS.

18. MINE, M-MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, M-MINE, MINE, MINE.

19. AAH!

20. WHY IS CHINAFOODTOWN SO FAR ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF MORALTON,

21. DAD?

22. IT'S ONLY DELICIOUSLY FAR.

23. FOREIGNLY, IT'S ACTUALLY TOO CLOSE.

24. WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, WHICH YOU NEVER DO, I'D SAY

25. THAT GOD WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO BE SEPARATED FROM US, OREL.

26. THAT'S WHY HE PUT EUROPE ALL THE WAY OVER WHEREVER

27. HE PUT IT.

28. THAT'S RIGHT.

29. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T GET A RUSH OF FUN FEAR

30. BY GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE NOW AND THEN.

31. KIND OF LIKE A ROLLER COASTER?

32. UH-HUH.

33. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE WE GO!

34. OH, BOY!

35. WHEE!

36. WHOA!

37. HEY! WHOA!

38. WE WERE ALL MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE.

39. WHAT DOES THAT PHRASE REALLY MEAN?

40. I MEAN, IF AN UGLY, FAT LADY IS MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE,

41. THEN HOW CAN A STUCK-UP, PRETTY LADY ALSO BE MADE IN

42. GOD'S IMAGE?

43. WELL, LOOK, IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

44. THE ANSWER'S SIMPLE.

45. SOME PEOPLE LOOK MORE LIKE GOD THAN OTHERS, AND WE

46. AS PROTESTANTS ARE DEFINITELY IN THE LEAD IN THAT DEPARTMENT,

47. WHAT WITH OUR WONDERFUL, ANGLO-SAXON, RIGHTEOUS FEATURES

48. AND OUR, UM... UH... UH... HMM.

49. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT, REALLY, SO AMEN.

50. AMEN.

51. HEY, OREL.

52. WANNA PLAY WITH BILLY, ME, JOE, HIM, AND TOMMY?

53. COME ON, BILLY.

54. IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S FEET.

55. THOSE CATS AREN'T GONNA CLEAN THEMSELVES.

56. YOU SURE DO WORK HARD, MR. FIGURELLI.

57. HEY, THERE'S 3 THINGS WE FIGURELLIS DO.

58. WE WORK HARD, WE LOVE GOD, AND WE WISH THERE WAS A

59. THIRD THING.

60. DAD, CAN'T I PLAY JUST THIS ONCE?

61. NO PROB, BILLY, BUT BE HOME BY 3.

62. REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO WASH ALL THE NON-3:00 PARTS OF THE

63. CLOCK.

64. NO PROB, DAD.

65. THANKS!

66. I CLEAN CATS ON MY DAY OFF.

67. I CLEAN CATS ON MY DAY OFF.

68. PLAYING IS FUN.

69. WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?

70. LET'S PLAY CHURCH!

71. CHURCH?

72. YEAH.

73. HOW ABOUT DODGEGLASS?

74. UHH!

75. OW!

76. YAY! YOU CUT YOUR HAND ON THE GLASS JUST LIKE I WANTED

77. YOU TO. JOE, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.

78. I'M BLEEDING.

79. FEAR NOT, MY BROTHER.

80. JUST ASK AND THE LORD WILL PROVIDE.

81. HMM.

82. THAT BANDAGE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING,

83. DOES IT, BILLY?

84. SURE IT DOES.

85. I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

86. YEAH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR SKIN.

87. MAYBE I BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND.

88. HUH.

89. MM.

90. YOW!

91. AH! OOH!

92. HMM.

93. OW!

94. OW!

95. OW!

96. OW!

97. HEY!

98. OH, WOW!

99. YUP, NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BANDAGES.

100. UM, COULD I HAVE IT BACK NOW?

101. GOD WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO BE SEPARATED FROM US, OREL.

102. SOME PEOPLE LOOK MORE LIKE GOD THAN OTHERS.

103. I THINK I SHOULD HANG ON TO THIS.

104. SOME PEOPLE LOOK MORE LIKE GOD THAN OTHERS, AND WE

105. AS PROTESTANTS ARE...

106. COME IN.

107. REVEREND PUTTY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

108. NO PROB.

109. COME ON, BILLY.

110. WHO? ME?

111. NO PROB.

112. THANKS, OREL.

113. FIGURELLIS BACK OF THE BUS.

114. NO PROB.

115. THANKS, OREL.

116. THANKS, OREL.

117. SORRY.

118. NO FIGURS ALLOWED.

119. NO PROB.

120. AND WE PREFER THE TERM "FIGROS."

121. WILL YOU SHUT UP?

122. WE DO NOT.

123. I NEED A LITTLE BACKUP.

124. WE GOT A RACE RIOT BREWING HERE.

125. I COULD GET USED TO THIS.

126. THANKS, OREL.

127. WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL REPORT.

128. THE MORALTON SEGREGATION INITIATIVE HAS SUCCEEDED IN

129. SEQUESTERING THE FIGURELLIS TO THEIR OWN SEPARATE PUBLIC

130. BATHROOMS, THEIR OWN 5-STAR RESTAURANT, AND THEY'RE SOON TO

131. BE SEGREGATED INTO A 12-ROOM LUXURY DREAM HOUSE ON THE

132. OUTSKIRTS OF MORALTON, JUST SO THEY KNOW THEIR PLACE.

133. EXTRY! EXTRY!

134. FIGURELLIS RELEGATED TO THEIR OWN NATIONALLY SYNDICATED

135. NEWSPAPER!

136. READ ALL ABOUT US!

137. EXTRY!

138. YAY!

139. HEE HEE!

140. THERE YOU GO, MR. CHRIST-EEN.

141. THANKS, FIGURELLI.

142. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THE LIGHTS ON FRIDAY NIGHTS YET.

143. AH, NO PROB.

144. YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.

145. FIGURELLI...

146. I SEE THESE TOWNSPEOPLE CAUGHT UP IN ALL THIS

147. SEGREGATION MISHEGAS.

148. OY. IT REMINDS ME OF KING HEROD WHEN HE CAUGHT SHPILKES

149. BECAUSE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

150. HUH?

151. YOU KNOW.

152. IT STARTS WITH THE STEREOTYPING AND IT ENDS WITH THE KIVUTZ.

153. WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

154. LISTEN, YOU CAN STOW AWAY IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN ATTIC.

155. WE'LL HIDE YOU LIKE EASTER EGGS.

156. AH, NO WAY, HOSEA.

157. WHY NOT?

158. DIDN'T SIMON HAVE THE CHUTZPAH TO HELP JESUS WHEN HE WAS

159. SCHLEPPING THAT FAKAKTA CROSS?

160. NO, THANKS, CHRIST-EEN.

161. JESUS WILL TAKE CARE OF ME.

162. AMEN. HARIM. AMEN.

163. UH, OH.

164. WORKS FOR BOTH.

165. SEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY.

166. DIRTY FIGUR.

167. LOUSY JEW.

168. EH, FOR JESUS.

169. WIGURELLIS.

170. NO PROB.

171. NO PROB.

172. YOU'RE NOT FIGURELLIS!

173. NO PROB.

174. NO PROB.

175. NO PROB.

176. THIS JUST SHOULDN'T BE.

177. I MEAN, THESE ARE OUR KIDS.

178. ALL OUR LIVES, WE'VE WORKED AND SLAVED TO KEEP THEM FROM

179. HUMILIATING US, AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET—

180. A BUNCH OF... FIGUR LOVERS?

181. ALL THE KIDS CALL THEM "WIGURELLIS."

182. IT MEANS "WHITE FIGURELLIS."

183. WELL, I CALL THEM...

184. "WIGURELLIS."

185. WORTHLESS FIGURELLIS.

186. THIS WHOLE SEGREGATION THING HAS BEEN AN INCONVENIENCE

187. FROM THE START, AND NOW IT'S AFFECTING

188. OUR PRECIOUS SOCIETY.

189. YAY!

190. A 30% INCREASE IN CAT CLEANLINESS, 58% INCREASE IN

191. WONDROUSLY SWEPT STREETS, ROUND-THE-CLOCK ENJOYABLE

192. WHISTLING TUNES AND A "NO PROB" ATTITUDE RESULTING IN HUNDREDS

193. OF YOUTH VOLUNTEERING FOR THE REMODELING OF THE TOWN

194. COUNCIL BUILDING. WHAT IS HAPPENING

195. TO OUR COMMUNITY?

196. AH, IT'S JUST PROPAGANDA.

197. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE JEWS FOR JESUS CONTROL THE

198. MORALTON MEDIA.

199. HUH?

200. HMM.

201. OH, WELL.

202. YOU GIVE A FIGURELLI

203. AN INCH OF DISCRIMINATION AND THEY TAKE A YARD.

204. NEXT THEY'LL WANT THEIR OWN SEPARATE BOOK BURNINGS,

205. LIKE THE BOOKS I'VE DEEMED BAD AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM.

206. SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH THESE FIGURELLIS A LESSON.

207. HOLY SMOKLES.

208. CHRIST-EEN WAS RIGHT.

209. WHAT KIND OF LESSON, BIG GUY?

210. OH, I DON'T KNOW, DANIEL.

211. I'M JUST SO TENSE.

212. OH... COME TO PAPA.

213. AHEM.

214. > WHERE DO THESE FIGURS LIVE?

215. UH, 623 ADDRESS LANE.

216. MM.

217. COME ON, EVERYBODY.

218. IN THE ATTIC.

219. THEY'LL NEVER FIND US UP HERE.

220. HERE. SUSIE.

221. START WRITING IN THIS DIARY.

222. WHY, DADDY?

223. YOU KNOW, UH, IT'S GOOD FOR WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

224. NIGHT.

225. NO PROB.

226. NO... PROB.

227. HEY.

228. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

229. OH, IT'S THE FIGURELLIS.

230. COME ON. LET'S GO.

231. WAIT! MY HOUSE!

232. IS THERE ANY HOPE?

233. WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY STRUCTURES THAT WON'T BE HARMED

234. ARE THE CHURCH AND THE NEW FIGURELLI SEGREGATION

235. DREAM HOME.

236. MM.

237. HOW'D THIS WHOLE FIGURELLI THING START, ANYWAY?

238. REVEREND PUTTY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

239. UH-HUH.

240. TOWN MEETING AT THE CHURCH.

241. AND BRING YOUR KID.

242. GULP.

243. GEE, MR. FIGURELLI.

244. THIS LAMP IS GOING TO LOOK GREAT IN YOUR NEW BANISHMENT MANSION.

245. OREL!

246. GEE, DAD, I WAS JUST TRYING TO

247. SEPARATE THEM FROM US, LIKE GOD WANTS US TO DO.

248. I KNOW, OREL.

249. YOUR INTENTIONS WERE RIGHTEOUS, BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT

250. THIS TIME, RIGHTEOUS WAS WRONG-TIOUS.

251. WOW.

252. YOU SEE, SOMEHOW YOU'VE TURNED THINGS TOPSY-TURVY,

253. YOUNG MAN.

254. YOU'VE MADE IT INCONVENIENT FOR THE RACISTS, NOT THE RACERS,

255. AND AT THAT POINT, WHY EVEN DISCRIMINATE?

256. YEAH!

257. SO, NO MORE MONKEYING AROUND WITH GROWNUP ISSUES, YOUNG MAN.

258. NO PROB.

259. I MEAN, YOU GOT IT, DAD!

260. ATTABOY.

261. NOW LET'S GO EAT.

262. WHO LIKES ITALIAN?

263. ITALIANS ARE GREAT.

264. CLOSE YOUR FURRY LIPS SAIL OFF TO FUZZYLAND

265. IN YOUR CUDDLE-BYE SHIP WHEN YOU WAKE FLUFFY-FACED

266. THE WORLD WILL BE RIGHT SO, SLEEP, LITTLE LAMBY BEAR

267. KISS ME GOOD NIGHT ♪

268. HELLO. GOOD-BYE.k