1. So I'm proud to sayCopy !req
2. we have met our quarterly
stabbing goals.Copy !req
3. That brings this gang
leader meeting to a close.Copy !req
4. Ah-hem!Copy !req
5. I have a quick
something-something.Copy !req
6. Yeah? Which gang
are you in, bitch?Copy !req
7. I'm Pizzaz Miller,Copy !req
8. chief of the roughest gang
in town...Copy !req
9. The Moonbeam City Police.Copy !req
10. Oh! Oh, sorry.
I meant no disrespect...Copy !req
11. bitch!
I mean, ma'am.Copy !req
12. As you know,
Cop-Con is this weekend.Copy !req
13. The entire police force
will be away for three days.Copy !req
14. But we'd appreciate
it if you didn'tCopy !req
15. tear the city apart
like you do every other year.Copy !req
16. No way! Crime is how
we prove our manhood!Copy !req
17. I see.
So I guess you don't wantCopy !req
18. your Uncle Carlo back?Copy !req
19. Uncle Carlo!Copy !req
20. He's all of our uncle!Copy !req
21. If you animals behave yourselves
for this one weekend,Copy !req
22. and he goes free.
It's up to you...Copy !req
23. Will Uncle Carlo get parole...Copy !req
24. or the hole?Copy !req
25. All right, show of hands.Copy !req
26. All in favor of not doing
crimes for three days...Copy !req
27. Aye.
- Nay.Copy !req
28. Aah!Copy !req
29. All right, it's unanimous.Copy !req
30. No crimes till Monday morning.Copy !req
31. You have our word, bitch...
Ma'am.Copy !req
32. Welcome to civilization,
boys, and remember...Copy !req
33. We walk around on twos,
not fours.Copy !req
34. Try it.
You might like it.Copy !req
35. So what actually happens
at Cop-Con?Copy !req
36. Well,
it's a retreat for copsCopy !req
37. to quietly meditate on justiceCopy !req
38. and peacekeeping, and...Copy !req
39. Booze busses to Cop-Con
boarding now.Copy !req
40. No trampling!Copy !req
41. - Shouldn't we get boarding?
- No bus for us.Copy !req
42. I booked a discount
rent-a-car and hotel dealCopy !req
43. for you, me, and Pizzaz...Copy !req
44. You know, the Ol' Gang.Copy !req
45. What do you mean by
"the Ol' Gang"?Copy !req
46. You know what I mean.
We're the three peopleCopy !req
47. in the office whose adventures
stand out the mostCopy !req
48. on a weekly basis.Copy !req
49. But I talk with Rick
in forensicsCopy !req
50. way more than either of you.Copy !req
51. Rick? What kind of name
is Rick?Copy !req
52. Never heard of him.Copy !req
53. He is definitely not
in the 'Ol Gang.Copy !req
54. Ah, good.Copy !req
55. My chauffeur has arrived.Copy !req
56. Rad Cunningham.Copy !req
57. His name should be Dan Druff...Copy !req
58. 'cause I wish he'd stay
out of my hair.Copy !req
59. Guess whose car was recalled
yesterdayCopy !req
60. for rattling too many windows?Copy !req
61. I'm rolling with you guys.Copy !req
62. Although I despise you, Rad,Copy !req
63. you are one of the foremost
interesting cops on the force.Copy !req
64. But your adventures this weekend
had better be notable,Copy !req
65. or you're out of the Ol' Gang!Copy !req
66. You know, Pizzaz,
this year we have toCopy !req
67. make sure that we don't
repeat that mistake.Copy !req
68. I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
69. That foolish, drunken,Copy !req
70. sexually-charged mistake
that we makeCopy !req
71. multiple times
at every Cop-Con.Copy !req
72. Dazzle, we are not
discussing it.Copy !req
73. Stop it...
Stop kicking me!Copy !req
74. I'm not kicking you!Copy !req
75. What the hell
is going on back there?Copy !req
76. - Rad smells weird!
- I'm sweatingCopy !req
77. because I'm buried
in leather bags,Copy !req
78. and that triggers my
hyperhydrosis of the taint!Copy !req
79. I swear, you two
get along back there,Copy !req
80. or I will turn this car
around and... oh, wait.Copy !req
81. We're here.Copy !req
82. My name's Rad!Copy !req
83. This is the sound the bed makesCopy !req
84. when it's having sex!Copy !req
85. Ricka-ricka-ricka-ricka...Copy !req
86. Rad!
The bed's not for bouncing!Copy !req
87. The softest core adult moviesCopy !req
88. are at your fingertips.Copy !req
89. Ah! They got soft core!Copy !req
90. Keep it in your pants, Rad.Copy !req
91. Chrysalis and I need to
get ready for our panels.Copy !req
92. Wait... Chrysalis and Dazzle
get to do panels, and I don't?Copy !req
93. Rad, not every cop
can host a panel this year.Copy !req
94. You were selected
as the one cop who should not.Copy !req
95. I hate you!
And I hate Cop-Con!Copy !req
96. I'm never leaving this room!Copy !req
97. Dazzle, would you like to
accompany me insideCopy !req
98. for the video orientation?Copy !req
99. Do you think that's a good idea?Copy !req
100. Do you think it's a good idea?Copy !req
101. That looks kinda cramped
for two.Copy !req
102. WHO ASKED YOU?Copy !req
103. Dazzle, come with me.Copy !req
104. Hello, I'm Crimezappers host
Vex Mullery.Copy !req
105. For the next 21/4 minutes,Copy !req
106. I'll show you how
to make the most out ofCopy !req
107. your Cop-Con experience.Copy !req
108. The Groove Shapiro Memorial
GigaPlace,Copy !req
109. a structure so massive...Copy !req
110. Ugh, you know, I just cannot
imagine anything worseCopy !req
111. than having to watch
this video for the nextCopy !req
112. 21/4 minutes.Copy !req
113. If only there was some way to
distract ourselvesCopy !req
114. for that modest runtime.Copy !req
115. Yes. If only.Copy !req
116. Okay... okay...Copy !req
117. Be sure to shove your way
to the front rowCopy !req
118. - of the hottest panels...
- Okay...Copy !req
119. including famed
police whistleblowerCopy !req
120. - Stereo Campari's
- Okay... okay...Copy !req
121. - 700 Corrupt Cops.
- Okay... okay!Copy !req
122. Enjoy the finest cuisine...Copy !req
123. - Why? Why?
- Because. Because.Copy !req
124. - Why! Uhh!
- Because.Copy !req
125. Yes, this is your Cop-Con,
cops.Copy !req
126. Make the most of it!Copy !req
127. All right,
when do I get my check?Copy !req
128. Ohh... my goodness
gracious me.Copy !req
129. We can never speak of this
shameful incident again.Copy !req
130. It's the day one Cop-Con
tension coming out, you know?Copy !req
131. Exactly. This was fully
expected to happen on day one.Copy !req
132. But never again.
Shame!Copy !req
133. Yes. Shame.Copy !req
134. Regret. Never again.Copy !req
135. Shame.Copy !req
136. Shame.Copy !req
137. Shame.Copy !req
138. And the long-coveted
technologyCopy !req
139. of a nausea-inducing riot
control tone is here now.Copy !req
140. Take a listen or, uh, actually,Copy !req
141. plug your ears so you don't
diarrhea yourself to death.Copy !req
142. 'Cause this thing works!Copy !req
143. Oh... ohh!Copy !req
144. With any luck,Copy !req
145. this will be
Moonbeam P.D.'sCopy !req
146. most violent year yet!Copy !req
147. Pizzaz, my dear!Copy !req
148. Did you see that
guy crap his guts out?Copy !req
149. Phoomp!
I love it.Copy !req
150. Dazzle, this is
Sergeant Flux Nicholson,Copy !req
151. a moth-eaten first edition
of the Moonbeam P.D.Copy !req
152. Sergeant Nicholson,
I've heard many a taleCopy !req
153. about you and your hard ass.Copy !req
154. Ah... a clamp!Copy !req
155. What are you?Copy !req
156. Meet our newest ally
in police questioning...Copy !req
157. InteRRobot!Copy !req
158. Hey, Dazzle's a good-good.
Put him down.Copy !req
159. Watch him in action.
InteRRobot,Copy !req
160. interrogate!Copy !req
161. WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
162. I was at the movies.Copy !req
163. DON'T LIE TO ME.Copy !req
164. I was cheating on my wife, okay?Copy !req
165. I'm not sure I like
the directionCopy !req
166. the department is heading.Copy !req
167. Oh, relax, grandma.Copy !req
168. You can't stop
the march of progress.Copy !req
169. In her knee-high
jackboots...Copy !req
170. cheapening the price
of human lifeCopy !req
171. a little more every day.Copy !req
172. Welp, off to my panel!Copy !req
173. Stereo Campari.Copy !req
174. Now, there's a cop
Moonbeam City deserves.Copy !req
175. Or maybe that snitch
will get what he deserves.Copy !req
176. Hey, hey, good to see you today!Copy !req
177. All right, all right!Copy !req
178. You know, people always ask me:Copy !req
179. Dazzle, how do you don
the finest threads,Copy !req
180. drive the cherriest rides,Copy !req
181. and sail the floatiest boatsCopy !req
182. on a police officer's
pathetic salary?Copy !req
183. The answer: I...Copy !req
184. And using my patented Keep
What You Confiscate program,Copy !req
185. any normal cop can be a pig...Copy !req
186. who lives high on the hog.Copy !req
187. No, I didn't confiscate
her from a crime scene.Copy !req
188. Just kidding... I did!Copy !req
189. For too long,Copy !req
190. we've focused on punishments
for violent crimeCopy !req
191. and not enough on the causes.Copy !req
192. Today, I'd like to explore
those causes,Copy !req
193. using hours' worth of
exciting graphs...Copy !req
194. Uh...
I have a question.Copy !req
195. We're not to the Q&A
portion yet,Copy !req
196. but go ahead.Copy !req
197. Do you have a boyfriend?Copy !req
198. That's not relevant,
but... no.Copy !req
199. Anyway, an ounce of
prevention is...Copy !req
200. I have a follow-up question.Copy !req
201. - What?
- Go to Cop-Con prom with me.Copy !req
202. That's not a question.
And no.Copy !req
203. I have a condition
where I hear no as yes.Copy !req
204. So I'll see you there.Copy !req
205. Yo, Razor, you think
there's something weirdCopy !req
206. in the air?Copy !req
207. Yeah, without the cops
hassling us,Copy !req
208. things feel... different.Copy !req
209. What's that sound
that is not gunshotsCopy !req
210. - or sirens?
- That's some kind of bird fool!Copy !req
211. Look!Copy !req
212. Yo, the cycle of life
is happeningCopy !req
213. right here in the hood, fool!Copy !req
214. When Uncle Carlo comes back,
he's gonna see how weCopy !req
215. let the whole community
suffer, man.Copy !req
216. What if we clean things up?Copy !req
217. You mean sweep away
the dried bloodCopy !req
218. and dirty needles?Copy !req
219. Yeah. And coach youth
baseball leaguesCopy !req
220. instead of youth shooting-guns-
out-of-a-car leagues!Copy !req
221. Oh, yo, Razor, go steal...Copy !req
222. I mean, go buy some lumber, man.Copy !req
223. We're gonna make skid row
a place where kids grow!Copy !req
224. Welcome to Arrestaurant.Copy !req
225. May I take your statement?Copy !req
226. What are today's specials?Copy !req
227. Death-penaltini,
copghetti and meat-bullets,Copy !req
228. and vice cream with
boys-in-blueberry sauce.Copy !req
229. You know what, I'll just have
the hamcuffs and eggs...Copy !req
230. Aided and abetted by...Copy !req
231. Hmm. What are
the side choices?Copy !req
232. Badge potatoes,
mozzarella batons,Copy !req
233. SWAT and sour chicken,
SWAT potato fries,Copy !req
234. SWAT corn soup, SWAT corn bread.Copy !req
235. Great. One of each
for the table.Copy !req
236. I'll just have
an A.P.B. and Jail-y.Copy !req
237. What's the B.L.T.F.C.?Copy !req
238. Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato for Cops.Copy !req
239. I guess I'll have that.Copy !req
240. Let me confiscate your menus.Copy !req
241. I'm worried about
the Stereo Campari panel today.Copy !req
242. He seems to have
a lot of enemies.Copy !req
243. Someone should let that kid knowCopy !req
244. that snitches get stitches.Copy !req
245. Stereo Campari isn't a snitch.Copy !req
246. He's a better man
than you'll ever be.Copy !req
247. Where is this love for Stereo
Campari coming from?Copy !req
248. And why is it making me
so suddenly jealous?Copy !req
249. I'm attracted to his moral fiber
and self-control,Copy !req
250. of which you have none.Copy !req
251. We're out of hamcuffs and eggs.Copy !req
252. Well, that's too bad.Copy !req
253. What are some of
the other menu itemsCopy !req
254. that you haven't said
out loud yet?Copy !req
255. Uh, arriagnment veal
with Miranda rice,Copy !req
256. prisonstroni soup,
bail-oney on an onion pa-role,Copy !req
257. chocolate chips rookies,
D.U.I. pie.Copy !req
258. Okay, okay, one of all of those.Copy !req
259. How dare you say I have
no self-control!Copy !req
260. Should we continue this heated
discussion back in our room?Copy !req
261. Yes. Yes we should.Copy !req
262. The gentlest foreplay
is waiting for you.Copy !req
263. Just enter the code.Copy !req
264. "Bra-clad nurses
bare their cleavageCopy !req
265. in a semi-clothed rubdown."Copy !req
266. Oh! That's hot stuff.Copy !req
267. Rad, get out!
Go down to Cop-Con and have fun.Copy !req
268. I am having fun!
Cop-Con sucks.Copy !req
269. This is my time.
This is Rad-Con.Copy !req
270. Rad-Con! Great idea!Copy !req
271. You should take Rad-Con
down to Cop-ConCopy !req
272. and get everybody else on board.Copy !req
273. You think Rad-Con
is a good idea?Copy !req
274. Great idea.
But downstairs.Copy !req
275. With the others.
Go.Copy !req
276. Rad-Con?Copy !req
277. A great idea?Copy !req
278. Hey, no fair! How come
they get to jump on the bed?Copy !req
279. I was at your panel.Copy !req
280. Yeah, that seat's taken.
My friends are coming back.Copy !req
281. I'll keep you company till then.Copy !req
282. My name is Skit.
Skit Riback.Copy !req
283. I work in the deviant
sex crimes unit.Copy !req
284. Now, we see a lot of
weird stuff.Copy !req
285. You should come check it out.Copy !req
286. You... you might like it!Copy !req
287. Skit, I'd actually
prefer to be aloneCopy !req
288. than sit anywhere near you.Copy !req
289. So, tell me things about you.Copy !req
290. What do you do for fun?Copy !req
291. Why did you get so pretty?Copy !req
292. The angels must have put a bunch
of stars in your eyes.Copy !req
293. Hope nobody...
cuts 'em up.Copy !req
294. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
295. That was clearly just
Cop-Con day two tensionCopy !req
296. coming out.Copy !req
297. I mean, why else would we makeCopy !req
298. two different, shameful mistakesCopy !req
299. twice in 24 hours?Copy !req
300. Good. We're in
shameful agreement.Copy !req
301. No more mistakes
from here on out.Copy !req
302. Shame.
Oh! Gotta go.Copy !req
303. My band is opening
for Stereo Campari.Copy !req
304. Fine... go!Copy !req
305. I knew you couldn't do it
five times in a row!Copy !req
306. Cop-Con used to be cool,Copy !req
307. but we've all seen it
become a conventionCopy !req
308. just for the popular cops!Copy !req
309. It's time to start
a totally twisted,Copy !req
310. F-ed up, anti-authority
cop convention...Copy !req
311. This... is Rad-Con!Copy !req
312. Rad rules, Rad rules!Copy !req
313. Rad rules, Rad rules...Copy !req
314. I'm talking! Stop!
Stop copying me!Copy !req
315. Chrysalis, would you sign my
Chrysalis fantasy fan fiction?Copy !req
316. Look, that's you on the book.Copy !req
317. Uh...Copy !req
318. No, probably shouldn't see it.Copy !req
319. Stereo Campari's
700 Corrupt CopsCopy !req
320. will begin momentarily.Copy !req
321. But first, here's the rockabilly
music stylingsCopy !req
322. of Buster Brown's
Midnight MoonshineCopy !req
323. and The Texas "Hold 'Em" Boys!Copy !req
324. Guitar!Copy !req
325. Play those chords!Copy !req
326. Never again.Copy !req
327. Thank you.
Thanks, everybody.Copy !req
328. And now, Moonbeam's
number one whistleblower,Copy !req
329. Stereo Campari!Copy !req
330. - Thank you.Copy !req
331. The following 700
Moonbeam City cops are corrupt.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna start with A.
Al...Copy !req
333. Let me through!
Back away!Copy !req
334. This is an active crime scene.Copy !req
335. Every cop in this building
is a suspect.Copy !req
336. I want Cop-Con placed
on lockdown immediately!Copy !req
337. Attention!Copy !req
338. No one is allowed in or outCopy !req
339. of the Gigaplace.Copy !req
340. The killer may be
your best friendCopy !req
341. or your partner of many years.Copy !req
342. Don't trust anyone!Copy !req
343. - I'm worried.
- Me too.Copy !req
344. There's a killer
within our ranks.Copy !req
345. No, I'm worried they
might cancel Cop-Con promCopy !req
346. over this nonsense,
but, yeah, sure,Copy !req
347. - murder's bad too.
- And without cops,Copy !req
348. who knows what's happening
on the streets.Copy !req
349. Yo, my crossing-guard jobCopy !req
350. makes me feel reinfranchised.Copy !req
351. Without constant
police brutality,Copy !req
352. it's like a weight
has been lifted.Copy !req
353. More doves, man!
The doves love it here!Copy !req
354. (Vex)
No one is permittedCopy !req
355. to leave the Cop-ConCopy !req
356. until Stereo Campari's
killer is apprehended.Copy !req
357. Feel free to
keep false apprehendingCopy !req
358. until we find the actual killer.Copy !req
359. WHO KILLED STEREO CAMPARI?Copy !req
360. I already told you.
I don't know.Copy !req
361. DO NOT LIE TO INTERROBOT.Copy !req
362. Look, I just want to
get outta here.Copy !req
363. Okay?
How 'bout you let me go?Copy !req
364. InteRRobot is programmed
to never accept bribes.Copy !req
365. Wink.Copy !req
366. May I take your statement?Copy !req
367. Rib eye steakout,
medium rare, no backup.Copy !req
368. - We're out of food.
- Why'd you comeCopy !req
369. - to the table then?
- I don't know.Copy !req
370. It's a pretty funny menu,
you've got to admit.Copy !req
371. This is hell.Copy !req
372. We're never gonna
leave Cop-Con,Copy !req
373. and I'm fresh out of ideas.Copy !req
374. Our killer is playing
Whac-a-Mole.Copy !req
375. Who, that guy?Copy !req
376. No, but much like the wacker
of the fabled mole,Copy !req
377. our killer will keep
wacking and wackingCopy !req
378. until he's succeeded.Copy !req
379. But what if the mole...
wacked back?Copy !req
380. So you're saying...Copy !req
381. Whoever would murder
one whistleblowerCopy !req
382. would murder two
whistleblowers, right?Copy !req
383. In theory, yes.
But...Copy !req
384. Attention, everyone!Copy !req
385. Stereo Campari told me
everything he knewCopy !req
386. before he died.Copy !req
387. I'm revealing it all
tonight at Cop-Con Prom...Copy !req
388. unless someone...
kills me first!Copy !req
389. So... don't miss it!Copy !req
390. Did Stereo actually
tell you anything?Copy !req
391. No. What I'm doing
is known in poker as lying.Copy !req
392. It's the perfect bait
for Campari's assassin.Copy !req
393. But how are you going
to protect yourselfCopy !req
394. from the assassin?Copy !req
395. Hmm. Did not think
about that part.Copy !req
396. Our community
was really hurt, man.Copy !req
397. But now we stand
brother to brotherCopy !req
398. in, like, a spirit of hope!Copy !req
399. We just might have
an I-TCopy !req
400. on our A-N-D-S.Copy !req
401. Leaving the H once again.Copy !req
402. (Vex)
We're moments away
from the announcementCopy !req
403. of King and Queen Cop,Copy !req
404. but remember: Keep an eye outCopy !req
405. for the murderer
of Stereo Campari.Copy !req
406. You could be dancing with him
or her right now!Copy !req
407. Okay, when they announce me
and PizzazCopy !req
408. as Cop-Con Prom King
and Cop-Con Prom Queen,Copy !req
409. we'll come on stage.Copy !req
410. Chrysalis, you'll be in
the rafters...Copy !req
411. Like the mouse you resemble...Copy !req
412. Watching the audience for
suspicious characters.Copy !req
413. Sounds good... oh wait,
how do you knowCopy !req
414. you two will be voted Cop-Con
Prom King and Queen?Copy !req
415. - Oh...
- Ha...Copy !req
416. - Ah...
- I, uh...Copy !req
417. - It's a joke.
- I see now.Copy !req
418. - A clever jibe.
- It's a jape.Copy !req
419. - Chrysalis, you jester.
- Chrysalis, you're funny!Copy !req
420. Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
I'll get in position.Copy !req
421. Attention, everyone!Copy !req
422. Crowd the stage
for the announcementCopy !req
423. of our Cop-Con
Prom King and Queen.Copy !req
424. Dazzle, if either one
of us doesn't make it,Copy !req
425. I just want to say...Copy !req
426. Shhh, baby, baby, baby.
I already know.Copy !req
427. These last three days have
been the best of my life too.Copy !req
428. I know I lack the scruples
of Stereo Campari.Copy !req
429. I don't care if some cop
breaks the rulesCopy !req
430. to shake down
a free lunch in this town.Copy !req
431. But I do
believe in Cop-Con Prom.Copy !req
432. And, like Stereo,
I'm willing to dieCopy !req
433. for what I believe in.Copy !req
434. I was actually going to say
that your band sucksCopy !req
435. and you need keep your garbage
guitar playing to yourself.Copy !req
436. The votes are counted.Copy !req
437. This year's Cop-Con Prom King
and Queen are...Copy !req
438. Whew... showtime!Copy !req
439. Dazzle, Flux Nicholson
is reaching for his pocketCopy !req
440. at your two o'clock.Copy !req
441. I don't know how to do
that clock thing.Copy !req
442. Just tell me...
Left or right.Copy !req
443. Right. That's left!
I said right!Copy !req
444. Oh, no, Skit's also
reaching for something.Copy !req
445. Skit?
You mean your boyfriend?Copy !req
446. He's not my boyfriend!Copy !req
447. Guuuuun!Copy !req
448. Dazzle!Copy !req
449. - Dazzle, are you hit?
- No. Thanks to you, baby.Copy !req
450. - Wow... oh...
- Okay... okay...Copy !req
451. - Ooh...
- Okay!Copy !req
452. Right here, asshole.Copy !req
453. I'll save you, Chrysalis!Copy !req
454. Aah!Copy !req
455. So the killer was Rick.Copy !req
456. Rick? Who the
is Rick?Copy !req
457. Rick from forensics... I told you
about him the other day.Copy !req
458. Why would Rick be the killer?Copy !req
459. I don't know!
Ask Rick!Copy !req
460. - My reasons were...
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
461. He doesn't get to talk.
Take him away.Copy !req
462. Everybody freeze!Copy !req
463. Gimme that microphone!Copy !req
464. For all you jocks and prissesCopy !req
465. enjoying your little meat
parade, well guess what!Copy !req
466. Cop-Con Prom is cancelled!Copy !req
467. This is Rad-Con Prom.Copy !req
468. Vengeance... is ours!Copy !req
469. Take this, nerd!Copy !req
470. - Ugh!
- Uhh!Copy !req
471. Oh!Copy !req
472. Now, as I was saying before
I was rudely interrupted,Copy !req
473. this year's Cop-Con Cop-Prom
King and Queen are...Copy !req
474. Chrysalis Tate and InteRRobot!Copy !req
475. - What?
- Wha...Copy !req
476. Are you people kidding me?Copy !req
477. I HAVE A QUESTION...Copy !req
478. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?Copy !req
479. Yes, InteRRobot, I'd like that.Copy !req
480. Chrysalis,
I-I saved you,Copy !req
481. so I thought maybe
I could get a dance in.Copy !req
482. Aah!Copy !req
483. Well, cops, the murder's
been solved,Copy !req
484. the lockdown is lifted.Copy !req
485. You're free to go.Copy !req
486. See you at next year's
Cop-Con.Copy !req
487. Drive safe.Copy !req
488. Time to try out
the new toys, boys!Copy !req
489. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
490. Stop this gang song!Copy !req
491. This is a peaceful gathering.Copy !req
492. What's that H doing there?Copy !req
493. Get rid of it!Copy !req
494. Uncle Carlo!Copy !req
495. Oh...Copy !req
496. Moonbeam City.
Just like we left it.Copy !req
497. Always a fire burning.
Always a ghetto blasting.Copy !req
498. Always... my home.Copy !req
499. Let's go.
They need us out there.Copy !req
500. Pizzaz, last time for real?Copy !req
501. You mean one more time
after this timeCopy !req
502. - will be the last time?
- Yes, that's what I meant.Copy !req
503. - Okay...
- Oh... oh!Copy !req
504. - Okay... okay!Copy !req
505. Chirp.Copy !req
506. Hey!Copy !req
507. Will Officer Blast RodriguezCopy !req
508. please report to
the Lost and Found?Copy !req
509. We found your brass knuckles.Copy !req
510. Execution videos
are now half-price.Copy !req
511. Remember, firearms are not
permitted on the Cop Con floor.Copy !req
512. They're required.Copy !req