1. Unit 14 clear.Copy !req
2. What can we get you, officer?Copy !req
3. Well, a bazoom-burger
with a side of nip dipsCopy !req
4. does sound delicious,Copy !req
5. But I'm afraid I must inform you
of something much less savory...Copy !req
6. A broken taillight.Copy !req
7. We broke it
to get your attention.Copy !req
8. Oh, right.Copy !req
9. Duh. I'm coming in.Copy !req
10. - Slap that tomato.
- Okay.Copy !req
11. Oh, put that tomato all over it.Copy !req
12. Oh, the mayonnaise jar
is open.Copy !req
13. I'll just fast-forward
through the 32 minutesCopy !req
14. of disgusting condiment play.Copy !req
15. No, no!
That's the best part!Copy !req
16. Oh, tap that ass.
Oh, tap that ass.Copy !req
17. Okay, trying to get
my footing here.Copy !req
18. This floor is slick
with mayonnaise...Copy !req
19. Whoa!
Oh, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
20. Is it moving?Copy !req
21. Um...Copy !req
22. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap, crap, crap!Copy !req
23. I hope nobody sees this tape.Copy !req
24. Oh, God, I hope
I'm not watching it right now.Copy !req
25. Pizzaz is probably staring at meCopy !req
26. with that stupid angry
glare thing she does.Copy !req
27. Dazzle, if you're watching this,
hang in there, buddy!Copy !req
28. Don't let that crazy bitch...Copy !req
29. Yes, bravo, Dazzle.Copy !req
30. Slutburger was a beloved
Moonbeam City institution.Copy !req
31. People are furious!Copy !req
32. Especially those goddamn
highfalutin bastardsCopy !req
33. at the Laser Society!Copy !req
34. Slutburger was supposed to caterCopy !req
35. their goddamn Laser Ball
tonight!Copy !req
36. Hey, I wasn't going
to the Laser Ball to eat,Copy !req
37. if you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
38. You were going
to head up security.Copy !req
39. And now,
you're not going at all.Copy !req
40. I can't miss the Laser Ball!Copy !req
41. It's one-stop shopping
for primo high-class tail!Copy !req
42. Congratulations, Rad,
the job is yours.Copy !req
43. No can do and yes can don't.Copy !req
44. I'm already attending the
Laser Ball as an invited guest.Copy !req
45. After all, I am part
of the Moonbeam City elite.Copy !req
46. Wait a minute, you're rich?Copy !req
47. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
48. How else could I afford
the biggest mansionCopy !req
49. in Diamond Crest Estates?Copy !req
50. Or this subscription
to Wealth Enthusiast magazine,Copy !req
51. which confirms my residence
in Diamond Crest Estates?Copy !req
52. I'll do it!
It'll be a great chanceCopy !req
53. to try out my proprietary
checklist system.Copy !req
54. It uses
color-coded Roman numerals!Copy !req
55. I'm trying to think of someone,Copy !req
56. anyone, to run security
at this ball.Copy !req
57. Hello?Copy !req
58. Seriously, can I do it?Copy !req
59. Back off, girlie!
I'm in charge here!Copy !req
60. I'm not a threat to you!Copy !req
61. Whoa!Copy !req
62. Looks like someone's Aunt Flo
is back in town.Copy !req
63. She seems to visit just about
every month actually,Copy !req
64. except for a few months after
last year's Cop Con weekend.Copy !req
65. Maybe she was sick.Copy !req
66. - That's enough!Copy !req
67. What? Ow!Copy !req
68. Chrysalis, you can be
in charge of security.Copy !req
69. I have to go now.Copy !req
70. What is happening to me?Copy !req
71. Dr. and Mrs. Rosenblaze. Check!Copy !req
72. The system works!Copy !req
73. This is going better
than I ever could have...Copy !req
74. Well, hello, little girl.Copy !req
75. I'm Ethel Vanderzazz,Copy !req
76. V-a-n...Copy !req
77. I know it's you, Dazzle.Copy !req
78. Damn it, Mrs. Vanderzazz!Copy !req
79. I told you,
you were wobbling too much!Copy !req
80. - Now, get out of here.Copy !req
81. Sorry, Dazzle,
I can't let you in.Copy !req
82. This is unbelievable!Copy !req
83. No human being has ever
been mistreated so badlyCopy !req
84. in all of recorded
human history.Copy !req
85. Don't ruin this for me!
Just go!Copy !req
86. Dazzle!Copy !req
87. Like a poor man!Copy !req
88. I can't even imagine being poor!Copy !req
89. I pay someone
to imagine it for me.Copy !req
90. Rad Cunningham.
I'm very rich.Copy !req
91. I don't believe I've seen you
around, Cunningham.Copy !req
92. Are you a member
of Sparklewood Country Club?Copy !req
93. Well, I was
until they started letting inCopy !req
94. those filthy Quasarites.Copy !req
95. Now I spend most
of my free time on my yacht.Copy !req
96. Why, we're all avid seamen!
What kind of boat do you own?Copy !req
97. Uh...Copy !req
98. It's a, you know,Copy !req
99. a Wave...Copy !req
100. WaveTech? Which model?Copy !req
101. Uh, a nine...Copy !req
102. Nine Thousand?Copy !req
103. Yes, exactly.
A Wave, uh...Copy !req
104. Tech.Copy !req
105. Tech Nine Thousand. Yes.Copy !req
106. Us WaveTech Nine Thousand owners
are a tight bunch.Copy !req
107. A fraternity of sorts.Copy !req
108. Yes.
That's why they teach youCopy !req
109. the WaveTech Nine Thousand
Fight Song at the dealership.Copy !req
110. Lead us in a round,
won't you, Rad?Copy !req
111. Uh...Copy !req
112. Whoa.Copy !req
113. Pardon me, ma'am.
Dazzle Novak, MCPD.Copy !req
114. Am I under arrest, or is this
just how you meet women?Copy !req
115. Either way,
I admire your tenacity.Copy !req
116. Panache Miller.
I'm chairwoman of this event.Copy !req
117. Nice to meet you,
Madam Chairwoman.Copy !req
118. Is this your chair?Copy !req
119. Why are we still not boning?Copy !req
120. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
121. Okay!Copy !req
122. Oh!Copy !req
123. The sex was very good, Dazzle.Copy !req
124. I'll have some more tomorrow.
Say, at the police station?Copy !req
125. I'll meet you there at noon.Copy !req
126. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
127. - Oh.
- Ah, very good!Copy !req
128. Why, the only way
to cap this nightCopy !req
129. would be a ride on the very
boat about which you sing!Copy !req
130. Ha-Ha!Copy !req
131. I would love to, but, I, uh...Copy !req
132. I cut my arm,
and the loss of blood is...Copy !req
133. Ahh.Copy !req
134. Everyone, please look over hereCopy !req
135. and be jealous of my incredibly
rich, inventive-in-the-sackCopy !req
136. new girlfriend, Panache.Copy !req
137. Oh, and... and this is
a dangerous predator I caughtCopy !req
138. living in the walls
of a preschool.Copy !req
139. Ignore him.Copy !req
140. Ah! Panache Miller,
I'd like you to meet,Copy !req
141. for the very first time
in your life,Copy !req
142. my boss Pizzaz...
Miller. Huh.Copy !req
143. Why, hello...Copy !req
144. little sister.Copy !req
145. So to reiterate,Copy !req
146. I've been having sex
with your sister?Copy !req
147. I have no sister.Copy !req
148. In fact, I have no four sisters.Copy !req
149. Poor, poor, pitiful Pizzaz.Copy !req
150. I, too, had hoped
we'd never see each other again,Copy !req
151. but sometimes fate throws
a peanut in your lemonade,Copy !req
152. now, don't it?Copy !req
153. Pizzaz is an heiress
to the Miller laser fortune?Copy !req
154. That's right.Copy !req
155. My father is
Commodore Vector Azimuth Miller,Copy !req
156. the original laser baron.Copy !req
157. Once, Moonbeam City
was a desolate marshCopy !req
158. until Daddy struck laser.Copy !req
159. Eureka!Copy !req
160. Crude laser.Copy !req
161. And it's all mine!Copy !req
162. Soon he had wells everywhere,Copy !req
163. and the city was awash
in yellow, pink, and blue gold.Copy !req
164. He built an empire,Copy !req
165. and around it grew
a glittering metropolis.Copy !req
166. In his autumn years,Copy !req
167. the commodore foolishly
handed the businessCopy !req
168. to my greedy sisters.Copy !req
169. They wasted
our most precious resourceCopy !req
170. on electronic tag games,Copy !req
171. progressive rock concerts,
and corrective eye surgery,Copy !req
172. while they lived grotesquely
off the profits.Copy !req
173. The lasers, oh, they ran dry,Copy !req
174. as did the laser mining jobs.Copy !req
175. And now,
thanks to my sisters' avarice,Copy !req
176. we're left with the crime-ridden
puddle of stink you see today.Copy !req
177. - It made me sick.Copy !req
178. So I walked away, became a cop,
and never looked back.Copy !req
179. Very colorful
history lesson, sister.Copy !req
180. But the fact is,
you didn't walk away,Copy !req
181. you were laughed off the field.Copy !req
182. If you want to talk like
some gin-soaked lasertante,Copy !req
183. I suggest you go back
to the swamp you came from.Copy !req
184. Oh!
There's the Miller spirit.Copy !req
185. I knew it was hiding somewhereCopy !req
186. beneath that cheap
Satinique frock.Copy !req
187. Wow. Sexually adventurous,
superrich,Copy !req
188. bubble butt,
and Pizzaz hates her.Copy !req
189. I think she might be the one.Copy !req
190. Oh, by the by, Sister,
Daddy's health has declinedCopy !req
191. and he's soon to be
cryogenically frozen.Copy !req
192. Daddy is sick?Copy !req
193. Isn't that sad?Copy !req
194. Why didn't anyone tell me?Copy !req
195. Well, we didn't want
to interruptCopy !req
196. your important police work.Copy !req
197. Let's go, Dazzle.Copy !req
198. We're visiting Daddy
at Irradiance Woods.Copy !req
199. Sure thing, but first, I must
process this dangerous predator.Copy !req
200. Now, Dazzle!Copy !req
201. Okay, I want you to go back
to the preschool,Copy !req
202. wait,
come back here at 3:00.Copy !req
203. - I said now, Dazzle!
- Coming!Copy !req
204. Oh, he's all right, everyone!Copy !req
205. Yes, just a little blood loss.Copy !req
206. Who... who are you?Copy !req
207. He has his famous,
wealthy sense of humor back!Copy !req
208. Now we can finally take the ship
ride we've been waiting for.Copy !req
209. Ship ride?Copy !req
210. This is the only WaveTech
Nine Thousand at the marina,Copy !req
211. so it must be yours.Copy !req
212. Daddy's Three Princesses,
that's an interesting name.Copy !req
213. Do you have three daughters,
Rad?Copy !req
214. Uh. Oh, that's what I call
my penis and testicles.Copy !req
215. Delightfully ribald.
WaveTechers?Copy !req
216. Shall we commence
the boarding process?Copy !req
217. Oh, sure! Just have to,
uh, gas her up, you know.Copy !req
218. Oh, oh, oh, look!
A pelican!Copy !req
219. - Oh! Oh, my!
- Ooh.Copy !req
220. Majestic.Copy !req
221. Ah, now that the pelican
has been seen,Copy !req
222. let's continue with...Copy !req
223. Good heavens!Copy !req
224. Oh, no! My boat!Copy !req
225. Yes, indeed! It's being
destroyed as we speak!Copy !req
226. Please tell me you didn't
have anything valuableCopy !req
227. on the boat, Rad.Copy !req
228. This is my chance
to keep proving I'm rich.Copy !req
229. Yes! My stacks of cash!
And my flawless diamonds!Copy !req
230. What else was on the boat, Rad?Copy !req
231. My... superhot wife!Copy !req
232. Your wife?Copy !req
233. She must have had
tremendous sentimental value!Copy !req
234. Uh, her name is... Dorothy.Copy !req
235. Oh, Dorothy!Copy !req
236. Oh, Daddy.
I came as soon as I heard.Copy !req
237. Sweet Pizzaz, your voice is
a sound for sore ears.Copy !req
238. The freezification,
it's already begun.Copy !req
239. You weren't even
going to tell me?Copy !req
240. I'm sorry, my dear.
I couldn't wait any longer.Copy !req
241. Your sisters all agree
it's time for me to go.Copy !req
242. No. No, that's just because
they want your money!Copy !req
243. Please don't leave
your fortune to them!Copy !req
244. I haven't chosen an heir.Copy !req
245. I have six hours
to finalize the willCopy !req
246. before my signing arm is frozen.Copy !req
247. Oh, Daddy. Daddy, no!Copy !req
248. Well, well, well,Copy !req
249. I certainly hope
you haven't come backCopy !req
250. to dip your candle in
the pepper pot, little sister.Copy !req
251. Charisma.Copy !req
252. She knows better than that,
don't you, missy?Copy !req
253. Sophistica!Copy !req
254. Why, of course she does.Copy !req
255. Hmm?Copy !req
256. Accoutrement!Copy !req
257. Would you look at this?Copy !req
258. All the Miller girls
back together.Copy !req
259. Somebody take a Polaroid.Copy !req
260. Hey, Pizzaz!
It's me, Dazzle! From work?Copy !req
261. Dazzle, we need
some sister time.Copy !req
262. Go into the kitchen
and mingle with the husbands.Copy !req
263. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
264. Let's move this party
to the Mantel Room.Copy !req
265. No!
Not the Mantel Room!Copy !req
266. Now, let's get down to business.Copy !req
267. Per tradition,
each of us will have a turnCopy !req
268. in front
of our respective mantelCopy !req
269. to make our case
for the family fortune.Copy !req
270. I'll go first.Copy !req
271. Ever since I was a girl,
I have always dreamed...Copy !req
272. And my Fabergé cubes,
and my dinosaur boners,Copy !req
273. and my collection
of rare blues records and...Copy !req
274. (man)
Rare blues records?Copy !req
275. Why we're all veritable buffs!Copy !req
276. Which rare blues recordings
do you have?Copy !req
277. Old, uh, Willy Williams,Copy !req
278. um, uh...Copy !req
279. Blind Billy Billson,Copy !req
280. and Deaf Johnny Bluesington,Copy !req
281. and, uh, Mute Eddie Caldwell,
Little Buddy...Copy !req
282. (man)
My boat! My boat!Copy !req
283. Sweet Mamma Big Toes
and Deaf Malcolm Shuggs.Copy !req
284. Pardon me.
Um, Panache saidCopy !req
285. some presumably really cool
husbands were in here.Copy !req
286. Have any of you nerds seen them?Copy !req
287. Oh! You must be
Panache's new toy!Copy !req
288. Hello, I'm Mylar,
aka Mr. Accoutrement.Copy !req
289. And we are the Miller husbands!Copy !req
290. Play your cards right,
and you could be one of us!Copy !req
291. Now grab a seat.Copy !req
292. You're just in time
for catalogue shopping!Copy !req
293. Well, you certainly seem like
Panache's type.Copy !req
294. Let me guess, firefighter?
Prism splitter?Copy !req
295. I'm a cop.
What do, uh, you guys do?Copy !req
296. Do?Copy !req
297. Oh, honey, us Miller husbands
aren't allowed to have jobs.Copy !req
298. We are allowed to have hobbies.
Zinc here is into beekeeping.Copy !req
299. Mute Mutey Also Blind, uh,Copy !req
300. Happy Robert Jones,
Sad Robert Jones.Copy !req
301. Oh, I left my daughter's wedding
as soon as I heard.Copy !req
302. Is this him?Copy !req
303. Rad, this is Zap Mendelson,
executive directorCopy !req
304. of the Moonbeam City
Bluesological Institute.Copy !req
305. I have a blues salvage team
standing by.Copy !req
306. I just need a complete inventory
of your collection.Copy !req
307. Ahh, well, Blind Dock Bouey man,Copy !req
308. Wavy Jack Pierwood...Copy !req
309. Sneezy Sun...Copy !req
310. - Birdcaw.
- Sneezy Sun Birdcaw.Copy !req
311. Yes, I think I've heard of him.
Go on.Copy !req
312. Uh...Copy !req
313. Fly Noselander.Copy !req
314. Noselander? That... that's
a Jewish name, isn't it?Copy !req
315. Rad, are you saying that
Jews invented the blues?Copy !req
316. Uh-huh.Copy !req
317. Why, my organization,
Luncheons for Causes,Copy !req
318. has raised over $200,000
for cause-related luncheons.Copy !req
319. Oh, please.Copy !req
320. Those luncheons
are a total sham,Copy !req
321. unlike
my Gala Awareness Charity,Copy !req
322. which raises awareness
of charitable galas.Copy !req
323. This has grown tedious.Copy !req
324. Why don't we all gang up
on Pizzaz for a while?Copy !req
325. You little slut.Copy !req
326. What a filthy little bug
of a woman.Copy !req
327. You will get nothing!Copy !req
328. - Who do you think you are?
- Nothing!Copy !req
329. No!Copy !req
330. These bitches are vicious!Copy !req
331. Okay, I am gonna go see
if they're almost done.Copy !req
332. You can't just go in there!Copy !req
333. That would be suicide!Copy !req
334. You don't want to see how
the ladies get when they argue.Copy !req
335. Well, you don't know Pizzaz.Copy !req
336. She's probably juggling
your wives' heads right now.Copy !req
337. I'll go rescue them.Copy !req
338. Beware the ladies!Copy !req
339. All right, Pizzaz.Copy !req
340. Spit out their bones
before you...Copy !req
341. Go away, Dazzle! No, I don't
want you to see me like this!Copy !req
342. Get back in the kitchen!Copy !req
343. Sit on the ground and cross
your legs, you little slut.Copy !req
344. He's alive!Copy !req
345. I've got
the ice pack ready to go!Copy !req
346. Where's your slap mark?Copy !req
347. She didn't slap me.Copy !req
348. Pizzaz, she was crying.Copy !req
349. Yes, that's life
in Irradiance Woods.Copy !req
350. The ladies can be so cruel.Copy !req
351. You ungrateful hussy.Copy !req
352. I'm going to...Copy !req
353. Look, Daddy's signing arm
is nearly frozen solid!Copy !req
354. That's no reason
to interrupt me, Accoutrement.Copy !req
355. We can just use a laser
to unfreeze it.Copy !req
356. Only a fool would suggest
such a reckless useCopy !req
357. of a precious laser.Copy !req
358. Then again, you have always been
a cheap, tacky laserite.Copy !req
359. Bite your tongue, Pizzaz!Copy !req
360. Don't stoop to their level.Copy !req
361. Oh, come on, stoop!
You know you wanna stoop!Copy !req
362. Go to hell.Copy !req
363. No, Pizzaz. No!Copy !req
364. You crazy bitch!Copy !req
365. My God.Copy !req
366. You've taken steroids
to enhance your slapping arm!Copy !req
367. That's right.Copy !req
368. The days
of Accoutrement Panorama MillerCopy !req
369. being out-slapped are over!Copy !req
370. Cheater!Copy !req
371. Charisma, what have
you done to yourself?Copy !req
372. I did what I had to do
to get ahead in this family,Copy !req
373. and if that means
replacing my armCopy !req
374. with an aerodynamic mechanical
blade, then so be it!Copy !req
375. Old Jimmy Realperson.Copy !req
376. Now, Rad, I notice you
haven't mentioned owningCopy !req
377. the original
Sawdust Jimmy Jesperson 10-inch,Copy !req
378. which represents a gaping hole
in any serious blues collection.Copy !req
379. Ha!
Sawdust Jimmy Jesperson?Copy !req
380. Oh, that's a well-known fake.Copy !req
381. But I saw a copy
at the Moonsonian Insti...Copy !req
382. No! Fake.Copy !req
383. Seems like Mendelson
should have known that.Copy !req
384. Makes me question
his credentials.Copy !req
385. Mm-hmm. Please, Rad,
more blues names!Copy !req
386. Uh...Copy !req
387. Die, whore!Copy !req
388. Oh, take it!Copy !req
389. I hate your fat face!Copy !req
390. As predicted, your selfishness
has been your undoing.Copy !req
391. Shut up, all of you.
He's saying something!Copy !req
392. I'm now too frozen
to sign the will,Copy !req
393. so no one will get anything.Copy !req
394. What did he say?Copy !req
395. He said Accoutrement
gets everythingCopy !req
396. and the rest of you
are all ugly and fat!Copy !req
397. I said no one gets anything!Copy !req
398. No one gets anything?Copy !req
399. This is all Pizzaz's fault.Copy !req
400. My fault?Copy !req
401. You ruined everything, Pizzaz!Copy !req
402. Why couldn't you just stay away?Copy !req
403. Stop it. No.Copy !req
404. Watch out!Copy !req
405. Aah!Copy !req
406. Daddy, no!Copy !req
407. Daddy!Copy !req
408. Pizzaz, you were always
my special girl.Copy !req
409. It broke my heart
when your scheming sistersCopy !req
410. forced you out
of the laser business.Copy !req
411. And now I've broken
your heart again.Copy !req
412. You're the only child
that's made me proud.Copy !req
413. The laser fortune is yours.Copy !req
414. (all)
What?Copy !req
415. Of course,
I've invested everythingCopy !req
416. in the most stable
commodity there is:Copy !req
417. Rare blues recordings.Copy !req
418. - The laser fortune is mine!Copy !req
419. Those are my blues!Copy !req
420. Take my cherished laser amulet.Copy !req
421. Use its power to stop Panache!Copy !req
422. Panache fled
with Daddy's fortune.Copy !req
423. Let's go!Copy !req
424. Panache left me?Copy !req
425. Here, have a tissue.
This could be a long cry.Copy !req
426. No! We are through being pushed
around by these shrill cows.Copy !req
427. Let's get out of here
before they turn youCopy !req
428. into another one of
their useless, castrated losers!Copy !req
429. Don't listen to her, Dazzle.
There's no shame in what we are.Copy !req
430. And the castration procedure
is virtually painless.Copy !req
431. Dazzle, stay with us.Copy !req
432. Get away!
I'm not one of you!Copy !req
433. You're the kind of garbage
I usually drive to suicideCopy !req
434. by giving their wives
the ramming of their dreams!Copy !req
435. Go ahead. Leave!Copy !req
436. Wow!
Did you see them run away?Copy !req
437. I guess I'm a man after all!Copy !req
438. Accoutrement!
It happened again!Copy !req
439. Get back here, you spoiled slut!Copy !req
440. Sleepy Albert Keepsgoing,Copy !req
441. Weak Martin Wantstostop.Copy !req
442. Look!
A WaveTech Ten Thousand!Copy !req
443. It's the ultimate in yachting
luxury and performance.Copy !req
444. The owner of that boat is
clearly better than Rad.Copy !req
445. Look at that captain,
Captain Panache!Copy !req
446. This is for you, Daddy.Copy !req
447. No!Copy !req
448. No!Copy !req
449. Oh, no!
Another WaveTech has exploded!Copy !req
450. Oh, what a day for WaveTech!Copy !req
451. Look! A flaming blues record!
And it's coming right for us!Copy !req
452. Sawdust Jimmy Jesperson?Copy !req
453. It's real!Copy !req
454. Gentlemen, this is
the Holy Grail of blues records.Copy !req
455. Rad Cunningham, you have been
completely discredited.Copy !req
456. You are now human garbage.Copy !req
457. It's good to have you back,
Pizzaz.Copy !req
458. I mean, Ms. Miller.Copy !req
459. I mean, ma'am.
I mean, Chief.Copy !req
460. Chief! Oh, God.
Please don't hit me!Copy !req
461. Relax, sweetie.Copy !req
462. I've finally resolved
my deep-rooted anger issues,Copy !req
463. and I promise I'm going to be
nicer to everyone from now on.Copy !req
464. Great to hear, boss,
because I may have hadCopy !req
465. another teensy
traffic stop incident.Copy !req
466. You mother...Copy !req
467. Chirp.Copy !req
468. Hey.Copy !req
469. (Rad)
Uh, Washboard
Lester Chinscratcher,Copy !req
470. Poor Ben Nickelfinder,Copy !req
471. Unblind Apple Jefferson,Copy !req
472. uh, American Louie... Sandpaper,Copy !req
473. Fat Eddie... Aids.Copy !req