1. The Thermospherion.Copy !req
2. Moonbeam City's newest, tallest,Copy !req
3. sophisticlassiest
hotel and casino.Copy !req
4. Hi!
I'm Nebula Deluxardio,Copy !req
5. from the Deluxardio
crime family.Copy !req
6. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
7. We funnel all
our crime moneyCopy !req
8. into this legitimate enterprise,Copy !req
9. featuring not one but two
revolving restaurants:Copy !req
10. Rotations and Revolvos!Copy !req
11. And nightly shows by
Equinox, King of the Doves!Copy !req
12. You're gonna love my doves!Copy !req
13. So take a gamble on us!Copy !req
14. Make your family
part of our crime family.Copy !req
15. Goddamn Deluxardios!Copy !req
16. They rob this town blind,Copy !req
17. while that idiot Nebula
shows up on every tabloid cover.Copy !req
18. Blech.
She's the worst.Copy !req
19. I know!
She puts out so manyCopy !req
20. workout videos, I can barely
find time to watch them all.Copy !req
21. It's time we finally
take down Nebula's father,Copy !req
22. Don Segatore Deluxardio.Copy !req
23. But it won't be easy.
He's extremely elusive,Copy !req
24. and he keeps himself
completely isolated...Copy !req
25. Wait, there he is!Copy !req
26. Let's get him!Copy !req
27. Aw, out of rounds already?Copy !req
28. This thing is worthless!Copy !req
29. Ugh!Copy !req
30. Yes!
Score 1 for Rad,Copy !req
31. the master assassin-ster!Copy !req
32. Be careful,
I have ticklish thighs!Copy !req
33. Chief Miller, what is
the name of the officerCopy !req
34. that took Segatore down?Copy !req
35. Obviously, we're keeping that
information secret,Copy !req
36. - so as to not...
- I'll take it from here!Copy !req
37. The name's Rad.Copy !req
38. Do I scare you?
Good!Copy !req
39. 'Cause I got a thirst
for mob blood,Copy !req
40. and I always want seconds!Copy !req
41. So better say
your prayer-inos, 'cause...Copy !req
42. So you're the dirty pig
who killed my dad!Copy !req
43. No, no, no, no!
It wasn't me!Copy !req
44. It was Dazzle Novak!Copy !req
45. He killed your dad and
forced me to brag about it!Copy !req
46. Oh God, he's a monster!Copy !req
47. I always vowed that if anybody
killed my father,Copy !req
48. I'd make sweet,
sweet love to them.Copy !req
49. Oh yeah, you dirty pig!Copy !req
50. Oh, make my daddy
roll in his grave!Copy !req
51. Oh, he's rolling now.Copy !req
52. - Wait, I'm the dirty pig!
- Oh...Copy !req
53. Save some public sex for me!
Oh!Copy !req
54. Everyone's talking aboutCopy !req
55. Moonbeam City's horniest
new super couple,Copy !req
56. Debulazz.Copy !req
57. With a passion fueled
by hot, steamy dad-hate,Copy !req
58. they've been powerspoodging
charity events,Copy !req
59. supermarkets,
and red carpets citywide.Copy !req
60. They join me in studio tonight.Copy !req
61. Debulazz... oh, whoa!Copy !req
62. They're doing it!
Oh, my glasses.Copy !req
63. You're getting my...
It's okay, though!Copy !req
64. No, no, no!
Keep it on them!Copy !req
65. Keep it on them!
Screw standards and practices!Copy !req
66. Zoom in on their butts!Copy !req
67. They said it was
their highest ratingsCopy !req
68. since the live suicide
of Mayor Pendragon.Copy !req
69. The doggy style in particularCopy !req
70. seemed to resonate
with younger viewers.Copy !req
71. (Rad)
I, for one,Copy !req
72. found it disgusting.Copy !req
73. Boo-hoo, Rad.
You're just jealous of meCopy !req
74. and my exotic new humpbuddy.Copy !req
75. No, I just prefer
not to kiss and tell...Copy !req
76. About my hot new girlfriendCopy !req
77. who gets naked at me
all the time.Copy !req
78. Uh huh.
She just moved into my mansionCopy !req
79. in Diamond Crest Estates,Copy !req
80. and the Jacuzzi has never been
more filthy.Copy !req
81. Say, Rad, do you have any
pictures of her?Copy !req
82. Uh, I had some,Copy !req
83. but the guy at the Fotomat
stole them, to masturbate to.Copy !req
84. That is too bad.
Without any proof,Copy !req
85. people might start suspecting
that she doesn't exist.Copy !req
86. - Yeah.
- And that you don't even liveCopy !req
87. in Diamond Crest Estates.Copy !req
88. - Yeah.
- And that everything about youCopy !req
89. is just a lie!Copy !req
90. - Yeah!
- Uh, well, guess what?Copy !req
91. She's visiting the office
this week!Copy !req
92. She never misses a chance
to prove that she exists!Copy !req
93. Great, I can't wait to meet her.Copy !req
94. Hope you like egg, 'cause your
face is gonna be covered in it.Copy !req
95. Bring a whole carton.Copy !req
96. Oh, I will
Cage-free!Copy !req
97. - Make them jumbo.
- Oh, no problem!Copy !req
98. I'm a very versatile egg chef.Copy !req
99. (Rad)
Stupid Dazzle!
He's wrong.Copy !req
100. I do live
in Diamond Crest Estates!Copy !req
101. Cunningham!Copy !req
102. I thought I told you to clean
that Jacuzzi!Copy !req
103. It's never been more filthy!Copy !req
104. Yes, Mr. Blastrod!Copy !req
105. How am I gonna handle
this girlfriend thing?Copy !req
106. What should I do, Steven?Copy !req
107. - Yes, Steven!Copy !req
108. I know I'm not friends
with any girls!Copy !req
109. Thanks for rubbing it in!Copy !req
110. You're right.
I do know one girl.Copy !req
111. But she might be more trouble
than it's worth.Copy !req
112. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
113. I'll call her.Copy !req
114. What's that, Steven?Copy !req
115. You want to give me
a goodnight kiss?Copy !req
116. - Ow! Let go, Steven!Copy !req
117. Stop it!Copy !req
118. Quick Debulazz huddle.Copy !req
119. What's our sex anecdote
for today?Copy !req
120. We cannot repeat material.
These people are vultures.Copy !req
121. What the...?Copy !req
122. She shines like a sapphire.Copy !req
123. Talc.
What a pretty name.Copy !req
124. Hello, everyone!
Hello, darling!Copy !req
125. Hello my dear, dear, Talc.Copy !req
126. That's right, Dazzle.
She's real.Copy !req
127. Put that in your pipe
and go smoke yourself.Copy !req
128. Isn't she amazing?Copy !req
129. What's that on your ear, Rad?Copy !req
130. Uh, that is a bite of passion,Copy !req
131. from our incessant,
animalistic lovemaking.Copy !req
132. Speaking of which,Copy !req
133. what do you say we go
explore the evidence room?Copy !req
134. If you know what I mean.Copy !req
135. Sex.Copy !req
136. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!Copy !req
137. Ah, aah...Copy !req
138. Oh, Rad.
Don't stop!Copy !req
139. They're buying it.Copy !req
140. What a bunch of goddamn morons!Copy !req
141. Did you see Dazzle?Copy !req
142. He was so jealous!
Unh!Copy !req
143. Don't ever stop!Copy !req
144. Oh, I don't intend to!Copy !req
145. You better not blow this, okay?Copy !req
146. What's the matter, Rad?Copy !req
147. Afraid they'll find out
I'm your sister?Copy !req
148. Shh!
Not so loud!Copy !req
149. Shut your butt, Rad.Copy !req
150. I'm a con artist.
This is what I do!Copy !req
151. I'm carrying your dead
weight out there!Copy !req
152. Yeah, right!
I'm lying circles around you!Copy !req
153. Uh, how am I doing,
sex-wise?Copy !req
154. A-plus-plus!Copy !req
155. (Rad)
Well, here comes plus
number three!Copy !req
156. Look, let's just
wrap this up quickCopy !req
157. and get you back to Canada.Copy !req
158. No way!Copy !req
159. This town is easy pickings
and I've got big plans.Copy !req
160. Follow my lead, dumb-ass.Copy !req
161. Oh, my God!Copy !req
162. (Rad)
No, no, no!Copy !req
163. Guess what, everyone!Copy !req
164. Rad asked me to marry him!Copy !req
165. - Really?Copy !req
166. Uh...Copy !req
167. Uh...Copy !req
168. And the entire Moonbeam
police force is invited!Copy !req
169. When, where?Copy !req
170. Details,
please please please share.Copy !req
171. - Uh...
- I want to do it right hereCopy !req
172. in Moonbeam City!Copy !req
173. All we need is a venue.Copy !req
174. I insist that you bask
in the luxurious splendorCopy !req
175. of the Thermospherion.Copy !req
176. The mob casino?Copy !req
177. Oh! What a dream!Copy !req
178. I'll even plan it for you!Copy !req
179. With all the deluxiest
Deluxiardo frills.Copy !req
180. Oh, we don't need the deluxiest.Copy !req
181. Oh, I'm the happiest girl
in the world!Copy !req
182. Whoo!Copy !req
183. Yes, this is certainly
cause for twirling.Copy !req
184. This all unfolded
rather quickly.Copy !req
185. At least you're jealous,
right, Dazzle?Copy !req
186. I was, right up until
your engagement.Copy !req
187. Marriage, ouch.
Enjoy your matrimonial tomb.Copy !req
188. Uh, thank you.Copy !req
189. (Rad)
A wedding?Copy !req
190. This was supposed to be
a web of lies!Copy !req
191. You're turning it into
a maze of deception!Copy !req
192. Think about it, Rad.Copy !req
193. You can invite all
your idiot co-workersCopy !req
194. and bleed them for cash
and toaster ovens.Copy !req
195. But that casino's
run by the mafia.Copy !req
196. Don't worry, crybaby.Copy !req
197. - We got a plan.
- We?Copy !req
198. Well, well, if it isn't
the happy goddamn couple.Copy !req
199. Hello, Rad!Copy !req
200. Mom?
Dad?Copy !req
201. Nice digs, Rad!Copy !req
202. You still lay around
spilling your troubles to a ratCopy !req
203. like when you were
a little human turd?Copy !req
204. Put him down!
You guys shouldn't be here!Copy !req
205. Too late.
When your sister told usCopy !req
206. about the wedding scam,Copy !req
207. we just had to grab
a piece of that scam pie.Copy !req
208. Yeah, a big, sloppy slice
of scam pie!Copy !req
209. There is no scam pie!Copy !req
210. I just wanted this jerk, Dazzle,
to think I had a girlfriend.Copy !req
211. Well, that's your problem, Rad.Copy !req
212. You got no end game.Copy !req
213. You got to quit lying
and start grifting.Copy !req
214. And yes, it's a golden
grift-portunity, eh?Copy !req
215. It's not a grift-portunity!Copy !req
216. It's my life,
and you're gonna ruin it!Copy !req
217. We saved your life, Rad!Copy !req
218. You were just a helpless baby
with a malformed foot,Copy !req
219. left in a dumpster!Copy !req
220. Yeah, then we gave you a new
life, and a very cool haircut.Copy !req
221. And now all we ask is that
you marry your sister,Copy !req
222. and you want to kick us
to the curb?Copy !req
223. Gee, Mom, maybe you need
to remind him who's best.Copy !req
224. Aah!
Woody, the spank spoon!Copy !req
225. I missed you, Rad.
How about a kiss on the cheeks?Copy !req
226. Okay, okay...
I'll do the wedding!Copy !req
227. Just stay away from my cheeks!Copy !req
228. That's the spirit, fartbrain.Copy !req
229. Just like old times.Copy !req
230. (Rad)
Oh, no, they're all here!Copy !req
231. Who, your cop friends?Copy !req
232. They look like easy marks to me.Copy !req
233. Trust me, Dad, they all
got turds for brains.Copy !req
234. I bet, if they're friends
with this bag of crap, eh?Copy !req
235. Aah!Copy !req
236. Ah.Copy !req
237. If it isn't Moonbeam's finest.Copy !req
238. I'm Quench, and, uh,
this is my wife, Glam.Copy !req
239. Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
240. Glam Cunningham.Copy !req
241. Her womb should get
a blue ribbon.Copy !req
242. It grew the world's
biggest douche.Copy !req
243. How nice to meet you,
Mr. and Mrs. Cunningham.Copy !req
244. You've raised a great...
A, um, a pretty good...Copy !req
245. You know, you've raised a son.Copy !req
246. Ugh, freaking cops.Copy !req
247. This is a mob casino,
not a cop casino!Copy !req
248. Can in, Neongelo.Copy !req
249. As long as we're getting richCopy !req
250. and Dazzle's jumping
my bones good,Copy !req
251. the cops and the mob are
in a ceasefire, understood?Copy !req
252. Understood.Copy !req
253. Damn it, now I'm all agitated.Copy !req
254. Stress goes straight
to my vagina.Copy !req
255. Hey, Dazz, wanna go bang
under the buffet tables?Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Bang my vagina!Copy !req
258. Yeah, I'll bang.
Bang where?Copy !req
259. Under the buffet tables.Copy !req
260. I'm sorry, I can't hear
where you want meCopy !req
261. to you.Copy !req
262. Now here, we'll have one
of our famousCopy !req
263. marinara fountains
where guests can dipCopy !req
264. their ravelinos and farfalatonisCopy !req
265. and digalagodsovs.Copy !req
266. It comes in several sizes.Copy !req
267. Oh geez, I guess
the biggest one, then.Copy !req
268. The one with the mozzarella
gargoyles, please.Copy !req
269. You know, I've always dreamed
of riding into my weddingCopy !req
270. on a beautiful, white unicorn.Copy !req
271. Unfortunately at this time,
unicorns do not exist.Copy !req
272. But we can drill a hole
into a bleached donkey's head.Copy !req
273. What do I get to ride in on?Copy !req
274. You got to walk behind
and pick up the unicorn's flops.Copy !req
275. Let's just give our perfect
new daughter, Talc,Copy !req
276. the most expensive wedding
the Deluxardios can muster.Copy !req
277. - Or the least.
- Oh, silly Rad.Copy !req
278. The Cunninghams are
taking care of everything.Copy !req
279. Should we leave a deposit now?Copy !req
280. Oh, no, we can settle up
after the wedding.Copy !req
281. After all, who would
skip town owing moneyCopy !req
282. to the Deluxiardo crime family?Copy !req
283. You'd have to be stupid,
or nuts.Copy !req
284. Or both.Copy !req
285. Oh.Copy !req
286. Remember, folks, the harder
you clap, the higher they flap.Copy !req
287. Isn't it wonderful, folks?Copy !req
288. I love those doves
as much as I hate the cops!Copy !req
289. I'm telling you, Dazzle.
Something's not right here.Copy !req
290. Look at Rad.Copy !req
291. That is not the way
normal people smile.Copy !req
292. Oh, Chrysalis, just relax
and have fun.Copy !req
293. This place has all you can drinkCopy !req
294. shrimp cocktails.Copy !req
295. Mm, you can really
taste the shrimp.Copy !req
296. Uh, attention, everyone.Copy !req
297. My wife and I are so thrilled
y'all could be here tonight.Copy !req
298. We don't get excitement
like this back in Canada,Copy !req
299. unless somebody hits a moose
with a Zamboni.Copy !req
300. You know, our little Radward,
he's faced a lot of adversity.Copy !req
301. From his malformed foot with
just that one huge toe,Copy !req
302. to his teenage strugglesCopy !req
303. with constant surprise
ejaculation...Copy !req
304. Dad!Copy !req
305. Aah!Copy !req
306. Oh, but now, you know,
he's all grown up.Copy !req
307. We're so proud
he has a great lifeCopy !req
308. here in Moonbeam City
with so many wonderful friends.Copy !req
309. - Aw, that's so sweet.Copy !req
310. God damn mouth breathers.Copy !req
311. It's almost too easy.
Heh.Copy !req
312. This will be a breeze.Copy !req
313. Only one I'm worried about
is the ginger.Copy !req
314. She thinks she's so smart
with those glasses.Copy !req
315. Let's wrap her in bed sheets
and sell her to that guyCopy !req
316. in Moonsas City who likes
fresh redheads.Copy !req
317. Rad, go steal us
some chloroform!Copy !req
318. No, Mom, I'm not
chloroforming anyone.Copy !req
319. Don't make a stink, Rad!Copy !req
320. Remember, you're supposed to be
happy and in love.Copy !req
321. Now give your sister
some God damn tongue.Copy !req
322. Uh, I got to use the bathroom!Copy !req
323. Rad?
Are you okay?Copy !req
324. Yes, it's just, uh...Copy !req
325. Thinking about this movie
I saw once.Copy !req
326. Movie?Copy !req
327. Yeah, about a guy who wanted
to make this idiot jealousCopy !req
328. then his Canadian parents
showed up and made him kissCopy !req
329. someone he didn't want to kiss.Copy !req
330. Now he's afraid
they're gonna hurt everybody.Copy !req
331. How does this movie end, Rad?Copy !req
332. I don't know.Copy !req
333. But maybe a sympathetic
friend with glassesCopy !req
334. helped the very handsome
protagonist stand upCopy !req
335. to his parents
and their spanking spoon.Copy !req
336. I think I can make
that ending happen, Rad.Copy !req
337. And then, at the very, very end,Copy !req
338. the guy and the glasses friend
made out a little.Copy !req
339. With tongue.Copy !req
340. That is definitely
not how this movie ended.Copy !req
341. Aww, are you sure?
Director's cut?Copy !req
342. - No!
- Ah, crap!Copy !req
343. Eww, what did you eat?Copy !req
344. Welcome, everyone,
today as we celebrateCopy !req
345. the union of Rad Cunningham
and Talc... uh, something.Copy !req
346. Well, it'll be Cunningham
soon enough.Copy !req
347. You know, marriage is like
this revolving restaurant.Copy !req
348. An infinite circle, forever.Copy !req
349. Look at those smug cops.Copy !req
350. Having a wedding in
tacky ass Rotations.Copy !req
351. What, are they too good
for a niceCopy !req
352. mom and pop place
like Revolvo's?Copy !req
353. Look, I don't like
those cops either,Copy !req
354. but until this cease fire
is over,Copy !req
355. all we can do is glare.Copy !req
356. So everybody, let's glare.Copy !req
357. And now by the power
invested in meCopy !req
358. as Moonbeam City
Chief of Police,Copy !req
359. I pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
360. You must kiss the bride.Copy !req
361. Okay.Copy !req
362. Let's make a kiss, then.Copy !req
363. Uh... ne... mm.Copy !req
364. (Rad)
Uhh.Copy !req
365. Oh, come on, Rad.
Kiss your bride.Copy !req
366. Come on, kiss her.Copy !req
367. None of us can leave
until you kiss her.Copy !req
368. - Mm...
- Kiss her.Copy !req
369. (all)
Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her...Copy !req
370. What's wrong with you, man?
Kiss your sister.Copy !req
371. Stop!
This wedding is a sham.Copy !req
372. Talc is Rad's sister.Copy !req
373. Ugh!Copy !req
374. What?
Why didn't you tell meCopy !req
375. you were my sister, Talc?Copy !req
376. I rescind my song.Copy !req
377. Do not wed this bride bride
bibbity bride.Copy !req
378. Wait, the lies don't stop there.Copy !req
379. (man)
They don't?Copy !req
380. Last night, Quench said
Rad had just one big toe.Copy !req
381. Well, I looked up all recorded
cases of Canadian monotoe-ism,Copy !req
382. and I have found only two:Copy !req
383. Actor Zinc Moranis,Copy !req
384. and this boy.Copy !req
385. Who's that?Copy !req
386. He was the only son
of the Mannings,Copy !req
387. the billionaire founders of
Flamingo Computers.Copy !req
388. Despite his freakish foot,
the Mannings loved him.Copy !req
389. He had everything he could have
wanted... a play roomCopy !req
390. full of toys, a miniwave tech
child's yacht.Copy !req
391. Until one day,Copy !req
392. he was kidnapped.Copy !req
393. That was you, Rad.Copy !req
394. You're Gregory Manning.Copy !req
395. These people stole you,
and now they're tryingCopy !req
396. to rip us all off!Copy !req
397. I'm Gregory Manning?Copy !req
398. You lied to me?Copy !req
399. I should have been really rich
and happy all along?Copy !req
400. Aw, cram it, you cry baby.Copy !req
401. God damn it,
you red-headed bitch!Copy !req
402. You ruined my daughter's
wedding!Copy !req
403. Time to catch the lead bouquet!Copy !req
404. Blam-o!Copy !req
405. Ow!Copy !req
406. Mom!Copy !req
407. Jesus, Rad's mom
just shot Chrysalis.Copy !req
408. Talc, keep those cops
on the ground.Copy !req
409. Your pop and I
are gonna grab the gifts.Copy !req
410. Quench, stuff the cash
in the toaster!Copy !req
411. Aah!Copy !req
412. Chrysalis, are you okay?Copy !req
413. Yep... yeah, she only
got my shoulder.Copy !req
414. Now go... go stop
your parents.Copy !req
415. Oh, no, she's got a gun!Copy !req
416. You're police officers.
You all have guns!Copy !req
417. Right.Copy !req
418. That's it.Copy !req
419. Time to wake the snake.Copy !req
420. Ow, you whipped my eye out,
you bitch.Copy !req
421. The cops broke the cease fire.Copy !req
422. God damn it.
I knew this would happen!Copy !req
423. They're revolving away.Copy !req
424. Should we keep shooting?Copy !req
425. No, we got to wait for it
to go around again.Copy !req
426. Okay, here they come... let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go!Copy !req
427. Oh, this is driving me crazy.
Let's just go over there!Copy !req
428. Whoa.Copy !req
429. If it isn't the cop
who killed my dadCopy !req
430. and my sister.Copy !req
431. - Aah!Copy !req
432. I'm gonna shoot your little
pig fingers off one by one.Copy !req
433. - Losing...Copy !req
434. my... grisp.Copy !req
435. Dazzle, play along with me.Copy !req
436. Boogie Woogie.
Eight to the bar.Copy !req
437. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
438. Ugh!Copy !req
439. The boogie woogie make
his fingers move too fast.Copy !req
440. Oh!
Ha!Copy !req
441. Whoo!
Yeah!Copy !req
442. - Hey, Neongelo.
- What?Copy !req
443. Eat snake belt.Copy !req
444. Whoa!Copy !req
445. Ow!
You shot me in the shoulder!Copy !req
446. All right.
Let's get back to the Yukon,Copy !req
447. lay low in the hideout, your...Copy !req
448. Freeze!Copy !req
449. You lied to me.Copy !req
450. You said I was from a dumpster.Copy !req
451. And you shot my friend.Copy !req
452. And my foot is weird.Copy !req
453. - And...
- Ah, cut the crap, Rad.Copy !req
454. Just start acting
like a Cunningham.Copy !req
455. I am not a Cunningham!Copy !req
456. From now on, I'm Rad Manning!Copy !req
457. So you're keeping
the first name?Copy !req
458. Yeah, well, I'm so used to it,
and it's on the suit already.Copy !req
459. It's hard to alter these thing.Copy !req
460. What, you too pussy
to change the whole thing?Copy !req
461. You shut up!Copy !req
462. I am Officer Rad Manning,
and you're under arrest!Copy !req
463. - Bang! Pop! Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
464. Ow!
Shot in the shoulder!Copy !req
465. Uh...
Aah!Copy !req
466. Dazzle!Copy !req
467. Dazzle!Copy !req
468. - Blamo!Copy !req
469. - Ow!
- Right in the shoulder.Copy !req
470. The doves saved Dazzle.Copy !req
471. Of course they did.Copy !req
472. Doves are always there
to help a dreamer.Copy !req
473. Dazzle's back.Copy !req
474. I shoot him in the shoulder.Copy !req
475. - Ow! My shoulder!Copy !req
476. So long, you butt asses!Copy !req
477. Aah! My eyes!Copy !req
478. They're full of sauce and glass!Copy !req
479. Mom, Dad, Talc,Copy !req
480. you have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
481. Hey, Woody,Copy !req
482. go spank yourself.Copy !req
483. Thank you, Governor Vangelis.Copy !req
484. Damn it.
I can't believeCopy !req
485. we all got shot
in the shoulders.Copy !req
486. Are you kidding?Copy !req
487. This is the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me!Copy !req
488. You know something, Rad?
I used to thinkCopy !req
489. that you were a pathetic,
conniving loser.Copy !req
490. But now that I've witnessed
the nightmarish wayCopy !req
491. in which you were raised,Copy !req
492. I know why you're a pathetic,
conniving loser.Copy !req
493. You're like an ugly tree
that looks less uglyCopy !req
494. when you realize
it grew from.Copy !req
495. Like weird,
discolored duck.Copy !req
496. Thank you.Copy !req
497. You're all my best friends.Copy !req
498. We'll get you, Rad Manning.Copy !req
499. Hey, Talc, go steal us
some tattoo needles,Copy !req
500. you useless idiot.Copy !req
501. And so, with only minimal
shoulder damage,Copy !req
502. Moonbeam City's finest heroes
lived to fight another day.Copy !req
503. Emboldened to face
the challengesCopy !req
504. that lie beyond each new dawn.Copy !req
505. Also, I might have gotten
that mob lady pregnant.Copy !req
506. Not sure.Copy !req
507. I've been avoiding her calls.Copy !req
508. So, we'll see.Copy !req
509. Chirp.Copy !req
510. Hey.Copy !req
511. - Hey, Dazz!
- Yeah?Copy !req
512. Bang me.Copy !req
513. - What?
- My vaginer.Copy !req
514. Bang it.Copy !req
515. Where will we bang?Copy !req
516. Under the farfalatonis.Copy !req
517. - You want it where?
- The tray of farfalatonis.Copy !req
518. What?Copy !req