1. THERE NOW FOLLOWS
A PARTY POLITICAL BROADCASTCopy !req
2. ON BEHALF OF THE LIBERAL PARTY.Copy !req
3. Pratt, back to Pratt.Copy !req
4. Pratt again, a long ball
out to PrattCopy !req
5. and now Pratt is on the ball...Copy !req
6. a neat little flick back inside
to Pratt, who takes it nicelyCopy !req
7. and sends it through
on the far side to Pratt.Copy !req
8. Pratt with it but passes
instead to Pratt, Pratt again...Copy !req
9. Oh, and well interceptedCopy !req
10. by the swarthy little
number nine Concito Maracon.Copy !req
11. This 21-year-old halfbackCopy !req
12. remarkably stocky
for six foot, three inchesCopy !req
13. square shouldered, balding
giant, hair flowing in the windCopy !req
14. bright-eyed, pert,
young for his ageCopy !req
15. but oh-so-old in so many ways.Copy !req
16. For a 39-year-old you wouldn't
expect such speed.Copy !req
17. Normally considered slow...Copy !req
18. Sweeping up and taking
the defense to the cleaners.Copy !req
19. Who would have thought,
though many expected itCopy !req
20. this remarkable 45-year-oldCopy !req
21. nine foot, four inches
dwarf of a manCopy !req
22. who is still only 17
in some parts of the worldCopy !req
23. would ever really be...Copy !req
24. oh, and there was
a goal there apparently...Copy !req
25. and now it's Pratt,
back to Pratt...Copy !req
26. Pratt again...
a long ball out to Pratt...Copy !req
27. I REALLY LIKE
THIS ANO-WHEAT.Copy !req
28. IT REALLY
UNCLOGS ME.Copy !req
29. OH, DO BE CAREFUL!Copy !req
30. SORRY, MUM.Copy !req
31. I MEAN, A LOT
OF THE OTHERSCopy !req
32. SAY THEY
UNCLOG YOUCopy !req
33. BUT I NEVER HAD
A SINGLE BOWEL MOVEMENTCopy !req
34. WITH THEM
"RECTO-PUFFS."Copy !req
35. NOW, IF WE...Copy !req
36. OH, SORRY, MUM.Copy !req
37. IF WE LIVED
IN RHODESIACopy !req
38. THERE'D BE
SOMEONECopy !req
39. TO MOP THAT UP
FOR YOU.Copy !req
40. DON'T BE SO
BLEEDIN' STUPID.Copy !req
41. IF YOU LIVED
IN BLEEDIN' RHODESIACopy !req
42. YOU'D BE OUT AT BLEEDIN' FASCIST
RALLIES EVERY BLEEDIN' DAY.Copy !req
43. YOU'RE A BLEEDIN' RACIST,
YOU BLEEDIN' ARE!Copy !req
44. LANGUAGE!Copy !req
45. WELL, HE GETS
ON MY SODDING WICK.Copy !req
46. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
47. NO, THE STUFF
I LIKED WASCopy !req
48. THAT STUFF
THEY GAVE YOU
BEFORE THE WARCopy !req
49. WHAT WAS IT?Copy !req
50. WILKINSON'S
NUMBER EIGHT
LAXATIVE CEREAL.Copy !req
51. WHEW, THAT ONE
WENT THROUGH YOUCopy !req
52. LIKE A BLOODY FERRARI.Copy !req
53. NOW, WHO'S THAT
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?Copy !req
54. IF IT'S THE MAN
TO EMPTY THE ELSANCopy !req
55. TELL HIM IT'S
IN THE HALL.Copy !req
56. RIGHT, DEAR.Copy !req
57. AND MAKE SURE
THAT YOU HOLD ITCopy !req
58. THE RIGHT
WAY UP.Copy !req
59. DAD?Copy !req
60. YEAH?Copy !req
61. NO, NO,
MY DAD.Copy !req
62. OH.Copy !req
63. DAD, WHY IS RHODESIA
CALLED RHODESIA?Copy !req
64. OH, SORRY, DAD.Copy !req
65. NO, NO, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.Copy !req
66. NO, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
67. THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, INDEED.Copy !req
68. NO, THANK YOU
FOR CALLING.Copy !req
69. NOT TODAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
70. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
71. WHO WAS THAT?Copy !req
72. THE LIBERAL PARTY
CANDIDATE, DARLING.Copy !req
73. WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE NOW?Copy !req
74. SORRY, MUM.Copy !req
75. I WAS JUST
WASHING UP.Copy !req
76. GO AND
SIT DOWN!Copy !req
77. MUM...Copy !req
78. MUM, DO YOU KNOWCopy !req
79. WHY RHODESIA'S
CALLED RHODESIA?Copy !req
80. DO YOU REMEMBER
"GO-EAZI"?Copy !req
81. THEY WERE
HOPELESS...Copy !req
82. LITTLE BLACK
PELLETSCopy !req
83. TASTED FOULCopy !req
84. AND THEY STUCK
INSIDE YOUCopy !req
85. LIKE FLOORING
ADHESIVE.Copy !req
86. WELL, I'M OFF!Copy !req
87. WHAT TIME ARE YOU
COMING BACK TONIGHT?Copy !req
88. 3:00 A. M!Copy !req
89. I THINK IT'S DISGUSTINGCopy !req
90. YOU A MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT.Copy !req
91. LAST NIGHT I HEARD YOU
SNOGGING AWAY.Copy !req
92. WE WAS NOT SNOGGING!Copy !req
93. SURE... SOUNDED LIKE
SNOGGING TO ME.Copy !req
94. I COULD HEAR HIS GREAT WET,
SLOBBERING LIPS GOING AT YOUCopy !req
95. AND HIS HAND
GOING...Copy !req
96. DAD!Copy !req
97. YEAH?Copy !req
98. NO, NOT YOU.Copy !req
99. OH.Copy !req
100. JUST MIND
YOUR LANGUAGE.Copy !req
101. OH, SORRY, MUM.Copy !req
102. I'VE RUN OUT OF BEANS!Copy !req
103. WE WAS
TALKING!Copy !req
104. WE WAS
NOT SNOGGING!Copy !req
105. TALKING ABOUT
SNOGGING, I'LL BET.Copy !req
106. IF YOU
MUST KNOWCopy !req
107. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT
COUNCIL RE-HOUSING!Copy !req
108. WOULD IT MEAN
GOING TO LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD?Copy !req
109. I'VE RUN OUT OF BEANS!Copy !req
110. WHERE TO RE-HOUSE
HIS RIGHT HAND...Copy !req
111. THAT'S ALL HE WAS INTERESTED IN!Copy !req
112. AND HAS FAYE DUNAWAY
DEFINITELY SAID YES?Copy !req
113. HE IS THE CHAIRMAN
OF THE HOUSING SUBCOMMITTEE.Copy !req
114. SNOGGING SUBCOMMITTEE,
MORE LIKE.Copy !req
115. RALPH, DO ANSWER
THAT DOOR, WILL YOU?Copy !req
116. BEANS!Copy !req
117. SHUT UP!Copy !req
118. YES, MUM.Copy !req
119. IF IT'S THE MAN
FROM PROBBO-RIBCopy !req
120. TELL HIM
IT'S IN THE BED.Copy !req
121. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
122. SORRY, MUM.Copy !req
123. POSTMAAAAN!Copy !req
124. WELL, A VERY GOOD TRY THERE
BY THE GARIBALDI FAMILYCopy !req
125. OF DROITWICH IN WORCESTERSHIRE.Copy !req
126. PROFESSOR?Copy !req
127. WELL, I CAN'T
MAKE UP MY MINDCopy !req
128. ABOUT THIS FAMILY.Copy !req
129. I DON'T THINK THERE WASCopy !req
130. THE SUSTAINED AWFULNESS
THAT WE REALLY NEED.Copy !req
131. I MEAN, THE FATHER
WAS APPALLING...Copy !req
132. APPALLING, YES.Copy !req
133. HE WAS DIRTY, SMELLY
AND DISTASTEFULCopy !req
134. AND I LIKED HIM
VERY MUCH, BUT...Copy !req
135. LADY ORGANS?Copy !req
136. WELL, THEY WERECopy !req
137. AN UNPLEASANT
FAMILY, CERTAINLYCopy !req
138. BUT I DON'T
THINK WE HADCopy !req
139. ANY OF THE REALLY
GROSS AWFULNESSCopy !req
140. WE'RE LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
141. WELL, HARSH WORDS THERECopy !req
142. FOR THE GARIBALDI FAMILY
OF DROITWICH IN WORCESTERSHIRECopy !req
143. AT PRESENT HOLDERS OF THE EAST
MIDLANDS MOST-AWFUL-FAMILY AWARDCopy !req
144. LOWER MIDDLE-CLASS SECTIONCopy !req
145. BUT UNABLE TODAY TO SCORE MORE
THAN 15 ON OUR DISGUSTOMETER.Copy !req
146. WELL, WITH THE SCORES
ALL IN FROM THE JUDGESCopy !req
147. THE GARIBALDIS ARE NUMBER THREECopy !req
148. THE FANSHAW-CHUMLEIGHS
OF BERKSHIRE.Copy !req
149. WELL, SOME OF
THE WONDERFUL BEHAVIORCopy !req
150. THAT MADE THE FANSHAW-CHUMLEIGHSCopy !req
151. THE SECOND-MOST-AWFUL FAMILY
IN BRITAIN, 1974.Copy !req
152. BUT THE WINNERS,
BY A CLEAR TEN-POINT MARGINCopy !req
153. ONCE AGAIN, THE AWFUL
JODRELL FAMILY OF DURHAM.Copy !req
154. UNFORTUNATELY,
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW YOUCopy !req
155. SOME OF THE PERFORMANCE
THAT WON THEM THE AWARDCopy !req
156. BUT I ASSURE YOU IT WAS
OF THE VERY HIGHEST STANDARDCopy !req
157. WAS IT NOT, LADY ORGANS?Copy !req
158. OH, YES, SUPERB.Copy !req
159. I MEAN, MR. JODRELL...Copy !req
160. YOU KNOW, THE OLD GRANDFATHER
WHO LICKS THE...Copy !req
161. YES, YES...Copy !req
162. HE'S SUPERB.Copy !req
163. HIS GOBBING IS CONSISTENT
AND ACCURATE.Copy !req
164. HIS SON IS A DIRTY,
FOUL LITTLE CREATURECopy !req
165. AND THOSE FRIGHTFUL SCABS
WHICH MRS. JODRELL...Copy !req
166. WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, LADY ORGANSCopy !req
167. AND FROM ALL OF US,
WELL DONE TO THE JODRELLSCopy !req
168. AND TO ALL OF YOU,
NOT FORGETTING THOSE OF YOUCopy !req
169. WHO MAY BE HALFWAY IN BETWEENCopy !req
170. WITHOUT WHOM, OF COURSE
AND NOT FORGETTINGCopy !req
171. WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE WHEN,
AND WE'LL BE BACKCopy !req
172. UNTIL THEN, AND SO
IT'S GOOD NIGHT FROM MECopy !req
173. AND HERE'S WISHING YOU
A SAFE JOURNEY HOME.Copy !req
174. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THIS SHOW.Copy !req
175. DON'T FORGET IT WAS
ALL GREAT FUN, I EN JOYED ITCopy !req
176. AND I HOPE YOU
WATCHING AT HOMECopy !req
177. HAVE EN JOYED IT TOO.Copy !req
178. THE JODRELLS WIN
EVERY BLOODY YEAR.Copy !req
179. MAKES YOU VOMIT!Copy !req
180. DAD?Copy !req
181. YES?Copy !req
182. GET YOUR STINKING FEET
OFF THE BREAD.Copy !req
183. I'M ONLY WIPING
THE CAT'S DO'S OFF!Copy !req
184. MUM?Copy !req
185. SHUT YOUR GOB,
DOUGLAS.Copy !req
186. I WANT MORE
CORN PLASTERS!Copy !req
187. SHUT UP AND EAT
WHAT YOU GOT!Copy !req
188. SOME FAT BASTARD AT THE DOOR!Copy !req
189. SHUT UP!Copy !req
190. A STRONG HIVE OF BEES CONTAINS
APPROXIMATELY 75,000 BEES.Copy !req
191. EACH HONEYBEE MUST MAKE
154 TRIPS TO COLLECTCopy !req
192. ONE TEASPOONFUL
OF HONEY.Copy !req
193. HELLO, SIR.Copy !req
194. WHAT DO
YOU WANT?Copy !req
195. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY
SOME OF OUR HONEY, SIR?Copy !req
196. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
197. WHICH WOULD
YOU LIKE...Copy !req
198. THE CALIFORNIAN
ORANGE BLOSSOMCopy !req
199. THE MEXICAN,
THE NEW ZEALANDCopy !req
200. OR THE SCOTTISH
HEATHER?Copy !req
201. HE CAN'T EAT HONEY.Copy !req
202. IT MAKES HIM
GO PLOP-PLOPS!Copy !req
203. COME ON, PLEASE
TRY SOME.Copy !req
204. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL HAVECopy !req
205. SOME ICELANDIC
HONEY.Copy !req
206. NO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING.Copy !req
207. YOU MEAN YOU DON'T MAKE
ANY HONEY AT ALL?Copy !req
208. NO, NO, WE MUST IMPORT IT ALL,
EVERY BALLY DROP.Copy !req
209. WE ARE A GLOOMY PEOPLE.Copy !req
210. IT'S SO CRIKEY COLD
AND DARK UP THERECopy !req
211. AND THERE'S ONLY FISH TO EAT.Copy !req
212. FISH AND IMPORTED HONEY.Copy !req
213. OH, STREWTH!Copy !req
214. WELL, WHY DO YOU
HAVE A WEEK?Copy !req
215. LISTEN, BUSTER!Copy !req
216. IN REYKJAVIK
IT IS DARKCopy !req
217. FOR EIGHT MONTHS
OF THE YEARCopy !req
218. AND IT'S
COLD ENOUGHCopy !req
219. TO FREEZE
YOUR WRISTS OFFCopy !req
220. AND THERE'S ONLY
GOLLY FISH TO EAT.Copy !req
221. ADMINISTRATIVE ERRORS
ARE BOUND TO OCCURCopy !req
222. IN ENORMOUS
QUANTITIES.Copy !req
223. LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
224. IT'S ALL A MISTAKE.Copy !req
225. IT'S A REAL PAIN
IN THE SPHINCTER!Copy !req
226. ICELANDIC HONEY WEEK? MY LIFE!Copy !req
227. WELL, WHY DO YOU
COME IN HERECopy !req
228. TRYING TO FLOG
THE STUFF, THEN?Copy !req
229. LISTEN, COWBOY,
I GOT A JOB TO DO.Copy !req
230. IT'S A STUPID,
POINTLESS JOBCopy !req
231. BUT AT LEAST
IT KEEPS MECopy !req
232. AWAY FROM ICELAND,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
233. THE LEG OF THE WORKER BEE HAS...Copy !req
234. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
235. and A&E TELEVISION NETWORKS]Copy !req
236. WELL, MR. COTTON,
YOU HAVECopy !req
237. WHAT WE IN THE MEDICAL
PROFESSION CALLCopy !req
238. A NAUGHTY COMPLAINT.Copy !req
239. NOW, MY ADVICE
TO YOU ISCopy !req
240. TO PUT THIS PAPER BAG
OVER YOUR HEAD...Copy !req
241. IT'S GOT LITTLE
HOLES THERE, YOU SEECopy !req
242. LITTLE HOLES
FOR YOUR EYES...Copy !req
243. AND TO RING THIS BELL
AND TO TAKE THIS CARDCopy !req
244. ALONG TO YOUR
HOSPITAL, OKAY?Copy !req
245. AND I SHALL INFORM
ALL YOUR RELATIVES
AND FRIENDSCopy !req
246. AND ANYONE ELSE
THAT I HAPPEN TO
BUMP INTO, OKAY?Copy !req
247. CASH, WASN'T IT?Copy !req
248. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
249. GET OUT.Copy !req
250. DIRTY LITTLE MAN.Copy !req
251. HIPPOCRATIC OATH, HIPPOCRATIC...Copy !req
252. OH, IT'S NOT IN THERE.Copy !req
253. JOLLY GOOD.Copy !req
254. VERY USEFUL. NEXT!Copy !req
255. AH, YES, YOU MUST BE
MR. WILLIAMS.Copy !req
256. WELL, DO TAKE A SEAT.Copy !req
257. WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE TROUBLE?Copy !req
258. I'VE JUST BEEN STABBED
BY YOUR NURSE!Copy !req
259. OH, DEAR, YES, WELL...Copy !req
260. I'D PROBABLY BETTER HAVE
A LOOK AT YOU THEN.Copy !req
261. COULD YOU FILL IN
THIS FORM FIRST?Copy !req
262. SHE JUST STABBED ME.Copy !req
263. YES, SHE'S
AN UNPREDICTABLE SORT.Copy !req
264. LOOK, YOU SEEM TO BE
BLEEDING RATHER BADLY.Copy !req
265. I THINK YOU'D BETTER HURRY UP
AND FILL IN THAT FORM.Copy !req
266. COULDN'T I FILL IT
IN LATER, DOCTOR?Copy !req
267. NO, NO, YOU'LL HAVE
BLED TO DEATH BY THEN.Copy !req
268. CAN YOU HOLD A PEN?Copy !req
269. I'LL TRY.Copy !req
270. YES, JOLLY GOOD.Copy !req
271. IT'S A HELL
OF A NUISANCECopy !req
272. ALL THIS DAMN PAPERWORK.Copy !req
273. REALLY, IT IS.Copy !req
274. IT'S A REAL NIGHTMARE,
THIS PAPERWORK.Copy !req
275. IT REALLY IS A HELL
OF A NUISANCE.Copy !req
276. SOMETHING OUGHT
TO BE DONE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
277. DO I HAVE TO ANSWERCopy !req
278. ALL THE QUESTIONS,
DOCTOR?Copy !req
279. NO, NO, NO, JUST...Copy !req
280. JUST FILL IN AS
MANY AS YOU CAN.Copy !req
281. NO NEED TO GO
INTO TOO MUCH
DETAIL, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
282. I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE BOTHER
WITH IT ALL, REALLYCopy !req
283. IT'S SUCH A NUISANCE.Copy !req
284. WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW YOU'VE DONE, THEN.Copy !req
285. OH, YES.Copy !req
286. OH, DEAR, OH, DEARCopy !req
287. THAT'S NOT
VERY GOOD, IS IT?Copy !req
288. LOOK, SURELY
YOU KNEW NUMBER FOUR!Copy !req
289. NO...Copy !req
290. IT'S FROM
THE MERCHANT OF VENICE.Copy !req
291. EVEN I KNEW THAT!Copy !req
292. IT'S GOING
ON THE CARPET, DOCTOR.Copy !req
293. OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT!Copy !req
294. LOOK AT THIS...
NUMBER SIX...Copy !req
295. IT'S THE TREATY
OF VERSAILLES!Copy !req
296. DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
297. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
298. AND NUMBER NINE...
EMERSON FITTIPALDI!Copy !req
299. VIRGINIA WADE?
YOU MUST BE MAD!Copy !req
300. OH, DOCTOR...Copy !req
301. I'VE JUST SHOT
ANOTHER PATIENT.Copy !req
302. I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANY POINT
IN YOUR SEEING HIM.Copy !req
303. YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM, DID YOU?Copy !req
304. AFRAID SO.Copy !req
305. YOU MUSTN'T KILL THEM, NURSE.Copy !req
306. OH, I'M SORRY, DOCTOR.Copy !req
307. IT WAS JUST ON THE SPUR
OF THE MOMENT.Copy !req
308. RATHER SILLY, REALLY.Copy !req
309. I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE CARPET, DOCTOR.Copy !req
310. MR. WILLIAMS,
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T
GIVE YOU ANY MARKSCopy !req
311. SO I WON'T BE ABLE
TO RECOMMEND YOU
FOR HOSPITAL.Copy !req
312. I TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL STOP THE BLEEDINGCopy !req
313. BUT STRICTLY SPEAKINGCopy !req
314. I SHOULDN'T
EVEN DO THATCopy !req
315. ON MARKS LIKE THESE.Copy !req
316. THERE ARE NO
MORE PATIENTS
NOW, DOCTOR.Copy !req
317. OH, WELL, LET'S GO
FOR LUNCH, THEN.Copy !req
318. WHAT ABOUT... ER...Copy !req
319. AH, YES, LOOK,
MR. WILLIAMSCopy !req
320. WE'RE JUST POPPING OUT
FOR A BITE OF LUNCHCopy !req
321. WHILE WE'VE
GOT A SPARE
MOMENT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
322. LOOK, HAVE ANOTHER
BASH AT THE FORMCopy !req
323. AND IF AT LEAST
YOU CAN ANSWERCopy !req
324. THE QUESTIONS
ON HISTORY ALL RIGHTCopy !req
325. THEN WE
MAY BE ABLECopy !req
326. TO GIVE YOU
SOME MORPHINECopy !req
327. OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, OKAY?Copy !req
328. THANK YOU, DOCTOR, THANK YOU.Copy !req
329. DEAR SIR, I WISH TO PROTESTCopy !req
330. IN THE STRONGEST
POSSIBLE TERMS.Copy !req
331. YOURS SINCERELYCopy !req
332. - BRIGADIER N.F.
- MARWOOD-GIT.Copy !req
333. READ THAT BACK,
WILL YOU, BRIAN?Copy !req
334. "AND WHEN HE HAD
BUILT UP CEDRONCopy !req
335. "HE SENT HORSEMEN THERECopy !req
336. "AND AN HOST OF FOOTMEN
TO THE ENDCopy !req
337. "THAT ISSUING OUT
THEY MIGHT MAKE OUTROADSCopy !req
338. UPON THE WAYS OF JUDEA
AS THE KING COMMANDED THEM."Copy !req
339. GOOD!Copy !req
340. POP IT IN AN ENVELOPE
AND BUNG IT OFF!Copy !req
341. IT'S NO GOOD BOTTLING
THINGS UP, BRIAN.Copy !req
342. IF YOU FEEL THEM
YOU MUST JUST SAY THEMCopy !req
343. OR YOU'LL JUST GO MAD.Copy !req
344. OH, YES, INDEED.Copy !req
345. AS THE BOOK OF MACCABEE SAIDCopy !req
346. "YEA, AS THE FLEA
IS LIKE UNTO AN OXENCopy !req
347. "SO IS THE PRIVET HEDGE
LIKEN UNTO A BOTANISTCopy !req
348. BLACK IN THY SIGHT, O LORD."Copy !req
349. QUITE.Copy !req
350. LOOK, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST NIP OUT
FOR LUNCH, BRIAN?Copy !req
351. YEA, AS RAYMOND
CHANDLER SAIDCopy !req
352. "IT WAS ONE
OF THOSE DAYSCopy !req
353. "WHEN
LOS ANGELES FELTCopy !req
354. LIKE A ROCK-HARD FIG."Copy !req
355. BRIAN, LET'S STOP THIS
PRETENDING, SHALL WE?Copy !req
356. YEA, AS
DIRK BOGARDE SAIDCopy !req
357. IN HIS
AUTOBIOGRAPHY...Copy !req
358. BRIAN!Copy !req
359. LET'S STOP ALL
THIS FUTILE PRETENSE.Copy !req
360. I'VE...Copy !req
361. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
MODERATELY FOND OF YOU.Copy !req
362. WELL, TO BE QUITE
FRANK, BRIGADIERCopy !req
363. ONE CAN'T WALK
SO CLOSELYCopy !req
364. WITH A CHAP LIKE YOU
FOR... FOR SO LONGCopy !req
365. WITHOUT FEELING
SOMETHINGCopy !req
366. DEEP DOWN INSIDECopy !req
367. EVEN IF IT ISN'T
ANYTHING...Copy !req
368. ANYTHING
VERY MUCH.Copy !req
369. WELL, SPLENDID, BRIAN.Copy !req
370. WELL, I DON'T SUPPOSECopy !req
371. THERE'S MUCH
WE CAN DO, REALLY.Copy !req
372. NOT ON
TELEVISION, NO.Copy !req
373. NO.Copy !req
374. THEY, UH...Copy !req
375. THEY ARE A LOT MORE
PERMISSIVE THESE DAYSCopy !req
376. THAN THEY USED TO BE.Copy !req
377. AH, YES, BUT NOT WITH
THIS SORT OF THING.Copy !req
378. NO.Copy !req
379. I SUPPOSE THEY'VE...Copy !req
380. GOT TO DRAW
THE LINE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
381. YES.Copy !req
382. YES.Copy !req
383. WELL, TAKE
A LETTER, BRIAN.Copy !req
384. DEAR SIR,
I WISH TO PROTEST...Copy !req
385. OOH!Copy !req
386. HMM?Copy !req
387. OH.Copy !req
388. HO-OH!Copy !req
389. OH, OH.Copy !req
390. HMM?Copy !req
391. MMM... MMM?Copy !req
392. THERE NOW FOLLOWS...Copy !req
393. HELLO.Copy !req
394. I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU TONIGHT
ABOUT A MINORITY GROUP OF PEOPLECopy !req
395. WHO HAVE NO MENTAL
OR PHYSICAL HANDICAPSCopy !req
396. AND WHO, THROUGH NO FAULT
OF THEIR OWNCopy !req
397. HAVE NEVER BEEN DEPRIVEDCopy !req
398. AND CONSEQUENTLY ARE FORCED
TO LIVE IN CONDITIONSCopy !req
399. OF EXTREME LUXURY.Copy !req
400. THIS OFTEN-IGNORED MINORITYCopy !req
401. IS VERY RARELY BROUGHT TO THE
ATTENTION OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC.Copy !req
402. THE AVERAGE MAN IN THE STREET
SCARCELY GIVES A SECOND THOUGHTCopy !req
403. TO THESE EXTREMELY
WELL-OFF PEOPLE.Copy !req
404. HE QUITE SIMPLY FAILS
TO APPRECIATE THE PRESSURESCopy !req
405. THAT VAST QUANTITIES OF MONEY
JUST DO NOT BRING.Copy !req
406. HAVE YOU AT HOME EVER HAD
TO COPE WITH THIS PROBLEM?Copy !req
407. OR THIS?Copy !req
408. I KNOW IT'S ONLY HUMAN TO SAYCopy !req
409. "OH, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN
TO ME"Copy !req
410. AND OF COURSE, IT WON'T.Copy !req
411. So I'm asking you,
please, pleaseCopy !req
412. send no contributions,
however large, to me.Copy !req
413. There now follows
a party political
broadcast...Copy !req
414. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.Copy !req
415. HELLO, MADAM.Copy !req
416. OH, HELLO, YOU MUST
HAVE COME ABOUT...Copy !req
417. FINISHING THE
SENTENCES, YES.Copy !req
418. OH, WELL, PERHAPS
YOU'D LIKE TO...Copy !req
419. COME THROUGH THIS WAY,
CERTAINLY.Copy !req
420. OH, NICE PLACE
YOU'VE GOT HERE.Copy !req
421. YES, WELL, WE, UH...Copy !req
422. LIKE IT.Copy !req
423. YES, WE CERTAINLY...Copy !req
424. DO, GOOD.Copy !req
425. NOW, WHEN DID YOU FIRST START...Copy !req
426. FINDING IT DIFFICULT...Copy !req
427. TO FINISH SENTENCES, YES.Copy !req
428. WELL, IT'S NOT ME, IT'S MY...Copy !req
429. HUSBAND?Copy !req
430. YES, HE...Copy !req
431. NEVER LETS YOU FINISHCopy !req
432. WHAT YOU'VE STARTED?Copy !req
433. QUITE, I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL...Copy !req
434. YOU'LL NEVER FINISH A SENTENCE
AGAIN AS LONG AS YOU LIVE?Copy !req
435. EXACT...Copy !req
436. - LY... IT MUST BE AWFUL.Copy !req
437. IT'S DRIVING ME...Copy !req
438. TO DRINK.Copy !req
439. NO, ROU...Copy !req
440. - ND THE BE...Copy !req
441. - EN...Copy !req
442. - D.Copy !req
443. YES.Copy !req
444. MAY I...Copy !req
445. TAKE A SEAT.Copy !req
446. THANK YOU.Copy !req
447. YOU SEE, OUR METHODCopy !req
448. IS TO REASSURE THE PATIENT
BY RE-CREATING NORMAL...Copy !req
449. CONDITIONS.Copy !req
450. YES, THEN WE TRY
AND GET THEM INTO
A POSITIONCopy !req
451. WHERE THEY
SUDDENLY FINDCopy !req
452. THAT THEY'RE
COMPLETING OTHER
PEOPLE'S SENTENCES...Copy !req
453. THEMSELVES.Copy !req
454. SPOT ON, MRS...Copy !req
455. SMITH.Copy !req
456. GOOD, WELL, TRY NOT
TO OVERDO IT TO...Copy !req
457. BEGIN WITH.Copy !req
458. KEEP IT TO ONE OR TWO...Copy !req
459. WORDS...Copy !req
460. TO START OFF WITH,
OTHERWISE YOU MAY FIND...Copy !req
461. I'M TAKING ON TOO LONG
A SENTENCECopy !req
462. AND GETTING COMPLETELY...Copy !req
463. STUCK.Copy !req
464. GOOD, YES, WELL,
THAT'S ABOUT IT...Copy !req
465. FOR NOW, SO...Copy !req
466. THANKS VERY
MUCH FOR CALLING.Copy !req
467. OH, NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
468. AND...Copy !req
469. I'D JUST
LIKE TO SAY...Copy !req
470. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR COMING ALONG.Copy !req
471. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
472. AND GOOD...Copy !req
473. BYE, MR...Copy !req
474. VERNON.Copy !req
475. CARL!Copy !req
476. YES, DEAR?Copy !req
477. I'VE JUST HAD
ANOTHER BABY.Copy !req
478. OH, NO.
HOW MANY IS THAT NOW?Copy !req
479. UH, 12 SINCE LUNCH.Copy !req
480. OH! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
481. THIS IS STONEHENGE, AND
IT'S FROM HERE WE GO TO AFRICA.Copy !req
482. WELL, HERE IT IS AT LAST,
THE GOAL OF OUR QUEST.Copy !req
483. AFTER SIX MONTHS AND THREE DAYS,
WE'VE FINALLY CAUGHT UPCopy !req
484. WITH THE LEGENDARY
WALKING TREE OF DAHOMEY...Copy !req
485. QUERCUS NICHOLAS PARSONSUS...Copy !req
486. RESTING HERE FOR A MOMENT
ON ITS LONG JOURNEY SOUTH.Copy !req
487. IT'S ALMOST INCREDIBLE,
ISN'T ITCopy !req
488. TO THINK THAT THIS HUGE TREE
HAS WALKED OVER 2,000 MILESCopy !req
489. ACROSS THIS INHOSPITABLE TERRAIN
TO STOP HERECopy !req
490. MAYBE JUST TO TAKE IN WATERCopy !req
491. BEFORE THE 2,000 MILES
ON TO CAPE TOWN WHERE IT LIVES.Copy !req
492. IT'S ALMOST UNIMAGINABLE,
I FINDCopy !req
493. THE THOUGHT OF THIS MIGHTY TREE
STROLLING THROUGH NIGERIA;Copy !req
494. PERHAPS SWAGGERING A LITTLECopy !req
495. AS IT CROSSES THE BORDER
INTO ZAIRE;Copy !req
496. HOPPING THROUGH
THE TROPICAL RAIN FORESTCopy !req
497. TRYING TO FIND A QUIET GROVECopy !req
498. WHERE IT CAN JUMP AROUND
ON ITS OWN;Copy !req
499. SPRINTING UP TO ZAMBIA FOR THE
AFTERNOON, THEN NIPPING BACK...Copy !req
500. OH, SUPER.Copy !req
501. WELL, I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD
THAT THIS IS NOT IN FACTCopy !req
502. THE LEGENDARY
WALKING TREE OF DAHOMEY.Copy !req
503. THIS IS ONE OF AFRICA'S
MANY STATIONARY TREESCopy !req
504. ARBORUS BAMBER GASCOIGNUS.Copy !req
505. IN FACT, WE'VE JUST MISSED
THE WALKING TREE.Copy !req
506. IT LEFT HERE AT 8:00
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
507. IT WAS HEADING OFF
IN THAT DIRECTIONCopy !req
508. SO WE'LL JUST SEE IF WE CAN GO
AND CATCH IT UP.Copy !req
509. COME ON, BOYS.Copy !req
510. WELL, WE'RE STILL KEEPING UP
WITH ITCopy !req
511. BUT IT'S SETTING A FURIOUS PACE.Copy !req
512. EARLY THIS MORNING,
WE THOUGHT WE'D SPOTTED ITCopy !req
513. BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE
AN ANGOLAN SAUNTERING TREE...Copy !req
514. AMAZELLUS ROBIN RAY...Copy !req
515. OUT WALKING WITH
A GAMBIAN SIDLING BUSH.Copy !req
516. SO, ON WE GO.Copy !req
517. IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT.Copy !req
518. A WALKING TREE CAN ACHIEVE
SPEEDS OF UP TO 50 MILES AN HOURCopy !req
519. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S IN A HURRY.Copy !req
520. SUPER.Copy !req
521. WELL, RUPERT HAS SPOTTED
SOMETHING.Copy !req
522. THIS COULD BE IT...
A WALKING TREE ON THE MOVE.Copy !req
523. BUT WHAT RUPERT
HAD IN FACT DISCOVEREDCopy !req
524. WAS SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT...Copy !req
525. THE TURKISH LITTLE RUDE PLANT.Copy !req
526. THIS REMARKABLY SMUTTY PIECE
OF FLORA WAS USED BY THE TURKSCopy !req
527. TO RAM UP EACH OTHERS'...Copy !req
528. AH, NO!Copy !req
529. IN FACT, IT WAS SOMETHING
EVEN MORE INTERESTING.Copy !req
530. YES, THERE IT WAS, OVER
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLEARING...Copy !req
531. THE LEGENDARY PUKING TREE
OF MOZAMBIQUE.Copy !req
532. NO, WHAT THEY'D COME ACROSS
WAS A TRIBE LOST TO MANCopy !req
533. SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL...Copy !req
534. THE LEGENDARY BATSMEN
OF THE KALAHARI.Copy !req
535. PRIMITIVE CUSTOMS
STILL SURVIVE HERECopy !req
536. AS IF THE MARCH OF TIME
HAD PASSED THEM BY.Copy !req
537. BUT FOR ALL THE MUMBO JUMBO
AND SUPERSTITIONCopy !req
538. THE BATSMEN OF THE KALAHARI
ARE FORMIDABLE FIGHTERSCopy !req
539. AS WE CAN SEE IN THIS RARE
FOOTAGE OF THEM IN ACTIONCopy !req
540. AGAINST WARWICKSHIRE.Copy !req
541. WARWICKSHIRE HAD DISMISSED
THE KALAHARI BATSMEN FOR 140Copy !req
542. BUT THEN IT WAS THEIR TURNCopy !req
543. TO FACE THIS EXTRAORDINARY
KALAHARI ATTACK.Copy !req
544. PRATT WAS THE FIRST TO GO,
BUT PRATT AND PRATT PUT ONCopy !req
545. A SECOND WICKET STAND OF NAUGHTCopy !req
546. WHICH WAS BROKEN BY ODINGA
IN HIS MOST HOSTILE MOOD.Copy !req
547. THAT'S B. PRATT,
HIT WICKET... NAUGHT.Copy !req
548. BUT PRATT AND Z. PRATT DUG INCopy !req
549. AND TOOK THE SCORE TO A HALF
BEFORE Z. PRATT RAN AWAY.Copy !req
550. BUT OUT CAME M.J.K. PRATT TO
PLAY A REAL CAPTAIN'S INNINGS.Copy !req
551. HE'D TAKEN HIS OWN SCORE
UP TO NAUGHTCopy !req
552. WHEN HE MISTIMED A SHOT
OF BOWANGA AND WAS L.B.W.Copy !req
553. TYPICAL OF UMBONGA'S HOSTILE
OPENING SPELLCopy !req
554. WAS HIS DISMISSAL OF V.E. PRATTCopy !req
555. WHO OFFERED NO RESISTANCE
TO THIS DELIVERY...Copy !req
556. AND HE WAS CAUGHT BEHIND.Copy !req
557. BUT BY LUNCH, THE SITUATION
HAD CHANGED DRAMATICALLY.Copy !req
558. AND SO, WITH
THE TENSION COLOSSALCopy !req
559. AS WE COME UP
TO THE LAST BALL...Copy !req
560. THAT'S ALL FROM US.Copy !req
561. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
562. OVER £400,000 MILLIONCopy !req
563. WERE WIPED OFF THE VALUE
OF SHARES THIS AFTERNOONCopy !req
564. WHEN SOMEONE IN
THE STOCK EXCHANGE COUGHED.Copy !req
565. SPORT... CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
IS TO BE REINTRODUCEDCopy !req
566. IN THE FIRST AND SECOND
DIVISION.Copy !req
567. ANY PLAYER FOUND TACKLING
FROM BEHINDCopy !req
568. OR CONTROLLING THE BALL
WITH THE LOWER PART OF THE ARMCopy !req
569. WILL BE HANGED.Copy !req
570. BUT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR REMAINS
THE STANDARD PUNISHMENTCopy !req
571. FOR THREATENING THE GOALIE.Copy !req
572. REFEREES' CHAIRMAN
LEN GOEBBELS SAIDCopy !req
573. "AT LAST, THE REFEREE
HAS BEEN GIVEN TEETH."Copy !req
574. FINALLY, POLITICS... THE LATEST
OPINION POLL PUBLISHED TODAYCopy !req
575. SHOWS LABOR AHEAD WITH 40%,
THE A.A. SECOND WITH 38%Copy !req
576. AND, NOT SURPRISINGLYCopy !req
577. KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN RUNNING
THE LIBERALS A VERY CLOSE THIRD.Copy !req
578. AND NOW, BACK TO ME... HELLO.Copy !req
579. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GO OVER
TO HUGH DELANEY AT PAIGNTON.Copy !req
580. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PAIGNTON
BECAUSE IT'S FROM PAIGNTONCopy !req
581. THAT WE TAKE YOU STRAIGHT BACK
TO THE STUDIO.Copy !req
582. HELLO, AND IT'S FROM HERE
WE GO OVER THERE.Copy !req
583. WELL, WE'RE ALREADY HERE,
SO LET'S GO OVER THERE.Copy !req
584. WELCOME BACK.Copy !req
585. AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR PART EIGHT OF OUR SERIESCopy !req
586. ABOUT THE LIFE AND WORK
OF URSULA HITLERCopy !req
587. THE SURREY HOUSEWIFECopy !req
588. WHO REVOLUTIONIZED
BRITISH BEEKEEPINGCopy !req
589. IN THE 1930s.Copy !req
590. THAT WAS A PARTY
POLITICAL -CASTCopy !req
591. ON BEHALF OF
THE LIBERAL PARTY.Copy !req