1. LET'S BRING THEM OUT!Copy !req
2. ANY OLD IRON!Copy !req
3. ANY OLD IRON!Copy !req
4. THANK YOU.Copy !req
5. ANY OLD IRON!Copy !req
6. THANK YOU.Copy !req
7. ANY OLD IRON!Copy !req
8. WE ARE HERE TODAY TO WITNESS
THE OPENING OF A NEW BOXCopy !req
9. TO REPLACE THE BOX
WHICH USED TO STANDCopy !req
10. ON THE CORNER OF ULVERSTON ROAD
AND SANDWOOD CRESCENT.Copy !req
11. OWING TO A PROGRAM
OF ROAD WIDENINGCopy !req
12. BEING CARRIED OUT
BY THE BOROUGH COUNCILCopy !req
13. THE ULVERSTON ROAD BOX
WAS REMOVEDCopy !req
14. LEAVING THE WALL BOX
IN ESHER ROADCopy !req
15. AS THE ONLY BOX FOR THE PEOPLE
OF THE ULVERSTON ROAD AREA.Copy !req
16. THIS NEW BOX WILL ENABLECopy !req
17. THE PEOPLE OF
THE ULVERSTON ROAD AREACopy !req
18. TO POST LETTERS, POSTCARDS
AND SMALL PACKAGESCopy !req
19. WITHOUT RECOURSE
TO THE ESHER ROAD BOXCopy !req
20. OR TO THE BOX OUTSIDE THE
POST OFFICE AT TURNER'S PARADECopy !req
21. WHICH MANY PEOPLE USED TO USECopy !req
22. BUT WHICH HAS NOW
BEEN DISCONTINUEDCopy !req
23. OWING TO THE OPENING
OF THIS BOXCopy !req
24. AND ALSO TO THE REORGANIZATION
OF BOX DISTRIBUTIONCopy !req
25. THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE AREACopy !req
26. WHICH COMES INTO FORCE WITH
THE OPENING OF THE NEW BOXESCopy !req
27. AT THE WYATT ROAD POST OFFICE
IN JULY.Copy !req
28. NOUS SOMMES ICI CE MATIN...Copy !req
29. POUR REMPLACER LA BOITE
QUI AUTREFOIS ETAIT PLACEECopy !req
30. AU COIN D'ULVERSTON ROAD
ET SANDWOOD CRESCENT.Copy !req
31. PARCE QUE DU PROJET
POUR L'ELARGISSEMENT DE LA RUECopy !req
32. QUI FAIT PAR
LE BOROUGH COUNCILCopy !req
33. LA BOITE D'ULVERSTON ROAD
EST REMPLACEECopy !req
34. ET LA BOITE DE MUR
DANS ESHER ROADCopy !req
35. EST LA SEULE BOITE POUR
LES PEUPLES D'ULVERSTON ROAD.Copy !req
36. CETTE BOITE NOUVELLECopy !req
37. RENDRA CAPABLE
LES HOMMES D'ULVERSTON ROADCopy !req
38. DE METTRE DANS LA POSTE
LES LETTRES, LES CARTE-POSTALESCopy !req
39. ET DES PETIT PAQUETS
SANS A VOIR BESOINCopy !req
40. DE LA BOITE DE MUR
DANS ESHER ROADCopy !req
41. OU LES BOITES DE LA
TURNER'S PARADE BUREAU DE POSTECopy !req
42. QUI BEAUCOUP DES HOMMES
ONT FAIT USAGECopy !req
43. MAIS QUE EST
MAINTENANT DISCONTINUEE...Copy !req
44. A PERFECTLY ORDINARY MORNINGCopy !req
45. IN A PERFECTLY ORDINARY
ENGLISH SUBURB.Copy !req
46. LIFE GOES ON
AS IT HAS DONE FOR YEARS.Copy !req
47. BUT SOON THIS QUIET PATTERN OF
LIFE WAS TO CHANGE IRREVOCABLY.Copy !req
48. EN WYATT ROAD LE JUILLET.Copy !req
49. WIR SIND HEUTE MORGEN...Copy !req
50. THE COMMONPLACE ROUTINE
OF A TYPICAL MONDAY MORNINGCopy !req
51. WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME AGAINCopy !req
52. FOR INTO THIS QUIET LITTLE
COMMUNITY CAME... MR. NEUTRON.Copy !req
53. MR. NEUTRON...Copy !req
54. THE MOST DANGEROUS AND
TERRIFYING MAN IN THE WORLDCopy !req
55. A MAN WITH
THE STRENGTH OF AN ARMYCopy !req
56. THE WISDOM OF
ALL THE SCHOLARS IN HISTORYCopy !req
57. THE MAN WHO HAD THE POWER
TO DESTROY THE WORLD.Copy !req
58. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT STRANGE
AND DISTANT PLANET HE CAME FROMCopy !req
59. OR WHERE HE WAS GOING TO.Copy !req
60. WHEREVER HE WENTCopy !req
61. TERROR AND DESTRUCTION
WERE SURE TO FOLLOW.Copy !req
62. MR. NEUTRON, THE MAN
WHOSE INCREDIBLE POWERCopy !req
63. HAS MADE HIM
THE MOST FEARED MAN OF ALL TIMECopy !req
64. WAITS FOR HIS MOMENT TO DESTROY
THIS LITTLE WORLD UTTERLY.Copy !req
65. THEN THERE'S STANLEY,
HE'S OUR ELDEST.Copy !req
66. HE'S A BIOCHEMIST
IN SUTTON.Copy !req
67. HE'S MARRIED
TO SHIRLEY.Copy !req
68. SHIRLEY WHO USED TO BE
THE HAIRDRESSER?Copy !req
69. YES, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
70. I THINK SHE'S
A LOVELY PERSON.Copy !req
71. MIND YOU,
MY HUSBAND DOESN'T.Copy !req
72. HE THINKS SHE'S
A BIT, UH, THINKS
SHE'S A BIT FLASH.Copy !req
73. I HATE HER.Copy !req
74. I HATE HER GUTS.Copy !req
75. OF COURSE, THEY COME
DOWN ON MOST WEEKENDSCopy !req
76. SO YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO MEET THEM THEN.Copy !req
77. I'D LOVE TO.Copy !req
78. HAIRDRESSING IS
VERY INTERESTING.Copy !req
79. OH, YES,
AND VERY IMPORTANT, TOO.Copy !req
80. IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR
YOUR SCALP, YOU GET RABIES.Copy !req
81. THEN THERE'S KENNETH,
HE'S OUR YOUNGEST.Copy !req
82. MIND YOU,
HE'S A BIT OF A PROBLEM...Copy !req
83. AT LEAST MY HUSBAND
THINKS HE IS, ANYWAY.Copy !req
84. NASTY LITTLE
PIECE OF WORK, HE IS.Copy !req
85. I HATE HIM.Copy !req
86. MIND YOU, THE ONE
WE DON'T HEARCopy !req
87. MUCH ABOUT NOWADAYS
IS KAREN.Copy !req
88. SHE MARRIED A CANADIAN;
HE'S A DENTIST.Copy !req
89. THEY LIVE IN ALBERTA.Copy !req
90. GARY WHO'S THREE,
LESLIE WHO'S SIX.Copy !req
91. LESLIE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY
THE SPITTING IMAGE
OF KAREN.Copy !req
92. DO YOU WANT
TO SEE A PHOTO?Copy !req
93. OH, YES, PLEASE.Copy !req
94. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
95. THEY'RE A COUPLE
OF LITTLE BASTARDS.Copy !req
96. I HATE THEM.Copy !req
97. THEY GOT EYES
LIKE LITTLE PIGSCopy !req
98. JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER.Copy !req
99. SHE'S A DISASTER...Copy !req
100. A REALLY HORRIBLE-LOOKING
PERSON, SHE IS.Copy !req
101. I THOUGHT THAT ONE
WOULD STAY ON THE SHELFCopy !req
102. BUT ALONG COMES THIS
STUPID DENTIST GIT.Copy !req
103. HE'S A REAL CREEPY
LITTLE BASTARD, HE IS.Copy !req
104. I HATE HIM.Copy !req
105. THIS IS A NICE AREA.Copy !req
106. IT'S LIKE A
BLOODY GRAVEYARD.Copy !req
107. I HATE IT.Copy !req
108. IT'S HANDY
FOR THE SHOPSCopy !req
109. AND CONVENIENT
FOR THE WEST END.Copy !req
110. IF YOU LIKE GOING
TO THE WEST END.Copy !req
111. I THINK IT'S
A STINKING DUMP.Copy !req
112. MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON,
AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF "FEAR"Copy !req
113. THE FEDERAL EGG
ANSWERING ROOMCopy !req
114. IN REALITY
A FRONT NAME FOR "FEEBLE"Copy !req
115. THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY
BODIES LOCATION AND
EXTERMINATION CENTERCopy !req
116. ALL WAS NOT WELL.Copy !req
117. GOOD GOD! GET ME
THE SUPREME COMMANDERCopy !req
118. OF LAND, SEA AND AIR FORCES...
IMMEDIATELY!Copy !req
119. HELLO.Copy !req
120. This is Captain Carpenter, sir,
from FEAR.Copy !req
121. YOU MEAN FEEBLE?Copy !req
122. Yes, sir.Copy !req
123. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
124. Mr. Neutron is missing, sir.Copy !req
125. MR. NEUTRON?
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
126. OKAY, SURROUND THE ENTIRE CITY.Copy !req
127. SEND IN FOUR WAVES
OF ARMED PARATROOPERSCopy !req
128. WITH FULL GROUND-TO-AIR
MISSILE SUPPORT.Copy !req
129. ALERT ALL AIR BASES,
DESTROY ALL ROADS!Copy !req
130. WE'LL BOMB THE TOWN FLAT
IF WE HAVE TO!Copy !req
131. Sir, he's not in
Washington, sir.Copy !req
132. OKAY, OKAY, HOLD EVERYTHING,
HOLD EVERYTHING!Copy !req
133. HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
LAY OFF, LAY OFF, LAY OFF.Copy !req
134. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
135. We don't know, sir.Copy !req
136. All we know is he
checked out of his hotelCopy !req
137. and took a bus to the airport.Copy !req
138. ALL RIGHT... I WANT A FULL-SCALE
RED ALERT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.Copy !req
139. SURROUND EVERYONE
WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT.Copy !req
140. MOBILIZE EVERY FIGHTING UNITCopy !req
141. AND EVERY WEAPON
WE CAN LAY OUR HANDS ON!Copy !req
142. I WANT... I WANT THREE
FULL-SCALE GLOBAL NUCLEAR ALERTSCopy !req
143. WITH EVERY ARMY, NAVY AND AIR
FORCE UNIT ON ETERNAL STANDBY!Copy !req
144. Right, sir!Copy !req
145. AND INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION!Copy !req
146. Yes, sir!Copy !req
147. RIGHT!Copy !req
148. SO THE WORLD WAS IN
THE GRIP OF FEAR;Copy !req
149. A HUGE AND TERRIFYING CRISIS
GENERATED BY ONE MANCopy !req
150. EASILY THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN...Copy !req
151. HONESTLY.Copy !req
152. THOUGH STILL BIDING HIS TIME,
HE COULD STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT.Copy !req
153. COULD HE BE STOPPED IN TIME?Copy !req
154. GOT A BIT OF WORK
TO DO THERE, THEN.Copy !req
155. YES, IT IS A PROBLEM.Copy !req
156. MRS. OTTERSHAW
NEVER USED TO BOTHER...Copy !req
157. THEN, OF COURSE,
SHE WAS VERY OLD;
SHE WAS 2O6.Copy !req
158. WELL, MUST BE GOING.Copy !req
159. IF YOU NEED A HAND,
I'LL SEND FRANK ROUND.Copy !req
160. HE COULD DO WITH
A BIT OF EXERCISE.Copy !req
161. FAT OLD BASTARD.Copy !req
162. YES.Copy !req
163. Captain Carpenter here, sir.Copy !req
164. We've been on red alert
now for three days, sirCopy !req
165. and still no sign
of Mr. Neutron.Copy !req
166. HAVE WE BOMBED ANYWHERE?Copy !req
167. HAVE WE SHOWN 'EM WE GOT TEETH?Copy !req
168. Oh, yes, sir, we've bombed
a lot of places flat, sir.Copy !req
169. GOOD, GOOD, WE DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO THINK WE'RE CHICKEN.Copy !req
170. Oh, no, they don't
think that, sir.Copy !req
171. Everyone's really
scared of us, sir.Copy !req
172. OF US?Copy !req
173. Yes, sir!Copy !req
174. OF OUR... POWER?Copy !req
175. Oh, yes, sir!
They're really scaredCopy !req
176. when they see
those big planes come over.Copy !req
177. WOW! I BET THEY ARE.Copy !req
178. I BET THEY ARE.Copy !req
179. I BET THEY'RE REALLY SCARED.Copy !req
180. Oh, they are, sir.Copy !req
181. DO WE HAVE ANY FIGURES
ON HOW SCARED THEY ARE?Copy !req
182. Uh, no... no figures, sir,
but they sure were scared.Copy !req
183. AH! BUT IT'S NOT WORKING?Copy !req
184. No, sir.Copy !req
185. OKAY, WE'LL TRY ANOTHER TACTIC.Copy !req
186. WE'LL TRY AND OUTSMART
THIS NEUTRON GUY.Copy !req
187. YEAH, THERE'S ONE MAN I KNOW
WHO COULD NAIL HIM.Copy !req
188. One guy? That won't frighten
anyone, sir.Copy !req
189. HE'S THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN
I EVER MET.Copy !req
190. WE WERE IN THE C.I.A. TOGETHER.Copy !req
191. HE'S RETIRED NOW.Copy !req
192. HE BREEDS RABBITS
UP IN THE YUKON.Copy !req
193. What's his name, sir?Copy !req
194. HIS NAME IS TEDDY SALAD.Copy !req
195. "Salad" as in...Copy !req
196. LETTUCES, CUCUMBER, RADISHES...
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
197. Where do I find him, sir?Copy !req
198. THE YUKON.Copy !req
199. OH, AND CARPENTER...Copy !req
200. Yes, sir?Copy !req
201. MAKE SURE YOU GET
A DECENT DISGUISE.Copy !req
202. OH, UH, HELLO,
MY NAME'S CARPENTER.Copy !req
203. I'M FROM THE
U.S. GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
204. ARE YOU
FROM THE ARMY?Copy !req
205. NO, NO, NO, NO... I'M, UH...
I'M FROM THE BALLET.Copy !req
206. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET.Copy !req
207. THE BALLET!Copy !req
208. THE BALLET'S
COMING HERE?Copy !req
209. UH... WELL, MAYBE.Copy !req
210. OH, THAT'S GREAT!
WE LOVE THE BALLET.Copy !req
211. LAST YEAR SOME OF US
FROM YELLOW RIVERCopy !req
212. WE GOT UP A PARTY
TO GO AND SEE THE
BALLET IN MONTREAL.Copy !req
213. LOOK, I...
I WAS WONDERING...Copy !req
214. OH, WE HAD A
MARVELOUS TIME.Copy !req
215. IT WAS
MARGOT FONTEYNCopy !req
216. DANCING
LES SYLPHIDES.Copy !req
217. OH, IT WAS
BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
218. LOOK, DO YOU KNOW...Copy !req
219. DO YOU KNOW
HOW OLD SHE IS?Copy !req
220. WHO?Copy !req
221. MARGOT FONTEYN.Copy !req
222. NO.Copy !req
223. SHE'S 2O6.Copy !req
224. OH...Copy !req
225. WELL, LOOK, I HEARCopy !req
226. THERE'S A U.S. BALLET ORGANIZER
AROUND THESE PARTSCopy !req
227. BY THE NAME OF TEDDY SALAD.Copy !req
228. YOU MEAN THE
SPECIAL AGENT?Copy !req
229. WELL... UH...Copy !req
230. HE'S AN
EX-CIA MAN;Copy !req
231. HE'S NOT A
BALLET DANCER.Copy !req
232. OH, UH, WELL, I JUST WANT TO
SEE HIM ON SOME BALLET BUSINESS.Copy !req
233. OH, WELL, YOU
COULD TRY THE STORE.Copy !req
234. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
235. HEY! COULD YOU GET US
LIONEL BLAIR'S AUTOGRAPH?Copy !req
236. WHILE PRECIOUS TIME
WAS BEING LOST IN CANADACopy !req
237. THE SECONDS WERE TICKING AWAY
FOR THE FREE WORLD.Copy !req
238. ALREADY NEUTRON,
WHO, YOU WILL REMEMBERCopy !req
239. IS INFINITELY THE MOST
DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD...Copy !req
240. HE REALLY IS...
WAS GATHERING ALLIES TOGETHER.Copy !req
241. TRY HAVING AN OMELET
FOR YOUR EVENING MEALCopy !req
242. PERHAPS WITH YOGURT
AND GRAPEFRUIT.Copy !req
243. OH, I'VE TRIED THAT.Copy !req
244. I ONCE GOT DOWN TO 56 STONE
BUT I COULDN'T STAY LIKE THAT.Copy !req
245. I HAD TO TAKE POTATOES
WHEREVER I WENT.Copy !req
246. I USED TO GO TO THE CINEMA
WITH 300-WEIGHT OF KING EDWARDS.Copy !req
247. I'D EAT THEM ALL
BEFORE I GOT OUT OF THE TOILET.Copy !req
248. I HAD TO GO ON TO BREAD.Copy !req
249. WHAT ABOUT SALAD?Copy !req
250. TEDDY SALAD?Copy !req
251. NO, NO, NO...Copy !req
252. SALAD AS IN LETTUCES,
RADISHES, CUCUMBER.Copy !req
253. YOU DON'T LIKE IT?Copy !req
254. NO, I DIDN'T WANT
TO EAT A SALAD.Copy !req
255. I WANTED
TO FIND OUTCopy !req
256. ABOUT A MAN
CALLED SALAD.Copy !req
257. YOU ARE THE
FIRST PERSONCopy !req
258. TO ORDER A SALAD HERE
FOR TWO YEARS.Copy !req
259. ALL THE ESKIMOS EAT HERE
IS FISH, FISH, FISH!Copy !req
260. WE ARE NOT
ESKIMOS.Copy !req
261. WHERE'S OUR FISH?Copy !req
262. WE'VE FINISHED
OUR FISH.Copy !req
263. WHAT FISH YOU WANT TODAY, HUH?Copy !req
264. BREAM.Copy !req
265. BREAM?Copy !req
266. WHERE DO I GET BREAM
THIS TIME OF YEAR?Copy !req
267. YOU BLOODY CHOOSY ESKIMO PESTS!Copy !req
268. WE ARE NOT ESKIMOS.Copy !req
269. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE
A NICE PLATE OF CANNELLONI?Copy !req
270. YECH! THAT'S NOT FISH.Copy !req
271. OH, I'VE HAD MY LOT
OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE.Copy !req
272. I WISH I WAS BACK IN OLDHAM.Copy !req
273. DO ANY OF
YOU ESKIMOSCopy !req
274. SPEAK ENGLISH?Copy !req
275. WE ARE NOT ESKIMOS.Copy !req
276. I AM.Copy !req
277. HADDOCK!Copy !req
278. WHERE?
WHERE?Copy !req
279. DO ANY OF YOU KNOW
A MAN CALLED SALAD?Copy !req
280. WHAT, SALAD AS IN...Copy !req
281. LETTUCE, CUCUMBERS,
TOMATOES... YEAH.Copy !req
282. LIKE YOU HAVE ON YOUR PLATE?Copy !req
283. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
284. NO, I'M AFRAID NOT.Copy !req
285. WHERE'S OUR FISH?Copy !req
286. WHAT DOES THIS TEDDY SALAD DO?Copy !req
287. OH, UH... HE'S A...
HE'S A HEN TEASER.Copy !req
288. CHE COSA? E LA STUCCIACATORI
DI POLLI!Copy !req
289. NO, THE ONLY TEDDY SALAD
WE KNOW IS A C.I.A. MAN.Copy !req
290. OH, UH, HE MIGHT KNOW.Copy !req
291. WHERE WILL I FIND HIM?Copy !req
292. OH, HE LIVES UP
AT KIPPER SOUND.Copy !req
293. THANKS A LOT.Copy !req
294. FISHY FISHY AYE-OO!Copy !req
295. UM, ARE YOU IN
INTERNATIONAL SPYING, TOO?Copy !req
296. UH... NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
297. I'M, UH... I'M WITH THE, UH,
THE, UH, THE U.S. BALLET FORCE.Copy !req
298. WHO ARE YOU WITH?Copy !req
299. MI6.Copy !req
300. BUT NOT A WORD
TO THE ESKIMOS.Copy !req
301. FISHY FISHY AYE-OO!Copy !req
302. HERE'S YOUR
BLOODY FISH.Copy !req
303. THANK YOU, ANOUK.Copy !req
304. I'M NOT AN ESKIMO!Copy !req
305. HEY!Copy !req
306. HEY!Copy !req
307. HEY!Copy !req
308. HI, I'M CARPENTER
OF THE U.S. BALLET.Copy !req
309. HEY, GREAT
TO HAVE YOU AROUND.Copy !req
310. THE LAST DECENT BALLET
WE GOT AROUND HERECopy !req
311. WAS BALLET RAMBERT.Copy !req
312. ON THURSDAY
THEY DID PETROUCHKACopy !req
313. THEN ON SATURDAY
THEY DID FILLE MAL GARDEE.Copy !req
314. I THOUGHT IT WAS
A BIT SLOW BUT...Copy !req
315. IT SURE IS NICE TO
SEE YOU, MR. SALAD.Copy !req
316. I AIN'T SALAD.Copy !req
317. WHAT?Copy !req
318. YOU WANT TEDDY SALAD?Copy !req
319. YEAH.Copy !req
320. I DON'T SEE ANYONE.Copy !req
321. THE ONE
ON THE END,
ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
322. THAT'S SALAD.Copy !req
323. THAT'S A DOG.Copy !req
324. NO, ONLY
BITS OF IT.Copy !req
325. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
326. LISTEN,
TEDDY SALADCopy !req
327. IS THE MOST
BRILLIANT AGENTCopy !req
328. THE C.I.A. EVER
HAD, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
329. RIGHT.Copy !req
330. THAT'S HOW HE MADE
HIS NAME... DISGUISE!Copy !req
331. THAT'S INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
332. YEAH, HE HAD
TO SLIM DOWNCopy !req
333. TO 1½ POUNDS TO GET
INTO THAT COSTUME.Copy !req
334. HE CUT 18 INCHES
OFF EACH ARMCopy !req
335. AND OVER THREE FEET
OFF EACH LEG.Copy !req
336. THE MOST BRILLIANT
SURGEON IN EUROPE
STUCK THAT TAIL ON.Copy !req
337. WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD?Copy !req
338. ALL OF THE HEAD
WAS REMOVEDCopy !req
339. APART FROM THE EYES
AND THE BRAINCopy !req
340. IN ORDER TO FIT
INTO THE COSTUME.Copy !req
341. THAT'S INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
342. DO YOU WANT
TO TALK TO HIM?Copy !req
343. YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
344. LET'S MOVE OVER
TO THOSE TREES
OVER THERE.Copy !req
345. ANYONE MIGHT
BE WATCHING.Copy !req
346. MR. SALADCopy !req
347. THERE'S A MR. CARPENTER
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
348. WHAT DOES HE SAY?Copy !req
349. DO YOU HAVE A BONE?Copy !req
350. HERE, IT'S ALL PART
OF THE DISGUISE.Copy !req
351. OKAY, TEDDY,
HERE'S THE BONE.Copy !req
352. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT
HIS TRUST NOW.Copy !req
353. YOU CAN TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
354. SIR...Copy !req
355. SIR... MR. SALADCopy !req
356. SIR, I'VE
COME DIRECTCopy !req
357. FROM THE COMMANDERCopy !req
358. OF LAND, SEA
AND AIR FORCES.Copy !req
359. THERE'S A PRETTY
DANGEROUS SITUATION, SIR.Copy !req
360. MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING.Copy !req
361. THE GENERAL SAYS
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONECopy !req
362. WHO'LL KNOW WHERE
TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
363. WHAT'S HE SAY?Copy !req
364. UH, HE WANTS
TO GO WALKIES.Copy !req
365. WALKIES?Copy !req
366. YEAH, HE'S RIGHT
INTO IT TODAY.Copy !req
367. DO YOU MIND TAKING
HIM FOR WALKIES?Copy !req
368. WHILE CARPENTER TOOKCopy !req
369. THE MOST BRILLIANT AGENT
THE C.I.A. EVER HAD FOR WALKIESCopy !req
370. EVENTS IN THE WORLD'S CAPITALS
WERE MOVING FAST.Copy !req
371. The Secretary of State
to see you, Prime Minister.Copy !req
372. VERY WELL, SHOW HIM IN.Copy !req
373. PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
374. OH, DO TAKE A SEAT.Copy !req
375. OH!Copy !req
376. WE'VE JUST HAD
THE SUPREME COMMANDER,
U.S. FORCESCopy !req
377. ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
378. APPARENTLY, THEY WANT
A FULL-SCALE RED ALERT.Copy !req
379. THEY WHAT?Copy !req
380. THEY WANT
A FULL-SCALE RED ALERT.Copy !req
381. EVERY TROOP MOVEMENT...Copy !req
382. IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
383. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT GIUSEPPE.Copy !req
384. HE'S ENGLISH,
REALLY.Copy !req
385. I SEE...
WELL, APPARENTLYCopy !req
386. THE WHOLE STRUCTURE
OF WORLD PEACE IS
THREATENED...Copy !req
387. YOUR ANNIVERSARY, SIGNORE?Copy !req
388. UH... NO, NO,
NO, GIUSEPPE,
NOT NOW.Copy !req
389. YOU MEAN THIS
ISN'T THE LADY?Copy !req
390. NO, NO.Copy !req
391. OH, SIGNORA, MY MISTAKE!Copy !req
392. FINE, FINE.Copy !req
393. I PLAY FOR YOU, MY MISTAKE.Copy !req
394. GIUSEPPE, DO YOU
MIND PLAYING
OVER THERE?Copy !req
395. OH, VERY WELL, SIGNORE,
BUT I PLAY ONLY FOR YOUCopy !req
396. AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL COMPANION.Copy !req
397. WELL, WE THINK
THIS MR. NEUTRONCopy !req
398. IS LOCATED SOMEWHERE
IN THE LONDON AREA.Copy !req
399. WE MUST FIND HIM
AND EXTERMINATE HIM.Copy !req
400. THE AMERICANS SAY
IF WE DON'T, THEY WILL.Copy !req
401. WHAT?Copy !req
402. THE AMERICANS SAYCopy !req
403. IF WE DON'T, THEY WILL!Copy !req
404. IF HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
405. THEY'LL BOMB
THE ENTIRE LONDON AREA!Copy !req
406. WE'D BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
407. THEY WON'T BOMB HERE.Copy !req
408. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
409. SURE.Copy !req
410. RIGHT.Copy !req
411. WHEN ARE THEY
GOING TO START?Copy !req
412. WELL, APPARENTLY,
THEY HAVEN'T GOT NEUTRON YETCopy !req
413. BUT WHEN THEY DO,
THEY'RE GOING TO...Copy !req
414. THEY'RE GOING TO SEND
A WAVE OF BOMBERS!Copy !req
415. WELL, DID HE TELL
YOU ANYTHING?Copy !req
416. OH, NO, NO.Copy !req
417. WE CHASED STICKSCopy !req
418. WE CHASED
A FEW REINDEER.Copy !req
419. OH, YOU BEEN CHASING
REINDEER, HAVE YOU?Copy !req
420. YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY, EH?Copy !req
421. LOOK, WE HAVEN'T
GOT MUCH TIME.Copy !req
422. HE HASN'T GIVEN ME
ANY INFORMATION YET.Copy !req
423. OKAY, LOOK, TELL YOU
WHAT THEN, LET'S EAT.Copy !req
424. YOU GIVE HIM
ONE OF YOUR MEATBALLSCopy !req
425. HE'LL TELL YOU
ANYTHING, OKAY?Copy !req
426. OKAY.Copy !req
427. WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S TRYING
TO TELL US SOMETHING.Copy !req
428. CARPENTER...Copy !req
429. AH... CARPENTER...Copy !req
430. YES, MR. SALAD?Copy !req
431. CAN YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
432. YEAH, YEAH...Copy !req
433. IT'S JUST... IT'S SO
GODDAMNED PAINFUL IN HERE.Copy !req
434. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
435. IT'S MR. NEUTRON, SIR...Copy !req
436. HE'S GONE MISSING.Copy !req
437. THE SUPREME
COMMANDERCopy !req
438. WANTS YOU
TO TAKE CHARGE.Copy !req
439. I... OH, GOD...Copy !req
440. I... I...Copy !req
441. YES, MR. SALAD?Copy !req
442. I...Copy !req
443. I'VE GOT TO GO WALKIES AGAIN.Copy !req
444. Still no sign of
Captain Carpenter, sirCopy !req
445. or Mr. Neutron.Copy !req
446. OKAY.Copy !req
447. WE'LL BOMB NEUTRON OUT.Copy !req
448. GET ME MOSCOW, PEKING,
AND SHANKLIN, ISLE OF WIGHT!Copy !req
449. AND SO THE GREAT POWERSCopy !req
450. AND THE PEOPLE OF SHANKLIN,
ISLE OF WIGHTCopy !req
451. DREW THEIR NET
IN EVER-TIGHTENING CIRCLESCopy !req
452. AROUND THE MOST DANGEROUS
THREAT TO PEACECopy !req
453. THE WORLD HAS EVER FACED.Copy !req
454. THEY BOMBED CAIRO, BANGKOKCopy !req
455. CAPE TOWN,
BUENOS AIRES, HARROWCopy !req
456. HAMMERSMITH, STEPNEY,
WANDSWORTH AND ENFIELDCopy !req
457. BUT ALWAYS IT WAS
THE WRONG PLACE.Copy !req
458. SORRY, ENFIELD.Copy !req
459. WE APOLOGIZE
FOR ANY INCONVENIENCECopy !req
460. CAUSED BY OUR BOMBING.Copy !req
461. SORRY.Copy !req
462. BUT WHAT OF MR. NEUTRON...Copy !req
463. THE MOST FEARFULLY
DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLDCopy !req
464. THE MAN WHO COULD DESTROY
ENTIRE GALAXIES WITH HIS WRISTCopy !req
465. THE MAN WHO COULD TEAR
FRUIT MACHINES APARTCopy !req
466. WITH HIS EYEBALLS?Copy !req
467. HE HAD NOT BEEN IDLE.Copy !req
468. IN FACT, HE HAD FALLEN IN LOVECopy !req
469. WITH THE LADY
WHO DOES FOR MRS. ENTRAIL.Copy !req
470. OH, HELLO, MR. N.Copy !req
471. TERRIBLE ABOUT ENFIELD,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
472. IT'S ALL GONE;
SO IS STAINES.Copy !req
473. LOVELY SHOPS THEY USED
TO HAVE IN STAINESCopy !req
474. AND STANMORE, WHERE
THE A.A. OFFICES USED TO BE.Copy !req
475. I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'LL PAY
OUR A.A. SUBSCRIPTIONS TO NOW.Copy !req
476. DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WE'LL PAYCopy !req
477. OUR A.A. SUBSCRIPTIONS
TO NOW, MR. N?Copy !req
478. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A MEMBER
OF THE A.A., MRS. S.C.U.M.Copy !req
479. OH, YES, EVER SINCE THE CORSAIR
BROKE DOWN IN LEYTONSTONE.Copy !req
480. THEY TOWED IT ALL THE WAY
TO DEAUVILLECopy !req
481. F.O.C.Copy !req
482. YES, YOU KNOW F.O. C...Copy !req
483. FREE OF CHARGE.Copy !req
484. WELL, MY HUSBAND KEN...Copy !req
485. K.E. N... HE SAID...Copy !req
486. OH, FORGET ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND,
MRS. S.C.U.M.Copy !req
487. OR MAY I CALL YOU "MRS. S?"Copy !req
488. YOU CAN CALL ME "LINDA"
IF YOU LIKE.Copy !req
489. NO, I'D RATHER
CALL YOU "MRS. S."Copy !req
490. OH.Copy !req
491. AND YOU CAN CALL ME "MR. N."Copy !req
492. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS CALLING YOU.Copy !req
493. MRS. S., THERE IS SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
494. YES, MR. N?Copy !req
495. I HAVE JUST WON A KELLOGG'S
CORN FLAKE COMPETITION.Copy !req
496. OH, MR. N., THAT'S WONDERFUL!Copy !req
497. I GOT THE BALL
IN EXACTLY THE RIGHT PLACE.Copy !req
498. THE PRIZE IS £5,000 IN CASHCopy !req
499. OR AS MUCH ICE CREAM
AS YOU CAN EAT.Copy !req
500. £5,000!Copy !req
501. I WAS THINKING OF TAKING
THE ICE CREAM.Copy !req
502. OH, NO!Copy !req
503. IT'S BEEN SO HOT RECENTLY.Copy !req
504. YOU COULDN'T EAT THAT
MUCH ICE CREAM, MR. N.Copy !req
505. MRS. S., I CAN EAT
ENORMOUS QUANTITIES
OF ICE CREAMCopy !req
506. WITHOUT BEING SICK.Copy !req
507. NO, NO,
TAKE THE £5,000!Copy !req
508. PLEASE TAKE
THE £5,000!Copy !req
509. I WAS THINKING
IF WE GOT MARRIED...Copy !req
510. OH, YES.Copy !req
511. WE COULD USE
THE £5,000 TO
BUY A SPOON.Copy !req
512. OH, WE COULD BUY
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
513. AND THEN FILL UP
WITH ICE CREAM.Copy !req
514. OH, FORGET ABOUT
THE ICE CREAM;Copy !req
515. WE NEED THE MONEY.Copy !req
516. WE NEED NOTHING,
FOR THERE IS SOMETHINGCopy !req
517. I HAVE NOT TOLD YOU,
MRS. S.C.U.M.Copy !req
518. OH, PLEASE,
CALL ME "MRS. S."Copy !req
519. NO, I WOULD
RATHER GO BACKCopy !req
520. TO CALLING YOU
MRS. S.C.U.M.,
MRS. S.C.U.M.Copy !req
521. I AM THE MOST
POWERFUL MAN
IN THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
522. THERE IS NOTHING
I CANNOT DO.Copy !req
523. OH, MR. N.Copy !req
524. I WANT YOU TO BE MY HELPMATE.Copy !req
525. AS TARZAN HAD HIS JANE,
AS NAPOLEON HAD HIS JOSEPHINECopy !req
526. AS FRANKIE LAINE HAD
WHOEVER HE HAD...Copy !req
527. I WANT YOU TO HELP MECopy !req
528. IN MY PLAN TO
DOMINATE THE WORLD.Copy !req
529. OH, MR. N., THAT
I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!Copy !req
530. YOU'RE NOT JEWISH, ARE YOU?Copy !req
531. ANOTHER TIME WAS
WHEN I AS IN CAIROCopy !req
532. I WAS DISGUISED
AS A WATER HYDRANT.Copy !req
533. THE WHOLE TOP PART
OF MY HEAD HAD BEEN
REMOVED AND...Copy !req
534. PLEASE, MR. SALADCopy !req
535. YOU MUST TELL US
WHERE NEUTRON IS.Copy !req
536. AND I FUNCTIONED,
DO YOU HEAR?Copy !req
537. I REALLY WORKED.Copy !req
538. I COULD PUT OUT A FIRE.Copy !req
539. MIND YOU,
IT HURT A BIT.Copy !req
540. PLEASE, MR. SALAD,
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.Copy !req
541. WHERE IS NEUTRON?Copy !req
542. OKAY, GIVE ME ANOTHER MEATBALL,
AND I'LL TELL YOU.Copy !req
543. OKAY, LISTEN
CAREFULLY.Copy !req
544. I WON'T REPEAT THIS,
YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
545. YES, YES, QUICK.Copy !req
546. I KNOW WHERE NEUTRON IS
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
547. I KNOW THE EXACT ADDRESS
AND THE EXACT HOUSECopy !req
548. AND THE EXACT ROAD.Copy !req
549. OKAY, WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
550. HE'S NOT IN AMERICA.Copy !req
551. NO?Copy !req
552. HE'S NOT IN ASIA.Copy !req
553. NO?Copy !req
554. HE'S NOT IN AUSTRALIA.Copy !req
555. NO?Copy !req
556. HE'S IN...Copy !req
557. YES?Copy !req
558. EUROPE.Copy !req
559. YES?Copy !req
560. YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE IN EUROPE?Copy !req
561. YES!Copy !req
562. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU!Copy !req
563. HE'S IN ENGLAND, IN LONDONCopy !req
564. AT NUMBER 19...Copy !req
565. OKAY, THAT'S THE YUKON,
WHAT'S LEFT?Copy !req
566. Only Ruislip, the Gobi Desert,
and your office, sir.Copy !req
567. OKAY, WE'LL START
WITH MY OFFICE.Copy !req
568. ANKWAT I ODR INKERAT,
GOBI DESERT ULVERSTON ROAD BOX.Copy !req
569. I WILL TAKE YOU AWAY
FROM ALL THIS, MRS. S.C.U.M.Copy !req
570. OH, MR. N., I'D
FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE.Copy !req
571. WE WILL HAVE TWO WEEKS
IN BENIDORM.Copy !req
572. OH, YES, YES.Copy !req
573. AND I WILL
MAKE YOUCopy !req
574. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
575. OOH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
576. OH, MR. N., YOU HAVE
MADE MY HEART SING.Copy !req
577. LATE IN LIFE'S
PAGEANT IT MAY BECopy !req
578. BUT YOU HAVE MADE ROSES
BLOOM ANEW FOR ME.Copy !req
579. LIFE'S RICH HARVEST
IS BEING...Copy !req
580. SHUT UP, MRS. S.,
WE MUST HURRY!Copy !req
581. OH, I...Copy !req
582. I'D BETTER LEAVE
A NOTE FOR KEN;Copy !req
583. HE'LL BE
EXPECTING US.Copy !req
584. HAS MR. NEUTRON
ESCAPED IN TIME?Copy !req
585. IS THE WORLD UTTERLY DESTROYED?Copy !req
586. HOW CAN MR. NEUTRON
AND HIS CHILD BRIDE SURVIVE?Copy !req
587. WILL HIS MIGHTY POWERS
BE OF ANYA VAILCopy !req
588. AGAINST THE HOLOCAUST?Copy !req
589. STA Y TUNED TO THIS CHANNEL.Copy !req
590. HELLO.Copy !req
591. WELL, IN FACT, WHAT HAPPENS ISCopy !req
592. THAT THEY ARE SAVED
BY MR. NEUTRON'S MIGHTY POWERSCopy !req
593. JUST AS THE LAST BOMB
FALLS ON RUISLIP.Copy !req
594. HOWEVER, THE EARTH
HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF ITS AXISCopy !req
595. AND IN A MOST DRAMATIC AND
DANGEROUS AND EXPENSIVE SEQUENCECopy !req
596. IT SPINS OFF INTO SPACE.Copy !req
597. THERE ARE APPALLINGLY EXPENSIVE
SCENES OF DEVASTATION AND HORRORCopy !req
598. AND THE FINAL INCREDIBLY
EXPENSIVE CLIMAX IS REACHEDCopy !req
599. AS THOUSANDS OF APE MONSTERS
IN VERY EXPENSIVE COSTUMESCopy !req
600. DESCEND FROM THE SKY ONTO THESECopy !req
601. PLUG UP A WHOLE CITY
WHICH HAD TO BE SPECIALLY BUILTCopy !req
602. AND FLING THEM ALL INTO THE SEA
VERY EXPENSIVELY.Copy !req
603. AND WE CAN SEE THOSE VERY
EXPENSIVE SCENES RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
604. JUST AFTER THE CREDITS
HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH.Copy !req
605. INCIDENTALLY, THESE ARE GOING
TO BE SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVECopy !req
606. AND LAVISH SCENES
EVER FILMED BY THE BBCCopy !req
607. IN CON JUNCTION
WITH TIME-LIFE, OF COURSE.Copy !req
608. THERE ARE SOME OF
THE TECHNICAL PEOPLECopy !req
609. WHO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
IN FILMINGCopy !req
610. THESE VERY EXPENSIVE SCENES.Copy !req
611. THE SOUND...
VERY EXPENSIVE SOUNDCopy !req
612. EXPENSIVE VISUAL EFFECTS THERECopy !req
613. EXPENSIVE PRODUCTION ASSISTANTCopy !req
614. EXPENSIVE DESIGNERCopy !req
615. CHEAP DIRECTOR.Copy !req
616. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO SEE THOSE
VERY EXPENSIVE SCENES RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
617. OH, COME ONCopy !req
618. YOU CAN GIVE US ANOTHER MINUTE,
MR. COTTON, PLEASE.Copy !req
619. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
620. LAST WEEK WE LEARNED
HOW TO SAW A LADY IN HALF.Copy !req
621. THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO LEARNCopy !req
622. HOW TO SAW A LADY IN THREE BITS
AND DISPOSE OF THE BODY...Copy !req
623. WHOA!Copy !req
624. LOOK, LOOK, IF YOU CAN PUT ON
RUBBISH LIKE THATCopy !req
625. AND "HORSE OF THE YEAR SHOW"Copy !req
626. YOU CAN AFFORD US ANOTHER
MINUTE, MR. COTTON, PLEASE.Copy !req
627. I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS
LOAD OF OLD...Copy !req
628. WORLD DOMINATION T-SHIRTS
ARE AVAILABLECopy !req
629. FROM THE BBC, WORLD DOMINATION
DEPARTMENT, CARDIFF.Copy !req