1. IT'S JUST THAT EVERYWHERE I GOCopy !req
2. IT'S THE SAME
OLD THING...Copy !req
3. ALL ANYONE
WANTS ME TO SAY ISCopy !req
4. "TO BE OR NOT TO BE."Copy !req
5. "THAT IS THE QUESTION.Copy !req
6. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER
IN THE MIND TO SUFFER..."Copy !req
7. IT'S EITHER THAT
OR "OH, THAT THISCopy !req
8. TOO, TOO SOLID
FLESH WOULD MELT..."Copy !req
9. "WOULD MELT, THAW AND
RESOLVE ITSELF INTO A DEW.Copy !req
10. "OR THAT THE EVERLASTINGCopy !req
11. HAD NOT FIXED HIS CANON
'GAINST SELF SLAUGHTER..."Copy !req
12. YES, ALL THAT SORT OF THINGCopy !req
13. AND I'M JUST GETTING
REALLY FED...Copy !req
14. DO THE BIT ABOUT
"ALAS POOR YORICK."Copy !req
15. NO, I'M SICK OF IT!Copy !req
16. I WANT TO DO
SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
17. I WANT TO MAKE
SOMETHING OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
18. NO, I DON'T
KNOW THAT BIT.Copy !req
19. I WANT TO GET AWAY
FROM ALL THAT,
BE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
20. WELL, UM...
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?Copy !req
21. A PRIVATE DICK!Copy !req
22. A PRIVATE DICK?Copy !req
23. YES, A PRIVATE DICK!Copy !req
24. WHY DO YOU WANT
TO BE A PRIVATE DICK?Copy !req
25. WHY DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE
A PRIVATE DICK?Copy !req
26. FAME, MONEY, GLAMOUR,
EXCITEMENT, SEX.Copy !req
27. AH! IT'S THE SEX, IS IT?Copy !req
28. WELL, THAT'S ONE
OF THE THINGS, YES.Copy !req
29. WHAT'S THE SEX PROBLEM?Copy !req
30. WELL, THERE'S
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
31. NOW, COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
32. YOU'VE GOT THIS GIRL
ON THE BEDCopy !req
33. AND SHE'S ALL READY
FOR IT...Copy !req
34. NO, NO, IT'S NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.Copy !req
35. NO, NO, COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
36. THERE SHE IS,
SHE'S ALL READY FOR ITCopy !req
37. SHE'S A REAL STUNNER,
SHE'S GOT GREAT BIG TITSCopy !req
38. SHE'S REALLY WELL STACKEDCopy !req
39. AND YOU'VE GOT HER LEGS UP
AGAINST THE MANTELPIECE...Copy !req
40. ALL RIGHT, MR. BUTLER,
I'LL TAKE OVER.Copy !req
41. MORNING, MR. HAMLET,
MY NAME'S NATAL.Copy !req
42. SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.Copy !req
43. NOW, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
44. WELL, I WAS TELLING
THE OTHER PSYCHIATRIST...Copy !req
45. UH, HE'S... HE'S NOT
A PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
46. OH, HE SAID HE WAS
A PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
47. WELL...Copy !req
48. YES.Copy !req
49. UM... HE IS
A KIND OF PSYCHIATRISTCopy !req
50. BUT HE'S, UM...
HE'S NOT A PROPER PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
51. HE'S NOT, UH...
FULLY QUALIFIED IN, UM...Copy !req
52. QUITE THE SORT OF WAY
THAT WE SHOULD WANT.Copy !req
53. ANYWAY THE PROBLEM,
I BELIEVECopy !req
54. IS BASICALLY
SEXUAL, IS IT?Copy !req
55. I ASKED HIM THAT!Copy !req
56. GET OUT!Copy !req
57. NOW THEN, YOU'VE GOT
THE GIRL ON THE BEDCopy !req
58. YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
A BIT OF A FEEL-UPCopy !req
59. YOU'VE GOT YOUR TONGUE
DOWN HER THROAT.Copy !req
60. SHE'S GOT BOTH HER LEGS
UP ON THE MANTELPIECE...Copy !req
61. DR. NATAL!
OUT, PLEASE!Copy !req
62. I'M TALKING
TO A PATIENT!Copy !req
63. OUT, PLEASE!Copy !req
64. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
65. WE HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE
WITH BOGUS PSYCHIATRISTS...Copy !req
66. ONE OF THE RISKS
IN PSYCHIATRY, I'M AFRAID.Copy !req
67. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DO TEND
TO FRIGHTEN THE PATIENTCopy !req
68. AND THEY CAN CAUSE REAL
AND PERMANENT DAMAGECopy !req
69. TO THE TREATMENT.Copy !req
70. BUT I ASSURE YOUCopy !req
71. THAT I AM A COMPLETELY
BONA FIDE PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
72. HERE'S MY DIPLOMA
IN PSYCHIATRYCopy !req
73. FROM THE UNIVERSITY
OF OXFORD.Copy !req
74. THIS HERE SHOWS
THAT I'M A MEMBERCopy !req
75. OF THE BRITISH
PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION...Copy !req
76. A VERY IMPORTANT
BODY, INDEED.Copy !req
77. HERE'S A LETTER
FROM ANOTHER PSYCHIATRISTCopy !req
78. IN WHICH HE MENTIONS
THAT I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
79. THIS IS MY
PSYCHIATRIC CLUB TIECopy !req
80. AND, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE CUFFLINKS MATCH.Copy !req
81. I'VE GOT A COPY OF
PSYCHIATRY TODAY IN MY BAGCopy !req
82. WHICH I THINK
IS PRETTY CONVINCINGCopy !req
83. AND A LETTER HERE
FROM MY MOTHERCopy !req
84. IN WHICH SHE ASKS
HOW THE PSYCHIATRY IS GOING.Copy !req
85. AND I THINK YOU'LL REALIZECopy !req
86. THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN'T FOOL
IS YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
87. SO IF YOU'D LIKE
TO ASK MECopy !req
88. ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT PSYCHIATRYCopy !req
89. I BET I CAN ANSWER THEM.Copy !req
90. OKAY, RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT
THE GIRL ON THE BEDCopy !req
91. YOU'VE HAD A FEW DRINKS,
YOU'VE GOT HER SWEATER UPCopy !req
92. AND SHE'S GOT HER FEET
ON THE MANTELPIECE.Copy !req
93. YES, WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
94. There's a proper psychiatrist
to see you, Dr. Rufus Berg.Copy !req
95. OH, MY GOD...
OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
96. RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCHCopy !req
97. FOR ANSWERING
THE QUESTIONS, SIR.Copy !req
98. WE'LL TRY NOT
TO TROUBLE YOU AGAIN, SIR.Copy !req
99. RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT THE GIRL
DOWN ON THE BED.Copy !req
100. YOU'VE GOT HER LEGS
UP ON THE MANTELPIECECopy !req
101. AND THEN YOU...Copy !req
102. WELL, WELL DONE,
MR. HAMLET.Copy !req
103. YOU'VE DONE EXTREMELY WELL
IN OUR DISORIENTATION TESTS.Copy !req
104. OH... OH.Copy !req
105. YOU SEE, I'M SORRYCopy !req
106. IT MIGHT HAVE
CONFUSED YOU A LITTLECopy !req
107. BUT WE DO THIS, YOU SEE,
TO TRY AND ESTABLISHCopy !req
108. A VERY GOOD DOCTOR-PATIENT
RELATIONSHIP, YOU SEE.Copy !req
109. WE DO IT TO SORT OF,
AS IT WERECopy !req
110. TO BREAK DOWN THE BARRIERS,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
111. YES, FINE.Copy !req
112. GOOD... WELL,
YOU'VE GOT HER LEGS UPCopy !req
113. ON THE MANTELPIECECopy !req
114. SHE'S REALLY A KNOCKER...Copy !req
115. ON BEHALF OF
THE PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATIONCopy !req
116. I SHOULD LIKE TO SAY
THAT WE ARE TAKING FIRM ACTIONCopy !req
117. TO CLAMP DOWN ON THE ACTIVITIES
OF BOGUS PSYCHIATRISTS.Copy !req
118. IN FACT, IN MANY AREAS
OF MODERN PSYCHIATRYCopy !req
119. COMPUTERS ARE NOW
BEING INCREASINGLY USEDCopy !req
120. FOR THE FIRST BASIC DIAGNOSIS,
AND THIS HAS GONE A LONG WAYCopy !req
121. TOWARDS ELIMINATING THE DANGER
OF UNQUALIFIED IMPOSTORSCopy !req
122. You've had your tongue
down her throatCopy !req
123. and she's got her legs...Copy !req
124. OUT!Copy !req
125. GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME
TO NATIONWIDECopy !req
126. THE PROGRAM WHERE WE DO
RATHER WET THINGS NATIONALLYCopy !req
127. AND ALSO GIVE YOU A CHANCECopy !req
128. TO SEE SOME RATHER WET ITEMS
IN THE REGIONS.Copy !req
129. WELL, EVERYONE IS TALKING TODAY
ABOUT THE THIRD WORLD WARCopy !req
130. WHICH BROKE OUT THIS MORNING.Copy !req
131. BUT HERE ON NATIONWIDECopy !req
132. WE'RE GOING TO GET AWAY
FROM THAT FOR A BITCopy !req
133. AND LOOK INSTEAD
AT THE LATEST THEORYCopy !req
134. THAT SITTING DOWN REGULARLY
IN A COMFORTABLE CHAIRCopy !req
135. CAN REST YOUR LEGS.Copy !req
136. IT SOUNDS VERY NICE, DOESN'T IT,
BUT CAN IT BE DONE?Copy !req
137. IS IT POSSIBLE OR PRACTICAL
FOR MANY OF US, IN OUR JOBSCopy !req
138. AND WITH THE SORT
OF BUSY LIVES WE LEADCopy !req
139. TO SIT DOWN IN A COMFORTABLE
CHAIR JUST WHEN WE WANT?Copy !req
140. WE SENT OUR REPORTER,
JOHN DULL, TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
141. WELL, HERE I AM ON LONDON'S
BUSY WESTMINSTER BRIDGECopy !req
142. SEEING JUST HOW MUCH TIME
SITTING DOWN CAN TAKE.Copy !req
143. WELL, I ARRIVED HERE BY TRAIN
AT ABOUT 8:50.Copy !req
144. IT'S NOW 9:05, SO I'VE BEEN HERE
APPROXIMATELY 12 MINUTES.Copy !req
145. AND IF IT'S
ANY ENCOURAGEMENTCopy !req
146. I MUST SAY
THAT MY LEGS
DO FEEL RESTED.Copy !req
147. IS THIS YOUR CHAIR?Copy !req
148. UH... WELL,
NO, IT'S A PROP.Copy !req
149. IT'S BEEN STOLEN!Copy !req
150. WHAT?Copy !req
151. THIS BELONGS TO
A MRS. EDGEWORTH OF PINNER.Copy !req
152. SHE'S STANDING OVER THERE.Copy !req
153. YOO-HOO!Copy !req
154. UH, WELL, IT'S NOTHING
TO DO WITH ME.Copy !req
155. I MEAN, IT'S JUST
A PROP WHICH THE BBC...Copy !req
156. IT'S GOT HER NAME
ON THE BOTTOM.Copy !req
157. WELL, UH, PERHAPS
YOU'D BETTER GIVE
IT BACK TO HER.Copy !req
158. YOU DON'T BELIEVE
I'M A POLICEMAN, DO YOU?Copy !req
159. YES, I DO!Copy !req
160. WHAT AM I WEARING
ON MY HEAD?Copy !req
161. A HELMET.Copy !req
162. A POLICEMAN'S HELMET!Copy !req
163. YES.Copy !req
164. YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
165. YES.Copy !req
166. THAT LITTLE NUMBER THERE?Copy !req
167. YES.Copy !req
168. THAT IS A METROPOLITAN
AREA IDENTIFICATION CODE.Copy !req
169. NO HELMET IS AUTHENTIC
WITHOUT THAT NUMBER.Copy !req
170. I SEE.Copy !req
171. KIDS' HELMETS, HELMETS
YOU GET AT TOY SHOPSCopy !req
172. HELMETS YOU BUY
AT CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
173. NONE OF THEM HAS
THAT NUMBER.Copy !req
174. NONE OF THEM IS AUTHENTIC.Copy !req
175. HANG ON.Copy !req
176. OH, COULD I...Copy !req
177. HANG ON!Copy !req
178. MIND YOU, I DIDN'T JOIN
THE POLICE FORCECopy !req
179. JUST TO WEAR THE HELMET,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
180. OH.Copy !req
181. THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE
ONE OF THE LITTLE PERKS.Copy !req
182. THERE ARE PLENTY OF JOBSCopy !req
183. WHERE I COULD HAVE
WORN A HELMETCopy !req
184. BUT NOT SUCH
A NICE HELMET.Copy !req
185. THIS HELMET, I THINKCopy !req
186. BEATS EVEN SOME OF
THE MORE ELABORATE HELMETSCopy !req
187. WORN BY THE TSAR'S
PRIVATE ARMYCopy !req
188. THE SO-CALLED
AXI RED WARRIORS.Copy !req
189. YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM?Copy !req
190. WELL, NO, I DON'T.Copy !req
191. AH! THEIR HELMETS
USED TO LOOK LIKE...Copy !req
192. YOU GOT ANY PAPER?Copy !req
193. WELL, ONLY
THESE SCRIPTS.Copy !req
194. HOLD ON.Copy !req
195. HEY!Copy !req
196. I'LL HAVE THAT.Copy !req
197. I SAY.Copy !req
198. NOW THEN... THEIR HELMET
WAS NOT UNLIKECopy !req
199. THE BOBBY'S HELMET
IN BASIC SHAPE.Copy !req
200. IT HAD AN EMBLEM HERE
AND THREE GOLD...Copy !req
201. AND IN THOSE DAYS
IT REALLY WAS GOLD.Copy !req
202. THAT'S PART OF THE REASON
WHY THE TSAR WAS SO UNPOPULAR...Copy !req
203. THREE GOLD BANDSCopy !req
204. SURMOUNTED BY A GOLDEN
EAGLE ON THE APEX HERE.Copy !req
205. PRETTY NICE HELMET, EH?Copy !req
206. YES.Copy !req
207. I THINK THE DOMED HELMET
WINS EVERY TIMECopy !req
208. OVER THE FLATTENED JOB,
YOU KNOWCopy !req
209. EVEN WHEN THEY'RE
THREE-CORNERED OR...Copy !req
210. YOU WANT
SOMETHING TO EAT?Copy !req
211. WELL, NO, UH,
I MEAN, REALLY...Copy !req
212. HANG ON.Copy !req
213. YOU CAN'T PARK HERE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
214. WE'RE NOT PARKED.Copy !req
215. NOT PARKED!Copy !req
216. WHAT'S THAT THEN?Copy !req
217. THAT'S OUR LUNCH.Copy !req
218. RIGHT.Copy !req
219. I'M TAKING THAT IN
FOR A FORENSIC
EXAMINATION.Copy !req
220. WHY?Copy !req
221. BECAUSE IT MIGHTCopy !req
222. HAVE BEEN USED AS
A MURDER WEAPON, THAT'S WHY!Copy !req
223. NOW, CLEAR OFF!Copy !req
224. YEAH, NOT BAD.Copy !req
225. COULD BE WORSE.Copy !req
226. BEER?Copy !req
227. NO, NO, PLEASE!Copy !req
228. HONESTLY, PLEASE...Copy !req
229. NOW THEN, THE CHALDEANS,
WHO USED TO INHABIT THE AREACopy !req
230. IN BETWEEN THE TIGRIS
AND EUPHRATES RIVERS...Copy !req
231. THEIR HELMETS WAS
OF THE MODULARCopy !req
232. RESTRAINED KIND
OF TYPE...Copy !req
233. OH, ROBERT, TELL ME
I'M BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
234. OH, YOU ARE, YOU ARE.Copy !req
235. OH, ROBERT,
DO YOU MEAN THAT?Copy !req
236. OF COURSE I DO.Copy !req
237. YOU'RE NOT
JUST SAYING ITCopy !req
238. BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TO?Copy !req
239. OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
240. OH, ROBERT,
ARE YOU SURE IT
DOESN'T PUT YOU OFF?Copy !req
241. WHAT?Copy !req
242. MY FATHER WANTING
TO COME AND
LIVE WITH US.Copy !req
243. NO, OF COURSE
I DON'T MINDCopy !req
244. YOUR FATHER COMING
TO LIVE WITH US.Copy !req
245. HE WOULDN'T JUST BE
LIVING WITH US.Copy !req
246. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
247. WELL, HE FINDS IT
VERY DIFFICULTCopy !req
248. TO GET TO SLEEP
ON HIS OWNCopy !req
249. SO I SAID HE COULD
SLEEP WITH US.Copy !req
250. HE WANTS TO PUT
HIS BED IN OUR ROOM?Copy !req
251. NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
252. OH, GOOD.Copy !req
253. OUR BED IS PLENTY
BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE.Copy !req
254. WHAT?Copy !req
255. HE'D JUST GET INTO BED
AND GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
256. NO, I'M NOT HAVING THAT!Copy !req
257. OH, ROBERT, I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME!Copy !req
258. WELL, I DO, BUT...Copy !req
259. WELL, HE WOULDN'T LOOK.Copy !req
260. HE'S BOUND TO PEEK.Copy !req
261. NO, NO, HE WOULDN'T,
HONESTLY.Copy !req
262. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
263. YOU YOUNG COUPLE
JUST CARRY ON.Copy !req
264. TAKE NO NOTICE OF ME.Copy !req
265. I DON'T WANT TO FEELCopy !req
266. AS THOUGH I'M
GETTING IN THE WAY.Copy !req
267. OH, NO, DAD,
YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
268. NO, NO...Copy !req
269. GOOD!Copy !req
270. WELL... I THINK
I'LL GET TO SLEEP.Copy !req
271. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
272. OH, YES,
I'M A BIT TIRED
AFTER THE WEDDING.Copy !req
273. BOB, WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
274. OH, YES,
ALL RIGHT, YES.Copy !req
275. OH, WELL, I SEEM
TO BE O.C. LIGHTS.Copy !req
276. GOOD NIGHT,
DARLING.Copy !req
277. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
278. GOOD NIGHT!Copy !req
279. FATHER?Copy !req
280. FATHER, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
281. I'M MAKING A BOAT.Copy !req
282. WHAT?Copy !req
283. IT'S A CUTTY SARK.Copy !req
284. IT'S A MODEL
I'VE BEEN MAKINGCopy !req
285. IN THE DARK FOR
SOME YEARS NOW.Copy !req
286. WELL, WOULDN'T
IT BE BETTERCopy !req
287. WITH THE LIGHT ON?Copy !req
288. NO, NO, I'M
MAKING IT IN THE DARK...Copy !req
289. THAT'S THE POINT.Copy !req
290. OH, DEAR...Copy !req
291. IT'S NOT AS ACCURATE
AS I THOUGHT.Copy !req
292. IT'S NOT
THE CUTTY SARK!Copy !req
293. WELL, IT HASN'T GOT
ITS SAILS ON YET.Copy !req
294. OH, WELL, I'LL...Copy !req
295. I'LL HAVE A LOOK AT ITCopy !req
296. IN THE DARK ROOM
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
297. GOOD NIGHT!Copy !req
298. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
299. and A&E TELEVISION NETWORKS]Copy !req
300. WILL YOU SHUT UP IN THERE?Copy !req
301. SHUT UP!Copy !req
302. SHUT... THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
303. I am myself indifferent honest,
but yet, I could accuse meCopy !req
304. OF SUCH THINGS
THAT IT WERE BETTERCopy !req
305. MY MOTHER
HAD NOT BORNE ME.Copy !req
306. O FAIR OPHELIA, NYMPH,
IN THY ORISONSCopy !req
307. BE ALL MY SINS
REMEMBERED.Copy !req
308. SO ANYWAY, YOU'VE
GOT THE GIRL ON THE BEDCopy !req
309. AND HER LEGS ARE
ON THE MANTELPIECE...Copy !req
310. OUT!Copy !req
311. WE'RE HIT! JUMP!Copy !req
312. GOOD GOD, SIR,
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
313. QUIET, YOU'LL
WAKE HIM.Copy !req
314. SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
315. LET'S TRY TO REACH
THE CITY WALLSCopy !req
316. BEFORE HE
WAKES UP.Copy !req
317. YES, SIR!Copy !req
318. SHH! QUIET.Copy !req
319. RIGHT,
SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
320. SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
321. TOO LATE!Copy !req
322. WE'RE SAVED!Copy !req
323. THAT WAS A GREAT FIGHT, CHAMPCopy !req
324. A GREAT FIGHT, YOU HEAR?Copy !req
325. OH, BOY, WHAT A FIGHT,
CHAMP!Copy !req
326. WHAT A GREAT FIGHT!Copy !req
327. YOU NEARLY HAD HIM, CHAMP,
YOU NEARLY HAD HIM...Copy !req
328. WHERE'S HIS HEAD?Copy !req
329. I GOT IT IN HERE,
MR. GABRIELLO.Copy !req
330. YOU WERE GREAT,
CHAMP, DO YOU HEAR?Copy !req
331. YOU WERE GREAT!Copy !req
332. HE GOT A NASTY
CUT OVER HIS EYE.Copy !req
333. YEAH, I THINK
IT WAS A MISTAKECopy !req
334. HIM WEARING
SPECTACLES.Copy !req
335. OH, WELL, GET THAT
SEWN ONTO HIS BODYCopy !req
336. IN TIME FOR
THE PRESS PICTURES!Copy !req
337. OKAY, MR. GABRIELLO.Copy !req
338. AH, WASN'T HE
GREAT, MY BOY?Copy !req
339. HE WAS GREAT,
MR. GABRIELLO.Copy !req
340. THE WAY HE KEPT
ON FIGHTINGCopy !req
341. AFTER HIS
HEAD CAME OFF.Copy !req
342. HE WAS BETTER WHEN THE HEAD
CAME OFF, MR. GABRIELLO.Copy !req
343. HE WAS REALLY DODGING THE GUY.Copy !req
344. YEAH, I RECKON
IF HE COULD'VE LASTEDCopy !req
345. TILL THE END OF
THAT FIRST MINUTECopy !req
346. HE WOULD'VE HAD
THE KILLER WORRIED.Copy !req
347. SURE, MR. GABRIELLO.Copy !req
348. OH, HE WAS GREAT!Copy !req
349. DID YOU SEE
HIS LEFT ARM?Copy !req
350. NO.Copy !req
351. OKAY, WE'LL LOOK
AROUND THE HALLCopy !req
352. AFTER EVERYONE'S GONE.Copy !req
353. DO YOU REALIZE,
MR. GABRIELLOCopy !req
354. SOME OF THOSE
GUYS OUT THERECopy !req
355. PAID OVER $2,000
FOR A RINGSIDE SEAT?Copy !req
356. AND WHERE DOES
THE HEAD LAND?Copy !req
357. RIGHT AT THE BACK...
THAT'S JUSTICE.Copy !req
358. OH, BOY.Copy !req
359. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
360. THIS YOUR
BOY'S HEAD?Copy !req
361. NO, NO, WE GOT
HIS HEAD!Copy !req
362. HE AIN'T HURT
THAT BAD.Copy !req
363. HEY, THAT'S
JERRY MARINELLO.Copy !req
364. HE FOUGHT THE KILLER LAST WEEK.Copy !req
365. OKAY, GIVE IT
TO ME.Copy !req
366. I'M SEEING HIS
TRAINER TOMORROW.Copy !req
367. I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM.Copy !req
368. HEY, MR. GABRIELLO,
THE PRESS IS STILL OUTSIDE.Copy !req
369. YOU READY FOR THEM?Copy !req
370. HOW'S THE CHAMP?Copy !req
371. WELL, THE HEAD'S
ON OKAYCopy !req
372. BUT THERE'S STILL
A LEFT ARM MISSING.Copy !req
373. OKAY, WELL, KEEP
THE DRESSING GOWNCopy !req
374. KIND OF
LOOSE, OKAY?Copy !req
375. OKAY, BOYS, COME ON IN!Copy !req
376. MR. GABRIELLO!Copy !req
377. DID YOU EXPECT
YOUR BOY TO LASTCopy !req
378. THE FULL 28 SECONDS?Copy !req
379. THIS BOY HAS NEVER
LET ME DOWN.Copy !req
380. HE'S THE PLUCKIEST
GODDAMN FIGHTER
I EVER TRAINED.Copy !req
381. WERE YOU WORRIED WHEN HIS HEAD
STARTED TO COME LOOSE?Copy !req
382. NO, NO, WE WAS
EXPECTING THAT.Copy !req
383. I TOLD HIM TO EXPECT
IT AND HE DID.Copy !req
384. HE AIN'T STUPID.Copy !req
385. HEY, CAN WE HAVE
A WORD WITH
THE CHAMP?Copy !req
386. YEAH, OKAY, BUT KEEP
THE QUESTIONS SIMPLE.Copy !req
387. HEY, CHAMP,
HOW YOU FEELING?Copy !req
388. I SAID KEEP
THE QUESTIONS
SIMPLE!Copy !req
389. MR. GABRIELLOCopy !req
390. PEOPLE ARE
SAYINGCopy !req
391. THE KID OUGHT
TO BE BURIED.Copy !req
392. HIS HEAD'S
COME OFFCopy !req
393. IN THE LAST
SIX FIGHTS.Copy !req
394. THERE'S NO QUESTION
OF BURYING THE KID!Copy !req
395. HE'S JUST REACHING
THE TOP.Copy !req
396. WELL, SHOULDN'T
HE JUST STAYCopy !req
397. IN THE
HOSPITAL?Copy !req
398. NO, HE AIN'T GOING
TO NO HOSPITAL.Copy !req
399. HE'S GOT THE RETURN
FIGHT NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
400. And there's Frank Sinatra
leaving the ring.Copy !req
401. Behind him is George Raft,
another great boxing fanCopy !req
402. Martin Bormann, acknowledging
the applauseCopy !req
403. and with him, of course,
is Gus HimmlerCopy !req
404. who did an awful lot
for the sport in his countryCopy !req
405. in the early 1940s.Copy !req
406. And here comes the champ now.Copy !req
407. He really seems in good shape
to meet the killer once againCopy !req
408. before an audience...Copy !req
409. some of whom have paid
$920,000 millionCopy !req
410. for the privilege of seeing
this boy get beaten up.Copy !req
411. And there's the bell.Copy !req
412. QUIET!Copy !req
413. and a left and a right jabCopy !req
414. that's taken half
the champ's shoulder off.Copy !req
415. And here's the killer again
with a right and another leftCopy !req
416. and a bash with a hammer
and a terrific smackCopy !req
417. with a heavy thud
right into the skullCopy !req
418. and there's a gaping hole right
through the champ's body now.Copy !req
419. And now the killer's
working on the cut eyeCopy !req
420. with a series of
beautifully placed punchesCopy !req
421. and the head's coming loose!Copy !req
422. The champ must try
and keep his head on.Copy !req
423. The killer's kicked him
in the groinCopy !req
424. and he's bitten half
his left buttock offCopy !req
425. and the referee's stepped in
with a warning there.Copy !req
426. What a plucky fighter
this champ is.Copy !req
427. He's fighting as well
as I've ever seen him.Copy !req
428. He must be losing blood at
the rate of a pint a second now.Copy !req
429. It's everywhere.Copy !req
430. Certainly those
who paid $1.5 millionCopy !req
431. for those ringside seatsCopy !req
432. are really getting
their money's worth.Copy !req
433. They're covered in it.Copy !req
434. And his head's off!Copy !req
435. in so many fights is
off in the 31st second.Copy !req
436. It's rolled away down
to the left.Copy !req
437. But what's happening?Copy !req
438. The killer's being talked to
by the referee.Copy !req
439. There's the champ's
plucky little bodyCopy !req
440. racing around the ring,
trying to find his opponent.Copy !req
441. And the killer has
been disqualified!Copy !req
442. This great fighter, who has
killed more than 50 peopleCopy !req
443. in his boxing career,
has at last been defeatedCopy !req
444. by this courageous, headless
little southpaw from New York.Copy !req
445. And there's a great roar here
as the referee raises the armCopy !req
446. of the new
World Heavyweight Champion.Copy !req
447. What a pity the rest of his body
wasn't here to see it.Copy !req
448. Well, here in LondonCopy !req
449. it's 12:30 and time
for The RobinsonsCopy !req
450. an everyday story of blah-di-
blah-di-blah-di-blah.Copy !req
451. and so on.Copy !req
452. Morning, Mrs. Robinson.Copy !req
453. Morning, Mrs. Non-Robinson.Copy !req
454. Been shopping?Copy !req
455. No... I've been shopping.Copy !req
456. What'd you buy?Copy !req
457. A piston engine.Copy !req
458. What did you buy that for?Copy !req
459. BLOODY RUBBISH!Copy !req
460. I WANTED TO LISTEN TO THAT.Copy !req
461. MORNING,
MRS. GORILLA.Copy !req
462. MORNING,
MRS. NON-GORILLA.Copy !req
463. HAVE YOU BEEN
SHOPPING?Copy !req
464. NO... BEEN SHOPPING.Copy !req
465. DID YOU BUY
ANYTHING?Copy !req
466. A PISTON ENGINE.Copy !req
467. WHAT DID YOU
BUY THAT FOR?Copy !req
468. OOH! IT WAS
A BARGAIN.Copy !req
469. OOH!Copy !req
470. TWEET, TWEET, TWEET.Copy !req
471. COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES,
COME ON.Copy !req
472. NICE LITTLE BIRDIES.Copy !req
473. COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES.Copy !req
474. COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES.Copy !req
475. COME AND SEE
WHAT MOMMY'S GOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
476. COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES.Copy !req
477. TWEETY, TWEETY,
COME ON, TWEETY, TWEETY.Copy !req
478. OOH, LOOK AT THIS,
TWEETY, TWEETY.Copy !req
479. NICE ONE, COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
480. TWEET, TWEET.Copy !req
481. COME ON, LITTLE BIRDIES,
TWEET, TWEET.Copy !req
482. OH. HELLO,
MRS. SMOKER.Copy !req
483. HELLO,
MRS. NON-SMOKER.Copy !req
484. WHAT, YOU BEEN
SHOPPING, THEN?Copy !req
485. NO, I'VE
BEEN SHOPPING.Copy !req
486. OH, WHAT
DID YOU BUY?Copy !req
487. A PISTON ENGINE.Copy !req
488. WHAT DID YOU
BUY THAT FOR?Copy !req
489. IT WAS A BARGAIN!Copy !req
490. HOW MUCH DO
YOU WANT FOR IT?Copy !req
491. THREE QUID.Copy !req
492. DONE.Copy !req
493. RIGHT.Copy !req
494. THANK YOU.Copy !req
495. HOW DO YOU
COOK IT?Copy !req
496. YOU DON'T COOK IT.Copy !req
497. YOU CAN'T EAT
THAT RAW!Copy !req
498. OOH, NEVER
THOUGHT OF THAT.Copy !req
499. OH, DAY AND NIGHT, BUT
THIS IS WONDROUS STRANGE.Copy !req
500. AND THEREFORE IS
A STRANGER WELCOME IT.Copy !req
501. THERE ARE MORE THINGS
IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIOCopy !req
502. THAN ARE DREAMT OF
IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.Copy !req
503. BUT COME, THE TIME
IS OUT OF JOINT.Copy !req
504. O CURSED SPITE, THAT EVER
I WAS BORN TO SET IT RIGHT.Copy !req
505. LET'S GO TOGETHER.Copy !req
506. HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO A ROOM IN POLONIUS'S HOUSE.Copy !req
507. WELL, TONIGHT IS
EUROPEAN CUP NIGHT.Copy !req
508. ONE RESULT IN ALREADY
FROM MUNICH.Copy !req
509. THE EUROPEAN CUP,
FIRST ROUND, SECOND LEGCopy !req
510. BAYERN MUNCHEN 4,397;
WREXHAM 1.Copy !req
511. SO WREXHAM GOING
THROUGH THERE ON AGGREGATE.Copy !req
512. WELL, NOW IT'S TIME FOR RACINGCopy !req
513. SO LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER
TO EPSOM AND BRIAN McNULTY.Copy !req
514. WELL, OVER HERE AT EPSOM,
THERE ARE CHANCES APLENTYCopy !req
515. FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO MAKE
A GOOD START IN...Copy !req
516. DENTISTRY.Copy !req
517. DENTISTRY.Copy !req
518. IT'S A WELL-OFF
SUBURBCopy !req
519. SO MOST PEOPLE HAVE
THEIR OWN TEETHCopy !req
520. AND SURGERIES
ARE OPENINGCopy !req
521. AT THE RATE OF FOUR
OR FIVE A WEEK.Copy !req
522. WELL, IT'S ONLY 44 MINUTES
FROM THE WEST END ON THE TRAINCopy !req
523. AND IT'S NOT TOO BUILT UP,
SO YOU CAN HAVE A NICE GARDEN.Copy !req
524. AND THE PEOPLE OF EPSOM ARE
A VERY NICE CLASS OF PERSON.Copy !req
525. WELL, HERE IN HIGH STREET, EPSOMCopy !req
526. THERE ARE AMPLE OPPORTUNITIES
FOR ALL KINDS OF REDEVELOPMENT.Copy !req
527. AS YOU CAN SEE, BEHIND ME NOWCopy !req
528. THERE ARE A HIGH LEVEL
OF LOW-DENSITY CONSUMER UNITSCopy !req
529. STILL NOT FULLY
MAXIMIZING SITE VALUE.Copy !req
530. THIS COULD BE RADICALLY IMPROVEDCopy !req
531. BY A CAREFULLY PLANNED PROGRAM
OF DEMOLITIONCopy !req
532. AND OF COURSE, MOST OF
THE OCCUPANTS ARE ELDERLY FOLKSCopy !req
533. SO THEY WOULDN'T PUT UP
MUCH OF A FIGHT.Copy !req
534. GOOD AFTERNOON.Copy !req
535. WELL, IN FACT, THERE'S STILL
A FEW MINUTES TO GOCopy !req
536. BEFORE THE MAIN RACE
ON THE CARD THIS AFTERNOONCopy !req
537. THE QUEEN VICTORIA HANDICAP.Copy !req
538. SO LET'S HAVE A QUICK WORD
WITH THE WINNER OF THE LAST RACECopy !req
539. ONE OF THE SEASON'S TOP JOCKEYS,
RONNIE MAU-MAU.Copy !req
540. GOOD AFTERNOON, RONNIE.Copy !req
541. GOOD AFTERNOON,
BRIAN.Copy !req
542. A VERY FINE RIDE
THERE, RONNIE.Copy !req
543. WELL, A FINE
HORSE, BRIANCopy !req
544. YOU KNOW, YOU
CAN'T GO WRONG.Copy !req
545. DO YOU FANCY YOUR
CHANCES FOR THE DERBY?Copy !req
546. OH, VERY
DEFINITELY.Copy !req
547. VERY DEFINITELY,
INDEED.Copy !req
548. CERTAINLY, BRIAN.Copy !req
549. WELL, LET'S JUST SEECopy !req
550. IF A COLLEAGUE OF YOURS
AGREES WITH THAT.Copy !req
551. LET'S JUST HAVE
A QUICK WORDCopy !req
552. WITH DESMOND WILLET...
AFTERNOON, DES.Copy !req
553. GOOD AFTERNOON,
BRIAN.Copy !req
554. NO CHANCE,
NO CHANCE AT ALL.Copy !req
555. NO, NO, I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG
THERE, DES.Copy !req
556. I THINK WITH THE
RIGHT KIND OF GOINGCopy !req
557. HE'S GOING
TO BE IN THERECopy !req
558. AT THE FINISH, DES.Copy !req
559. NO CHANCE,
THERE'S NO CHANCE.Copy !req
560. WELL, IN FACT,
I CAN SEECopy !req
561. LAST SEASON'S TOP JOCKEY,
JOHNNY KNOWLES.Copy !req
562. GOOD AFTERNOON, JOHNNY.Copy !req
563. HELLO, BRIAN.Copy !req
564. UH, COULD WE HAVE A BOX
FOR JOHNNY, PLEASE?Copy !req
565. THANK YOU.Copy !req
566. HELLO, BRIAN,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
567. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
568. WELL, THERE YOU ARE...Copy !req
569. THREE VERY WELL-KNOWN FACES
FROM THE RACING WORLD.Copy !req
570. THANKS VERY MUCH FOR COMING
ALONG THIS AFTERNOON, LADS.Copy !req
571. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
572. AND BEST WISHES FOR THE DERBY.Copy !req
573. THANK YOU, BRIAN.Copy !req
574. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
575. WELL, IN FACT, I HEAR
THEY'RE READY FOR US NOWCopy !req
576. AT THE START OF THE MAIN
RACE THIS AFTERNOONCopy !req
577. SO LET'S GO RIGHT AWAY
AND JOIN PETER AT THE START.Copy !req
578. WELL, THEY'RE
UNDER STARTER'S ORDERSCopy !req
579. FOR THIS VERY VALUABLE
QUEEN VICTORIA HANDICAP.Copy !req
580. AND THEY'RE OFF.Copy !req
581. AND QUEEN VICTORIA...
A GOOD CLEAN JUMP OFFCopy !req
582. FOLLOWED BY QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
583. QUEEN VICTORIA
AND QUEEN VICTORIA.Copy !req
584. IT'S QUEEN VICTORIA
FROM QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
585. WITH QUEEN VICTORIA MAKING
THE EARLY RUNNING ON THE INSIDE.Copy !req
586. AND AT THE BACK, QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
587. ALREADY A COUPLE OF LENGTHS
BEHIND THE LEADERS.Copy !req
588. QUEEN VICTORIA NOW MOVED UP
TO CHALLENGE QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
589. WITH QUEEN VICTORIA
LOSING GROUND.Copy !req
590. QUEEN VICTORIA TUCKED IN NEATLYCopy !req
591. ON THE STAND SIDE
WITH A CLEAR VIEW.Copy !req
592. QUEEN VICTORIA
STILL THE BACK MARKERCopy !req
593. AS THEY APPROACH
THE HALFWAY MARKCopy !req
594. BUT MAKING GROUND NOW AND
STARTING TO PASS QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
595. WITH QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
596. QUEEN VICTORIA AND QUEEN
VICTORIA STILL WELL PLACEDCopy !req
597. AS THEY APPROACH
THE FIRST FENCE.Copy !req
598. AND AT THE FIRST FENCE,
IT'S QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
599. JUST AHEAD OF QUEEN VICTORIACopy !req
600. WITH QUEEN VICTORIA
FALLING AWAY IN THIRD PLACE.Copy !req
601. AND QUEEN VICTORIA
IN THE REAR...Copy !req
602. WELL, A VERY EXCITING RACE
THERE AT EPSOM.Copy !req
603. AND NOW OVER TO THE EUROPEAN CUP
AT BARCELONACopy !req
604. WHERE THE LATEST NEWS ISCopy !req
605. THAT MIGUEL OTANA, THE BURLY
REAL MADRID STRIKER WAS SENT OFFCopy !req
606. FOR BREAKING WIND
IN THE 43rd MINUTE.Copy !req
607. HE'D ALREADY BEEN CAUTIONEDCopy !req
608. FOR PURSING HIS LIPS EARLIER ON
IN THE GAME AND NOW HE'S OFF.Copy !req
609. SO LET'S SEE A PLAYBACK
OF THAT... BRIAN.Copy !req
610. YES, UH, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THERE'S OTANA NOW.Copy !req
611. UH, HE GETS THE, UH,
THE THROUGH BALL FROM GOMEZCopy !req
612. AND, UH, HE MAKES NO ATTEMPT
TO PLAY THE BALL.Copy !req
613. HE QUITE DELIBERATELY LETS OFF.Copy !req
614. AND TO MY MIND,
HE WAS WITHIN THE BOXCopy !req
615. AND THE REFEREE HAD NO OPTION
WHATSOEVER BUT TO SEND HIM OFF.Copy !req
616. JIMMY?Copy !req
617. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
618. WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?Copy !req
619. WELL, THE REFEREES REALLY ARECopy !req
620. CLAMPING DOWN THESE DAYS.Copy !req
621. ONLY LAST WEEK, THE BELGIAN
CAPTAIN WAS SENT OFFCopy !req
622. FOR HAVING A SONY
RADIO CASSETTE PLAYER.Copy !req
623. AND GONERELLI, THAT HUGE ITALIAN
DEFENDER, WAS SENT OFF IN TURINCopy !req
624. FOR HAVING HIS SITTING AND
DINING ROOM KNOCKED THROUGHCopy !req
625. TO FORM AN OPEN LIVING AREA.Copy !req
626. HAMLET?Copy !req
627. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
628. YOU'VE GOT THE GIRL
ON THE BED.Copy !req
629. HER LEGS ARE UP ON
THE MANTELPIECE...Copy !req
630. COME ON, GO ON, OUT.Copy !req
631. WAIT, I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
632. I GOT AWAY.Copy !req
633. MISSED.Copy !req
634. MISSED, MISSED AGAIN.Copy !req
635. UGH!Copy !req
636. OOH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
637. LET FOUR CAPTAINS
BEAR HAMLETCopy !req
638. LIKE A SOLDIER
TO THE STAGECopy !req
639. FOR HE WAS LIKELY,
HAD HE BEEN PUT ONCopy !req
640. TO HAVE PROVED
MOST ROYALLY...Copy !req
641. AND THEN...Copy !req