1. - TAKING LIFE AS IT COMES...
- SHARING THE GOOD THINGS...Copy !req
2. AND THE BAD THINGS.Copy !req
3. FINDING LAUGHTER AND FUN
WHEREVER THEY GO.Copy !req
4. IT'S WITH THESE TWO
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ROGUESCopy !req
5. THAT OUR STORY BEGINS.Copy !req
6. FOR IT IS THEY WHO WERE
RUN OVER BY ALEX DIAMOND...Copy !req
7. INTERNATIONAL CRIME FIGHTER
AND PLAYBOY...Copy !req
8. FAST-MOVING, TOUGH-TALKINGCopy !req
9. AND JUST ONE OF THE MANY
HUNDREDS OF FAMOUS PEOPLECopy !req
10. WHO SUFFER FROM... LUMBAGOCopy !req
11. THE ENDEMIC DISEASE
ABOUT WHICH NO ONE KNOWS MORECopy !req
12. THAN THIS MAN,
DR. EMILE KONING...Copy !req
13. DOCTOR, SURGEON, PROCTOLOGISTCopy !req
14. AND SELFLESS FIGHTER
AGAINST HUMAN SUFFERINGCopy !req
15. WHOSE DOORBELL WAS THE ONE ABOVE
THE HERO OF OUR STORY TONIGHT...Copy !req
16. REAR ADMIRAL HUMPHREY DE VERE.Copy !req
17. YES, THIS IS THE STORY OF
REAR ADMIRAL HUMPHREY DE VERE...Copy !req
18. OR RATHER, THE STORY
OF HIS DAUGHTERCopy !req
19. FOR IT WAS HER COURAGE,
FORESIGHT AND UNDERSTANDINGCopy !req
20. THAT ENABLED US TO PROBE
BENEATH THE SOPHISTICATED VENEERCopy !req
21. OF THE ROYAL ARSENAL
WOMEN'S COLLEGE, BAGSHOTCopy !req
22. AND LEARN THE TRUE HISTORY
OF THIS MAN...Copy !req
23. LEN HANKY...Copy !req
24. CHIROPODIST, VOYEUR, HEN-TEASERCopy !req
25. THE MAN OF WHOM THE CHAIRMAN
OF FIAT ONCE SAID...Copy !req
26. CHE COSA E
LO STUCCIACATORI DI POLLI?Copy !req
27. SI.Copy !req
28. YES, TONIGHT WE EXAMINE
THE CAREER OF GINO AGNELLICopy !req
29. THE MAN WHO STARTED FROM NOTHINGCopy !req
30. TO BUILD UP ONE OF
THE GREATEST FIRMS IN EUROPECopy !req
31. AND WHOSE TELESCOPE WAS BOUGHT
FROM THE SHOP PART-OWNEDCopy !req
32. BY A MAN WHO, AT THE AGE
OF EIGHT, STOLE A PENKNIFECopy !req
33. FROM THE SON OF THIS MAN'S
BROTHER'S HOUSEKEEPER'S
DENTAL HYGIENIST'S UNCLE...Copy !req
34. THE REVEREND CHARLIE "DROOPER"
HYPER-SQUAWK SMITHCopy !req
35. THE CLEFT-PALATED
R.A.F. CHAPLAINCopy !req
36. WHO, SINGLE-HANDED, SHOT DOWN
OVER 500 GERMAN CHAPLAINS.Copy !req
37. THIS IS THE STORY
OF THE MEN WHO FLEW WITH HIM.Copy !req
38. IT REALLY IS.Copy !req
39. MORNING, SQUADRON LEADER.Copy !req
40. WHAT-HO, SQUIFFY.Copy !req
41. HOW WAS IT?Copy !req
42. TOP HOLE.Copy !req
43. BALLY JERRY
PRANGED HIS KITECopy !req
44. RIGHT IN THE
HOW'S-YOUR-FATHER.Copy !req
45. HAIRY BLIGHTER DICKY-BIRDIED,
FEATHERED BACK ON HIS SAMMYCopy !req
46. TOOK A WASPYCopy !req
47. FLIPPED OVER ON
HIS BETTY HARPER'SCopy !req
48. AND CAUGHT HIS CAN
IN THE BERTIE.Copy !req
49. ER... AFRAID I DON'T QUITE
FOLLOW YOU, SQUADRON LEADER.Copy !req
50. IT'S PERFECTLY ORDINARY
BANTER, SQUIFFY.Copy !req
51. BALLY JERRY
PRANGED HIS KITECopy !req
52. RIGHT IN THE HOW'S-YOUR-FATHER.Copy !req
53. HAIRY BLIGHTER DICKY-BIRDIED,
FEATHERED BACK ON HIS SAMMYCopy !req
54. TOOK A WASPY, FLIPPED OVER
ON HIS BETTY HARPER'SCopy !req
55. AND CAUGHT HIS CAN
IN THE BERTIE.Copy !req
56. NO, I'M JUST NOT
UNDERSTANDING BANTER
AT ALL WELL TODAY.Copy !req
57. GIVE US IT SLOWER.Copy !req
58. BANTER'S NOT THE SAME
IF YOU SAY IT SLOWER, SQUIFFY.Copy !req
59. HOLD ON, THEN.Copy !req
60. WINGCO!Copy !req
61. YES?Copy !req
62. BEND AN EARCopy !req
63. TO THE SQUADRON LEADER'S BANTER.Copy !req
64. CAN DO.Copy !req
65. JOLLY GOOD.Copy !req
66. FIRE AWAY.Copy !req
67. BALLY JERRY...
PRANGED HIS KITE...Copy !req
68. RIGHT IN THE HOW'S-YOUR-FATHER.Copy !req
69. HAIRY BLIGHTER DICKY-BIRDIED...Copy !req
70. FEATHERED BACK ON HIS SAMMY...Copy !req
71. TOOK A WASPY, FLIPPED OVER
ON HIS BETTY HARPER'SCopy !req
72. AND CAUGHT HIS CAN...Copy !req
73. IN THE BERTIE.Copy !req
74. NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT BANTER AT ALL.Copy !req
75. IS SOMETHING UP
WITH MY BANTER, CHAPS?Copy !req
76. BUNCH OF MONKEYS
ON THE CEILING, SIR!Copy !req
77. GRAB YOUR
EGG AND FOURSCopy !req
78. AND LET'S GET
THE BACON DELIVERED.Copy !req
79. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?Copy !req
80. NO, I DIDN'T GET A WORD OF IT.Copy !req
81. SORRY, OLD MAN.Copy !req
82. WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUR BANTER.Copy !req
83. YOU KNOW...
BALLY TEN-PENNY ONESCopy !req
84. DROPPING
IN THE CUSTARD!Copy !req
85. UM...Copy !req
86. CHARLIE CHOPPERS
CHUCKING A HANDFUL.Copy !req
87. NO, NO,
SORRY.Copy !req
88. SAY IT A BIT
SLOWER, OLD CHAP.Copy !req
89. SLOWER
BANTER, SIR?Copy !req
90. RA-THER!Copy !req
91. UM...Copy !req
92. SAUSAGE SQUAD
UP THE BLUE END!Copy !req
93. NO, STILL DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
94. UM... CABBAGE CRATES
COMING OVER THE BRINY?Copy !req
95. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
96. BUT BY THEN IT WAS TOO LATE.Copy !req
97. THE FIRST CABBAGE CRATES
HIT LONDON ON JULY 7.Copy !req
98. THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
99. FIVE SHILLINGS A DOZEN?Copy !req
100. THAT'S ORDINARY CABBAGES, IS IT?Copy !req
101. AND WHAT ABOUT THE BOMBS?Copy !req
102. GOOD LORD, THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!Copy !req
103. SIR!Copy !req
104. YES, WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
105. NEWS FROM THE
WESTERN FRONT, SIR!Copy !req
106. YES?Copy !req
107. BIG ENEMY ATTACK
AT DAWN, SIR.Copy !req
108. YES?Copy !req
109. WELL...Copy !req
110. THE ENEMY WERE ALL WEARING
LITTLE SILVER HALOS, SIR.Copy !req
111. AND THEY HAD FAIRY WANDS
WITH BIG STARS ON THE ENDCopy !req
112. AND... AND...Copy !req
113. AND WHAT?Copy !req
114. AND THEY HAD SPIDERSCopy !req
115. IN MATCHBOXES, SIR.Copy !req
116. GOOD GOD!Copy !req
117. HOW DID OUR CHAPS REACT?Copy !req
118. WELL, THEY WERE
JOLLY INTERESTED, SIR.Copy !req
119. SOME OF THEM... I THINK IT WASCopy !req
120. THE FOURTH
ARMORED BRIGADE, SIR...Copy !req
121. THEY... THEY...Copy !req
122. YES?Copy !req
123. WELL, THEY WENT AND HAD A LOOKCopy !req
124. AT THE SPIDERS, SIR.Copy !req
125. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
126. WELL, THANK YOU,
SHIRLEY.Copy !req
127. SIR!Copy !req
128. GET ME THE PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
129. SIR!Copy !req
130. NOT THAT QUICKLY!Copy !req
131. SIR!Copy !req
132. GENTLEMEN,
IT'S NOW QUITE APPARENTCopy !req
133. THAT THE ENEMY ARE NOT ONLY
FIGHTING THIS WAR ON THE CHEAPCopy !req
134. BUT THEY'RE ALSO NOT
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
135. BASTARDS!Copy !req
136. FIRST THEY DROP CABBAGES
INSTEAD OF DECENT BOMBS...Copy !req
137. CRATES WERE PROBABLY
QUITE EXPENSIVE, SIR.Copy !req
138. QUIET, CRITIC!Copy !req
139. AND NOW THEY'RE DOING
VERY SILLY THINGSCopy !req
140. IN ONE OF THE MOST VITAL AREAS
OF THE WAR.Copy !req
141. WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO, SHIRLEY?Copy !req
142. WELL, WE'VE GOT TO ACT FAST
BEFORE IT SAPS MORALE.Copy !req
143. WE'RE GOING TO SHOW
THESE CHINESE...Copy !req
144. GERMANS.Copy !req
145. THESE GERMANS.Copy !req
146. WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THEMCopy !req
147. THAT NO BRITISH SOLDIER
WILL DESCEND TO THEIR LEVEL.Copy !req
148. ANYONE FOUND
TRIVIALIZING THIS WARCopy !req
149. WILL FACE THE SUPREME PENALTY
THAT MILITARY LAW CAN PROVIDE.Copy !req
150. THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, I THINK.Copy !req
151. SEEMED TO GO
QUITE WELL.Copy !req
152. SAPPER WALTERS, YOU STAND
BEFORE THIS COURTCopy !req
153. ACCUSED OF CARRYING ON THE WAR
BY OTHER THAN WARLIKE MEANS...Copy !req
154. TO WIT, THAT YOU DID
ON APRIL 16, 1942Copy !req
155. DRESSED UP AS A BAG OF DAINTIESCopy !req
156. FLICK WET TOWELS AT THE ENEMY
DURING AN IMPORTANT OFFENSIVE.Copy !req
157. WELL, SIR.Copy !req
158. SHUT UP!Copy !req
159. COLONEL FAWCETTCopy !req
160. FOR THE PROSECUTION.Copy !req
161. SIR, WE ALL KNOW...Copy !req
162. SHUT UP.Copy !req
163. I'M SORRY?Copy !req
164. CARRY ON.Copy !req
165. SIR, WE ALL KNOW
THE FACTS OF THE CASE...Copy !req
166. THAT SAPPER WALTERSCopy !req
167. BEING IN POSSESSION OF
EXPENSIVE MILITARY EQUIPMENT...Copy !req
168. TO WIT, ONE
LEE ENFIELD.303 RIFLECopy !req
169. AND 72 ROUNDS
OF AMMUNITIONCopy !req
170. VALUED AT £140,
THREE SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE...Copy !req
171. CHOSE INSTEAD TO USE WET TOWELSCopy !req
172. TO TAKE AN ENEMY COMMAND POST
IN THE AREA OF BASINGSTOKE.Copy !req
173. BASINGSTOKE?Copy !req
174. BASINGSTOKE IN HAMPSHIRE?Copy !req
175. NO, NO, NO, SIR, NO.Copy !req
176. OH, I SEE... CARRY ON.Copy !req
177. THE RESULT OF HIS ACTIONCopy !req
178. WAS THAT THE ENEMY RECEIVED...Copy !req
179. BASINGSTOKE WHERE?Copy !req
180. BASINGSTOKE IN WESTPHALIA, SIR.Copy !req
181. OH, I SEE... CARRY ON.Copy !req
182. THE RESULT
OF SAPPER WALTERS'S ACTIONCopy !req
183. WAS THAT THE ENEMY RECEIVED
WET PATCHES UPON THEIR TROUSERSCopy !req
184. AND IN SOME CASESCopy !req
185. SMALL RED STRAWBERRY MARKS
UPON THEIR THIGHS.Copy !req
186. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS
A BASINGSTOKE IN WESTPHALIA.Copy !req
187. IT'S ON THE MAP, SIR.Copy !req
188. WHAT MAP?Copy !req
189. THE MAP OF WESTPHALIA
AS USED BY THE ARMY, SIR.Copy !req
190. WELL, I'VE CERTAINLY NEVER HEARD
OF BASINGSTOKE IN WESTPHALIA.Copy !req
191. IT'S A MUNICIPAL BOROUGH, SIRCopy !req
192. 27 MILES NORTH-NORTHEAST
OF SOUTHAMPTON.Copy !req
193. ITS CHIEF MANUFACTURES...Copy !req
194. SOUTHAMPTON IN WESTPHALIA?Copy !req
195. YES, SIR.Copy !req
196. BRICKS, CLOTHING.Copy !req
197. NEARBY ARE THE REMAINS
OF BASING HOUSECopy !req
198. BURNED DOWN BY CROMWELL'S
CAVALRY IN 1645...Copy !req
199. AND WHO...
WHO COMPILED THIS MAP?Copy !req
200. COLE PORTER, SIR.Copy !req
201. COLE PORTER...Copy !req
202. WHO WROTE KISS ME, KATE?Copy !req
203. NO, ALAS NOT, SIR.Copy !req
204. THIS WAS THE COLE PORTER
WHO WROTE "ANYTHING GOES," SIR.Copy !req
205. I SHALL SEEK TO PROVE...Copy !req
206. IT'S THE SAME ONE!Copy !req
207. I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR?Copy !req
208. NO, THIS ONE'S, UH...
DIFFERENT, SIR.Copy !req
209. HOW DOES IT GO?Copy !req
210. WHAT, SIR?Copy !req
211. HOW DOES
YOUR "ANYTHING GOES" GO?Copy !req
212. CAN I GO HOME NOW?Copy !req
213. SHUT UP!Copy !req
214. COME ON.Copy !req
215. SIR, REALLY, I THINK THIS IS...Copy !req
216. COME ON, HOW DOES
YOUR "ANYTHING GOES" GO?Copy !req
217. NO, THAT'S NOT IT... CARRY ON.Copy !req
218. WITH RESPECT, SIR,
I SHALL SEEK TO PROVECopy !req
219. THAT THE MAN
BEFORE YOU IN THE DOCKCopy !req
220. BEING IN POSSESSIONCopy !req
221. ONE PAIR OF ARMY BOOTS,
VALUE £3, SEVEN AND SIX;Copy !req
222. ONE PAIR OF SERGE TROUSERS,
VALUE £2, THREE AND SIX;Copy !req
223. ONE PAIR OF GAITERS,
VALUE £68, TEN SHILLINGS...Copy !req
224. £68, TEN SHILLINGS
FOR A PAIR OF GAITERS?Copy !req
225. THEY WERE SPECIAL GAITERS, SIR.Copy !req
226. SPECIAL GAITERS?Copy !req
227. YES, SIR, THEY WERE
MADE IN FRANCE, SIR.Copy !req
228. ONE BERET COSTING
14 SHILLINGS...Copy !req
229. WHAT WAS SPECIAL ABOUT THEM?Copy !req
230. THEY WERE MADE OF
A SPECIAL FABRIC, SIR.Copy !req
231. THE BUCKLES WERE MADE OF
EMPIRE SILVER INSTEAD OF BRASS.Copy !req
232. THE TOTAL VALUE OF
THE UNIFORM WAS...Copy !req
233. WHY WAS THE ACCUSED
WEARING SPECIAL GAITERS?Copy !req
234. THEY WERE A PRESENTATION PAIR,
SIR, FROM THE REGIMENT.Copy !req
235. THE TOTAL VALUE OF
THE UNIFORM, THEREFORE...Copy !req
236. WHY DID THEY PRESENT HIM
WITH A SPECIAL PAIR OF GAITERS?Copy !req
237. SIR... IT SEEMS TO ME
TOTALLY IRRELEVANT TO THE CASECopy !req
238. WHETHER THE GAITERS WERE
PRESENTED TO HIM OR NOT, SIR.Copy !req
239. I THINK THE COURT WILL BE ABLE
TO JUDGE THAT FOR THEMSELVES.Copy !req
240. I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE REGIMENT
PRESENTED THE ACCUSEDCopy !req
241. WITH A SPECIAL PAIR OF GAITERS.Copy !req
242. HE USED TO DO
THINGS FOR THEM, SIR.Copy !req
243. THE TOTAL VALUE...Copy !req
244. WHAT THINGS?Copy !req
245. HE USED TO OBLIGE THEM, SIR.Copy !req
246. OBLIGE THEM?Copy !req
247. YES, SIR.Copy !req
248. THE TOTAL VALUE
OF THE UNIFORM...Copy !req
249. HOW DID HE OBLIGE THEM?Copy !req
250. WHAT, SIR?Copy !req
251. HOW DID HE OBLIGE THEM?Copy !req
252. HE, UM...Copy !req
253. HE USED TO MAKE THEM HAPPY
IN LITTLE WAYS, SIR.Copy !req
254. THE TOTAL VALUE...Copy !req
255. DID HE TOUCH THEM AT ALL?Copy !req
256. SIR!Copy !req
257. I SUBMIT THAT THIS IS
TOTALLY IRRELEVANT.Copy !req
258. I WANT TO KNOW
HOW HE MADE THEM HAPPY.Copy !req
259. HE USED TO RAM THINGS
UP THEIR!Copy !req
260. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
261. YOU DON'T NEED
TO SPELL IT OUT.Copy !req
262. WHAT HAS THE ACCUSED GOT TO SAY?Copy !req
263. WHAT... ME?Copy !req
264. YES, YES,
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY?Copy !req
265. WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, SIR?Copy !req
266. I MEAN, HOW CAN
I ENCAPSULATE IN MERE WORDSCopy !req
267. MY SCORN FOR
ANY MILITARY SOLUTION...Copy !req
268. THE FUTILITY
OF MODERN WARFARECopy !req
269. AND THE HYPOCRISY BY WHICH
CONTEMPORARY GOVERNMENT APPLIESCopy !req
270. ONE STANDARD TO VIOLENCE
WITHIN THE COMMUNITYCopy !req
271. AND ANOTHER
TO VIOLENCE PERPETRATEDCopy !req
272. BY ONE COMMUNITY UPON ANOTHER?Copy !req
273. SORRY, BUT MY CLIENT
HAS BECOME PRETENTIOUS.Copy !req
274. I WILL SAY
IN HIS DEFENSE, THOUGH...Copy !req
275. SIR, WE HAVEN'T FINISHED
THE PROSECUTION!Copy !req
276. SHUT UP!Copy !req
277. I'M IN CHARGE
OF THIS COURT.Copy !req
278. STAND UP!Copy !req
279. SIT DOWN!Copy !req
280. GO MOO!Copy !req
281. SEE?Copy !req
282. RIGHT, NOW, ON
WITH THE PIXIE HATSCopy !req
283. AND ORDER IN
THE SKATING VICAR!Copy !req
284. AND...Copy !req
285. COMING TO THIS CINEMA SOON...Copy !req
286. THE TENDER, COMPASSIONATE STORYCopy !req
287. OF ONE MAN'S LOVE
FOR ANOTHER MAN IN DRAG.Copy !req
288. THRILL TO THE EXCITEMENT OF
A NIGHT EMISSION OVER GERMANYCopy !req
289. WHEN THE PILOT, JENNIFER,
HAS TO CHOOSECopy !req
290. BETWEEN HIS SECRET LOVE
FOR LOUISCopy !req
291. THE HOT-BLOODEDLY
BISEXUAL NAVIGATORCopy !req
292. AND ANDY, THE REAR GUNNERCopy !req
293. WHO, THOUGH QUITE
ASSERTIVE WITH GIRLSCopy !req
294. TENDS TO TAKE
THE SUBMISSIVE ROLECopy !req
295. IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN.Copy !req
296. AND SENSATIONAL MEXICAN STARLET
ROSETTA NIXONCopy !req
297. PLAYS THE HEAD OF BOMBER COMMANDCopy !req
298. WHOSE PASSION FOR SEA BIRDS
ENDS IN TRAGEDY.Copy !req
299. WITH GINGER, AS THE HALF-MAN,
HALF-WOMAN PARROTCopy !req
300. WHOSE UNNATURAL INSTINCTSCopy !req
301. BROUGHT FORBIDDEN LOVE
TO THE AVIARY.Copy !req
302. AND ROGER AS PIP, THE HALF-
PARROT, HALF-MAN, HALF-WOMANCopy !req
303. THREE-QUARTER BADGER,
EX-BIGAMIST NEGRO PREACHERCopy !req
304. FOR WHOM BAN JO-PLAYING
WAS VERY DIFFICULT.Copy !req
305. AND HE NEVER MASTERED ITCopy !req
306. ALTHOUGH HE TOOK SEVERAL COURSES
AND WENT TO BAN JO COLLEGE, UH...Copy !req
307. AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
308. DON'T MISS IT!Copy !req
309. COMING TO YOUR CINEMA SOON.Copy !req
310. ONLY FIVE MINUTES
FROM THIS RESTAURANT.Copy !req
311. BUT NOW...Copy !req
312. IT'S...Copy !req
313. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
314. and A&E TELEVISION NETWORKS]Copy !req
315. BLOODY REPEATS!Copy !req
316. YES, REPEATS
OR WAR FILMS.Copy !req
317. IT REALLY
MAKES YOU WANT
TO MICTURATE.Copy !req
318. PEOPLE ON
TELEVISION TREATCopy !req
319. THE GENERAL PUBLIC
LIKE IDIOTS.Copy !req
320. WELL, WE ARE IDIOTS.Copy !req
321. OH, NO WE ARE NOT!Copy !req
322. WELL, I AM.Copy !req
323. HOW DO YOU KNOW
YOU'RE AN IDIOT?Copy !req
324. OH, I CAN SHOW YOU.Copy !req
325. HOW?Copy !req
326. LOOK.Copy !req
327. OOH!Copy !req
328. OOH, WEE! OOH, WEE!Copy !req
329. YOU SEE, THE PUBLIC
ARE IDIOTS.Copy !req
330. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHOW THEM
THE LAST FIVE MILES OF THE M2.Copy !req
331. THEY'D WATCH IT, EH?Copy !req
332. AT LAST, THEY
DONE BEEN PUT ONCopy !req
333. SOMETHING
INTERESTING.Copy !req
334. OH, MOST
INTERESTING.Copy !req
335. OUR FIGURES SHOW
CONCLUSIVELYCopy !req
336. THAT THESE MOTORWAYS ARE
EXTREMELY POPULAR.Copy !req
337. I MEAN, LAST TIME
WE SHOWED A REPEATCopy !req
338. OF THE LEICESTER
BYPASSSCopy !req
339. OUR RATINGS GAVE US 97,300,912
AND ITV NOUGHT.Copy !req
340. SO I DO FEEL THAT WE OUGHT TO
GIVE "B" ROADS THEIR OWN SERIES.Copy !req
341. I'M SORRY, WE JUST CAN'T
GIVE YOU A BIGGER BUDGET.Copy !req
342. BUDGIE?Copy !req
343. NO, HE'S
LEFT.Copy !req
344. OH, OH.
WHY NOT?Copy !req
345. WE'RE ONLY ONE SLICE
OF THE CAKE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
346. WOULDN'T MIND
A SLICE OF CAKECopy !req
347. NICE CHOCOLATE CAKE...
DELICIOUS.Copy !req
348. I HAD A BUDGIE ONCE,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
349. LOVELY LITTLE BUDGIE,
AMUSING LITTLE CHAP.Copy !req
350. HE USED TO STICK
HIS HEAD IN A BELL.Copy !req
351. WHAT WAS HIS NAME, NOW?Copy !req
352. JOEY,
UH...Copy !req
353. KENNEDY?Copy !req
354. XERXES?Copy !req
355. WE COULD
REPEAT THEM.Copy !req
356. REHEAT THEM?Copy !req
357. NO,
REPEAT THEM.Copy !req
358. YOU DON'T REHEAT CAKES...Copy !req
359. NOT CHOCOLATE CAKES.Copy !req
360. WHAT, REPEAT
THE CAKES?Copy !req
361. MR. HEATH!Copy !req
362. WHAT!Copy !req
363. THAT WAS
THE NAME OF
THE BUDGIE.Copy !req
364. GOOD LORD,
THE BAR'S OPEN.Copy !req
365. OH!
OH!
OH!Copy !req
366. GREAT OFF!Copy !req
367. OH, NO.
NO IT ISN'T.Copy !req
368. I WAS LOOKING
AT THE LITTLE HANDCopy !req
369. THAT GOES ROUND
AWFULLY FAST.Copy !req
370. BLAST!
BLAST!Copy !req
371. I'VE
GOT IT.Copy !req
372. WE CAN RETITLE THE REPEATS.Copy !req
373. WHAT?Copy !req
374. GIVE THEM
DIFFERENT
NAMES?Copy !req
375. WOULDN'T THAT MEAN
RETITLING THEM?Copy !req
376. BRILLIANT!Copy !req
377. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
378. ALL WE NEED IS
NEW TITLESCopy !req
379. AND THEY MUST
BE DAMNED NEW.Copy !req
380. HOW ABOUT DAD'S NAVY?Copy !req
381. HMM, GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
382. UP YOUR MOTHER NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
383. EVEN BETTER.Copy !req
384. DOCTOR AT BEE!Copy !req
385. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
386. SOMEONE'S KNOCKING
AT THE DOOR.Copy !req
387. QUITE LIKE IT.Copy !req
388. BIT LONG, THOUGH,
I THINK.Copy !req
389. FAR TOO LONG.Copy !req
390. I MARRIED
LUCY.Copy !req
391. OH, HASN'T THAT
BEEN DONE?Copy !req
392. OH, YES,
A LONG
TIME AGO.Copy !req
393. BUT THEY'D
NEVER
REMEMBER IT.Copy !req
394. DOCTOR AT THREE.Copy !req
395. I THINK SOMEONE'SCopy !req
396. KNOCKING
AT THE DOOR.Copy !req
397. WELL, THAT'S
EVEN LONGER.Copy !req
398. I MARRIED
A TREE.Copy !req
399. AND MOTHER
MAKES TREE.Copy !req
400. DOCTOR
AT CAKE.Copy !req
401. LOOK, I'M NOT
ABSOLUTELY CERTAINCopy !req
402. BUT, WELL, I DO RATHER
GET THE IMPRESSIONCopy !req
403. THAT THERE IS SOMEONE
ACTUALLY KNOCKINGCopy !req
404. AT THE DOOR
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.Copy !req
405. THAT'S RIDICULOUS...
HALF THE PROGRAM GONE.Copy !req
406. STOP LENGTHENING IT!Copy !req
407. I MARRIED A CAKE.Copy !req
408. I MARRIED THREE
RABBIT JELLY MOLDS.Copy !req
409. PREFER "CAKE,"
ESPECIALLY CHOCKY CAKE.Copy !req
410. OPEN THE
SODDING DOOR!Copy !req
411. NO, NO. YOU CAN'T SAY
"SODDING" ON TELEVISION.Copy !req
412. NO, NO.Copy !req
413. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO KNOCK.Copy !req
414. SORRY, SIR, BUT THERE'S
TROUBLE AT STUDIO FIVE.Copy !req
415. YOU'RE IN SECURITY,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
416. YES, SIR.Copy !req
417. WELL, YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWEDCopy !req
418. TO SUGGEST
PROGRAM TITLES.Copy !req
419. SIR, IT'S THE
WORLD WAR SERIESCopy !req
420. IN STUDIO FIVE.Copy !req
421. THEY'RE NOT TAKING IT
SERIOUSLY ANYMORE.Copy !req
422. YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWEDCopy !req
423. TO SUGGEST
PROGRAM TITLES!Copy !req
424. LOOK!Copy !req
425. OW! MIND ME
WAR WOUND!Copy !req
426. THAT'S IT!
THAT'S THE ONE!Copy !req
427. VERY GOOD TITLE!Copy !req
428. VERY GOOD!
GREAT.Copy !req
429. MIND ME
WAR WOUND.
BRILLIANT.Copy !req
430. GOD! BLOODY WORLD WAR II SERIES!Copy !req
431. I HATE THEM!Copy !req
432. OH, OH, IT'S A SHAME, MATER...
DAMNED PREDICTABLE.Copy !req
433. JUST LIKE BLOODY...Copy !req
434. DAY AFTER DAY
AFTER DAY AFTER DAY!Copy !req
435. UGH!Copy !req
436. OH, EVENING STARCopy !req
437. IF ONLY WE COULD HAVE
A DECENT DAY TOMORROW.Copy !req
438. OH! THIS WEATHER'S SO WRETCHED
AND AWFUL AND FILTHY AND...Copy !req
439. WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
440. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING?Copy !req
441. NOW I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP!Copy !req
442. WHAT... WHAT ARE THEY DOING?Copy !req
443. HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
444. WHAT WAS IT?Copy !req
445. WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
446. OH... OH, I CAN'T STAND IT!Copy !req
447. ALL RIGHT! THAT DOES IT!
THAT DOES IT!Copy !req
448. I'M GOING TO GET OUT...Copy !req
449. WHAT A LOVELY DAY!Copy !req
450. OH, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO...Copy !req
451. I SAY.Copy !req
452. YES, DADDY?Copy !req
453. CROQUET HOOPS
LOOK DAMN PRETTYCopy !req
454. THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
455. FRIGHTFULLY
DAMN PRETTY.Copy !req
456. THEY'RE
COMING ALONGCopy !req
457. AWFULLY WELL
THIS YEAR.Copy !req
458. YES, BETTER THANCopy !req
459. YOUR AUNT LAVINIA'S
CROQUET HOOPS.Copy !req
460. OH, DREADFUL
TIN THINGS.Copy !req
461. I DID TELL
HER TO STICK
TO WOOD.Copy !req
462. YES, YOU CAN'T BEAT WOOD.Copy !req
463. GORN...Copy !req
464. WHAT'S GORN, DEAR?Copy !req
465. NOTHING, NOTHING.Copy !req
466. NO, I JUST LIKE THE WORD.Copy !req
467. IT GIVES ME CONFIDENCE.Copy !req
468. GORN...Copy !req
469. GORN... IT'S GOT
A SORT OF WOODY
QUALITY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
470. GORN...Copy !req
471. GORN...Copy !req
472. MUCH BETTER THAN
NEWSPAPER OR LITTER BIN.Copy !req
473. FRIGHTFUL WORDS.Copy !req
474. PERFECTLY DREADFUL.Copy !req
475. NEWSPAPER...
LITTER BIN.Copy !req
476. DREADFUL TINNY
SORT OF WORDS.Copy !req
477. TIN, TIN, TIN.Copy !req
478. OH, DEAR...Copy !req
479. DON'T SAY "TIN"
TO REBECCA.Copy !req
480. YOU KNOW HOW
IT UPSETS HER.Copy !req
481. OH, SORRY,
OLD HORSE.Copy !req
482. SAUSAGE.Copy !req
483. SAUSAGE!Copy !req
484. THERE'S A GOOD WOODY
SORT OF WORD, SAUSAGE.Copy !req
485. GORN...Copy !req
486. ANTELOPE!Copy !req
487. WHERE?
ON THE LAWN?Copy !req
488. NO, NO, DADDY...
JUST THE WORD.Copy !req
489. DON'T WANT AN ANTELOPE
NIBBLING THE HOOPS.Copy !req
490. NO, NO, AN-TEL-OPE.Copy !req
491. SORT OF NICE AND WOODY
TYPE OF THING.Copy !req
492. DON'T THINK SO,
BECKY, OLD CHAP.Copy !req
493. NO, NO.Copy !req
494. ANTELOPE,
ANTELOPE.Copy !req
495. TINNY SORT OF WORD.Copy !req
496. OH! SORRY, OLD MAN.Copy !req
497. REALLY,
MANSFIELD.Copy !req
498. WELL, SHE'S GOT
TO COME TO TERMSCopy !req
499. WITH THESE THINGS.Copy !req
500. SEEMLY.Copy !req
501. PRODDING.Copy !req
502. VACUUM.Copy !req
503. LEAP.Copy !req
504. OH! HATE LEAP.Copy !req
505. PERFECTLY DREADFUL.Copy !req
506. SORT OF P.V.C.
SORT OF WORD,
DON'T YOU KNOW?Copy !req
507. LOWER-MIDDLE.Copy !req
508. BOUND.Copy !req
509. NOW YOU'RE TALKING.Copy !req
510. BOUND.Copy !req
511. VOLE.Copy !req
512. RECIDIVIST.Copy !req
513. BIT TINNY.Copy !req
514. OH, SORRY,
BECKY OLD BEAST.Copy !req
515. OH, DEAR, I SUPPOSECopy !req
516. SHE'LL BE GORN
FOR A FEW DAYS NOW.Copy !req
517. CARIBOU!Copy !req
518. SPLENDID WORD!Copy !req
519. NO, DEAR...
NIBBLING THE HOOPS.Copy !req
520. OH!Copy !req
521. CARIBOU GORN.Copy !req
522. INTERCOURSE.Copy !req
523. LATER, DEAR.Copy !req
524. NO, NO.Copy !req
525. THE WORD "INTERCOURSE,"
GOOD AND WOODY.Copy !req
526. INTERCOURSE...Copy !req
527. PERT...
PERT THIGHS.Copy !req
528. BODY, BODY, BODY.Copy !req
529. EROGENOUS ZONE...Copy !req
530. OH, CONCUBINE!Copy !req
531. EROGENOUS ZONE...Copy !req
532. LOOSE WOMAN.Copy !req
533. EROGENOUS ZONE...Copy !req
534. OH!Copy !req
535. OH, THANK YOU, DEAR.Copy !req
536. YOU KNOW, IT'S
A FUNNY THING, DEAR.Copy !req
537. ALL THE NAUGHTY WORDS
SOUND WOODY.Copy !req
538. REALLY, DEAR?Copy !req
539. HOW ABOUT "TIT"?Copy !req
540. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
541. I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
542. TIT, TIT.Copy !req
543. OH, THAT'S VERY
TINNY, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
544. TIT, TIT.Copy !req
545. UGH! TINNY, TINNY.Copy !req
546. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
547. OCELOT.Copy !req
548. WASP.Copy !req
549. YOWLING.Copy !req
550. OH, DEAR, I'M BORED.Copy !req
551. I'D BETTER GO AND HAVE
A BATH, I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
552. OH, REALLY,
MUST YOU DEAR?Copy !req
553. YOU'VE HAD NINE TODAY.Copy !req
554. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SACK
ONE OF THE SERVANTS.Copy !req
555. SIMKINS!Copy !req
556. NASTY TINNY
SORT OF NAME.Copy !req
557. SIMKINS!Copy !req
558. I SAY, MATER, CABBAGE CRATES
COMING OVER THE BRINY.Copy !req
559. SORRY, DEAR,
DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
560. UH, COW CATCHERS
CREEPING UPCopy !req
561. ON THE CONNING TOWERS.Copy !req
562. NO, SORRY, OLD SPORT.Copy !req
563. UM... CARIBOU NIBBLING
AT THE CROQUET HOOPS.Copy !req
564. YES, MANSFIELD SHOT ONE
IN THE ANTLERS.Copy !req
565. OH, JOLLY GOOD SHOW.Copy !req
566. IS, UH, IS BECCA ABOUT?Copy !req
567. NO, SHE'S GORN OFF.Copy !req
568. WHAT A SUPER WOODY SORT
OF PHRASE, "GORN OFF."Copy !req
569. YES, SHE'S GORN OFFCopy !req
570. BECAUSE MANSFIELD
SAID "TIN" TO HER.Copy !req
571. OH, WHAT ROTTEN LUCK.Copy !req
572. OH, WELL, WHOLE
AFTERNOON TO KILL.Copy !req
573. BETTER HAVE A BATH,
I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
574. OH, GERVAISE,
DO SING ME A SONG.Copy !req
575. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
576. SOMETHING WOODY.Copy !req
577. OH, CRIKEY!Copy !req
578. THE OLD SONG'S
FINISHED HER OFF.Copy !req
579. WHAT'S URP?Copy !req
580. OH, I'M AFRAID MRS. VERMIN JONESCopy !req
581. APPEARS TO HAVE PASSED ORN.Copy !req
582. DEAD, IS SHE?Copy !req
583. AFRAID SO.Copy !req
584. WHAT A BLOW FOR HER.Copy !req
585. WHAT I WANT
TO KNOWCopy !req
586. MRS. ELIZABETH IIICopy !req
587. IS WHY
THEY SHOW US
CRAP LIKE THISCopy !req
588. WHEN THERE'S BITS
OF THE LEICESTER
BYPASSCopy !req
589. THAT HAVE NEVER
BEEN SHOWN.Copy !req
590. BISKWIT?Copy !req
591. OH! THANK YOU.Copy !req
592. Appearing on the M2 were...Copy !req
593. Bloody repeats!Copy !req
594. BLOODY REPEATS!Copy !req
595. YES, REPEATS
OR WAR FILMSCopy !req
596. MAKES YOU WANT
TO MICTURATE.Copy !req
597. Hello and welcome
to Show Jumping...Copy !req
598. OH, MOTO-CROSS!Copy !req
599. OH, GOOD.Copy !req
600. JUST ABOUT TO GO INTO
A JUMP-OFF AGAINST THE CLOCK.Copy !req
601. THE SLIGHT PAUSE IS
FOR THE STEWARDSCopy !req
602. WHO ARE REPAIRING
THE SOUND OF MUSIC.Copy !req
603. CAPTAIN PHILLIPS ON 'STREWTH
JUST CAUGHT ONE OF THE NUNSCopy !req
604. AT THE VERY START OF WHAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A FINE CLEAR ROUND.Copy !req
605. IT'S A FORMIDABLE OBSTACLE,
THIS SOUND OF MUSIC...Copy !req
606. EIGHT NUNS HIGH... BUT
THEY'RE READY NOW AND SINGING.Copy !req
607. AND THERE'S THE BELL.Copy !req
608. SHE'S GOT 1:07 SECONDS TO BEATCopy !req
609. BUT SHE NEEDS
A CLEAR ROUND TO WIN.Copy !req
610. AS SHE COMES TOWARDS
THE SOUND OF MUSIC...Copy !req
611. QUITE EXCITING.Copy !req
612. HMM.Copy !req
613. BEAUTIFULLY TAKEN.Copy !req
614. AND NOW SHE NEEDS
TO PICK UP SPEEDCopy !req
615. FOR OKLAHOMA,
BUT NOT TOO MUCH.Copy !req
616. THIS IS WHERE ALAN JONES
KNOCKED DOWN POOR JUDD...Copy !req
617. YOU NOTICE HOWCopy !req
618. WE NEVER ACTUALLY
SEE THE HORSES JUMP?Copy !req
619. SHE'S TAKEN IT SUPERBLY,
SUPERB SHOW JUMPING.Copy !req
620. AND SHE'S COMING UP TO THE BLACK
AND WHITE MINSTREL SHOW.Copy !req
621. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
622. SHE'S TAKEN IT!Copy !req
623. SHE'S OVER THE MINSTRELS.Copy !req
624. SHE JUST FLICKED
LESLIE CROWTHER WITH HER TAILCopy !req
625. BUT THE TIME'S GOOD.Copy !req
626. AND NOW SHE TURNS BEFORE
COMING INTO THE FINAL JUMP.Copy !req
627. THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.Copy !req
628. IT'S BEN HUR... 46 CHARIOTS,
6,000 SPECTATORS, 400 SLAVESCopy !req
629. LION-HANDLERS...Copy !req
630. I BET WE DON'T
SEE THIS ONE.Copy !req
631. NO.Copy !req
632. WE INTERRUPT SHOW JUMPING
TO BRING YOU A NEWS FLASH.Copy !req
633. THE SECOND WORLD WAR HAS NOW
ENTERED A SENTIMENTAL STAGE.Copy !req
634. THIS MORNING
ON THE ARDENNES FRONTCopy !req
635. THE GERMANS STARTED
SPOONING AT DAWNCopy !req
636. BUT THE BRITISH
FIFTH ARMY RESPONDEDCopy !req
637. BY GAZING DEEP INTO THEIR EYESCopy !req
638. AND THE GERMANS ARE NOW REPORTED
TO HAVE GONE ALL COY.Copy !req