1. IN THE MODERN BRITAIN,
UNITED UNDER A GREAT LEADERCopy !req
2. IT'S THE HOUSEWIVES OF BRITAIN
WHO ARE GETTING THINGS MOVING.Copy !req
3. HERE, A COACH LOAD OF
LOVELY LADIES ARE ON THEIR WAYCopy !req
4. TO SPEED UP PRODUCTION
IN A CAR FACTORY.Copy !req
5. AND HERE WE ARE, BOYS,
IT'S THE NO-HURRY BRIGADECopy !req
6. HANGING AROUND
FOR ENDLESS OVERTIME.Copy !req
7. AND JUST WATCH THESE GALLANT
GIRLS GO INTO ACTION.Copy !req
8. NOT WORKING FAST ENOUGH?Copy !req
9. WELL, THERE'S
AN ANSWER FOR THAT.Copy !req
10. YES, THIS IS CERTAINLY
THE WAY TO SPEED UP PRODUCTION.Copy !req
11. THIS IS THE RECIPE FOR
INCREASED PRODUCTIVITYCopy !req
12. TO MEET THE THREAT
OF THOSE NASTY FOREIGNERSCopy !req
13. WHEN BRITAIN TAKES
HER NATURAL PLACECopy !req
14. AT THE HEAD
OF THE BRITISH COMMON MARKET.Copy !req
15. AND HOW'S THIS FOR A WAY
TO BEAT STRIKERS?Copy !req
16. THOSE SPOTTY CONTINENTAL BOYSCopy !req
17. WILL SOON HAVE TO LOOK OUT
FOR MRS. BRITAIN.Copy !req
18. AND TALKING OF WINDMILLSCopy !req
19. THESE GIRLS AREN'T AFRAID TO
TILT AT THE PERMISSIVE SOCIETY.Copy !req
20. BUSINESS IS BOOMING
IN THE SO-CALLED ARTSCopy !req
21. BUT TWO CAN PLAY
AT THAT GAME, CHUM.Copy !req
22. AND IT'S NOT JUST THE MODERN
SO-CALLED PLASTIC ARTSCopy !req
23. THAT GET THE CLEAN-UP TREATMENT.Copy !req
24. DESDEMONA...Copy !req
25. COME ON, DEARS!Copy !req
26. AND THOSE CONTINENTALS
HAD BETTER WATCH OUTCopy !req
27. FOR THEIR DIRTY
FOREIGN LITERATURE.Copy !req
28. JEAN-PAUL SARTRE AND JEAN GENET
WON'T KNOW WHAT'S HIT THEM.Copy !req
29. NEVER MIND THE FOULNESS
OF THEIR LANGUAGE...Copy !req
30. COME '73, THEY'LL ALL
HAVE TO WRITE IN BRITISH.Copy !req
31. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FASTIDIOUS
CONTINENTAL BIDETS, MRS. FOREIGNER...Copy !req
32. MRS. BRITAIN KNOWS
HOW TO KEEP HER FEET CLEAN.Copy !req
33. BUT SHE'LL BATTLE
LIKE BINGO, BOYSCopy !req
34. WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING
THE TV SCREEN CLEAN.Copy !req
35. BETTER WATCH OUT FOR
THOSE NASTY CONTINENTAL SHOWSCopy !req
36. ON THE SNEAKY SECOND CHANNEL.Copy !req
37. BUT APART FROM ATTACKINGCopy !req
38. THAT PRURIENT HOTBED
OF LEFT-WING CONTINENTALISMCopy !req
39. AT SHEPHERDS BUSHCopy !req
40. WHAT ELSE DO THESE
ORDINARY MUMS THINK?Copy !req
41. DO THEY ACCEPT HEGELIANISM?Copy !req
42. NO!Copy !req
43. DO THEY PREFER
LEIBNITZ TO WITTGENSTEIN?Copy !req
44. NO! NO!Copy !req
45. AND WHERE DO
THEY STAND ON YOUNG PEOPLE?Copy !req
46. JUST HERE, DEAR.Copy !req
47. THEIR POWER IS GROWING DAILYCopy !req
48. AND WHEN THESE GIRLS
ROLL THEIR SLEEVES UPCopy !req
49. IT'S ARMS ALL THE WAY.Copy !req
50. YES, THIS IS THE WAY TO FIGHTCopy !req
51. THE CONSTANT WAR
AGAINST PORNOGRAPHY.Copy !req
52. AND NOW...Copy !req
53. IT'S...Copy !req
54. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS.Copy !req
55. DOCTOR!Copy !req
56. DOCTOR!Copy !req
57. DOCTOR!Copy !req
58. DOCTOR!Copy !req
59. DOCTOR!Copy !req
60. DOCTOR!Copy !req
61. DOCTOR!Copy !req
62. DOCTOR!Copy !req
63. DOCTOR!Copy !req
64. WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?Copy !req
65. HELLO!Copy !req
66. ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?Copy !req
67. HELLO!Copy !req
68. ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?Copy !req
69. NO!Copy !req
70. NO, I AM NOT
THE BRAIN SPECIALIST.Copy !req
71. NO, NO, I AM NOT!Copy !req
72. YES! YES, I AM!Copy !req
73. MY BRAIN HURTS!Copy !req
74. WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT IT, MR. GUMBY.Copy !req
75. NO, NO, NO...Copy !req
76. MY BRAIN IN MY HEAD.Copy !req
77. OH!Copy !req
78. IT'LL HAVE TO COME OUT.Copy !req
79. OUT... OF MY HEAD?Copy !req
80. YES! ALL THE BITS OF IT.Copy !req
81. NURSE!Copy !req
82. NURSE!Copy !req
83. NURSE!Copy !req
84. NURSE!Copy !req
85. NURSE, TAKE MR. GUMBY
TO A... BRAIN SURGEON.Copy !req
86. YES, DOCTOR.Copy !req
87. WHERE'S THE LANCET?Copy !req
88. HE'S BRILLIANT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
89. WHERE'S THE BLOODY LANCET?Copy !req
90. MY BRAIN HURTS, TOO.Copy !req
91. GLOVES...Copy !req
92. GLASSES...Copy !req
93. MOUSTACHE...Copy !req
94. HANDKERCHIEF...Copy !req
95. I'M GOING TO OPERATE!Copy !req
96. OPERATE, OPERATE...Copy !req
97. GET BITS
OF BRAIN!Copy !req
98. GET BITS OF BRAIN!Copy !req
99. HELLO!Copy !req
100. OH!Copy !req
101. OH!Copy !req
102. WE FORGOT
THE ANESTHETIC!Copy !req
103. ANESTHETIC!Copy !req
104. ANESTHETIC!Copy !req
105. ANESTHETIC!Copy !req
106. ANESTHETIC!Copy !req
107. I'VE COME TO
ANESTHETIZE YOU!Copy !req
108. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
109. TONIGHT I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT... OH, UH...Copy !req
110. EXCUSE ME, THIS IS ALL WRONG.Copy !req
111. ONE MOMENT.Copy !req
112. HELLO, AGAIN.Copy !req
113. AS I WAS SAYING...Copy !req
114. AH, OH, WAIT, THIS IS
STILL NOT QUITE RIGHT.Copy !req
115. SORRY.Copy !req
116. NO, NO, SORRY, NO, NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
117. AH, THIS IS BETTER.Copy !req
118. NOW, TONIGHT I WANT TO LOOK
AT THE MEANING OF LIFE...Copy !req
119. OH! OW! OH! OH!Copy !req
120. NO, NO, NO...Copy !req
121. NO, NO, PLEASE!Copy !req
122. HMM, AH, WELL...Copy !req
123. THIS'LL DO NICELY.Copy !req
124. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
125. TONIGHT I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOUCopy !req
126. ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFECopy !req
127. IN THE CONTEXT OF...Copy !req
128. The 9:00 news,
which was to have followedCopy !req
129. has been canceled tonightCopy !req
130. so we can bring you
the quarterfinalsCopy !req
131. of the All-Essex
Badminton Championship.Copy !req
132. Your commentator as usual
is Edna O'Brien.Copy !req
133. Hullo, fans.Copy !req
134. Begorra, an' to be sure
there's some fine badmintonCopy !req
135. down there in Essex
this afternoon.Copy !req
136. We really...Copy !req
137. HMM.Copy !req
138. GEORGE?Copy !req
139. YES, GLADYS?Copy !req
140. THERE'S A MAN HERE
WITH A MOUSTACHE.Copy !req
141. I ALREADY GOT ONE.Copy !req
142. ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHTCopy !req
143. WHAT'S HE WANT,
THEN?Copy !req
144. HE SAYS, DO WE WANTCopy !req
145. A DOCUMENTARY
ON MOLLUSKS?Copy !req
146. MOLLUSKS?Copy !req
147. YES!Copy !req
148. WHAT'S HE MEAN,
"MOLLUSKS"?Copy !req
149. MOLLUSKS!Copy !req
150. GASTROPODS, LAMELLIBRANCHS,
CEPHALOPODS!Copy !req
151. OH, MOLLUSKS.Copy !req
152. I THOUGHT
YOU SAID "BACON."Copy !req
153. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
154. WHAT'S HE
CHARGE, THEN?Copy !req
155. IT'S FREE.Copy !req
156. OH! WHERE DOES HE
WANT US TO SIT?Copy !req
157. HE SAYS YES!Copy !req
158. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
159. TONIGHT, MOLLUSKS.Copy !req
160. THE MOLLUSK IS A SOFT-BODIED,
UNSEGMENTED INVERTEBRATE ANIMALCopy !req
161. USUALLY PROTECTED
BY A LARGE SHELL.Copy !req
162. ONE OF THE MOST NUMEROUS
GROUPS OF INVERTEBRATESCopy !req
163. IT IS EXCEEDED
IN NUMBER OF SPECIESCopy !req
164. ONLY BY THE ARTHROPODS, VIZ...Copy !req
165. NOT VERY
INTERESTING, IS IT?Copy !req
166. WHAT?Copy !req
167. I WAS TALKING TO HIM.Copy !req
168. OH.Copy !req
169. ANYWAY, THE TYPICAL MOLLUSK,
VIZ A SNAIL...Copy !req
170. CONSISTS OF A PROMINENT
MUSCULAR PORTION...Copy !req
171. THE HEAD-FOOT...
A VISCERAL MASS AND A SHELLCopy !req
172. WHICH IS SECRETED BY
THE FREE EDGE OF THE MANTLE.Copy !req
173. DREADFUL, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
174. WHAT?Copy !req
175. I WAS TALKING TO HIM!Copy !req
176. OH... WELL, ANYWAY...Copy !req
177. IN SOME MOLLUSKS, HOWEVER,
VIZ, SLUGSCopy !req
178. THE SHELL IS ABSENT
OR RUDIMENTARY.Copy !req
179. SWITCH HIM OFF.Copy !req
180. WHEREAS IN OTHERS,
VIZ CEPHALOPODSCopy !req
181. THE HEAD-FOOT
IS GREATLY MODIFIEDCopy !req
182. AND FORMS TENTACLES,
VIZ THE SQUID.Copy !req
183. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?Copy !req
184. SWITCHING YOU OFF.Copy !req
185. DON'T YOU
LIKE IT?Copy !req
186. OH, IT'S DREADFUL.Copy !req
187. EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
188. IS IT?Copy !req
189. YES, IT'S PERFECTLY AWFUL.Copy !req
190. DISGRACEFUL!Copy !req
191. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT
THE NERVE TO PUT IT ON.Copy !req
192. IT'S SO BORING.Copy !req
193. WELL, IT'S NOT MUCH
OF A SUBJECT, IS IT?Copy !req
194. BE FAIR.Copy !req
195. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
GEORGE?Copy !req
196. GIVE HIM ANOTHER 20 SECONDS.Copy !req
197. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
198. ANYWAY, THE MAJORITY OF MOLLUSKSCopy !req
199. ARE INCLUDEDCopy !req
200. THE GASTROPODS,
THE LAMELLIBRANCHSCopy !req
201. AND THE CEPHALOPODS.Copy !req
202. WE KNOW THAT!Copy !req
203. HOWEVER, WHAT IS
MORE INTERESTINGCopy !req
204. IS THE, UH...
MOLLUSK'S, UH...Copy !req
205. SEX LIFE.Copy !req
206. OH!Copy !req
207. YES, THE MOLLUSK IS A
RANDY LITTLE FELLOWCopy !req
208. WHOSE PRIMITIVE BRAIN
SCARCELY STRAYSCopy !req
209. FROM THE SUBJECT
OF YOU-KNOW-WHAT.Copy !req
210. DISGUSTING!Copy !req
211. OUGHT NOT
TO BE ALLOWED.Copy !req
212. THE RANDIEST OF THE GASTROPODSCopy !req
213. IS THE LIMPET.Copy !req
214. THIS HOT-BLOODED LITTLE BEASTCopy !req
215. WITH ITS TENTLIKE SHELL
IS ALWAYS ON THE JOB.Copy !req
216. ITS EXTRAMARITAL
ACTIVITIESCopy !req
217. ARE SOMETHING STARTLING.Copy !req
218. FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THE FEMALE LIMPETCopy !req
219. FINDS THE TIME
TO ADHERE TO THE ROCK FACE.Copy !req
220. HOW AM I DOING?Copy !req
221. DISGUSTING.Copy !req
222. BUT MORE INTERESTING.Copy !req
223. OH, YES.Copy !req
224. ANOTHER LOOSE-LIVING GASTROPOD
IS THE PERIWINKLE.Copy !req
225. THIS SHAMELESS LITTLE LIBERTINECopy !req
226. WITH ITS CHARACTERISTIC
VENTRAL LOCOMOTION...Copy !req
227. IS NOT THE MARRYING KIND...Copy !req
228. "ANYWHERE, ANYTIME"
IS ITS MOTTO.Copy !req
229. UP WITH THE SHELL
AND THEY'RE AT IT.Copy !req
230. WHAT ABOUT THE LAMELLIBRANCHS?Copy !req
231. I'M COMING TO THEM.Copy !req
232. THE GREAT SCALLOP...Copy !req
233. THIS TATTY, SCROFULOUS
OLD RAPISTCopy !req
234. IS SECOND IN DEPRAVITY
ONLY TO THE COMMON CLAM.Copy !req
235. THIS LATTER IS A RIGHT WHORE!Copy !req
236. A HARLOT,
A TROLLOPCopy !req
237. A CYNICAL, BED-HOPPING,
FIRM-BREASTEDCopy !req
238. RABELAISIAN
BIT OF SEAFOODCopy !req
239. THAT MAKES FANNY HILL
LOOK LIKE A DEAD POPE.Copy !req
240. AND FINALLY AMONG THE
LAMELLIBRANCH BIVALVESCopy !req
241. THAT MOST DEPRAVED OF THE WHOLE
SUBSPECIES, THE WHELK.Copy !req
242. THE WHELK IS NOTHING BUT
A HOMOSEXUAL OF THE WORST KIND.Copy !req
243. THIS GAY BOY
OF THE GASTROPODSCopy !req
244. THIS QUEER CRUSTACEAN,
THIS MINCING MOLLUSKCopy !req
245. THIS SCREAMING, PRANCING,
LIMP-WRISTED QUEEN OF THE DEEPCopy !req
246. MAKES ME SICK.Copy !req
247. HAVE YOU GOT ONE?Copy !req
248. HERE!Copy !req
249. LET'S KILL IT.Copy !req
250. DISGUSTING!Copy !req
251. THERE,
THAT'LL TEACH IT.Copy !req
252. WELL, THANK YOU FOR
A VERY INTERESTING PROGRAM.Copy !req
253. OH, NOT AT ALL,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
254. YES, THAT WAS
VERY NICE.Copy !req
255. THANK YOU.Copy !req
256. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
257. AND GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
258. AND NOW A WORD
FROM THE MAN IN THE...Copy !req
259. STREET.Copy !req
260. ANYWAY...Copy !req
261. OOO...Copy !req
262. COOCHY, COOCHY, COOCHY...Copy !req
263. DEAR LITTLE FELLOW.Copy !req
264. LOOK AT THE TWINKLE IN HIS EYE.Copy !req
265. OH, HE'S A LITTLE DEAR,
ISN'T HE?Copy !req
266. YOU SHOULDN'T LET HIM
SUCK ON A DUMMY, MY DEAR.Copy !req
267. OH, MY GOD... NO!Copy !req
268. DON'T TOUCH IT!Copy !req
269. THE MINISTER FOR NOT
LISTENING TO PEOPLECopy !req
270. TOURED BATLEY TODAY
TO INVESTIGATE ALLEGATIONSCopy !req
271. OF VICTIMIZATION IN HOME-LOAN
IMPROVEMENT GRANTSCopy !req
272. MADE LAST WEEK
BY THE SHADOW-MINISTERCopy !req
273. FOR JUDGING PEOPLE
AT FIRST SIGHTCopy !req
274. TO BE MARGINALLY WORSE
THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.Copy !req
275. AT THE HOME OFFICE, THE MINISTER
FOR INSERTING HIMSELFCopy !req
276. IN BETWEEN CHAIRS AND WALLS
IN MEN'S CLUBSCopy !req
277. WAS AT HIS DESK
AFTER A SHORT ILLNESS.Copy !req
278. HE SPENT THE MORNING
DEALING WITH THE IRISH SITUATIONCopy !req
279. AND LATER IN THE DAY
HAD LONG DISCUSSIONSCopy !req
280. WITH THE MINISTER FOR RUNNING
UPSTAIRS TWO AT A TIMECopy !req
281. FLINGING THE DOOR OPENCopy !req
282. AND SAYING, "HA, HA,
CAUGHT YOU, MILDRED."Copy !req
283. IN THE COMMONS THERE WAS
ANOTHER DAY OF HEATED DEBATECopy !req
284. ON THE THIRD READING
OF THE TRADE PRACTICES BILL.Copy !req
285. MR. ROLAND PENROSECopy !req
286. THE UNDERSECRETARY FOR
MAKING DEEP GROWLING NOISES...Copy !req
287. LAUNCHED A BITTER
PERSONAL ATTACKCopy !req
288. ON THE EX-MINISTER FOR DELVING
DEEP INTO A BLACK SATIN BAGCopy !req
289. AND PRODUCING A TUBE
OF EUTHYMOL TOOTHPASTE.Copy !req
290. LATER IN THE DEBATECopy !req
291. THE JUNIOR MINISTER
FOR BEING FRIGHTENEDCopy !req
292. BY ANY KIND OF FARM MACHINERYCopy !req
293. CHALLENGED
THE UNDERSECRETARY OF STATECopy !req
294. FOR HIDING FROM TERENCE RATTIGANCopy !req
295. TO PRODUCE THE CURRENT YEAR'S
TRADING FIGURESCopy !req
296. AS SUPPLIED BY THE DEPARTMENT
OF STEALING PACKETS OF BANDAGESCopy !req
297. FROM THE SELF-SERVICE COUNTER
AT TIMOTHY WHITESCopy !req
298. AND SELLING THEM AGAIN
AT A CONSIDERABLE PROFIT.Copy !req
299. PARLIAMENT ROSE AT 11:30Copy !req
300. AND, CRAWLING ALONG A DARK
PASSAGEWAY INTO THE OLD RECTORYCopy !req
301. BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
TO THE SERVING HATCHCopy !req
302. PAINTED THE SPARE ROOMCopy !req
303. AND NEXT WEEKEND
I THINK THEY'LL BE ABLECopy !req
304. TO MAKE A START
ON THE BOYS' BEDROOM.Copy !req
305. WHILE AMY AND ROGER...
UP IN LONDON FOR TWO DAYS...Copy !req
306. GO TO SEE
THE MYSTERIOUS MR. GRENVILLE.Copy !req
307. HE IN TURN
HAS BEEN REVEALED BY D'ARCYCopy !req
308. AS SOMETHING LESS
THAN AN HONEST MAN.Copy !req
309. SYBIL FEELS ONCE AGAINCopy !req
310. A RESURGENCE
OF HER OLD AFFECTIONCopy !req
311. AND SHE AND BALREAU RETURNCopy !req
312. TO HER LITTLE HOUSE
IN CLERMONT-FERRAND...Copy !req
313. THE KIND OF TWO-UP,
TWO-DOWN HOUSECopy !req
314. THAT MOST FRENCH WORKERS...
AND, INDEED, MOST WORKERSCopy !req
315. THROUGHOUT THE EUROPEAN
COMMUNITY... ARE LIVING IN TODAY.Copy !req
316. THE EASE OF CONSTRUCTIONCopy !req
317. USING ON-SITE PREFABRICATION
FACILITIESCopy !req
318. MAKES CHEAP HOUSING A REALITY.Copy !req
319. THE WALLS OF THESE HOUSES
ARE LINEDCopy !req
320. WITH PRESTRESSED ASBESTOS, WHICH
KEEPS THE HOUSE WARM AND SNUGGLYCopy !req
321. AND EVER SO SAFE
FROM THE BIG BAD RABBITCopy !req
322. WHO CAN SCRATCH AND SCRATCH
FOR ALL HE'S WORTHCopy !req
323. BUT HE JUST CAN'T GET
INTO PORKY'S HOUSE.Copy !req
324. WHERE IS PORKY?Copy !req
325. HERE HE IS.Copy !req
326. WHAT A FUNNY LITTLE CHAP.Copy !req
327. BUT PORKY IS ONE
OF THE LUCKY ONES.Copy !req
328. HE SURVIVED THE URBAN UPHEAVAL
OF THE '30s AND '40s.Copy !req
329. FOR HIM, JARROW IS STILL
JUST A MEMORY.Copy !req
330. THE HUNGER MARCHES,
THE EAST END RIOTSCopy !req
331. THE COLLAPSE OF
THE LABOR GOVERNMENT IN 1931Copy !req
332. ARE DIM REMINDERS OF THE DAYSCopy !req
333. BEFORE A NEWFOUND AFFLUENCE
SWEPT THE LANDCopy !req
334. MAKING IT CLEAN AND TIDYCopy !req
335. AND MAKING ALL THE SHOPSCopy !req
336. LOVELY CHOO-CHOO TRAINS AND TOYSCopy !req
337. AND SHINY CARS THAT GO
"BRRM, BRRM, BRRM"Copy !req
338. AND EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY
AND SINGING ALL THE DAY LONGCopy !req
339. AND NOBODY SAW
THE BIG BAD RABBIT EVER AGAIN.Copy !req
340. BUT, OF COURSE,
IT'S ALL VERY EASYCopy !req
341. TO BLAME THE BIG BAD RABBITCopy !req
342. WHEN BY-ELECTIONS ARE GOING
AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
343. UT HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINKCopy !req
344. WE SHOULD REALLY
BE BLAMING OURSELVES?Copy !req
345. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHERE
WE OUGHT TO START LOOKING.Copy !req
346. HELLO... ALL THE ACTIVITY
YOU CAN SEE HERE IN PROGRESSCopy !req
347. IS PART OF THE INTRICATE...Copy !req
348. PREPARATIONS FOR THE BRITISH
NAVAL EXPEDITION TO LAKE PAHOE.Copy !req
349. THE LEADER OF THE EXPEDITION ISCopy !req
350. SIR JANE RUSSELL.Copy !req
351. SIR JANE, WHAT IS THE
PURPOSE OF YOUR EXPEDITION?Copy !req
352. WELL, THIS IS A COMPLETELY
UNCHARTED LAKECopy !req
353. WITH, LIKE, HITHERTO
UNCLASSIFIED MARINE LIFE, MANCopy !req
354. SO THE WHOLE SCENE'S WIDE OPEN
FOR A SCIENTIFIC EXPLORATION.Copy !req
355. ONE CAN SEE THE IMMENSE
AMOUNT OF PREPARATION INVOLVED.Copy !req
356. HAVE THERE BEEN
MANY DIFFICULTIESCopy !req
357. IN SETTING UP THIS VENTURE?Copy !req
358. WELL, THE REAL HANG-UP
WAS WITH THE BREAD, MANCopy !req
359. BUT WHEN THE TOP-BRASS PIGS
CAME THROUGHCopy !req
360. WE GOT IT TOGETHER
IN A COUPLE OF MOONS.Copy !req
361. COMMODORE BETTY GRABLE,
WHO'S A REAL SUB-AQUA HEADCopy !req
362. HAS GOT IT TOGETHER DIVING-WISECopy !req
363. AND, LIKE, THE WHOLE GIG'S
BEEN A REAL GAS, MAN.Copy !req
364. THANK YOU.Copy !req
365. LIEUTENANT COMMANDER
DOROTHY LAMOUR.Copy !req
366. PIECES OF EIGHT.Copy !req
367. DOROTHY, YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF THE SECURITY AND LIAISONCopy !req
368. FOR THIS OPERATION.Copy !req
369. RIGHT ON.Copy !req
370. YOU'VE KEPT THIS ALL
VERY HUSH-HUSH SO FAR, SHIPMATE.Copy !req
371. YEAH, IT'S BEEN
REALLY HEAVY, MANCopy !req
372. WITH ALL THESE FREAKS
FROM THE FASCIST PRESSCopy !req
373. TRYING TO BLOW
THE WHOLE SCENE.Copy !req
374. THERE'S NO DOUBT
ABOUT ITCopy !req
375. THIS EXPEDITION
DOES HAVECopy !req
376. SOME RATHER UNUSUAL
ASPECTS, JIM LAD.Copy !req
377. FOR A START, WHY DO THE SENIOR
PERSONNEL ALL BEAR THE NAMESCopy !req
378. OF HOLLYWOOD FILM STARS
OF THE '40sCopy !req
379. AND FEMALE ONES AT THAT?Copy !req
380. SHIVER ME TIMBERS,
'TIS THE BLACK SPOTCopy !req
381. AND SECONDLY, I BE NOT AFRAID
OF THEE, BLIND PEW!Copy !req
382. WHY DO THEY TALK THIS
RATHER STRANGE, STILTEDCopy !req
383. UNDERGROUND JARGON?Copy !req
384. BELAY THE MAIN BRACE, SQUIRE
TRELAWNEY, THIS BE MY SHIP NOW!Copy !req
385. AH! A TRANQUILIZING
DART FIREDCopy !req
386. BY THE COWARDLY BBC
HEALTH DEPARTMENT DOGS.Copy !req
387. THEY'VE DONE FILLED ME FULL
OF CHLORPROMAZINE! DAMN!Copy !req
388. I'M SORRY ABOUT MY COLLEAGUE'S
RATHER UNCONVENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
389. THE NAVY'S
OUT OF SIGHT!Copy !req
390. COME TOGETHER
WITH THE R.N.Copy !req
391. IT REALLY IS SOMETHING
OTHER THAN ELSE.Copy !req
392. CAN YOU DIG IT, MAN?Copy !req
393. HELLO... I'M SORRY
ABOUT MY COLLEAGUE'SCopy !req
394. RATHER UNCONVENTIONAL
BEHAVIOR JUST NOWCopy !req
395. BUT THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN
TOO EASY FOR HIM RECENTLY...Copy !req
396. TROUBLE AT HOME...Copy !req
397. RATHER CONFIDENTIAL, SO I CAN'T
GIVE YOU ALL THE DETAILSCopy !req
398. INTERESTING THOUGH THEY ARE.Copy !req
399. THREE BOTTLES OF RUM WITH
HIS WEETABIX, AND SO FORTH.Copy !req
400. ANYWAY... APPARENTLY,
THE GIRL WASN'T EVEN...Copy !req
401. ANYWAY, THE ACTIVITY
YOU SEE BEHIND ME...Copy !req
402. IT'S THE MOTHER
I FEEL SORRY FOR.Copy !req
403. I'LL START AGAIN.Copy !req
404. THE ACTIVITY YOU SEE BEHIND ME
IS PART OF THE PREPARATIONSCopy !req
405. FOR THE NEW NAVAL EXPEDITION
TO LAKE PAHOE.Copy !req
406. THE MAN IN CHARGE
OF THIS EXPEDITION ISCopy !req
407. VICE ADMIRAL
SIR JOHN CUNNINGHAM.Copy !req
408. SIR JOHN,
HELLO, THERE.Copy !req
409. HELLO... WELL,
FIRST OF ALLCopy !req
410. I'D LIKE
TO APOLOGIZECopy !req
411. FOR THE BEHAVIOR OF
CERTAIN OF MY COLLEAGUESCopy !req
412. YOU MAY HAVE
SEEN EARLIERCopy !req
413. BUT THEY ARE
FROM BROKEN HOMESCopy !req
414. CIRCUS FAMILIES
AND SO ONCopy !req
415. AND THEY ARE IN NO
WAY REPRESENTATIVECopy !req
416. OF THE NEW, MODERN,
IMPROVED BRITISH NAVY.Copy !req
417. THEY ARE A SMALL,
VOCIFEROUS MINORITY.Copy !req
418. AND MAY I TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITYCopy !req
419. OF EMPHASIZING THAT
THERE IS NO CANNIBALISMCopy !req
420. IN THE BRITISH NAVY...Copy !req
421. ABSOLUTELY NONE.Copy !req
422. AND WHEN I SAY NONECopy !req
423. I MEAN THERE IS
A CERTAIN AMOUNT...Copy !req
424. MORE THAN WE ARE
PREPARED TO ADMIT...Copy !req
425. BUT ALL NEW RATINGS
ARE WARNEDCopy !req
426. THAT IF THEY WAKE UP
IN THE MORNINGCopy !req
427. AND FIND ANY
TOOTH MARKS AT ALLCopy !req
428. ANYWHERE ON
THEIR BODIESCopy !req
429. THEY'RE TO TELL
ME IMMEDIATELYCopy !req
430. SO THAT I CAN IMMEDIATELY
TAKE EVERY MEASURECopy !req
431. TO HUSH THE
WHOLE THING UP.Copy !req
432. AND FINALLY, NECROPHILIA
IS RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
433. NOW, THIS EXPEDITION
IS PRIMARILYCopy !req
434. TO INVESTIGATE REPORTS OF
CANNIBALISM AND NECROPHILIA IN...Copy !req
435. THIS EXPEDITION
IS PRIMARILYCopy !req
436. TO INVESTIGATE REPORTS
OF UNUSUAL MARINE LIFECopy !req
437. IN THE AS-YET
UNCHARTED LAKE PAHOE.Copy !req
438. AND WHERE EXACTLY
IS THE LAKE?Copy !req
439. UH... 22A,
RUNCORN AVENUE.Copy !req
440. YES, THAT'S RIGHT, 22A.Copy !req
441. RUNCORN AVENUE?Copy !req
442. YES, IT'S JUST
BY BLENHEIM CRESCENT.Copy !req
443. DO YOU KNOW IT?Copy !req
444. UH, YOU MEAN IT'S
IN AN ORDINARY STREET?Copy !req
445. IT IS NOT AN
ORDINARY STREET...Copy !req
446. IT'S GOT
A LAKE IN IT!Copy !req
447. YES, BUT I...Copy !req
448. LOOK, HOW MANY
STREETS DO YOU KNOWCopy !req
449. THAT HAVE GOT
LAKES IN THEM?Copy !req
450. I MEAN, IS IT VERY LARGE?Copy !req
451. OF COURSE
IT'S NOT LARGE.Copy !req
452. YOU COULDN'T GET A LARGE
LAKE IN RUNCORN AVENUE!Copy !req
453. YOU'D HAVE TO KNOCK
DOWN THE TOBACCONIST'S!Copy !req
454. JENKINS...Copy !req
455. NO!Copy !req
456. I'M NOW STANDING
IN RUNCORN AVENUE.Copy !req
457. SIR JOHN, WHERE
EXACTLY IS THE LAKE?Copy !req
458. UH, WELL LET'S SEE,
THAT'S 18...Copy !req
459. THAT'S 20,
SO THIS MUST BE THE ONE.Copy !req
460. UM, EXCUSE ME, UM...Copy !req
461. YES, THIS IS
THE ONE, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
462. BUT IT'S
AN ORDINARY HOUSE.Copy !req
463. LOOK, I'M GETTING
PRETTY IRRITATEDCopy !req
464. WITH THIS LINE
OF QUESTIONING.Copy !req
465. BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN
LOOK LIKE A LAKE.Copy !req
466. LOOK, YOUR WHOLE APPROACH
SINCE THIS INTERVIEW STARTEDCopy !req
467. HAS BEEN
TO MOCK THE NAVY.Copy !req
468. WHEN I THINK THAT
FOR THE LIKES OF YOUCopy !req
469. I HAD BOTH MY LEGS
BLOWN OFF...Copy !req
470. BUT YOU HAVEN'T HAD BOTH
YOUR LEGS BLOWN OFF!Copy !req
471. I WAS TALKING
METAPHORICALLY, YOU FOOL.Copy !req
472. JENKINS...Copy !req
473. PUT THAT DOWN.Copy !req
474. RIGHT, IS
THE EQUIPMENT READY?Copy !req
475. DIVING EQUIPMENT
ALL READY, MAN.Copy !req
476. RIGHT... NOW,
QUITE SIMPLYCopy !req
477. THE APPROACH TO LAKE
PAHOE IS UP THE STEPSCopy !req
478. AND THEN WE COME TO
THE SHORES OF THE LAKE.Copy !req
479. NOW, I'M GOING
TO PRESS THE BELLCopy !req
480. JUST TO SEE IF
THERE'S ANYONE IN.Copy !req
481. HELLO?Copy !req
482. GOOD MORNING, I'M LOOKING
FOR A LAKE PAHOE.Copy !req
483. THERE'S A MR. PADGETT.Copy !req
484. NO, NO, A LAKE.Copy !req
485. THERE'S NO LAKE HERE, MATE.Copy !req
486. THIS IS RUNCORN AVENUE.Copy !req
487. WHAT'S THAT CAMERA DOING?Copy !req
488. CAMERA? WHAT'S HE WANT?Copy !req
489. OOH, ARE WE ON THE TELLY?Copy !req
490. HE'S LOOKING
FOR A LAKE.Copy !req
491. LAKE PAHOE.Copy !req
492. OH, YOU WANT DOWNSTAIRS,
22A, THE BASEMENT.Copy !req
493. AH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
494. COME ON, MEN, DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
495. UH, WERE YOU SUCCESSFUL,
SIR JOHN?Copy !req
496. IT'S IN THE BASEMENT.Copy !req
497. IN THE BASEMENT?Copy !req
498. PIECES OF EIGHT!Copy !req
499. UGH!Copy !req
500. HELLO?Copy !req
501. OH, I THINK IT'S
SOMEONE ABOUT THE DAMP.Copy !req
502. HELLO.Copy !req
503. TELL THEMCopy !req
504. ABOUT THE
BLEEDING RATS, TOO.Copy !req
505. I'LL GO.Copy !req
506. YES?Copy !req
507. GOOD MORNING,
IS THIS LAKE PAHOE?Copy !req
508. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
BUT IT'S BLEEDING DAMP.Copy !req
509. ARE YOU FROM THE COUNCIL?Copy !req
510. NO, WE ARE THE OFFICIAL BRITISH
NAVAL EXPEDITION TO THIS LAKE.Copy !req
511. MAY WE COME IN?Copy !req
512. HANG ON.Copy !req
513. BLOODY SHARKS.Copy !req
514. GET BACK IN...Copy !req
515. GET IN.Copy !req
516. GET IN.Copy !req
517. WELL, THAT WOULD APPEAR
TO BE THE END OF THE EXPEDITION.Copy !req
518. THE MAGNA CARTA...Copy !req
519. WAS IT A DOCUMENT SIGNED
AT RUNNYMEDECopy !req
520. IN 1215 BY KING JOHNCopy !req
521. PLEDGING INDEPENDENCE
TO THE ENGLISH BARONSCopy !req
522. OR WAS IT A PIECE OF CHEWING GUM
ON A BEDSPREAD IN DORSET?Copy !req
523. THE LATTER IDEA IS
THE BRAINCHILD OF A MANCopy !req
524. NEW TO THE FIELD
OF HISTORICAL RESEARCH.Copy !req
525. MR. BADGER, WHY... WHY
ARE YOU ON THIS PROGRAM?Copy !req
526. WELL, I
THINK I CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTIONCopy !req
527. MOST SUCCESSFULLY IN MIME.Copy !req
528. BUT WHY DORSET?Copy !req
529. WELL, I HAVE FOR A LONG TIME
BEEN SUFFERINGCopy !req
530. FROM A SPECIES OF BRAIN IN JURYCopy !req
531. WHICH I INCURRED
DURING THE RIGORS OF CHILDBIRTHCopy !req
532. AND I'D LIKE TO CONCLUDE
BY PUTTING MY FINGER UP MY NOSE.Copy !req
533. MR. BADGER, I THINK
YOU'RE THE SILLIEST PERSONCopy !req
534. WE'VE EVER HAD ON THIS PROGRAMCopy !req
535. AND SO I'M GOING
TO ASK YOUCopy !req
536. TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ME.Copy !req
537. MY WIFE MAUREEN RAN OFF
WITH A BOTTLE OF BELL'S WHISKEYCopy !req
538. DURING THE ABERDEEN
VERSUS RAITH ROVERS MATCHCopy !req
539. WHICH ENDED
IN A GOAL-LESS DRAW.Copy !req
540. ROBSON, PARTICULARLY, IN GOAL,
HAD A MAGNIFICENT FIRST HALFCopy !req
541. HIS FINE POSITIONAL SENSE
PREVENTING THE BUILD-UPCopy !req
542. OF ANY SEVERE PRESSURE
ON THE SUSPECT ABERDEEN DEFENSE.Copy !req
543. McLOUGHLAN MISSED
AN EASY CHANCECopy !req
544. TO CLINCH THE GAME TOWARDS
THE FINAL WHISTLECopy !req
545. BUT RAITH MUST BE
WELL SATISFIEDCopy !req
546. WITH THEIR POINT.Copy !req
547. DO PLEASE GO ON.Copy !req
548. THIS IS THE LEAST FASCINATING
CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
549. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER, SIR?Copy !req
550. YES, MR. BADGER, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO START WITH?Copy !req
551. UH, I'LL HAVE A WHISKEY
TO START WITH.Copy !req
552. FOR FIRST COURSE, SIR?Copy !req
553. AYE.Copy !req
554. AND FOR MAIN COURSE, SIR?Copy !req
555. UH, I'LL HAVE A WHISKEY
FOR MAIN COURSECopy !req
556. AND I'LL FOLLOW THAT WITH
A WHISKEY FOR PUDDING.Copy !req
557. YES, SIR, AND WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE WITH IT, SIR? A WHISKEY?Copy !req
558. NO, A BOTTLE OF WINE.Copy !req
559. "FINE, SIR," HE SAID
BETWEEN CLENCHED TEETHCopy !req
560. KNOWING FULL WELL IT WAS
A MOST UNREWARDING PART.Copy !req
561. THIS IS THE SILLIEST SKETCH
I'VE EVER BEEN IN.Copy !req
562. SHALL WE STOP IT?Copy !req
563. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req