1. AND NOW...Copy !req
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3. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSES.Copy !req
4. LUDLOW MEMORIAL BATHS, NEWPORTCopy !req
5. FOR THIS YEAR'S FINALSCopy !req
6. SUMMARIZE PROUST COMPETITION.Copy !req
7. AS YOU MA Y REMEMBER,Copy !req
8. A BRIEF SUMMARY OF PROUST'SCopy !req
9. AND ONCE IN EVENING DRESS.Copy !req
10. ALEC AND ERIC BEDSER,
EX-SURREY CRICKETERS;Copy !req
11. STEWART SURRIDGE,
EX-CAPTAIN OF SURREY;Copy !req
12. OMAR SHARIF; LAURIE FISHLOCK,
EX-SURREY OPENING BATSMAN;Copy !req
13. PETER MAY, THE FORMER
SURREY AND ENGLAND CAPTAIN;Copy !req
14. AND YEHUDI MENUHIN,Copy !req
15. OF THE SURREY CRICKET CLUB.Copy !req
16. AND RIGHT NOW IT'S TIMECopy !req
17. ARTHUR MEE!Copy !req
18. GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME.Copy !req
19. WHEREAS PROUST WOULD SAY,
"LE MALADE IMAGINAIRECopy !req
20. "DE RECONDITIONCopy !req
21. EST BIENTOT LA MEME CHOSE. "Copy !req
22. REMEMBER, EACH CONTESTANTCopy !req
23. 15 SECONDS TO SUMMARIZECopy !req
24. YOU CAN SEE
EXACTLY HOW FAR HE GETS.Copy !req
25. SO LET'S CRACK STRAIGHT ON WITH
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT TONIGHT.Copy !req
26. HE'S LAST YEAR'S SEMIFINALIST,
FROM LUTON, MR. HARRY BAGOT.Copy !req
27. HELLO, HARRY.Copy !req
28. NOW, THERE'S
THE SUMMARIZING SPOT.Copy !req
29. YOU'RE ON THE
SUMMARIZING SPOT.Copy !req
30. 15 SECONDS FROM... NOW!Copy !req
31. PROUST'S NOVEL OSTENSIBLY TELLSCopy !req
32. VALUES OF TIME REGAINED.Copy !req
33. THE CONCEPT OF INTEMPORALITY.Copy !req
34. IN THE FIRST VOLUME, SWANN,
THE FAMILY FRIEND, VISITS...Copy !req
35. WELL TRIED, HARRY.Copy !req
36. BEFORE GETTING ON TO THE STORY,
AND AS YOU CAN SEECopy !req
37. AS PAGE ONE OF SWANN'S WAYCopy !req
38. THE FIRST OF THE SEVEN VOLUMES.Copy !req
39. A GOOD TRY, THOUGH,
AND VERY NICE POSTURE.Copy !req
40. HARRY BAGOT,
YOU'RE FROM LUTON?Copy !req
41. YES, ARTHUR, YEAH.Copy !req
42. NOW, HARRY, WHAT MADECopy !req
43. SUMMARIZING PROUST?Copy !req
44. WELL, I FIRST ENTEREDCopy !req
45. ENCOURAGED ME WITH IT.Copy !req
46. AND, HARRY, WHAT ARE YOUR
HOBBIES OUTSIDE SUMMARIZING?Copy !req
47. WELL, THERE'S GOLF,
AND STRANGLING ANIMALS.Copy !req
48. WELL, THERE HE GOES...
HARRY BAGOT.Copy !req
49. DOWN A BIT ON THE HOBBIES.Copy !req
50. GOLF'S NOT VERY POPULAR
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
51. BUT NEVER MIND, A GOOD TRY.Copy !req
52. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MR. RUTHERFORD, FROM LEICESTER.Copy !req
53. ARE YOU READY, RONALD?Copy !req
54. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
55. RIGHT, AT YOUR
SUMMARIZING SPOT.Copy !req
56. 15 SECONDS FROM... NOW!Copy !req
57. ER... OOH!Copy !req
58. ER, OH, SWANN, SWANN!Copy !req
59. ER, SWANN.Copy !req
60. THERE'S THIS HOUSE...
THERE'S THIS HOUSE, ER, AND...Copy !req
61. IT'S IN THE MORNING,
IT'S IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
62. NO, NO, NO,
IT'S IN THE EVENING...Copy !req
63. IN THE EVENING,
AND THEN THERE'S A GARDENCopy !req
64. UH... AND, ER,
THIS BLOKE COMES IN...Copy !req
65. BLOKE COMES IN.Copy !req
66. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
67. OH, GOD, JUST SAID IT,
JUST SAID IT.Copy !req
68. UH, BIG BLOKE... SWANN! SWANN!Copy !req
69. OH, OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
70. I'M SORRY,
WE'RE OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
71. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'D LIKE YOU TO WELCOMECopy !req
72. FROM BINGLEY,Copy !req
73. AND THEIR LEADER,
McGOUGH.Copy !req
74. ALL RIGHT, BINGLEY.Copy !req
75. REMEMBER, YOU'VE
GOT 15 SECONDSCopy !req
76. STARTING FROM... NOW!Copy !req
77. SUCCESSFUL OF THE EVENING.Copy !req
78. THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET
AS FAR AS THE FIRST VOLUME.Copy !req
79. WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMENCopy !req
80. I DON'T THINK ANY OF OURCopy !req
81. OF PROUST'S MASTERWORK.Copy !req
82. SO I'M GOING TO AWARDCopy !req
83. WITH THE BIGGEST TITS.Copy !req
84. MOUNT EVEREST...Copy !req
85. FORBIDDING, ALOOF, TERRIFYING.Copy !req
86. THE BIGGEST TITS IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
87. START AGAIN!Copy !req
88. MOUNT EVEREST...Copy !req
89. FORBIDDING, ALOOF, TERRIFYING.Copy !req
90. THIS YEAR, THIS REMOTECopy !req
91. HAIRDRESSERS' EXPEDITION.Copy !req
92. TO BREAKING POINT.Copy !req
93. THEIR CHANCES OF SUCCESS?Copy !req
94. WELL, PEOPLE WOULDCopy !req
95. AND NEVER RETURNING IT.Copy !req
96. IN THE TENTS.Copy !req
97. YOU COULDN'T GET
NEAR THE MIRROR.Copy !req
98. "TEASY WEASY" BUTLERCopy !req
99. VETERAN OF K2,
ANNAPURNA AND VIDALS.Copy !req
100. STRAIGHT FOR THE TOP.Copy !req
101. WELL, WE ESTABLISHEDCopy !req
102. UP TO MARIO'S, HERE.Copy !req
103. FROM HERE, USING CRAMPONSCopy !req
104. WHERE WE COULD GET A HOT MEAL, A
MANICURE AND A SHAMPOO AND SET.Copy !req
105. COULD IT WORK?Copy !req
106. COULD THIS 18-YEAR-OLDCopy !req
107. OTHERS HAD FAILED?Copy !req
108. OF THE MONSOON STORMS.Copy !req
109. PATRICE TAKES UP THE STORY.Copy !req
110. WELL, WE KNEW AS WELL AS ANYONECopy !req
111. AND WE COULDN'T GO OUT
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112. THE LAST OF THE HAIRNETS.Copy !req
113. ON THE THIRD DA Y,
A BLIZZARD BLEW UP.Copy !req
114. TO MINUS 3O CENTIGRADE.Copy !req
115. INSIDE THE LITTLE TENT,
THINGS WERE GETTING DESPERATE.Copy !req
116. WELL, THINGS HAVE
GOT SO BADCopy !req
117. THAT WE'VE BEENCopy !req
118. THE DRYERS GOING.Copy !req
119. CUP OF MILO, LOVE.Copy !req
120. OH, SHE'S A TREAS.Copy !req
121. HAD ENTERED THE RACE.Copy !req
122. AND DR. SCHOLL'SCopy !req
123. WERE COVERING GROUND FAST.Copy !req
124. THE DIFFICULT NORTH COL.Copy !req
125. ALTOGETHER 14 EXPEDITIONS
WERE AT HIS HEELS.Copy !req
126. THIS WAS IT.Copy !req
127. RICK HAD TO MAKE A DECISION.Copy !req
128. WELL, HE DECIDED
TO OPEN A SALON.Copy !req
129. IT WAS A TREMENDOUS SUCCESS.Copy !req
130. CHALLENGING EVEREST?Copy !req
131. AT RICKY PULE'S...Copy !req
132. ONLY 24,000 FEET
FROM THIS CINEMA.Copy !req
133. FOR THE WELL-GROOMED CLIMBER.Copy !req
134. WHEN YOU'RE NUMBER ONE ON TOP.Copy !req
135. 20th-CENTURY FROG'S PRODUCTION:Copy !req
136. OH, JAMES!Copy !req
137. OH, BEATRICE!Copy !req
138. OH... JAMES!Copy !req
139. OH... OH, BEATRICE!Copy !req
140. OH... OH, JAMESCopy !req
141. OF MYSELF OVER YOU.Copy !req
142. OH, BEATRICE, DO... DO!Copy !req
143. OH, YES, JAMES, YES!Copy !req
144. OH, JAMES!Copy !req
145. BEATRICE!Copy !req
146. OH... JAMES!Copy !req
147. BEATRICE!Copy !req
148. OH... JAMES, I COULD MAKE SUCH
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149. OH, BEATRICE, DO... DO!Copy !req
150. OH, YES, JAMES, YES!Copy !req
151. OH... JAMES!Copy !req
152. OH... BEATRICE!Copy !req
153. OH... JAMES!Copy !req
154. OH... BEATRICE!Copy !req
155. OH, JAMES...Copy !req
156. OH, SHUT UP!Copy !req
157. HELLO, IS THAT THE FIRE BRIGADE?Copy !req
158. NO, SORRY, WRONG NUMBER.Copy !req
159. THAT PHONE'S NOT STOPPED
RINGING ALL DAY.Copy !req
160. YOU'VE MIXED THE BATTER?Copy !req
161. WITH THE CORIANDER?Copy !req
162. NO, NO, YOU PUT THEMCopy !req
163. ARE READY.Copy !req
164. OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.Copy !req
165. THE HOOK.Copy !req
166. I CAN'T GET
THE FIRE BRIGADE, MERVYN.Copy !req
167. HERE, LET ME TRY, DEAR.Copy !req
168. YOU GO AND
PLAY THE CELLO.Copy !req
169. OH, IT DOESN'T DO
ANY GOOD, DEAR.Copy !req
170. LOOK, DO YOU WANT THAT LITTLE
HAMSTER TO LIVE OR NOT?Copy !req
171. YES, I DO, MERVYN.Copy !req
172. WELL, GO AND PLAY
THE CELLO!Copy !req
173. HELLO?Copy !req
174. HELLO, OPERATOR?Copy !req
175. YES, WE'RE TRYING
TO GET THE FIRE BRIGADE.Copy !req
176. NO, THE FIRE BRIGADE.Copy !req
177. YES... YES...Copy !req
178. YES... YES... YES...Copy !req
179. YES... YES... YES...Copy !req
180. YES... YES... WHAT?Copy !req
181. SIZE EIGHT.Copy !req
182. YES... YES... YES...Copy !req
183. YES... YES... YES...Copy !req
184. NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
185. YES...Copy !req
186. HE'S GONE, DEAR.Copy !req
187. WHAT?Copy !req
188. HE'S SLIPPED AWAY.Copy !req
189. WHAT?Copy !req
190. HAMSTER'S DEAD!Copy !req
191. OH, NO!Copy !req
192. WHAT WERE YOU PLAYING?Copy !req
193. CONCERTOS, DEAR.Copy !req
194. WHAT? HOW DID HE?Copy !req
195. THE WASTEPAPER BASKET.Copy !req
196. I'VE COVERED HIMCopy !req
197. GEORGE FOOTBALL BOOK.Copy !req
198. RIGHT, YOU HANG ON.Copy !req
199. I MUST GO AND SEE HIM.Copy !req
200. WE COULD DO, MERVYN.Copy !req
201. IF WE'D HAVE HAD THE WHOLECopy !req
202. HE'D STILL HAVE GONE.Copy !req
203. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
204. I CAN'T BEAR IT.Copy !req
205. THERE ISN'T
AN UPSTAIRS, DEAR.Copy !req
206. IT'S A BUNGALOW.Copy !req
207. DAMN!Copy !req
208. HELLO?Copy !req
209. OH, I'M SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING.Copy !req
210. IT'S JUST THAT...Copy !req
211. SIZE THREE, YES.Copy !req
212. IT'S JUST, WE'VE LOST
A DEAR ONE, AND MY SON WAS...Copy !req
213. YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
SIZE EIGHT, YES, AND...Copy !req
214. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
215. YES... YES... YES...Copy !req
216. YES, YES...Copy !req
217. YES... YES, I SEE, UH...Copy !req
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219. YES, I... I...Copy !req
220. YES.Copy !req
221. OH, YES... NO!Copy !req
222. NO... YES... I SEE.Copy !req
223. THEY CAN'T GET
THE FIRE BRIGADE, MERVYN.Copy !req
224. WILL THE BOYS' BRIGADE DO?Copy !req
225. NO!
THEY'D BE USELESS!Copy !req
226. NO, HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE
AT THE MOMENT, THANK YOU.Copy !req
227. NO... YES.Copy !req
228. YES... NO, THANK YOU FOR TRYING.Copy !req
229. YES.Copy !req
230. YES...Copy !req
231. NO, SAXONES.Copy !req
232. YES.Copy !req
233. YES, THANK YOU, BYE-BYE.Copy !req
234. MUMMY!Copy !req
235. OH, EAMONN!Copy !req
236. MERVYN, LOOK,
IT'S OUR EAMONN!Copy !req
237. OH, LET ME LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
238. HOW WELL YOU'RE LOOKING.Copy !req
239. TELL ME, HOW IS IT
IN DUBLIN?Copy !req
240. WELL, THINGS IS PRETTYCopy !req
241. SETTLEMENT.Copy !req
242. OH, DON'T TALK.Copy !req
243. LET ME JUST LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
244. GREAT TO BE HOME, MUMMY.Copy !req
245. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
246. OH, I'M FINE.Copy !req
247. AND GET YOUR ROOM READY.Copy !req
248. IT'S A BUNGALOW, MUMMY.Copy !req
249. OH, DAMN, YES.Copy !req
250. MERVYN, MERVYN,
LOOK WHO'S HERE!Copy !req
251. IT'S OUR EAMONNCopy !req
252. COME BACK TO SEE US.Copy !req
253. HELLO, EAMONN.Copy !req
254. HELLO, MERV.Copy !req
255. HOW WAS DUBLIN?Copy !req
256. WELL, AS I WASCopy !req
257. CONSTITUTIONAL SETTLEMENT.Copy !req
258. HELLO?Copy !req
259. YES?Copy !req
260. YES.Copy !req
261. YES.Copy !req
262. YES.Copy !req
263. YES.Copy !req
264. WHAT?Copy !req
265. WHAT?Copy !req
266. SIZE SEVEN.Copy !req
267. YES.Copy !req
268. YES.Copy !req
269. YES, YES!Copy !req
270. YES.Copy !req
271. IT'S THE
FIRE BRIGADE.Copy !req
272. THURSDAY EVENING.Copy !req
273. OH, NO.Copy !req
274. THURSDAY'S THE INDUSTRIAL
RELATIONS BILL DINNER DANCE.Copy !req
275. CAN'T THEY MAKE IT
ANOTHER DAY?Copy !req
276. UH, HELLO?Copy !req
277. NO, THURSDAY'S...Copy !req
278. RIGHT OUT!Copy !req
279. YES.Copy !req
280. YES.Copy !req
281. YES.Copy !req
282. YES...Copy !req
283. AND SO IT WASCopy !req
284. CAME ROUND ON FRIDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
285. I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME.Copy !req
286. LIKE TO DRINK?Copy !req
287. GIN AND TONIC?
SHERRY?Copy !req
288. SHERRY WOULD BE LOVELY.Copy !req
289. TO THESE LITTLE PARTIES.Copy !req
290. THEY'RE MUCH BETTER THAN FIRES.Copy !req
291. YES?Copy !req
292. YES?Copy !req
293. YES.Copy !req
294. WELL, HOW WAS DUBLIN, EAMONN?Copy !req
295. WELL, AS I WAS TELLINGCopy !req
296. A CONSTITUTIONAL...Copy !req
297. OH, LOOK AT THEM
EN JOYING THEMSELVES.Copy !req
298. YOU KNOW, I USEDCopy !req
299. HINTS BY VERONICA.Copy !req
300. IT'S ON NOW.Copy !req
301. HELLO.Copy !req
302. OF GOULASH GO ROUND 26 PEOPLECopy !req
303. AND HOW TO UNBLOCK YOUR LOO.Copy !req
304. THIS WEEK I'M GOINGCopy !req
305. IF THERE'S AN ARMEDCopy !req
306. WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY.Copy !req
307. WELL, OBVIOUSLY IT'LL DEPEND HOW
FAR YOU'VE GOT WITH YOUR PARTYCopy !req
308. FOR RED REVOLT IS RAISED.Copy !req
309. IF YOU'RE JUST HAVING
PRELIMINARY APERITIFS...Copy !req
310. A DUBONNET, A SHERRY,
OR A SPARKLING WHITE WINE...Copy !req
311. AND IT'LL BE DIFFICULT TO TELLCopy !req
312. THE COMMUNIST AGITATORS.Copy !req
313. AND SHOOT EVERYBODY.Copy !req
314. MENACE ON YOUR OWN DOORSTEP.Copy !req
315. IF YOU'RE HAVING CANAPES,Copy !req
316. TO ALL THE HOUSES IN THE STREET.Copy !req
317. COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY TERROR.Copy !req
318. SO YOU SEE, IF YOU ACTCopy !req
319. BY THE END OF THE PARTY.Copy !req
320. BYE.Copy !req
321. AH, SHE'S FINALLY GONE AWAY.Copy !req
322. ALL RIGHT, COMRADES,
TIME TO GO TO WORK.Copy !req
323. HELLO, WE ARE SELLING
COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONS.Copy !req
324. CHANCE BE INTERESTED?Copy !req
325. OH, YES, I'LL TAKE
A DOZEN, PLEASE.Copy !req
326. RIGHT.Copy !req
327. REVOLUTIONS COMING UP.Copy !req
328. I GET IT!Copy !req
329. COMMUNIST REVOLUTION!Copy !req
330. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
331. LITTLE PIECE OF FILTH.Copy !req
332. GOD, I HATE YOU!Copy !req
333. TO PUKE MY GUTS OUT!Copy !req
334. WASN'T THAT CUTE?Copy !req
335. REMEMBER, YOU TOOCopy !req
336. YOUR NEXT PARTY.Copy !req
337. BUT WHY STOP THERE?Copy !req
338. BIGOT DOLL, TOO?Copy !req
339. JUST WATCH THIS.Copy !req
340. BLACK PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE.Copy !req
341. RRRRHODESIAN.Copy !req
342. KILL THE BLACKS.
KILL THE BLACKS.Copy !req
343. RRRRHODESIAN.Copy !req
344. SMITH, SMITH.Copy !req
345. THE FIVE PRINCIPLES.Copy !req
346. I'M AFRAID ICopy !req
347. OFFICIALLY HUSHED UP.Copy !req
348. POLITICIANS' BOOTH.Copy !req
349. WHILE THERE'S NOCopy !req
350. NO ROOM FOR COMPLACENCY.Copy !req
351. HA, HA, HA, HE, HE, HE.Copy !req
352. I'LL GO TO THE FOOT
OF OUR STAIRS.Copy !req
353. EE ECKY THUMP.Copy !req
354. IN 'OLE, MUTHER.Copy !req
355. YES, SORRY?Copy !req
356. EE ECKY THUMP.Copy !req
357. EE ECKY THUMP.Copy !req
358. EE ECKY THUMP!Copy !req
359. EE ECKY THUMP!Copy !req
360. EXCELLENT!Copy !req
361. IT'S A VERY QUICK
METHOD OF LEARNING.Copy !req
362. CAN YOU SMELL GAS,
OR IS IT ME?Copy !req
363. JOLLY GOOD.Copy !req
364. HELLO, BIG BOY.Copy !req
365. OO, VARDA THE OME.Copy !req
366. A NICE TIME?Copy !req
367. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
368. VERY MUCH, SIR.Copy !req
369. EVERYTHING FROM HERE.Copy !req
370. SUPERB.Copy !req
371. WELL, WHATCopy !req
372. LOOKING FOR?Copy !req
373. WELL, REALLYCopy !req
374. LESS INSIGNIFICANT.Copy !req
375. OH, I SEE,
SORT OF...Copy !req
376. "NOW, LOOK HERE,Copy !req
377. "BUT YOUR BLOODYCopy !req
378. MAKES ME VOMIT!"Copy !req
379. OF THING?Copy !req
380. NO, NO, NO,
NOT REALLY, NO.Copy !req
381. OH, I SEE,
WELL, PERHAPSCopy !req
382. CLIVE JENKINS-ISH?Copy !req
383. "MR. SMARMY SO-Copy !req
384. "CAN CALL HIMSELFCopy !req
385. UNTIL HE'S BLUE
IN THE BREAST!"Copy !req
386. NO, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
387. LIKE A MAGNET.Copy !req
388. OH, I SEE, WELL,Copy !req
389. "LIFE AND SOUL OF THE
PARTY" TAPE THEN, I THINK.Copy !req
390. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
391. WELL,
IT'S SORT OF:Copy !req
392. HELLO, SQUIRE!Copy !req
393. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
FOR A BIT!Copy !req
394. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
FOR A BIT EITHER, BERYL.Copy !req
395. WALLOP, PLEASE, LOVE.Copy !req
396. THE JENSEN, THEN?Copy !req
397. CHEER UP, JACK,
IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN.Copy !req
398. WHAT'S YOUR
POISON, THEN?Copy !req
399. FANTASTIC, YES.Copy !req
400. RIGHT,
I'LL JUST SEECopy !req
401. IF WE'VE
GOT THE TAPE.Copy !req
402. START AGAIN.Copy !req
403. MOUNT EVEREST...
FORBIDDING, ALOOF, TERRIFYING.Copy !req
404. THE HIGHEST PLACE ON EARTH.Copy !req
405. NO, I'M SORRY,
WE DON'T GO THERE.Copy !req
406. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
407. OH, GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
408. TO GO UPSTAIRS?Copy !req
409. WHAT?Copy !req
410. DO YOU WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?Copy !req
411. TO ARRANGE A HOLIDAY?Copy !req
412. UH, TO ARRANGE A HOLIDAY.Copy !req
413. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
414. WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT GOING UPSTAIRS?Copy !req
415. OH, NOTHING, NOTHING.Copy !req
416. NOW, WHERE WERE YOU
THINKING OF GOING?Copy !req
417. INDIA.Copy !req
418. AH, ONE OF OUR
ADVENTURE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
419. YES.Copy !req
420. WELL, YOU'DCopy !req
421. TO MR. BOUNDER
ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
422. MR. BOUNDER,Copy !req
423. THE INDIA OVERLAND.Copy !req
424. AH, GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
425. I'M BOUNDER
OF ADVENTURE.Copy !req
426. MORNING,Copy !req
427. SMOKE-TOO-MUCH.Copy !req
428. WHAT?Copy !req
429. MY NAME IS SMOKE-TOO-MUCH,
MR. SMOKE-TOO-MUCH.Copy !req
430. WELL, YOU'D BETTER
CUT DOWN A BIT, THEN.Copy !req
431. WHAT?Copy !req
432. YOU'D BETTER CUT
DOWN A BIT, THEN.Copy !req
433. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
434. FOR SMOKE-TOO-MUCH.Copy !req
435. YES.Copy !req
436. ALL THE TIME, EH?Copy !req
437. NO, NO.Copy !req
438. ACTUALLY, IT NEVER
STRUCK ME BEFORE.Copy !req
439. SMOKE... TOO... MUCH!Copy !req
440. ANYWAY, YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ONE
OF OUR ADVENTURE HOLIDAYS, EH?Copy !req
441. YES, YES, I SAW YOUR ADVERT
IN THE BOLOR SUPPLEMENT.Copy !req
442. THE WHAT?Copy !req
443. THE BOLOR SUPPLEMENT.Copy !req
444. SUPPLEMENT?Copy !req
445. YES, I'M SORRYCopy !req
446. I CAN'T SAY
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447. "C."Copy !req
448. YES, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
449. IT'S ALL DUE TOCopy !req
450. WHEN I WAS A SPOOLBOY.Copy !req
451. I WAS ATTACKED BY A BAT.Copy !req
452. A CAT?Copy !req
453. NO, A BAT.Copy !req
454. CAN YOU SAY THE LETTER "K"?Copy !req
455. OH, YES, KHAKI, KING, KETTLE,
KUWAIT, KEBLE BOLLEGE OXFORD.Copy !req
456. WHY DON'T YOU SAY THE LETTER "K"
INSTEAD OF THE LETTER "C"?Copy !req
457. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SPELL "BOLOR" WITH A "K"?Copy !req
458. YES.Copy !req
459. KOLOR.Copy !req
460. YES.Copy !req
461. OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD,
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.Copy !req
462. WELL, I SAW YOUR ADVERTCopy !req
463. AND I'VE BEEN ON PACKAGE TOURS
SEVERAL TIMES, YOU SEECopy !req
464. THAT THIS WAS FOR ME.Copy !req
465. OH, GOOD.Copy !req
466. YES, I QUITE
AGREE WITH YOU.Copy !req
467. I MEAN,
WHAT'S THE POINTCopy !req
468. LIKE A SHEEP?Copy !req
469. I MEAN, I'M FED UPCopy !req
470. LIKE SHEEP.Copy !req
471. WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEINGCopy !req
472. SURROUNDED BY SWEATY,Copy !req
473. AND BOVENTRY?Copy !req
474. ABOUT THE TEA...Copy !req
475. "OH, THEY DON'T MAKE IT
PROPERLY HERE, DO THEY?Copy !req
476. NOT LIKE AT HOME."Copy !req
477. AND WATNEY'S RED BARRELCopy !req
478. AND TWO VEGCopy !req
479. WHITE'S SUN CREAMCopy !req
480. ALL OVER THEIR PUFFY, RAW,
SWOLLEN, PURULENT FLESHCopy !req
481. ON THE
FIRST DAY!Copy !req
482. YES, ABSOLUTELY,
I QUITE AGREE.Copy !req
483. WATNEY'S RED BARRELCopy !req
484. AND IF YOU'RE NOT ATCopy !req
485. OF CAMPBELL'SCopy !req
486. OF INTERNATIONAL CUISINE.Copy !req
487. THERE'S BLOODYCopy !req
488. TINY, EMACIATED DAGOCopy !req
489. AND SOME BIG,
FAT, BLOATED TARTCopy !req
490. FOR FOREIGNERS.Copy !req
491. YES, YES, QUITE...Copy !req
492. AND HAIRY, BANDY-LEGGEDCopy !req
493. THERE'S AN EXCURSIONCopy !req
494. AND BLEEDIN'
WATNEY'S RED BARRELCopy !req
495. ABOUT THE FOOD.Copy !req
496. "OH, IT'S SO
GREASY, ISN'T IT?"Copy !req
497. AND DR. SCHOLL SANDALS
AND TUESDAY'S DAILY EXPRESSCopy !req
498. ABOUT HOW MR. SMITH SHOULD BE
RUNNING THIS COUNTRY.Copy !req
499. QUIET, PLEASE.Copy !req
500. THE CUBA LIBRES.Copy !req
501. QUIET, PLEASE?Copy !req
502. POSTCARDSCopy !req
503. THEY DON'T KNOW THEY
HAVEN'T EVEN VISITEDCopy !req
504. "TO ALL AT NUMBER 22,
WEATHER WONDERFUL.Copy !req
505. WITH AN 'X'..."Copy !req
506. SHUT UP!Copy !req
507. "FOOD VERY GREASYCopy !req
508. "BUT WE HAVECopy !req
509. PLACE HIDDEN AWAY..."Copy !req
510. SHUT UP!Copy !req
511. "... WATNEY'S RED BARREL
AND CHEESE AND ONION."Copy !req
512. SHUT UP!Copy !req
513. AND THE ACCORDIONIST PLAYS...Copy !req
514. SHUT YOUR BLOODY GOB!Copy !req
515. OH, I'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF THIS.Copy !req
516. I'M GOING TO RING
THE POLICE.Copy !req
517. NOTHING TO EATCopy !req
518. WATNEY'S SANDWICHES.Copy !req
519. OH, TAKE IT
OFF THE HOOK.Copy !req
520. AND THERE'S
NOWHERE TO SLEEP...Copy !req
521. HELLO, OPERATOR? OPERATOR?Copy !req
522. YES, OPERATOR, I'M TRYING
TO GET THE POLICE.Copy !req
523. YES, YES... THE POLICE!Copy !req
524. YES, WHAT?Copy !req
525. NINE AND A HALF...
NINE AND A HALF!Copy !req
526. WHEN YOU GETCopy !req
527. EVERYBODY'S
SWALLOWING...Copy !req
528. WHAT?Copy !req
529. SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.Copy !req
530. WILL YOU COME THIS WAY, PLEASE?Copy !req
531. HERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
532. RIGHT.Copy !req
533. JUST HERE WILL DO FINE.Copy !req
534. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
535. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
536. ANNE ELK,
MRS. ANNE ELK.Copy !req
537. MISS.Copy !req
538. ABOUT THE BRONTOSAURUS.Copy !req
539. CAN I JUST SAY HERE, CHRIS,Copy !req
540. ABOUT THE BRONTOSAURUS?Copy !req
541. EXACTLY.Copy !req
542. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
543. WHERE?Copy !req
544. NEW THEORY.Copy !req
545. OH, WHAT IS
MY THEORY?Copy !req
546. OH, WHAT IS MY
THEORY, THAT IT IS.Copy !req
547. WELL, CHRIS, YOUCopy !req
548. MY THEORY.Copy !req
549. I AM ASKING.Copy !req
550. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
551. MY WORD, YES.Copy !req
552. WELL, CHRIS, WHATCopy !req
553. THIS THEORY OF MINE?Copy !req
554. WELL, THIS IS
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
555. THAT IS TO SAY,Copy !req
556. IS MINE.Copy !req
557. YES, I KNOW
IT'S YOURS.Copy !req
558. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
559. WHERE?Copy !req
560. YOUR THEORY.Copy !req
561. OH, WHAT IS MY...Copy !req
562. THIS IS IT.Copy !req
563. IS AS FOLLOWS.Copy !req
564. HOW IT GOES.Copy !req
565. I'M GOING TO SAYCopy !req
566. IS MY THEORY.Copy !req
567. READY?Copy !req
568. MY THEORY,
BY A. ELK...Copy !req
569. BRACKETS, MISS,
BRACKETS...Copy !req
570. MUCH, MUCH THICKERCopy !req
571. AT THE FAR END.Copy !req
572. THAT IS MY THEORY.Copy !req
573. AND I OWN IT
AND WHAT IT IS, TOO.Copy !req
574. THAT'S IT, IS IT?Copy !req
575. SPOT ON, CHRIS.Copy !req
576. WELL, THIS THEORY OF YOURSCopy !req
577. THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.Copy !req
578. AND IT'S MINE.Copy !req
579. YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR COMING ALONG TO THE STUDIO.Copy !req
580. MY PLEASURE, CHRIS.Copy !req
581. NEXT WEEK,
BRITAIN'S...Copy !req
582. IT'S BEEN
A LOT OF FUN.Copy !req
583. YES, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.Copy !req
584. MY THEORY IS.Copy !req
585. YES, THANK YOU.Copy !req
586. AND WHOSE IT IS.Copy !req
587. YES, THANK YOU,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
588. ANOTHER THEORY...Copy !req
589. YES...Copy !req
590. WITHOUT DOUBT.Copy !req
591. SECOND THEORY...Copy !req
592. YES?Copy !req
593. THAT I HAVE SAID...Copy !req
594. I'M TRYING...Copy !req
595. BELONG TO ME...Copy !req
596. NINE AND HALF,
WIDE FITTING.Copy !req
597. GOES LIKE THIS.Copy !req
598. BOND STREET.Copy !req
599. WHAT?Copy !req
600. NO, SORT OF BROGUE.Copy !req
601. THIS IS WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
602. EIGHT AND A HALF.Copy !req
603. THIS IS IT.Copy !req
604. MY SECOND THEORY...Copy !req
605. EXCUSE ME!Copy !req
606. HELLO,
YES, YES?Copy !req
607. PROMISES YOU THAT THE
RAGING CHOLERA EPIDEMIC...Copy !req
608. ARE HERE!Copy !req
609. THEY'RE COMING!Copy !req
610. HELLO?Copy !req
611. NO, NO, I THINK
THEY'RE ALLCopy !req
612. SHOE CORPORATION NOW.Copy !req
613. CHRIS, THIS OTHER
THEORY OF MINE...Copy !req
614. THEORY...Copy !req
615. ABOUT MARCEL PROUST.Copy !req
616. START AGAIN.Copy !req