1. GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME
TO THE MONEY PROGRAMME.Copy !req
2. TONIGHT ON THE MONEY PROGRAMME,
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT MONEY...Copy !req
3. LOTS OF IT,Copy !req
4. NICE, CRISP, CLEAN CHECKSCopy !req
5. BANK BOOKS!Copy !req
6. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
7. BUT I LOVE MONEY...Copy !req
8. ALL MONEY.Copy !req
9. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MONEY
TO HANDLE, TO TOUCHCopy !req
10. THE ROMANCE OF THE RUBLE,Copy !req
11. OF THE AUSTRALIAN DOLLAR.Copy !req
12. NOW...Copy !req
13. IT'S...Copy !req
14. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS.Copy !req
15. FLOM PRYMOUTH.Copy !req
16. "FLOM PRYMOUTH"?Copy !req
17. FLOM SIL FLANCIS DLAKE.Copy !req
18. THE THLONE.Copy !req
19. FLOM PRYMOUTH?Copy !req
20. THE SPANISH FREET, YOUL MAJESTY.Copy !req
21. SO! PHIRIP'S GARREONS ALE HELE.Copy !req
22. HOW MANY?Copy !req
23. MEN OF WALCopy !req
24. BROODY HERR.Copy !req
25. IS DLAKE PLEPALED?Copy !req
26. INTO THE BLITISH CHANNER.Copy !req
27. SO, WE MUST TO TIRBULY.Copy !req
28. REICESTEL!Copy !req
29. SIL WARTEL LAREIGH!Copy !req
30. GROUCESTER!
WE SHARR LIDE TO...Copy !req
31. GROUCESTEL!
GROUCESTEL!Copy !req
32. NOT "GROUCESTER!"Copy !req
33. COME ON.
RET'S GET ONE LIGHT.Copy !req
34. REICESTEL!Copy !req
35. THAT WAS TELLIBER.Copy !req
36. WHAT?Copy !req
37. TELLIBER.Copy !req
38. LING YOUR BERR.Copy !req
39. LING MY BERR?Copy !req
40. LING, LING.
RIKE THIS.Copy !req
41. AND CUT THE
BROODY HERR.Copy !req
42. ERIZABETH!Copy !req
43. YES?Copy !req
44. ON A BICYCER.Copy !req
45. WHY?Copy !req
46. YOU ROOK ODD RIKE THAT.Copy !req
47. I DO NOT LOOK ODD LIKE THIS.Copy !req
48. IT'S THAT LOT
THAT LOOKS ODD.Copy !req
49. IT'S BLEEDING WEIRD HAVINGCopy !req
50. MOTORIZED BICYCLES!Copy !req
51. IT'S VELY SULLEARIST.Copy !req
52. HORSE FEATHERS!Copy !req
53. LISTEN, MATE, I'M BEGINNINGCopy !req
54. TO HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
55. WHAT YOU MEAN?Copy !req
56. I'M TELLING YOU
STRAIGHT, MATE.Copy !req
57. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
LUCHINO VISCONTI AT ALL.Copy !req
58. OH, OF COULSE, I AM.Copy !req
59. ITARIAN FIRM DILECTOL.Copy !req
60. YOU ARE A NIP.Copy !req
61. LUBBISH!Copy !req
62. ME GENUINE WOP!Copy !req
63. HE'S BLUFFING.Copy !req
64. OH, IS THAT
THE TIME?Copy !req
65. I MUST FRY.Copy !req
66. NOT SO FAST, YAKOMOTO.Copy !req
67. SHUT UP!Copy !req
68. TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
69. FILM DIRECTOR SQUAD.Copy !req
70. LEOPARD OF THE YARD?Copy !req
71. THE SAME,
ONLY MORE VIOLENT.Copy !req
72. RIGHT, SLIT-EYES YAKOMOTO,
I'M ARRESTING YOUCopy !req
73. AS OBSESSIONE, 1942Copy !req
74. LA TERRA TREMA, 1948Copy !req
75. AND BELLISSIMA, 1951...Copy !req
76. SLICE-OF-LIFE DRAMA.Copy !req
77. 1957 BROUGHTCopy !req
78. HIS I BIANCHE NOTTE,Copy !req
79. ON CANAL BRIDGES.Copy !req
80. BOCCACCIO 7O FOLLOWEDCopy !req
81. AND THE FOLLOWING YEAR SAW...Copy !req
82. THE LEOPARD!Copy !req
83. TO "LEOPARD"Copy !req
84. ORIGINAL HANDLE, "PANTHER."Copy !req
85. I DIGRESS.Copy !req
86. 1969 SAW THE DAMNED,Copy !req
87. DIRK BOGARDE AS VON ESSEN.Copy !req
88. FRUCTIFIED WITH DIRK'SCopy !req
89. WHAT EXPIRES IN VENICE.Copy !req
90. AND SO, YAKOMOTO...Copy !req
91. BLIMEY! HE GONE!Copy !req
92. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
93. I'LL HAVE YOU INSTEAD.Copy !req
94. I HAVEN'T TIME TO GO
CHASING AFTER HIM.Copy !req
95. THERE'S VIOLENCE
TO BE DONE.Copy !req
96. OH, YES.Copy !req
97. ALL RIGHT, BUSTER.Copy !req
98. HANDS UP!Copy !req
99. I would like to ask the teamCopy !req
100. what they would do
if they were Hitler.Copy !req
101. Gerald?Copy !req
102. Well, I'd, uh...
annex the SudetenlandCopy !req
103. and sign a nonaggression pact
with Russia.Copy !req
104. Norman?Copy !req
105. Well, I'd do the Reichstag
bathroom in purples and goldsCopy !req
106. and ban abortion on demand.Copy !req
107. LIBERAL RUBBISH!Copy !req
108. KLAUS, WHAT YOU WANT
WITH YOUR JUGGED FISH?Copy !req
109. HALIBUT.Copy !req
110. THE JUGGED FISH IS HALIBUT.Copy !req
111. WELL, WHAT FISH YOU GOT
THAT ISN'T JUGGED THEN?Copy !req
112. RABBIT.Copy !req
113. WHAT? RABBIT FISH?Copy !req
114. YES. IT'S GOT FINS.Copy !req
115. IS IT DEAD?Copy !req
116. WELL, IT WAS COUGHING UP BLOOD
LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
117. ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THE DEAD
UN JUGGED RABBIT FISH.Copy !req
118. WELL, THAT WAS
REALLY HORRIBLE.Copy !req
119. OH, YOU'RE ALWAYS
COMPLAINING.Copy !req
120. WHAT'S FOR AFTERS?Copy !req
121. WELL, THERE'S RAT CAKE,Copy !req
122. RAT PUDDING OR STRAWBERRY TART.Copy !req
123. STRAWBERRY TART?Copy !req
124. WELL, IT'S GOT SOME RAT IN IT.Copy !req
125. HOW MUCH?Copy !req
126. THREE.Copy !req
127. IT'S RATHER A LOT, REALLY.Copy !req
128. WELL, I'LL HAVE A SLICE
WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT.Copy !req
129. APPALLING.Copy !req
130. MOAN, MOAN, MOAN.Copy !req
131. HELLO, MUM.
HELLO, DAD.Copy !req
132. HELLO, SON.Copy !req
133. THERE'S A DEAD BISHOP
ON THE LANDING.Copy !req
134. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?Copy !req
135. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
136. WHAT'S ITS DIOCESE?Copy !req
137. WELL, IT LOOKED A BIT BATH
AND WELLSISH TO ME.Copy !req
138. I'LL GO
AND HAVE A LOOK.Copy !req
139. I DON'T KNOW WHO KEEPS
BRINGING THEM IN HERE.Copy !req
140. WELL, IT'S NOT ME.Copy !req
141. OUT BY THE BINCopy !req
142. WON'T TOUCH 'EM.Copy !req
143. LEICESTER.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?Copy !req
144. OF HIS NECK.Copy !req
145. I'M GOING TO CALL
THE POLICE.Copy !req
146. SHOULDN'T YOU CALL
THE CHURCH?Copy !req
147. POLICE.Copy !req
148. ALL RIGHT.
THE CHURCH POLICE!Copy !req
149. YES?Copy !req
150. THERE'S ANOTHER...
THERE'S A DEAD BISHOP...Copy !req
151. SUFFRAGAN?Copy !req
152. THERE'S ANOTHER DEAD
BISHOP ON THE LANDING.Copy !req
153. OR DIOCESAN?Copy !req
154. HOW SHOULD I KNOW?Copy !req
155. BACK OF THEIR NECKS.Copy !req
156. ERE!Copy !req
157. IS THAT RAT TART?Copy !req
158. YES.Copy !req
159. DISGUSTING.Copy !req
160. RIGHT!Copy !req
161. THE HUNT IS ON.Copy !req
162. OH, LORD, WE
BESEECH THEE...Copy !req
163. LEICESTER.Copy !req
164. ALL RIGHT, IT'S A FAIR COPCopy !req
165. BUT SOCIETY IS TO BLAME.Copy !req
166. AGREED.Copy !req
167. BY THE BINCopy !req
168. INTO CONSIDERATION.Copy !req
169. RIGHT. AND NOW, I'D LIKECopy !req
170. WITH A HYMN.Copy !req
171. OH, SHUT UP!Copy !req
172. THANK YOU.Copy !req
173. WHAT?Copy !req
174. ERE. OH, OOH.Copy !req
175. OW! OH. AH, OH...Copy !req
176. OH!Copy !req
177. OH, OH, WHOA! OH.Copy !req
178. OH! WHOA!Copy !req
179. OH. OH-OH.Copy !req
180. OH, OH, OH!Copy !req
181. OH! OOH! OH!Copy !req
182. WHEE-HEE-HEE!
WHOA!Copy !req
183. YAHOO!Copy !req
184. YAY!Copy !req
185. WHEE!Copy !req
186. MEANWHILE, IN THE JUNGLE
NEXT DOOR...Copy !req
187. LITTLE PLACE.Copy !req
188. YES. THEY'VE DONE
WONDERS WITH IT.Copy !req
189. YOU KNOW, THISCopy !req
190. OF THE MOST SWAMPY, DISEASE-INFESTEDCopy !req
191. AND THEY'VE TURNED IT INTO THIS
SMASHING LITTLE RESTAURANT.Copy !req
192. HERE YOU ARE, OMKAMI.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
193. WELL, HELLO, MR. AKWEKWE.Copy !req
194. HELLO THERE, MR. SPARE-BUTTONS-
SUPPLIED-WITH-THE-SHIRT.Copy !req
195. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
196. OF MY FELLOW EXPLORERS.Copy !req
197. SIR CHARLES FARQUARSON,
BRIAN BAILEY, BETTY BAILEYCopy !req
198. AND THIS IS MR. AKWEKWE
WHO STARTED THE WHOLE PLACE.Copy !req
199. IS SUPER.Copy !req
200. OH, TERRIFIC IDEA.Copy !req
201. THANK YOU ALL.Copy !req
202. THE ALLIGATOR PUREES?Copy !req
203. NOW THEN, HAVE YOU DECIDED?Copy !req
204. UH, YES. WELL, THERE'S TWOCopy !req
205. GOING TO HAVE, BRIAN?Copy !req
206. UH, QUICHE LORRAINE
FOR ME, PLEASE.Copy !req
207. RIGHT. SO THAT'S TWO
AVOCADO, ONE QUICHE.Copy !req
208. SO, THAT'S TWO AVOCADO,
ONE QUICHE.Copy !req
209. OF THE DAY.Copy !req
210. RIGHT.Copy !req
211. AND TO FOLLOW?Copy !req
212. UH, TWO CHICKEN
A LA REINE, PLEASE.Copy !req
213. UH, WITH SAUCE PROVENCAL,
PLEASE.Copy !req
214. AND ONE SCAMPI DESIREE.Copy !req
215. WITH A GREEN SALAD.Copy !req
216. RIGHT ON.Copy !req
217. TWO CHICKEN, ONE SCAMPICopy !req
218. WITH THE GREEN SALAD.Copy !req
219. THERE MAY BE...Copy !req
220. A LITTLE DELAY.Copy !req
221. THAT'S FINE,
BUT WE HAVE TO BE OUT BY 3:00.Copy !req
222. YES, SIR. YES.
WE'LL TRY.Copy !req
223. WE'LL TRY.Copy !req
224. FOR FAMILY VIEWING.Copy !req
225. INVOLVING PEOPLE'S HEADSCopy !req
226. IN SLOWMOTION.Copy !req
227. WOMEN WITH FLOPPY BREASTS.Copy !req
228. AND ALSO AT ONE POINT,Copy !req
229. AND THERE'S ANOTHER BIT WHERECopy !req
230. BUT MY FRIEND SAYS IT'S JUST
THE WA Y HE'S HOLDING THE SPEAR.Copy !req
231. OF GARDENING CLUB FOR 1958.Copy !req
232. AND NOW, BACK TO THE STORY.Copy !req
233. BACK AT THE RESTAURANT.Copy !req
234. YES. I THOUGHT MOST PLACES TOOK
BARCLAYCARD NOWADAYS.Copy !req
235. THEY'RE TAKING US, BRIAN?Copy !req
236. GOD KNOWS.Copy !req
237. LOOK!Copy !req
238. VOLCANO ANDU!Copy !req
239. HAS SEEN BEFORE.Copy !req
240. NO, NO, NO.
NEXT TO THAT.Copy !req
241. NO, NO, NO, NO.
NEXT TO THAT.Copy !req
242. OF ROIURAMA.Copy !req
243. THE LOST WORLD.Copy !req
244. OF YEARS AGO.Copy !req
245. LURK IN THE DARK,Copy !req
246. FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD.Copy !req
247. I STILL CAN'T SEE IT.Copy !req
248. YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S
WHERE THEY'RE TAKING US.Copy !req
249. YES. AND GOD KNOWS
WHAT WE'LL FIND THERE.Copy !req
250. WHAT PAGE, PLEASE?Copy !req
251. WHAT?Copy !req
252. IN THE SCRIPT?Copy !req
253. PAGE SEVEN.Copy !req
254. "COME ON, YOU DOGS.
WE HAVE FAR TO GO.Copy !req
255. WE MUST LOSE NO TIME."Copy !req
256. COME ON, YOU DOGS.
WE HAVE FAR TO GO.Copy !req
257. WE MUST LOSE NO TIME.Copy !req
258. COME ON, YOU...Copy !req
259. COME ON, YOU DOGS.Copy !req
260. WE HAVE TIME TO LOSE.Copy !req
261. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.Copy !req
262. MEANWHILE, BACK IN LONDONCopy !req
263. IN THE MALL...Copy !req
264. ANY NEWS OF BETTY BAILEY'S
EXPEDITION, HARGREAVES?Copy !req
265. UH...Copy !req
266. UH...Copy !req
267. PAGE... PAGE NINE.Copy !req
268. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
269. UH... THE LOST WORLD
OF ROIURAMA.Copy !req
270. THAT'S...
THAT'S MY LINE.Copy !req
271. OH. SORRY.Copy !req
272. GOING, SIR?Copy !req
273. THE LOST WORLD OF ROIURAMA.Copy !req
274. YES, SIR.
WE'VE GOT A TELEGRAM.Copy !req
275. OH.Copy !req
276. "READS IT."Copy !req
277. "EXPEDITION SUPERB,
WEATHER EXCELLENT.Copy !req
278. EVERYTHING WONDERFUL."Copy !req
279. WHAT'S GONE WRONG.Copy !req
280. FOR GOD'S SAKE,
BE CAREFUL...Copy !req
281. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
282. I'M GOING TO GO AFTER THEM.Copy !req
283. OH! FOR GOD'S SAKE,
BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
284. MY GOD, BETTY,
WE'RE DONE FOR.Copy !req
285. WE'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
286. WE'RE COMPLETELY
LOST. LOST!Copy !req
287. HAVE GONE.Copy !req
288. GOOD-BYE, BETTY.Copy !req
289. GOOD-BYE, FARQUARSON.Copy !req
290. GOOD-BYE, BRIAN.Copy !req
291. IT'S BEEN
A GREAT EXPEDITION.Copy !req
292. GREAT EXPEDITION.Copy !req
293. ALL THAT'LL BE LEFT OF
US IS A MAP, A COMPASSCopy !req
294. RECORDING OUR LAST MOMENTS.Copy !req
295. WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
296. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
297. IF WE'RE ON FILM...Copy !req
298. FILMING US.Copy !req
299. MY GOD, BETTY!Copy !req
300. YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
301. LOOK!
HELLO!Copy !req
302. GREAT TO SEE YOU!Copy !req
303. SUPER TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
304. SUPER!Copy !req
305. HOW ARE YOU, MATES?Copy !req
306. JOLLY GOOD!Copy !req
307. WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
308. WHAT IS IT AGAIN?Copy !req
309. WHO WERE FILMING US...Copy !req
310. WHO'S FILMING US NOW?Copy !req
311. LOOK!Copy !req
312. CUT THERE, MAN.Copy !req
313. CUT THERE.Copy !req
314. NO... NO GOOD.Copy !req
315. OF BULLDOG DRUMMOND CRAP?Copy !req
316. SHE DIDN'T GIVE MECopy !req
317. EMPIRE-BUILDING SHIT, MAN.Copy !req
318. NOT SO FAST, AKARUMBA.Copy !req
319. INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
320. I'M INSPECTOR BABOONCopy !req
321. OF SCOTLAND YARD'S SPECIAL
FRAUD FILM DIRECTOR'S SQUAD.Copy !req
322. JUNGLE DIVISION.Copy !req
323. BABOON OF THE YARD!Copy !req
324. SHUT UP!Copy !req
325. RIGHT, AKARUMBA.Copy !req
326. I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR IMPERSONATINGCopy !req
327. AND RELENTLESS CHARACTER STUDY.Copy !req
328. CRONACA DI UN AMORE, 1915Copy !req
329. BY A SHARED IRRATIONAL GUILT.Copy !req
330. LE AMICHE FOLLOWED IN 1955Copy !req
331. AND 1959 SAW THE FIRST OF
ANTONIONI'S WORLD-FAMOUS TRILOGYCopy !req
332. L'A VVENTURA, AN ACUTE STUDY
OF BOREDOM, RESTLESSNESSCopy !req
333. OF PURPOSELESS LIVING.Copy !req
334. IN L'ECLISSE THREE YEARS LATERCopy !req
335. WAS TAKEN UP ONCE AGAIN.Copy !req
336. "WE DO NOT HAVE TO KNOW EACH
OTHER TO LOVE," SAYS THE HEROINECopy !req
337. "AND PERHAPS,
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LOVE."Copy !req
338. WHEN DARKNESS DESCENDS...Copy !req
339. OF COLOR TO UNDERLINE...Copy !req
340. AND NOW ON BBC 1Copy !req
341. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS.Copy !req
342. YES, SIR.Copy !req
343. I'D LIKE TO HAVE
AN ARGUMENT, PLEASE.Copy !req
344. CERTAINLY, SIR.Copy !req
345. HAVE YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE?Copy !req
346. NO. THIS IS
MY FIRST TIME.Copy !req
347. I SEE. DO YOU WANT TO HAVECopy !req
348. OF TAKING A COURSE?Copy !req
349. WELL, WHAT WOULD
BE THE COST?Copy !req
350. WELL, YES, IT'S FIVE...Copy !req
351. IT'S ONE POUNDCopy !req
352. FOR A COURSE OF TEN.Copy !req
353. MMM... WELL, I THINK
IT'S PROBABLY BESTCopy !req
354. FROM THERE, OKAY?Copy !req
355. FINE. I'LL SEE WHO'S FREE
AT THE MOMENT.Copy !req
356. UH... MR. DU-BAKEY'S FREECopy !req
357. BUT HE'S A LITTLE BIT
CONCILIATORY.Copy !req
358. MMM.Copy !req
359. YES, UH, TRY
MR. BARNARD... ROOM 12.Copy !req
360. THANK YOU.Copy !req
361. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
362. WELL, I WAS TOLD OUTSIDE...Copy !req
363. DON'T GIVE ME THATCopy !req
364. OF PARROT DROPPINGS!Copy !req
365. WHAT?Copy !req
366. SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB,
YOU TIT!Copy !req
367. YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!Copy !req
368. YOU VACUOUS, TOFFEE-NOSED,
MALODOROUS PERVERT!Copy !req
369. WHAT?Copy !req
370. FOR AN ARGUMENT!Copy !req
371. OH! OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
372. THIS IS ABUSE.Copy !req
373. OH. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
374. THAT EXPLAINS IT.Copy !req
375. NO. YOU WANT 12A NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
376. I SEE.Copy !req
377. SORRY.Copy !req
378. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
379. YEAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
380. STUPID GIT.Copy !req
381. COME IN.Copy !req
382. FOR AN ARGUMENT?Copy !req
383. I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE.Copy !req
384. NO, YOU HAVEN'T.Copy !req
385. YES, I HAVE.Copy !req
386. WHEN?Copy !req
387. JUST NOW.Copy !req
388. NO, YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
389. YES, I DID.
DIDN'T.Copy !req
390. DID.
DIDN'T.Copy !req
391. I'M TELLING YOU I DID.Copy !req
392. YOU DID NOT.Copy !req
393. I'M SORRY, IS THISCopy !req
394. OR THE FULL HALF HOUR?Copy !req
395. OH! OH. JUST
THE FIVE-MINUTE ONE.Copy !req
396. FINE.Copy !req
397. THANK YOU.Copy !req
398. ANYWAY, I DID.Copy !req
399. DID NOT.Copy !req
400. NOW, LET'S GET ONE
THING QUITE CLEAR.Copy !req
401. TOLD YOU.Copy !req
402. YOU DID NOT.
YES, I DID.Copy !req
403. YOU DID NOT.
YES, I DID.Copy !req
404. DIDN'T.
YES, I DID.Copy !req
405. DIDN'T.
YES, I DID.Copy !req
406. LOOK, THIS ISN'T AN ARGUMENT.Copy !req
407. YES, IT IS.
NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
408. IT'S JUST CONTRADICTION.
NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
409. YES, IT IS.
IT IS NOT.Copy !req
410. IT IS!
YOU JUST CONTRADICTED ME.Copy !req
411. NO, I DIDN'T.Copy !req
412. OH, YOU DID.Copy !req
413. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
414. YOU DID JUST THEN.Copy !req
415. NO, NO, NONSENSE.Copy !req
416. OH, WELL, THIS IS FUTILE.Copy !req
417. NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
418. I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD ARGUMENT.Copy !req
419. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
YOU CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT.Copy !req
420. WELL, ARGUE IS NOT THE SAME
AS CONTRADICTION.Copy !req
421. IT CAN BE.Copy !req
422. NO, IT CAN'T.Copy !req
423. AN ARGUMENT'S A COLLECTED SERIESCopy !req
424. A DEFINITE PROPOSITION.Copy !req
425. NO, IT ISN'T.
YES, IT IS.Copy !req
426. IT ISN'T JUST CONTRADICTION.Copy !req
427. LOOK, IF ICopy !req
428. A CONTRARY POSITION.Copy !req
429. BUT IT ISN'T JUST SAYING,
"NO, IT ISN'T."Copy !req
430. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
431. NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
432. ARGUMENT'S
AN INTELLECTUAL PROCESS.Copy !req
433. THE OTHER PERSON SAYS.Copy !req
434. NO, IT ISN'T.
YES, IT IS.Copy !req
435. NOT AT ALL.
NOW, LOOK...Copy !req
436. THANK YOU.Copy !req
437. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
438. WHAT?Copy !req
439. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
440. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
441. INTERESTED.Copy !req
442. SORRY. THE FIVE
MINUTES IS UP.Copy !req
443. MINUTES JUST NOW.Copy !req
444. AFRAID IT WAS.Copy !req
445. NO, IT WASN'T.Copy !req
446. SORRY, I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO ARGUE ANYMORE.Copy !req
447. WHAT?Copy !req
448. YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR
ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
449. MINUTES JUST NOW.Copy !req
450. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
451. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
452. I'M VERY SORRY,Copy !req
453. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
ARGUE UNLESS YOU PAY.Copy !req
454. OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
455. THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
456. THANK YOU.Copy !req
457. WELL?Copy !req
458. WELL WHAT?Copy !req
459. JUST NOW.Copy !req
460. I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO ARGUE UNLESS YOU PAY.Copy !req
461. I JUST PAID.
NO, YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
462. I DID. I DID! I DID!Copy !req
463. LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO ARGUE ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
464. WELL, I'M VERY SORRY,
BUT YOU DIDN'T PAY.Copy !req
465. AHA! WELL, IF I DIDN'T PAY,
WHY ARE YOU ARGUING?Copy !req
466. GOT YOU.Copy !req
467. NO, YOU HAVEN'T.Copy !req
468. YES, I HAVE.Copy !req
469. IF YOU'RE ARGUING,
I MUST'VE PAID.Copy !req
470. NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
471. IN MY SPARE TIME.Copy !req
472. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.Copy !req
473. NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
OH, SHUT UP.Copy !req
474. I WANT TO COMPLAIN.Copy !req
475. YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN?
LOOK AT THESE SHOES.Copy !req
476. I'VE ONLY HAD THEM THREE WEEKSCopy !req
477. RIGHT THROUGH.Copy !req
478. NO, I WANT
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT...Copy !req
479. IF YOU COMPLAIN,Copy !req
480. AND MY BACK HURTS...Copy !req
481. I WANT TO COM... OW!Copy !req
482. NO, NO. HOLDCopy !req
483. THEN GO, "WAH!"Copy !req
484. TRY IT AGAIN.
WHOA!Copy !req
485. BETTER, BETTER,
BUT, "WAH! WAH!"Copy !req
486. HOLD YOUR HANDS HERE.Copy !req
487. NO.
NOW...Copy !req
488. NO, THAT'S IT,
THAT'S IT! GOOD!Copy !req
489. STOP HITTING ME!
WHAT?Copy !req
490. STOP HITTING ME.Copy !req
491. STOP HITTING YOU?
YES.Copy !req
492. WELL, UH, WHAT DID
YOU COME IN HERE FOR?Copy !req
493. I CAME HERE TO COMPLAIN.Copy !req
494. OH, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
495. IT'S BEING HIT ON THE
HEAD LESSONS IN HERE.Copy !req
496. WHAT A STUPID CONCEPT.Copy !req
497. RIGHT. HOLD IT THERE.Copy !req
498. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
499. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
500. I'M INSPECTOR FOX OF THECopy !req
501. COMEDY DIVISION,
SPECIAL FLYING SQUAD.Copy !req
502. FLYING FOX OF THE YARD?Copy !req
503. SHUT UP!
OH!Copy !req
504. NO, NO, NO, NO.
"WAH!"Copy !req
505. AND YOU!Copy !req
506. HE'S GOOD.Copy !req
507. A THING OR TWO FROM HIM.Copy !req
508. RIGHT, NOW YOU TWO, ME OLD
BEAUTIES, YOU ARE NICKED.Copy !req
509. WHAT FOR?Copy !req
510. I'M CHARGING YOU UNDER SECTION
21 OF THE STRANGE SKETCH ACT.Copy !req
511. THE WHAT?Copy !req
512. IN A STRANGE SKETCH.Copy !req
513. THAT IS A SKIT, SPOOFCopy !req
514. BRITISH PUBLIC.Copy !req
515. EVENING, ALL.Copy !req
516. IT'S A FAIR COP.Copy !req
517. AND YOU TOSH!Copy !req
518. WAH!Copy !req
519. THAT'S EXCELLENT!Copy !req
520. RIGHT, COME ON
DOWN TO THE YARD.Copy !req
521. HOLD IT, HOLD IT.Copy !req
522. TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
523. I'M INSPECTOR
THOMPSON'S GAZELLECopy !req
524. LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT DIVISION,
SPECIAL FLYING SQUAD.Copy !req
525. FLYING THOMPSON'S
GAZELLLE OF THE YARD?Copy !req
526. SHUT UP!Copy !req
527. AHH!Copy !req
528. HE... HE'S GOOD.Copy !req
529. SHUT UP.
WOW!Copy !req
530. ROTTEN.Copy !req
531. AHH!Copy !req
532. GOOD.Copy !req
533. RIGHT. I'M ARRESTINGCopy !req
534. ONE, ACTS OF SELF-Copy !req
535. CONTRARY TO THE "NOT IN FRONT
OF THE CHILDREN" ACTCopy !req
536. TWO, ALWAYS SAYING,
"IT'S SO AND SO OF THE YARD"Copy !req
537. AND THREE... AND THIS IS
THE CRUNCHER...Copy !req
538. THE "GETTING OUT OF SKETCHESCopy !req
539. A PROPER PUNCH LINE ACT."Copy !req
540. A POLICEMAN COME IN AND...Copy !req
541. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
542. HOLD IT.Copy !req
543. IT'S A FAIR COP.Copy !req
544. AND NOW ON BBC 1Copy !req
545. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS.Copy !req