Monty Python's Flying Circus 3x2

1. Narrator 1:

2. WHO, A YEAR AGO, HAD HEARD OF MR. AND MRS. BRIAN NORRIS

3. OF 37 GLEDHILL GARDENS, PARSONS GREEN?

4. AND YET, THEIR EPIC JOURNEY IN EBW343 HAS SET THEM

5. AND SIR EDMUND HILLARY.

6. STARTING ONLY WITH A THEORY, MR. NORRIS SET OUT TO PROVE

7. THE GREAT TREK NORTH.

8. MR. NORRIS' A SHORT HISTORY

9. IN THE CAR-SWAPPING BELT.

10. OF SURBITON GO TO HOUNSLOW?

11. MR. NORRIS HAD NOTICED

12. FIRSTLY, THE SIMILARITY OF HOUSES;

13. SECONDLY, THE SIMILARITY

14. BETWEEN HOUNSLOWAND SURBITON;

15. AND THIRDLY, THE SIMILARITY OF SPEECH.

16. THE G.D.B.D.M.D.B?

17. AH, YES, BUT I'VE HAD

18. TO REMOVE TAMPING.

19. JOLLY GOOD.

20. OR WERE THEY, AS MR. NORRIS BELIEVED

21. CULTURAL BACKGROUND?

22. THE LAWNMOWER.

23. IN TWO SEPARATE AREAS.

24. MR. NORRIS WAS CONVINCED.

25. I'M CONVINCED.

26. BUT HOW TO PROVE IT?

27. BUT HOW TO PROVE IT?

28. TO TRY AND MAKE IT.

29. WHILE MR. NORRIS

30. AND MRS. NORRIS MADE SANDWICHES.

31. FINALLY, BY APRIL

32. THEY WERE READY.

33. ON THE 23rd, MR. AND MRS. NORRIS SET OUT

34. THE 15 MILES TO SURBITON

35. OF LOCAL WELL-WISHERS.

36. THAT EVENING, THEY DINED AT TOOTING.

37. THEY'D SEE OF CIVILIZATION.

38. MR. NORRIS' DIARY FOR THE 23rd REVEALS

39. OF HIS MIND.

40. 7:30... FED CAT.

41. 8:00... BREAKFAST.

42. 8:3O... YES,

43. 9:00... SET OUT ON HISTORIC JOURNEY.

44. 24th, EARLY TO A VOID THE TRAFFIC

45. MR. NORRIS' HISTORIC EXPEDITION SET OUT FROM SURBITON...

46. DESTINATION HOUNSLOW.

47. EARLY ON, THEY BEGAN TO PERCEIVE ENCOURAGING SIGNS.

48. IN THE A.A. BOOK.

49. THEY WERE ON THE RIGHT ROUTE.

50. MR. NORRIS' WIFE BETTY

51. AND MADE SANDWICHES.

52. WHICH MRS. NORRIS GOT BACK FROM THE CHEMIST'S.

53. WHEN SUDDENLY...

54. MR. NORRIS HAD COME ACROSS THE KINGSTON BYPASS.

55. TO TELL THE ROUND TABLE.

56. AT THIS STAGE, MR. NORRIS WAS FACED

57. UP THE A3O8 VIA NORBITON TO HAMPTON WICK?

58. THE THAMES...

59. BETWEEN RICHMOND AND ISLEWORTH.

60. THIS WAS A MAJOR SETBACK.

61. CROSS THE RIVER?

62. PRODUCED NOTHING.

63. MR. NORRIS SPOTTED SOMETHING.

64. HAVE BEEN THE METHOD USED?

65. MR. NORRIS LED HIS EXPEDITION ON TO THE 3:47.

66. 4O MINUTES LATER, VIA CLAPHAM

67. FULHAM, CHISWICKAND BRENTFORD,

68. HOUNSLOW.

69. WAS THIS THEN THE FINAL PROOF?

70. THE ACCOUNTANT'S INSTINCT

71. IN MR. NORRIS' MAKEUP.

72. THE JOURNEY WAS POSSIBLE, AND YET...

73. "WRONG-WAY" NORRIS HAD

74. OF ANTHROPOLOGICAL HISTORY.

75. AND NOT VICE VERSA, AS HE HAD ORIGINALLY SURMISED.

76. THE SECRET OF SURBITON.

77. HAPPY AND CONTENTED, MR. NORRIS RETURNED

78. FOR, IN HIS WA Y, "WRONG-WAY" NORRIS WAS RIGHT.

79. AND NOW...

80. IT'S...

81. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS.

82. KNOCK, ENTER AND APPROACH.

83. RIGHT.

84. IT'S COME TO MY NOTICE

85. CASH-IN ENDOWMENT FACILITIES.

86. APPARENTLY,

87. WAS OVERSUBSCRIBED EIGHT TIMES.

88. IT WAS TIDWELL'S IDEA, SIR.

89. SHUT UP, STEBBINS. I HAVEN'T FINISHED.

90. OH, BY THE WAY,

91. GRAND PRIX AT MONZA.

92. THANK YOU, SIR.

93. SHUT UP.

94. NOW THEN, THIS SORT

95. HAS GOT TO STOP.

96. IN BIG SCHOOL.

97. IS THAT CLEAR, BALDERSTON?

98. YES, SIR.

99. OH, AND BALDERSTON,

100. A "PANORAMA" REPORT

101. FROM MR. DIBLEY.

102. SORRY, SIR.

103. SHUT UP, AND STOP SLOUCHING.

104. NOW, THE REASON I'VE CALLED YOU IN HERE TODAY

105. A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH HER, UH...

106. WITH HER WATERWORKS, AND, UH...

107. A BIT OF ATTENTION.

108. NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE SURGEON?

109. COME ON, I KNOW ONE OF YOU IS.

110. NOW, WHICH ONE IS IT?

111. AH, TIDWELL.

112. GOOD. WELL,

113. HAVE A LOOK AT THE WIFE.

114. OH, SIR, WHY DON'T YOU ASK STEBBINS? HE'S A GYNECOLOGIST.

115. OH, YOU ROTTEN STINKER, TIDWELL!

116. SHH. IS THIS TRUE, STEBBINS?

117. ARE YOU A GYNECOLOGIST?

118. YES, SIR.

119. RIGHT. JUST THE MAN. HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?

120. 30 GUINEAS, SIR.

121. EXCELLENT. RIGHT. I WANT YOU

122. TO GO ALONG TO SEE THE WIFE.

123. GIVE HER A FULL EXAMINATION.

124. BY THE END OF BREAK.

125. AND DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!

126. HELLO.

127. HELLO.

128. WELL, LAST WEEK

129. ON HOW TO DO IT

130. WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU

131. OF LAND CULTIVATABLE.

132. BUT, FIRST, HERE'S

133. OF ALL KNOWN DISEASES.

134. HELLO, ALAN.

135. HELLO, JACKIE.

136. WELL, FIRST OF ALL,

137. SO THERE'LL NEVER BE ANY DISEASES EVER AGAIN.

138. THANKS, JACKIE.

139. GREAT IDEA.

140. HOW TO PLAY THE FLUTE.

141. WELL, HERE WE ARE.

142. UM, YOU BLOW THERE

143. UP AND DOWN HERE.

144. GREAT... GREAT, ALAN.

145. WELL, NEXT WEEK WE'LL BE SHOWING YOU

146. THE RUSSIANS AND THE CHINESE.

147. SO, UNTIL NEXT WEEK, CHEERIO.

148. BYE.

149. BYE.

150. BYE-BYE.

151. OH, YES, HE'S SUCH

152. JUST LIKE HIS FATHER.

153. OH, DO YOU THINK SO, MRS. NIGGER-BAITER?

154. OH, YES.

155. SPITTING IMAGE.

156. MMM!

157. AFTERNOON, MOTHER.

158. AFTERNOON, MRS. NIGGER-BAITER.

159. OOH, HE'S WALKING ALREADY.

160. YES, HE'S SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE BOY.

161. COOCHY-COOCHY-COO!

162. HELLO, COOCHY-COO!

163. HELLO, COOCHY-COOCHY!

164. HELLO!

165. LAUGHING!

166. HE'S A CHIRPY LITTLE FELLOW, ISN'T HE?

167. ISN'T HE A CHIRPY LITTLE FELLOW, EH?

168. DOES HE TALK?

169. DOES HE TALK, EH?

170. OF COURSE I CAN TALK.

171. I'M MINISTER FOR OVERSEAS DEVELOPMENT.

172. OOH, HE'S A CLEVER LITTLE BOY!

173. HE'S A CLEVER LITTLE BOY!

174. YOUR RATTLE, EH?

175. YOUR RATTLE?

176. FOLLOWING IT, EH.

177. LITTLE EYEBALLS.

178. OOH, HE'S GOT A TUBBY TUM-TUM.

179. OOH, HE'S GOT A TUBBY TUM-TUM!

180. MOTHER, COULD I HAVE A QUICK CUP OF TEA, PLEASE?

181. AT 6:00.

182. OH, MRS. NIGGER-BAITER'S EXPLODED!

183. GOOD THING, TOO.

184. SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

185. OH, MOTHER, DON'T BE SO SENTIMENTAL.

186. THINGS EXPLODE EVERY DAY.

187. YES, I SUPPOSE SO.

188. ANYWAY, I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE HER THAT MUCH.

189. OOH.

190. HELLO. I'M YOUR NEW VICAR.

191. IN ANY ENCYCLOPEDIAS?

192. OH, NO. THANK YOU.

193. WE'RE NOT CHURCH PEOPLE. THANK YOU.

194. HOW ABOUT BRUSHES? NYLON OR BRISTLE?

195. STRONG-TUFTED, ATTRACTIVE COLORS.

196. NO. REALLY, THANK YOU, VICAR.

197. OH, DEAR. TURKEY? CUP FINAL TICKETS?

198. NO, NO. REALLY, WE'RE JUST NOT RELIGIOUS.

199. THANK YOU.

200. OH, WELL. BYE-BYE.

201. BYE-BYE, VICAR.

202. REMEMBER,

203. JEWELRY, ASCOT, WATER HEATERS...

204. THANK YOU, VICAR.

205. IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT, HOW...

206. JUST BLOW UP LIKE THAT?

207. YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS MEDICALLY POSSIBLE, WOULD YOU?

208. THIS IS WHERE MRS. SHAZAM WAS SO WRONG.

209. MEDICAL PHENOMENON.

210. CAN DO A WORLD OF GOOD.

211. FOR INSTANCE, ATHLETE'S FOOT... AN IRRITATING CONDITION...

212. BETWEEN EACH TOE...

213. EXCUSE ME.

214. HELLO. I'M YOUR NEW VICAR.

215. WATCHES, PENS OR BIROS?

216. NO. I'M NOT RELIGIOUS, I'M AFRAID.

217. OH. SOUVENIRS, BADGES

218. THE BACK OF THE CAR?

219. NO. THANK YOU, VICAR.

220. GOOD MORNING.

221. NOW, MANY

222. ARE SKEPTICAL ABOUT MY WORK.

223. 84 DEAD, 65 SEVERELY WOUNDED AND 12 MISSING, BELIEVED CURED.

224. BUT THEN, PEOPLE LAUGHED AT BOB HOPE.

225. INTO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE.

226. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT PASTEUR WAS WRONG.

227. LOOK, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.

228. WATCH IT, MATE.

229. I'M NOT GOING

230. AND PRODDED ALL DAY.

231. I'M OFF.

232. I'VE GOT A DECENT BODY.

233. IN THE CHEST.

234. WELL, I'M OFF. I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER LINE OF WORK.

235. WATCH IT!

236. DON'T GO ANY FURTHER!

237. TURN BACK!

238. STOP! STOP! PLEASE! OH, STOP!

239. OH, MY GOD!

240. HE'S FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE CARTOON!

241. WELL, SO MUCH FOR THAT LINK.

242. OF COVENT GARDEN.

243. HE'S A WORLD-FAMOUS AUTHORITY ON 19th CENTURY RUSSIAN MUSIC

244. AND HE'S COME

245. ABOUT TSCHAIKOWSKY...

246. AS THIS IS FARMING CLUB.

247. WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK

248. AT THE MINISTRY'S

249. OF FOOT-AND-MOUTH.

250. WE'LL BE TALKING LATER ON

251. BUT FIRST,

252. "THE LIFE OF TSCHAIKOWSKY."

253. TSCHAIKOWSKY...

254. WHO WROTE TUNES?

255. TONIGHT, ON FARMING CLUB

256. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE

257. AT HIS FRIENDS.

258. INCIDENTALLY,

259. CALLED HELLO, PIANIST

260. IS REALLY SMASHING.

261. WAS BORN IN 1840

262. JUST OUTSIDE ST. PETERSBURG.

263. HIS FATHER LEO McKERN... A FREELANCE BISHOP...

264. WAS MARRIED TO VERA PLACHENKA... JULIE CHRISTIE...

265. WITH MARGO FARENKA...

266. SHIRLEY ABICAIR...

267. MADAME RANEVSKY...

268. McWHIRTER.

269. SOON, HOWEVER, THE FAMILY...

270. ELDRIDGE CLEAVER, MOIRA LISTER AND STAN THE BAT...

271. INDUSTRIAL VILLAGE OF OMSK...

272. EDDIE WARING...

273. FOUND THEMSELVES, SADLY

274. QUITE UNABLE TO COPE... ANTHONY BARBER.

275. IN 1863, HOWEVER,

276. AND WHEN HE'D

277. THE LIVING ROOM.

278. UP THE STORY.

279. WELL, GUESS WHAT?

280. WAS TO GO TO THIS EXTRAORDINARY,

281. SEMl-MONDRIAN HOUSE IN ROBIN, RUSSIA.

282. YOU'VE EVER HENRY HEARD IN THE WHOLE OF YOUR LILY LIFE.

283. THAT EVERYBODY, BUT EVERYBODY,

284. AND QUITE RIGHT, TOO

285. 'CAUSE SHE WROTE

286. SUCH AS "SALLY SLEEPING BEAUTY," "PATSY PATHETIQUE"

287. "ADRIAN 1812,"

288. AND PETER PIANO FANNY FORTE.

289. OF THIS TORTURED PONCE?

290. WELL, IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THE SIZE OF NELSON'S COLUMN

291. WAS MUCH SMALLER.

292. OF AN EXTREMELY LARGE DOG...

293. THAT IS TO SAY,

294. OR FOUR VERY LARGE HAMSTERS,

295. AND NOT JUST THE HEAD.

296. UH, ROBIN?

297. UH, THANK YOU.

298. WELL, HERE'S A THREE-STAGE MODEL OF TSCHAIKOWSKY.

299. HERE YOU SEE THE LEGS,

300. AND, UM, THIS IS THE MAIN TRUNK...

301. OF THE WHOLE THING...

302. INCORPORATING, OF COURSE,

303. THE, AS IT WERE, HEAD OF THE WHOLE, AS IT WERE, BODY.

304. ROBIN?

305. PETER?

306. SIMON.

307. MAURICE.

308. ME.

309. WELL...

310. POOR PET, SHE WAS LIKE A LOST LAMB IN AN ABATTOIR.

311. EVENTUALLY, SHE DICKIE DIED

312. IN ST. PATSY PETERSBURG, IN GERTIE GREAT PERCY PAIN.

313. HERE TO PLAY TSCHAIKOWSKY'S

314. SVIATOSLA V RICHTER.

315. HE WILL ESCAPE FROM A SACK,

316. AND A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS.

317. GOOD EVENING.

318. THE POETRY OF T.S. ELIOT

319. TUMMY BULGE.

320. JEAN.

321. WELL, YES, AND THE INCHES STAY OFF. MARK?

322. TERRIFIC. THRILL TO THOMAS A BECKET'S

323. TIGHTER, FIRMER, NEATER.

324. I AM HERE!

325. TO THE KING.

326. EXCOMMUNICATED.

327. ABROGATED.

328. VIOLATED.

329. OFF YOUR HIPS,

330. AND ABDOMEN.

331. A TERRIFIC PRODUCT.

332. TERRIFIC!

333. HISTORY.

334. FRANCIS BEFORE LAST SEASON'S

335. TRIM-JEANS' PLAY

336. TRIM-JEAN COMPANY, LIMITED.

337. SEE? KEVIN HAS SLIPPED

338. THE HANDY LITTLE PUMP PROVIDED.

339. KEVIN... AS TRIGORIN

340. OF SENTIMENTAL ROMANCES...

341. HAS LOST OVER 33 INCHES.

342. WOW! WHAT A DIFFERENCE.

343. CAN CERTAINLY WRITE.

344. TERRIFIC.

345. TERRIFIC.

346. YES, WHY NOT JOIN US

347. SLENDERIZING.

348. LOSING A TOTAL OF 15 INCHES IN DAVID STOREY'S HOME.

349. AND LONG DA Y'S JOURNEY

350. WHILE INCHES MELT AWAY.

351. IN ALL FOUR AREAS.

352. JEANS' VERSION

353. 1,500 INCHES.

354. WAS IST DAS?

355. ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!

356. HALT! HALT!

357. HALT!

358. WASN'T THAT TERRIFIC, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

359. REALLY GREAT.

360. NOW, THE NEXT ITEM ON THE PROGRAM IS...

361. I CAN'T STAND IT, MAN. REALLY NOT.

362. I'VE HAD IT

363. SAY THE MOST INANE...

364. REALLY TERRIFIC ACT.

365. NOW, THE NEXT ITEM ON...

366. I'M OFF. GONE.

367. I CAN EXPRESS MYSELF...

368. WAY I FEEL, MAN...

369. WELCOME ABOARD, BRITISHER PIG.

370. QUITE A LITTLE SURPRISE, JA?

371. SHIPPING ROUTES, JA?

372. COME ON, TALK!

373. HELLO, FRITZ.

374. TO HAVE TURNED, OLD CHAP.

375. LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE A BIT OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, EH?

376. COME ON, FRITZ, NOW TELL US... TELL US ABOUT...

377. AH, GLEETINGS, CAPITALIST DOG.

378. VERY SORRY, BUT MUST INFORM YOU

379. OF PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC.

380. I'M VERY SORRY, COMRADE COMMANDO

381. ON RADAR SCANNER.

382. This is your captain speaking.

383. There is no need for panic.

384. Women and children first.

385. Women and children first.

386. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST.

387. AND INDIANS.

388. DRESSED UP LIKE THAT?

389. THING LEFT.

390. WOMEN, CHILDREN AND RED INDIANS.

391. AND SPACEMEN.

392. WOMEN, CHILDREN, RED INDIANS AND SPACEMEN.

393. WHAT'S THAT MEANT TO BE?

394. WELL, IT'S A SORT

395. OF ONE OF THE

396. OR THE BORGIAS.

397. NO, IT'S NOT.

398. IT'S MORE FLEMISH THAN ITALIAN.

399. YES. THAT'S A

400. OF THE 15th OR 16th CENTURIES.

401. WHAT? WITH THESE TASSELS?

402. YES, YES.

403. FITTED DOUBLETS GOING...

404. INTO THE FULL HOSE, YOU KNOW.

405. EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

406. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. DON'T PANIC.

407. NOW, WHAT'S IT MEANT TO BE?

408. I'VE GOT TO TELL THEM SOMETHING.

409. IS IT A FLEMISH MERCHANT?

410. NO, IT IS NOT A FLEMISH MERCHANT.

411. IT'S MORE

412. RENAISSANCE MAN.

413. OH, ALL RIGHT. NO, IT'S NOT.

414. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

415. CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

416. FOR THE LIFEBOATS.

417. WOMEN, CHILDREN,

418. spacemen and sort of idealized versions

419. of the complete Renaissance man first.

420. CHEVRONS!

421. THEY DID NOT!

422. YES, GOMEZ?

423. "WE FOUND THEM WALKING ON THE BEACH, MY CAPTAIN."

424. GOMEZ, WHY CAN'T YOU SAY THIS?

425. WHAT? OH, I SEE.

426. WE CAN'T AFFORD IT. AH!

427. YOU SEE, THE BBC HAS TO PAY AN ACTOR 20 GUINEAS IF HE SPEAKS

428. A HOLE IN THE BUDGET.

429. 28 GUINEAS, SIR. OH, SORRY!

430. YOU FOOL, GOMEZ!

431. THAT'S 28 GUINEAS.

432. WHAT ABOUT ME, SIR?

433. ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SPEAK? NO, SIR.

434. WELL, YOU'VE JUST SPOKEN! OH, SORRY, SIR.

435. YOU FOOL, THAT'S 56 GUINEAS BEFORE WE'VE EVEN STARTED!

436. YES?

437. WHAT DID HE DO THAT FOR?

438. IT'S A STUNT, SIR... AN EXTRA 20 GUINEAS.

439. LOOK, WE CAN'T AFFORD IT!

440. OF MONEY AS IT IS.

441. INTO LIQUIDATION.

442. MRS. KELLY, WHO OWNS THE FLAT

443. TILL THE END OF THE MONTH...

444. AND WE'VE JUST HEARD THAT HUW WELDON'S WATCH

445. CAN BE CONTINUED AS PLANNED.

446. WELL, THAT'S ALL FROM ME, SO... GOOD NIGHT.

447. BE IN THERE ALL NIGHT?

448. IT'S JUST A BULLETIN, MR. KELLY.

449. AND NOW, BACK TO THE STORY.

450. COMMENCE!

451. ALL RIGHT!

452. ON THE BEACH, MY CAPITAN.

453. WE'RE BRITISH

454. AND ENTITLED TO BE...

455. IT'S PUSS!

456. HELLO, PUSS.

457. HELLO, CHILDREN.

458. STOP! STOP THIS ADAPTATION OF PUSS-IN-BOOTS!

459. OF THE STATE OF VENEZUELA.

460. OH, NO, IT ISN'T.

461. OH, YES, IT IS!

462. OH, NO, IT ISN'T!

463. OH, YES, IT IS!

464. OH, NO, IT ISN'T!

465. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

466. NOW, I'M GOING

467. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU DO NOT

468. OF MAKING YOU ANSWER.

469. LIKE NOT PAYING 28 GUINEAS.

470. SHUT UP!

471. NOW, WHAT SHIP ARE YOU FROM?

472. THE SS MOTHER GOOSE.

473. WE WERE 12 DAYS OUT FROM PORT OF SPAIN AND I...

474. I GOT 30 BOB FOR THE TROUSERS!

475. SS MOTHER GOOSE.

476. WE WERE 12 DAYS OUT

477. AND ONE NIGHT, I WAS

478. STORAGE LOCKERS...

479. GO ON.

480. OH, UM...

481. WELL, I-I NOTICED SOMETHING UNUSUAL.

482. AND THERE, CROUCHING

483. I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

484. OF TERROR.

485. ITS HEAD, WHICH WAS LIKE...

486. THIS, PLEASE?

487. A SMALL, A SMALL RAT.

488. AND HORRIBLE AND BEFURRED.

489. WITH ONE ALMIGHTY...

490. IN HERE TONIGHT?

491. I'M SORRY, MRS. KELLY.

492. WE DON'T KNOW, I'M AFRAID.

493. THIS IS DRAMA.

494. MR. FOX TOLD ME

495. THAT THEY'RE DOING

496. IN HERE TONIGHT AT 9:10.

497. THIS IS BBC TWO.

498. ARE IN THE KITCHEN.

499. WELL, I'M NOT

500. OVER MY BINETTE.

501. NO. COME ON!

502. TEARING AT MY THROAT, RIPPING MY CLOTHES...

503. BEFORE YOU LEAVE!

504. ALL RIGHT!

505. BUT IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME.

506. ITS SUPERNATURAL POWERS...

507. Another clear round

508. for Harvey Smith on O'Malley.

509. And now it's Mrs. David Barker riding Atalanta, number three.

510. RIGHT! THAT'S IT.

511. COME ON, OUT, OUT, ALL OF YOU!

512. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! COME ON!

513. HARVEY SMITH...

514. GET OUT OF THERE!

515. IT'S ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR PROGRAMS.

516. THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, MR. FOX.

517. WELL, THAT'S ALL FROM BBC TELEVISION FOR THIS EVENING.

518. COME ON! GET OUT! OUT!

519. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

520. OUT! OUT!

521. GET OUT!

522. TONIGHT, FROM LONDON

523. LULU...

524. RINGO STARR...

525. AND THE MAN YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

526. YOUR HOST FOR TONIGHT...

527. LOVE THE OUTFIT, DEAR.

528. IT'S GORGEOUS.

529. HELLO. GOOD EVENING. WELCOME.

530. IT'S...