1. FROM THE EMPIRE POOL, WEMBLEYCopy !req
2. BETWEEN JACK BODELL, BRITISHCopy !req
3. AND SIR KENNETH CLARK.Copy !req
4. IT'S THE FIRST TIMECopy !req
5. SOME REAL ACTION TONIGHT.Copy !req
6. OVER GOTHIC...Copy !req
7. HE'S DOWN.Copy !req
8. IN EIGHT SECONDS.Copy !req
9. BUT HE'S UP AGAIN,
HE'S UP AT SIX.Copy !req
10. OF PALLADIO'S VILLAS REFLECT...Copy !req
11. AND HE'S DOWN AGAINCopy !req
12. AND I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING
TO GET UP THIS TIME.Copy !req
13. NO, SO JACK BODELL HASCopy !req
14. HERE TONIGHT.Copy !req
15. PROFESSOR OF FINE ART.Copy !req
16. THANK YOU.Copy !req
17. THANK YOU.Copy !req
18. THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
19. AND NOW...Copy !req
20. IT'S...Copy !req
21. MONTY PYTHON'S
FLYING CIRCUSESES.Copy !req
22. STAND AND DELIVER!Copy !req
23. DROP THAT GUN!Copy !req
24. TO YOU ALL.Copy !req
25. FOR I HAVE TWO PISTOLS HERE.Copy !req
26. ISN'T LOADED ANYMORECopy !req
27. BUT THE OTHER ONE IS, SO
THAT'S ONE OF YOU DEAD FOR SURECopy !req
28. FOR SURE ANYWAY.Copy !req
29. WOULDN'T BECopy !req
30. BECAUSE I'M
A VERY GOOD SHOT.Copy !req
31. EVERY DAY.Copy !req
32. WELL, NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERY DAYCopy !req
33. BUT MOST DAYS IN THE WEEK.Copy !req
34. FOUR OR FIVE TIMES A WEEK...Copy !req
35. AT LEAST... AT LEASTCopy !req
36. ONLY SOME WEEKENDS,Copy !req
37. THERE WASN'T MUCH TIMECopy !req
38. DOWN A BIT.Copy !req
39. IT'S DEFINITELY A SOLID
FOUR DAYS' PRACTICE EVERY WEEKCopy !req
40. AT LEAST.Copy !req
41. I MEAN, I RECKON I COULD HIT
THAT TREE OVER THERE...Copy !req
42. THE ONE BEHIND THE HILLOCK.Copy !req
43. NOT THE BIG HILLOCK,
THE LITTLE HILLOCK ON THE LEFT.Copy !req
44. YOU CAN SEE THE THREE TREES...Copy !req
45. AND BACK A BIT,
THAT ONE...Copy !req
46. FOUR TIMES OUT OF FIVE...Copy !req
47. ON A GOOD DAY.Copy !req
48. SAY, WITH THIS WIND, SAY...
SAY, SEVEN TIMES OUT OF TEN.Copy !req
49. WHAT... THAT TREE THERE?Copy !req
50. WHICH ONE?Copy !req
51. OF THE TOP LEFT.Copy !req
52. NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE.Copy !req
53. NO, NO, HE MEANS
THE ONE OVER THERE.Copy !req
54. LOOK, DO YOU SEE
THAT ONE THERE?Copy !req
55. YES.Copy !req
56. WELL, NOW GO TWO
ALONG TO THE RIGHT.Copy !req
57. THAT LITTLE BUSH.Copy !req
58. WELL, IT'S THE ONE
JUST BEHIND IT.Copy !req
59. AH, THE ELM!Copy !req
60. THAT'S NOT AN ELM.Copy !req
61. AN ELM'S GOT SORT OF GREAT
CLUMPS OF LEAVES LIKE THAT.Copy !req
62. THAT'S EITHER A BEECH
OR A, UM... A, UH... A HORNBEAM.Copy !req
63. A HORNBEAM?Copy !req
64. NO, NOT A HORNBEAM.Copy !req
65. WHAT'S THE TREE THAT HASCopy !req
66. ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE...Copy !req
67. SERRATED!Copy !req
68. TO THE SERRATED EDGES?Copy !req
69. A WILLOW.Copy !req
70. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
71. THAT'S NOTHING LIKE A WILLOW.Copy !req
72. WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.Copy !req
73. OUT OF TEN... THAT'S THE POINT.Copy !req
74. NEVER A WILLOW.Copy !req
75. SHUT UP!Copy !req
76. THIS IS A HOLDUP,
NOT A BOTANY LESSON.Copy !req
77. RIGHT! NOW, MY FINE FRIENDS,
NO FALSE MOVES, PLEASE.Copy !req
78. ALL THE LUPINS YOU'VE GOT.Copy !req
79. LUPINS?Copy !req
80. YES, LUPINS, COME ON, COME ON!Copy !req
81. WHAT DO YOU MEAN... LUPINS?Copy !req
82. DON'T TRY AND PLAY FOR TIME.Copy !req
83. I'M NOT.Copy !req
84. YOU MEAN THE FLOWER LUPINS?Copy !req
85. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
86. WELL, WE HAVEN'T
GOT ANY LUPINS.Copy !req
87. HONESTLY.Copy !req
88. LOOK, MY FINE FRIENDSCopy !req
89. THAT THIS IS THE LUPIN EXPRESS.Copy !req
90. OF YOUR TINY MIND.Copy !req
91. GET OUT OF THE COACH.Copy !req
92. COME ON, GET OUT!Copy !req
93. JUST AS I THOUGHT.Copy !req
94. NOT CLEVER ENOUGH,
MY FINE FRIENDS.Copy !req
95. COME ON, CONCORDE.Copy !req
96. WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE LUPINS.Copy !req
97. HERE WE ARE,
I'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
98. MORNING,
MRS. TREPIDATIOUS.Copy !req
99. OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT.Copy !req
100. MY RIGHT ARM'S HANGING OFF
SOMETHING AWFUL.Copy !req
101. OH, YOU WANT TO
HAVE THAT SEEN TO.Copy !req
102. WHAT... BY THAT DR. MORRISON?Copy !req
103. HE'S KILLED MORE PATIENTS
THAN I'VE HAD SEVERE BOILS.Copy !req
104. WHAT DO THE STARS SAY?Copy !req
105. WELL, PETULA CLARK SAYSCopy !req
106. BUT DAVID FROST...Copy !req
107. NO, THE STARS IN THE PAPERCopy !req
108. OF ANTEATER'S CATARRH.Copy !req
109. THE ZODIACAL SIGNS,Copy !req
110. THE OMENS, THE GENETHLIACCopy !req
111. THE MANTALOGICAL HARBINGERS,Copy !req
112. OF THE MANTALOGICAL OMENS.Copy !req
113. FORECAST, PROPHESY,
FORETELL, PROGNOSTICATE...Copy !req
114. YOU AT HOME CAN JOIN IN.Copy !req
115. FOREBODE, BODE,
AUGUR, SPELL...Copy !req
116. FORETOKEN, PRESAGE, PORTENDCopy !req
117. FORESHOW, FORESHADOW, FORE-RUNCopy !req
118. HERALD, POINT TO, BETOKEN,
INDICATE?Copy !req
119. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
120. WHAT ARE YOU?Copy !req
121. I'M NESBITT.Copy !req
122. THERE'S NOT A ZODIACAL
SIGN CALLED NESBITT.Copy !req
123. ALL RIGHT,
DERRY AND TOMS.Copy !req
124. "AQUARIUS, SCORPIO, VIRGO,
DERRY AND TOMS.Copy !req
125. APRIL 29 TO MARCH 22,
EVEN DATES ONLY."Copy !req
126. WELL, WHAT DOES IT PRESAGE?Copy !req
127. "YOU HAVE GREEN, SCALY SKINCopy !req
128. "AND A SOFTCopy !req
129. "WITH A SERIES OF FINLIKE RIDGESCopy !req
130. "RUNNING DOWN YOUR SPINE
AND TAIL.Copy !req
131. "ALTHOUGH LIZARDLIKE IN SHAPECopy !req
132. "YOU CAN GROW ANYTHING
UP TO 30 FEET IN LENGTHCopy !req
133. "WITH HUGE TEETHCopy !req
134. "GREAT ROCKS
AND TREES.Copy !req
135. "YOU INHABIT ARIDCopy !req
136. AND WEAR SPECTACLES."Copy !req
137. HMM, IT'S VERY GOOD
ABOUT THE SPECTACLES.Copy !req
138. IT'S AMAZING!Copy !req
139. HMM, WHAT'S YOURS,
IRENE?Copy !req
140. BASIL.Copy !req
141. I'M SORRY, WHAT'S
YOURS, BASIL?Copy !req
142. NO, THAT'S MY
STAR SIGN... BASIL.Copy !req
143. THERE ISN'T
A STAR SIGN...Copy !req
144. YES, THERE IS.Copy !req
145. "AQUARIUS, SAGITTARIUS,Copy !req
146. BASIL... JUNE 21 TILL JUNE 22."Copy !req
147. WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY?Copy !req
148. "YOU HAVE GREEN, SCALY SKINCopy !req
149. "AND A SERIES OF YELLOWCopy !req
150. AND TAIL..."Copy !req
151. THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!Copy !req
152. OH! TRY ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
153. WHAT'S AQUARIUS?Copy !req
154. IT'S A ZODIACAL SIGN.Copy !req
155. I KNOW THAT!Copy !req
156. WHAT'S IT SAY IN THE PAPER,
MRS. FLAN-AND-PICKLE?Copy !req
157. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
158. OH! IT SAYS,
"A WONDERFUL DAY AHEAD.Copy !req
159. "YOU'LL BE SURROUNDED
BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS.Copy !req
160. "ROGER MOORE WILLCopy !req
161. "BRINGING TONY CURTIS WITH HIM.Copy !req
162. "IN THE AFTERNOON, A SUBSTANTIAL
CASH SUM WILL COME YOUR WAY.Copy !req
163. "IN THE EVENING, PETULACopy !req
164. "ACCOMPANIED BY
THE MIKE SAMMES SINGERS.Copy !req
165. "SHE WILL SING FOR YOU
IN YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
166. "BEFORE YOU GO TO BED,Copy !req
167. HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU."Copy !req
168. EWW!Copy !req
169. WHAT'S SCORPIO?Copy !req
170. OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD.Copy !req
171. "YOU WILL HAVE LUNCH WITH A
SCHOOL FRIEND OF DUANE EDDY'SCopy !req
172. "WHO WILL INSISTCopy !req
173. "SOME OF DUANE'S GREATEST
INSTRUMENTAL HITS.Copy !req
174. "IN THE AFTERNOON,
YOU WILL DIE.Copy !req
175. BE BURIED..."Copy !req
176. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
177. OH, MORNING, DOCTOR.Copy !req
178. AND HOW'S THE OLD ARM
THIS MORNING, MRS. IKON?Copy !req
179. OH, IT'S STILL HANGING
OFF AT THE SHOULDER.Copy !req
180. GOOD, WELL, LET'S HAVE
A LOOK AT IT, SHALL WE?Copy !req
181. OH, DAMN!Copy !req
182. OH, DAMN THIS
WRETCHED LITTLE BAG.Copy !req
183. OH, DAMN, THIS WRETCHED,
BLOODY LITTLE BAG.Copy !req
184. IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATECopy !req
185. IT'S THIS WRETCHED,
BLOODY LITTLE BAG.Copy !req
186. OH, DAMN THIS WRETCHED,
BLOODY LITTLE BAG!Copy !req
187. DAMN IT!Copy !req
188. LITTLE BAG.Copy !req
189. LITTLE BAG!Copy !req
190. THERE, RIGHT.Copy !req
191. WHAT'S THAT DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
192. RIGHT! WELL...Copy !req
193. HAND OVER THE MONEY.Copy !req
194. COME ON, ALL OF IT.Copy !req
195. THANK YOU.Copy !req
196. YES, THAT SEEMS
TO BE OKAY.Copy !req
197. I'LL JUST TEST
YOUR REFLEXES.Copy !req
198. TO BE OKAY.Copy !req
199. I'LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
200. TOO MUCH ON FOOD.Copy !req
201. THANK YOU, DOCTOR.Copy !req
202. MORNING, MR. HENSON.Copy !req
203. HOW ARE WE TODAY?Copy !req
204. NOT TOO BAD, DOCTOR.Copy !req
205. OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
206. ORDERS THIS WEEK?Copy !req
207. NO.Copy !req
208. RIGHTO.Copy !req
209. AH, MR. RODGERS,Copy !req
210. BENEFITS, PLEASE?Copy !req
211. RIGHT... WELL,Copy !req
212. A CHECK THEN, PLEASE?Copy !req
213. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
214. DOWN TO NOTHING.Copy !req
215. AH, MR. MILLICHOPE.Copy !req
216. HMM... TWO
HOURS LEFT TO DO.Copy !req
217. OOH, LOVELY!Copy !req
218. DINNER'S READY, DEAR.Copy !req
219. SORRY, YOUR TIME'S UP, MR.
SPEWM.Copy !req
220. I'M AFRAID YOU LOSE
BOTH THE 3p SUITECopy !req
221. AND YOUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER.Copy !req
222. HELLO.Copy !req
223. OR SHOULD THERE NOT?Copy !req
224. ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM,Copy !req
225. MR. IAN THROAT M.P.Copy !req
226. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
227. OF AMALGAMATED MONEY TV,
SIR ABE SAPPENHEIM.Copy !req
228. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
229. FOR TELEVISION, LORD KINWOODIE.Copy !req
230. HELLO.Copy !req
231. MR. PATRICK LOONE.Copy !req
232. HELLO.Copy !req
233. TELEVISION CHANNEL OR NOT?Copy !req
234. IAN?Copy !req
235. YES.Copy !req
236. FRANCIS?Copy !req
237. NOPE.Copy !req
238. SIR ABE?Copy !req
239. YES.Copy !req
240. PATRICK?Copy !req
241. NO.Copy !req
242. WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT...Copy !req
243. TWO SAY "WILL," TWO SAY "WON'T."Copy !req
244. WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN NEXT WEEK,
AND NEXT WEEK'S GREAT DEBATECopy !req
245. MYSTERIOUSLY.Copy !req
246. BBC 1 NOW, VICTORIA REGINACopy !req
247. THE SIMPLE CROFTER'S DAUGHTERCopy !req
248. EMPIRE TELEVISION HAS EVER SEEN.Copy !req
249. ON BBC 2 NOW,Copy !req
250. THE NEW 116-PART SERIALCopy !req
251. WHO HASN'T BEEN DONE YET.Copy !req
252. ON ITV NOW, THE...Copy !req
253. BUT ABSOLUTELY
DELIGHTFUL.Copy !req
254. BUT, OF COURSE,
YOU KNOW, WHO CARES?Copy !req
255. AH! 'TIS MY LORD
OF BUCKINGHAM.Copy !req
256. PRAY WELCOME,
YOUR GRACE.Copy !req
257. THANK YOU,
GRANTLEY.Copy !req
258. LADIES, MAY ICopy !req
259. IN CONTINENTAL AFFAIRS.Copy !req
260. OH, HOW SO, MY LORD?Copy !req
261. MADAM, YOU WILL RECALL THAT,Copy !req
262. TO BREMEN AND VERDUN.Copy !req
263. TO THE SEACopy !req
264. VALUE TO HANOVER.Copy !req
265. THEM TO SWEDEN.Copy !req
266. IN 1648.Copy !req
267. EXACTLY.Copy !req
268. MEANWHILE,Copy !req
269. SEIZED THEM... 1712.Copy !req
270. OH, YES.Copy !req
271. PLACE... MORE WINE?Copy !req
272. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
273. HOWEVER, JUST PRIORCopy !req
274. ON THE GROUNDS OF PARTY FEELING.Copy !req
275. MARRIED GEORGE'S ONLY DAUGHTER.Copy !req
276. THE WEDDING.Copy !req
277. BUT CHIEFLY,Copy !req
278. ACTION...Copy !req
279. STAND AND DELIVER!Copy !req
280. DENNIS MOORE!Copy !req
281. THE SAME.Copy !req
282. AND NOW, MY LORDS, MY LADIESCopy !req
283. YOUR LUPINS, PLEASE.Copy !req
284. OUR WHAT?Copy !req
285. COME, COME, DON'T PLAY GAMES
WITH ME, MY LORD OF BUCKINGHAM.Copy !req
286. WHAT CAN YOU MEAN?Copy !req
287. MY LORD.Copy !req
288. IN A BUNCH, IN A BUNCH.Copy !req
289. THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
290. TO YOU ALL.Copy !req
291. HE SEEKS THEM HERE,Copy !req
292. EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
293. BLACKGUARD!Copy !req
294. HE'S TAKEN
ALL OUR LUPINS.Copy !req
295. NOT QUITE.Copy !req
296. OH, YOU TRICKED HIM.Copy !req
297. HAVE ONE.Copy !req
298. HOORAY!Copy !req
299. TRY TO EAT SOME, MY DEAR.Copy !req
300. IT'LL GIVE YOU STRENGTH.Copy !req
301. OH, MR. MOORE, MR. MOORE,
SHE'S GOING FAST.Copy !req
302. DON'T WORRY,
I'VE...Copy !req
303. I'VE BROUGHT
YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
304. MEDICINE, AT LAST?Copy !req
305. NO.Copy !req
306. FOOD?Copy !req
307. NOPE.Copy !req
308. BLANKETS?Copy !req
309. CLOTHES, WOOD FOR THE FIRE?Copy !req
310. NOPE.Copy !req
311. LUPINS!Copy !req
312. OH, CHRIST!Copy !req
313. I THOUGHT YOU'D
LIKE THEM.Copy !req
314. I'M SICK TO BLOODY DEATH
OF THEM!Copy !req
315. SO AM I!Copy !req
316. SHE'S BLOODY DYINGCopy !req
317. IS LUPINS!Copy !req
318. ALL WE'VE EATEN, MATE, FORCopy !req
319. IS LUPIN SOUP, ROAST LUPIN,Copy !req
320. LUPIN MERINGUE PIE,
LUPIN SORBET.Copy !req
321. WE SIT ON LUPINS,Copy !req
322. WE BURN LUPINS,
WE EVEN WEAR THE BLOODY THINGS!Copy !req
323. LOOKS VERY SMART.Copy !req
324. OH, SHUT UP!Copy !req
325. WE'RE SICK TO DEATH
WITH THE STENCH OF THEM!Copy !req
326. LOOK!Copy !req
327. THE CAT'S JUST CHOKED
ITSELF TO DEATH ON THEM!Copy !req
328. I DON'T CARECopy !req
329. TILL THE DAY I DIE!Copy !req
330. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND STEAL SOMETHING USEFUL?Copy !req
331. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
332. AND WOOD AND JEWELS AND...Copy !req
333. HANG ON, I'LL GET
A PIECE OF PAPER.Copy !req
334. THIS, COUPLED WITH THE PRESENCECopy !req
335. TO COME TO TERMS WITH FRANCE.Copy !req
336. MEANWHILE, A BREACH
HAD NOW OPENED WITH...Copy !req
337. OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!Copy !req
338. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
339. STAND AND DELIVER AGAIN!Copy !req
340. YOUR MONEY, YOUR JEWELRY,
YOUR... HANG ON...Copy !req
341. YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR SNUFF,Copy !req
342. YOUR GLASSWARE,
YOUR PUSSY CATS...Copy !req
343. DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE LUPIN.Copy !req
344. YOUR WATCHES, YOUR LACE,
YOUR SPITTOONS...Copy !req
345. HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
346. WELL, IT MAY BE THE END OF THATCopy !req
347. BUT IT'S CERTAINLY FAR
FROM THE END OF...Copy !req
348. WELL, IN FACT,
IT'S THE BEGINNING...Copy !req
349. WELL, NOT QUITE THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
350. WELL, CERTAINLY NEARER
THE BEGINNING THAN THE END...Copy !req
351. WELL, YES, DAMN IT, IT IS,Copy !req
352. THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR'SCopy !req
353. SPONSORED BY THE DAILY EXPRESS.Copy !req
354. BEFORE A LARGE PAYING CROWD.Copy !req
355. THIS IS THE 15thCopy !req
356. BY ITS PATRON.Copy !req
357. HERE'S KEVIN BRUCE, THECopy !req
358. WHO'S RANKED 14th IN THE
WORLD'S SILLY POSITIONS LEAGUE.Copy !req
359. TO CATCH ON DOWN UNDER.Copy !req
360. THERE'S NORMAN KIRBY, FROM
NEW ZEALAND, WHOSE SPECIALTYCopy !req
361. WITH A LADY WITH NO CLOTHES ON.Copy !req
362. IN REAL LIFE,Copy !req
363. BUT THIS IS HIS LUNCH HOUR.Copy !req
364. THERE'S A SUPERB EXHIBITIONCopy !req
365. THE FREE FRENCH OSTEOPATHS.Copy !req
366. TROIS, UN, DEUX,
TROIS, UN, DEUX, TROISCopy !req
367. UN, DEUX, TROIS,
UN, DEUX, TROIS...Copy !req
368. OVER 400 TIMES A DAY.Copy !req
369. NOBODY KNOWS WHY.Copy !req
370. YOU'VE GOTCopy !req
371. WHO, FOR TWO WEEKSCopy !req
372. OVER A TIN OF CONDEMNED VEAL.Copy !req
373. AND THIS YEAR'S NO EXCEPTION.Copy !req
374. BY VOLUNTARY CONTRIBUTIONS.Copy !req
375. YOU'VE GOT TO GO NO FURTHER
THAN THE EXHIBIT FROM ITALY...Copy !req
376. OF THE DAY.Copy !req
377. FOR WELL OVER A YEAR.Copy !req
378. AS ALWAYS,Copy !req
379. OF THIS 14-DAY EXHIBITIONCopy !req
380. AND TOILET REQUISITES CLUB.Copy !req
381. IN COMMON... HIP IN JURIES.Copy !req
382. NOT FAR AWAY,Copy !req
383. ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED GEESE.Copy !req
384. EVENT IS THE JUDGING.Copy !req
385. MR. JUSTICE BURKE.Copy !req
386. WELL, THAT'S THE LASTCopy !req
387. AND LET'S JUST SEE
THOSE LAST SIX ONCE AGAIN.Copy !req
388. NUMBER 41, MR. JUSTICE BURKE.Copy !req
389. ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
SUSPECT HEADING DUE NORTH.Copy !req
390. PLAN 13-A IS NOW IN EFFECT.Copy !req
391. WHOOP!Copy !req
392. YET FEAR,Copy !req
393. CAN SO DISSEMINATE MEN'S EYESCopy !req
394. THAT FORTUNE, STRAININGCopy !req
395. MAY CHANCE AN ARM.Copy !req
396. WELL, THAT'S ALL
VERY WELL, SIRCopy !req
397. AN OFF-LICENSE.Copy !req
398. UH, JUST A BOTTLE
OF SHERRY THEN, PLEASE.Copy !req
399. CERTAINLY, UM,
AMONTILLADO?Copy !req
400. YES, I THINK
AMONTILLADO...Copy !req
401. FINELY GROWN,Copy !req
402. OF PLUTO'S HILLSCopy !req
403. CELL'D DEEP WITHINCopy !req
404. WRENCH'D THENCE FROM
FIERY REGIONS OF THE SUN...Copy !req
405. YES, YES, SIR,
JUST ONE BOTTLE?Copy !req
406. JUST ONE BOTTLE.Copy !req
407. JUST ONE JOT.Copy !req
408. JUST ONE TITTLE.Copy !req
409. THAT'S THE LOT.Copy !req
410. THERE WE ARE, SIR.Copy !req
411. THAT'LL BE A POUND, SIR.Copy !req
412. A POUND, A POUNDCopy !req
413. TILL WAS'T EMBOSSED...Copy !req
414. EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
415. YES, GOOD VICTUALLER,
NATURE'S TRENCHERMANCopy !req
416. MINE HONEST TAPSTER...Copy !req
417. I WAS JUST WONDERING,
ARE YOU A POET?Copy !req
418. NO, NO, I'M... I'M A SOLICITOR.Copy !req
419. A SOLICITOR... OH.Copy !req
420. WHO CAN TO THOSE WHO NEED...Copy !req
421. OH, SHUT UP!Copy !req
422. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
423. I'M AFRAID I'VE CAUGHT POETRY.Copy !req
424. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
425. WELL, DON'T WORRY, SIRCopy !req
426. FROM SHORT STORIES.Copy !req
427. REALLY? WHEN?Copy !req
428. OH, ONCE UPON A TIME.Copy !req
429. CALLED DENNIS MOORE.Copy !req
430. NOW, DENNIS WAS ACopy !req
431. AND FORCopy !req
432. HE'D BEEN STEALINGCopy !req
433. TO GIVE TO THE POOR.Copy !req
434. ONE DAY...Copy !req
435. HERE WE ARE AGAIN.Copy !req
436. MR. JENKINS?Copy !req
437. THERE WE ARE.Copy !req
438. I'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
439. MEANWHILE, FREDERICK WILLIAM,Copy !req
440. THE PROVINCE OF SILESIA...Copy !req
441. IN THE WAR OF THECopy !req
442. HIS WORD.Copy !req
443. YES, I REMEMBER.Copy !req
444. ON PITT'S SUBSIDIES.Copy !req
445. MY LORDS, MY LADIES,
ON YOUR FEET, PLEASE!Copy !req
446. YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!Copy !req
447. WELL, NOT RIGHT BETWEEN
THE EYES, I MEAN...Copy !req
448. WHEN I SAY "BETWEEN THE EYES"Copy !req
449. OBVIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE
TO BE THAT ACCURATE.Copy !req
450. I MEAN, IF I HIT YOU
IN THAT SORT OF AREA, LIKE THATCopy !req
451. OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT FOR ME.Copy !req
452. I MEAN, I DON'TCopy !req
453. DRAWN BETWEEN YOUR PUPILS,
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
454. I MEAN, FROM MY POINT OF VIEW,
IT'S PERFECTLY SATISFACTORY...Copy !req
455. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
456. WHY ARE YOU HERE?Copy !req
457. WELL, WHY ARE ANY OF US HERE?Copy !req
458. I MEAN, WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO ITCopy !req
459. IT'S ALL SO MEANINGLESS,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
460. I MEAN, WHAT DO ANY OF US WANT?Copy !req
461. NO, NO, WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?Copy !req
462. OH, I SEE, OH,Copy !req
463. A LITTLE PLACE OF MY OWN,
THE RIGHT GIRL...Copy !req
464. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
465. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?Copy !req
466. OH, UM... YOUR GOLD,
YOUR SILVER, YOUR JEWELRY.Copy !req
467. YOU'VE TAKEN
IT ALL.Copy !req
468. WE'VE GOT LEFT.Copy !req
469. THAT'S NICE.Copy !req
470. I'LL HAVE THEM.Copy !req
471. COME ON.Copy !req
472. YOU'D BETTER TAKE THE
BLOODY LUPIN, TOO.Copy !req
473. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
474. I'VE GONE THROUGH THAT STAGE.Copy !req
475. TODAY, THEN?Copy !req
476. WELL, I'VE MANAGED TO FIND YOUCopy !req
477. FOUR VERY NICE SILVER SPOONS, MR.
JENKINS.Copy !req
478. YOU ARECopy !req
479. THIS RUBBISH?Copy !req
480. BLOODY SILVER...Copy !req
481. WON'T HAVE IT
IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
482. YOU GOT USCopy !req
483. WERE ONLY 16-CARAT.Copy !req
484. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTCopy !req
485. LIKE SOME VENETIAN SILVER?Copy !req
486. FOR THE OUTSIDE LOO.Copy !req
487. OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
488. WHAT DID YOU SING?Copy !req
489. WE SANG, "HE STEALS FROM
THE POOR AND GIVES TO THE RICH."Copy !req
490. WAIT A TIC...Copy !req
491. BLIMEY, THISCopy !req
492. IS TRICKIER THAN I THOUGHT.Copy !req
493. GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOMECopy !req
494. AT WOPS, KRAUTS, NIGS, EYETIES,
GIPPOS, BUBBLES, FROGGIESCopy !req
495. CHINKS, YIDDS, JOCKS,
POLACKS, PADDIES AND DAGOES.Copy !req
496. TONIGHT'S SHOW COMES LIVECopy !req
497. IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.Copy !req
498. IS FROM A MRS. ELIZABETH SCRINTCopy !req
499. AND CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG
WITH THE SYRIANS.Copy !req
500. WELL, MRS. SCRINT,Copy !req
501. TOTALLY UNPRINCIPLED,Copy !req
502. ALSO BORN SKIVERS.Copy !req
503. THEY'RE DIRTY, SMELLYCopy !req
504. AND, OF COURSE, THEY'RE FRIENDS
OF THE AWFUL GIPPOS.Copy !req
505. WELL, THERE YOU ARE,
MRS. SCRINT.Copy !req
506. SOME OF YOUR PROBLEMS.Copy !req
507. HAVE A NICE TRIP.Copy !req
508. WELL, NOW, THE RESULT
OF LAST WEEK'S COMPETITIONCopy !req
509. FOR THE BELGIANS.Copy !req
510. WELL, THE RESPONSE WAS ENORMOUSCopy !req
511. SORTING OUT THE WINNERS.Copy !req
512. VERY CLEVER ENTRIES.Copy !req
513. A MRS. HATRED,
OF LEICESTER, SAIDCopy !req
514. "LET'S NOT CALL THEM ANYTHING,
LET'S JUST IGNORE THEM."Copy !req
515. AND A MR. ST. JOHN,
OF HUNTINGDON, SAIDCopy !req
516. HE COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
MORE DEROGATORY THAN "BELGIANS."Copy !req
517. BUT IN THE END, WE
SETTLED ON THREE CHOICES.Copy !req
518. NUMBER THREE, "THE SPROUTS"Copy !req
519. SENT IN BY MRS. VICIOUS,
OF HASTINGS.Copy !req
520. VERY NICE.Copy !req
521. NUMBER TWO, "THE PHLEGMS"Copy !req
522. FROM MRS. CHILDMOLESTER,
OF WORTHING.Copy !req
523. FROM MRS. NO-SUPPER-FOR-YOU,Copy !req
524. "MISERABLE, FAT
BELGIAN BASTARDS."Copy !req
525. VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD,
THANK YOU, CAROL.Copy !req
526. BUT, AS YOU KNOW,Copy !req
527. WE'RE NOT JUST PREJUDICED
AGAINST RACE OR COLOR.Copy !req
528. WE'RE ALSO PREJUDICED AGAINST...
YES, YOU'VE GUESSED...Copy !req
529. STINKING HOMOSEXUALS!Copy !req
530. LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER TO OURCopy !req
531. TO "SHOOT THE POOF"!Copy !req
532. CONTESTANT SIGN IN, PLEASE?Copy !req
533. IS A HAIRDRESSER FROM...Copy !req
534. OOH, I NEVER
DID LIKE THAT KIND OF PERSON.Copy !req
535. HALT! HALT!Copy !req
536. GENTLEMEN, LADIES, BRING OUT
YOUR VALUABLES, PLEASE.Copy !req
537. OH, NO!Copy !req
538. COME ALONG, SIR,
COME ALONG.Copy !req
539. COME ALONG,
MADAM.Copy !req
540. NOW...Copy !req
541. YOU'VE GOT?Copy !req
542. YES.Copy !req
543. WELL, HE'S GOTCopy !req
544. SO YOU'D BETTER
HAVE SOME OF HIS.Copy !req
545. HE'S GOT
A LOT OF THESE.Copy !req
546. OH, SORRY... PICK
THEM UP IN A MOMENT.Copy !req
547. THERE'S ABOUT, OH,
WHAT, NINE DOWN THERECopy !req
548. HAVE ABOUT...Copy !req
549. OH, HE'S STILL
GOT LOTS...Copy !req
550. YOU'VE GOT WHAT?Copy !req
551. YOU'VE GOT MORECopy !req
552. SOME OF THOSE...Copy !req
553. UH, WELL, NOW, LOOK,
IF I GIVE YOU THAT, UH...Copy !req
554. HAVE YOU GOT A BIT OF JEWELRY?Copy !req
555. YES, IF I GIVE YOU THAT ONECopy !req
556. SOME OF HIS COINS...Copy !req
557. ANOTHER BOX?Copy !req
558. TO HIDE IT?Copy !req
559. OOH,
THAT'S NICE!Copy !req
560. I'LL HAVE THAT.Copy !req
561. RIGHT.Copy !req
562. NOW, I'VE GOT
A TIARA...Copy !req
563. YOU'VE GOT ONE,
YOU'VE GOT ONE.Copy !req
564. YOU'VE GOT ONE
OF THE BOXES.Copy !req
565. YOU'VE GOT ONE.Copy !req
566. GOT A TIARA?Copy !req
567. HAT OFF.Copy !req
568. OH, HONESTLYCopy !req
569. IT'S ABSOLUTELYCopy !req
570. YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT.Copy !req
571. AWFUL OF YOU.Copy !req
572. SHOULD HAVE WON.Copy !req
573. I MEAN, JUDICIALLY,
YOU SWEPT THE BOARD.Copy !req
574. ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
575. IN THE SUMMING UP?Copy !req
576. OH, SHUT UP, MELFORD,
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.Copy !req