1. And now for something
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4. How to recognize
different parts of the body.
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a very naughty bit indeed.
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Camped by a billabong.
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day, Bruce. Oh, hello, Bruce.
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a strange expression, Bruce.
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the prime minister use it.
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a monkey's bum in here,
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And not at all stuck-up.
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a chap from Pommyland
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mercy on our faculty, amen.
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to the Philosophy Department.
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stickybeaks here.
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What does new Bruce teach?
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political science,
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Hobbes, Sutcliffe,
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Hassett and Benaud.
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that they were wrong.
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of the rules. Bruce.
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the emblem of our land.
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you can hold it in your hand.
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I want every man-Bruce of you
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the flying philosopher, Bruce.
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in the studio tonight
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St. John Polevaulter,
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has been contradicting people.
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contradict people?
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Do sit down, please.
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spelt Luxury Yacht,
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Throatwobbler Mangrove.
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Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove.
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feature of your anatomy
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to catch a train... Fine.
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has suffered, actually.
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your enormous hooter.
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how to pull a prime minister,
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with a wholesale poulterer.
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Light Infantry entertain us
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Oh, we do that, all right.
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Barley sugar. Calm you down.
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Board of trade. Promise.
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Heath's Statue" competition.
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to the sailors' quarters.
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of the battle of Pearl Harbor
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Townswomen's Guild.
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of Measure for Measure.
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of Mary, Queen of Scots
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Burnley in Lancashire.
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and "Iarngerie,"
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452. I keep thinking I've got
Boskovitch cornered,
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453. whereas in fact,
I'm investigating a Burnley.
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454. Burglary? Yes, good man.
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455. Um... w-who's...? Who's Boskovitch?
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456. Ha!
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457. Boskovitch is a Russian scientist
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458. who's passing information
to the Russians.
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459. Classified information?
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460. Oh, there he goes again.
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461. "Classified information."
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462. Oh, sitting on the settee with our scones
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463. and our classified information.
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464. Hello.
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465. Oh, hello, Duckie.
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466. Hello, sir. How are you?
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467. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
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468. Well, sir, I'm a little
bit moody today, sir.
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469. Why's that, Duckie?
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470. Because I'm a little
bit sad And lonely.
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471. Now, my baby's gone away
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472. I'm feeling kind of blue
I don't know just what to do
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473. I feel a little sad today.
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474. He's a little bit sad And lonely.
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475. Now, his baby's gone away.
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476. He's feeling kind of blue
He don't know just what to do.
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477. He ain't feeling so good Today.
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478. When I smile Ahhhh.
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479. The sun comes flooding in
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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480. When I'm sad Ahhh.
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481. It goes behind the clouds Again
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482. I'm a little bit sad And lonely.
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483. When my baby's Gone
away I'm feeling kind of...
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484. Et cetera, et cetera.
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485. A lovely song, Duckie.
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486. And that's the final entry:
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487. And now, Guten Abend.
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488. Die scores. Das scores.
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489. Les scores. Die scores. Dei scores.
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490. Oh, scores. Ha! Scores.
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491. Yes, Monaco is the winner.
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492. Ha! Monaco is a linner.
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493. Oh, yes, man.
Monaco's won the big prize, bwana.
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494. And now here is Chief
Inspector Jean-Paul Zatapathique
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495. with the winning song once again.
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496. And so Inspector Zatapathique,
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497. the forensic expert from
the Monaco Murder Squad,
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498. sings his song,
"Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong."
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499. Bing fiddle fiddle bang.
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500. Bong fiddle fiddle bang.
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501. Bong fiddle fiddle fiddle Tiddle fiddle.
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502. Bong fiddle fiddle bong.
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503. Bong fiddle fiddle bing.
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504. Bong fiddle fiddle bang.
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505. Bing fiddle fiddle Bang fiddle fiddle.
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506. Bong fiddle fiddle fiddle Bang bong bing.
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507. Bang bong fiddle fiddle
fiddle Bang bong bing.
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508. Tiddle fiddle bang.
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509. Bong fiddle fiddle bang.
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510. Bong fiddle fiddle fiddle Tiddle, fiddle.
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511. Bong fiddle fiddle bong.
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512. Bong fiddle fiddle bing.
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513. Bong fiddle fiddle bang.
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514. Bing bang bong Tiddle fiddle.
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515. Tiddle fiddle Bing bang bong.
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516. Tiddle fiddle Bong fiddle fiddle bing.
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517. Number 31... the end.
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