1. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEECopy !req
2. ON BBC TELEVISION.Copy !req
3. TO KICK OFF WITH,
THERE'S VARIETY.Copy !req
4. WITH E.W. SWANTON AS AGGIE,
THE KOOKY SCOTS MAID.Copy !req
5. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T LIKE
VARIETY, THERE'S VARIETYCopy !req
6. AT THE TALK OF THE TOWN.Copy !req
7. AND OF COURSE,
THERE'LL BE SPORT.Copy !req
8. RETURN TO BBC 2Copy !req
9. WITH 26 EPISODES OF JOHN
GALSWORTHY'S "SNOOKER MY WA Y"Copy !req
10. AS JOE DA VIS.Copy !req
11. AND OF COURSE,
THERE'LL BE SPORT.Copy !req
12. COMEDY IS NOT FORGOTTEN,Copy !req
13. IN 13 WEEKS
OF OFFSPIN BOWLING.Copy !req
14. IN A NEW SERIES, OWZATCopy !req
15. WITH ANNELEY DRUMMOND-HA YE,
ON MR. SOFTEE, AS HIS WIFE.Copy !req
16. AND OF COURSE,
THERE'LL BE SPORT.Copy !req
17. THE OLD MAN OF HOY.Copy !req
18. DRAMA, THERE'S SPORT.Copy !req
19. ON SHOW OF THE WEEK,
KENNETH WOSTENHOLME SINGS.Copy !req
20. WHO DON'T LIKE TELEVISIONCopy !req
21. THERE'S DAVID COLEMAN.Copy !req
22. AND OF COURSE,
THERE'LL BE SPORT.Copy !req
23. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...Copy !req
24. SPORT.Copy !req
25. MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS.Copy !req
26. GO ON. BLIMEY!Copy !req
27. LOOK WHAT WE FOUND!Copy !req
28. WHAT AN AMAZING FIND.Copy !req
29. IT REALLY IS FANTASTIC.Copy !req
30. IT'S THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL
FIND OF THE CENTURY.Copy !req
31. IT IS, INDEED, INDEED, INDEED.Copy !req
32. GENTLEMEN, FROM THIS SINGLE PARTCopy !req
33. RECONSTRUCT THIS ENTIRE BEAST.Copy !req
34. HELLO.Copy !req
35. OF OSLO UNIVERSITY.Copy !req
36. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
37. HOW TALL ARE YOU,
PROFESSOR?Copy !req
38. I BEG
YOUR PARDON?Copy !req
39. HOW TALL ARE YOU?Copy !req
40. I'M ABOUT
FIVE FOOT TEN.Copy !req
41. SIR ROBERT... ARE YOU
REALLY FIVE FOOT TEN?Copy !req
42. YES.Copy !req
43. FUNNY, YOU LOOK MUCH
SHORTER THAN THAT TO ME.Copy !req
44. IN YOUR CHAIR AT ALL?Copy !req
45. UH, NO, I, I...Copy !req
46. EXTRAORDINARY.Copy !req
47. WHO'S JUST RETURNED FROMCopy !req
48. WELL OVER SIX FOOT.Copy !req
49. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
SIR ROBERT?Copy !req
50. YES.Copy !req
51. IN FACT, I THINKCopy !req
52. YOU'RE SIX FOOT FIVE,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
53. UH, YES.Copy !req
54. OH, THAT'S MARVELOUS.Copy !req
55. I MEAN, YOU'RECopy !req
56. TO PROFESSOR KASTNER.Copy !req
57. ERECT, FIRM...Copy !req
58. YES. I THOUGHTCopy !req
59. ARCHAEOLOGY.Copy !req
60. YES, YES,
OF COURSE WE ARE.Copy !req
61. YES, ABSOLUTELY, YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!Copy !req
62. THAT'S POSITIVE
THINKING FOR YOU.Copy !req
63. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SAID
A THING LIKE THAT, WOULD YOUCopy !req
64. YOU FIVE-FOOT-TEN-INCH WEED?Copy !req
65. SIR ROBERT EVERSLEY...
WHO'S VERY INTERESTING...Copy !req
66. AT EL ARA?Copy !req
67. WELL, BASICALLY,Copy !req
68. A COMPLEX OF TOMBS...Copy !req
69. VERY GOOD SPEAKING VOICE.Copy !req
70. QUITE REMARKABLE.Copy !req
71. THE POLYNESIANS?Copy !req
72. THEY WERE...Copy !req
73. SHH!Copy !req
74. WELL, THEY WERE
RATHER SMALL, SEAFARING...Copy !req
75. SHORT MEN, WERE THEY...
ALL SQUAT AND BENT UP?Copy !req
76. WELL, I REALLY
DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
77. WHO WERE THE TALL PEOPLE?Copy !req
78. I'M AFRAID
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
79. WHO'S THAT VERY TALL TRIBE
IN AFRICA?Copy !req
80. WELL, THIS IS HARDLY
ARCHAEOLOGY.Copy !req
81. THE WATUTSI,
THAT'S IT, THE WATUTSI!Copy !req
82. OH, THAT'S THE TRIBE.Copy !req
83. WERE EIGHT FOOT TALL.Copy !req
84. OH! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?Copy !req
85. EIGHT FOOT OF WATUTSI.Copy !req
86. NOT ONE ON ANOTHER'S
SHOULDERS, OH, NO!Copy !req
87. EIGHT FOOT OF SOLID WATUTSI!Copy !req
88. THAT'S WHAT I CALL TALL.Copy !req
89. YES, BUT IT'S NOTHING
TO DO WITH ARCHAEOLOGY.Copy !req
90. OH, TO HELL
WITH ARCHAEOLOGY!Copy !req
91. MAY I PLEASE SPEAK?Copy !req
92. TO DO THIS PROGRAM.Copy !req
93. I'M A PROFESSOR
OF ARCHAEOLOGY!Copy !req
94. I'M AN EXPERT IN
ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS.Copy !req
95. ALL RIGHT, I'M
ONLY FIVE FOOT TEN.Copy !req
96. ALL RIGHT, MYCopy !req
97. ALL RIGHT, I SLUMP
IN MY CHAIR.Copy !req
98. BUT I'VE HAD MORE WOMEN
THAN EITHER OF YOU TWO!Copy !req
99. I'VE HADCopy !req
100. THAT'S WHAT I'VE HAD!Copy !req
101. SO, YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR ROBERT EVERSLEY!Copy !req
102. YOUR BLOODY WATUTSI!Copy !req
103. I'D RATHER
HAVE MY LITTLE BODY!Copy !req
104. MY LITTLE, FIVE-FOOT-
TEN-INCH BODY.Copy !req
105. BLOODY FOOL, LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE TO HIM.Copy !req
106. DON'T
"BLOODY FOOL" ME.Copy !req
107. I'LL DO WHAT I LIKECopy !req
108. BECAUSE I'MCopy !req
109. YOU FOR BREAKFAST.Copy !req
110. I'LL GET YOU
FOR THAT, EVERSLEY!Copy !req
111. I'LL GET YOUCopy !req
112. OF THE EARTH!Copy !req
113. THE DIG WAS
GOING WELL THAT YEAR.Copy !req
114. WE'D DISCOVEREDCopy !req
115. FROM THE FIFTH DYNASTY.Copy !req
116. THAN I'D EVER SEEN HIM.Copy !req
117. WHY!Copy !req
118. OF THE FOURTH DYNASTY.Copy !req
119. CATALOGUE THIS POT,
DANIELLE.Copy !req
120. IT'S... FOURTH DYNASTY.Copy !req
121. OH! IS IT?Copy !req
122. YES, IT'S... SUMERIAN.Copy !req
123. OH, HOW WONDERFUL!Copy !req
124. OH, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.Copy !req
125. I'M HAPPY, TOO.Copy !req
126. 2,000 YEARS BEFORE
THE REIGN OF TUTANKHAMEN.Copy !req
127. ALL RIGHT, EVERSLEY,
GET UP OUT OF THAT TRENCH.Copy !req
128. DON'T FORGET...Copy !req
129. I'M SIX FOOT FIVE.Copy !req
130. THAT DOESN'T WORRY ME.Copy !req
131. KASTNER!Copy !req
132. HERE, LORD.Copy !req
133. UP!Copy !req
134. ELEVEN FOOT THREE?Copy !req
135. I'M SO TALL! I AM SO TALL!Copy !req
136. DANIELLE.Copy !req
137. ELEVEN FOOT SIX.Copy !req
138. DAMN YOU!Copy !req
139. ABDUL!Copy !req
140. FIFTEEN FOOT FOUR!Copy !req
141. MUSTAPHA!Copy !req
142. NINETEEN FOOT THREE!Copy !req
143. DAMN YOU!Copy !req
144. UH, AND THERE WE END THIS
EDITION OF ARCHAEOLOGY TODAY.Copy !req
145. NEXT WEEK, THE SILBURY DIGCopy !req
146. AND ARTHUR NEGUS.Copy !req
147. ARTHUR BELLING.Copy !req
148. YOU KNOW, THERE ARE MANY PEOPLECopy !req
149. WHO, THROUGH NO FAULT
OF THEIR OWN, ARE SANE.Copy !req
150. SOME OF THEM WERE BORN SANE.Copy !req
151. LATER IN THEIR LIVES.Copy !req
152. WHO ARE OUT OF OUR
TINY LITTLE MINDS...Copy !req
153. OVERCOME THEIR SANITY.Copy !req
154. GOING...Copy !req
155. AND THEN YOU CAN GO,
"NEURH, NEURH, NEURH!"Copy !req
156. GOING "PTING, PTING,
PTING, PTING."Copy !req
157. IS VICAR OF ST. LOONY
UP THE CREAM BUN AND JAM.Copy !req
158. AND NOW...Copy !req
159. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
160. MY NAME IS LEAPY LEE.Copy !req
161. NO, SORRY... THAT'S THE NAME
OF ME FAVORITE SINGER.Copy !req
162. MY NAME IS MRS. FRED STOLLE.Copy !req
163. NO, NO, MRS. FRED STOLLE ISCopy !req
164. TENNIS PLAYER.Copy !req
165. MY NAME IS BANANAS.Copy !req
166. NO, NO, THAT'S
ME FAVORITE FRUIT.Copy !req
167. I'M MRS. A-NICE-EVENING-Copy !req
168. AND-A-LITTLE-BIT-OF...Copy !req
169. NO, NO, SORRY.Copy !req
170. THAT'S ME FAVORITE WAY
OF SPENDING A NIGHT OUT.Copy !req
171. PERHAPS I AM LEAPY LEE.Copy !req
172. YES! I MUST BE LEAPY LEE!Copy !req
173. HELLO, FANS. LEAPY LEE HERE.Copy !req
174. HELLO?Copy !req
175. EVIDENTLY I'M NOT LEAPY LEE.Copy !req
176. I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE.Copy !req
177. THANK YOU, I'LL TELL THEM.Copy !req
178. HELLO, DENIS COMPTON HERE.Copy !req
179. NO, NO. I SHOULD HAVE
WRITTEN IT DOWN.Copy !req
180. NOW, WHERE'S THAT NUMBER?Copy !req
181. I'M MAO ZEDONG.Copy !req
182. I'M P.P. ARNOLD.Copy !req
183. I'M MARGARET THATCHER.Copy !req
184. I'M SIR GERALD NABARRO.Copy !req
185. HELLO? SIR LEN HUTTON HERE.Copy !req
186. COULD YOU TELL ME, PLEASE...Copy !req
187. OH, AM I?Copy !req
188. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
189. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
190. I'M MRS. WHAT-NUMBER-ARE-
YOU-DIALING-PLEASE?Copy !req
191. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
192. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
193. ARE YOU
THE REGISTRAR?Copy !req
194. THAT FUNCTION.Copy !req
195. WELL, I WAS HERECopy !req
196. AND I'D LIKE
TO CHANGE, PLEASE.Copy !req
197. I'D LIKE TO HAVE
THIS ONE INSTEAD, PLEASE.Copy !req
198. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
199. WELL, THE OTHER ONECopy !req
200. WASN'T ANY GOODCopy !req
201. SO I'D LIKE TO SWAP IT
FOR THIS ONE, PLEASE.Copy !req
202. I HAVE PAID;
I PAID ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
203. HERE'S THE TICKET.Copy !req
204. AH, NO, THAT WAS WHEN
YOU WERE MARRIED.Copy !req
205. YES, THAT WAS WHEN I WAS
MARRIED TO THE WRONG ONE.Copy !req
206. I DIDN'T LIKE
THE COLOR.Copy !req
207. I WANT TO HAVE.Copy !req
208. SO, IF YOU COULD JUSTCopy !req
209. BACK WITH ME NOW.Copy !req
210. I CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
211. LOOK, MAKE IT SIMPLE,
I'LL PAY AGAIN.Copy !req
212. NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
213. LOOK, ALL I WANT
YOU TO DOCopy !req
214. SAY THE WORDS,
"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH"Copy !req
215. BACK TO MY PLACE,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.Copy !req
216. I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT WE'RE
NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE.Copy !req
217. YOU CAN AT HARRODS.Copy !req
218. YOU CAN'T.Copy !req
219. YOU CAN; I CHANGEDCopy !req
220. AND THERE WASN'T A GRUMBLE.Copy !req
221. IT'S DIFFERENT.Copy !req
222. AND I CHANGED MY PET SNAKE.Copy !req
223. AND I CHANGED MY ROBIN DAY TIE.Copy !req
224. WELL, YOU CAN'T CHANGE
A BLOODY WIFE!Copy !req
225. OH, ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
226. WELL, CAN I BORROW ONE
FOR THE WEEKEND?Copy !req
227. NO!Copy !req
228. OH, BLIMEY!Copy !req
229. I ONLY WANTED A JOLLY GOOD...Copy !req
230. ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP.Copy !req
231. WHAT'S YOUR
NUMBER, THEN?Copy !req
232. ALL RIGHT. NAME?Copy !req
233. COOK.Copy !req
234. NEXT, PLEASE. NAME?Copy !req
235. UH, WATSON.Copy !req
236. MR. WATSON.Copy !req
237. UH, NO... DOCTOR.Copy !req
238. AH, MR. DOCTOR.Copy !req
239. NO, NOT MISTER... DOCTOR.Copy !req
240. OH. DR. DOCTOR.Copy !req
241. NO. DR. WATSON.Copy !req
242. DR. WATSON DOCTOR.Copy !req
243. OH, JUST CALL ME DARLING.Copy !req
244. HELLO, MR. DARLING.Copy !req
245. NO... DOCTOR!Copy !req
246. HELLO, DOCTOR DARLING.Copy !req
247. BUT AT WEMBLEY,
PLAY HAD RESUMED.Copy !req
248. MEANWHILE, NEARBYCopy !req
249. AND WELL-KNOWN SWELL GUY.Copy !req
250. BREAKFAST, DEAR.Copy !req
251. OH, THANK YOU, DEAR.Copy !req
252. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MUGSY.Copy !req
253. EN JOY THE EGGS.Copy !req
254. YES, INDEED, THIS WAS THE WORKCopy !req
255. CHICKEN GANG.Copy !req
256. DIMSDALE.Copy !req
257. A MAN'S LIFE WASN'T WORTH
THE PAPER IT WAS PRINTED ON.Copy !req
258. AND THE LATEST ONE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
259. HE'S RIGHT,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
260. WERE TO BE HIS UNDOING.Copy !req
261. TO THE HIDEOUT.Copy !req
262. BOUND VOLUME.Copy !req
263. BUY IT NOW, SUCKERS.Copy !req
264. THIS IS AN IDEAL GIFT...Copy !req
265. AT YOUR NEXT COCKTAIL PARTY.Copy !req
266. AH, JOHN...Copy !req
267. MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.Copy !req
268. LITTLE RAT-FACED GIT.Copy !req
269. HELLO, I NOTICED ACopy !req
270. FOR A MOMENT JUST THEN.Copy !req
271. BUT YOU NEEDN'T WORRY,
I'M USED TO IT.Copy !req
272. THAT'S THE TROUBLECopy !req
273. A SURNAME LIKE "GIT."Copy !req
274. OH... YES, YES.Copy !req
275. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
276. RAT-FACED WATSON'SCopy !req
277. JUST AS BAD, EH?Copy !req
278. YES, YES, I SUPPOSE SO.Copy !req
279. OH, THAT'S MY WIFE.Copy !req
280. DARLING, COME AND MEET
MR... WHAT WAS IT?Copy !req
281. STOKES,
JOHN STOKES.Copy !req
282. OH, YES. JOHN STOKES,Copy !req
283. BORING OLD.Copy !req
284. OH, UH, HOW DO YOU DO?Copy !req
285. HOW DO YOU DO?Copy !req
286. DARLING,
THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
287. YES, YES,
HERE I AM, YES.Copy !req
288. OH, IS THIS
YOUR WIFE?Copy !req
289. YES, YES, YES,
THIS IS THE WIFE.Copy !req
290. YES.Copy !req
291. UM... DARLING,
THESE...Copy !req
292. THESE ARE THE GITS.Copy !req
293. WHAT?Copy !req
294. THE GITS.Copy !req
295. OH, HEAVEN'S SAKES,
WE ARE BEING FORMAL.Copy !req
296. TO BE SURNAMES?Copy !req
297. OH, NO, NO.Copy !req
298. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
299. UM, NO, THIS...
THIS IS MY WIFE, NORAH.Copy !req
300. UH... NORAH JANE,
NORAH JANE STOKES.Copy !req
301. LITTLE RAT-FACED GIT.Copy !req
302. BORING OLD GIT.Copy !req
303. LIKE GIT.Copy !req
304. OH! OH, WELL,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
305. OH, YOU'VE NO IDEA
HOW THE KIDS GET TAUNTED.Copy !req
306. WHY, ONLY LAST WEEKCopy !req
307. CAME RUNNING HOME FROM SCHOOL,Copy !req
308. AND OUR YOUNGEST, GHASTLYCopy !req
309. "SHE'S A GIT" REALLY HURT.Copy !req
310. YES.Copy !req
311. DO... DO YOU
LIVE ROUND HERE?Copy !req
312. YES, WE LIVE UP
THE ROAD, NUMBER 49...Copy !req
313. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.Copy !req
314. WE'VE JUST HADCopy !req
315. WITH WARM PUS.Copy !req
316. IT'S VERY NICE,
ACTUALLY.Copy !req
317. WE'VE HAD SMEARED
OVER THE FRONT DOOR.Copy !req
318. TO BE GOING.Copy !req
319. TO COLLECT.Copy !req
320. OH, WELL, BRING THEM
ROUND FOR TEA TOMORROW.Copy !req
321. IT'S GHASTLY SPOTTY
CROSS-EYED'S BIRTHDAYCopy !req
322. AND SHE'S HAVING ACopy !req
323. FOR A FEW FRIENDS.Copy !req
324. THE NAUSEAS WILL BE THERE,Copy !req
325. FROM SWANAGE.Copy !req
326. AH, JOHN...Copy !req
327. MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.Copy !req
328. JOHN, THIS IS MR. WATSON.Copy !req
329. HELLO, I NOTICED ACopy !req
330. BUT YOU NEEDN'T WORRY...Copy !req
331. I PREFERRED THE DIRTY VERSION.Copy !req
332. WELL, I'VE BEEN A HUNTER
ALL MY LIFE.Copy !req
333. I LOVE ANIMALS.Copy !req
334. THAT'S WHY I LIKE TO KILL 'EM.Copy !req
335. I WOULDN'T KILL AN ANIMAL
I DIDN'T LIKE.Copy !req
336. GOOD DAY, ROY.Copy !req
337. TOUGH, FEARLESS BACKWOODSMENCopy !req
338. IN A VIOLENT, UNRELENTING
WORLD OF NATURE'S CREATURESCopy !req
339. WHERE ONLY THE FITTEST SURVIVE.Copy !req
340. TO HUNT MOSQUITOES.Copy !req
341. THE MOSQUITO'S A
CLEVER LITTLE BASTARD.Copy !req
342. LIKE A FRIEND.Copy !req
343. HE KNOWS YOU'RE THERE,
AND YOU KNOW HE'S THERE.Copy !req
344. IT'S A GAME OF WITS.Copy !req
345. YOU HATE HIM,Copy !req
346. THEN YOU KILL HIM.Copy !req
347. SUDDENLY, HANK SPOTS
THE MOSQUITO THEY'RE AFTER.Copy !req
348. FROM A LIFETIME'S HUNTING.Copy !req
349. HANK GAUGES THE WIND.Copy !req
350. THE MOSQUITO'S SPOOR.Copy !req
351. THEN...Copy !req
352. IT'S A SUCCESS.Copy !req
353. THE MOSQUITO NOW IS DEAD.Copy !req
354. BUT ROY MUST MAKE SURE.Copy !req
355. THERE'S NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS
THAN A WOUNDED MOSQUITO.Copy !req
356. BUT THE HUNT IS NOT OVER.Copy !req
357. WITH WELL-PRACTICED SKILL,
HANK SKINS THE MOSQUITO.Copy !req
358. UP TO.8 OF A PENNY
ON THE OPEN MARKET.Copy !req
359. AND IT'S BACK TO BASE CAMP
FOR A NIGHT'S REST.Copy !req
360. HERE, SURROUNDEDCopy !req
361. TOUGHER ORDEAL... A MOTH HUNT.Copy !req
362. WELL, I FOLLOW THE MOTHCopy !req
363. WITH AIR-TO-AIR MISSILES.Copy !req
364. WHY WE DON'T
USE FLY SPRAY.Copy !req
365. WELL, WHERE'S
THE SPORT IN THAT?Copy !req
366. FOR ROY, SPORT IS EVERYTHING.Copy !req
367. THE PURSUIT OF TINY CREATURES.Copy !req
368. BUT IT'S NOT ALL WORK,Copy !req
369. THAN A DAY'S FISHING.Copy !req
370. WHEREVER THERE IS A CHALLENGE,Copy !req
371. AND INOFFENSIVE, TINY INSECTS.Copy !req
372. OH, I'VE HADCopy !req
373. IN THE HIGH COURT.Copy !req
374. THE WAY THOSE Q.C. S
CARRY ON.Copy !req
375. DON'T I KNOW IT, LOVE.Copy !req
376. OBJECTION HERE,
OBJECTION THERE.Copy !req
377. EVIDENCE SO WELL...Copy !req
378. SPEAKING VOICE.Copy !req
379. WELL, AFTER A BITCopy !req
380. BANG MY LITTLE GAVEL.Copy !req
381. YOU WHAT, LOVE?Copy !req
382. I BANGED ME GAVEL.Copy !req
383. I DID ME "SILENCE
IN COURT" BIT.Copy !req
384. OH! IF LOOKS COULD KILLCopy !req
385. WOULD BE IN FOR 30 YEARS.Copy !req
386. SUMMING UP GO?Copy !req
387. I WAS PLEASED, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
388. "WHAT THE
JURY MUST UNDERSTAND..."Copy !req
389. AND THEY LOVED IT.Copy !req
390. THAT FOREMAN EYEING ME.Copy !req
391. REALLY?Copy !req
392. YES, CHEEKY DEVIL.Copy !req
393. WAS HE THAT TALL MAN WITH?Copy !req
394. NO, JUST A MINUTE,
I MUST FINISH.Copy !req
395. ANYWAY, ICopy !req
396. "THE ACTIONSCopy !req
397. "IS A VIOLENT STAINCopy !req
398. "AND THE FULLCopy !req
399. "IS SCARCELY SUFFICIENTCopy !req
400. THEIR GHASTLY CRIMES."Copy !req
401. AND I WAGGLED MY WIG.Copy !req
402. BUT IT WAS
A STUNNING EFFECT.Copy !req
403. OH, I BET IT WAS...Copy !req
404. IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT.Copy !req
405. OH, AYE.Copy !req
406. HELLO, MRS. THING.Copy !req
407. HELLO, MRS. ENTITY.Copy !req
408. HOW ARE YOU, THEN?Copy !req
409. OH, I HAVE HAD A MORNING.Copy !req
410. BUSY?Copy !req
411. BUSY? HUH!Copy !req
412. I GOT UP AT 5:00Copy !req
413. A CUP OF TEACopy !req
414. OF THE WINDOW.Copy !req
415. WELL, BY THENCopy !req
416. AND HAVE A SIT-DOWN.Copy !req
417. I'VE BEEN HERE
FOR SEVEN HOURS.Copy !req
418. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.Copy !req
419. OH, HAVE YOU
BEEN SHOPPING?Copy !req
420. NO, I'VE BEEN SHOPPING.Copy !req
421. FUNNY.Copy !req
422. I'M WORN OUT.Copy !req
423. I'VE BEEN SHOPPING
FOR SIX HOURS.Copy !req
424. BOUGHT, THEN?Copy !req
425. NOTHING.Copy !req
426. NOTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
427. WASTE OF TIME.Copy !req
428. WICKED, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
429. WICKED, IT'LL BE WORSECopy !req
430. THE COMMON MARKET.Copy !req
431. THAT NICE MR. HEATH
WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT.Copy !req
432. IT'S FUNNY
HE NEVER MARRIED.Copy !req
433. HE'S A BACHELOR.Copy !req
434. OOH! THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN IT.Copy !req
435. OH, DEAR MECopy !req
436. WEARS ME OUT.Copy !req
437. YES. I BET
MRS. REGINALD MAUDLINGCopy !req
438. DOESN'T HAVE TO PUT UPCopy !req
439. GETTING UP AT 5:00Copy !req
440. LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW,
CHATTING AWAY.Copy !req
441. NO! IT'D ALL
BE DONE FOR HER.Copy !req
442. YES, SHE'D HAVECopy !req
443. FOR PLAYING SNOOKER.Copy !req
444. SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GOCopy !req
445. DAY IN, DAY OUT.Copy !req
446. NO, IT WOULD ALL
BE DONE FOR HER.Copy !req
447. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO LIFT A CUE.Copy !req
448. DOESN'T EVEN KNOWCopy !req
449. ROOM IS.Copy !req
450. NO... STILL, IT'S NOT
AS BAD AS THE OLD DAYS.Copy !req
451. MRS. STANLEY BALDWINCopy !req
452. AT 5:00 IN THE MORNINGCopy !req
453. AND GO OUTCopy !req
454. WITH HER BARE HANDS.Copy !req
455. YES, AND MRS. WILLIAMCopy !req
456. GET UP AT 3:00Copy !req
457. OF HER NOSE.Copy !req
458. MRS. BEETHOVEN USED TOCopy !req
459. THE MYNAH BIRD.Copy !req
460. LAZY CREATURES,
MYNAH BIRDS.Copy !req
461. YES.Copy !req
462. USED TO MIME.Copy !req
463. OOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
464. IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
465. IT'S ONLY A FLASHBACK.Copy !req
466. YOU DON'T FOOL ME,
YOU STUPID MYNAH BIRD.Copy !req
467. I'M NOT DEAF YET.Copy !req
468. JUST YOU WAIT.Copy !req
469. OH! BUGGER.Copy !req
470. SHUT UP!Copy !req
471. RIGHT IN THE WING.Copy !req
472. SHUT YOUR BEAK!Copy !req
473. GOTT IN HIMMEL,
I NEVER GET ANY PEACE HERE.Copy !req
474. LUDWIG!Copy !req
475. WHAT?Copy !req
476. THE SUGAR BOWL?Copy !req
477. NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN
THE BLOODY SUGAR BOWL!Copy !req
478. YOU KNOW,
THE SUGAR BOWL!Copy !req
479. SOD THE SUGAR BOWL!Copy !req
480. I'M TRYING TO FINISH
THIS STINKING TUNE!Copy !req
481. IT'S DRIVING ME SPARE!Copy !req
482. SO SHUT UP!Copy !req
483. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
484. LUDWIG, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE JAM SPOON?Copy !req
485. STUFF THE JAM SPOON!Copy !req
486. IT WAS IN
THE SUGAR BOWL!Copy !req
487. LOOK, GET OUT,
YOU OLD RAT-BAG!Copy !req
488. BUZZ OFF AND SHUT UP!Copy !req
489. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU SEE IN THAT PIANO!Copy !req
490. LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
491. I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT!Copy !req
492. FOR YOUR TEA?Copy !req
493. WHAT?Copy !req
494. PEANUT BUTTER!Copy !req
495. I'VE FORGOTTEN IT!Copy !req
496. I HAD IT! I HAD IT!Copy !req
497. OR SANDWICH SPREAD?Copy !req
498. I DON'T CARE!Copy !req
499. OOH! I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
500. I HAD IT.Copy !req
501. I HAD IT, YOU OLD BAG.Copy !req
502. MEIN LIEBER GOTT!Copy !req
503. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
504. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
505. IT'S THE
PLUMBER!Copy !req
506. GOTT IN HIMMEL,
I'M GOING OUT!Copy !req
507. WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING OUTCopy !req
508. DON'T FORGET WE'VE GOT THECopy !req
509. SO DON'T FORGET
TO ORDER SOME PIKELETS!Copy !req
510. PIKELETS! PIKELETS!Copy !req
511. THIS TROUBLE.Copy !req
512. DO YOU WANT TO BET?Copy !req
513. INCIDENTALLY, IT'S...Copy !req
514. YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
515. INCIDENTALLY,
WHY NOT CALL HIM HAMLET?Copy !req
516. HAMLET! I LIKE,
MUCH BETTER THAN DAVID.Copy !req
517. MICHELANGELO, YOU CAN USE DAVID.Copy !req
518. I WON'T SUE.Copy !req
519. THANKS, BUT I'VE HAD
A BETTER IDEA.Copy !req
520. MICHELANGELO!Copy !req
521. YES, DEAR!Copy !req
522. I'VE HAD ANOTHER SON.Copy !req
523. OH, MY LIFE.Copy !req
524. COMPOSER?Copy !req
525. I WOULDN'T WISH IT ON MY SON.Copy !req
526. HE'S A SENSITIVE BOY, ALREADY.Copy !req
527. I'D RATHER HE WAS A SEWAGE
ATTENDANT OR A RAT CATCHER.Copy !req
528. AHA! RATS AT 42A
KARTOFFELNSTRASSE.Copy !req
529. HEY, MITZI! I'VE GOT TO GO
TO POTATO STREET.Copy !req
530. PUT YOUR GALOSHES ON.Copy !req
531. DEPRESSED BY RATS?Copy !req
532. DO MICE GET YOU DOWN?Copy !req
533. COLIN MOZART'SCopy !req
534. BOUTIQUE?Copy !req
535. RATS EXTIRPATED, MICE PUNISHEDCopy !req
536. MUNICH'S LEADING
FURRY ANIMAL LIQUIDATOR.Copy !req
537. YES?Copy !req
538. COLIN MOZART.Copy !req
539. OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'VE COME.Copy !req
540. WE'RE HAVINGCopy !req
541. BLEEDING RATS.Copy !req
542. PIANO ALREADY.Copy !req
543. GET OUTCopy !req
544. YOU STUPID, FURRY,
BUCKTOOTHED GITS!Copy !req
545. GET OUT!Copy !req
546. GOTT IN HIMMEL!Copy !req
547. OUT OF MY FACE.Copy !req
548. SHUT UP!Copy !req
549. SO ANYWAY, BEETHOVENCopy !req
550. WHEN HE WENT DEAF.Copy !req
551. WELL, I WASCopy !req
552. HANGING, YOU KNOWCopy !req
553. JUST DIDN'T SUIT ME.Copy !req
554. YES, DOCopy !req
555. TREASON TRIAL?Copy !req
556. OH, YES, I WORE A BODY
STOCKING ALL THROUGH IT.Copy !req
557. NO, HEN, AT
THE PARTY AFTERWARDS.Copy !req
558. OH, THAT'S RIGHT,Copy !req
559. CLERK OF THE COURT.Copy !req
560. THAT'S RIGHT... HE MADE ME
WANT TO TURN QUEEN'S EVIDENCE.Copy !req
561. SPECIALLY
IN THAT ARSON CASE.Copy !req
562. WHAT WAS THE VERDICT?Copy !req
563. THE BROWN WIG.Copy !req
564. SCOTTISH ASSIZES.Copy !req
565. WELL HUNG JURY.Copy !req
566. OH! GET BACK
IN THE WITNESS BOX.Copy !req
567. YOU'RE TOO SHARP
TO LIVE.Copy !req
568. I'LL SMACK
YOUR LITTLE BOTTY!Copy !req
569. NEW BODY RUB J.P. S USE?Copy !req
570. IN BRADFORD YESTERDAY.Copy !req
571. RECESS TODAY.Copy !req
572. ANNOUNCERS ON THE BBC...Copy !req
573. YOU KNOW, AFTER
THE PROGRAMS ARE OVER.Copy !req
574. OH, AYE... COURSE, THEY'RE
BENT AS SAFETY PINS.Copy !req
575. I KNOW, BUT THEY'VE GOTCopy !req
576. "AND NOW A CHOICE OF
VIEWING ON BBC TELEVISION."Copy !req
577. "HERE ARE TONIGHT'S
FOOTBALL RESULTS."Copy !req
578. MMM...Copy !req