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47. MORNING.
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46 EGERNON ROAD.
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90. RIGHT.
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MRS. CRUMP!
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101. WELL, I CAN'T
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107. OR AN R16.
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108. IF IT'S A SPECIAL.
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109. NO, IT'S NOT SPECIAL.
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110. THAT'S BACK
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111. NO, THE SPECIAL'S
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ONE, LOVE.
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121. THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M MRS. G. PINNET.
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123. WELL, SHALL I SIGN IT
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132. WHAT, THE
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138. IT'S NOT; AN
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140. GASEOUS SUBSTANCES."
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145. UNLESS YOU'VE
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146. NO, QUITE.
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162. "ONE OR MORE PERSONS
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201. "SMALL WHITE PUSSY CAT FOR SALE.
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284. "LE MARCHE COMIQUE."
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JEAN-BRIAN ZATAPATHIQUE.
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297. ON ETHEL THE FROG TONIGHT,
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423. UNUSUAL ABOUT HIM?
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424. I SHOULD SAY NOT.
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425. EXCEPT... EXCEPT INASMUCH
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426. AS SPINY NORMAN.
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427. SUPPOSED TO BE?
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428. ABOUT 12 FEET FROM SNOUT TO TAIL
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429. UP TO 800 YARDS LONG.
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430. WHEN NORMAN WAS ABOUT,
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431. AND HE'D BECOME VERY VIOLENT
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432. AND CLAIM THAT HE'D LAID
STANLEY BALDWIN.
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433. DINSDALE WAS A GENTLEMAN.
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434. AND WHAT'S MORE, HE KNEW HOW
TO TREAT A FEMALE IMPERSONATOR.
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435. IT'S EASY FOR US TO JUDGE
DINSDALE PIRANHA TOO HARSHLY.
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436. AFTER ALL, HE ONLY DID WHAT MOST
OF US SIMPLY DREAM OF DOING.
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437. I'M SORRY.
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438. AFTER ALL, A MURDERER IS
ONLY AN EXTROVERTED SUICIDE.
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439. DINSDALE WAS A LOONY,
BUT HE WAS A HAPPY LOONY.
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440. LUCKY BASTARD.
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441. BUT WHAT OF DOUG?
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442. ONE MAN WHO MET HIM
WAS LUIGI VERCOTTI.
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443. WELL, I HAD BEEN RUNNING
A SUCCESSFUL ESCORT AGENCY.
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444. HIGH-CLASS... NO, REALLY...
HIGH-CLASS GIRLS.
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445. WE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY OF THAT.
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446. THAT WAS RIGHT OUT.
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447. AND I DECIDED...
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448. EXCUSE ME.
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449. HELLO?
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450. NO, NOT NOW.
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451. SHTOOM, SHTOOM.
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452. RIGHT, YES, WE'LL HAVE THE WATCH
READY FOR YOU AT MIDNIGHT.
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453. THE WATCH...
THE CHINESE WATCH.
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454. YES, ALL RIGHT,
BYE-BYE... MOTHER.
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455. ANYWAY, I DECIDED
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456. COOKING, TOP-LINE ACTS
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457. FOR PICKING UP TARTS.
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458. THAT WAS RIGHT OUT,
I DENY THAT COMPLETELY.
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459. TACTICAL NUCLEAR MISSILE.
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460. THEY SAID I'D BOUGHT ONE
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461. AND WOULD I PAY FOR IT.
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462. DID THEY WANT?
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463. OF A MILLION POUNDS.
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464. THEN THEY WENT OUT.
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465. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL
FOR THE POLICE?
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466. WELL, I'D NOTICED THAT THE LAD
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467. FOR THE AREA.
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468. ANYWAY, A WEEK LATER
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469. TO SEE DOUG.
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470. DOUG?
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471. DOUG.
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472. I WAS TERRIFIED OF HIM.
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473. EVERYONE WAS TERRIFIED OF DOUG.
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474. I'VE SEEN GROWN MEN
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475. RATHER THAN SEE DOUG.
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476. OF DOUG.
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477. WHAT DID HE DO?
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478. HE USED SARCASM.
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479. HE KNEW ALL THE TRICKS...
DRAMATIC IRONY, METAPHOR
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480. BATHOS, PUNS, PARODY,
LITOTES... AND SATIRE.
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481. THE PIRANHA BROTHERS,
BY FEBRUARY 1966
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482. AND THE SOUTH EAST.
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483. IN FEBRUARY, THOUGH,
DINSDALE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.
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484. LATELY, DINSDALE HAD BECOME
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485. ABOUT SPINY NORMAN.
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486. AT LUTON AIRPORT.
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487. AND SO, ON FEBRUARY 22, 1966,
AT LUTON AIRPORT...
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488. TO SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE.
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489. AND THAT THE HUNT WAS ON.
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490. VIZ. SOME FORM OF DISGUISE
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491. WERE A BIT OF A GIVEAWAY.
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492. LUCKILY, MY YEARS WITH BRISTOL
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493. VARIETY OF DISGUISES.
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494. AS THE REVEREND SMILER EGRET.
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495. HEARING THEY'D GONE
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496. OF A PORK BUTCHER, BRIAN STOATS.
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497. RETURNED TO CARDIFF.
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498. FROM KING LEAR.
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499. AS RATTY IN TOAD OF TOAD HALL.
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500. BACK IN CARDIFF,
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501. AS "A GLITTERING PERFORMANCE
OF RARE PERCEPTION"
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502. WAS LESS THAN ENTHUSIASTIC.
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503. IN FACT, IT GAVE ME
A RIGHT PANNING... I QUOTE...
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504. "AS FOR THE PERFORMANCE
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505. "OF SUPERINTENDENT
HARRY 'SNAPPER' ORGANS
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506. "AS SANCHO PANZA
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507. "THE AUDIENCE WERE BEMUSED
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508. HIS ABUSIVE AD LIBS."
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509. THE WESTERN DAILY NEWS SAID...
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510. "SANCHO PANZA
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511. "SPOILT AN OTHERWISE IMPECCABLY
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512. "BY HIS UNSCHEDULED APPEARANCE
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513. OF 'WHAT'S ALL THIS, THEN? '"
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514. NEVER MIND,
SNAPPER, LOVE.
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515. YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL.
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516. TRUE, CONSTABLE.
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517. MY EYELINER, PLEASE?
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518. TELEGRAM FOR YOU, LOVE.
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519. OH, GOOD-O.
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520. BET IT'S FROM BINKIE.
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521. WAITING OUTSIDE.
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522. OH, GOOD.
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523. 30 SECONDS,
SUPERINTENDENT.
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524. OH, BLIMEY, I'M ON.
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525. IS ME HAT STRAIGHT,
CONSTABLE?
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526. OH, IT'S FINE.
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527. RIGHT, HERE WE GO
THEN, HAWKINS.
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528. OH, MERDE,
SUPERINTENDENT.
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529. GOOD LUCK, THEN.
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530. READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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531. PIRANHA BROTHERS ESCAPE!
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532. DINSDALE?
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533. DINSDALE?
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534. DINSDALE?
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535. DINSDALE?
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536. DINSDALE! DINSDALE!
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537. DINSDALE!
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538. DINSDALE!
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539. WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW,
AND SO UNTIL NEXT WEEK...
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