Monsters vs. Aliens 1x8

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The Monsters find an alien called Sqweep in the woods doing an earth studies project, which has a lot of sensitive data that could be used for an invasion.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - 17 sightings in one month.

5. Seems we've got us an unidentified alien

6. In the pacific northwest,

7. And I want answers.

8. - The letter "h."

9. Thomas alva edison.

10. - Answers to the alien problem, b.O.B.

11. - Don't worry, general.

12. Team monster is ready to kick alien butt,

13. And we're happy to start with this one.

14. good luck finding my buttock.

15. You think it's here,

16. But in alien anatomy, who knows?

17. Maybe it's on my foot.

18. - Knew it!

19. - Ew!

20. Get your foot-butt out of my face, coverton.

21. - Stand down, both of you!

22. Coverton's our insider.

23. He can smooth over first contact

24. With the extraterrestrial

25. And/or annihilate it.

26. Either way, I'm good.

27. - I always thought that was his butt.

28. - 'tis not!

29. - Okay, guys, mission is a go.

30. Link, you're on point.

31. If you see anything, give the signal.

32. - Signal.

33. - Okay, what do we got?

34. - It's small, fast,

35. And it appears to be stalking us.

36. Yes, definitely stalking us.

37. - Heads up.

38. I just laid a candy trail

39. To lure the sucker out in the open.

40. Then we can—

41. Guys, I found wild candy!

42. Oh, this is so much better when it's free-range.

43. - Soldiers, set your attitudes to gluteus kickiness.

44. - What a professional abduction!

45. Big fan of your work!

46. - It's getting away!

47. - Let me go!

48. That is an order! I will—

49. - We're losing ground.

50. - I did mention it was fast.

51. - B.O.B., slingshot express.

52. - On it.

53. - Who's going in?

54. Eeny, meeny, miny, coverton!

55. Crash!

56. - Hello, first contact.

57. - Where is the alien?

58. - Is it invisible?

59. You can't dodge forever, camouflalien.

60. - Underneath.

61. - Okay, no matter what comes out from under there,

62. We go fast, we go strong, we go big.

63. - Please step with caution.

64. I am very small and damageable.

65. Aw.

66. - You're not gonna hurt anyone, are you,

67. You adorable little cutie?

68. do you have a name?

69. - I am called sqweep.

70. Aw.

71. - Sqweep. Oh, it's just fun to say.

72. Sqweep.

73. Hi.

74. - May I remind you monsters

75. That this cutie, sqweep,

76. Has your commanding officer dressed up

77. Like a merry christmas goose?

78. - Apologies if my energy ropes discomforted you.

79. I merely did not wish to have my gluteus kicked,

80. As per your order.

81. - How dare you, sir?

82. - Today you are the monster.

83. Which means I am the general.

84. you are all dismissed!

85. we're dismissed?

86. I'm gonna hunt more candy.

87. - Fine. I promise not to hurt the kid.

88. - Oh, please.

89. One cute face, and you all drop your guard?

90. The child could be the vanguard of a global invasion.

91. I demand you surrender all of your conquest plans

92. Complete with any breakthroughs in human enslavement.

93. Come. Come. Hand them to coverton.

94. - But my mission is peaceful.

95. - Boring.

96. - I'm on an earth studies field trip.

97. - Field trip? Like school?

98. - Precisely.

99. I'm researching a report

100. On this planet's dominant species.

101. - A researcher! How darling!

102. Does dr. Cockroach need to help

103. With all the tricky-wicky data analysis?

104. - Unnecessary.

105. The finished report is already loaded

106. Onto this information pod.

107. All that remains is to transmit it

108. From the communication console on my ship.

109. - Aww, even the ship is cute!

110. - I made a very thorough study.

111. Strengths, weaknesses,

112. Vulnerabilities,

113. Population centers,

114. A complete breakdown of government

115. And military units,

116. And how to defeat them.

117. - If that kid's report fell into the wrong hands,

118. Tentacles, or crab-like pincers,

119. It would be the groundwork for an invasion!

120. - Yes, I suppose that is true.

121. - Sorry, but the general's right.

122. We can't let you transmit that.

123. It's too dangerous for the earth.

124. - I am also sorry,

125. But this report is 1/3 of my earth studies grade.

126. Any risk to my perfect grade point average

127. Will be countered most severely.

128. what you got there, kid?

129. Bug spray? - Pest repellant.

130. Zap!

131. - I never fail.

132. - Code red, monsters!

133. Intercept that report!

134. - On it!

135. - So very on it.

136. - Ha-ha!

137. Ha, ha.

138. Susan, I forgot how to be a solid.

139. what in—

140. Dr. Cockroach, what are you doing to my ride?

141. - Combination afterburners and homing function, general.

142. You are now locked on to the alien child's form

143. At extra maximum speed.

144. - I'm sorry for any inconvenience

145. To your faces.

146. - You're in over your head, kid.

147. I have decades of combat training

148. And the speed of a barracuda.

149. - I have bees.

150. - Game over, sqweep.

151. Just hand over the report, and we can—

152. - What?

153. You tripped the large-sized female?

154. - We are fellow aliens on a strange planet

155. And therefore natural best friends.

156. Why, I could even help protect your information pod.

157. - Unnecessary.

158. But I am very pleased to be your new best friend.

159. - Best friends share.

160. That's how you know they're best friends,

161. The sharing.

162. Bfs!

163. - Sweet rhubarb pie!

164. We're too late!

165. - Not yet.

166. Behold, a jamming device so powerful,

167. It will not only block out transmission

168. Of sqweep's report.

169. It will flash-fry the data forever!

170. - Science is my favorite subject too.

171. Would you like me to teach you how to be better at it?

172. - I'm beginning to despise that child.

173. - Begin report transmission.

174. - Squirrels,

175. Earth's fluffy puppet masters.

176. - Um, well...

177. squirrels.

178. - Um, sqweep, what is this?

179. - My report on earth's dominant species.

180. - And you think that species is the squirrel?

181. - Wow. Really?

182. - Clearly, it's squirrels.

183. Their leaping, foraging,

184. And fluffiness skills are superior.

185. - It's called science, people.

186. - Their language is too complex to completely decode,

187. But I am certain they are secretly running

188. Every major world organization.

189. - Be nice.

190. - Little alien, I assure you it's us humans

191. Who dominate this planet.

192. - Humans?

193. - Unfortunately, yes.

194. - Report interrupted.

195. - Please ignore transmission.

196. Will submit project later.

197. Hugs. Sqweep.

198. - Wait. "will submit project later"?

199. - It is 1/3 of my grade.

200. I must stay and redo my report

201. With humans this time.

202. - What makes you think I'd allow an alien

203. To run willy-nilly over my terra firma?

204. - I think I have already proven that you cannot stop me.

205. - Can. - Cannot.

206. - Yes, I can. - Enough!

207. You want to stay here,

208. You will operate under my supervision

209. Out of our base at area 50-something.

210. - What?

211. - We're bringing in another alien?

212. - I like to keep my friends close

213. And my aliens closer.

214. - I accept,

215. And I already have a best friend.

216. - You're gonna want to wash that hand.

217. - Then welcome aboard, sqweep.

218. Soldiers, return to base.

219. - But, general, the child is a menace.

220. Show-off.

221. - Are all earth creatures this jealous

222. Of superior intelligence?

223. I should know this for my report.

224. - I am not jealous.