Monsters vs. Aliens 1x7

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Impressed with B.O.B.'s indestructibleness, Coverton decides to clone a piece of him. After too many clones, B.O.B. alarmingly begins to diminish little by little.

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1. - Grand coverlord,

2. I applaud your plan to clone one of the monsters

3. Into an invading army.

4. My hesitation is simply

5. With the monster you've selected.

6. True, the b.O.B. Blob is rumored to be indestructible,

7. But he's also brainless.

8. I can't begin to tell you the countless—

9. - Monsters, alien!

10. Report to the war room immediately!

11. Forgive me, grand coverlord.

12. I am being summoned.

13. - What I'm about to show you is deeply disturbing.

14. - Mmm.

15. Broccoli with sprinkles.

16. Fantastic!

17. Mmm, mmm.

18. Pizza and sprinkles.

19. Amazing!

20. Oh!

21. Sprinkles really do make everything taste better!

22. - B.O.B. Likes sprinkles.

23. Not sure what's so disturbing about that.

24. - I'm not talking about the sprinkles!

25. I'm talking about leaving the refrigerator door open,

26. Wasting electricity!

27. - And it's not wasting electricity

28. To put a security camera inside a refrigerator?

29. - I wouldn't expect you to understand, missy,

30. What with your excessive hygiene.

31. And I don't know what you're doing in your quarters,

32. Coverton, but whatever it is, it spikes my power meter.

33. - Um, I, too, am, uh, brushing my teeth.

34. Uhh...

35. - You used 600,000 gigawatts of power since last month!

36. Area 50-something's electric bill

37. Is gonna cost uncle sam an arm and a leg.

38. - He can borrow mine.

39. - This is serious, b.O.B.

40. - General, I volunteer team monster

41. To head up an energy task force.

42. - Indeed, general,

43. I already have a spark of an idea—

44. A battery that creates safe and limitless energy.

45. - What's the power source?

46. - The common potato—

47. A sustainable natural resource

48. Known for its conductive properties

49. In any form.

50. - It's working.

51. - You sound surprised.

52. - Well, you know, history...

53. - Ahh!

54. - The battery is now super-powering coverton's chair,

55. You know, just for giggles.

56. - So when will he come down?

57. - To be honest, I hadn't thought that far ahead.

58. - Aww...

59. Just one more.

60. Chomp!

61. - Oh, thank goodness.

62. Really?

63. - You know the battery doesn't work

64. When you take out the chip.

65. - Science is so complicated.

66. - Monsters, do something!

67. I do not want to explain to the president

68. Why his alien ambassador became a stain on the ground!

69. - I got it!

70. B.O.B., could you move a tad to the left?

71. - My left or your left?

72. - Great job, b.O.B.!

73. - He really is indestructible.

74. I have the sample from the gelatinous one,

75. Grand coverlord.

76. Soon your vision of an army of indestructible goo warriors

77. Will become a reality.

78. - Now what?

79. - Are you gonna say something, or should I?

80. - Yes, it worked.

81. I have created you; therefore you will obey me.

82. Is that understood?

83. - Sure, I guess.

84. - A complete success.

85. They'll give me a seat

86. On the intergalactic council for this—

87. The good seat,

88. The one with a cup holder.

89. B.O.B.?

90. If the monsters find that clone first,

91. I'll be exposed!

92. Clone b.O.B.!

93. Clone b.O.B.?

94. - B.O.B., eat what's inside the vending machine,

95. Not the vending machine itself.

96. - Are you sure?

97. Have you seen some of the junk that passes for food in here?

98. - Point taken.

99. - Cannonball!

100. - Is that b.O.B.?

101. - The general says we use too much energy

102. Heating the pool,

103. But b.O.B.'s body temp is toasty warm.

104. - We're the win-win twins!

105. - Didn't I just see you in the—

106. Oh, forget it.

107. - Clone b.O.B.?

108. Are you in here?

109. Come on, clone b.O.B.

110. How is it going to look if I can't control you?

111. - General!

112. - Slide with me, b.O.B.

113. Turns out the power cost was just the beginning.

114. Get a load of this water bill—

115. 800,000 gallons!

116. - The shampoo people should really put a limit

117. On "rinse and repeat," sir.

118. - That's why we need to stay vigilant, b.O.B.

119. Can't let anything get past us.

120. - After you.

121. - No, after you.

122. I insist.

123. - Energy-efficient lightbulbs,

124. Step one in conservation.

125. - Have you seen your squishy blue cohort?

126. - B.O.B.?

127. He was in the pool with link.

128. Have you noticed he's been acting a little weird today?

129. - I'm sure everything is fine

130. And under control.

131. Bye!

132. - Hey, susan, look who I found.

133. - I believe I found me.

134. - Touche.

135. - Uh-oh.

136. - Which is the real b.O.B.?

137. - Neither of them.

138. - Hey, guys.

139. Not feeling too good.

140. - B.O.B.? What's happening to you?

141. - I don't know.

142. Oh, who are these handsome fellows?

143. - Aw, thanks. - Back at ya, bro.

144. - Did he just get shorter?

145. - Susan, link, might I have a word?

146. B.O.B. Is in grave danger.

147. These other b.O.B.S aren't simply copies;

148. They're quantum-entangled parts of his essence.

149. - That's just what I was thinking.

150. I was like—

151. Oh, sorry. What now?

152. - The more there are of them,

153. The less there is of b.O.B. To go around.

154. - So where are they coming from?

155. Coverton.

156. - Oh, clone b.O.B.?

157. Clone b.O.B.?

158. Wuh!

159. Clone b.O.B.!

160. There you are!

161. - And there you are, hugging me,

162. Which is really not comfortable for either of us.

163. - Coverton!

164. We know what you've been doing!

165. - What?

166. Just hanging out with my buddy b.O.B.

167. Isn't that right, buddy b.O.B.?

168. - Which one?

169. - There's a lot of them going around.

170. - Where?

171. How ever did that get there?

172. - Wow, I just got here,

173. And I can already tell that guy's a terrible liar.

174. - Okay, yes, fine.

175. I was cloning b.O.B.

176. - Why?

177. - Would you believe I sometimes get terribly lonely?

178. - Either that, or you were trying

179. To clone an army of b.O.B.S,

180. But even you aren't that stupid.

181. Yes, right.

182. Army of b.O.B.S. Heh.

183. - The essence of genuine b.O.B.

184. Is getting stretched perilously thin!

185. If we don't get every last bit of b.O.B. Back together,

186. He may cease to exist.

187. - Come on, coverton.

188. You're helping us wrangle up the b.O.B.S.

189. - Oh, but I really— - come on!

190. - Ooh.

191. Hi, b.O.B.

192. - Hey, guys.

193. Sorry, susan, I'm not up for a party today.

194. Just want to close my eye...

195. - Oh, no, he's getting worse.

196. Why didn't this stop when we turned off the machine?

197. - He's far too diminished.

198. He can't sustain himself.

199. We need to reverse the process immediately.

200. - Oh, is reverse something they teach

201. In mad science school?

202. - You messed with my buddy.

203. Now fix him, or else I'll fix you!

204. - I don't know how!

205. My machine was only made to duplicate,

206. Not merge.

207. - Merge. - Yes, I said "merge."

208. - Merge. - Merge.

209. - Merge.

210. - I don't think you're saying it right.

211. Merge.

212. - That's it!

213. I know how to get b.O.B. To merge with himself!

214. - B.O.B., wake up.

215. - You need to eat something, buddy.

216. - What? - That guy.

217. - Come on, bro. Eat me!

218. - Mm. I don't feel like myself.

219. - What if we put sprinkles on him?

220. - Sprinkles?

221. Sure you don't mind?

222. - Dude, I insist.

223. I'm pretty sweet.

224. - You know how we always tell you

225. Not to eat too much, b.O.B.?

226. Today, forget that rule.

227. - Ah! What rule?

228. - B.O.B. Appetit!

229. - Whoo-hoo!

230. Get it there, b.O.B.!

231. - Sprinkles!

232. I'm so full.

233. I could not eat another me.

234. - Just one more, b.O.B.

235. You can do this.

236. - Yeah, you're right. I can.

237. Chomp!

238. - Well, there you have it, another problem solved.

239. - Uh, guys?

240. There's some serious tummy funny going on here.

241. - Oh, dear.

242. - This isn't gonna be good, is it?

243. - The b.O.B.S aren't reintegrating.

244. It's possible that he's just become one giant, unstable mass.

245. - Or it was just gas.

246. - Whoo!

247. Oh, I feel so much better.

248. - B.O.B.!

249. You're all right!

250. - Yeah, I need to cut back on the sprinkles.

251. - I concur.