Monsters vs. Aliens 1x50

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

A metal robot battles with the monsters and aliens.

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1. Feel free to... Ow! Jump... Oof!

2. In here... Aah!

3. - I knew you cared.

4. - This much I care.

5. - Wah! Whoa! Oof!

6. - Prepare to be awestruck

7. By my latest ingenious—

8. - Just blast it!

9. - I got this!

10. Wah!

11. - Got it! Mmph, ugh!

12. Can't hold it very long.

13. Aah!

14. Blast it all! Another failure!

15. - But, general monger, we won.

16. - That's the problem.

17. You shouldn't be able to beat the unstop-o-bot.

18. Nobody should.

19. - 'cause then it's a stop-o-bot?

20. - Right, b.O.B.

21. - How's our little project coming along, general?

22. - What project is that, sir?

23. - The top-secret one.

24. Why am I paying for a $42 billion boondoggle

25. When you won't even tell me what it is?

26. - It's top-secret, sir.

27. And we both know you're not very good

28. At keeping secrets.

29. - What? I've never told anyone

30. About that awkward birthmark you've got on your—

31. sir.

32. - Okay, point taken.

33. But can't you just give me a hint?

34. Like, is the secret project...

35. The world's most expensive video game?

36. - Oh, cool!

37. - It's not a video game, sir.

38. - Aww.

39. - Listen, if you don't tell me what it is,

40. I—well, I'm gonna— I'm gonna hold my breath

41. Until I turn blue.

42. - Me too.

43. - B.O.B., you already know about the top-secret project.

44. It's the unstop-o-bot.

45. - And you're already blue.

46. And you don't breathe.

47. - Oh, right.

48. - Ladies and gentlemen

49. And miscellaneous others,

50. The unstop-o-bot has got to work.

51. And I want you to figure it out.

52. - You have come to the right roach.

53. - You and sqweep.

54. - But, general, the child is an insufferable know-it-all.

55. - I don't know it all.

56. Just significantly more than you.

57. - Yada, yada, yada. You two work it out.

58. That's an order. Dismissed!

59. Really?

60. - What can you possible do to improve

61. The biggest, strongest battle suit ever invented?

62. - It does have its flaws.

63. - Such as? - The blasted noise, obviously.

64. You can hear that infernal contraption coming

65. A mile away.

66. - How ironic that a creature with eyes

67. As large as yours cannot see

68. The most obvious problem.

69. - Excuse me?

70. - It's so big it can be seen

71. From a volarian hectare away.

72. Even a lower life form like yourself

73. Should realize that.

74. - Lower life form?

75. - Ooh, burn.

76. Oh! Oof! Argh.

77. - Can we put the sniping aside and get back

78. To solving the problem?

79. - oof!

80. - I will not stand here and be insulted

81. By this— this juven-alien delinquent!

82. From now on, I only work with someone

83. Whose genius equals my own!

84. - Ooh, me! Pick me!

85. - I meant myself, b.O.B.

86. - May the best brain win.

87. - Hmm.

88. - If they're not gonna tell me what the secret project is,

89. I'll just have to find out for myself.

90. - Blackout! Henry's afraid of the dark!

91. Henry, where are you?

92. - Done.

93. - Done.

94. - Yay! I know the secret!

95. Ahem.

96. So how's our little project coming along?

97. - We're just programming the aerotank

98. To accept general monger's voice commands.

99. - General monger? Why him?

100. I'm voice-commander-in-chief.

101. It should be set to my voice commands...

102. In chief.

103. I'm the president. Do what I say.

104. - Affirmative.

105. Awaiting orders.

106. - Protect and defend— I don't know—

107. The base from stuff, I guess.

108. - Order received.

109. - Fantastic top-secret project.

110. Well worth the $42 billion we spent.

111. - Oh, no, mr. President, this isn't that project.

112. That's down the hall.

113. - Oh. Gotta run.

114. - Whoa!

115. Aw, that's cute.

116. What does it do?

117. - In simple terms that even you can understand,

118. It's a cloaking device.

119. - Well, you'll never guess what I've concocted.

120. It's a—

121. - A silencer. - How did you—

122. Well, no, it's a very special,

123. Very technologic-logical

124. Silence-inducing device.

125. It's very, very complicated.

126. - I imagine for you it would be.

127. - Jackpot!

128. Just as I suspected—

129. A super cool, ultra-surround, 3-d video game!

130. Where's the start button?

131. I wonder if I need a quarter.

132. - welcome to unstop-o-bot.

133. Are you ready to battle?

134. - Sweet!

135. - We both used magnetic installation protocols?

136. - Yes, well, it only made sense.

137. - Curious.

138. what was that?

139. - Super-punch. Disrupter ray.

140. Mega-kick. Jet boots.

141. - Oh, that one.

142. - Aah! - Whoa!

143. - Aah, oh!

144. - Oh!

145. - Listen! Silence.

146. - Look! Cloaking.

147. - On a positive note,

148. My device is working perfectly.

149. - Mine too.

150. - Security breach detected.

151. Activate base defense mode.

152. - Ha ha!

153. - Super-smash, super-smash.

154. - Seriously? No gold coins? This level stinks.

155. - Intruder detected.

156. - All right! This game just got exciting.

157. Eat laser, tank!

158. - Energy cannon.

159. - You're telling me someone swiped

160. The unstop-o-bot,

161. Which you two made completely invisible

162. And inaudible?

163. - We were hoping it might be you,

164. Testing us again.

165. - Obviously, it wasn't.

166. - Area 50-something is the most secure place on earth!

167. How could—

168. Wait a minute.

169. Bring up the security footage

170. Outside project unstop-o-bot just before.

171. - Jackpot!

172. ugh, jerkbot.

173. - Monsters, aliens,

174. Find that unstop-o-bot and stop it!

175. - Really?

176. The same unstop-o-bot you asked us

177. To make impossible for us to stop?

178. - Do you see where this is gonna be a problem?

179. - And don't harm the president!

180. - Oh!

181. - That wasn't me.

182. - Hey, the monsters and aliens are in this game too.

183. Boy, you'd think with a billion-dollar budget,

184. They could've made them look more realistic.

185. - The unstop-o-bot!

186. - Uh, sorry, susan.

187. I'm almost sure I didn't do that on purpose.

188. - Don't let it get away!

189. - Sure, 'cause it's silent

190. And invisible.

191. So this should be, pfft, easy.

192. How do we know it's here?

193. - Aah! Aah!

194. - Leg swipe. - Oof!

195. - I feel like a doofus.

196. Do I look like a doofus? I do, don't I?

197. - You always look like a doofus.

198. - Yipe, yipe!

199. - Oof! - Ooh!

200. - Invisibility. Good one.

201. - Okay, going for the triple bonus.

202. - Roundhouse kick.

203. - No, no, no, no, no!

204. - Intruder identified. Destroy.

205. - Stand down! That's the president!

206. - Voice command not authorized.

207. - Of course...

208. It's authorized.

209. I'm the general! Who else would—

210. - Only the president is authorized.

211. - Well, don't that just figure?

212. - I'm losing health points here.

213. Time to get out of this level.

214. - As much as it pains me to admit it...

215. - Perhaps if we put our minds together...

216. - We might find a way to stop

217. That metallic monstrosity.

218. - Yes, but without sight and without sound,

219. How do you catch a metallic—

220. It's metal! - Metal!

221. There!

222. - Activate mega-magnet.

223. - Got it!

224. - Huh?

225. - Electromagnetics for the win!

226. - What an elegantly simple solution.

227. - So this isn't a video game?

228. - Destroy intruder.

229. stop!

230. No blasting, no blasting!

231. - Scared little crybaby voice command not recognized.

232. - Ahem. Stand down!

233. - Command received.

234. - You beginning to see why we keep certain things

235. Secret from you, mr. President?

236. - Yes. Well, in my defense,

237. I still think this would make an awesome video game!

238. unfortunately,

239. You monsters and aliens still beat my bot.

240. So I expect new ideas on how to make

241. The unstop-o-bot unbeatable!

242. - General, I'm sorry,

243. But what you ask is simply impossible,

244. Because when it comes to monsters and aliens...

245. - We are an unbeatable combination.