Monsters vs. Aliens 1x5

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When Link accidentally eats the gelatin that B.O.B. calls his "girlfriend", it's up to the gang to figure out how to break the bad news.

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1. - It's third and seven with 14 seconds left.

2. Driscoll drops in the pocket, throws deep and—

3. Interception!

4. - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

5. - Taylor's at the 20! The 10!

6. Touchdown!

7. The thunderbolts beat the vipers 21 to 17!

8. - Whoo!

9. - An exciting conclusion to your sporting contest, link?

10. - Oh, yeah, doc.

11. I cannot wait to rub monger's face in this.

12. His vipers went down like—

13. link!

14. what?

15. - You're eating diane!

16. - Diane?

17. - B.O.B.'s girlfriend!

18. - What? No, I checked.

19. B.O.B.'s girlfriend diane is clearly marked with—

20. Ahh! I ate diane!

21. B.O.B. Will be crushed when he finds out I ate—

22. Well, actually, he'll be confused,

23. Cause, let's face it, that's his comfort zone.

24. But then, when he finally gets it—

25. Crushed! What do I do?

26. - I could drop the brain of a capuchin monkey

27. Into the skull of a wombat.

28. - And that will help how?

29. - In this situation, not at all,

30. But it is something I could do,

31. So I thought it should be noted.

32. - Link, just tell b.O.B. The truth.

33. - Yeah, no.

34. I'm gonna make a new diane.

35. B.O.B. Will never know the diff.

36. Except I don't know how to do that.

37. Suze, help me make a new diane!

38. - The truth is like ripping a bandage off:

39. Do it fast.

40. It'll hurt a little,

41. But you'll feel better in the long run.

42. - Hey, guys, anybody seen diane?

43. I got to tell her something.

44. Diane!

45. - B.O.B., buddy, you know about bandages?

46. - Oh, right, she's chilling in the fridge.

47. - Wait!

48. A gentle-blob such as yourself

49. Shouldn't just barge in like some kind of...

50. Barger guy.

51. Diane might be getting dress... Ing?

52. what?

53. - Dressing? What about—

54. - Also, link has a thing to show you.

55. - I do?

56. - Yes, that really, really cool thing?

57. Remember?

58. The one that took an hour

59. To an hour and a half for a firm mold.

60. - Oh, yeah.

61. That really, really cool thing.

62. - Gosh, I really should talk to diane.

63. On the other hand, I love really, really cool things.

64. What are we waiting for?

65. Let's go, link!

66. - Uh, okay.

67. - What happened to the bandage of truth?

68. - Stickier than expected.

69. - I can't wait to see this really, really cool thing!

70. Where is it?

71. - In a really, really cool place?

72. And we need to take a car to get there!

73. - Whoo!

74. Road trip!

75. - I just couldn't bear to see b.O.B. Crushed, okay?

76. I panicked.

77. - Obviously.

78. Add boiling water to gelatin mix,

79. Add pineapple, stir, chill.

80. That's it?

81. So mundane.

82. - Okay, where's the pineapple?

83. - There are some leftovers in here.

84. - Ew! We can't use that.

85. - Not in its current state.

86. But with the help of science?

87. - You mean mad science?

88. - Ooh, busted!

89. - So how much longer till we get to

90. The really, really cool thing?

91. 'cause we have been gone for what seems like,

92. Yeah, a pretty ridiculous amount of time here.

93. - Oh, you'll know it when you see it, b.O.B.

94. Hopefully I will too.

95. - Okay.

96. That comment confuses me,

97. But I'm going to disregard it

98. 'cause confusion's kind of my comfort zone, right?

99. - Yeah, right.

100. - You know, you really understand me, link.

101. Just like diane.

102. I mean, there is a lot of diane in you.

103. - You have no idea.

104. - Rise, tropical rubbish.

105. Rise to your full-fruited glory

106. Through mad science!

107. - Hey dr. C, I found a can of chunks

108. Way in the back of the cupboard.

109. - But fresh is better than canned.

110. - Ahh!

111. Unless it tries to eat me!

112. - Is that your stomach?

113. - No. Why?

114. Are you saying I ate something I shouldn't have?

115. 'cause I didn't.

116. I totally did not!

117. - Whoa that was kind of

118. A disproportionately defensive response there, buddy.

119. - Uh, yeah, I guess it was.

120. - I mean, you do eat some things that maybe you shouldn't.

121. - Uh-oh.

122. - But you work out too,

123. So it's a healthy lifestyle.

124. - B.O.B., I have to tell you something.

125. It won't be easy for you to hear,

126. But I owe you the truth.

127. - Link, buddy, I already know.

128. - You do? - Yep!

129. We're here!

130. And you're totally right!

131. That is one really, really cool rock!

132. - I mean, I like how it's pretty much like every other rock

133. You've ever seen, so it's not all in your face about coolness.

134. - Yeah, that's it.

135. That's the reason I dragged you all the way out here.

136. - Totally worth it.

137. No, b.O.B., the truth is—

138. - A mutant pineapple is eating my car!

139. - Wow, this place is chock-full of cool things!

140. - No, b.O.B., it isn't.

141. Run!

142. - And what exactly are we doing now?

143. - Waiting for water to boil.

144. Boring, but it's the next step, so please don't say—

145. - Mad science can solve that!

146. - Eep!

147. - Ha, my microwave blaster...

148. Boom!

149. May have been a little more robust

150. Than the situation called for.

151. - Doctor, your mad science—

152. - Is making you mad?

153. - Little bit, yeah. - Understood.

154. Ooh?

155. - That's a tough pineapple!

156. - Now we wait for the gelatin to set.

157. - Wait? Ha!

158. Who needs to wait when we have mad—

159. - Dr. Cockroach, you go mad science,

160. I go ginormic!

161. Are we clear?

162. - Very clear. Ixnay on admay iencesay.

163. Clear as ice.

164. Or is it?

165. I know what you're thinking.

166. - Doubt it.

167. - A monkey-brained wombat

168. Could tunnel through this and get help.

169. Shame nobody listened to me earlier.

170. - Aw, link, I got it.

171. We just become puddles and hide!

172. - Um, b.O.B., I can't become a puddle.

173. - Not with that attitude, you can't!

174. Come on buddy, just put a little effort into it!

175. - B.O.B., seriously!

176. It's physically impossible!

177. I cannot become a puddle!

178. - Strange.

179. You never mentioned this before.

180. I wonder what other secrets you're keeping from me.

181. - Well, okay, now that you mention it...

182. - We'll talk later! - Yeah!

183. - B.O.B., buddy, this is the end,

184. So I've got a few things to say.

185. Look, you've been a tight pal, b.O.B.,

186. The best this prehistoric fish-man ever had,

187. And that's why I need to come clean about diane.

188. - Diane! - Yeah, diane.

189. I ate— - no, diane's part pineapple!

190. Hey, I bet if I tell this guy—

191. - No, I don't think that's—

192. - Hey, guy, crazy coincidence.

193. You're a pineapple, and I happen to know a—

194. - B.O.B.!

195. No!

196. So you're gonna eat me?

197. Go on. I don't care.

198. I deserve it.

199. huh?

200. - I ate my best buddy's gelatin girlfriend,

201. And then he got eaten!

202. And now I'm gonna get eaten!

203. I think there's some poetic justice

204. In there somewhere maybe.

205. - Anyway, the worst part is, I never even told him

206. How sorry I was.

207. It was an accident. I never meant to—

208. - Uh...

209. So are you gonna do this or—

210. Boom!

211. - Aw, b.O.B.

212. - Yeah?

213. - B.O.B., you're alive!

214. - Yeah, I guess I don't digest very well.

215. - So you didn't hear anything

216. That might have sounded a little like a confession?

217. - Like a what—

218. Whoa, link, look at me!

219. I look just like diane!

220. - Yeah, diane.

221. See, what I—

222. Whoa! - Come on.

223. I got to show her this.

224. - Know what?

225. Looks good. - Agreed.

226. B.O.B. Will never know the difference.

227. - Diane! Diane!

228. Where's diane?

229. Oh, there!

230. Check me out!

231. Pineapple chunks!

232. We're twinsies!

233. - He's buying it!

234. - Thank goodness.

235. - The great gelatin romance continues.

236. - Oh, and I almost forgot.

237. I'm breaking up with you.

238. What?

239. - Guys, please.

240. Kind of a private moment.

241. I was gonna tell you earlier,

242. But link had this really, really cool thing

243. He needed to show me.

244. Don't be like that.

245. I think we've both known for a while

246. This wasn't working.

247. Plus, I've met someone.

248. She's a banana pudding cup.

249. I hope we can still be friends.

250. Come on, evelyn.

251. You got to see this rock.

252. It will change your life.

253. - So we went through all that for nothing?

254. - I guess.

255. Oh, well. Anybody want some—

256. What?