Monsters vs. Aliens 1x49

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Susan tries to escape the Internet.

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1. Monsters vs. Aliens.

2. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

3. - Do I zap the salami

4. Before or after the pickle cannon?

5. - It's a sandwich stunt video,

6. Not sandwich rocket science.

7. Let your heart be your guide.

8. - Hey, guys, what's— - heart says go!

9. - Oh! Oof!

10. Whoa, aah!

11. - Susan?

12. - Aah! Oh, shoot.

13. - Shooting.

14. - Ow!

15. - That was hilariously beautiful.

16. - What the heck was that?

17. - Uh, cut.

18. delete video!

19. Delete now! - On it.

20. "delete," u-p-l-o-a-d...

21. - "delete."

22. - No! B.O.B., that was "upload"!

23. - Was it, susan? Was it?

24. You have to answer, because what's an upload?

25. - You just put my video on the internet.

26. Everyone can see it.

27. - Looks like you're a viral hit,

28. Trashface picklebutt.

29. - Ow!

30. - 10,000 views?

31. Who's a popular picklebutt?

32. - And now begins the humiliation.

33. - Oh, you gotta see this video!

34. Oh.

35. That's, uh, you on there.

36. Did not notice that.

37. Picklebutt.

38. - I'm on it, susan!

39. Okay, think I got all the internets.

40. b.O.B., that's not how it works.

41. The internet is everywhere.

42. - Oh, you know him too?

43. Thinks he's so smart just because he knows everything.

44. I do not like him.

45. - Wait, you said "him"? - Yes, the internet.

46. We had a few classes together.

47. He's the universe's leading expert on earth studies.

48. And cats.

49. And bacon.

50. - You had classes

51. With the global system

52. Of interconnected computer networks?

53. - Oh!

54. Silly, ignorant earth people.

55. The internet is an alien.

56. we're all quiet

57. Because we're thinking about bacon cats, right?

58. - An alien?

59. - Frankly, it strains credulity

60. That one alien could—

61. - Whatever, science blah. Shut it.

62. Can he get rid of this stupid trashface picklebutt video?

63. - Let us find out.

64. Hey, internet!

65. hey, internet!

66. - New instant message. - Make it so.

67. - Hey, internet!

68. - Hey, sqweep.

69. Who are your friends?

70. - This is—

71. - J.K., like I don't know everything.

72. Because—what?

73. Internet! L.O.L.

74. Hey, 'sup, picklebutt?

75. - Seriously?

76. It's that easy to talk to the internet?

77. - Shyeah. I'm the internet.

78. I'm everywhere.

79. Watching cat videos now.

80. - Hi.

81. Um, obviously you're super busy,

82. But I was wondering if you could help—

83. - Do you really know everything?

84. - B.O.B.!

85. - Who discovered the fourth law of thermodynamics?

86. - Hey!

87. - Lars onsager.

88. - Okay, wait, what's it called

89. When you sneeze, burp, and cut one at the same time?

90. - Seriously?

91. - Three-hole punch.

92. - How many eyes am I holding up?

93. - Don't care.

94. - Oh, ho, he's right.

95. He doesn't care.

96. Oof!

97. - Guys, I got business, all right?

98. - Feisty! Ooh, "a" plus plus...

99. Plus.

100. Would listen to again.

101. Five-star review.

102. - Uh, does that mean you'll erase my video?

103. - Favorite puppy breed?

104. - What? - Favorite puppy breed!

105. - I-I don't know. Labradoodle?

106. - Do you call it "soda" or "pop"?

107. - Soda, like all true americans.

108. - Grossest thing you ever ate?

109. - Butterfly. - Agh!

110. - It flew in my mouth.

111. - Zip, zap, your video's erased.

112. Gotta go, see you later, 'cause I'm everywhere.

113. What? Internet!

114. - Wow! I didn't think he'd actually do it.

115. He completely erased the video.

116. - Great! Now I just hide out for two years

117. Until everyone forgets about it.

118. Then—whoa!

119. - Pardon me, have you seen the video of susan

120. With pickles on her posterior?

121. - You bet I did. Here, I bookmarked it right—

122. Huh. "video does not exist."

123. I must have imagined it.

124. Weird.

125. - Earth people get all their information

126. From the internet,

127. So if the internet says there is no video,

128. It's like it never happened.

129. - No way. Really?

130. - I don't know, suze.

131. Even I'm starting to wonder if there really was

132. A cakeface pizzabutt video.

133. - Trashface picklebutt.

134. Why am I correcting you?

135. - Are you sure?

136. We should check the internet.

137. Nope, can't find anything.

138. - Try a different search engine.

139. - Wait!

140. There's a cat video remix.

141. - Your picklebutt has been wiped clean.

142. - Ew. And yay! Thanks, internet.

143. Okay, that's just creepy.

144. - Can't believe we fixed all our problems

145. Before lunchtime.

146. - I know, I keep expecting some random complication or—

147. Turkey tetrazzini! My favorite!

148. - Again? We just had that Monday.

149. - I just make from the online menu.

150. - Online menu?

151. - Mm. - Delivery for susan murphy.

152. - Shh, eating tetrazzini. Mm, mm!

153. - Ooh girl you girl

154. By jace lovins?

155. I love that song!

156. - Ooh, you've got a secret admirer.

157. - We got an anonymous letter from some website.

158. - Some website, you say?

159. - Attention, area 50-something!

160. As the result of an internet vote

161. I do not remember,

162. Congratulations to our employee of the century,

163. Susan ginormica murphy!

164. - Internet vote?

165. - Enough with the eyebrow.

166. Maybe I'm just having a really good day.

167. - All rise for the national anthem.

168. - It's so inspiring.

169. national anthem.

170. - Um, general, I thought we were playing

171. The national anthem.

172. - Which I downloaded

173. From the official internet website

174. Of the u.S. Of a.

175. - Well, shut me up.

176. Yeah, fine, it's the internet.

177. I'll talk to him.

178. - Herp derp. No zuh, it was me.

179. What did you think

180. All those ques-chee-ho-nays were for?

181. That was your online dating profile.

182. - What was a whose online what?

183. - Bt-dubs, we're a perfect match.

184. Trust me, what has multiple thumbs

185. And minored in love connections?

186. This guy. Internet!

187. What?

188. - Okay, um, totally flattered, I guess,

189. But maybe changing the national anthem

190. Is taking things a bit too fast.

191. - Hmm, or is it not taking things fast enough?

192. - Why didn't you tell us?

193. - You kids are gonna be so happy together.

194. - What are you talking about?

195. - Your social status update.

196. - "in a relationship... With the internet"?

197. - Anyway, don't let us interrupt kissy-kissy time.

198. - You can't just do that!

199. - Yeah, I can just did that.

200. - No, let me put this in terms you'll understand.

201. Do not want.

202. - Wait, what?

203. Are you... Rejecting me?

204. - Shyeah. You mad, bro?

205. Raaage faaace!

206. - Virus detected in system.

207. Virus is susan.

208. - You're such a jerk. Ugh!

209. - The internet is everywhere.

210. - Okay, that was—aah!

211. - Sorry, suze, g.P.S. Said it was a shortcut.

212. - Make a u-turn... Now.

213. - Okay, you're the boss.

214. - You have reached level 15

215. Of "donkey monkey, danger junkie."

216. For 1 million bonus bananas...

217. destroy susan.

218. - okay.

219. - What? Agh!

220. - Not another step, susan.

221. I've got a priority alert from the medical database

222. That you are a class five cootie risk.

223. - From the database?

224. You're the one who's been all skeptical

225. Of the internet this whole time.

226. - Well, yes,

227. But look at these colorful charts and graphics.

228. Contain the outbreak!

229. - Yaaah!

230. Hey, internet!

231. Guess who's in the desert,

232. Where there's no technology!

233. What?

234. Susan!

235. A stinking satellite? Are you kidding me?

236. - Why you no understand?

237. The internet is everywhere.

238. El internet en todas partes.

239. - You know what? You are so right.

240. Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

241. Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

242. - What are you doing?

243. - Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

244. - Yes, I'm right here. That's very annoying.

245. - Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

246. - Please stop. Just please—please stop that!

247. - Why don't you just ignore me?

248. Oh, that's right. You can't.

249. Because the internet is everywhere.

250. Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

251. - Ugh. End call!

252. - Texty, texty.

253. - New text. Read aloud?

254. - Make it so.

255. - Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

256. - Arrrgh!

257. - New instant message. - New email.

258. - Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

259. - New video chat. - Hey, internet—

260. - You think I can't handle this, susan?

261. Come at me, brah!

262. - Why do you need my full-spectrum

263. Online communication mega-enhancer?

264. - Just a little project I'm working on.

265. - I love projects.

266. - Hey, internet, internet, internet, internet!

267. internet, internet, internet!

268. - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

269. - Remix!

270. - ♪ internet internet internet

271. - Okay!

272. Aah, stop!

273. I'll do whatever you want.

274. - Then back off.

275. Forever alone.

276. - Susan for the win! Whoo!

277. - Playing national anthem.

278. ♪ girl girl girl