Monsters vs. Aliens 1x46

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Link is disappointed when he can not play in the government football game.

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1. Fishman! Fishman! Fishman! Fishman!

2. - Are you ready for some link-ball?

3. - Boo! Boo!

4. Giantess, explain.

5. Why are the sheeple praising the swamp monkey?

6. - Every year the base plays the secret service

7. In this football game thingy.

8. Link's our star player,

9. So he's kind of a celebrity this week.

10. - And I love all of you

11. Almost as much as you love me.

12. - Bro, I appreciate the feels,

13. But you can dial it back a little bit.

14. - It's not you, it's the onions.

15. But I'm also a huge fan.

16. lame.

17. Any opposable-thumbed halfwit can throw a spheroid.

18. Observe as I—

19. Whoo-hoo!

20. - Doc, you better have good news about my star jock.

21. - Afraid not, general.

22. Due to link's hyper-extended cranial fin

23. He will be...

24. out for the season.

25. - It's only one game!

26. - Precisely.

27. - No!

28. - Drama!

29. - Whoa, chilly.

30. It's just a lil' ol' noggin rudder.

31. The rest of me is good as—

32. Whoa!

33. Ahh! Ooh! Yah!

34. - Looks good to me.

35. - It would appear

36. That much like a feline's tail,

37. Link's head fin is essential to his coordination.

38. Until it heals, he'll be nothing

39. But a bumbling, fumbling, slap-sticky mess.

40. - What? That's impossible.

41. - Scratch your head.

42. Wait, wait a second. I got this.

43. Wait one minute.

44. Okay.

45. - This is a disaster!

46. With link benched, who's gonna help me win my game?

47. - us?

48. No, we don't play football.

49. - Ya do, now.

50. I order every healthy monster/alien

51. To lace up and join the team!

52. Move! Move! Move!

53. But—but my moment of glory!

54. - I am not thrilled either.

55. ♪

56. - Sporting sombrero.

57. - Listen up.

58. You may have not played football before,

59. But don't worry.

60. We will be victorious on this field of battle

61. As long as everyone—

62. yeah!

63. - too soon?

64. I see you're hydrating, monger.

65. Well, good.

66. 'cause my agents are gonna mop the field

67. With your team.

68. Oh! pre-game burn!

69. - We'll see about that, mr. President.

70. My monsters and aliens are more than ready to—

71. - Wha-ha-hah!

72. - go fish.

73. - Go fish, yourself.

74. Link's getting back in the game.

75. One replacement head fin and—boom!--

76. Coordination restored.

77. - Oh, look.

78. You owe me three fudgie budgies.

79. Doctor cutter!

80. - You still remember me?

81. Oh, hands to heart, I am touched.

82. - Save coverton!

83. - Um, I'm sensing some awkward history here.

84. - Oh, he's just miffed I tried to steal his brain.

85. - Okay, see, not to take sides, but—

86. - It was for science!

87. - And I was starting to think I'd never get another chance.

88. Until today.

89. First I had to find a way to sneak into the base.

90. Which was easy, 'cause, you know, genius!

91. Then I gained a sneaky disguise.

92. Ooh, mystery-o-city.

93. Fun!

94. After that, I simply, I don't know,

95. Lived in the walls for three months.

96. Waiting for the perfect moment.

97. Any opposable-thumbed halfwit can throw a spheroid.

98. Observe, as I—

99. - Oo-kay!

100. So you're not so right in the brain yourself.

101. - Save coverton!

102. - Don't count on it.

103. Your monster buddy is benched.

104. Now that big alien brain isn't going to just pop out

105. On its own.

106. - My big beautiful brain.

107. My b.B.B.!

108. It's doomed! - Not today.

109. The way I see it, you're like the football.

110. And getting you outside to safety

111. Is just like getting the pigskin into the end zone.

112. And that's what the fishman does.

113. - Buckle up, breadhead. It's game time.

114. Yah!

115. ♪

116. - Ooh! Burned by a man with pom-poms.

117. - Burn all you want, sir.

118. I've got a secret coach's weapon

119. To turn this thing around.

120. Behold!

121. The awesome game-winning power of the rally cap!

122. Time to win!

123. - Yoo-hoo!

124. Oh!

125. ♪

126. Ahh!

127. - First and ten.

128. She's got a pretty impressive defensive line.

129. If we're gonna break through,

130. We'll need to run a quarterback sneak

131. With a fumble-roosky slant option

132. Into a reverse statue of liberty double-hitch bootleg sweep rush.

133. - What the floognarg is that?

134. - sneak past when her back's turned.

135. Remember, be silent, like a—

136. Oh, I can't control it! - This is not silent!

137. - Wow!

138. - Whoa!

139. press a button!

140. Any button! Press a button!

141. - I'm trying! - Ooh!

142. - Wow!

143. even better!

144. - Why? - Wahoo!

145. - Because you don't need coordination to—

146. - All we gotta do is hit the autopilot.

147. The jet rotates, hangar opens,

148. We'll fly outta here in style.

149. - Oh, right.

150. Because you're such a boss at pushing buttons!

151. Leave it to the cove-man before you epic fail once more.

152. - Not the finger I was thinking of.

153. But all right, go for it.

154. autopilot engaged.

155. - You did it!

156. Chest bump!

157. - Seriously, bro?

158. - Interception!

159. This alien scoot-about-er is a hoot and a half!

160. - Drop the alien—

161. - It is so thoughtful how easy an opponent you've been.

162. Oh, and don't tell, but I'm taking a pair

163. Of b.O.B.'s underpants too.

164. Tootles!

165. - Wait! Wait! Someone save coverton!

166. - Come back and face me!

167. I'm not outta this game yet!

168. - Please. It was never even a fair fight.

169. - Time to even the playing field.

170. - Hike!

171. - Stiff arms!

172. - Hot dog! We're gonna score!

173. - Sta'abi has captured the "foot-b-ball."

174. sta'abi!

175. - Dear doctress,

176. End this charade.

177. We both know you're powerless

178. Against my intergalactic wiles.

179. - Over it.

180. Now which way to the cockroach's lab?

181. Time to noodle in your noodle.

182. hold those noodles, doc.

183. Looks like we just went into o.T.

184. You better have your "a" game ready.

185. 'cause qb link's gonna—

186. - trick play, baby.

187. - A bag of onions?

188. What good will that—

189. - That's right, onions.

190. And now the scales are balanced,

191. You don't wanna tussle

192. With all of this muscle.

193. - Bring it.

194. - I gotcha!

195. - No! I'm not the swamp monk—

196. - I got you now.

197. Mantis kick!

198. Oh! Oh!

199. Oh! Ow!

200. Oh! Oh!

201. oh-oh. Long bombs.

202. Eyes on you.

203. - Who the blazes is explodin' onto my football field?

204. - evildoer!

205. - I told you I would taste vengeance!

206. - Moment of glory.

207. - Oh! Fourth and I'm down.

208. Ooh.

209. - Touchdown, area 50-something!

210. - Whoo, mama!

211. We scored!

212. - Oh-ho, yeah!

213. Link-ball for the win, baby!

214. oh, yes, we bad.

215. - I did it. Check it.

216. - Get back with your bad—

217. - Touchdown of the fishman!

218. Whoo-hoo-hoo and hoo!