Monsters vs. Aliens 1x45

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Dr. Cockroach accidentally teleports the diner into space.

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1. Monsters vs. Aliens.

2. - ♪ mva ♪

3. ♪ mva ♪

4. - ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

5. ♪ it's us vs. Them

6. ♪ foe vs. Friend

7. ♪ brain vs. B.O.B.

8. - ♪ it's a super-freaky job

9. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

10. - ♪ mva ♪

11. - ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

12. - ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

13. ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

14. ♪ mva ♪

15. - Hamburger day? - Hamburger day.

16. - Hamburger day! - Hamburger day!

17. - Hamburger day! - Hamburger day.

18. - Mysterious light show on the ceiling!

19. Hamburger d— what?

20. - Sorry, sorry.

21. Minor teleportation whoopsies.

22. Carry on with your food-eating, everyone.

23. - Dr. Cockroach, am I to understand

24. You are once more tinkering

25. With the primal forces of teleportation?

26. - Let's say... Yes.

27. But this time I'm confident

28. I've finally cracked the problems with—

29. - You call that "problem crackin'"?

30. 'cause all I see is a giant trashcan

31. That just crushed one of the finest hamburgers

32. In the western hemisphere!

33. oh, I can't feel my head.

34. - Walk it off!

35. - I assure you, my next attempt will—

36. - Doctor, this installation can't handle a next attempt.

37. - W-what are you saying?

38. - As of right now,

39. All teleportation experiments

40. Are banned on my base!

41. Dismissed!

42. - This is a dark hamburger day indeed, my friend.

43. - I was so close.

44. It's just this blasted fuel source.

45. I'm missing some key ingredient.

46. - Mystery ingredient, huh?

47. That's a puzzler.

48. Is it hamburgers?

49. - No, b.O.B., it's not hamburgers.

50. - Mm-kay.

51. - what about hamburgers?

52. Mmm. - It's not hamburgers.

53. - Hmm.

54. Has anyone tried— - not hamburgers!

55. - Oh.

56. - This is a delicate scientific instrument!

57. - Fit, you hamburger!

58. - Burger grease!

59. That's it, b.O.B., you genius!

60. - Don't thank me.

61. Thank the hamburger.

62. yes. Very clever.

63. - Thank the hamburger!

64. - Um, thank you...

65. Hamburger?

66. Now to test this fat-fueled bad boy.

67. - Whoa there, dr. Naughtyboy.

68. Pretty sure the general just said

69. No more teleportation experiments.

70. - Actually, I believe

71. He only forbade teleportation on the base.

72. ♪

73. ♪

74. - That's every burger in the house.

75. - But we've got a full tank.

76. Now here's the plan.

77. I teleport into monger's office,

78. Smugly announce, "I told you so"

79. Then zap, you bring me back here.

80. - Got it!

81. First part, everything up to "I teleport."

82. - Couldn't be simpler.

83. Merely pump the lever three times—

84. - Got it! I'm awesome at counting.

85. - B.O.B.! B.O.B.! - One, two, six!

86. - You're pumping the power beyond maximum level!

87. Oh, dear.

88. b.O.B.!

89. B.O.B., are you all right?

90. - Uh, your teleport thing's out of burger grease.

91. But it's cool.

92. I can see the earth right outside the window.

93. I'll just run over there and get more.

94. My ray worked!

95. - Whoa.

96. I'm on the moon!

97. - Yes, yes, but we'll get you home in no time.

98. If anyone was going to get stuck on the moon

99. With no teleportation fuel,

100. At least it's just good old indestructible b.O.B.

101. - [whistling hail to the chief]

102. - Hey, mr. President!

103. - Bobbity-boo. What's happening?

104. - Mr. President?

105. - What? I always sneak over here to use the john.

106. I need a commode that feels like america.

107. - We're on the moon!

108. - I'm on the moon?

109. - Mm, yes, but—

110. - Like an astronaut?

111. look at me!

112. I'm moon president!

113. Check out the moon gravity!

114. Whoo!

115. gross!

116. Ya-hah! Yee-ow!

117. - We should go moon exploring!

118. - Totes.

119. Let's roll, jelly!

120. - stop!

121. - What? What's the problem, cock-a-doodle-roach-a-doctor?

122. - May I remind you that outside

123. Is the cold, airless vacuum of space?

124. - Mm-hmm, you may.

125. - Then may I also strongly suggest

126. Staying inside

127. With your friend mr. Precious life-giving oxygen.

128. fine. - Right, then.

129. You should have plenty of air until I get you home.

130. Provided, of course, you keep that door shut.

131. - What the snake snot is that?

132. - The zombie moon ape.

133. Once, he was but a fictional hollywood movie monster.

134. - But sqweep got scared of the movie

135. And sucked out the memory of watching it,

136. And then I guess science or something,

137. And, uh-oh, the movie monster's real!

138. Fight-fight, rarr-rarr, then whoosh!

139. Sqweep booted his ugly kisser to the moon.

140. The end.

141. And you said that no one would ever want to watch

142. My video scrapbook.

143. - Yes, fine, just don't let that thing open the doors!

144. - Two subjects stuck on the moon.

145. No fuel.

146. One horrible creature from sqweep's subconscious.

147. How do— sqweep!

148. Hold fast, gentlemen!

149. I'm going to fly you up a fresh batch of burger grease

150. In sqweep's spaceship.

151. - Ah, the old "grease express to the moon

152. "for teleportation fuel so nobody's brains get eaten

153. By an undead movie gorilla," huh?

154. "cuh-lassic."

155. - B.O.B., it's up to you to keep the president safe

156. Until I get there.

157. Can I trust you with that?

158. - Well, I've never told anyone

159. About the president's nervous flatulence.

160. - He, uh, must be talking about some other president.

161. - Late night snack, doctor?

162. Yes.

163. - Then grill me up a slab of cow-cake.

164. Papa bear's gotta feed the beast!

165. - Right away.

166. - Leadership!

167. - Aw, can't get in?

168. Knock, knock. - Who's there?

169. - Doesn't matter. Barricade!

170. - Growl all you want, space monkey!

171. There's no way you're getting through that door!

172. - [growls, roars]

173. - Well, darn it all to heck.

174. - Dr. C! All the air is running away!

175. We're grabbing as much as we can,

176. But I don't think it's enough!

177. running out of air.

178. Think.

179. ♪

180. The convenience store.

181. That's where you'll find your oxygen.

182. - Awesome!

183. I love oxygen. - Mm-hmm.

184. - To get there, you'd have to go out

185. In the freezing airless void.

186. - What's this about a freezing airless void?

187. - Uh, what I actually said was,

188. Uh, "would you like some condiments

189. For your burger?"

190. - Those two phrases sound nothing alike!

191. - B.O.B., this is very important.

192. Do not take the president onto the moon surface unprotected.

193. - Don't worry, doctor.

194. I'm his protection.

195. - This is awesome!

196. - Caveman mama like-a bonky wazza!

197. - I agree with every word of that.

198. - He needs oxygen now, b.O.B.

199. His brain has gone silly.

200. - on it!

201. - Dr. Cockroach.

202. You owe me six rolls of paper towels,

203. One new uniform, and an explanation!

204. - Sorry, I don't have time for—

205. - it's in the convenience store!

206. It's in the convenience store!

207. Over.

208. - What is goin' on here, egghead?

209. - General, I've not been completely honest with you.

210. And now I see how very wrong that was.

211. The truth is...

212. - My fellow "a-moon-I-cans."

213. - everybody ride a choo-choo.

214. Choo-choo! Ba-kawk!

215. You shall not eat my president!

216. - I am burrito samurai!

217. yah!

218. - Mr. President, you are not a burrito samurai!

219. That is just the lack of oxygen talking.

220. Or maybe the diaper.

221. Is that a talking diaper or just a regular—

222. - whoo!

223. Stop! I got super-ticklish head goo.

224. - No brains!

225. - Nope, sorry, buddy.

226. Can I interest you in a burrito?

227. - Hang on, sticky bun!

228. We've only got six hours to skateboard this hoagie

229. To zanzibar!

230. - mr. President, run!

231. no brains.

232. - Whoop!

233. - Oh, well.

234. - Aha!

235. - Huh?

236. - Zanzibar!

237. - Hold tight, everyone!

238. Aah!

239. - Dr. Cockroach.

240. You did it!

241. - No, this is a victory for both of us, b.O.B.

242. You kept the president safe.

243. - Thumbs up for america.

244. - And I can finally make my "I told you so"

245. To monger with a working teleportation ray.

246. Which is still on the moon.

247. Nooo!