Monsters vs. Aliens 1x44

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After Dr. C tampers with Sqweep's project, the alien receives a bad grade.

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1. - Dr. Cockroach, I request your assistance.

2. My earth studies assignment

3. Is to profile an earth scientist.

4. - Ah, come to learn at the feet of the master,

5. Eh, sqweep?

6. - Well, actually—

7. - Splendid. Prepare to be awestruck.

8. Finally, a test tube of oxidizer.

9. Ho hum. Not much to see here.

10. But hello, sugar cube.

11. Now, that's science—

12. Mad science!

13. - Sorry. The washroom is over there.

14. - Thank you.

15. - No, herbert.

16. Sqweep's inevitable gushing will just embarrass you.

17. Pfft! Embarrassment.

18. "simplistic... Crude...

19. Clearly more mad than scientist."

20. Why, that little— delete, delete.

21. "visionary... Breathtaking in his genius...

22. An inspiration to young minds across the galaxy."

23. - That should be sufficient.

24. Thank you again, dr. Cockroach.

25. I owe my grade to you.

26. - Yes, child, you do.

27. - B.O.B., no.

28. Just no.

29. Skinny jeans on a—I just—

30. No, b.O.B., no.

31. - What's all this, then?

32. - Sqweep, what's wrong?

33. Ooh! What's that thing?

34. - Listen, when I remove my hand,

35. You stop with the screeching and the running

36. And the whatnot, deal?

37. - That is a zrob minus.

38. - Splendid.

39. - It is the lowest possible grade in the galaxy.

40. - Lowest possible grade?

41. - Yes, I got it for my report on dr. Cockroach.

42. I don't understand how this happened.

43. I get good grades. It's what I do.

44. Without good grades, what am I?

45. - No idea. Oh, well.

46. Chin up, and try harder next time.

47. Ta-ta.

48. - Oh, sqweep, you're a good kid.

49. Don't base your self-worth on one bad grade.

50. - Easy for you to say.

51. Your grades weren't exactly perfect.

52. - One "a" minus in woodshop!

53. And mr. Holtziter had it out for me

54. Because my birdhouse was prettier than his!

55. - Booty quake, triple points.

56. This kind of humiliation will not stand.

57. I want to know who uploaded my shakin' and quakin' booty

58. To every screen on this base.

59. - Totes wasn't me.

60. Okay, it totes was.

61. But everybody loves it.

62. You've gone viral, big boy.

63. - And I need a cure!

64. Sqweep, I want you to step up our cyber security.

65. - Whatevs.

66. - And dr. Cockroach, I'd like—

67. Sqweep! You mind?

68. I'm trying to conduct a meeting here.

69. - I reiterate. Whatevs.

70. - Sqweep's so bummed.

71. It's kind of bumming me out too.

72. - Got to be something we can do.

73. - Well, whenever I feel sad, I sing...

74. ♪ la la la la la

75. Until I can't remember what I was feeling sad about.

76. Like this.

77. ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

78. See? I can't remember what I was sad about.

79. Or anything else.

80. - That's great, b.O.B. - Who?

81. - You've been unusually quiet on the subject, dr. C.

82. Any thoughts? - Yes.

83. Well, I—

84. I did it!

85. I tinkered with sqweep's report.

86. I brought shame on the good name "cockroach"!

87. - What? Dr. C, that's terrible!

88. You've got to do something.

89. - Right. Like change your last name.

90. What? I'm trying to help here.

91. - No, link. There's only one thing to do.

92. ♪ la la la la la la, la la la— ♪

93. - Or you could apologize to sqweep for what you did.

94. - Ah, yes, we could try that.

95. Hello? Sqweep?

96. Remember your report about me?

97. The zrob minus one?

98. Well, funny story. You'll laugh.

99. I—

100. Sqweep?

101. - Sqweep, you have yet to complete your science quiz.

102. Also, I remind you that "whatevs"

103. Is not an acceptable answer.

104. Failure to pass will result in expulsion from earth.

105. Hugs.

106. - Ah!

107. - You can't find sqweep anywhere?

108. - No, and I fear time is running out for the quiz.

109. - Fate is forcing my hand.

110. You guys keep looking.

111. I'll take the test for sqweep.

112. - Right idea, wrong person.

113. Come on.

114. - Heavens, no, I haven't seen sqweep anywhere.

115. Of course I'll help you find the dear child...

116. Soon as my mani-pedi is finished.

117. Might take a while.

118. - Could you stop with the toes?

119. Ugh. Ugh!

120. - No, I've not seen sqweep.

121. But I will hunt the shameful quitter

122. To the ends of this earth!

123. Staaaaaaaaaaa'abi!

124. - The answer is most certainly

125. The heisenberg uncertainty principle.

126. - Correct.

127. - Ten for ten! Whoo!

128. Simplistic and crude indeed.

129. Next question, please.

130. - Human scientists believe the earth's core is comprised

131. Of iron, nickel, and other trace elements.

132. - Yes, we do.

133. Clever humans.

134. - But we aliens know

135. The core is actually composed of what material?

136. - It's not iron, nickel, and other trace elements?

137. May I take a potty break?

138. - Test paused. You have one minute.

139. - Uh, it's... A number seven.

140. - You have one hour.

141. - Any luck? - Not yet.

142. - But no worries, link.

143. Sta'abi is on the case.

144. The disgraceful delinquent is not in the air ducts.

145. Little sqweep thinks hiding outside the base

146. Will stop sta'abi.

147. Little sqweep is wrong.

148. Sta'abi!

149. - You turned sta'abi loose on sqweep?

150. - I know. I know.

151. Would help if I said—

152. - Sorry!

153. - Okay, all right.

154. It's mostly a mess,

155. But I do like the couch better over there.

156. - Oh, agreed. So feng shui.

157. - Right?

158. - Ah! Uh! Ooh!

159. It's a compact, but it handles like a tank.

160. - And why are you handling it?

161. - Sqweep's quiz claims

162. The earth has a mystery element at its core,

163. But I haven't the faintest idea what that could be.

164. - Nougat.

165. Think about it.

166. At the center of every sweet candy is nougat,

167. And earth is the sweetest planet.

168. Ergo, nougat.

169. - That's a good guess, b.O.B.

170. - Uh, yes, but sqweeb's quiz demands more than guesswork.

171. With the child still missing,

172. The only way to solve this mystery

173. Is to go to the center of the earth!

174. Sorry!

175. - Greetings, little fail-ien.

176. - Doc, speak to me. What do you see?

177. - Mostly brown, sometimes dark brown.

178. - I miss you! Bring me a present!

179. - You're pretty far down.

180. You should be coming up on the core any minute.

181. - Yeah, at the same time, tick tock.

182. Better step on the gas.

183. - Acknowledged.

184. Going quite fast now, really m— oof!

185. - Moof?

186. - I seem to have found the core,

187. And it appears to be nickel, iron,

188. And other trace elements.

189. - Could sqweep's people be wrong?

190. - And what do we put on the quiz?

191. - I haven't the faintest idea.

192. - Guys, you're overlooking the obvious.

193. What if there's something in the center of the center?

194. - It's worth a try.

195. To the center of the center.

196. Yes, I'm breaking through.

197. And there is something in the core.

198. - What?

199. What is it?

200. - It's—it—

201. I think

202. It's nougat.

203. Susan and link: Nougat?

204. - B.O.B. For the win.

205. - Mmm, yes, definitely nougat.

206. Rich, creamy,

207. Quite delicious, in fact,

208. Though it makes not a whit of scientific sense.

209. - Resume test.

210. What is the composition of the earth's core?

211. - The answer is... Nougat?

212. - Correct.

213. Congratulations. Perfect score.

214. - Found your shameful quitter.

215. - Oh, no.

216. Sta'abi, tell me you didn't—

217. - Didn't what?

218. Vornicarn, spit out the quitter.

219. - Whatevs?

220. - Precisely.

221. - Wait, sqweep.

222. You may have called it quits, but you should know

223. That dr. C literally went to the center of the earth for you.

224. - He did? - Yes.

225. And I'm afraid that has proven to be

226. A rather sticky wicket for me.

227. I'm trapped in the nougat.

228. Losing... Oxygen.

229. - Not if mad science has anything to say about it.

230. Nougat is high in sugar content.

231. Oxidizer away!

232. I will now suggest everyone duck and cover.

233. - Ah! Ah!

234. - So, you see,

235. The whole ugly affair was my fault.

236. Please don't penalize sqweep.

237. - Agreed.

238. Sqweep, your perfect record is reinstated.

239. You may continue your earth studies.

240. Hugs!

241. - Hugs! Thank you for your honesty.

242. - Of course. Just one last thing.

243. I accept the earth's center is nougat.

244. But my question is, why is the earth's center nougat?

245. - Oh, the prankinoids of arcon-5

246. Put that there eons ago.

247. - Prankinoids? - Yes.

248. You should see what those jokers did to your moon.

249. There's a reason it looks like swiss cheese.