Monsters vs. Aliens 1x43

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1. Male announcer: And now nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - ♪ mva ♪

4. ♪ mva ♪

5. - ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

6. ♪ it's us vs. Them

7. ♪ foe vs. Friend

8. ♪ brain vs. B.O.B.

9. - ♪ it's a super-freaky job

10. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

11. - ♪ mva ♪

12. - ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

13. - ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

14. ♪ monsters vs. Aliens ♪

15. ♪ mva ♪

16. - Yes!

17. Fish man needs his muscle fuel.

18. What? That was my last dollar!

19. All right. No way!

20. Come... On... You... Dumb—

21. Ah!

22. Wait. I can solve this with my intellect.

23. Got me a mind like einstein.

24. - Peculiar.

25. - Keep moving, kid.

26. This is between me and the vendo-thief.

27. - If you require snack funds,

28. I can loan you some earth currency.

29. See? Oink oink.

30. - That's adorable, but I wouldn't feel right

31. Borrowing from your little kid allowance.

32. - Do not worry.

33. My planet's money is worth more on earth.

34. Current mr. Piggy savings are estimated at...

35. $4 quadrillion.

36. Guys! Piggybank! Moolah!

37. Allowance! Vending!

38. Alien dineros! Snacks everywhere!

39. Whoa!

40. - thanks, b.O.B.

41. Now, you were calmly saying?

42. - Sqweep's a quadro-gagillionaire.

43. We're stinking rich!

44. - Nope. Nuh-uh.

45. Not in b.O.B.'s house.

46. I don't trust this money.

47. People are always high-falutin' around

48. With their money.

49. Not for me.

50. That's why I pay for everything in b.O.B. Bucks.

51. Here, link. Buy yourself something nice.

52. - Oh, come on. Take it off.

53. My—my massive lats are in the way.

54. - Hmm, how shall I get my evil on today?

55. Hmm? Fudgie budgies.

56. Mine!

57. - Don't get any ideas, link.

58. Sqweep is stinking rich, not us,

59. So no crazy "linky likey" schemes.

60. - Suze, I would never, even for $4 quadrillion.

61. $4 quadrillion?

62. That level of funding could finance

63. Some fantastically posh evil-doing.

64. And I'm such a posh evil-doer.

65. - Child, give me $10 million.

66. - Oh, you wish to borrow currency too, coverton?

67. - Um, yes.

68. I wish to "borrow,"

69. And I "promise" I will "pay it back."

70. - Are you engaging in sarcasm?

71. - Mm, uh...

72. "no."

73. - Okay.

74. - mine!

75. - Borrowing from a kiddie bank, bread-head?

76. - Coverton's got to eat.

77. - Well, I am shocked,

78. Shocked and appalled by your—

79. - Here's the $10 mil you asked to borrow, link.

80. - The link's got to eat too, you see.

81. - ♪ yeah

82. - ♪ yo - ♪ yeah

83. - ♪ yo

84. ♪ yo

85. - ♪ check it out - yo!

86. ♪

87. ♪

88. - ♪ yeah

89. - ♪ yo - ♪ yeah

90. - ♪ yo - ♪ check it out

91. ♪

92. - ♪ yo - ♪ yeah

93. - ♪ yo - ♪ yeah

94. - Oh, yeah.

95. Linky likey.

96. Hey, who's blocking—

97. Buds!

98. Allow me to welcome you

99. To the relaxing shores of isla de link.

100. - You bought an island?

101. - Yeah, buddy!

102. Looked a lot bigger in the brochure,

103. But it was way expensive.

104. Even came with a baby volcano.

105. Check it.

106. - What happened to "no crazy schemes"?

107. - Indeed.

108. At least when susan and I borrowed money,

109. It was for sound investment opportunities.

110. - Don't get all up in the— wait a minute.

111. You guys hit up the piggy too?

112. - Yeah, but not for crazy things.

113. I just needed a little start-up cash

114. For my bedazzled cupcake bakery.

115. Ta-da!

116. - Get some glitter in your belly.

117. - It's a really underserved market.

118. - And I purchased the world's oldest chunk

119. Of discarded refuse,

120. Which will only grow in value...

121. Mm, provided I don't eat it.

122. - Well, looks like we should all be ashamed of ourselves.

123. Or not. I'm cool.

124. - Attention, personnel.

125. Incoming alien craft.

126. Emergency arrival procedures asap!

127. Eyes on the skies, men.

128. Bogey is on a direct course

129. For our earth-lovin' patooties.

130. Whatever comes out, you go fast and you go hard—

131. it's behind you.

132. - Bubblegum greetings.

133. On behalf of epsilon-11's management,

134. I am pip.

135. - What in the hoo-hah is a pip?

136. - I am. I just said it.

137. I am pip.

138. - He's my financial planner.

139. - My card. Scratchy, scratchy, sniff.

140. Yuck!

141. - Pip manages my allowance and piggybank accounts.

142. Business hugs? - Business hugs.

143. - Well, I was expecting an invasion.

144. And, frankly, I am disappointed.

145. Come on, men.

146. - Sir, shouldn't we stay—

147. - Keep moving. I owe the kid a benjamin.

148. - I have come for the joyous task

149. Of collecting the loanings you owe my client.

150. Say it with me now. "hooray for interest!"

151. - Uh, did—um, d—

152. - I mean, I didn't think we'd have to do that this soon.

153. - Yeah, I'm still kind of perfecting

154. My glitter-to-batter ratio.

155. - Yeah, and isla de link—

156. Is gonna have chief exports any day now.

157. Whatever those are.

158. - I ate my investment.

159. no regrets.

160. - I do not understand.

161. You cannot pay me back?

162. - For shame!

163. Ow!

164. - Oh, do not fret, client.

165. Let old pip unfuffle this lending kerfuffle.

166. Go on. Skedaddle.

167. oh, okay.

168. - Suze, he said "skedaddle."

169. Pretty sure we can take him.

170. - Since you cannot pay your debt,

171. I regret that I must now

172. Cheerfully repossess your commodities

173. For sale at the galactic marketplace.

174. The amphibian man's gravity will sell for oodles.

175. - Flee! Flee!

176. - Wait up.

177. Ow! Ow!

178. Hey!

179. - What the hey is the galactic marketplace?

180. - An alien outpost

181. That resells unusual and intangible items.

182. Anything can be bought there.

183. - But who would buy link's gravity?

184. - The helium noids of toi.

185. - Don't worry, guys.

186. I've already got the perfect plan

187. To get us out of this mess.

188. Ah!

189. - Such focused concentration.

190. I'll take that.

191. - Concentration?

192. There's no way you can take—

193. Oh, shiny.

194. - susan!

195. Okay, trash is awesome, but this is no time for—

196. Whoa. This is shiny.

197. - Susan, focus.

198. You must use all of your willpower

199. To concentrate.

200. - Right. Concentrating now.

201. Sorry, guys.

202. It's hard to concentrate on controlling my pow—

203. Whoo!

204. - Whoo-hoo!

205. Oh, let's ride the susan coaster again!

206. - Wait a sec.

207. The receipt for le isla de link!

208. - So?

209. - So I tossed the receipts

210. For everything I bought.

211. Maybe if we find them,

212. We can return our stuff and pay back pip.

213. - Ingenious. Hurry, chaps!

214. Excavate and extricate our salvation.

215. - Oh, good idea.

216. And I'll keep a lookout.

217. Nothing gets past my eye.

218. - Pip-a-boo.

219. Impressive vocabulary.

220. I'll take that.

221. - Faffle gopple?

222. Floppity. Floppity floo floo floo.

223. - Ooh, the loquations of planetoid verbia

224. Will spendy-spend for this.

225. - Not again!

226. What have you taken from coverton?

227. - Only your dignity.

228. - I'm humiliating me.

229. - Oh, my gosh, levers!

230. - Guys, these levers make really funny word sounds

231. When I pull them.

232. quick!

233. Stop me from posting this to my profile.

234. - Upload complete.

235. - Floognog!

236. - Still no sign of him.

237. Coast is clear, guys.

238. - Gut, don't fail me now.

239. Listen up, you little swindler.

240. This all started 'cause of me,

241. So if you're looking for payback,

242. You can take it from the fish man.

243. - You are nobly offering more personal commodities

244. As payment?

245. - My modesty alone is probably worth a fortune,

246. 'cause it's the best.

247. So go on and—ow!

248. - What is this?

249. - Oh, that's just a b.O.B.--

250. - Shh!

251. Don't-ay tell-ay him-ay about-ay my fortune-ay, okay-ay?

252. - You possess fortune?

253. - Who told?

254. - Well, this unfuffles everything.

255. If you transfer this fortune to me,

256. All debts are happily repaid.

257. - Nah, I'm good.

258. okay, you know what?

259. My friends are worth more than money.

260. You got a deal, blue squeak.

261. Do you accept checks?

262. - Words.

263. - Valued client,

264. Your account is repaid.

265. Thank you for choosing epsilon allowance management

266. For all your piggybanking needs.

267. Business hugs. - Business hugs.

268. - Bye, pip. Love you.

269. - Well, that was easy.

270. - Yeah, except now you got to pay

271. My financial planner.